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here kitty kitty...

...(thanks Tahkcalb!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

RRRAAAARRRRR!!!

hai little fella : D

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scary nice moggie :)

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Sun 3 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

yeeeeeks!

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McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

Hahaha

Hi cockalorum!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

no arms or legs... but still happy...

...WOO!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

Hi Cockalorum!!

This made my evening.

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

yeeeehaaaaa!

like!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

He's going to shit those dawgz right up

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

They are all like that

I am listen to some African rock and it is damn good :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Who?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

Amadou & Mariam

Suppose it is more rocky pop

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

I wondered if it was somebody I knew.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

I'm just going through the world music on Napster

They come from Mali

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

I've seen them play live

Very nice. They're a blind couple, did you know that? Not that this makes a lot of difference.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

rrrrRRRRAAAAAA

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Shada, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

I knew it! I didn't trust that little bastard one bit.

Top animating as always.

Also
anytime

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

...at least he didn't explode!...

...:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

: D

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--- ---, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

Yay this is good!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

CATS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

cats who like felix

are cunts

also: hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

Yeah

but dogs who eat kittens and then throw them up are even more cuntish :(

(Peter_G, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

hahaha

yes, but take heart. she's long dead

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

so are the kittens

(Peter_G, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

oh my yes

so are many many things since that happened

what is your point?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

nothing really

I just wish I read it when I wasn't eating

(Peter_G, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

eating + internet = bad idea

generally speaking

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

hahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

clickypoo

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Ratsta, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

cats who like luck???

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

If you have to explain it, it means it didn't work in the first place

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

It wasn't really a joke

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

Felix, latin for luck

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

GIBBON LOLS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

HE'S A LITTLE FUCKING PERSON LOLS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

JENNA LOL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

Kats :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

that's more like it *clicks* :)

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Sun 3 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

Dear Mr Tits,

I don't like cats but your posts have made me warm to them.
You are doing the world a favour by posting your fabulous cat animations. To stop now would be doing a disservice to the world but more importantly, a disservice to me.
x
'pot

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

\o/

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

tits cat?...

...tit is... isn't tit?!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

I am now FACEBURGER

it is a re-birth. Time to move on
: )

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NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!...

...WHERE'S TITS!...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH TITS?... I WANT TITS!... BIG JUICY TITS... HUGE...oops*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

Tits has passed away I am afraid.

yes...I AM AFRAID.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

Are you upgrading your internet persona to a more unique name and getting yourself a website?

you'll be internet famous by the end of the week

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Shada, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

i like tits

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

I've been to a post-punk postcard fair

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post414473

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

we've had literal band names

and that was PAINFUL
there's too much music out there for a compo like that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

image amuses me

especially considering my sig

but when you have no idea what the song is, never mind the lyric, it can get bastard tedious. and certainly loses any comedy after about 1/2 an hour

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

Pretty much your average compo then

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

Just imagine the imagery from "I am the walrus"

It really could be a good challenge.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

yes, but the majority of the lyrics will be from

'fronds of the neverhorn' by the discomanians on calypso records and all that shit that most of us have never even heard of

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

YEAH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU.

'COS THAT WAS A MASTERPIECE. GUNTER GESTUMPENSSON SLIT HIS WRISTS AFTER WRITING THAT SONG.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

i understood that he slit his wrists BEFORE writing it

which explained the sloppy key change

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Oh lordy I hate it when people leave it to you to "guess"

The board moves fast enough without having to spend 10 minutes trying to fathom out one fecking post. Most of us here wouldn't have the patience.
Then it turns out to be what you mentioned because people think they are so fecking cool knowing track number 7 by some obscure Indie band that recorded it in the mountains of far flung Japan and anyone else who doesn't know it is an uncool div.
*climbs off soap box*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

a week of feeling like that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

But the sad thing is that is IS a good suggestion

and it would be a shame to shun it because of the inevitable.
Almost every single challenge suggestion brings out the usual entries from people who read the challenge, pick ONE word and then post something that is often the complete opposite of what the challenge is about.
I think it's getting impossible to avoid that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

preaching to the choir, there young 'pot

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

I know

but it makes me feel a little better.
And diplomatically put seeing that I was stating the bleedin' obvious :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

:D That's the spirit!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

i fucking CAN eat two bananas at once mum! I'll fucking SHOW you!

mum, i feel sick

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

You've proved my point!

Although I do see Micto's and Mongy's too.
The trouble is, Mr Toast, you are one of the few who actually READ the challenge in its entirety before posting.

But on another note, I would like to shop some custard dripping from a dead dog's eye followed by a girl with her knickers down, an eggman, and a joker laughing at him.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

my interest was piqued by the idea of a girl with her knickers down

you can keep the rest

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

I Am The Walrus.............

well Madonna would win that easily i.e. what has a moustache and smells of fish.

I'm soooo very sorry - it's the voices in my head that make me do these things

(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

i'd like to see something using movie posters

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mongychops, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

hahaha

yes indeed

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

That's far too difficult

so there would be hardly any entries.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

If only we could do something with Attack Of The 50ft Woman

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

Nope

Too obscure.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Please don't even speak it's name

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

I can't make out what song that's from

but I clicked your challenge suggestion because I think it could turn out to be a good one.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

the first part of that

is why i didn't click

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

You haven't heard "There's a Spectragram on Your Ovenglove"?

Philistine!

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

i got Bela's pic

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

I didn't

I'm with flowerpot on this one. The board moves to fast to be figuring out riddles continuously.

Edit: Never mind, just got it from his comment below and the filename. I initially discounted the filename cause there's someone called [the filename] on another forum I frequent and it just didn't register. (I would never have got it on my own though).

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEag0ss9pFU

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

I clicked

This challenge has potential. I'm bringing sexy back to the pet shop

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

A friend on facebook put as his status

"...is bringing sexy back. Oh wait - no, it's a stroke."

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

*ponders*

you don't cook then :)

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Sun 3 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

Top notch!

Come on people...if you aren't getting HMHB references then really. *tuts*

Ooh ooh tropical diseases
Ooh ooh chemical alarm
Ooh ooh I’m a little blase
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves

I’ve been here and I’ve been there
In me Joy Division oven gloves
I’ve been to a post-punk postcard fair
In me Joy Division oven gloves
Ooh ooh Nagasaki towpath
Ooh ooh tickling the laird
Ooh ooh checking out the Quantocks
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves

On a sinking ship a sailor yearns
For his Joy Division oven gloves
Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns
In his Joy Division oven gloves
Talk to the hands, talk to the hands
In his Joy Division oven gloves
Dance dance dance dance
In your Joy Division oven gloves

Ooh ooh piccalilli shinpads
Ooh ooh polishing the nave
I keep wicket for the Quakers
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves

My grandfather’s clock was too tall for the shelf
So I sold it and opened up a stall
Selling Joy Division oven gloves
We got Joy Division oven gloves
Get your Joy Division oven gloves
Hallelujah

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Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

Oh yes

HMHB.
Use acronyms to make those who don't know scratch their heads even more.
Is it REALLY too much to type "Half Man Half Biscuit"?
Am I REALLY a div for not getting the song?

If you are using irony, then forgive me but if not *blows raspberry*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

I had no idea what it was either, don't worry

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

Blimey, I'm not in the least worried

I could quote obscure songs, we all could.
There's no shame in not knowing.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

hehe

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEag0ss9pFU

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Sun 3 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

I would like to order 7 of these please mister

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Shlvng, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

That horse looks exasperated with the whole situation.

Is it a visit from a market research team?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

Haha

Which of these shades of cream makes you hungrier?

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zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

"Hi, we're from the I Can't Believe It's Not corporation

"can you just try these and tell me which one actually is butter?"

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

Why would a horse be in a well?

And how? It would have to really want to be in a well, and like...manuver and stuff.

:]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

unless it backed up and fell

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

a horse in a well?

it backed up and fell?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

He was in Nam

He's reliving the ordeal to come to terms with his experience.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

He is an oracle

He emerges rather regularly around mid afternoon to make small talk about road conditions throughout the Deleware Valley.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

Who cares, it is a horse in a well

With a look of 'Get me a fucking drink or I will shit in your eyes!'

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

to get to the other side?

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McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

silly horse, don't go to China

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

What about chinese horses coming here?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

If a horse is in a well and no-one's around

How the fuck does it get out?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

glue & dogfood

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

It eat its way out to the ocean

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

Very nice :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

i fucked up the shadow on the horse

but meh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

and the more i look at it, the more it looks like the beastie boys

sprott.physics.wisc.edu/biewer/crazylegs1.gif

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

you kind person you

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

this is very likely to be exactly not what they wanted too

which is a bonus

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

Joy Division Oven Gloves \o/

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

just working through the entire peel sessions

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

bonus indeed

SPEAKING of bonuses...

your 50,000s coming up. plans?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

plans yes,

chance of said plans becoming reality, slim

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

here's hoping... ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

oh god

if it happens it'll be legendary. but it was supposed o happen for 45 and it didn't come off

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

quite a bit tends to come off for some of your "big posts" though...

*fears*
;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

in video!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

I couldn't imagine what it will contain

We've already seen your 20ft willy.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

imagine it in video, to music

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

: D

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McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

if it's got young down in that burrow it will have their fucking arms off

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mongychops, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

Heh, did you follow my link?

nice one!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

oooh! no

i justh thought it was more homepage based spam :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

I am entirely not like that!

sometimes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

You fucking legend, cheers micto.

(Sledra, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

ask in an existing thread next time, mmmkay?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Horse in hole

Is there some hidden meaning or it horse just silly?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

Haha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

hahahahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

Arf!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

Yay!

He looks like he is being told off

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

sorry.....

Click for bigger (78 kb)

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Hahaha

Why no more cat animations?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

^this

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

Haven't you had enough cat gifs!! Sheesh! : )

I'll let you know where you can get them soon if you need more : )

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--- ---, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

we want them here, there is no elsewhere

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

the internets is massive

innit!

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--- ---, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

I want more

Give us a link :-D

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

soon

: )

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--- ---, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

That makes it sound like there's a spring in rural Aberdeenshire where they can be panned for or something.

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zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

^this and that^

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

Needs more cat animations

Why no more cats? You're making me cry :_(

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

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McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

hahahaha! SPANG!

have this Arthurian tripe...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

: D

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--- ---, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

Phwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooar!

She am gorgeous!

Bet she has a munting face though ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

Shoulders wider than hips = ladyboy.

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zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmU_q5xrnto

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

That put things in perspective

I wasn't sure what I was going to find, you made me library lol, getting some funny looks now.
Possibly because of the stupid grin on my face and a nice women bottom on the screen :-D

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

in the source, there is a bonus front view

and you are incorrect

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

Pics plz :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

get your own

the internet's full of them

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

Best just look at the back then.

{;-)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

Would you give her one? would you bang her? what would you like to do to THAT if she was waiting at a bus-stop with two bags from ASDA?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:43, archived)

have they got Jaffa Cakes in?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

They might do, you can never quite tell until you've looked and eaten the whole packet.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

Listen!

You don't look at the mantelpiece while poking the fire
Think about it :P

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

The act of poking usually obstructs most of the view of the fire, I find.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

For any onlookers

But... wait... unless you like that sort of thing

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

And to me, in most positions.

I don't have eyes on my hips, sadly.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

good lord

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

Goodness me.

Nice one :)

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zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

NSFW, innit.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

*drools a bit*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

Nice arse

(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

haha, she's sat on a catapult

silly cow

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mongychops, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

psychedelic porn socks...

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

mmmmmmm arse :P

*cough (photos)*
www.flickr.com/photos/lord_otterby/

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

coo, I went past Pinkneys Green today

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

O_O

you is stalking me

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

SOCKS STILL NOT DISTRACTING ENOUGH

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

oh my oh my

(

McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:45, archived)

Jospehine and her amazing technicolour wanksocks

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

lovegirls.co.uk/content/funnypictures/Taste__The_Rainbow.jpg

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

I'll take twelfty please!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

I can't stare at that without hearing the music you used to get on amiga crack intros.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

Found one with the multicolour strobing bit in at last!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlXwmw8UY9w&fmt=18

They all seemed to have that same multicolour thing when I used to play my amiga, but there are barely any on youtube bizaarely

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

put a donk on it

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

hahahaha

good call :D

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

hypnotic :)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

that looks delicious...

...yummy yummy!... :P

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Vector help

Anyone fancy vectoring this?
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/5365/horse2h.jpg

Need it for a project,
Cheers.

(Sledra, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

www.whatareweyourhorsevectoringbitches.com

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

B3ta.com/requests

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

DIVE!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

Silly Griffly. Horse is getting Sarlacc'd.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

is that a new hazard at the Grand National?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

what a strange picture

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

why are those men staring at a horse in it's burrow

leave it alone

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mongychops, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

Eh up Dave!

How's life? Looking forward to seeing the mighty Grimsby at The Valley next season? I am :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

gonna be one hell of a season, shit or bust i think, last time we were down this low was about 81

(

mongychops, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

Aye, first time in my lifetime for sure.

I was offered a ticket for today but decided against it as it was a no win situation. I knew that if we won, I would be fucked off that we didn't get it together earlier on in the season, and if we lost I would have been proper fucked off also. Let's hope we do a Leicester next season :0

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:45, archived)

haha, you fucking loon.

I snorted Stella.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

charlie would have been more effective

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

Pffffft!

horse hatchlings

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

burro

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

How much are you paying

(

zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

No, fuck off.

LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

lmao!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

qhat?

anyone fancy sending me £5000?
I need it for a project

ta

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

Yeah sure,

just gaz me your account number, pin code, sort code and CVV number. KTHXBAI :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

AC# 2
PIN# 4b
SORT# 1234222364-54315421-485545
CVV# is Orange

much obliged

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

I could vector a £5 note for you if it helps

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

I'm not getting your hopes up or anything

but that would be far easier than vectoring the above

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

Think you're flogging a dead

thread there mate.

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

Yeah', sure, why not.

When do you need it by?

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

NEXT!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Low fucking poly

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

I believe I've played that game

couldn't get the power up to get past the end level boss though

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

good evening

here is a picture of my friend as a zombie

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

SMASH HIS HEAD OFF WITH A CRICKET BAT!

Woo!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

I think you should stop seeing each other

unless you're a zombie too

ω∞!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

I think there's a song in that somewhere...

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

almost missed this

woo!

(

McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

Owls enjoying a day out at the white house

(

The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

A bicycle made for

too-wit-to-two

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

pfft

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:30, archived)

haha :D

i am enjoying this picture

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

i was

doing something else but it went a bit wrong so this was what happened instead...there maybe more owls on holiday appearing over the week

(

The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

heheh

It's like something from theunusualtimes.net/

Spam! me?!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

What a wonderful piece of website

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

It's one of our brands

this is another
www.sailorjerry.com/index.php

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

Noice!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

very dapper!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

Why are you starting to get all political on my ass?

Nice pic though. Reminds me of an installation I saw at the museum today.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

What museum was that?

Was it the museum of penii in Sweden? They have a plaster cast of Magnus Magnusson's penis in there. TRUFAX!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

No, it's over in Amersfoort

I did get to see this a couple of times in Gardermoen airport in Oslo though
Gardermoen limp cockage

cfb

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

more sausagey than a speeding Comanche

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

Those Scandinavians are proper obsessed with cocks!

I took a pic of a fountain in Switzerland that looked like a CDC. I shall have to find it....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

Lets push that down a bit

Have my very first vector
gasp it's 15% too big!

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

but 15% more sexy

who it is?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

that's the missus

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

does she have heterochromia

or is that how the vector came out?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

Under Communism no standards could be guaranteed

even with eyes, you just got what was left in the box at the end of the day. If they matched, it was a bonus.
and also me not being completely au fait with colour palettes and making all the tones look right together

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

hey it works well

you are a lucky man!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

that's really good!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

Not by the new FAQ rules it isn't.

Also: it's very good :)

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

my, that's a bit special!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

wowsers!

that's a tip top shop!

(

McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

Looks good to me.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

quality stuff

i like

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

that's fucking good

and i don't need to add 'for a first attempt' either

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

Nicely!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

very nice indeed

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

good job fella

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

Nicely!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:31, archived)

has emo phillips discovered hair gel now then?

(

mongychops, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:35, archived)

yeah, and lip gloss

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

it suits him, i might write him a love letter

(

mongychops, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

Optimus Prime "proper cunted" after night out in town

Stupid thingy thing

Bye all. It has been a thoroughly edifying trip out of Lurkerville and I may one day post again (if I can think of anything funnier than counting past 10 without taking my shoes and socks off).

Ta raa.

(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

A+++++++++++ would read again.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

What

(

zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

well. I just don't know what to say

edit 1: you are not making this better
edit 2: that's less worse

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

I know

I tried to follow the advice to move the fucker and had a cuntspaz. There were pointy brackets everywhere like the internet had been hit by a fucking car.

(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

the point people are making is that you haven't made any changes to the picture

your observation is noted, but it still doesn't change the fact that you have taken up a new thread just by posting a picture you simply found on the internet.

Check the FAQ - it has all sorts of fun-to-learn things

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

you are just posting a photograph

and making a comment about it because you think it is funny. B3ta does not work like that, we are not flickr. We are for images that you create yourself.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

I know

And I apologise. If I delete it, I delete a load of people's chat too, so I shall leave it here and not do it again. That OK?

(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

Perfect.

WELCORM NEW GUY.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

oh yes.

You'll get raped all over again for deleting it. ;)

It's all good fella, we all learn how it works at some point.

I got an ass raping too in my early days.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

This depends on:

1. Who is doing the raping.
2. If the "ass" bit is compulsory

If the answers are: "A troop of dancing girls" and "they could just all gobble you off in a paddling pool full of jelly" then we could be looking at iminent deletion

(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

you don't get that in your first year

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

Shit. At least at Popbitch, they

pretend that everyone gets noshed off by a troupe of dancing girls in a paddling pool full of jelly all the time

(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

did you come straight here from popbitch

or did you come by the usual 4chan route?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

Hahaha neither

I haven't posted on Flapbitch for a good 6 years. Because it's shit. Edit: Or read it either. Because it's shit.

(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

People come from 4chan?

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

I've been around the better part of 7 years

and I think the best offer I've had was a reacharound from Dixon.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

but to be fair

we've all received that

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

don't forget to rub butter and jam between your toes and sleep in the anteater enclosure

is the only way to cleanse your sin

edit: i don't want to sound rude. Everyone makes mistake and learns. Don't worry.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

you are learning!

check my profile for some b3taness not in the faq

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

My my....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

Delilah

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

Why why why....

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

Gran Tieder

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

that was unexpected

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

thats me

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

so I've come to expect

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

It was better when it was a reply.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

I am too slow for the internet

I thought nobody had seen that, soz

(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

hehehe, nevermind ;)

welcome aboard fella :)

although you may like to host the pic yourself, as leeching from the Sun
(although enjoyable) isn't the best way to host pics :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

Yes it is!

^^ Nice observation, would have made a good TOAP though.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

Done

Had a hairy moment there like the "Message" box was a bloody scrabble board. This may not have gone unnoticed.

(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

Worry not

You have some lives left ;)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

hehe, top work :)

and stick around fella, it's not all bad here :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

*whispers*

well, apart from *points secretly over there*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

you pointing at me

you raggedy-assed deviant?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAAH

genuine lollary!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

Rule 1 of b3ta: we always see everything you do

what is that you're wearing!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

looks like he has a smashing blouse on!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

Probably nothing.

Also, you got speedyFPd :)

(

zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

A frontpage?

Mediocre changed, man. He changed.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

he's on mod duty tonight

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

RIGHT, THAT'S IT! YOU ARE ALL SOOOOOOOO NAUGHTYBANNED

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

haha

go on then - if you nawty step us we'll know you FPd yourself

hahaha :D

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

ARE YOU VIMOD?

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

You're so gonna to get b&!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

b& in s&

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

It'll be gr&

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

gr8

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Sounds gr&, now give me your h&

and I shall take you to a magical l&!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

What time is it?

I must have shiftlag

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

Shut up you cr&!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

Gay>Dayshifts.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

I concur!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

haha. That made me do a right old LOL

but for all the wrong reasons. Are you going blind or has your mother sold your hands so that she can still feed you?

;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

Not my picture,

it was Discomeats I believe, I just quickly animated it. That is why I prefer the gayshift, skills mean shit :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

Oohhh!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

You been promoted to mod then eh? ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

Pffft whyioughta!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

well deserved!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

^ fo sho

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

See? This is my chuffed face

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

*squeezes medi's cheeks*

AIN'T HE GORJUSS!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

cheers

And thanks all for clicking. Rarely seem to reach the popular page at all.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

I want to know what the catch is!

Nothing FP'd since Friday, there is a slew of popular images since then but nothing makes the fp ( as is often the case weekend ) and all of a sudden Mystery Bob has a thing for cows and you get an FP! ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

he must have something against ginger cows then

www.b3ta.com/board/9411222

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

what the fuck does your username mean?

edit: ooh - that Kate Garraway pic again

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

it's a long story. It all started...

but then I started using this other account, instead of my original one (your watch is), to save until 5K. Only that my computer broke down, so I couldn't make any celebratory picture for a while and and kept using this account instead. And now I'm not really bothered to go back or change names.

But you should check nose bondage instead.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

gah!

neato.ytmnd.com/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

i have it printed on a t-shirt as well

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

I think that

it would take effort and reading more than the images on screen for him to FP anything else.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Don't ask me.

I often post things of which I think should at least make the popular page, and then all of a sudden, a smeary image of a cock island gets FP'd.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:25, archived)

Rule one of b3ta is that you have to be naked to view it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

I always get rule one and two mixed up

iiiinnn da mix!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

A+++++ Would criticise again

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Heheh, this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

hahaha

please tell me it is permanently side-boob hour in there!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

haha :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

THIS Side boob?

yeah, is that doing it for ya?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

Well it shoudln't,

because that's my sideboob :D New FG and AD! tonight :D Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

whaaa?

new family guy?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

What seems to be the confusion Mr Prodge?

Aye, in Merkinland.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

New FG and AD! tonight..need details :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

Well there is a new episode of Family Guy tonight,

and a new episode of American Dad tonight. In Merka.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

booo!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

Easily downloaded fella.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

People still download video?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

Yeah,

why wouldn't they?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Streaming.

I couldn't give a fuck about quality, and I don't see the need to waste hdd space.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

Ah I see.

Well I watch so many things, I like just logging onto eztv, clicking the links and watching them when I can later :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

oh boy!

you've been working out

rrrrrrrrrrr!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

jaffa cakes?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

Richard has them

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

Don't throw them on the floor, you tosser

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

There needs to be more RS on TV

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

don't you feel like a pony when you sweat?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

I've never felt a pony when I am sweating

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k61AN4fynDM

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

bwahahahaaa!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

Hello lovely

How are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

not bad :)

most of the swelling has gone down and i'm not too bloaty. i can actually stand up now without making noises like an arthritic hippo.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

so the back firing has calmed down?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

yup

almost ruptured myself watching family guy last night, it was so funny!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

LOOK WHAT THIS CHAP HAS FOUND ON THE FUCKING INTERNETS!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

I CANNOT POSSIBLY FATHOM!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

Brian Potter?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

Elton John

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

did part of this thread get deleted?

I had a funny reply n everything!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

possibly.

I made a cuntish reply which I immediately retracted. Not immediately enough it would appear.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

haha

that's not like you Pasanonic!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

No, we need photoshop.

Try again.

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ClanSoul, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

Nice effort, but I beg to differ

this is a message board for images you've made yourself, preferrably altered in a funny way. Or at least in a mediocre way.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

nooooooo

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

Wait.... That's wrong?

Ah damn.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

sort of

could be worse At least the goose is alive.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

shit!

I got /links-rolled :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

I think he's just going for an underarm throw of that duck

as it's like trying to throw a lark boulder to a dog.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

i.... er.....

wh.....

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

Brucey

(Kevmanwilly, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

nope can't spot the difference

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

now then Mr T Rush

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz I recognize.

I also believe that *soccer lols* is the appropriate response for the rest of the picture.

and yes indeed.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

Well done, I am pleased for you. You can see how pleased I am by looking at my face, see, it looks pleased

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

That is indeed a pleased face

You are now b3ta poster boy for the word "pleased".

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

I know, it is a fucking awesome pleased face

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

pfft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

:D All off-season leave is cancelled!

I've just had an unhappy love affair so I don't see why anyone else should have a good time.

Edit: Lol that mic looks like a cock rofl

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

hehehe

I love Vogons

best of all the bureaucratic space aliens

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

Stop your fucking whinging!

At least you aren't a Charlton supporter like me :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

Years of playoff misery motherfucker

Also - Norwich gone down?? \o/

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Fuck off!

We had it all man! Once we had it all. Now? Now we will be playing fucking cunting Grimsby :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

If you even think about football you could break your leg. I wouldn't risk it, Michael.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

*leg breaks*

Tooo late man, too late!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

QUICK. Lick the stump.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

*licks a stamp*

Fuuuuuuuuuck! I am deaf too :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

Listen to this:

*highpitchednoise*

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Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

I preferred the Wheelies

They were the true underdogs.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

In other news

I'm winning the league and all the north east chaps are going down together. how very fitting.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

Man U can get tae fuck! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

Of course they can

and you can wallow in our filth ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

Oh well, at least we won today :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Four pictures of Steve Bruce.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

Top right he looks like he's been caught doing something naughty

Bottom left he is very carefully letting out a fart

(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Snookered...

Click for bigger (379 kb)

(Kevmanwilly, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

to many red balls on the table

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

Some of them are mini Babybels

^ very nicely done btw

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

cheese?

on the baize?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

one hit and they are all gone

It all over for you Yanky!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Babybels

Full of knob cheese

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

eve-nings Earl

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

'ning Griffy

how are you?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

all tired and dirty

after golfing and gardening today.

been up to much?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

Photos this morning and a bit of a drive

Cooked dinner, just sorting out my room and I am sleepy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

I am full of roast pork sunday dinnerings

with roast squtternut bosh (I am soo funny) and lots of crackling

I must wake up in time for beer

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

I find it improbable

that the balls would have formed like this on their own.

I suspect foul play

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

There are more than 15 reds. I believe this has been photoshopped.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

HEY NOW!

I WASN'T SUGGESTING THAT THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN DOCTORED IN SOME WAY, WHY, WHY THAT'S JUST THE LOWEST THING A MAN CAN DO!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

I can tell by the pixels.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

Are they involved too?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:45, archived)

Co-conspirators.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:45, archived)

I've been blind

but now I can see

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

DON'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING SUN.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

Yes, this images is obviously doctored, probably with the use of Adobe® Photoshop®

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

Is that how you lot have been making these pictures then?

I feel so silly now. I have a team of actors and circus performers. They are all permanently on standby in case I think of funny positions to put them in and take a photo.

I feel really silly now.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

No, keep it up!

that's excellent

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

Silly Savalas.

Chickens don't play snooker.

They play 8 ball, much easier for them with the smaller table.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

I think chickens should play snooker

some form of peck-enabled cueing device should be invented.

yes.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

Fuck you. Murphy to win.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

*clicks bigger*

Holy shi... thats a big pic!

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

HD, baby.

Really bad HD.

(

zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

Random snooker fact

My b/f's uncle is Dennis Taylor :P

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

Cor

Have you got a signed pair of enormous glasses

(

zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

They're mine!

I'LL KILL YOU.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:45, archived)

But I'll be sure to ask for a pair when I get to meet him :)

EDIT: Weirdly my b/f had him sign a golf ball once

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:45, archived)

That's like getting David Beckham to sign a swimming pool.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

He'd have a bloody good go

(

zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

Bindun?

Sorry it's shit, and probably been done before, and I think the date might be wrong too. Actually, this might be a waste of time. Anyway - love to your mothers. (PS thank you to Magic Donkey for letting me into the newsletter the other week)

Click for biggy

(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

Untold times, I'm afraid

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

Bum

Will get shot of, ta for letting me know

(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

Don't delete!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

No?

Um, ok.. *stays on bandwagon*

(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

Thread deletion is the work of Satan!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

Sorry mate

Lots of times

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

the same but different

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

Hehe

This is rather woo!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

Sell out.

I thought you were all about the underground piss scene.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

I'm all about poo parties right now.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

You were just following the fad?

I thought it was about the urine, man.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

Ever drank Baileys out of a shoe?

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

This is a picture of as close as you can get to Baileys without your eye gettin' wet.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

I'd rather go to a club with lots of wee people on top of each other

Dwarfsex rocks

(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

:D! fuck yeah

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

LSD tv? Sign me up!

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

woah!

it animates, yet it is a jpg. SCIENCE

(

McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

Not science

DRUUUUGS

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

SCIENCE ON DRUGS!

Shit someone totally needs to do that.

Like those 50s videos of army squads trying to operate on acid, except scientists trying to make a black hole full of friendly aliens.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

Fun times

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

Top spong!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

I would buy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

Haha brilliance

(

ClanSoul, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

Brainfuck tellyvissles.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT

I THINK I'M BURNING

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

LSD is part of the Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory

www.b3ta.com/board/9415057

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

HAHAHAHA

(

ClanSoul, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

Who am I to disagree to dees?

hahaha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

ahahaha!!

(

McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

needs some cheese

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

Hahahaha brilliant

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

hahaaha

he keeps gazing me..

apparently me commenting on his paranoid rants and saying I think he's a fake is classed as stalking now..

I guess we're all his stalkers in some way

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

Irony lost on the conspiratoriat

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

I keep on telling him to fuck off..

he gave me his email, phone number, tells me he's in Sweden

yet I'm stalking him?

I'll tell you one thing this stalking lark is a piece of piss

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

Go on, you're only half done

/edit: cheers people!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

(

McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

haha

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

hahaha

brilliant!:D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

Hahaha

Brilliant!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

Well played!

clicked and enjoyed - all cows should be like this.

(

Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

Thought came to me when they started selling milk cartons with a window strip in them

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

For people who are too stupid to tell how full/empty it is by its weight and heft?

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

Yep

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

windows for milk?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

Milk wants to sit by the window too

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

That doesn't sound very healthy.

Excellent pic!

(

IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

Yeah, for sure.

Microsoft is really diversifying these days.

(Mr._Pickles, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

Mmmmm, Milk :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

Haha!

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

:D Awesome good.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

Fantastic!

Nice simple and original idea, wonderfully executed.

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

Heh, took me at least half an hour too

that man and the bucket weren't even in the original photo ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

hmmm

time to buy moooore

*click*

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

that's brillaint! :)

simple, yet fantastic idea, really well done

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

yes but can it be...

oh nevermind.
woo!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

hahahaha

top work medi!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

Well worth dropping by on a Sunday just for this :D

Fantastic, have a multi-click.

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

hahaha brilliant!

If you milk a zebra does each stripe reduce in sequence?

(

Three Dog Man, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

full cream goodness

nice one:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

hahahaha!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

That's genuinely inspired.

Fantastic.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

surely not!

Did she get her milkers out for a tenner?

nicely done sir :)

(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

Clickah!

This is fully awesome.

(

Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

ha ha ha

brilliant - from the world of tomorrow I lol at this

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

I love this!

But following on logically, what happens when it shits?

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

pffft

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 4 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

Oooo

Nice one!

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

Class

pure and simple

(Dr Frank, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

hehe

ace!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Genius!

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Monty Propps, Tue 5 May 2009, 8:16, archived)

Awww brilliant!

First thing I spotted when I called by b3ta after the weekend and got the giggles.

Lovely!

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

fantastic

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

honestly brilliant

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

Missed a spot?

There's a bit left in her ear
nice concept though

(vladk2k, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:42, archived)

omg nowai

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McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

pffhlol :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

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