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What kind of gang contains bakers and bellboys?

(doctormike, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

yes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

Is that from rocknrolla?

/relurks

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

I think that's Super Hans

from Peep Show.

(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

Poor old Crackle

They treat him like shit

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

I haven't eaten rice krispies for AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGES

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

No Smack, Crack and Pot?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

End of week nonsense

edit--fail

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WOLF .™, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

I love that guy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

What guy?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Kate Bush

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

I would

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it.

neato.ytmnd.com/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

so that's a neato what now right

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

What's happened? :(

The swirly kaleidothing is mega cool though :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

silly WOLF - you can't embed an HTML page

megaswf.com/view/84ba60f79af9a429ac6fba3519a361e1.html

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

happy friday WOLF

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

HA!

I like this :)

*click*

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

cheers

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

Those bastards stole my muffin >:(

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(Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon...., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

Angry Toast?

What is this, the anti-b3ta?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

Mini challenge?

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

Somehow you have made me want a Jaffa Cake and I have no idea how.

Urrrm. So, a mini challenge, eh?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

I like :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

I like duck-cat

or whatever he is!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

Knees bend, arms stretched, Rar! Rar! Rar!

edit: ja das hokey cokey - thanks Griffy

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

Do you know what's fun?

Doing the hokey cokey silently at bus stops on your own. Never fails to make me giggle like a drunken tramp.

Forgot to mention: more points if you manage to do it with complete poker face.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

and what can these points be used for?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

Captain cuddles and laptime.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

hell yeah!

*rushes for the bus stop*
*stumbles a little*
*picks self up, dusts grit off knees*
*carries on with same enthusiasm as before*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

*claps*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

You know, I think my love for you just increased by 38%

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I'm giggling just remembering doing it, and obseving thewide berth passers by give me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

I want to do this in London

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

We have to do it proper poker face though. Like Kraftwerk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

Absolutely

That is the bit that is making me giggle in my office chair

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

:D you're so on, laddy

:D explosive laugh as I remembered shaking my leg all about at an old man. He just tutted at me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

WE PUT OUR LEFT LEG IN ZE ROOM.

NOW WE ARE DANCING LIKE A LOON.
DOING HOKEY COKEY.
DUH-DUH DE DUH.
DOING HOKEY COKEY.
DUH-DUH DE DUH.
DOING HOKEY COKEY.
DUH-DUH DE DUH.
DOING HOKEY COKEY.
DUH-DUH DE DUH.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

It's going to be lovely having you back over here, petal. Big koala cuddles again for the Dixy, who is the only man in 4 years who isn't the wife that I've hugged with my legs as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

\o/

haha :D

MWAH

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

MWAH

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

You coming now!

I mean to London!!!!
Thought you'd cancelled.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Well, it's still 50/50, but things look ok :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

I hope it's the good 50.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

meh, will see..

I am pretty broke and what with seeing Wow in September, have to check on my finances for May :/

Wow's no cheap date, my friend :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

Yeah, but check the quality.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

Top drawer stuff

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

*poses*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

*copies pose*

*breaks hip*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

*nurses*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

So you'd rather see one b3tan,

than a lot of us?
Prioritise dude!!

only joking!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

It was booked aaaaaages ago!

git. :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

Yeah, and I'm better.

Don't forget that bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Indeed

One on one Captain time beats all bashes!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

YEEEEAH

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

I booked my trains yesterday, so I'm officially in.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

Yay!!

Where are you hiding at work?
Or have you gone already?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

I've been all over the place, only been to D-floor once in the last month or so.

I was at the Northern today and spent most of the rest of the week watching spinal surgery

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

Did you get the Cov place?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Yep, all seems to going great with that.

Won't be moving till mid September though

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Like this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKtxg1D7vZw

(Hagbard Celine, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

it goes up

UUUP
down
DOWN
any way you want it baby

DUN DUN DUUUUN

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Does it?

But... but I thought...

does it really?

Iiiiinteresting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

yes

cubikmusik.typepad.com/cubikmusik/2006/03/my_love_for_you.html

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

I no hear at work

is what please?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

is ESG

a lovely minimal funky thing from the early 80s

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

Ooooooh!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

I'd try that on the way home, but I'm sure

there's some law against it in London now.

Like reading a newspaper out loud, for instance.... *grumbles*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Do iiiiiit!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

*blushes*

scared....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

:D do it with Dixy and I at the meet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I have an almost unbeatable poker face.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

I don't, I'm crap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

Well, you'll set me off then!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

I splutterlaugh if I'm trying not to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

You can test my pokerface powers

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

*pokes knees and pulls faces*

blaaaaaaaah

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

*POKERFACES*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

*climbs onto shoulders and licks forehead*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

GAH

*pokerface crumbles*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

yeeeeah boyeeeee

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Ah, yes - need to talk to you about that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

To the gazmobile!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

whup

Saucy

:D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

*luckiest girl in town*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

are you coming to the bash?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Uncertain, currently.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

*starts certain-making machine*

ah gwan gwan gwan

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

It's not an unwillingness, it's potentially a not being in London issue.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

nooooooooooooooooo

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

like there are any newspapers left which are worth reading

...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

fair point.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

people muttering whilst they read thier novel...

What's worse are idiots who play music out loud from their phones, as if it is a mini ghettoblaster

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

I used to keep The Birdy Song on my mobile for those occasions

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

I_heart_U

I'm going to put Dillinger Escape Plan singing I Just Wanna Love You by Justin Timberlake on my phone when I get home.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

hahaha. I just carry a Crowbar.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

the little bastards on the bus home of an evening doing that....

*tries to keep blood pressure in check*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

you should carry a brolly

with a sword in it... you could call people Blagands or Blagards... not sure of the difference to be honest

right - I am away home for the weekend.

Consider yourselves all wished a jolly good time.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

you too, Prof!

*waves*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

bye Prof!

in fact, I think I should leave this criminal cesspool, pronto!

byyyeeee!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

Hahaha, I'll certainly give that a try

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

Extra bonus points

if others join in.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

hehehe

The only one that has made me smile so far :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

I want parkin

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

There ya go..oh sorry!

most pointless pearoast ever!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

I want parkin

*sulks*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Go and buy some then.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

I can't get any around here :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

I am sure your local supermarket will have some.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

No, I have looked before

They are all shit around here

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

make your own then.

www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/parkin_90139.shtml

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

^this

*rolls eyes at the youth of today*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

I can't be bothered, I am sat down now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

Stop your fucking whinging then! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

Fuck you cunt roids

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

’ll nay be chunterin on mind,

but read book summat boot a herder and his gimmers wi a taste fer parkin. Aht Yorkshire ways. I's as likely got the spake new stuck in us 'ead.

Sitha now ken me bletherin on t’ a gradely lass! Blooim’ Claht 'ead!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

I want parkin :'(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

someone get earl some parkin quick!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Hot damn nice work and very funny!

(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

pffft

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Hokey pokey penny a lump. Have a lick make you jump

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

Stop flexing it like that, you almost had my eye out

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

perfect example...

...of how foolish it really is!...good work!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

Arf!

But stop with the silly Americanisms!

It is the Hokey Cokey as you well know! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

is it? I always recalled it as Pokey

wiki says both are correct, now I'm confused

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

I think it is America where they say Pokey.

But England has always been Cokey as far as I am aware. Doesn't matter though :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

arf

but isn't it the Hokey Cokey?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKtxg1D7vZw

Das ist die ganze Sache

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

FUCK!@!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

it's OK - it's both

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hokey_Pokey

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

Pure genius :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

new challenge please

*not because this post,but because i dont wanna see another glitter twitter gag*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

How about you put some thought into

making an original and funny post then instead of bitching and moaning about it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

oooooo bad mood?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

No, not at all.

I just don't see why people moan so fucking much every week about the compos yet don't take the initiative themselves.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

pffft

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

Yay!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

hehehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

Blame barryheadwound!

www.b3ta.com/board/9431360/

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

hehehe :) I like, so I will click

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

You sexist cunt.

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

But it only works that way round!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

hahahaha

is that better than a sexist prick?

:o)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

ALWAYS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

Pfft!

Little Miss Post-op

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Haha

Top tash

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

hahahahhahahahahah!

makes me think of that clip of the breakfast show presenter commenting on that womans moustache.... Might have popped up on /links

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

:)...

...:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

Excellent!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

I do blame him

and not just for this

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

Up The Gary Twitter

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Up The Gary Twitter

(mrwhite_1, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

hahaha

and not a peado joke in sight

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

I'm surprised noone else thought of glitter rhyming with twitter

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

Splitter twitter

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

shitter gritter

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

HOT PISS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

No thanks, I've got a nice cup of tea on the go already.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

my tea is gone cold and i burned my index finger while turning a piece of pudding on the pan

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

Use a flappy thing then, genius.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

couldnt find it, most of my utensils are still in boxs

so i went for the finger technique,bad idea

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

Does box know?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

grrrrrrrr

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

One of the best two word exclamations.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

YES

HOT PISS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

you never see his albums in the shops these days, do you?

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spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

It's all a cry for help, really.

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You could argue that spending hours and hours on a very childish painting was a bit excessive...

(doctormike, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Thank you for telling us

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

I think I might learn Dutch

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

The word for "cool" is "tof"

That is a FACT.

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

You should.

It's an excellent language.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

I am

I am also thinking of going there

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

You should do that, too

Take a kite with you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

No, just myself and a camera

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

It wasn't a suggestion.

You *WILL* take a kite.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

If you came with me, then you could bring your kite

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

Each must take his/her own kite.

It's the law, I'm trying to help you out here.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I don't want to take a kite

What I really want is someone to come with me, but I will have no chance of that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

I think you all should

from next week, b3ta will be all in dutch

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

^ *votes for this*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

I am going too

Not saying it will stay in my head, but I will learn it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

Alright

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Ik heb hulp nodig

mijn bycyle is geworden verstrikt in de takken van die oude dame de kat

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Pfffft wat?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

I thought I was asking the way to the station

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

Don't say that, you've got snowy the dog.

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Even he asks if it's in yet.

I haven't seen Haddock for years.

And the twins aren't speaking to me anymore.

(doctormike, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

*checks direction of eyes*...

...(does not compute...does not compute)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

I reckon this is rather brill.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

space diamond...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

very nice

Elite?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

pfft

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

ok, ok, I admit

I love teh cock :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

Who doesn't?

Well, maybe most lesbians. Everyone else loves it though, even if it's just your own.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

First one to mention "Elite" is a homo

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Haha - you said it!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

I was going to say Frontier

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

*minces*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

*onions*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

*seam bowls*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

It flys :)

nice as ever atomic :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

.......THAAAAAAANKS!!!!.............

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

lovely

reminds me of the great Starglider...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

^THIS

Staaaaarrrrrr-glider! Staaaaarrrrrr-glider!
by RAINBIRD... rainbird... rainbird

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

The "Rainbird" bit made it into a crap jingle

It was one of my first ST games though and coming from a Spectrum I thought "this is the future!"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

hehehe, true... I still loved that game though

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

a mate of mine

used to work for Rainbird, just a crappy student summer job. Apparently Tony Rainbird is a complete cnut..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

Origami diamond unfolds in a time space continuum . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

cosmic origami

nicely

(

Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

evening

speeded up a bit

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

haha love the comedy feather

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

As it is Friday, have the happy Trotsky song

No matter how many times you shoot it, it will always come back

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

ha ha

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

"whaaaatever happened to the,HEROES!!!!!!!!!"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

No no,

I assure you, this is the Leon Trotsky song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUfcWfouE_c&feature=related

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

Harsh but fair

slow but good
predictable but long overdue

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

It needs more Trotsky

and the guy from your mag

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

Henk van Wulpen!

Oh, what a rascal he is. I wonder what he's been up to this week.

/edit: I hope he sometimes googles himself and finds this. O HAI Henk!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Henk, Henk, where are you?

Me and mediocre are come to find you
On our European tour :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

Henk, als je dit leest, stuur even een berichtje

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

"Henk, as you can read, you are famous?"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

"Henk, if you read this, send is a note"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

I thought that's what is says

edit: ah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Babel says

Henk, if you read this, wheel just as a berichtje

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

I never wheel as anything else.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Our Tesco is crap

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Oh well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

I want parkin

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

I want doesn't get.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

*huffs*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

Bloody hell, I'm having school flashbacks now....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

pfft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Romain Slootmaekers is a bad influence on Henk

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

always was

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

ha ha...

...dumb bird!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Compo it!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

he used to bring me roses...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

"... now he only brings me wasps to chew"....

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

stack it, vinegar tits

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

I'm going to hide behind you.

edit: what what WHAT?!

Why haven't you eaten?! Go and eat something now please. *worries*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

*Faces off with Top Dog*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

eeeeeeat

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

I eat tonight - nommy things :)

I think I'll go get a sammig now though

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

Good lad *hug*

I shall calm down then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

:D Nah don't worry

Just working on pulling the needle on my bathroom scales back a few MMs... nothing silly though. Love food too much for that ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

You've had fuck all today!

Be careful, fuzzface.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

I did have a banana as well

And, er, a smoothie.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

Allllright then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Have a BBQ tomorrow \o/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

I don't, I've got a haircut :(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

At least you have hair to cut :(

I have to make do with burning meat products

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

I can't imagine you with hair. You'd look very strange.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

If I had hair, I'd just have a Dermot O'leary cut anyway.

You know, when Dermot looked hot as hell.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

Pffft

*secret room lols*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

You have a secret room?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

I have two

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

"room", not "womb"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

He used to cut the grass

He was a very nice boy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

AHHH!

*shields eyes*
Make it go away!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

its too late!!!

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

She's going to take my fluids away!

My precious fluids!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

You have fluids?!

*straw*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

Oh noes, she has but anusol on her face

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

she just eaten a whole bag of Sour-chews?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

I just did another office lol

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

Holy jesus jehosophat!

*fears hard*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

Is someone draining her scent gland by massaging her anus with a tissue?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

she too much sucky sucky...

... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

Government turns to A&R men to resolve expenses fiddling issues

Been a while it has, should be banging more up over the summer months.

(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

hahaha :D I love that :D

*click*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Nice work

i like it

(Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon...., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Woooo...

Nice painty effect! GOod stuff.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Utterly WOOO, Mr Pol!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Lovely work there :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Windshield wipers slapping time,

I was holding Bobby's hand in mine,
We sang every song that driver knew.

lovely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

very nice style,it reminds me of kids books

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Oooh nice

And the skull and flowers remind me of Grim Fandango.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

good game

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

one of the best

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

Daaaaamn right.

Lucas Arts haven't released a decent adventure game since then. *sads*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

Beautiful stuff

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

this is amusing...

... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

full tank of java, all set

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Oh hai, new bike.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

haha

Set the controls for the heart of the bun

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

I've never had doughnuts with my coffee

I like that, I will take 50

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Never mind all of that

what you need is a big thick slice of parkin- dip that in your coffee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

never had parkin :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Parkin

it's a lovely gingery heavy cake from Yorkshire. Well, the north anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

I want parkin :'(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

You do, it's lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

give me parkin

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

I haven't got any

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

:'''(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

I haven't!

Go to Tesco, you can but some there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Our Tesco is crap

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

yeah parkin is nice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

Yep

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

Driving must be a tad tricky.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

who needs parking where we are going

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

norty ninja...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

Sweet jesus

i want it

(Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon...., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Oh, I'll have one of those, please.

Wonderful!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

aaahhh... with Hundreds and Thousands (or Sprinkles) for extra road-holding!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

I like this idea very much

but I'm under the impression that doughnuts won't make good wheels.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

More GAZs from catnipppp :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

I NO

He's been hitting that gaz like a mutha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

I think he just sit on the gaz page hitting f5 all day

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

why is he stalking you lot?

Is he trying to get you to join his conspiracy cult?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

I'm just playing

To see what bull shit he will send :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

ah, but that's how they get you - you think it's all on your terms, but they are secretly brainwashing you!

in fact, they are watching us all, right now......

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

haha, he must see them as weak minded

*points* ha-ha.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

He's just sending youtube links now

nothing he hasn't already posted on /board

His pointlessness has just become more pointless

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

I haven't had a gaz from him

IT'S CLEARLY A CONSPIRACY

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

yay!

me too. It's like christmas in May. Or those doner-pizza-texmex-indian 'food' joint menus that I keep getting in my mail.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 8 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

once you avoid rain,potholes and.......roads they are fine

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Imagine being run over by that

it would be all Spraughhkk and you would be covered in icing

(Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon...., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

All those people trying to take a flying fuck at them would be a hazard.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

My kind of bike!

*nyoms and slurps*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

*opens mouth*

*drooooools* That would result in the tastiest vehicle crash EVER.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

YES!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

Ooh, nicely done

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

that is great!...

...top shop!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Dog owners sometimes get to play this game

although they don't always take pics or...put the sequence up on youtube

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Hahahaha what?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Why am I looking at your dogs anus?

How are you all?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

I just went to reply and spilled tea on my teeshirt :(

I guess it is now a TEASHIRT LOLOLOL

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

O_O

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Nah, just a stained ruined t-shirt!

LOLOLOLOL!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Hello

Getting more tired all the time, even though I'm basically doing next to nothing :(

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

I get that, I am tired at the moment and thinking of having a late one tonight

As I have sod all to do tomorrow, well I do, I just don't want to do it. SORT YOUR SELF OUT STUFF, I CAN'T BE FUCKED TOO

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

much better today

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

Thats good, they given you some new pills?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Nah,

Sanatogen has kicked in!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Another GAZ from catnipppp to me :)

Ok, I will take your word for it, but after all the abuse I have received forgive me if I seem wary.

Check this out and tell me what you think
www.chycho.com/?q=Chemtrails

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

Yeah, he gazzed me with another youtube link about an hour ago

told him to fuck off

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

I have shin splints... they hurt

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Nasty :S

My knee cap was popping in and out again today :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

Those scuppered my fitness regime a couple of years ago

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

the bastards!!

I'm going to rest them for this weekend and then get back at it next week. I have to drop some poundage for my bikini.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Same here.

The bikini thing, that is.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

Doggy bumbums

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

haa!

that is a prize expression :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

Ahhhh, scent gland fluid draining, yes?

Involves massaging the rectum, if I remember correctly.

I have never done this to anything that isn't a human.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

pretty much, yes

me neither. but I know people who work in the veterinary field. it's one of the perks.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

I don't know any vets.

I don't know how I know this, actually.

That's a bit worrying. Dog anus trivia for no reason. Hmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

The last time we took one of are dogs, about 10 years ago now (they are now all dead), the vet did it with out any gloves on

It is good if it ends up shooting out and they get covered in it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

'the vet did it with out any gloves on'

O_o

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

I wonder if he then later went to KFC?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

I've heard that's what you do after fingering pooches.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

Probably makes it taste better

Although I do hearts me KFC, I do.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

KFC Gravy....

Ohhhhh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

KFC Biscuits

Oh man.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Not over here :(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Not here either... not anymore.

I had to get my fix in the US.. :(

In Germany they also stopped selling mash and gravy :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

They don't sell mash here either.

GITS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

The coleslaw is NOM though,.

In the UK do they sell chicken pieces in hot n spicy as well as original?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

They do.

I'm frightened of spicy chicken after JPG's wings though. Although it is fun remembering Tom trying to eat them with a knife and fork.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

haha

He's such a toff.

I LOVE da spicy.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

He had cuts all over his hands.

I think he got into a duel with a hedge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

Shitty hedges.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

Like there's any other kind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

The 'Volcanic' wings at Bodean's

are truly special.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

WANT

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

Ouchie hot, they were

I went all red.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

No, these are the next ones 'up' the scale....

We had the medium ones...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

:D I'm such a wuss.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Oh god no.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

It's so niiiice!

I think it's because it's 50% MSG.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Mouldy, Sour Giblets

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmm

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

I used to work in KFC

TRUE DIXON FACT #34

edit: ooh, linky magic

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

I have never worked in a fast food outlet

or any other food outlet.

CAPTAIN TITBIT #45

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

You're a lucky girl

#lucky

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

I have worked in telesales though

so not that lucky.

Yes, #telesales

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

HAHAHAHA

You silly, you made me office lol

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

:D we've all paid our dues.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

McDonald's for my sins.

It was a long time ago, and not a million miles from Dix, as it happens.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

I worked at a fast food outlet at a themed park

When I first moved to the shires, It's something I don't ever want to repeat. Unlimited free slush puppies was a bonus though.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

oh yes, just a tissue and nothing else

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

My dog had it done the other month!

Not a pleasant smell!!

I just flinched then remembering it!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

hhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

memories?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

hahahahahha.... "Dogse"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

that's brilliant

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

I found this in my gland

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Oh dear lord....

*bokes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

You are boking at that and you want a cat O_O

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

I try not to interest myself with their backsides too much

That's not wrong is it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

The cat'll think it is.

Many a time have I had a cat's bottom thrust in my face because I obviously was being cruel, only paying attention to the pretty end.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

No, they just like shoving their arse in your face

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Everyone does...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

They do it to everyone

Worse when you wake up and see a cats arse staring at you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

I used to get my nose tongued.

Or my teeth, or my eyes. Sometimes, for good measure, they'd burp or yawn in my mouth.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Awwww they loved you :)

It was mostly are old cat Jim just sitting on you and then clawing the hell out of you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Oh, Patch used to beat the shit out of me

but she was horrible to everyone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

I once house-sat a cat that dribbled on your face to wake you up...

That wasn't nice.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Very loving though :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Well, some training will be required in that case. ;-)

/pushing jelly up a hill blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

:D I shall try and sew you some CatPants if you get one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

With cats that tends to be all you see

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

Is this some special breed of ArseCat?

All previous family cats haven't displayed this proclivity.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Maybe it is just you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

Pretty rubbish super-power if so...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

On long winter nights I liked to amuse myself by blowing at my cat's arse and watching its anus pucker

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

The evenings must just fly by....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

ha!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

*worships

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Superb!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

thanks!

:) its almost beer tiem!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

and not a moment too soon.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Woo..

* Prepares the special weekend hat

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

i would love a hat like that!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Hurrah to that

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

There's no such thing as two

Fry told me.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Yes there is, I was it once and now I'm not any more.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

But you are special

Noone else has ever been 2.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

Yes they have. Silly maths people. You lot of all people should know about numbers like 2 and 56 and 3.4.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Dammit Fae, I'm a computer scientist not a mathematician

Unless you count discrete mathematics, even then it was mostly binary.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

piss x 2

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

There's no such thing as 2!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

2 got a 1 pregnant

they had the baby threesus

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

little babby threesus from hevn

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

this is like

an infinate number of mathematicians walk into a pub
the first ordered a pint of lager, the second ordered half, the third ordered a quarter and so on.

The barman said "There's your 2 pints of lager now fuck off"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

and in the same vein, did you know that motion is in fact impossible.

to get from point A to point B, you first have to reach a point that is half way between, but before you get there, you have to reach the point that is halfway between point A and that point, etc.

Therefore you can't actually ever achieve motion

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

this gives me an ample excuse not to turn in to work

on monday thanks! and its SCIENCE!!11!!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

you might need a letter from your local physicist though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

This implies a minimum unit of space, to resolve the problem

but that raises further problems, because the length of the diagonal of a square is an irrational number, and squares can exist, and therefore there can't be any units of space.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

it's tricky isn't it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

Could try to make do with a minimum unit of time instead

but then Peter Lynds would pick a fight with you.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

hmm

Therefore you can't actually ever achieve motion assuming time is passing in a series of infinitely-halving time periods.

Or something.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

how many barrels of beer would you need?

quite a lot!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

just one as long at holds at least 2 pints

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

a squillion zaxillion

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

But how does an infinite number of mathematicians fit into a finite pub?

well, first we assume the mathematicians are 3 identical spheres, and that the pub is comprised of 5 uniform sections of a cylinder....

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

it could also be at the intersection of a brane matrix

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

it depends how big the finite pub is

its all relative, its probably a weatherspoons tho...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

hmmm this is true

and mathematicians usually prefer real ale

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

To what?

Hello all

how are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

haha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

I for one welcome our new two overlords!

very woo :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

beer o'teh clok

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

this is great to see...

...thank you!... :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

thanks!

i'm pleased you liked it!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

Bundle!

more.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Please don't make me touch that.

*shivers*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

but....

you must.... you must......

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

cor!

I'd just changed my desktop at work to one of those new hubble images, I may have to change it again!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

Stick with the natural lovely things.

The Hubble pictures are simply gorgeous.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

He was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater

/lovely, by the way :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows! the shadows!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

I'm getting something about the shadows, yes?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

that's strangely sweet

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Thanks, Mr Toast!

Answered you down there v btw, Catnippppp is spamming like a good 'un again.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

PRAWN GROUP HUG!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

awwwww

Now I'm not scared of it anymore :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

*little ray of sunshine*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

positive thinking WILL NOT HELP

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

*prepares chilli and ginger sauce*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

hahahahahahahhah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Pinchy? PINCHY?

*sobs uncontrollably*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

he's gone to a better place

a tasty place

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

Bless you, lovely.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

It's honestly all I can see.

They're all cuddlesome and gleeful and happy to see each other.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

They're tasty is what they are!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

*nods*

but not these ones, Maxi. These ones are all live and eeeeee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

OK then, they can live.... for now *shifty eyes*

I do have a desire to have prawns for dinner though now. I may have to make myself a hot prawn salad.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Have scampi instead.

Have surf and turf, actually, the way I do it:

steak
breaded scampi
colcannon
sweetcorn
gravy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

scampi yum yum.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

I had to look up that colcannon

and it's perfectly the same as the traditional dutch dish of stamppot. Good call.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

How do I pronounce that?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

er, stamp-pot

a's pronounced as an 'ah'

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Ta!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

now, I'm hungry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

I've been hungry since Monday!

Today I've eaten 3 sweets and a biscuit.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Ok!

Hello captain.

Good to see b3ta up and stumbling again!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Yeah, just about!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Have you seen the new star trek?

Thats the first thing I thought when I saw this

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

The first think you thought?

Awwwwww, Maxi. You're so cute.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

You're quick

I changed it as soon as I posted it :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Oh yes. :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Imax, next week...

I'm intrigued now...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

If you want a spoiler

Look up Narada

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Ahhhh.... I see!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Well a spoiler as to why I thought of star trek anyway

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

www.theonion.com/content/video/trekkies_bash_new_star_trek_film?utm_source=tvtheonioncom

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

This is excellent!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

You again clogging the board up with that raytrace stuff?

;p luv ya JPG.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Yeah, well...

'he who must be spat on' can comment if he likes.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

ooh did I miss drama?

link me link me link me link me

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

I didn't see the initial paddy...

I just picked things up with JPG trying to avoid a flounce :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

and just managing to avoid one.

but only just.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

I keep this one bookmarked

www.b3ta.com/board/7663181

...and refer back to it for a chuckle every so often.

Vintage flouncing.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

That is a gem, most certainly.

Edit: And beautifully topped off with Dixon's Golden Flounce Award, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

hahaha

He got an award for it too! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

hahahahahah! that is an awesome flounce!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Not worth your time, gorgeous,

simply not worth your time.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

I think I know what you are talking about now

You're right :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Yeah...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Wowzer!!!

Stunning as always sir! *click* :)

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Ninj, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Thank you, Mr Ninj!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

that is awesome; looks kinda venomous too....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Only poisonous in a 'lethal' sense.

So that's all good. Thanks, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Bacterium!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Ta!

How are you doing, chap?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

Pretty ok.

It's all good.
You Sir?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Reeling down toward the weekend...

Which is great.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

My weekend off!

All three days!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

You lucky devil!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

I couldn't eat one more

nice work JPG

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

Thanks, Mr Cre

*offers wafer-thin mint instead*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

this is the virus that kills by clogging arteries, then eating the arteries

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

A kind of belt and braces approach, yes.

I like your thinking, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

coo!

Whats going on with your 2d generated stuff? It looks like you've just been loading code from the gallery, clicking render, and posting the variation on b3ta?

www.contextfreeart.org/gallery/view.php?id=15
www.contextfreeart.org/gallery/view.php?id=53
www.contextfreeart.org/gallery/view.php?id=107
www.contextfreeart.org/gallery/view.php?id=122
www.contextfreeart.org/gallery/view.php?id=137
www.contextfreeart.org/gallery/view.php?id=421

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

I think that, when the starting point for someone's work on an image is not explicitly stated,

it is common to assume that it was started 'from scratch'.

JPG, as I think this sort of assumption is quite common, could I suggest that a lot of misunderstanding could be avoided by pointing out -- when you post -- if that isn't the case?

Adding that information doesn't make the result anything less to appreciate. Omitting it causes rather a shock, on the occasions when it turns out that the assumption was wildly wrong.

(FWIW, I think it equally applies to images traced from photos, or with colours sampled from a photo -- when looking at a work (ooh, get me), it really helps to understand what it's built on).

EDIT: ...This is all so weird. Perhaps there is some other explanation. Perhaps JPG is unaware that these are all pre-published works in the gallery? Perhaps the parameters / code / whatever are listed -- unattributed -- in some other place that JPG found (like a manual or tutorial or something)?

I really thought that http://b3ta.com/board/9401211 was all JPG's invention. Am I stupid for not 'just knowing' that this is (apparently) Lagroue's rendering (gallery 53) of Akiyoshi's 'rollers' illusion? It's not half a bump coming down to earth from that one.

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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

ace factor 10!

WOO!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Cheers!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

this is one of my favourites

garlicky. in a good way.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

Not a fan of garlic?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Frankly these lot just annoy me.

(doctormike, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

haha

wut?

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

The Google Streetview camera accidentally broke through the SpaceTime continuum

maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=8+sampsonia+way+pittsburgh&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=57.379893,135.351563&ie=UTF8&z=17&iwloc=A&layer=c&cbll=40.457673,-80.007485&panoid=fLFNC6XSxbK-G2R5OxOtsQ&cbp=12,299.7,,1,13.65

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

Hahaha!

Marvellous!

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Joliet, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

haha and from other side of street

here

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

ha ha

*office laugh snort*

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miamistu snagglery, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

hahahaha

You spin me right round, baby, right round

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

Mr Men and Little Miss are MF Win

and don't you forget it!

Nicely done!

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Joliet, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Oh there so needs to be a Mr. Win and a Little Miss Fail!

I really wish I had some artistic talent at this point...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

It's all Ninj's fault

he's stolen our talents and is keeping them for himself

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Joliet, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

I'm sure HappyToast stole my creativity at birth as well.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

i really hope that it's possible for people on opposite sides of the world to have the same idea without contact

not because of happytoast or anything really b3ta related but hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

it's definitely possible

it's like the butterfly effect, but with more spinning round and banging your head

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

i spent two months writing about racist zombies before i saw someone else's work

it's a huge demotivator for me hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

Aww.

So, where can I read this person's work?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

The main problem is that i read this before i "had my idea"

www.asofterworld.com/oq-display.php?id=66

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

that's lovely, in a grim sort of way.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

he's turned a bunch of them into a book with a storyline

I should really buy it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Possible but unlikely

because of the capacity which I have discovered for an idea to be an autonomously replicating and parasitic unit of cultural information, or as I call it, a mindrus.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Hey!

I'll have you know I won it fair and square

P.S. is anyone else getting YouTube links gaz'd to them from Catnipppp? or am I being stalked? Should I call the police?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

do the youtube links threaten your safety or are they just a little bit creepy?

little bit creepy: ask them to stop and then call police if they don't
threaten your safey: call police and ask for advice rather than posting on internet for advice

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I don't know

I don't click on links Emailed to me without an explanation

that would be foolish

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

post 'em here and let us click them:

official Toasty tasters, if you will

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

hahahah

ok, this is it, with the full Gaz mail copied and pasted below:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P0OaWjv--U&feature=related

.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

ah, it's the same vid he linked last night in his post

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

this sounds like a horrible cult

can we please just demonstrate our learnings of caution and then all be friends?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

a few of us have tried the caution and playing down thing in replies to his gazzes,

it only seems to enrage him more on certain topics

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

I guess it boils down to a "he doth protest too much" mentality

if you make too much of an effort then suddenly you have something to hide.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

call the police

they do worry about you, you know, and I'm sure they'd like to hear a friendly voice.

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

we've all been there:

have you had the :

"Contrails... Chemtrails... Contrails... Chemtrails... Contrails... Chemtrails..." one yet?
proof indeed in 6 little words

Welcome to the shadowy elite - there's now 7 of us :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

it probably is that

but without a polite introduction or a "Hi, how are you, I thought you'd be interested in...." I'm not going to look.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

don't worry, he'll start on the name calling soon enough :)

let it go, he's just a troll

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

I haven't

He obviously doesn't give a shit about my opinion :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

^ this

I don't know whether to be relieved that I'm not getting them or offended that I'm not deemed worthy...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Best troll ever!

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

He's no Tonay

2/10 He needs more Buffy

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

oh shit i forgot about him!

B3ta, so many happy memories

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

Before my time I think

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

No, it was only a year or two ago i think

The guy LOVED Buffy, made every image about buffy, told everyone else to like buffy, mocked people for not liking buffy, changed every film poster going to be buffy related. And so on.

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Nope, doesn't ring a bell...

Maybe I was out that month

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

hehe, he was the ultimate troll :)

/hazy and fond memories

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

OK fair do's :)

...and don't call the police, call...

cr3

*a-team music*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Hahaha

yes, we all got one, relax.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

I feel a 'I've been gazzed by Catnipppp' profile badge coming on...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

I didn't!

It's a conspiracy dammit!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

I think you have to call him a dick first

if you already did this, try doing it again.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

I didn't call him a dick

I just critiqued his photoshop ability

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

i didn't

but then, i never saw him post at a time when i felt like arguing

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Yeah, just got another one from him....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

stick 'em all in this thread, let's have a party

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

He lurks a lot

Hullo you ;) x

edit: Catnipppp has signed up for the bash???
editedit: ups, no it's the other one - his henchman

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

David Icke's coming?

oh, another henchman

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

I heard catshitt IS David Icke, so could be quite the evening

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Has anyone read Murder on the Orient Express?.................

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA
[indeterminable shite]

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(sanguine_badger, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

He's on a mission!

I find this quite humorous. What could you do that would be equally as bad? I'm coming up braindead.

HELP my internet connection is 24kps for the last 24 hours. I can't do the internets. Waaaaah. I'm off to go build a monster bonfire.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

mr centrifuge looks remarkably like mr liver.

I like this a lot :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

Mr NHS piss bottle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

...was always getting into some remarkable scrapes

even if he was doing something simple, like tending to his lettuces, disaster was never that far away. Today disaster came in the form of Mr. Bump.

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

hahahahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

hahaha

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

heheh

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

mistrentrifuge done a shit on my floor

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

Lovely stuff!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

But that poor Mr Man will have his bones crushed :'(

In other news catnipppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp has been gazzing me again.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Ok, time for a roll call. Has Catnipppp gazzed you? it's getting difficult to keep up.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Count Doddyku

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Ninj, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Pfft, yoda approves!

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

Glowing poosticks!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

O.O

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

I’m an expert on music (I studied the art form for four years, know every artist of the last 40 years, and scored an A+ on my math test…which really doesn’t have anything to do with music, but it shows you that I am intellegent),

and have never heard of these guys before. Let me ask you a perfectly reasonable question: why would you want to watch a documentary on a band that you’ve never heard of before?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Do you have the

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

oh man i totally ruined the punchline

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

is this perchance some ones comment on the film anvil?

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

no i haven't seen it and to be honest i would like to

this is a big statement from me - i don't watch movies as a general rule.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

snap

all apart from the not watching movies bit.. I watch too many.

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

i fall asleep with tv series (under the glower of an animal)

and wake up without ever having seen the shows (in the view of a beast)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

hhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

On account that it may have tits in it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

hahahaha

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

Some ContextFree birds

Inspired by Shada's bird earlier.

Edit:
Click for extra

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

oooo that's very nice

:-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

I like that

I like it alot

Edit: contender for funny name corner?: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Semon

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miamistu snagglery, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

:D awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Lovely plumage

:-)

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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Free as a bird

it's the next best thing to be
Free as a bird...

God that song was dreary

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Joliet, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

it was a bit

you'd think they could have found a better one to rediscover

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

eeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

hhaaaaa!

I like the pervert bird in the extra one staring up the other bird's cloaca.

dirty bird :)

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

haha, indeed

That wasn't by design but I liked that one.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

adorable :D

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

B3TA ROOM ok?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

CUSTARD!

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Joliet, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

Sorry... Hides...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

yes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

haha

oh dear.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

your reply is adequate

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Sorry, dude ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

No Worries

Didn't have time to back track... Always the case :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

>--<

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

^_^

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

Ive seen this scene countless times

but i'm still RIS on the whole splitter thing :S

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

what the scene is about or what a splitter is?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

what 'splitter' has to do with that scene :S

i fear i'm about to get a big load of fail in my face here...

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

*ahem*

REG: Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front.

P.F.J.: Yeah...

JUDITH: Splitters.

P.F.J.: Splitters...

FRANCIS: And the Judean Popular People's Front.

P.F.J.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

LORETTA: And the People's Front of Judea.

P.F.J.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

REG: What?

LORETTA: The People's Front of Judea. Splitters.

REG: We're the People's Front of Judea!

LORETTA: Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.

REG: People's Front! C-huh.

FRANCIS: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?

REG: He's over there.

P.F.J.: Splitter!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

hah, i really need to watch this tonight

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

have you never seen it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

I have the 5 dvd box set and have seen it many a tiem

I just didnt pick up on splitters

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

to the Bat-Computer....

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_of_brian#Political_satire

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

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