(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:01,
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ha ha ha
I love that Yes i do
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03,
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i just got married
TO ROSE WEST! huzzzzah
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:08,
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no one wants to marry me
*single sulk*
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:10,
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well create another facebook account and marry them!
thats what i did. you could marry dean gaffney if you like?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:11,
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gee um
no
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:13,
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ha ha haaaaaaa
Oh god yes. YES! *clicks*
(Ptolemythe man with the silent pea,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03,
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Hahahaha
Clicked as if you have some familiarity there matey! :)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:06,
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Pfffft
This is true. I must admit I nearly spilled me Horlicks when I saw it. And to think, I would have missed it had Nurse not let me stay up until the Archers had finished
(Ptolemythe man with the silent pea,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:09,
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I only really listen to Radio Four these days, being older and slightly dull
but wave my walking stick around furiously at the Archers, I can't stand it; sometimes my teeth fall out my mouth in my soup if I hear that fucking accordion get going
(JahledThree shades of black,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:15,
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pfffft.... I read "but wave my wanking stick around furiously at the Archers"
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:47,
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Every time I think of something for this comp I do a search and discover someone out in the Real World (tm) has already had a go at making it. I even found some bloke cutting playable 45rpm records out of used CDs earlier. Genius!
(Ptolemythe man with the silent pea,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:58,
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link?
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:59,
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Well you should warm up and stretch before looking then
 
(Captain_lambkinadifferent.me,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:04,
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this always makes me thirsty for coffee...
...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm coffee.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:05,
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I didn't want to put it in it's own thread. So I'll park it here if I may.
I am used to having dreams where I design knots and stuff, I woke up peturbed to discover I had invented a weapon.
I am quite worried that this idea came to me in a dream. It's a spring retracting blade that is extended by centripidal force as it's wildy swung around. I bet some of those peaceful Bhuddist Monks would love it. It's quite clever you can even lock the blade so you just brain people. I need to draw something nice, and soon.
(Captain_lambkinadifferent.me,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:52,
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I like this...
if you make it, people will come... and hopefully buy it.
it would be better f the blade lock went the other way
if it got knocked in lock mode now, the blade might come out
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:59,
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true I suppose the safety slot could also extend towrads the blade end slightly to ctach it if it comes loose.
 
(Captain_lambkinadifferent.me,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:00,
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call me old fashioned...
...i just throw bricks at their heads.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03,
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I Teach Kung Fu,
I practice with my chain whips pretty often (on long spring evenings) and I endorse this product. I would like two, one for each end of my best whip. I also have no idea why Buddhist monks started this stuff, but I have no interest in fighting and I love it.
Your dreams rock. In the last dream I can remember from this morning I was told by a boss I kind of respected (in the dream) that I walk "like a bumpkin" and that I would create a much better impression if I didn't swing my arms so much.
(Smoked OystersYes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!,
Fri 15 May 2009, 2:21,
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pfft
Like it... and would buy it without questioning its uselessness
(Bob the mulDon't look at me that way,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:53,
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Haha
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:00,
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cheers all
.
(sepang's favourite day is,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:04,
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i think this is wonderful!
have a large click on me!
(op op op op opI stink therfore I spam,
Fri 15 May 2009, 21:29,
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Bandwidth - it ain't gonna eat itself ya know
been gone a while, become a Linux geek, missing Photoshop, gimp sucks.
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:09,
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have some toap
yah, i'm not funny.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:35,
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i have rissoles, i'm afraid
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:37,
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turd on a picture.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:37,
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aha
it's a very subtle turd
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:40,
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does such a thing excist?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:40,
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apparently so
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:42,
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thats shit
;)
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:39,
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i was gonna go with that or toap.
i'm so bored.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:40,
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Naked Trampolining?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:41,
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bit too cold.
i'm more annoyed cos i got an offer of naughty fun tonight and i said no because i've kind of started dating someone and that someone is down the pub probably having fun, instead of sending me amusing texts. cunt. i hate men.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:43,
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madam palm and her five lovely daughter
+ internet
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:44,
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done that already
think it's time to marry someone offensive and stupid on facebook.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:47,
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(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:29,
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I can't believe how quickly you do them.
I may well have a go at... homage-ing... your style soon, see if I can get into vectoring a bit more. This is the other vector I've ever done, really. Not great.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:32,
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Freeze a hammer.
Then hit the hammer with your fist.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:32,
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Surely it's more a lease.....
Which lasts forever.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:31,
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Yes but you get a percentage back if you ever wish to return the bottle
I meant lease btw :p
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:37,
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Reinventing The Wheel
As Amazon release a new Kindle (Landfill Edition) show us further examples of useless future technology: cardboard boxes with digital displays to tell you what's inside, rulers that broadcast measurements using an electronic voice... you get the idea.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:25,
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Now if only that sentance made sense
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:26,
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(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:59,
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Your face doesn't make sense!
;)™
It's the Official Compo® Description™
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:29,
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i thought
gas bottles would soon become "further examples of useless future technology" as they would have to start containing less and less gas as it's depleted.
So Nuuur
(Roopyall is not what it seams,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:38,
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good job. I'd repost my first effort at digital render work but it's actually one of the best things I've ever done and it might look like boasting ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 14 May 2009, 20:59,
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What's the internet for
if not boasting? :) Thanks by the way!
(Rebooted FrazerSmoothly scrolling since,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:00,
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Paleeasee post it Unky Nonic.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:02,
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You, never
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:04,
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Hello
did you cancel all ftp accounts or just mine?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:08,
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Not cancelled.
Had to re-install the OS when the Ubuntu update sent everything tits up.
Sorry if I've not put you back on, I may have missed a couple. Two ticks.
edit:/ didn't miss you but I may have got your password wrong. Just changed it, you should be good now.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:11,
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Cheers, I'll have a try now
/edit: YAY!
I just thought I'd look at these musics you told me you were putting on there
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:27,
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sure thing.
almost all of it FLAC.
edit when I get my power user promotion at WhatCD I'll send you an invite if you are not already using it. I'll also get my invite for Waffles at that point so I'll have invites for that later. ( They are the 2 main topsites for bit torrent music if you are not aware of them )
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:31,
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Wasn't aware of them, no
I'd be interested ;)
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:39,
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This creature is displeased.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 14 May 2009, 20:59,
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I'll use a pea to cover the horrid smell :)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:01,
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pffffft
silly bastards
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:02,
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hahaha
was there a double entaundre to that title? hahah great as always happytoats
I've spent three years trying to get one of these guys to stay still for one tenth of a second: Click for bigger (188 kb)
Lovely OP picture, Sof :)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:06,
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is that what i look like?
:D yays!
(op op op op opI stink therfore I spam,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:12,
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Aww what a lovely looking badger
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:17,
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any clouded leopards at your cat sanctuary jahled?I carried a picture around for years as a kid - its coat looked like an optical illusion..sort of 3D craters all over it.
(ruff secksR.I.P. uncle Jim :(,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:33,
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Sadly not
We haven't had them at the zoo for many years either. Terry's got two Amur's mind (34 left in the wild), and Snow Leopards, and a pair of Jaguars
(JahledThree shades of black,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:41,
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34!
oh fuck.. we really have to get off this rock and leave it the fuck alone.
(ruff secksR.I.P. uncle Jim :(,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:43,
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I sometimes wonder that
Ultimately the human population needs to calm down more than quite a lot; this little place can't cope
(JahledThree shades of black,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:02,
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God is GZus
*The Big G*
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 14 May 2009, 20:57,
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Must obey baby
:)
(Rebooted FrazerSmoothly scrolling since,
Thu 14 May 2009, 20:57,
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Yum.
(AimlessMesswants to be an archeological conundrum someday.,
Thu 14 May 2009, 20:45,
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that's true, it is difficult to 'TOAP' this challenge :D
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:22,
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I told you. Kindle is a fairly bad redesign of the humble book
it requires power, has much bigger manufacturing costs, can't be passed around as easily or given to charity shops and certainly can't be recycled as easily. Therefore its a pretty daft futurisation of an everyday object.
With that example, do stuff like jet powered cup lifts to save your arm from all that painful lifting. simple. other people have grasped it, I would have thought a man of your intelligence would have no problem at all.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Thu 14 May 2009, 20:55,
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Yeah but that's not what the challenge says at all ( is it? did it change? )
and e-book readers are absolutely one of the best things ever invented.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:00,
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i don't get it
do you put the rubbish in the bottom, or does it also have a top opening? i need to know, thank you, val, UK
(valoukhnewsgash.wordpress.com,
Thu 14 May 2009, 20:46,
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Bin bags you say?
Here's a happy one reposted just for you
(Rebooted FrazerSmoothly scrolling since,
Thu 14 May 2009, 20:49,
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