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# Because it's on telly now.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# hahahaha :D
I fucking love it
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Wait until Lilly finds out he's been moonlighting again !
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# hahaaha who'd a thunk, two monsters in a row (kind of)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# that expression is priceless
 
RIP Fred Gwynne
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
# He was really good in "My cousin Vinny".
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I can has Tiger tank?


And on this poor piece of MSPaintery, I'm off to bed.
Niiiiiight!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I suddenly has that Eels song in my head
Tiger in my tank

niiiiight
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Spectankular !
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha,
night.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# awwww
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# It's a wind up...
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# LAST CALL FOR NIPPLE CANCER


TOOT TOOT
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I'll take three!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# TOOT TOOT TOOT
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
# TOOT TOOT!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
# TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# TOOOOOT YEAH!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# TOOT SWEET !
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
# ooh, nice see through forehead, Maggie!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Shit.
(Hastily reopens Photoshop...)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I liked the see through more . . .
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Hasn't she fuckin croaked yet?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
# For a moment I assumed this announced
*she was dead*

Such is life
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
# She'll never get off the grunt !
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
# not long now
you old bitch
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
# it's been four and a half years since this!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# There are some blast from the past names right there

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# yes indeedy
I wonder what happened to Purple Onion, the spacker.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# He was the first person I put on ignore
so I wouldn't know if he was around or not ;)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
# really? whatever for?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Oops I got it wrong
It was Onion Terror, not Purple Onion.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
# That thread is quite unusual
in that most of the people who replied are still board regulars.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# except Rik, sadly
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I still believe he will return
I spoke to him (on MSN) about a year ago and he said he would one day.

I miss abusing him.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I spoke to him a couple of weeks ago
maybe he will, maybe. But he's never seemed inclined to when I've mentioned b3ta.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I think what may have happened is that he stopped coming here after what happened
and now might have sad associations with the board.
Edit: Or I maybe I am just thinking too much like a girlie.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
# no, he stopped coming before that
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# aww, Indole Ring
one of the first Aussie b3tans

he was fun (so long as you discussed kittens and not politics)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Because I can't do animations
Have another pretty pic, a 3 minute exposure along a very misty coastline on the Isle of Man.

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Lovely photo :)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Smashing!

And the fact that this isn't a point and shoot image makes this okay for board for me

/edit: sea looks like mist there. I like
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# for a very brief second then
i was tempted to go to the isle of man


then i came to my senses, nice work RPS blah blah blah
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Another cracking photo
Good stuff!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Your timing is impeccable !
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Nice and atmossy.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Simply beautiful mate
a hearty woo
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Ohhh that's nice.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# That's rather excellent
nicely :)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# a beauty
nice job!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# SHOULDA MADE A LEFT AT ALBUQUERQUE
 

 
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
# you exposed yourself for three minutes to the man's mist?
brisk!

:D
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
# ...
Lovely photo, whereabouts was it taken?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Why is Humpty Dumpty so surprised?
 


Join the dots and find out!!!
 
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# has he just vomited?


(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# falling off walls, puking in the flower beds
 
OH HUMPTY, YOU DRUNK CUNT
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# YOU BE-SHELLED FUCKNUGGET
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# HAHAHA - I think i did it wrong D:
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
# HAHA
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Yes :D
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# that is fucking brillliant
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha
fuck
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# *snort*...he gets around, like Freebase
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
# wtf!
is going on in his trousers!???!!11one
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Sex education for the under fives?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I joined the dots in reverse order . . . and I can still tell that Humpty Dumpty loves horses !
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
# He's obviously surprised of his number soup going out the way it went in
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
# He's throwing up a hammer?
A bumblebee is stretching his tongue?
His mouth now shoots LAZERS?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Tub egg
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] BNP Parliament Seats?

What seats?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
# lol they're just a bunch of hooligans in suits
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# and the bnp aren't any better
edit: you've been linked on /links
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I was young, I needed the money!

Oh, *that* link. Yeah ;)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
# ha ha they've been knobbled
and jolly good job too!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
# hehhhehheh
 
I like your style
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
# thanks
:)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Haha brillant :D
I like you :D
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
# 0...
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# new XBox logo?
just wondering :-)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# 'lo sir

hats still rotating?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Hi Steef
at some serious RPM. I see you went to the natural history museum while in London, hope you enjoyed it.

Am going back to RG's this coming weekend as well! Hope you are doing well my crazy continental buddy :-)

Oh, and also... we don't ALL get as drunk as Jamnog. Much.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Yeah, NHM was nice.
Bit crowded though. But if you steered clear of the dinos there was practically nobody in sight ;)

Another RG stay eh? What's the occasion?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I'm staying in a friend's place while he is abroad
when he is home he needs it unoccupied so his kids can come over. so I need to make space and move out every other weekend. I thought I'd go back to London in the Summer and unleash my camera :-)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Cool idea

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# maybe in the future,
other capital cities. I shall ask you, my friend, for a list of good cities to visit as I'm sure you have already seen all of them in Europe :-)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Most of them, yes
;)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# achievement unlocked: egg
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# extra achievement unlocked: faced raped by a face hugger
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# They mostly come at night, mostly
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# me too
the wife is more likely to be asleep then :)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I come when ever
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
# whenever is one word
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
# that's nice for it
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
# cat anus egg
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# The worst breakfast ever!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# OH NO THE RROD!!! :(
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I get the feeling he's just about to burst that bag with his hand
And startle the egg and whatever alien being is hiding inside, then burst out laughing and throw streamers
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
# on an unrelated note
bell end monsters on R-Type 2 on XBox live arcade



sorry it's so massive but I appear to be having a large amount of FAIL today.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# crikey
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Looks fun to me !
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Pffft cocks
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
# R Tyoe is the ace.
As is your telly box by the looks of it.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Game over man . . . game over . . .
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# do you know how difficult it is
to find a picture of a cats arse???

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# licky lips


mmmmatersons.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Look into my eyes...
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Not even for money you can't
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
# He has the same pervy radio voice as the hamster
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Not heard either so have no frame of reference :D
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# They do, it is just wrong and they are both wrong
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Hamster is not wrong
Leave him alone *trails mascara down face*
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# He is wrong, the crash made him wrong
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
# LALALALALALALA can't hear you LALALALALALALALA
*continues in blissful ignorance*
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
# *tickles*
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
# He makes a good vibrator, what with him having parkinsons
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
# minor TJ:
Just found out one the guys who used to help out in the Scout group where I was a leader was injured in that rally crash the other day and it was his friend who was seriously hurt.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Rallying scouts, what will they think of next

Hope your ex co-scouts are okay though
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Ta.
The guy I know jumped clear just in time and only got winged, but his pal took the car head on, as it were.

In cheerful news, I just found a flight to Australia for 150 quid cheaper than the next best offer and it's on a good airline, too.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
# cor
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha
Never noticed that :D
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# "And tonight on Celebrity Cunt Swap"
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Look into my eyes
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Haha
not very good at curing myopia either! He went to my school...it's clearly a breeding ground for creepy sex-pests. ;-)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Yeah am well gangster... Blood
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# He's DOOOOOWWWWN with the children.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# in the naughty way
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Reppin for all da gangstaz in da hood
Wouldn't put it past him, Cameron is nothing but a gigantic publicity stunt whose one contribution to politics is "Look! Labour aren't doing very well! Vote for us!" and saying absolutely anything if he thinks it'll get him more votes

Fo' sho'
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# One of my favourite Private Eye covers ever was a picture of Blair next to Cameron
And underneath, "World's First Face Transplant a Success"
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Haha
Indeed.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
# needs more Uzi...

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# The Mandy machine works for the other side
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
# This is mainly ThornbankJim and mediocre's fault
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# So contrived....
*slaps*
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Contrived?
Contrived?
How dare you! This is a reproduction of a conversation that really happened one time
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Fucking hell... :)
*gets the spanging pan*
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
# *glomps*
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
# the reinforced one with the spiky hobnails
thank you for being backup tourist information centre this weekend mate. They got home in one piece anyhews.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Laugh... cry... I don't know what to do!
*spangs instead*
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I feel in equal parts bad and gleeful
At having inflicted this piece of art on the /board
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# As well you should, sir.
As well you should...

...I'll be watching you...
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
# You, sir and or madam, should be ashamed of yourself
Go and stand in the corner and think about what you've done. Make me a cuppa while you're there please :D
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I should, I really should
But as I explained it's not my fault. I'm simply a product of the evolution of people's discussions on the internet. If it hadn't been for mediocre and ThornbankJim's talkings earlier this would never have existed, so clearly I can't be held to blame.

Milk? Sugar?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Pah, passing the buck....
Well done!

Milk no sugar, ta muchly
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Buck Accepted!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Just
Got back from the pub and found this! Excellent!!
*click*
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Drat!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Hahah
:D :D Genius.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Mutley you magnetjerk.
Nice1.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Oh Sam :(
Why must you txt spk ll th tm?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I go on b3ta hiatus and I still don't have a mix tape.
Where's the love Tat, where?

Additionally, how are you?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Did he do the same to you?
I haven't got mine from him either. I think he is an Indian Giver :(
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I ALREADY SAID END OF THE WEEK. DAMN.
y r u bein like dis?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I will bleve it wen I c it!
U always hurt me :( Like 4eva!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# bb im sry i mesd up
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Wrds r cheap monkeyman :(
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I wasn't in the randomburn thingamajig, he just mentioned that he may send me a few mp3s.
And he broke my heart.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I'm going to CRY.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Same here.
Totally unprovoked he offered it, but then he was like all, nah man, I am working on it and all shit like that. I was well like gonna cry and shit :(
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
# You guise are ganging up.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# U jst hurt us 2 so bad Sammy :(
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Frankly we'd both better get our own personalised songs written and performed by him and his mum.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Yeah, I no :(
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I've put it off in favour of creating a single one, instead of a million ones. Will be done by the weekend, all going to plan.
FURTHERMORE: I AM WELL.

How are you?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Yar, good chars.
I had my last exam this morning and I am not drunk because none of my housemates or friends finish until Thursday. Damnation!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# And that's your excuse?
Shoddy, man. Shoddy.

Congrats on the learnentests though :D
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I remember doing that to the sign outside our old student digs.
Back in the day...
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# There's a few different ones in a row near my house
I find myself mentally font-matching them :(
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Our lot's logo
was a line drawing of a tree with birds around in green. I pasted over it with a green line drawing of a bin with flies...
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I
Started carrying a small cheap digital camera and a compact ruler to scale match fonts on signs I wanted to 'improve'.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Hahaha
woo~!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Isn't it funnt how a simple noise
can bring back so many memories :D
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# indeed
that ad for branston pickle with the icecream van is a classic for that, it only took one note and off i went back to school lunches, haslet and pickle sandwiches, wtf is haslet? i only know it was a staple packed lunch thing, never had it since.

www.hotink.com/wacky/wrstuff/

edit/ sometimes it's best not to know
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haslet
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Oh wow!
That's so cool man!

Also, Haslet is like Pork innards and all mashed up isn't it? I have never had it myself I don't think but The Duke was obsessed with the stuff years back :D
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
# The Duke, bless him
not about much these days more's the pity.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Aye,
those were the days :(
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Didn't he refer to it as
Wild Haslet?
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
#
I am sure Hazlett is meat (of some sort) if it was guts 'n' puddins it would be some sort of Haggis/meat loaf and it's not THAT full of character.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha!



(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Brilliant :D
*click*
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Double drat, even.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Am I being really thick?
What's the gag?
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Yes, you're being exceptionally thick.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:18, archived)
# Enlighten me...
Dasterdly and Muttley embark on the classic gag of adding an 'i' to TO LET signs to make 'Toilet' and the last 'To Let' is in no positon to add an 'I' so muttley rips it out and nails it so it can make 'toilet'.....so what's the gag?
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# If that's all it is...
boy is my finger not on the pulse of what you crazy kids find funny.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ah, not just me then...
There must be something we're missing, surely?
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Done this
soooooo many times.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:10, archived)
# Brilliant!
Even as a kid I couldn't get over the sheer vulnerability of these signs. So exploitable! Why didn't they make it "For Let"? I dunno...
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:00, archived)
# rofl
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Heh
That roman city lettings photo was taken standing outside the flat I used to live in. Small world. Sadly no to let signs outside when I was there though.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Strange
I'm currently with roman city too!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# The best ones
are when it says "20,000 SQ. FOOT TOILET", or similar.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hehehehe
More laffs if you add an "i" to "pens"
and unscrew road signs and put them back upside down
etc
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# What kind of a dickhead monarch sends horses at a time like this, anyway?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# As Ricky Gervais so succinctly put it...
...if I was going to design a mechanism for crushing an egg, it would be a hoof :D
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# And what if the French had invaded that day?
Ning Kenny!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Charlie. Charrrrrrrrlie.
Put the eggman together again Charrrrrrlie.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Months it took me to block out that atrocity.
:C
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Did you see the sequels?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I did not.
STOMP STOMP STOMP.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# They're out there, taunting you by existing.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I shit in my cup.
:(
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# did you throw up on it also?
Do you also happen to be two girls?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
# *is confused*
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Have you never seen
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah!
They hurt my head man :(
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Been watching Ricky Gervais teaboy?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# No
:(
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Course not.
*awaits a shop about elephants swimming off the coast of Africa*
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] take the second left after the pub
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I'm terrified of Swan matches too.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I'm actually rissing on this.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# where is he? what do matches do?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Why would he set Blackburn on fire?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I have many answers for this.
The main one is that it smells of wee.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Because it has black in the name?
I was wondering why he would burn a town in the northwest that probably voted rather a lot for him.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# You may have a point, but may have missed the main point.
I would rather see it burn down as it has very few redeeming features. Although the seats in the Vue cinema are very comfy....
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# have you ever been there?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I jest ye not
On one occasion whereby I had the misfortune to cross the land of Blackburn, between the Vauxhaull garage and Morrisons, two smack heads were quite openly shooting up on the pavement by a set of traffic lights that I happened to be waiting at.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# sounds lovely
can't say i've ever been there despite my implication to the contrary.

i'm sure it's really a lovely place full of mostly lovely folk
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I endorse your positive view of Blackburn.
On a brighter note, I did buy a car from Adam Hosker (of Apprentice fame) in Blackburn and he gave me a right good part ex price on my Vectra.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Haha.



(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Ooh, subtle
'ning, sir! Y'alreet?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# not at all bad sir
i trust you are equally as fine of fettle
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# he wants to burn all the blacks in blackburn?
EDIT: with swan matches i imagine?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# more or less
more less than more but pretty much yes, kind of
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Nicely sir :D
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# restricted area
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Tippety Top Sir!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# strange and lovely
and lovely and strange
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Paw! Tha sky be doin the werd thing again!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Fetch the sky stick son
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Fantastic :D
Reminds me of Fallout 3, in a good way obviously, not in the "argh I'm about to be eaten by a scary mutant thing" way
I play that game too much methinks.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# ^This
all of it
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# It is a rediculously addictive game
I played it for about 2 weeks solid. But then I had exams and I've stopped playing it completely which is odd. It's hard to get into, and hard to get back into. Which is a shame because I've been looking forward to playing the DLC
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Have they released a combined DLC pack yet?
Of course in the interim I'm temped to try a friends 'Fist of the North Star' run.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Well, I saw on play.com that there's Anchorage and The Pitt for sale as a dick*, but that costs an extra quid or two than dl it from xbox live market
*most annoying/funny typo ever.
Once I left my dick in the drawer as it was closing and I thought it'd snap in half but they're tougher/more flexible than I thought.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I thought Pripyat myself
Been playing Stalker too much :)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I really wanted to give that game a go
But I read reviews saying it can be pretty badly buggy and crash, which put me off
I've had games crash on me before because of a stupidly shit computer (said it had 3Gb of RAM, after about 5 years of course though it had about 96Mb =/)
It'd just bring back bad memories :P
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# STALKER shadow of chernobyl
has a few patches and it's pretty stable now

Stay away from clearsky though. It's not got a learning curve so much as a learning cliff...
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Hmm, I'll have to wait, I've got enough games I haven't completed at the moment anyways.
I bought Timeshift for the PC a long time ago now for about a fiver. It was brilliant, ported controls weren't the best but they worked. For some reason I stopped playing it :S I think it was because I got Dawn of War II
But then my xbox got fixed and I finally got xbox live and now I'm stuck playing on my xbox because my desk is too much of a mess to be nice to use my laptop on.
My list of uncompleted games:
TimeShift
Dawn of War II
Halo Wars
Fallout 3
Red Alert 3
And of course all the vaious games containing unlockable weapons and the like.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# well
Not played Timeshift, DoW or Halo Wars

but Fallout 3 is great, but the ending is a bit weak and I could rant for ages on it.

Red Alert 3 has George Takei as the Japaneese emperor and Tim Curry as the Soviet Leader - nuff said :)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Yeah I saw the ending of Fallout 3
I was a bit annoyed because I wanted to complete all (well, most) of the other quests too
Plus there's the DLC to complete
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# oooooooooooooooh
shiny as ever
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Excellent stuff.



(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Glorious work, sir
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Fun!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# now is is quite something
splendid work sir.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# nicely
it's like timpani for the eyes
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Wow.
Awesome!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# As being a part time numerologist . . . I can 25 why this area is restricted !
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Computer enhancement of restricted area: Complete
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Great touch . . . 25 !
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] What's he scared of?
The small men that dance underneath his bed and taunt him with their happiness.

100% of fact.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
YES
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
:D
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Hahahaha :)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# YOUNG MONGY PAUL MCCARTNEY
Also: I like this it is happy.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# :D
hahaha
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# He's only afraid they're going to dance into his bumhole
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# nice one ma'am
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# they're singing "your knees, your knees, we can eat them whenever we please"
this is rather dark compared to your usual output! (dancing excepted)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Putting the B in BNP
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# BEES!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Are they all in South Africa watching the football?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Ha ha!
Nicely!
*cleek*
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
# bumblee
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Er, just imagine I replied to myself there okay?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# okay
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# By giving your agreement here you have now consented that I own all your internal organs
excluding your spleen, of course. The harvesting team will around shortly to retrieve them.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# meep!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# These are the nasty kind of bee.
Down with this sort of thing. More Bumblebees.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# wasps are a symbol of racisms
So the the bees want to the racists out :)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha,
taking the P out of BNP.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
# <>
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(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Yaaas!
Awesomeness!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Sorry,
I meant to put this down there, with the kitten in No. 10.

Not sure what happened there.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Bite the kid, little beastie!
Go on! go on! Bite his nose!
No? Maybe next time...
*watches*






*watches*
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Really nice.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Skedaddle Brown
Skeeee-daddle
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
# that's a terrible thing to do to lee evans
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

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