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[challenge entry] The Pogo-Zimmer
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
I love that
Yes i do
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
# i just got married
TO ROSE WEST! huzzzzah
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
# no one wants to marry me
*single sulk*
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
# well create another facebook account and marry them!
thats what i did. you could marry dean gaffney if you like?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
# gee um
no
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaa
Oh god yes. YES! *clicks*
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Clicked as if you have some familiarity there matey! :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Pfffft
This is true. I must admit I nearly spilled me Horlicks when I saw it. And to think, I would have missed it had Nurse not let me stay up until the Archers had finished
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I only really listen to Radio Four these days, being older and slightly dull
but wave my walking stick around furiously at the Archers, I can't stand it; sometimes my teeth fall out my mouth in my soup if I hear that fucking accordion get going
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
# pfffft.... I read "but wave my wanking stick around furiously at the Archers"
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent! Zimmers are win!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
# DEPLOY THE ROCKET GRANNY!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Oooh
want one
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# faster!...
...they got more spunk than that.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I want one!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I had dreaded becoming frail
but old age now sorted and looking most fun, cheers for that :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
# that one in the middle is
diddling herself
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# you should shop something father ted related
thats always a larff
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
#

(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
#
haha! patent it hard!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Guess this is also compo-able
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Mmmm
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# It may or may not surprise you
That a 'toy' like that actually exists.

NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THOSE KINDS OF THINGS
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# JUMP EWE FUCKA, JUMP!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ...your bag of peanuts can also be used as a floatation device...
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
# oh shit...
we've lost power in all 12 engines!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I'm nuclear gnome and I approve of this message
needs more engines
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
# No way! Fly Ttssattsr-air.
Our planes don't got no wheels.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Hehe,
I like the four cockpits. I envision this is how we will all travel in the next decade.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# this is how some of us already travel, pleb :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Needs more snakes :D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# imaginge how many luggage trolleys that thing could eat!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
It would take out half of Manhattan, aimed in the right way
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
# yeah...
...Pakistan has 3 on order.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# This reminds me of the Modern British Safety Plane
in Bert Fegg's Nasty Book. :D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
# watch out for the mumbai doors
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] old advert re-invented

useless future technology but somehow in old fashion advert , i did a d'oh
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
# ha ha ha, brilliant stuff!!
Well, I liked it anyway.

Every time I think of something for this comp I do a search and discover someone out in the Real World (tm) has already had a go at making it. I even found some bloke cutting playable 45rpm records out of used CDs earlier. Genius!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# link?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# yep, here it is
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
# The knitted graffiti had me giggling as well
www.gearfuse.com/knitta-please-urban-knitting-graffiti/

(I should probably fuck off over to /links, sorry...)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
# i've seen that before
along with retarded comments about how it was bad for the tree
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
# how many clicks...
...to get to channel 4?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] evening
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# :D
that's very clever - have a woo!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Hehe :)
Does it come with tools to alter the corresponding plugs?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
# arf
that is great . you get a click and a wooooo
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha, best thing i've seen for a while
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# DAVE!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
# hahah!
does a sudden mood swing cause a power outage?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] this repost fits the compo
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Does it?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
# doesn't it?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# yes and
yes
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I dunno. My interpretation of the compo is always far less flexible than the average.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Well you should warm up and stretch before looking then
 
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
# this always makes me thirsty for coffee...
...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm coffee.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I didn't want to put it in it's own thread. So I'll park it here if I may.
I am used to having dreams where I design knots and stuff, I woke up peturbed to discover I had invented
a weapon.


I am quite worried that this idea came to me in a dream. It's a spring retracting blade that is extended by centripidal
force as it's wildy swung around. I bet some of those peaceful Bhuddist Monks would love it.
It's quite clever you can even lock the blade so you just brain people. I need to draw something nice, and soon.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I like this...
if you make it, people will come... and hopefully buy it.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Cor!
Nice weapon there mister!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# it would be better f the blade lock went the other way
if it got knocked in lock mode now, the blade might come out
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# true I suppose the safety slot could also extend towrads the blade end slightly to ctach it if it comes loose.
 
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
# call me old fashioned...
...i just throw bricks at their heads.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I Teach Kung Fu,
I practice with my chain whips pretty often (on long spring evenings) and I endorse this product.
I would like two, one for each end of my best whip.
I also have no idea why Buddhist monks started this stuff, but I have no interest in fighting and I love it.

Your dreams rock. In the last dream I can remember from this morning I was told by a boss I kind of respected (in the dream) that I walk "like a bumpkin" and that I would create a much better impression if I didn't swing my arms so much.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
# pfft
Like it... and would buy it without questioning its uselessness
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
# cheers all
.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# i think this is wonderful!
have a large click on me!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Bandwidth - it ain't gonna eat itself ya know

been gone a while, become a Linux geek, missing Photoshop, gimp sucks.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# whats an RSS feed?
also podcasts? catching dolphins? or dolphins that are using fishing rods?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# this works :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# 5gb a day? I'd starve!
( I shifted 4.3TB last month )
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I read that as shitted
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# that would be
some arse!

I'd have a sphincter like a clown's pocket.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# like throwing a sausage down an alley...
alley alley alley echo echo echo
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# hehe
...so I said to her, "by christ you've got a big fanny you've got a big fanny"
"no need to tell me twice"
" I didn't, that was the fucking echo"
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# "that lass has a gaff like Albert Hall"
"whuh?"
"I could fit my cock, a 4000 strong audience and the london philoharmonic orchestra in."


edit: in my defence I'm writing an essay on feminism and I need some release
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Try and get this line in.
"why do women have periods?"
"because they fucking deserve them!"

;)

Please don't be offended ladies. I like women. I like toilets better though. At least a toilet does not fucking moan after you've used it ;)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
# GET TO DA CHOPPAAA!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
# a USB rectum?
someone get on this.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# he did that also
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# *chortle*
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# 5Gb is just
the Gov recommended minimum for a health lifestyle, you can always consume more. Some people only consume bandwidth, such as webetarians.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# actually I just checked my usage.
it was reset at 5pm last night and I'm credited with 190gb as of now :)

I might break the internet ;)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
# If I could just have 10gb of that I'd be so bloody chuffed
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# :(
boo to donkey-powered interwebs
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I read that as 'don't forget your mobile broadband cunts too'.
RELATED LINKS:
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# fuck - 7 years
I've been a member of b3ta, doesn't time fly.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# goodness gracious
i've been around more than five and a half, wish i could get my hands on a furtive icon somehow
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I'm planning to auction
my account on Ebay when I retire
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
# arf
who says b3ta has no impact on the economy
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# have some toap


yah, i'm not funny.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# i have rissoles, i'm afraid
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# turd on a picture.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# aha
it's a very subtle turd
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# does such a thing excist?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# apparently so
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
# thats shit
;)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# i was gonna go with that or toap.
i'm so bored.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Naked Trampolining?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# bit too cold.
i'm more annoyed cos i got an offer of naughty fun tonight and i said no because i've kind of started dating someone and that someone is down the pub probably having fun, instead of sending me amusing texts. cunt. i hate men.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# madam palm and her five lovely daughter
+ internet
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# done that already
think it's time to marry someone offensive and stupid on facebook.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Ha ha, I'd like to see you try and find one.
Oh.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# i just make up the accounts
i've been married to desmond tutu for ages.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
# The jumping up and or down will cause friction between body parts and air thus causing warmth
science!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Give us a kiss!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
# haha! get that thyroid
seen to, Jim, for fuck's sake...
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# What happened to the wonderful mostache?
:o
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
# i shaved it off
as i preferred being kissed to having a tickly nose
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# you didn't use the gel!
gel wax!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
# jesus
h christ
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Oh WOW!
Very cool. Woo!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# That's super.
You're great at the whole few colours thing.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# this is attempt number two this evening
the other one struck difficulties in an armpit
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I can't believe how quickly you do them.
I may well have a go at... homage-ing... your style soon, see if I can get into vectoring a bit more. This is the other vector I've ever done, really. Not great.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
# that's lovely
do more
(my style is a homage to mofaha anyway :))
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# actually, i won't finish it
so here it is:
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# FANNY CRACK
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# That lion is broken :(
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Fucking tats, yo.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# isn't it, though
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I do believe it is. You've covered all the important areas from what I can see. The rest is just filler.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
# filler and metallic paint
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Phwoar!
Nice :]
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Sexiest thing in only three colours
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I jizzed my pants
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
# o.O
nice
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Ho hum
now with actual embedding ;)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# i love that song
see also: i'm on a boat
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Yeah, I've been playing their album a lot these last days
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# ha ha :D
love that song :D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Oh my goodness....
:D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# it's always the right time
for shapely buttocks in sharp relief. woo!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
# That mountain needs a tree
hang on... whats that dolphin doing ther.... *adjusts molecule* oh i say!


(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
# dolphin?
orca, more like
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I couldnt remember what it was called
WHAALE! :D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# 2 blow holes
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# 4, surely?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
# skin divers?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I like this very much
Have a click from me!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
# ahem
*sips wine*
*admires*
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Lovely work, sir.
Edit: The 'looking away' makes it.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Very nicely!
Rather amazing what can be achieved with just three shades
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
# fuck me sideways and call me a taxi
this is indeed most woosome
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Lovely stuff :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW FROM CALOR GAS!

It's topical too.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
# 50% LESS CALORIES!?
LET'S INHALE TWICE AS MUCH AS BEFORE!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
# is it dust?
I bet it is dust
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I love it when people try to sell Calor gas bottles on ebay...
they do not own them, only rent them from Calor, the money is in the paperwork
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I'm odrering some liquid nitrogen
for a chip cooler. I expect I'll just end up freezing stuff and hitting it with a hammer and posting the ludicrous results on b3ta.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
# freeze your own hand
and then hit it with a hammer. If you do, I promise I'll click.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
# you can put small amounts
in your palm. It just boils on a cushion of air.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# sounds fun!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# chip cooler?
surely its best to eat chips hot?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Freeze a hammer.
Then hit the hammer with your fist.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Surely it's more a lease.....
Which lasts forever.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Yes but you get a percentage back if you ever wish to return the bottle
I meant lease btw :p
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Reinventing The Wheel
As Amazon release a new Kindle (Landfill Edition) show us further examples of useless future technology: cardboard boxes with digital displays to tell you what's inside, rulers that broadcast measurements using an electronic voice... you get the idea.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Now if only that sentance made sense
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Sentance.
Wossat?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
# its called "i'm a thicky and I can not spell"
please form an oderly q and kiss my buttcheeks!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Your face doesn't make sense!
;)™

It's the Official Compo® Description™
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
# i thought
gas bottles would soon become "further examples of useless future technology" as they would have to start containing less and less gas as it's depleted.

So Nuuur
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# happy poster
is smiling.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
# ......
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# hahaha
the naughty boy
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Cool!
May as well thorw this in here:
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Quite a lot of humiliation could be saved by "Not for use on internet" warnings.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Pffft
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# The devil of the mountains I believe
he seems quite, quite mad
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Yeah, did you see the documentary about his bizarre bicycle collection?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Missed that
He does come across as being completely bonkers

And that is a wonderful picture

Needs fire ;)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Heheh I think he is
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# CHRIST ON A BIKE!
@:D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
# invisible bike!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I just raelised
I've had this on loop for about 3 hours
www.pown.it/3261?r=635606
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:20, archived)
# haha!
*places bet on Graham Chapman to win race*
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha
evening all.

i'm having a right fail moment. can't think of fuck all funny to shop.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
# riotclitshave.com
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:20, archived)
# aw...
I've got an idea for the compo but I'm
a) not sure it's very funny, and
b) feeling a bit lazy.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
# you know what i'm going to say?
SkUGosaurus! :D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Goblins strung out on viagra
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
# this is just crazy
thanks, youve made my evening :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Send in the clowns

as interpreted by George A Romero


First attempt at digital colouring, don't be too harsh :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Ooh, terrifying.
Nice and vibrant, but terrifying.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# hehe, that's a valiant effort.
good job. I'd repost my first effort at digital render work but it's actually one of the best things I've ever done and it might look like boasting ;)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# What's the internet for
if not boasting? :)
Thanks by the way!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Paleeasee post it Unky Nonic.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# You, never
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Hello
did you cancel all ftp accounts or just mine?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Not cancelled.
Had to re-install the OS when the Ubuntu update sent everything tits up.

Sorry if I've not put you back on, I may have missed a couple. Two ticks.

edit:/ didn't miss you but I may have got your password wrong. Just changed it, you should be good now.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Cheers, I'll have a try now

/edit: YAY!

I just thought I'd look at these musics you told me you were putting on there
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
# sure thing.
almost all of it FLAC.

edit when I get my power user promotion at WhatCD I'll send you an invite if you are not already using it.
I'll also get my invite for Waffles at that point so I'll have invites for that later.
( They are the 2 main topsites for bit torrent music if you are not aware of them )
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Wasn't aware of them, no
I'd be interested ;)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# This creature is displeased.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll use a pea to cover the horrid smell :)

(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# pffffft
silly bastards
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha
was there a double entaundre to that title?
hahah great as always happytoats
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# This is amazing
This says everything I've thought about plug-ins, but couldn't due to lack of intellect.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Thats how i feel right about now
edit : apart from the nose it kinda looks like me too
Woo!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# you
with a cold ;D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# no cold...
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Make up by Joan Rivers.
If it is your first go it's a resounding success and I urge you to do more.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# The Mind of God
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Photographers can spend their entire lives trying to get three babies to pose in the same way.
Nice one.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Have you ever tried to take a picture of a Coati?
I've spent three years trying to get one of these guys to stay still for one tenth of a second:


Click for bigger (188 kb)


Lovely OP picture, Sof :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# is that what i look like?
:D yays!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Aww what a lovely looking badger
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:17, archived)
#
any clouded leopards at your cat sanctuary jahled?I carried a picture around for years as a kid - its coat looked like an optical illusion..sort of 3D craters all over it.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Sadly not
We haven't had them at the zoo for many years either. Terry's got two Amur's mind (34 left in the wild), and Snow Leopards, and a pair of Jaguars


(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# 34!
oh fuck..
we really have to get off this rock and leave it the fuck alone.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I sometimes wonder that
Ultimately the human population needs to calm down more than quite a lot; this little place can't cope
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
# God is GZus
*The Big G*
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Must obey baby
:)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Yum.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# That's crap
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKERLOAD
This is amusing to mine eyes.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# No my child that is not my desire
... and then she said...
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :O
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# the cat makes it funny :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
# pffffft
pfffffffdff
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Where can I buy this product?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# store.website.com
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Hmm, if I order 3 I gets free lubricunt.
IT'S A BLOWOUT SALE!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Everything A Website Needs!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# If you put a hose in one, then it's a bottomless slip 'n' slide.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# haha!
:D nicely
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I still don't
know what the compo is and I have actually read it a few times.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Arf at your sig.
It's a bit of a confusing one.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# it's very simple.
you just make something that is not it.
...or something
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I think it's basically been interpretted by the board as "whacky inventions!"
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# sadly yes
but hey ho, mustn't grumble
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# That said I do think the average quality of entries is much higher than usual.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# that's true, it is difficult to 'TOAP' this challenge :D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I told you. Kindle is a fairly bad redesign of the humble book
it requires power, has much bigger manufacturing costs, can't be passed around as easily or given to charity shops and certainly can't be recycled as easily. Therefore its a pretty daft futurisation of an everyday object.

With that example, do stuff like jet powered cup lifts to save your arm from all that painful lifting. simple. other people have grasped it, I would have thought a man of your intelligence would have no problem at all.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Yeah but that's not what the challenge says at all ( is it? did it change? )
and e-book readers are absolutely one of the best things ever invented.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# i don't get it
do you put the rubbish in the bottom, or does it also have a top opening? i need to know, thank you, val, UK
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Bin bags you say?

Here's a happy one reposted just for you
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# haha
uh oh it did a wee
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Mmm...
...seepage...
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I like that
reminds me of Jason from friday the 13th though
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] yay!


(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# If it does handjobs then I'll take two
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
#
you can easily set up a macro, that's what its for
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Fucking macro.
/economics revision :(
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# uh oooohhhhhhh :(
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# "Oh Boy-Let"
*Quantum Japes*
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# It looks like a jap loo
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I'll hold on till the catholic priest version is out
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# refund?

mine went nuts
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
#
please refer to your manual, and thank you for purchasing a boylet.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Woo! Got a new PC. Everything is so smooth.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# *This is style*
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# this is ace
woo :D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I have decided that I still like this.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# evil zoidberg
woo!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# yum
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# cor
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Pffft wasn't dehydrated water in space quest though
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I have no idea
*googles space quest*
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# omg they're only one of the best series of games ever
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry

Redid an old idea of mine for compo
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# It's not rape if she gives you the thumbs up
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# surprise!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Jesus fucking christ
That's nasty
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Seeing as only five of you will see this (and they're all /talkers anyway)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I like this
the more I more at it, the more I recognise
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# It's very moreish.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Oh shit
I was listening to some youtube stuff ;)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# THE MORE I MORE AT IT
Thanks :D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# more more more more
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# MOE MOE MOE
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME HOW DO YOU LIKE ME
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Medium

You're not rare, and certainly not well done ;)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# why dont you like me somebody like me :(
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I think it's "nobody likes me".
but :D anyway
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# haha whatever it's been ages since I saw that episode
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# It's my favourite episode, I've seen it more times than I've seen any other episode :D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I like the subtle Metallica in there.
Nicely drawn.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# My favourite is the "Nine Inch Nails" ;]
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Is that a zeppelin at the top? A zeppelin made of, perhaps, lead? Led, even?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Aye ;]
I also really like Ozzy's glasses complete with headless winged creatures.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# This has numerous energies.
I am liking these colours.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# nice pair of plums
/Dixon
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Haha they're Ozzy's glasses :D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Splendid work
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# IS NAISE!
:D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# i like it
:D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# i really like this image *click*
i'm really, really glad i'm not recieving it though
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Hahahaha but it's all good music :D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# i can only see pink floyd that fits that statement
*ducks shoes*

yes that's right, I don't like Led Zepplin, and I'm not ashamed!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# MAMMA MIAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I've got no problem with shooting people in the arse if it saves America.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# ROOOOOOOOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING, STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Get away from Daytona
You monster
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Oh Deks, don't go and ruin it, bring back the funny
Just finished watching the dark knight, it is ok, I like the bike. I also like blu-ray :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# *ruins*
DAAAAAAAAAAAAYTOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# what have you taken?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# goose pate
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# stop pissing about, what have you taken?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# The number 52 to Ludlow.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# fine
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Adblocked
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Hello Mr Blocked.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# They are all dead and shit
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# DEATH JUST GOT SEXY
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# TBH it's no worse than what the Iraqis did to the Kurds/marsh arabs
nor than what the Kurds/arabs did in return
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# That's ok then.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

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