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# This summer...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Genius!
Mmmmm... A nice piece of cake...


Psssst.... make it 400px.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# *coughs*
Job done! Ta Moley :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Clicked again.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# oh that's wonderful!
Do Walken with Dinosaurs next
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# *earns first 'I Knew It Was You' badge of the day*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I also knew this
by the crisp hi-end ness of it


I'm busy

Oh Bugger! Prof'll tan my hide!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *alerts the Prof*
He's Here!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Thanks JP!
How are we today sir? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# In severe need of coffee, otherwise good.
Your fine self?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Not bad thank you kind sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# oh crikey me, i would watch that
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I would definitely pay real money for this film
and I hope it's full Black and White
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Ha ha, frigging ace.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Ta Eagle
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hahahhahahahah, utterly marvelous, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Bless you Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Remember folks, horseplay can be dangerous....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# yay!
do an ashtray on a motorbike next!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hiya Moley! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Hallo Ninj, me old beauty!
How's tricks?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I spy shark
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Not fake.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Very nice shark work, there...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Oh Tim,
you are a cad!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Well techincally you can eject from an helicopter but the blades seperate and drop off so the joke would be
on the pilot plummetting to his death ;)

hehe sorry but your just too good for your own good Fresh Water Mole xxx
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Good gracious, you're right!
The Kamov Ka-50 Black Shark.
Those crazy Russians!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# they also ejects sideways in some
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahha! subtle sharkage too :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# arf!
they put detonators on the rotors, you know. not only does it spare you decapitation, it also gives you a bonus chance to maim the enemy with high-velocity helicopter matter
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# he was proably pissed, most pilots are in a permanent state of inebriation
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Nice Sharkage
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# HahahahaHa

Oh, and that's a BIG shadow of that helicopter right there!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Hmmmmm..... maybe it's a tad on the large side.
I think it's something to do with magnetism. There's a lot of metal in that bridge.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Ticket to hull please.


I find this abhorrent! and I made it.
It's going to be deleted and I don't give a shite if people get upset by that. ok I wont.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
#
She should have set her iPhone on silent
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I think you'll find it's called an OyPhone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Wass Anne Frank from the West Country then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# All Jews are.
Oy've got a brand new comboyne Charvestah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# *bzz bzz* *bzz bzz*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Should have gone to sect-savers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# *silent respectful giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Poor old Anne...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Anne Frank would be a Jewish Fisting whore of Doom
if she survived the war

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I can't see anyone getting upset by this to be honest :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Terrible...
So bad, it's great. :)
(whoorinpirate A good ould dictator's all that's needed!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# HaHaHa!
This is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] rubbish compo entry...


Click for bigger (260 kb)
(Son_of_Magwitch, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Yes, it was shit the first time you posted it too
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# OK Elvis
what was that about?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# it made sense in my head
something got lost.
(Son_of_Magwitch, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Oh FUCK THE FUCKITY FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING TROLL
- did I mention FUCK OFF!

/refluffs
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# What's going on here then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# obvious goaste post - thread deletion - and then reposting again.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# maybe next time..
i should consult your rigorous quality control standards first, so as not to offend you. I appologise wholeheartedly for my misconception that this was supposed to be fun.

Or maybe you should get a life?
(Son_of_Magwitch, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# You don't have to consult me, love
just don't delete threads - edit them instead which is what I was mostly annoyed about.

I think you will find the response you got from all your replies were negative - because the whole goatse thing has been done to death and it was even mentioned earlier that some troll was bound to do a goatse "Shitter" post. So I won't appologise for my rudeness as you obviously put so little effort into thinking this through which you knew what the reaction would be so you only have yourself to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# fear
wow. such anger. I'm actually quite hurt. i think i should see a psychologist about that.
(Son_of_Magwitch, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# stop messing with my mind!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# That's a fail, then.
And your dock is still on the right, So double fail.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] If you think Twitter is shite now
you should have seen it before the Internet

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Haha
That's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# now heres a goodun!
well done im clicking this!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I was about to say how bored I was of this compo already
but you made me smile, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# yes!
i would use it if it involved carrier pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# winner ZAK I love you and want to have your babies
not really but I love you anyway.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Awww!
I'd got all oiled-up and everything, then I noticed the 2nd line.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I hope it was good quality Castrol GTX oil?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# 2-stroke lawn-mower oil
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Hey I'm not fussy
get here!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I would do,
but I can't turn the door knob
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# haha is that what you call it
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# It's been called worse...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Even better then this shit compo all together
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# that's fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# <3
*Loads up the shotty* BANG. BANG. Old school hacking.
(whoorinpirate A good ould dictator's all that's needed!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# well done!
you made the compo funny!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Great work!
(was it just me who saw the last frame as an explosion of feathers? Pre-computer ignore button maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# wunf
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# You what, love?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# foon
wok wok wok wok wok

ting

mup

aaahh
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Bend over, I'm going to take your temperature.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# *parrrrp*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Goodness!
What's this now?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# he's having a giraffe!
/coat

Anyone seen a thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Thread deletion detected
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Galactic implosion imminent
calibrate sensors
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# it's in section WX42b sir
shall we take evasive action?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# On my mark prepare to go to maximum warp.
Engineering, come in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I CANNAE CHANGE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS CAPTAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Don't give me that, you've got two minutes to bring all coils online.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Set IUDs to stun!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ENOUGH OF THAT thank you, Lietenant Gruntfuttock
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# *trips over unconvincing set and falls into Turbo Lift shaft*
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# You are RUINING my moment.
Mr Worf, take him to the brig.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# *nicks Cornish Pasty from Worf's forehead*
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Our maximum warp is only 1.01 though
It could take us a while to get anywhere :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# This is a galaxy-glass starship man, don't be so silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Oh hang on. The clutch was stuck
there - I've got it into 4th gear. Try now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# :(
you're both rotters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# *huggles*
Sorry, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# :(
What do I know? I'm the tactical officer
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# *sexily insubordinates*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Captain, there seem some problems with the drive
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# perhaps it had just fail?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Rerout main power via the auxilliary grid.
*is fucking LOVING this*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Space anomaly in front of us, 'Spock' what do you suggest?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Hit the horn!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Is it a raging horn?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# what is this thing called 'love'?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# i suggest we nom it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Yeah and I posted a reply
it was like a million replies screamed out in terror then went suddenly silent... Ooo look a moon!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# that's no m....
oh no wait - yes it is. As you were
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I'm parched
I could use an ice cold giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# *wins argument*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Kopit!
Edit: Darn it, it was Coppit, blast my failing brain cells....

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Well, it's obvious you don't have children
*wins argument*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# *raises eyebrow and looks at stomach*
I wish I could say the same for you.



Sorry, that works better on women that say that.


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Maybe he is participating in an experiment with Danny DeVito?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I'm only joking with him, I love a bit of Scaramanga.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Christopher Lee
If I were a gayer he would be on my would list.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Pompous twat, apparently
which is damn shame as he's such a legend
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# You leave my beer baby alone...
I've been working hard on that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I was joking!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I know
*slaps with belly*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Why is it always sunny in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Otherwise it's be shi'ite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# how are you ningin' lass?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I want it to be tonight, I'm knackered.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Had a few days off, I'm sitting my time out...
tonight some beers with a close friend. I wish it was weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# You can't call it the London Marathon anymore it isn't Politically Correct
you must call it the London Snickers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# i already do
and i like to sit here eating 26 bars of them while i watch Paula Radcliffe shit in the street
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] obligatory compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# what is this twitter?
should I sign up? if it means I can talk to my idols, maybe I should?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Twitter is shit
it's a micro mobile personal message board
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# this should be the entire wikipedia article on the subject
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I did this for Masakatsu's Amazing Elvis Fact Generator, and thought I might park it here


D - Ris

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# awww
elvis puppy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth its own thread...


I have probably got the twitter thing wrong i have never used it.
I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# It's of no consequence to anyone.
An utter waste of time.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# the compo, my post
or both? :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Lovely stuff...
I must say your poem is rather top, too...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Thank you
I'm waiting for the invitation to read it on Radio 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I'm sure Libby Purves would be impressed.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# She always is, but that's another story.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# hahahah! brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Hawkins' mind piss for all to see


Sorry its so shit, I have very little talent and msPaint
I really do not understand twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# nothing wrong with your hummus
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I can see a lot of this sort of thing
Picture of person + name

Text of stuff they did underneath.

EDIT: you may have done the best one already.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# You see
Some people need to validate their existance, so post up every event that happens in their normal day.

Then lots of other people that want to know if how they take a shit is the same as someone else read what has been posted and have a mass circle-jerk because meatsack X lives in pretty much the same way as meatsack Y.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# This description reminds me of
Kevin Smith's book My Boring Ass Life.

Some of it was interesting, but it mostly consisted of Blog entries about how many shits he had every day
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# What do you expect? The clue was in the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Sick of the smell of piss?
NCP, the multistory car park operators, are going to put a fragrance in their stair wells.
There's a range of smells to choose from but have you ever thought what the smell of leather would be like?

www.ncp.co.uk/stairwellsmells

Let's get Britain's car parks smelling leathery!
(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I'm sick of muppets like you
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit skullfucking

And no, I've never smelled leather in my life. Is it like plastic?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# hurh hurh hurh...shut up Butthead
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I saw that in the metro today
Why is Mark Almond, singer of tainted love back in the news?
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I thought Kevin Rowland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I thought Damon Hill
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# could they all be guilty?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# 'have you ever thought what the smell of leather would be like?'
If only there was some way of knowing. I hope one day in the future, things are made from this wonderous material, that I might sniff it and experience the wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# *Gets all PETA on your arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Just on my arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# *thinks about his next words carefully*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# You have inadvertently mistaken us for people on /links
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# And for people that give a shit what carpark stairwells smell like
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# There's one in Manchester that proper smells like death, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Your other cat?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# No :D
It does. There's a car park just down by the gay district, and the top of the stairs smells SERIOUSLY like a tramp is turning slowly into soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Judging by the numerous times I have been to Manchester (2 is a number)
I would fully expect this to be so.

Hmmm... tramp soup
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# tramp-oline
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# They all smell of wee and that's the way us British folk like it
if they didn't smell of wee we would be tempted to use them and invaribly get mugged or raped or muggedraped or tickled by elves.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I'd prefer the fetid stench of your rotting corpse
first thing I see and its this shit, fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Welcome to Lincolnshire...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# man, ncp car parks are truly the worst
there was one in edinburgh for years and it eventually got closed down because ncp didn't realise that not fixing the roof wasn't really an effective cost-cutting measure. and yes, when it wasn't raining it did stink of piss
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I've been waiting to post my new fail toap - Joy
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# haha
Is it Dom Joly's Metal Man?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# you see, the easiest remedy for this
would be to make the stairwells well lit, half to full glazed areas, and linked to the 'in-house' cctv system.
people would then not piss, and the stench would not be there. It's all in the design

simples
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Do you work for parksafe?
Because that's pretty much what their carparks are like.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# bunker tiem
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# oooOOOOoooo!
I like that.
Kind of like a Northern Line train that got lost.
Edit: In a Good Way!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# come in
we have jaffa cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] On the bright side though, all that seed MUST be doing him some good....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# You should have put a price tag on the bird seed of 2p
;)

*autoclick*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Buy me a beer, two bucks a glass
Come on, help me, I'm freezing my ass.
Buy me brandy, A snifter of wine.
Who am I kidding? I'll drink turpentine.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# My sweet Aveline
I mourn you with Thunderbird wine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# loves all your stuff
glees
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Glees back*
*(has Battenberg for later so actually has reason to glee)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# fried in fritter form?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I guess you could make a sweet batter to dip it in before deep frying...
hmmmmmm wonders
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# sweet and sour custard
might be just the thing
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I see the image challenge is now Twitter
I might do a shop of people who have no mouths sat by their computer typing "I just farted"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# you should do that
although maybe one of them could be holding their nose thus rendering the typing rather moot
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# but if they have no mouht and are holding their nose
they will suffocate ;) Best thing to happen to Twitter ever.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Life narration for those bereft of other forms of entertainment.
That's what twitter is for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I just play WoW when I'm bored
at least I am accepting that I am a nerd and embracing it
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Wow doesn't make you a nerd though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# She makes you a MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# It is a bit dorky
considering I am a 33 year old man in possession of three degrees and the kind of job that allows me to sign passport applications
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Haha, they also need to have no ears and noses though
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# i love your drawing style
i really do
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Cheers chap
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# :D
Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# this is good :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I very much like the beak
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Two paper cones painted orange
the classic "dress up beak"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Marvellous stuff...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# pickled magic?
abracadabararara!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] It's got twitter, twittering, kittys, birds, custard and infant death....what more do you want from me!!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Dave looks like my old cat Pestilence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Dave is all things to all humans
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# He's quite a handsome kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# he is
and he has sophistication, elegance and an educated palate too...
irresistible really
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Now that is an awesome name for any pet
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# He was one of triplets- Pestilence, Stinky and Grot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I used to have a big black long-haired monster cat called sweep
He was a big softie and not quite right in the head - he was hit by a car when he was a kitten. He would sit on your lap purring away and dribbling all over you, then just start scratching the hell out of your leg for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# :D aww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# He lived to about 17
Only had 1 canine tooth left. Best trained cat I've ever known, he would only go in the conservatory or the lounge and wouldn't get on any furniture unless someone was already sitting there.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Nice cat name :) No really, it's original.
did you have 4 cats: Pestilence, War, Famine and Death?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Nooooo, unfortunately not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Damn I was hoping for a picture with them all riding on the backs of Badgers
The Four Badgercats of the Apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Badgercats, HO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Who you callin' a 'ho - girlfriend *does waving hand thing*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Your babies!
Woo to your fantastic mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# aww
ta, how kind
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I Likes Gourmet Cat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# you're just saying that
so he'll give you a bit of his roly poly
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Tweet
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# man they are thin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I know lightweight/featherweight boxers are all extremely fit and can hit hard
but I reckon I could take most of them on.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Oh I don't know, they've got this deal going with gravity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# I'm working on a contract with Newton's 3rd law of motion
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
bitter, chitter, critter, fitter, flitter
fritter, glitter, hitter, jitter, knitter
litter, pitter, quitter, quittor, sitter
skitter, spitter, titter, twitter, shitter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# it's for the best
but you forgot shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Yes, and odds-on someone will post a hilarious goatse pic to set that one off...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I'm kind of relying on it now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Well, that's Carol Ann Duffy's Poet Laureate career mapped out.
Next!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
# End the compo, winner etc
Twelve hours in and it's all bindun.

Alt compo anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# my vote goes to something fluffeh:
"kittens in the work place" - kittens as doctors, kittens as bus drivers, kittens as politicians!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Kittens in the workplace is a cracker, Steve.
I'll get on that after work.

Nings :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] my only compo entry for this week consists of this....
images.google.co.uk/images?q=twitter funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# "Goatse reposts".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
#
www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=hitter&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I've bookmarked this for the week
www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=glitter&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l

edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# hahaha
link-piss
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Challenge over!
This wins!
Nice one Prodge!
*click* *click* *click* *click* etc...
Can someone else select the challenges? Please.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Top fontmatching!
a week of this? Saints preserve us! No offence to you in particular Mr. Buttock, just the inevitable accumulation of increasingly derivative compo entries that we can look forward to for the next 6 days. Like a state-sanctioned bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Imagine the chinese equivalent of B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Do we have a counter-compo?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# yeh fuck it....
ALT-COMPO

B3TA UNDER A COMMUNIST REGIME - STATE SPONSORED HUMMUS. HOW SHIT WOULD THAT BE?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I win

next
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# hehehe
is he searching for his long lost twin brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# :D

he will liberate his down trodden brethren
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I doesn't have to be a week of screen grabs....but it looks like it's going to be
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Comp it
Instawin!

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# already have last night
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Well I'll go back and click that too
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# the only thing to do is make more non-challenge entries
to counter the tweeting horror
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# indeed
but we need to get this out of our system first :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Shall I go straight to Hull without passing go?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha, oh my.
Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Ta!

* Entered into shitty David Icke challange
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I read that as Domestic Violence Flora
and I thought what a niche product - a spread for women with black eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# What kind of font matching algorithm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# a low-poly one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# LEAVE RHYDIAN ALONE !!!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I was trying to work out who he reminded me of
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] A modern emergency
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Why's he telling this to a boyband?
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:45, archived)
# ha!
are they still around?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Probably on the 'nostalgia' circuit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# the spice girls were busy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Yes
being cavity wall insulation round my gaff is a full time job. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
# you've got my body shaking
I'll brb got to go bleach my brain after remembering that song
(whowotme nipple clamps, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
# That's not fair. Several of them are happily married.
I'm only keeping a couple of 'em busy.
*EDIT* The nutcase and the nearly-nutcase, since no-one's asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Is Kerry King a gaylord or did I dream that?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:47, archived)
# he's a guitar lord, that's for sure :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I've never heard that
but why not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
# That more or less confirms it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# lmao I'm going to twitter this STAT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# He seemed happy when he had a CAPTAIN in his lap
so I'd guess no.

Oh yes. I've sat on 3/4 of Slayer. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# that sounds like a euphemism
but in any case, I hope he was humming "Reign in Blood" at the time :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# It was years ago, and I was a little drunk
Having just met my namesake from STEPS!

She's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# don't be daft
there's no-one called captain wow in steps
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# There's a Fae though.
Well, a Faye. Her with the dreadlocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# sorry, but you lost all rights to your birth name when you came online
you're captain wow now, be sure to update your business cards accordingly

i think the world would be a more interesting place if this were true
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I'd not mind that.
I quite like it at meets when everyone calls me Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Slayer and Steps in the same building....
How drunk were you?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# :D it was Ozzfest
she turned up as she loved System of a Down.



(actually, it was a sort of marquee tent thing)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# aaah

haha yea I've heard she liked 'em :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# It was very odd, that day.
I also told a large number of the lostprophets where they could stick their autographs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Oooh can I touch you?

Who were the others? Please tell me one of them was Dave Lombardo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# No, he was having a sulk in the tourbus.
I've sat on Kerry and played with his beard, sat on Jeff and plaited his hair and sat on Tom and had a two word poem written for me by him :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Haha yes you've told us about the poem.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I shall continue to go on about it.
Tom Araya wrote me a poem. That's fucking amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Or, to speak in his words, it's FUCKING AMAZING

He is the Brian Blessed of metal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# \o/
He's my love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# :)

What always cracks me up is that Disorder song, with Ice T. Differences in vocal volume are so painfully plain to hear there.

"War!" "WAAARRR!" "We don't need you war!" "WEDONTNEEDYOURWAAAAAAAOOORRRRR!!"

In fact, I'm going to listen to it now, just to forget we're having a small leakage in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Hah, good entry
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
# merci merci
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I only just noticed he's holding a hammer though
I though it was some dynamite first
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# maybe he's from Rotterdam
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# STOP





bombertime
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I see what you mean
the background is a little busy. perhaps I should have put a glow around the whole thing rather than just the head....
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Yeah, thought it was the lit fuse
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# ha!
next time I'll put a huge flaming scimitar in his hand instead :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# hehe
let me twitter dat
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# looks like he's about to get his sausage twatted
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# ha!
that is a fantastic phrase :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] you wanna be in his gang?
(whowotme nipple clamps, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Oh yeah, Twitter rhymes with Glitter

I wonder why nobody else thought of this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
# i was surprised
no one had done it yet
(whowotme nipple clamps, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
# I don't think the whole Gary Glitter/paedophilia thing ever made it to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
# No, but it must have a lot of mileage though

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
# 6357 miles
/distance from London to Vietnam blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
# As I've never used Twitter
have no desire to use it,
have no idea exactly what the point is... this is going to be a looooooooooong week
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Why are you quoting my thoughts?

Ningles Joes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
# nings sir
I mean... what IS the point of it?

Except maybe to say "I twittered Stephen Fry today... LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
# lmao
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Go back to your rocking chair grandad
internetz is for yoof innit. Ya gettin me?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
# *pulls up cosy rug*
*rocks gently*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
# i signed up
got bored and never used it again as i do with most things
(whowotme nipple clamps, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
# this is my entire experience
my last (and only) tweet merely asks what the fuck it is all about
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I think it's supposed to be mental diarrhea for the internet
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:44, archived)
# this
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# sign up ages ago never really used it but there already seems to be a prodigy69 on it :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] good kitty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Hahaha WTF!
I stil think it's a very limited compo though.

EDIT: Did you keep the aspect ration on the image? THat's a very squat cat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:20, archived)
# very
Stephen Fry, Text on Twitter pages, more Stephen Fry. I think that covers it. A couple of Maddie ones. Oh and lots of people saying Twitter is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Know who I blame?
All of us. Hardly any of us reguarly suggest image challanges.


EDIT: I do wonder sometimes. I just had someone cancel one bed of a four person booking in a four person room which is fine. They then amaze me after checking that they wouldn't have to pay for the fourth person as they cancelled within the alloted time by telling me that they don't want anyone else to sleep in that fourth bed for the duration of their stay!

FFS!

/END rg morning rant.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:23, archived)
# I just blame the people who feel they must post for a compo they don't like

Hey people, you can also post while ignoring the compo innit!

(Toasty: this is not about your post)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:35, archived)
# I think most of us do
I just think there's a concerted effort to stop the daytime Mafia from ruling the board
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Ah the daytime mafia.
The people most likely to post compo entrys:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Its not that no one suggests them, its that no one votes for them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# "very limited"?
Don't you mean "the worst compo for at least three years (apart from the 'Pylons' one, maybe), made all the more surprising for coming after the police one, which was one of the very best"?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:35, archived)
# I was, for a chance, being polite. NEw Compo tiem!!!


*waits for obligatory cleavage comments he always gets when posting this*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Well said.

*EDIT* Phwoar. Nice bit of decolletage there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry] marvellous. May as well drop this off here, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:23, archived)
# n-n-n-n-n-n-no sleep til bedtime!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
# NO!
SLEEP!
TO BED TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# oh god, i remember that
it was on now somethingorother, and my brother and i used to sing along to it in the car
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hahaa smashing
morning all
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Twitter as a compo? Really? This one was funny, but I'm going to hazard a guess that other funny or clever entries are going to be few and far between... Just lots of binduns and pearoasts... Oh well...

Nings everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
# My thoughts exactly

Ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
# probably not quite bad enough to warrant an alt-compo though
if there was, however, I vote for "kittens in the work place" - kittens as doctors, kittens as bus drivers, kittens as politicians!

I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
# That would be quite good

Suggest it as an actual compo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# so sad
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Aww, I love this one.
She looks like my cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# haha
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm going to hell.


First time post.
(prod2005, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:45, archived)
# Pfffft HULL!

Good morning lovely cunts and cuntettes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:32, archived)
# You sick fucker
Keep up the good work! *Clicks*
(zebby wasting irony here on, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Not Elizabeth
...photo is of her daughter.
(Spiffing, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha.
Oh, rape is bad.
(trnk loves a pun, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Mate
Harsh stuff but I still guffawed like a twankunt.

(hypernation, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:08, archived)
[challenge entry] What are you doing?


don't understand this twittering business...am i doing it rite?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:39, archived)
# This challenge will be much better if all the entries are like this
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:47, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Nothing against your lully fluffy post
but after last weeks compo I was looking forward to one that I'd actually have the slightest interest in partaking.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

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