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# I just spent a weekend in South Flordia to visit my aunt.

The weather there at this time of year tends to shift very quickly from huge storms to sun again, and back, so I got a lot of really cool sky shots. :]
More photos here :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Nice to know it's raining more in Florida than in wales
but only just

Also: happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahahah
We went to a baseball game yesterday, and they postponed it twice because of rain and lightening. We ended up just leaving. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Can't have been much worse than if they had actually been playing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I was getting into it, man
but I usually never watch baseball. I don't understand it, see. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I used to watch baseball
When I was an insomniac and it was on at 1am over here :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Hahahahah
We recently found out that there's a footy maych on once and a while here.


It's always Everton.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Most fucking dull game in the world.
Even watching England lose in the cricket is more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# What about when we are kicking Pakistans arses?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Doesn't that count as a 'hate crime'?
(Mr._Pickles, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# yeah, ditto
i still think them 'stats' were just numbers picked at random
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Me too when I lived in the UK.
And the NFL on channel 4.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
# it's on 5 now, and we only get the monday night game
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
# ^
With all american sports

Its the NBA finals on at the moment
all on 5
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
# NHL is win
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# NHL always starts at like 3am... not good :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# That's where Freeview+ is your friend :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I have terrestial tv :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
# At least it's warm in Florida
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Humid.
Very very humid.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# The humidity was worth it
They have shoes that fit in pretty much every shoe store there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Is it usually hard for you to find shoes?
o.O
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Yes
The biggest you will find in a normal shop over here is US13.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# But that's like really big isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
# US13 is a UK12, I take a US16/UK15
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Ooooh.
Hahahah shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Haha sunny
happy candle day KK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Oh, thank you!
:D
I didn't even realize it was today. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
#
I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Puppy!
:D
That dog was named after the most famous golf course in Ireland I think. I don't remember her name though.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Dog?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Yes.
That's a dog. We called her puppy.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I'd call her dog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Why?
Cuz she's not a puppy?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# She's still a dog isnt she even tho she is babby dog, babby humans are still humans
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Well she's not a babby
she's oooold
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Dog?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Jack O'Farrels Crazy Golf?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Ahahahahah
no...
Ballybunion!
*thanks google* :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# candletime happies!
also, that weather sounds little different from here.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Thank you :D
Hahah where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# the shitty of cessfield
not quite a spoonerism, but it works.
had a couple of spells of sunshine, some torrential rain. but mostly just cold and crap.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
# ominous and very cool
happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Flordia is my favourite State :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
# When I left, I spent pretty much the entire flight with my face against the window.
Even Dirty Jersey looks less dirty from the air.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Is it not called Jresey now?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Hahah,
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# YOU SPELLED FLORIDA WRONG!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Frohliche Kerzetag!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Happy Candleday
In German.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# awwwww, no flying cattle
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Nooope
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
# all of the candles to you, celebration kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Thanks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
# heres some shit irish weather, get that into ya
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
# May the b3taday candle help dry you up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
# You're on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Kill0rkitteh!
your candle iz on faia!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Many Happy B3tan Returns
go you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
# smoked sausage anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# hahahaha
and order is returned to the board.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHa
*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
# ooh!!
he looks cheery!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# ahaha
best served with 'Newcastle United 2008-9 season commerorative gravy':
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# pass the bleach


happy to link if deemed nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
# arf!
to complete the set
flint
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/window1.jpg
blears
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/reconnect.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha
splendid work
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# yup!
the minx

www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/may/10/caroline-flint-uk-politics
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I've always thought she was hot
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# flint is rideable as she is me thinks
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
# phwooooar!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Spluff spluff spluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
# mercy!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Pas de problème!
:)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
# hm ill need to see the original picture to fully evaluate how good this is
and gallery if avaliable
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
# lady pants and other mysterious apparel
www.pandoraschoice.com/index.asp
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I rather think Mrs Mcbadger would love these
'buys'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# :D

mixed feelings..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Never mind "Pass The Bleach"...........
............More like Pass the fucking BUCKET!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I...well...
...
blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Yay! Sexy Politics!


And a somewhat more seamy

(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# more of this sort of thing :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# ZOMBEES
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Zombee you say?

bigger!
.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Did you do that?
Fucking woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Yus.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# YAY!

I haven't seen these in yonks. Are you still making them?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Occasionally.
Although Odd-Fish seems to be taking up most of my time these days.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Hello you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Great!
Nice to see you drawing again matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# shiiiiiiiiit, iz real arts
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# This gives me the fear o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# that empty eye socket is the creepiest thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# that was a quick drawing
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# superb artwork
woosomes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# greatness
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# i'm telling you guys this is going to be the best game ever fucking made
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
#
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# But bees are fluffy and nice
unlike their wasp brethren who are vicious psychotic fiend masters capable of stuff like mutating into the undead
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Where does this place hornets?
Are they like the supermutants of wasps?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Ah
Hornets are in a league of their own, they are the abomination's hoard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I played the tall stump the other day
Thought it was one of the best games I've played in a while, managed to get the crown in the end : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Aw
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# It's very good
looking forward to this one
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Great job microwave
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Wicket win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Cricketlols :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# oh, we gonna lose again yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Not necessarily.
We've just taken a 2nd wicket and Pakistan aren't putting on the runs particularly well. We'll see how Malik gets going....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# is it top or top 2 from the group?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Top 2.
And we just took a 3rd wicket :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I still think we lose
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Didn't we lose to the netherlands?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Yes, hence the again
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
# BEEEEZ!
And all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Kill them zombees!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Just in that kind of mood to say
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Can't argue.
So fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Faster
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# *ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# roffledog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# *roffles dog*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Rolfs dog, The poor little fella sadly passed away
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Say it like you mean it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# That's really heartwarming
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# *hears CPU fan go to max speed*
:P kewl
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# owned
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# GJM!!!
Looks like shitloads of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
# GJM!
zombees!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# His Last Ever Television Commercial.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Let's dance!

this had quite a different effect than I was expecting it to...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Put a fucking donk on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# <insert donk to continue>
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
# If that doesn't bring about world peace,
I don't know what will.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Nice
What brick-matching algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I used the 'cut out the whole section including the brick wall background flip it, move it and then rub out or cut n paste whatever bits weren't working till it looks OK' algorithm
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Job's a good-un!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# If it works...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Jew spin me right round baby right round...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Proper LOL! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Loon
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# You're on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# DAY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Aces :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Haha
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Hahahah
oh dear
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# shat n her face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# PUT A DONK ON IT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# haahah
brilliant!
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
# "Captain's log..."
Sorry
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Now leaving northern perimeter, number six!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
# *pretends to be shocked*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Is this SCIENCE?
TJ: Do any of you lully (or not so lully) people know how I can search for a person on B3ta? I need to send a gaz to my Randomburn recipients.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# The way I do it is to go to gaz and search their name ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/manage.php?search=maximinimus
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# *Applauds*
Thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# *Dances and gives Redsushi the Vs*
It's ok, he can't see me
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I would normally have been upset and acted miserable
It must be that new TV I ordered yesterday, it's effects are already being felt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Aceness :D
Nice not to have to tell you to man up ;)

Is it a big'un?

ooh err missus!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Not massive, only a 42" plasma
Couldn't see the point in anything bigger for the size of the living room in the place I'm getting
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# This also works
b3ta.com/~mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Woo that was quick
CAPTURED!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# No-one can hear you scream
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Haha planet kirk
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Shaturn.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Ring Around The Shat . . .
☼
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Politics lol :)


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(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Pfffft what?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# This is just begging to be shopped ;)


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Perhaps you getting a fierce buggering from a randy elephant of something..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I think it's either
1. sand tank breaks suddenly
2. world's tiniest astronaut doesn't quite fit pressure suit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Number 2 FTW :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
'I'm shrinking!'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
# I am slightly annoyed that all the meerkats ran away from me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# They wanted to play with the Aardvark people
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# The aardvarks are such lazy bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# "EEELLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I am gonna have to claim Vienna on this....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
# ..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9eIXN6Sp40
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
# God,
I can't believe they nicked that from Vic and Bob in that Clio advert ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# :)
He must really be looking forward to getting up for work in the morning.
I'd chuck a sicky if I was him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I meant to gaz you
Tar for the DVD, the reason why you haven't had one off me is because, besides about eight I got round to processing, I deleted the lot by accident taking a picture of a gorilla :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Whoops!
Well hopefully there's a couple in there that did justice to your lens. Also GSTQ's Leopard pics were awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Some very nice pics there mate
always nice to see days like that from other angles
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# peckish?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Hah!
Just throw the fuckin spear!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# FREAK OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Le freak, c'est chic.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I like the licorice allsort on his head


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# You need to put a donk on that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Shame /board doesn't have the same embedding ability
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/2b2b34238cf8cc58e522c62cf6cd2bcb_turntablecat.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# OH HAI EVERYONE
I very much enjoyed my Billthday party.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Happy Birthday Mr Jeru xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# :D
Happy Birthday Jerusta!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Happy Birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Yay!
Happy birthday mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Happy bill day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# YOU PEOPLE ARE GETTING GOOD!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Bill ftw!
nice pic
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Look what I found when having a sort out, some 80s rubbery goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# fucking class
mount it in a glass frame, then erm, put it away again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Just in case you forgot
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# hehe can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# how the hell could anyone forget?
it's all the beeb have been plugging
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I thought you might like this pic fella :D


Click for bigger (483 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
What is it? A pygmymarmosetpig? Oh *filenames*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# It's a prairie dog.
They are lovely :D

And I am suitably impressed by my camera phone to get pics like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# So you should be

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# :D
I said to Jahled yesterday that I kept expecting them all to do that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# They didn't?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# No :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
# awww, that's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# What a stupid looking cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Proper lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# And with that - I'll fuck off, so as to not ruin it.
TATA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Listen to this first!
www.last.fm/music/Scott+Matthews/_/Eyes+Wider+than+Before
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# If they really looked like that I might actually watch it :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Also, I'm just going to leave this here and then I'm off...
Have a nice evening b3ta!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# hello and goodbye you sexy mother you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# *fondles*
*disappears back into kitchen*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
#

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
# just started wathcing that
i cant believe how unprofessional they are with all their bitchyness

also, why is the iplayer HD channel always full of crap
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I totally would both of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I wouldn't go near the one on the right...
Only because her nose would make my cock look small O_o


EDIT: smaller...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I would...
Look at those lips!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Ooh, good point...
*reconsiders*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# God, one of the many reasons why I hate TV now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I have still never seen an episode
Despite that, cassetteboy made me laugh :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# mmm
LOL
(That Bloke, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# its only kind of a real picture
since its a composite of over 1000 images...

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Nice one, hombre.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# It seems that even the signs in Camden know who I am!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Camden sees all, knows all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# You're some dick from the internet. Everyone knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I would like to see your inside seating
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Is that another suggestion for SkUG?
:D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# hahah
where's he gone anyway?

I hope he's writing all these down
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Yeah, but have you got your own rescue team?
www.kerrymountainrescue.ie/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Mountains need rescuing?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Sometimes they get lost :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# We're delicate things really :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Haha nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Good golly that's stunning :)
Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# does it tile?
It's verr nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# the full one nearly does, its just shy of 360 degrees
but the thumb doesnt go all the way round
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I find these 360 deg pics quite strange
it must be how chameleons see the world
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Yo, G-Sav :)
Those dates suggestions cracked me up - please accept this as a woo, to save me from replying to them all individually
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# cheers K-Mart my good fellow
I should charge for that kind of advice you know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Ooh, nicely!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# *bows*
;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# *waves*
hullo sexeh :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Look down there...



No not there, that's my penis
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Well, isn't that splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# *hides behind sofa*
*pounces*
*surprise sexes*

'lo lovely man!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *introduces you to other half sitting next to me*
:D

how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Why have you split yourself in half?
That sounds dangerous, what if you can't reattach yourself properly in time for w*rk tomorrow?

I'm grand, ta - how're you? I'm only on here for a few minutes, waiting for a suitable thread to repost my Shatner image :)

Then I'm off to cook some dinner \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# ok ta, just saw the new Star Trek - I'd rate it as a 88%
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Is that good? I loved it :)
Saw Terminator Salvation on Friday - that was pretty ok too... I think I enjoyed it more than it deserved just because I'm a bit of a fanboy
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# fab!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I see ghosts!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# unfortunately rendering it in a way which prevents ghosts
wasnt possible, since it kept on borking my computer after half a day.
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I like the ghost effect
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Woah.
Top effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Thats nice
I've found out all my beano, dandy, topper and beezer comics, i think I might just throw them away
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# depends
how old are they?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# They range from 79 to 90's, at most they are about £1.50
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# it's the maths department in cambridge?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# yes
maths/stats/applied physics...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# awesome
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# HEY GUYS I HERD U LIEK RBTS

GSHZ GSHZ GSHZ GSHZ
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Helo i like robets! haha lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# loel want a robutt for ur brthday?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# only if hes a frendy robet i dnt want n evel 1 hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# O.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'kay
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# OMIGOD!
That robot is raping that child! This makes me sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Its not a child
ITS JUST A FUCKING BIG RBT
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# no its k the children is a usb!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# thats a child?
cat was my first thought....
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Mew. :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Beep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Mm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# OH HAI
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# >:V
*grits teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# That's not a dinosaur :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# HOLD ON
ARE YOU HOLDING ON?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# DINOS!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# EWcomics 63 - Noses


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(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I enjoy noses.
Also this comic.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
DO you draw curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I draw snap conclusions
they are usually red
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I draw dead people
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
#
obvious strike through gag
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# take her to the zoo
make a gag about visiting her relatives
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# take her to a mosque
make a gag about sharia law and your support for it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# take her to the cinema
sit in the back row and ask her if she is on her period
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# take her to the Spar shop
buy her a bottle of white lightening and sit on the nearest wall together swigging from it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# take her to meet you mother
and announce immediately on arrival that 'you've got a better one this time'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# take her to the local primary school at breaktime
and tell her that you like to look through the railings at all the pretty children
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I love you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I know sush
I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Ha, caught you, you two-timing slag!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Why?
I don't love you, You make my winkie little :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# only by comparison Dix
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *waggles helloy hang*
wotcha.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# take her to the most expensive restaurant you can find
but don't take your wallet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# take her to Tesco Express
show her how many packets of frozen peas you can fit in your pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# the current record is 17
held by Toxteth O'Grady
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# get her a b3ta account
then spend the entire day online with her introducing her to 'your online pals'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# take her to a car-boot sale
buy every piece of kitchen equipment you can find and tell you that these will do nicely in our new house
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hello I am a girl.
Can I suggest if it's sunny a picnic in the park with a nice bottle of wine.
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# so that's how it's done eh?
no gaffer tape?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Sorry,
obviously the correct response was something along the lines of "take her with you to the police station when you go on your weekly trip to sign the sex offenders register" or something like that.....
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# oooh
good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# *snortlaugh*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# NOSES!
And lack thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# You just know its gonna be one of those days when....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Yam it sedimentrary booby tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# did someoen says boobs?
what? where? when? how? why? what? who? what was the question again?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# FUCK'N BOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
# boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooat race!
CLICK FOR ANOTHER 300KB ALTERNATIVE
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
# star wars racer N64
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# N64 fucking win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# ..okay i recognise n64...
*thinks* that the next one up from the snes? i remembered its a ninterdo :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
# nes, snes(super nintendo) then N64
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Yay my brain works
i've got a megadrive :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# ive got a broke xbox 360, so im goona walk the dogs now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I will not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.

*drinks more*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# fear is in the eye of the beer holder
:p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# so what's this actually from?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZwhfs1EVBs
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Holy shit this is making me dizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Dune is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# looks like real life, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Any one else have lots of sunshine?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# big ol lumpy rain
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
# well I liked it...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Hello b3tan's
How's sunday treating you?
Have some almost borderline nudity.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# oooooo very nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I would like a reproduction of her coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# ninja edit to avoid jokes such as
"give me your number then"?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Well the first time I made a slight spelling mistake.
facsmile instead of facsimile and then I googled the term and it's only for copies of books, not coats.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# *stops self from stating the obvious gag*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Jess Cartner-Morley?
(meepmeep is, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Tiger

Done using the touch pad on my laptop
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Better than I could bother to do :)
I hate touchpads.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# They are ok, as long as you don't think about what you are using
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Yay!
sNEAKY TIGER
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Did it not pay for it's round?
Orginarily I have nothing against a tight pussy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# something about ducks...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# smile bitch!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Ahh
mon petit chou fleur
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Zat would be your mother!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I wish American Gothic had been used on b3ta before!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# That would've been sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# It would have.
Do you know what else I would love to see? A 50ft woman wagon! That would be super awesome ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I made this just for you

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you Stephan :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Haha :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# i wish sarcasm was never invented
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I don't believe it... Has.

/I could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Meldrewlols :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Swedishlols!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hurdy wurdy wurdy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Muppets win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Swedishreamslols!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# nicely
!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Wonderous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# where is prodigy69?
we need more sox! (i like the american spelling of socks because it makes socks sound more like a fox and foxes are cool!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Also does anyone have a good first date scenario?
Suggested so far
"poke her in the eye with your dick"
"throw fruit from a tall building"
and one more i for the life of me can't remember...
"get her drunk and grope her"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Ask her: "So, when is it due"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I'm not that kinda guy...
although the lady who sent me a valentine card (which shocked me quite abit! cos i'm So damn 'k UGLY! :D) already had a kid... now don't get me wrong... i'm just scared of little people!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Depends.
Are you wanting to go all in on this? If not, then a meting at a pub will suffice. If so, then you might have to do a bit of planning. I'd go for something along the lines of a day out somewhere a bit unusual followed off by dinner somewhere moderately (but not bank-bustingly) nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# You can never fail to pull by taking her to the Zoo...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# This is true.
Jahled took me to the zoo yesterday and I well sexed him up afterwards ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# do i take my big zoom lense?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Maybe a little fisheye action will work out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# did he take photos?
hope you had a great time you lucky b*gger :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# He did, he is gonna send me a disc of them.
This is one he did take though :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha, nice one! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# It was ace :D
He told me where I should sit so that it would come and land on my head :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# the yellow bench?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Nah,
I know not to sit under George and Mildred :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# now i recon that would fit nice in this sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# :O
They are far too lovely to eat!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2cwPDwRQUA
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# if its dead its food
but its living - so can't eat it yet
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# They look proper funny when they run :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# run?
i thought it was a bird
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Well it seems that most birds would rather run
than fly as it uses less energy.

And that fella, what is a burrowing owl, actually lives in the ground instead of a nest in a tree. They are ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# the lazy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Coorrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# BEST. THING. EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Anna richeriderson owns the local zoo....
plus its probably abit naff...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I was originally thingking 'zoo'
But not everyone lives near one. Whereever you go, try and do a little research first so at some point you can drop something interesting about the place into the conversation to give the impression you have a life and interests outside of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# thats the trouble...
i live on the internets :o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Hmm.
Just hope your connection doesn't give out on her way over, or it could be some sort of horrific-transporter-accident style mess that you download.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# lol
no seriously though... i'm crap at all this human interaction stuff
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# "Interestingly, this place has free wi-fi. I'll just refresh b3ta to check out the latest in magenta cocks, bear with me"
she'll immediately think you're a keeper
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# yeah right there are places in wales with wifi!
lucky we got roads here!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Ah, if I'd known you lived in Wales
Then I'd have suggested a bevy of Barcardi Breezers...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# lol
local "zoo" shud be a good place to go... shame it'll prolly be full o tourists
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Bearing in mind its m8's step sister
I'd like a nice relationship please :) not after a 1 night stand (i've know her for years etc etc) or nowt like that - i'm just not that kinda guy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Put it to the vote

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# accidently chevron! edit : tis broken now
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Go for the fruit

surefire way to the nooky
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I think we all clicked fruit :D
Shame he didn't get the poll with the counting :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# tada (and without clicking)
www.palmnet.me.uk/polls/view.php?id=645
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I believe dumping her body in a country ditch is only acceptable on a second date.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# aww no posting it back in chunks then?
you spoil all the fun!
lol
Should i text a lady friend n ask what her ideal first date would be like?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Posting back in chunks if fine
We call that the 'Ipswich Clause'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# how did everyone else meet their partners?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I get them posted to me in installments.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# lol
she driven past checking me out whilst i was working on my car
wahey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Offer the show her your crank shaft
on the condition that you get to fiddle with her flange!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# you and your indeundoes!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# No
I just thought she may have been from the RAC and might have felt sorry for the inadiquacies with your machinery:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# oh lord wont u burn me a mercedes benz my friends all drive horses
i must make eight hens
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Even though the jewellry heist was a TOTAL success.......
.....they STILL had difficulty settling in to the country way of life!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Yay
hahaha. I just met the most wonderful kid at the newsagents. He must have been about four or five and was saying hello to everyone he saw.
He walk up to me and say, 'You've got spikes!' so I tell him I like hedgehogs and he runs over to the fire extinguishers and points to the warning sign next to it and the electricity sign.
'Do you know what that means?' he says and I dutifully go, 'Yes. It means electricity.'
'No.' He says very seriously, 'It meant we can't leave.
His mum finishes up being served and I hear him wandering down the road saying hello to everyone he passes.
=D
Made my day that did.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# i always feel like giving cool kids a pat on the head, i have lots of younger siblings so i like children
but someone might think im a paedo, so id never do that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Yeah sad really.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# i remember seeing a story on tv of an old woman playing with her grandchildren in the woods, a passerby
seen her with them and called the poilce thinking she was paedo and she had to be taken to the police station!!!! crazy!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# If they say a person has the minds of a child they're locked up, just the children are allowed to roam free on the streets!
Ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I dont want to open a new thread for this :F


Click for bigger (127 kb)
(Tzupi my cat likes tomato :F, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# ha ha
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# :3 Amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

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