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[challenge entry] Oh, reinvent the WHEEL you say

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Mrawr
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
10 out of 10 for not flipping the entire dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Negative. I am a robot.
Why else would human females refuse to date me?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I've always been under the impression
that human females often date machinery, hurr hurr hurr
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Nudge, nudge
say no more!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# If you don't get it, use a thesaurus
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
#
thesaurus.reference.com/browse/przemek
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# It's a Polish name.
Edit: very gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# No. Don't get it.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I am not sure what is going on here
but it still made me smile (and think of BR) so.....I don't care
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Blade Runner I remember the advertising blimp
but what the heck is that?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# it is from the night garden
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# what's Night Garden?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# It's the pinky ponk
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# The
makers of kids tv now have better drugs
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# hehehe :)
I just sneezed and I can now taste sick :S
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# O_O
Must have been one hell of a sneeze
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Put your helm-it on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I can taste gin.....
from last night
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I was on the gin a bit last night too.
I regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I had 8 cans of export
some punch
Then just polished off some gin
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I had something of an all day drinking session with some old housemates.
Someone thought gin and tonics would be a good idea, for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I was at a housewarming,
I didnt bother with tonic

I dont remember sleeping, I remember drinking Gin, then next thing Im walking around Walkley with my shoes on the wrong feet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Who hates fish . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Yay
for pinkyponk anachronisms
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Oh, the humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Heh.
(tomsk, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
# twat
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# haha
murderous mallet!
(JoePesky, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Apparently he paint too, just like Hilter
hmmmm... flicked hairstyle, shortarse, put a Chaplin tash on him and hey where's my tinfoil hat I smell conspiracy!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I saw some of his art recently
wasn't very inspiring.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Yeah neither was Timmy Mallet's ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
#
On 15 October 1918, Hitler was admitted to a field hospital, temporarily blinded by a mustard gas attack. Hitler said it was during this experience that he became convinced the purpose of his life was to "save Germany."

Timothy "Timmy" Mallett was born on 18 October 1955.

Coincidence? I think not!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# ein volk ein reich ein Holzhammer
*spittles*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
#
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# This is a good film
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I R BABBOOOON!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# ^This
Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# i've just had a spontaneous phone interview, i need a hedgehog :(
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# A spontaneous hedgehog phoned you for an interview, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# i wish!
it's for a job. it's scary
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# did you scream down the phone in terror?
that's a sure way to win at interviews :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# i may have whimpered
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# unusual
hedgehogs are normally so reticent and prefer to write.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# you'll never see one without a quill
unless you've got a load of clay and an oven, of course

i saw my first hedgehog of the year last night, scurrying about the street from garden to garden. i must get some catproof food to leave out for them
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Shame
they like catfood
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Sadly so do birdmurderers
I have worried myself silly this year about cat infiltration. Even having a dog does not entirely deter them :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# urinate in your garden
to mark our territory
this will deter them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# i'm going to grow some catnip
and watch the neighbourhood cats go spastic
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# mmm bacon
sorry what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# here you go
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# excellent
*wraps hedgehog in bacon*
nom nom nom
mmmmm meaty
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# You rang?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# no, hedgehog
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Short-term projections
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# vin diesel?
and pat butcher?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# has the internet died?
what are you people doing?
SPANG!
4gifs.com/gallery/d/84334-1/Dog_shovel_balls.gif
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Serves him right, the dog-kicking fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# THAT racked my skinny and fragile body with an unexpected burst of laughter
causing me to spray my monitor with rainbow coloured saliva.
Which I have to wipe off now.
So thanks.
Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I'm trying to reduce the number of duplicates I generate using a canonical numbering scheme
while watching Back to the Future part II.

(Great Scott!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# you're rubbing things out?
I have the triolgy on dvd - all i need now is a dvd player - lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I've been trying
to make actionscript deliver random particles that look like a convincing flame as opposed to a dodgy sprite from a 1980's RPG.

I hate actionscript. I want to draw stuff. I never signed up to figure out Math.random commands or assign variables to movie clips that I have forgotten making because I've been so long in this scripting shithole.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Haha
I was busy kneading some dough.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# *passes you 5p*
that nuff dough?
my breadmaker makes my dough :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# That'll do nicely.
I quite like doing it myself. Plus, I don't have a breadmaker.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# it makes bread
and jam
but not at the same time
in 1 hour I can have bread :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# haha
Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# nings all............
CFB

"Last call for Passenger Marceau. Passenger Marceau, your plane is fully boarded. Failure to respond to this call will result in you missing your flight..."

cfb (200k)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I love when the mime does the glass box thing you can almost imagine they are caught in a glass box.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# HEHE
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# :D
Needs some rising gas ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I've never seen that place so empty.
where are all the drunken Aussies?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Standing in the Walkabout round the corner thinking "what the fuck? this isn't what Oz is like. What the fuck is fosters? Where's the Coops?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# It's awesome to walk round in Covent Garden at midnight.
But yeah, it's daytime in that picture, and only a bit rainy, where's the guy on the unicycle in his underwear?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# and the guy fighting an imaginary gale
have you been to the little cafe just down the road to the right of the arches that does the Frozen Yoghurt? its amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I don't usually see much
unless I can see it from the windows of the Gardening Club. And then I might see nothing if I'm blootered ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Literal mime artist is an amazing idea....
Sadly there's probably not enough variety for a image competition is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Probably not
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# people wearing stripes doing things...
sounds fun
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# now fill it full of water
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] The milage isn't that good either...
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Packed full of vitamin D
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# The "milking" process must be dangerous !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Jizz
is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova.
That's according to an urban slang dictionary.
Jizz is not in the Oxford English dictionaary.
A cow can't produce jizz.
So it must be bog standard milk, and you are trying to con everybody you twat.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I spat my coco pops all over my imac after seeing this
(Oobla, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# funny shit
./
(eartrash When all else fails, shoot yourself!, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# yes I concur.
this is just normal modified mammal sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Jizz is also used in birding as a general impression of what a bird looks like
from the wartime expression derived from 'general impression of size and shape'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# of course.
Jizz just appears to be some newfangled text speak that these yoof use when they mean to talk of gism.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# that cow looks like Boris Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] "how do you like em"?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# yay
slap chop!
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Over queasy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# y'think?
alreet
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# it is many pretties
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Oooh
Science
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha!
win
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# looks like his brains totally fried
...
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# i suppose you could charge them during the day,what the battery life like?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Good thing that the instructions are included . . . I'm hard of seeing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# .....
Isn't googles spelled 'goggles'?
(HiNtZ, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Resign and do the decent thing
(gordiman, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Explain why he should without swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# a **** **** with ******** and tethered to ***** but oddly **** loving. November ******** house warming ***** further more ***** **** ****** **** **** **** re*******sign
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# *elects*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
#
l r

rofl
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# **** yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# haha. You are assuming
that the OP acrually has any kind of political knowledge in the first place. It is something he has repeatedly failed to prove in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Yeahhh, that's what I thought. I was seeing if he could prove otherwise.
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I think it'd be good for a few MPs to be fired/resign.
Some of them have fairly obviously been breaking the rules. I'm not sure if this chap has broken any rules himself, but he and others fought hard to stop the public from knowing anything about this.
To me, that's possible grounds for a resignation.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I totally agree, I was just jostling with the op's tendency to post images reflecting tabloid opinion with no political knowledge himself :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Fair enough.
Seems to be a post and run, unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Seems so.
Perhaps he learnt his lesson not to respond with this one www.b3ta.com/board/9373564
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# he's just anti- anyone he perceives to
have something to do with the government.

I doubt that he knows who, or what, the speaker of the house of commons is.

Or that he looks remarkably like Peter Ustinov in this picture but most of the time he looks like my mate Huey. Who is also a Scot, with a big mouth. ( I'd not expect anyone to know that last bit ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# i like this
"tick" :)
(IPFreely, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# whats the decent thing,hang himself?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Command Me Lord
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha little pudgey face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# He's a CUNT
he fiddled his expense accoiunt too.
Druggie too.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Ever read QOTW...?
The last two lines describe half of b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# and half of b3ta aren't cunts?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# they won't stop whispering about me. make it stop!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# This makes me feel very strange.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# That strange feeling you're getting is called
arousal.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Keep it up girls . . . drive him CRAZY !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# LoL
It looks like a row of mesmorizing vaginas skipping :/
(HiNtZ, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] The new HP. Now with new 'Brownshit' technology for deeper darker more natural browns.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I hear it has a fault in the saucecode
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# lol
nothing that a fat fingered dullard can't pretend to repair only for it to break down again five seconds later.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Ah
You've heard about my stint as tech support, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# If only it printed bacon sandwiches!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# doh!
should have done that :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Oh yes.
I want the future to contain this technology.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Fucking northerners and your inability to use the correct sauce on your food!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I'm sorry but there is no right sauce.
Condiments do not belong on real food, only to mask the flavour of godawful food.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I must add I hardly use the stuff.
I have bacon sarnies sauce-free.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# are you an idiot?
braaarn sauce for bacon and red for chips. That's just the science talking. There is an exception where real chopped tomatoes can be used when the bacon is served on toasted bread but that constitutes cordon bleu as far as you southerners are concerned so I'd expect you to know nothing about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Finally, something I agree with
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Too Brown
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I have that printer.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Me too,
cheapo piece of shit.
(tuwile, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# why?


do we need the cameras then???
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# See, now,
any prospective bombers can just look at the posters to determine the camera positions.

Doesn't really work, does it?
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 17 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Relax......the cops are on it, the cameras are watching each OTHER now !!!
'Scuse the pearoast.


(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# they want you to report people who smoke cigars,wear suits and drive flash cars too,hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Cause and effect
A bomb won't go off here either, because I have a magic bomb-suppressing rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Not as seamless as I would've liked
(Squid Bunty, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# nope
6 years is a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# this is a real poster in my local tube station
I want to leap over the rails and tear the fucker down
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# .
Probrably why they paste it up across the rails, because everyone else feels the same!
(HiNtZ, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
# What the fuck is up?
Remember me, jerks?
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# i remember you.
you fat scottish cunt
(r3load, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# you would,
you dirty fucking southerner!
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Nope.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# what is up, alnes?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Spacefish!
Not much man, how are things at your end?
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 17 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# uuuurh
see above

up until then, it was going well
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# is ben ryves ever heard from?
(r3load, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I've seen benryves around a few times recently
mostly on the links board.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I think you want talk board mate.
We like pictures here, see?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# who the fuck are you?
(r3load, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Is this a regular vs. relatively new regular fight?
Because I would like to put my two cents in!

I'll wait though till people start mentioning how many FPs they've had.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# It's more a case of
"I remembered my password for b3ta and I've not abused anyone in a good three years now." :3
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 17 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I have to admit I don't remember you
but you seem like a cool dude. Keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# You know who else was miffed about not getting an FP?
Hitler, that's who.
And see how that ended up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# You don't remember?

this may help
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Back in my day, when this were all fields.
We had none of this "talk board" rubbish, we had to make do with what we had!
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 17 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# no
but I remember your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# The opposite of down
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 17 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# you are fail
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Disturbing
Does he have 2 left hands?
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sun 17 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Your username is familiar, can't remember whether I liked you or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Corporate stock photos are too realistic


Original on Corbis
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Pffft
well done
(Squid Bunty, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# ty
darn its quiet
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# This week on The Apprentice...
nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# absolutely
all focused on giving full 360 at 110% bs.

Gotta love the little people on the apprentice.

Defending a blank advertising leaflet said they wanted to leave space for local business to advertise.

Also love them saying the 'manage' creative talent, while rarely ever having a semi-original idea amongst them.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# beautifully done squire :)
top workage :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Classic American Recipes 1
A really tasy recipe for Macaroni Salad Trailer Trash-style

(tontdoch Fat-T, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# retard
(r3load, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Nope
there is no picture, or is it just me?

I'll pop the kettle on in the b3ta bunker just incase
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Not sure if this is a repost
(Squid Bunty, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Hah!
I used to love Fun House
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# WHERE?!!?!?
I MUST KNOW HOW TO MAKE CHEAP MACARONI SALAD, OR MY WORLD WILL COME CRASHING DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# UNLEASH THE SEAMHORSES TO FIND THE RECIPE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# argh!
NSFW! :p
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Cock
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Reservoir Gonzo


Click for bigger (183 kb)
(Mr Jay, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Silly Muppet
Have a still from "THX-1138 : Director's Giant Kittens Cut (Not Worth Own Thread Version)".


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Brilliant!
That's awesome... maybe a few more giant kittens would have spiced the film up a bit more?
(Mr Jay, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Giant Kittens make any film watchably awesome
One of the first lessons taught at Film-making School.

Sadly by the time the students graduate they have raging egos and have either forgotten the lesson or believe that they can do without.

Stupid students.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# seamless!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Scarface Panda will kick Reservoir Gonzos arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Don't forget the PIGS!!!!

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I still love this one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Quality... good work!!!
Gonzo says "Bring it on!"
(Mr Jay, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Yay for guns

for they make you both big & clever :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Ain't messing with the duck...
...it's all about the bill! Wicked picture!!!
(Mr Jay, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# ducks kick ass
im going to do one later as i have a splendid idea, but i gota go and feed some cats in some house somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Tim Roth sounded like Gonzo when he got shot.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# :D
muppet head swaps for the win :D


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha.
thats great that one
(r3load, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Yep, you win!
Haha! That's brilliant... you win!!! Nice work!
(Mr Jay, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

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