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# I'm on a roll. It's time to go solo.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahhahaha! dear oh dear :D
right, I'm off, byeeee!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# The loafer's gettin' jiggy with it . . .
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Scratch those balls :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# ...rollin' in my 5.0...
...with my rag-top down so my hair can blow...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I don't understand.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# that asian girl is so hot...
...YOW!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# That really looks funny with the sound off !
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# yay for itchy!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Another fine allergic mess !
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# this looks like the best lucasarts point-and-clicker EVER
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Thanks to whoever found Maru's blog...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Maru is clearly related to my old cat Roxy
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Do not give cats carving knives.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Have a regular guest

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# YOU R SO UPSIDE DOWN
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Meow ?
Image hosted by uppix.net
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Awww
Lully cat is lully
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# bad kitty, stop wiping your furry turd on the floor
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# \o/
Lovely lovely lovely cat fun
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Upon further reflection . . . he's got the moves !
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# whoa...hello...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# .......that does not compute.......
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# aw poor robert
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Garbage in . . . garbage out . . . overload !
` µ
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Astonishingly good!
:D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# nice
that's what you get for asking it to divide by zero.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Awesome work! *clicks*
makes me think of Linguo:

Brrrrrr... Aaaaahhh!... Bad grammar overload! Error! ERROR! *explodes*
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Wow!
That is ace.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# :D
it computes a little
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Beautifully done.
Clicky.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# fantastic :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# ace as usual
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# here's the other version...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Retroputed !
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Woo!
I just managed to publish a molecule that looks like sperm

Sorry to threadjack but the people need to see this.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# is it toad DNA?
it looks like SCIENCE
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha, what's it for?
Some kind of plastic?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# It's not really for anything
I just measured the structure because it looked like it might be interesting.

Perhaps we could use it to impregnate bucky balls.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# call it the DOOMOCULE
and spread it around and stuff
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Oh, you should model the impregnation of bucky balls!
That would be ace...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I'm trying to imagine what it would grow into
It's a pity I can't sell the idea to Michael Crichton.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I think it would grow into dinosaurs
think hope
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha
They say after a while toads start to look like their owners...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Toadally priceless !
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# ¬_¬
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
→`-`←
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# You must frogive the odd pun

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I heard he's a right spawny bastard.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# you must be newt o this
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Yes, but I am in this 100% warts and all.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Santa is around a little early isn't he?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# "Can I ask; how much did you pay for your toad?"
"Oh, about £125, at the time. I'm hoping it's worth bit more now!"

"Well I'm sorry to say, it's actually a frog. It will only fetch around £20 at auction. but it IS a nice frog..."
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Haha!
Brilliant... I'd watch that!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# £10...lol
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# It's funny because rob got scammed
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# lmao
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# rob got scammed?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
#

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# rob got scammed?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# to the tune of ten real pounds
by a bouncy lady
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
#

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I love the norkage.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# rob got scammed?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Fucking creepy woman
She looks like she has pictures of eyes painted on her closed eyelids
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I have, by the help of a distended wire, propagated the sound to a very considerable distance in an instant
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# No tits?
lol
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Bloomin' coffee

cfb

I spent all day grinding coffee beans with a peppergrinder, and grading the results. I used to like coffee :(
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Wonderful.
:D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# awwww, coffeebugs FTW!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Tee hee!



(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# This is rather groovy.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# A thumbs-up from this box..
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Hahaha! This is great :)
Little bugger will scuttle off at amazing speed if he can get righted.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Mr Trousers! Mr Trousers! Mr Trousers! Mr Trousers! Mr Trousers!

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Niff niff niff niff niff niff niff
Is the noise it would make
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Best thing ever
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# class!
needs sound (away from my head that is)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ahahahah :D
:D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hahahahahahhah!
awesome, Moley :D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
:D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# hooray!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I feel I should say "nim nim nim" at this point and I have absolutely no idea why.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Your stuff is getting really weird lately. Love it :D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Love it - good job, sir!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Argh!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha,
what a mover!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I think you might be on some sort of roll.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Ham or egg?
:D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Mr Trousers T Trousers . . . and the T stands for Trousers . . .
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# looks like he's 'panting'...
...oof.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I always knew he'd come to a sticky end
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# oooh
it jizzes white vans! :D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# It's spunking cops and robbers.
True story.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] been awhile

may as well chuck my tuppence into the comp
spend too much time lol'ing at the links at the mo :D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# hehehehe :D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# *sigh*
"for a different film."
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# did i do bad?
theres so many to look through so i didnt
* punishes self :/
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha :D
hoorah for sillyness
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# /delurks
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Pfft
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# hahhahahaha
c'est vrai oh so very vrai :D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Parfait! :D
Hands up! \o/
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Haha
No cheese knife?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# All the ones are tucked in are variations for different cheeses.
*looks around suspiciously* What?!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# You forgot the one to cut the bread
And the razor for the 'stache
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# And an onion peeler, a beret straightener, a stripey t shirt stripener and an accordian.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# And a lighter
to burn people's neck
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# :'(
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I see
you've read Sickipedia today ;-)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Busted!
Ouch.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# End of day doodle.....

Who'd win?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Whoever wins, we lose
Or something.

I was hoping to see Atheismo, not knowing what (s)he looks like. I have a recent photo of me so I know what I look like as an orc.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# The hunter who is just out of the picture
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Can't tell for sure
female fighters are always faster and trickier.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# :D
In other news:

HE COMES
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# creepy
especially the music

*sends hate mail*
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# WTF?
I didn't know you could put music on ebay
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# *****LOOK*** ^@@@
Metallica "Appetite for Destruction" CD

26 Tracks

Mint

Rare Copy

Still in Original Banned Sleeve

£243.99
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Why would I want to buy that, I am not tone deaf :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# sweet shitting christ.
8(
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I love that smiley
80)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I like this one 8F
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I shall call that one "The Redneck".
:)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# wtf
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Think an
under the belt would take the big guy down
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# especially
if those horns came into play.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# "Have the body you've always dreamed of"
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# depends if they play dirty
nice doodle :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Well, the Africa theme is correct.
But no Sheva in sight. Unless you turned her into either a gazelle or a giraffe, but I don't think I can approve of either.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Question:
Does the gazelle/antelope need to have tits? I mean, is it an absolute necessity?

Just wondering like. Carry on.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# It's a character I've drawn a couple of times in the past.
So; yes.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Lolz!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Well CDC'd that man!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Full coverage of the Asian Eclipse on b3ta
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# China are going to destroy the moon now
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# arf arf
needs more spurt. That would make a fine confusing stop start stop start maze :D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# ...


i really wish my scanner wouldn't fatten up all the lines when i put stuff through it, the bee up there just looks like a little blob now.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# This feels me with happiness :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# :D
then my mission is complete.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# When it is your art work, you don't have to try very hard :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Flattery will get you nowhere
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# If you don't try you will never know
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# *tries*
*fails*
*goes back to SCIENCE*
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Plus it is true, I just love them
The pictures that is, I have no idea what Ms Morbo looks like
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# :D well i'm on hols at the mo
so if ever wanna make a request
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# this is strange
i think i like it, but i don't know why.
oh well, i'm off.
'bye all.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
# cheery bye!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# come back :(
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
Bye! :D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# nice, I like that
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# The camera adds 10lbs, you know ;)
Really like you drawings. Great work.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# any way it'll let you fiddle with the brightness/contrast?
it should also allow you to select portions of the image to edit.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Lovely..
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# This is great :]
I don't reply often because I never really have anything interesting to say to these (no idea why that stops me) but I do like your drawingses :D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# thank you sir kindly
:)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# scan at 300 dpi
then mess with levels rather than standard brightness/contrast.
(At this stage, don't be put off by any imperfections you see at this level of detail)

Then resize your image.(But keep a full size copy)

This could help quite a bit.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# i'll give it a shot
i'm already scanning at 300 and resizing, but i'll see what difference the levels make

thanks :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# you are making magic lately...
...great stories developing.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Say hello..to my little orange friend....spoken with a dodgy french accent
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
# He's got that "someone made stool" look
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
# above
Shhhhhh!!!! he's taking everything in
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Clever chimp bird.
He's a clever one
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] My first compo entry :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Threadrush
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
#
sorry, back to work now.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
# You can get a cream for that
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
# b3tasil?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
# yep
Only ladies can use the tablets
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# pessaries
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
#
My Dad used to take b3tablockers for his blood pressure.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I gets me V3ntalin on the national 'ealth
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# You bad person, pffft!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# makes me laugh every time
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Would it somehow involve
Kevin Costner becoming a reluctant hero when all he wanted was to be left alone? As explained over, say, 3 long and incredibly tedious hours?
Like 99% of all his other films?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# nicely done fella :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Am I boring you with these yet? I'm enjoying myself anyway...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I like this so far...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# evil puppets!
i fucking knew it!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Funnyman, the little Funnyman,
He's cheeky and he's cru-el....
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I think I'm onto a winner here!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# pffffft.... how silly
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# haha!
how delightfully daft!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
#
I thank you!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahha!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You big silly
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
# pfff
silly person!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
I fart in your general direction......
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
# your mother was a hamster
and your father smelt of elderberries!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# How much?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# 38DD
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# keep out of my underwear!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *removes hand*
sorry.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# That deserves a paddling
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
I've been banned from going to poundland by repeatedly asking the shop assistants in there how much everything is... (!)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# haha
I like
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] prob been done
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# It's Niiiice
I like sex
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Burn - Check
Rot - Check


crotchwoo!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Bruno
watched it... just two hours of gay prawn...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
# but you watched it all the way through, just to make sure though, yeah?
:P
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
# yep.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Venn Pedant
Photobucket
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# wow, way to completely both understand and misunderstand my graph.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# No worries
I'm not a serious Venn Pedant, otherwise your last sentence would have given me a stroke.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I just dont get it....
so-called serious people absolutely love it and call it groundbreaking

Is he really doing anything Beadle wasn't doing twenty years ago?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# ^this^
Although he's got about 10% more "see me point at racists and homophobes and make them angry" for, er, a so far unknown purpose.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I'm all for that
and I've got to admire his balls BUT he does do a combo of staged stuff and real stuff, and it's never entirely clear which is which, which, in my mind, is a bit deceptive and makes him not quite as 'edgy' as he would like to be viewed
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Buying a matching pair of gloves?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *guilty lol*
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I knew there'd be a small hand joke in there somewhere.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# zing!
nice one
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Q&D in more ways than one
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
She looks happy with them anyway :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# mr. whippy
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Huuuuuurrrrrrppp
woo, even though I could retch...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Good lord, look at her lovely teefs....
:D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# they could give you
a blow job and a circumcision at the same time
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# pardon
but that's immoral and i won't have it!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
# IMMORAL? WHY, HOW DARE YOU!
my reputation is impeccable!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# i see you have your own chamber now
well done, lady :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# yes
my lovely sex dungeon.
it shall have studded red leather, shackles, manacles, a rack, an insert-o-matic, dribbly candles, a gimp mask hanger and a funbox
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
# sounds like a relaxing, homely place to spend an afternoon...
are you taking bookings?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# yes
but i need at least 2 weeks' notice if you want the insert-o-mat treatment. unless we have a thunderstorm, of course. then i can use the lightning to power it.
every dominatrix is at least 20% evil genius ;)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# o_O
*checks diary*
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# sounds romantic :)
....off to work now. ttfn
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# 'bye!
i'll keep a rack reserved for you ;)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ....I hate to say it, but she sure looks like she belongs in an episode of Wallace and Gromit...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
# how much fun would that be
to live in an Aardman world!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# groo!
.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Footballers today tisk!


The court had previously heard how Mr Gerrard "totally lost it" and hit Mr McGee "with the style and speed of a boxer" after a row about control of a CD player.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# dey do doe don't dey doe
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# pff
it happened in southport, where they deny the existence of liverpool
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
#
I love the the way he is claiming self defence but in the CCTV you clearly see his mate elbow the guy in the face to start the thing.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# it's a load of bollocks
he's only sueing the famous bloke. if it was a nobody that hit him, it wouldn't have made it to court.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
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tru dat.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hahah :D
looks like he's enjoying that :) nice glove :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# what the hell is a foot ball
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# It's a medical condition which means
you have to buy special pance


(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

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