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[challenge entry] Sorry, history was never my strong suit
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Ha ha.
Saw this last night (Moon, not Michael Collins) and I pronounce it to be excellent.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I really wanna see it.
SOunds messed up.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I'm hoping to catch it this week
Always rated Rockwell, so nice to see him get a part he can really show his stuff
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# he was good in Frost/Nixon
/in fact, the whole cast was superb
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Indeed
really enjoyed that.

A decent Ron Howard film? It's a sign of the apocalypse, I tells ya
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# haha, quite.
Langella's performance was sublime
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I'm off to see it this evening, I think.
I'm looking forward to it. I've heard only good things.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Looking forward to seeing this muchly :)
incidentally, see how many Bowie puns you can spot in this article about the film...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8111382.stm
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Ha.
For some reason I just burst out laughing as soon as I saw the word Changes.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Moon is all of teh awesomes :)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I concur
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Eyerape while scrolling :D
Anyone seen fannycradock? She seems to be MIA :(
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahahha!
I have so got to go and see "Moon"

looks awesome...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Rough and ready just how we ike it
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Filthy pie fucker
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Fire up the drill!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# They say Pie's quite warm
it stays that way for 3.14 infinity minutes.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hooray! One I actually get!
Yes, I am film-illiterate :(

Have a click, do.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Ta
Probably took longer than it should, but I enjoyed making it
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Roswell, the truth.

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# ha ha! I knew it! Cats were involved somewhow...
60 summat years later the truth comes out
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hahahah! I for one shall welcome our new alien-cat overlords
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# quick - hide under these giant pacman ghosts
then fire your wobbly missiles through them
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# i remember when they landed in the atari version (game over)
if you watched carefully they shit on your base a lot!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Time Bandit
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha! yay for timebandits!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Maximum Van Dammage
The Muscles from Brussels.

etc...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# who is that guy?
I know nothing of his work :)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# he reminds me of a knife fighter I know
called Ultimate Norman
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# ah well, at least you saw it
where are you? have you made it to Berwick upon Tweed yet?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# in KL just the now
... about to get a taxi into town and take my lady out for an evening of food and entertainment in the town's olde australian district
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# anyway - that's me away so I'll speak to youse all later
ta ta
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# You know knife fighters?

*goes all polite and shit*
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# he wears cowboy boots to dinner
and his belt is made of snake!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Dunno...sounds awfully merkin to me
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# MARTIN SHORT WHAT THE HELL YOUR FACE IS MELTING
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# What is chuck norris doing with a guitar?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# ningles freebs! How's tricks?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# ningles Raffles
Not bad

your good self?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# feeling very slow....
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Just going to squeeze this one in here..
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Once again, please - in English ... "
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I say he'll flip ya!
Flip ya for real!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Excellent :D
Just found out a wonderful name - any one up for some Thoraporn?

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=thoraporn&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Oh god no.
The words "Dame" and "Hird" spring to mind too easily.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# spaniel's ears
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# The Old Grey Whistle Test.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Those Thais do have some funny names.
One of my old clients was called Supaporn Techatavekitkoon.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I also used to work with a Supaporn
He lived up to his name.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# You're just being silly now.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Sadly not :D
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Lots of Thai people have "porn" somewhere in their names
It never stops being funny.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# This^^^^
My best friends sister in law is called Benjiporn, but that is not as funny as Supaporn.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Ha.
Nice :D
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha :)
In other news: My laptop hard drive is clicking :¬(
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# it likes the image THAT much????
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Arf

More ningles teh freebs. How does this fine morning find you?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# it finds me procrastinating and contemplating coffee
How's my favourite Flying Dutchmans?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Ah, just got a fresh cappucchino
So I guess I'm alright here :)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Back. Up. Now.

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# ok
BEEP BEEP BEEP
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Don't drive to hard!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# put it in a sealed tupperware box with some olive oil
then put the whole lot into a tumble drier on the 'delicates' setting...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# oh my word
how we've missed your scientific advice

I'll try that one


should I add some ground black peppercorns?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# if it's a solid state drive
try adding a grating of nutmeg from a distance
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# however if your solid state drive is clicking
you may need to consult a priest
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I tried that with the last one.
Only I used balsamic vinegar, will try olive oil this time and get back to you.

EDIT: Extra virgin right? (The olive oil I mean)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# try Groundnut.
It will work the same, but won't affect the flavour.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# the best you can get your hands on
either that or drain the oil sump of a passing car
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# everything on the internet is 'extra virgin'
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# virgin MILFs
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# It must be a bomb
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# do you have an external drive you can put things on
because it sounds like you should be doing that...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I'll prolly just fire everything across the wireless network to my PC.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# good luck
we'll all be praying for you...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# The 11th doctors new costme revealed! :D
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# His little dickie bow does look a bit silly
She however looks lovely
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# i agree
:)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I look lovely too
sometimes... other times not so lovely.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Prof!
\delurks
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# wotcha freebs
I have internet access and I'm using an apple mac: I feel so bi-curious
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Did you know there's an apple inside every apple mac
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I hope mine's a cox
I love cox
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I'm using an Apple as we speak
mmm - so pink and effeminate!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# well - all of that aside
it turns out they're not that bad to use... although there are a few things which really wind me up
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# the large clockwork key in your back being one of them
Macs rule

and are superior to PCs and Windows in every conceivable way
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# :)
if only they'd sprung for another mouse button - and a 'home' key... and didn't break regularly... and a couple of other things
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Maybe in the "good old days" when they used RISC processors
Now they are just a PC with a shiny operating system.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# and only one mouse button
lest we should forget
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# you've not experienced the joys of a mighty mouse then!
who needs two buttons when one will do the job just as well
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# pretty much
in essence - I just prefer the simplicity and visual look of mac oS

windows is just too confusing

on the plus side for PCs though, you can replace and add very easily
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I've not really found a redhead to be attractive since Joanne Whalley
but she is lovely.

Also lovely are my new Vibram Fivefingers KSOs which my sister brought back from the US.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I quite like redheads, but as long as it's not the orange red
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Alison Hannigan
I would wreck that chick
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hmmm, forgot about her.
Maybe.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Oh god yes!
her and robin from How I Met your mother aswell!

Edit: and I really like aniston aswell.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I really like Alyson
but I find her strangely unattractive in that series
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# It's because she's not ginger in it isn't it
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# You know, I believe it actually is

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# this
she is fantastic! :D
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I quite like Julianne Moore :)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# good call
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I have recently invested in a pair of vibram classics.
They are ace. Fucked up knee no longer feels so fucked up.

Hurrah!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I looked into them after reading a thread on QOTW
and couldn't pass them up.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I like it.
In fact I'm quite pathetically relieved. It's not that inspired, but at least it's nothing stupid.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# is she going to be revealed to be the shouty ginger woman's daughter do you reckon
or are the casting people just obssessed with gingers?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# She's a bit fruity!
but she's no Sally Sparrow

As for the dickie bow... I like it. It makes him look like a grown up!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# pfft
is that the new dr who girl?

that hair colour really does it for me!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I like her shoes
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I like her socks
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I like the way she holds that cup
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I'd chew through her shoes just to lick between her toes
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# she probably wouldn't like that I don't imagine
try cutting yourself instead and sending her letters in blood

"F"
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# how much blood will I need for say 100 pages of fantasy sex?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# probably about 2 children's worth
... or a bus load of menstrating nuns
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Yes it is.
And yes it does
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# What, ginger?
People like you are why this country's on it's knees.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Entirely this.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# that's not ginger
that's some other colour that only girls know the name of
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Auburn or something?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# *revokes man card*
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# yes
we must stand firm on this kind of behaviour

Men should only know the colours that the ZX Spectrum was capable of displaying. Every other colour is simply the name of a fruit, vegetable or a fish
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Strawberry blonde?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# a fruit and a, erm, err
*adds blonde to the list of allowable colours for men*
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I'll be quiet now before I lose all manliness...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# that and the production colours of the
Morris Minor 1000
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# haha yes
hmm - this list is growing
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# isn't that a song by Chris Rea?
Chris Rae...? ... erm - forget I said anything
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *points and laughs*
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# you sir, speak many sage truths
this is one of them
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *throws more powder on the fire*
ooh - Carry On Matron's on
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Mmm yes

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Phwoar!
I believe that I now have a reason to watch Dr Who!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Sweeney Todd:
The Demon Barber Pat Bucther of Fleet Street.

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
#
The redex of redex of redex street

Oh....
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# her roots are showing
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Morning sir!

About your gaz: I'm sorry, but I can't find the time this week to let you shit on my cock. Maybe next week?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# mini photoshop challenge: Photoshop Kunt
Doing a B3ta interview with Kunt & The Gang - and we'd love some images to make it less texty. Please help.

Here's an image to start you off:




And there's more source images on his site:
www.freewebs.com/kuntandthegang/kuntpix.htm

REMEMBER: Add them to this thread else I won't be able to find them and include them in the interview. THANKS.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Heheh, I like this idea

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Quick and very dirty
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# After he achieved success with "Perverts on the Internet", he changed man. He changed.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I just wanted an excuse for the title really...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Monkey Kunt
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Luv it
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:02, archived)
# who?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I'm going to see him live tommorrow
im quite happy
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Saw him live at the Flapper in Brun last year
funniest night out in a long while seeing a bunch of pissed up studes singing along to "Use my arsehole..."

You'll love it.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
# This took far longer than it should have
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:14, archived)
# its what he would have wanted
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:50, archived)
# kuntwork orange
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Sexy times!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Is that
Ruby Wax??
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Kunt on his holidays
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# HOT.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Kant and the Gang


(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Q+D but it'll do.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Quick, and less dirty than source image
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Celestial Body LOLs
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Lols
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Very quick and dirty.

MOON-PISS
MOON-PISS.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# It's our moon now
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Quick!
Change the urls to s4
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great work as usual! :D
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# But there is gravity on the moon.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Yep
1/5 that of earth
(/relurk)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Wandbagon? Moi?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# *waits for obama style PAAAAT poster*
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
*notices a shiny button on the floor*

Oo shiny!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Yes!
Stick that in your Che Guevara TShirt making factory and smoke it!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Fearsome stuff!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# as fearsome as this?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I see you have something of a
repetoir ...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha *rumbled*
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# nicely :)
I have just scrolled down. Are they remaking Carry On Doctor or something? You seem very keen to get a part.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Sadly not, just a broken wrist :(

EDIT: It seems I updated my status on facebook just after waking up from the General Anaesthetic too, which I don't remember....
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Did you tell everyone about it on facebook
Most of the people I know want to tell the world about everything.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# See my Edit ;)
Although, telling people you are going in for surgery is a lot more interesting than telling people you are going to the shops for beans :)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# People I know want to tell the world the neighbours have just complained about their noisey sex...
Keep inviting me to shit groups I have no interest in and messaging me to vote for them to pose nude in next years Help for Heroes calendar
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Yep,
all sounds about right.

"Come and visit my Zoo."

No, it is a few fucking pictures you mongtard!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Have it












(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Snarn Ché is my favourite :D
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# That smug bastard looks like Schumacher there
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *joins in*
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Well done BLD
I love them all
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# :) Nicely.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Did that stuff actually do anything, or did it just mean you had to hoover your carpet better than usual?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# In my mother's words
"I refuse to pay money to buy more dust for my carpets."
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Haha, that's the sort of thing I'd say
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
# She is very obviously a draclier in this poster
Hell-bent on sucking blood!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Shake and Drac?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# And counting
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hahahahaha....
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Is Pat reigning in your picture? ;)
Ning All.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM.....
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# This article is one spelling mistake away from awesome
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ROFFLE!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Would*
*wouldn't
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Pat, PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# 'shopped pics only etc etc
:D
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha
so wrong and yet so right!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# scarily uncanny....
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Zut alors!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Phwoar.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# patchenista!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# *puts on spinning bowtie*
Allo Pat.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] morning all
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Hooray!
Ningles Le Board.

Today I are mostly speaking le Fronch.

Or not - depends how I feel.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Tres bon!
Comment allez vous?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Weesa vah!
Ca va beens?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Beans, beans la fruits musicale
Vous mange gross, vous toot gross

Hmm, may be mixing in a bit of German there. Fuggit
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Pah - there's no difference
Johnny's all the same.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Sausage eating surrender monkeys!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I am disgeesed as poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
A burm?!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# haha
the funny frenchie I work with says "Good moaning"
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Does he have a picture of the Fallen Madonna on his desk?
The one with the big boobies.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# he doesn't but he is a spitting image of Eric Morecombe
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I could do that
but that would be too easy


'Ning !
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I once went to that there France
The residents in the southern villages stared at me like I was driving a Ferrari or something.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Did you burn your neck?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I was driving my car.
I think it's because it's French and pretty much the same colour as the ones the Gendarmerie drive.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# You were driving on the wrong side of the road :o
And in southern France, even if you were in a Ferrari, people would look at it like it was a piece of junk. Their cars are better. Always.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# even if it's a rusty Peugeot 305 upside-down in a ditch?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# It is a french car
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# It was a regular car ?
Not a tuned one, with 19" wheels, multiple over-sized exhaust pipes, various pieces of plastic around, several antennas, a 7.5 MegaTurboBoostWatt® sound system, etc...

And no sticker "I love l'OM/OL/any football club from the south".
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# It was as it came from the factory, but not regular.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Methinks you flatter the boys in that pic
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] You're only suppossed to cut his bloody head off!!!


NINGS!!!! You lot!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)
# hahahhahaha! brill :D
nings Joe, and ningles to the whole /board!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
# super
smashing
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)
# hehe
in my mind the real Michael Cain has been totally displaced by Phil Cornwell's impression of him.

GOODNESS OF THE MORNING ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)
# hahaha
It is one of the finest impersonations ever
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:10, archived)
# hehe q+s
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Is he a nosy neighbour?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Just remember this - in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# It's Fuckin' Orange Juice Time!
Yeah I know, it was Pesci, but that's the best line ever, EVER.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# \o/
Woo you wonderful man!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] been done?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:40, archived)
# MRS BEAN GMTFH
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)
# PHOOAAAARRRRRR
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# lol
happy tiem
howard baloon1
source : source
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# The face that blew up B3ta
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Good morning!
Been up all night, I need to make some breakfast.



(His name is Clive and he gets all fuzzy inside when he thinks of you.)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:38, archived)
# how, why, when?
woo yay hoopla!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:40, archived)
# jesus shuddering wotsits!!!!
Can it be milked?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
# It HAS to be milked at regular intervals.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
# god help us all if someone forgets.
BE VIGILANT.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Christ, Clive. Eat with your mouth shut, you mental.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)
# clive is lovely
can he fetch slippers?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Slippers, feet, legs...
Clive does it all.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)
# hahaha
he sicked up a bucket. Urgh.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Haha! :D So he did!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Nice Clive, Niiiice Clive
stop chewing my toes Clive. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Mmmmm bacon
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Now theres an idea! I'm off to go eat one of Clives siblings.
Mmmm, siblings.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
# clive has some very fetching high heels :)
also: would.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
# PHWOAR!
I bet that tastes salty
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Christ.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# ok so uhh, howard from the halifax advert
howard
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Yes
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Has he been eating his own neck there, has he?
In a vaguely unrelated note, I've found the t-shirt I must own
media.threadless.com/subs/big/222011.jpg
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:34, archived)
# what a
beautiful scene
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Ha ha, fuck.
I take it that's a play on the three wolves t shirt?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Of course it is, you dick.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Play him off, Keyboard Cat.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Coolness
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# :)
howard
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:00, archived)
# infinite howards march to victory!
woo
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)
# GARGANTUAN JISM MACHINE
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:26, archived)
# what now
am i allowed to turn around, or is it curtains for me?

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
# pffft.
NO UV RUINED IT ALL FFS :(:(:(
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Broken paper redex pizza slice for me :(

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
# GJM
But needs more snow and Jack Nicholson with an axe.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:31, archived)
# great job microwave
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:34, archived)
# done it!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I didn't have to do that much
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 6:44, archived)
# Change b3ta hosted pics that are s1 to s2, s3 or s4
If you want to be seen, while cr3 sorts out the new service
(we love you cr3)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 7:28, archived)
# i like this :)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)

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