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#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# pffft
fact
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# he should ask his mum or something
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# *turns it off and on again*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# YOU FUCKERS WOKE ME UP
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# That's because it's Time.

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Spoon time?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Yes.

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# no it is really time for bed
i should not have logged on that has kept me up when i should sleep goodnight everybody
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Goodnight gronkpaaaaaaan

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# We'll count sheep for you, to help you drift off.
(Note : this is not an oblique anti-australian slur)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Pffft!
Too close for comfort :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# He needs a box full of velcro and a cabbage patch kid
shove that in the CPU and it will be fine
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# sometimes they dry out
i's best to take the side off once in a while and throw a glass of water in there.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Silly microbiotics
MAKE MORE MOISTURES!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# oh, this is so true
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Why isn't he doing some online game?

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I wonder how long I could sit in front of the google search homepage
and not search anything.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Well
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ON MY SCREEN?!
INTERWITCHERY!? WEBZARDRY!?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Thirteen minutes, and 23 seconds.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I hope your not fucking with my mind,
I see the number 23 everywhere.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# of course you do.
our group is most diligent.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# "of course you do our group is"
has 23 letters in it!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I am so glad you noticed this
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# YOUR SIG HAS 23 CHARACTERS IN IT!
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# MY SIG HAS 32 CHARACTERS
BACKWARDS IS 23! ARRRGHHHHHHHHH!!1!1!11!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# why are you doing this to me?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)
# but I am doing nothing, my man.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# he was playing a game, but had the alt+tab to check to see if google was working
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# It is fine sir
You do have some odd porn on your hard drive though
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Has he tried switching it off and then on again?
/roy
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# COMPUTERS, SERIOUS BUSINESS.
&
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# TEA!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# damn right
I'm off for a cuppa
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Needs more 'cookies'
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I have no cookies, human
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# negative, i'm a meat popsicle
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
# yes.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# So true :)
Could be a RTFM error
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# really?
I'd try and explain, but you can never explain a joke...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] The popular well known sport of...


a kitten disguised as an elephant.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Looks like we have a gold medalist a kitten disguised as an elephant player here! :)
Woo!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# vvvvvvvvvvvv
hhhhh
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# yay!!!
the duke lives
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# awwwwww
bless. i'd never guess past his trickery!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# he's got a whelk on his nose!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# The fiend might have a stash of glue in there
Look at it's insane eyes
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# HA!

That's not a sport. Checkers is a sport. And fishing.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Aaaah! That's what YOU think.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Iz roasting peas a sport?
from teh ghey shift yesterdayz

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha,
loon.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# It is a sport. it should be in the olypics

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# why did you guys all do a fuck that was really ugly
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
#

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# NEVER FORGET WHERE YOU CAME FROM
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# hahahaha
that's the best worst thing I've ever seen
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Oh, got to go
Rotating Wobbly Hat is cooking dinner.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# also i applaud your safe use of a tractor
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Dood pissd out blod!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# as long as entropy causes the eventual heat death of the universe then vvvvvvvvvcook all the life
i hope you whores get useful
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# heat death of the universe is when it goes cold,
not when it goes hot.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# i don't see where this becomes an issue
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# well not for a while yet, anyway
we'll all be made of gravity by then in any case.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# gravity will be our shit as we progress through the singularity
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# singuhilarity, more like
lols
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# i am trying to have a serious scientific converstation here
i mean if you're going to pretend that science is a joke and 9/11 then i don't know how to help you
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I've seen the end of the Universe,
and it goes "wah wah wahhhhh"
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# i mean fuck
you talk about cooking the universe and then that freezer burns don't count

WORSE THAN HITLER
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# must be something to do with chemtrails
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# do you think the universe is ready for rebirth
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# 2012, man, 2012,
the Mayans said so so it must be true, even though they didn't actually.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
#
kitten side-kick!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# :(

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# STATE OF THE ART COMPUTER SPECIAL EFFECTS!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Such a nice night...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# micefeet!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)
# mister horrible there is a certain amount of blood on your hands here
where did this micefeet hatred diatribe begin?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# i like fluffy's way of thinking
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# *squishes*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# 0_0
hello, you
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# hello :)
A lack of people to talk to tonight :(
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# i've noticed
my mate has just gone home, after spending 3 hours throwing elderberries at me and telling me that, in a life-or-death situation, i can eat him to survive if he dies first.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Elderberries should be made into wine and not thrown at each other
I finished work at 1:15, I am now off till tuesday. Strangely I am not naked yet
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# why not?
i'm not naked, either. this is mainly due to the fact that i've got all the blinds open and people can see in.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# if they want to look, let them look
I got an eye full from the milf nextdoor to were I am working, she was kneeling on the floor painting the backdoor and bent over with an open top :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# yeah, but
i'm surrounded by pissheads, smackheads and freaks. i don't really want them getting a look at my funbags
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I am surrounded by idiots
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# i know the feeling
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# like the twat next door, whos alarm went off and then stayed on for over an hour, while I was trying to sleep
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
# i have twats here, too
the fucker next door lets his teenage nephew bring all his mates into the garden to get pissed and fight
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# There were some slappers last night singing shite songs in their garden
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# summer sucks sometimes
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
#
I'll be here most of the evening. I may even crank out a couple more Fluffy pics if you all approve
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# more please, they are nice :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# *approves*
These are really good :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hmm, what sport next???
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# some thing with spoons
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I see Fluffy as a tennis player :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# fluffy is nice
more, please.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Oh we certainly do!
My arms want to fall off after my week at work, but your stuff *glees* my tired brain :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Next fluffy sketch is done, moving it into illustrator...
...to ink it next. Then a quick colour job and you'll have it (and yes, it has a spoon).
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Oh god

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# He Is SkAtInG oN jEsUs
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# On motherfucking frozen water

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# It needs more spoons
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Well, what doesn't?

Except maybe spoons.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# fuck god no, even spoons need more spoons
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# i need more spoons
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# We all need spoons
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# The next one wil have a spoon
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# OH SHIT
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# MAH SPOON IS TOO BIG
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha
That's fantastic
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# cd came today
Thanks mate :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Cadmium?

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# No worries, thanks for the wheels :)
Off up there again tomorrow, with a journalist
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Have fun!
I wanna go to the cat place! :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# We got rained out last Sunday
and spent most of the afternoon sheltering, but the good news is Terry's getting in more male Snow Leopards for breeding with some of his females; and given his superb breeding record these magnificent animals, it looks like there will be many more cubs in the future :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# nah you don't , bugger all there except cats
and geese and a few horses, boring.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# so dull i only got a few snaps on sunday
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# These are good, mate
thanks for the disk, i'll burn something for you now :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# some not too bad
like i said i only wish they were a bit crisper, so hard to focus using that silly screen, also think terry should get wider gauge mesh so you can fit the whole camera through, bugger health and safety.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Cunt! ;)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# thanks for that
i have elephant and lemur jealousy
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Take that man's word^
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# hence the long face
seen one horse and amur leopard you've seen 'em all.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I found two slugs in my kitchen last night
the piss-taking bastards
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# hahahahaha!
were they eating crisps
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Hahaha! Curious :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Yes!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Ha-ha
*click*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Do you design the birthday cards for Clintons?
eh, eh, EH?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Nope, do they have similar?
I usually get my B-Day cards from Birthdays.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# same company :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# They need more spoon cards
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Global warming is a lie!
The sea level is rising because Jesus is crying.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I like that.
I have told my wife that I like that, to which she replied 'Mice skating, that's quite good'.

In light of this I feel that I might click the link with the anchor text 'I like this!'.

I'll ask Jim.

"What does that mean then?" she asks.

Fuck it, I'll click it to show her.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# It's like watching cricket at your house isn't it.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# :)
Only good when accompanied by lots of beer?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# debatable
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# What?
Fucking brilliant?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Let's make a trip...

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# what's it staring at?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# oh, it animates
well done
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha
in the future this will be the standard response to everything

"darling, i'm pregnant!"
"oh, it animates."
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)
# "Butter"
"oh, it animates."
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
# "This beer tastes like gnat's piss!"
"oh, it animates."
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)
# "I'm afraid I must inform you your mother is dead"
"oh, it animates."
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# "I believe you're sitting in it now."
"oh, it animates."
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# "Nicely drawn and posted on B3ta"
"oh, it animates."

Wait ...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# "There's a whale in the thames"
"oh, it animates"
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)
# "mr. jones, i'm afraid it's testicular cancer"
"oh, it animates"
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
# "Daddy! I dwew you a pictoor on da wall!"
"Oh, it animates."
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# This is quite sweet.
Good noob.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# thanks
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Haha! I don't know what it is.
But I like it :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Hooray!
A chance to pea this then?



Pull up a chair [ ]
Shop a kitten [x]
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Wooo, great ! Ouppsss.....

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hahaha! Braw!
:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
Woo
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)
# you're my friend now !

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# slimy pea
FRIENDZ LOL
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# gleeeeee
:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
# welcome to kittin
pull up a potato, shop a b3tan

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Nice name new person
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I like this!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
# good noob
*pats inappropriately*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)
# that upward hand motion in the crotch area qualifies that pat as a grope
also known in swedish as : dinglberiskweezn
/ikea blog
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# he's lucky
that sort of thing costs good money in my sex dungeon
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# very pythonesque
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# £10 on mega pigeon.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# £2 outside bet on the snake in the tree to come over and eat the lot of them.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# ditto but on the fish sucking it's way up a rope
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# That's one futha-muffing tough fish right there.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# haddock-en
/coat
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
# -20 points.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# $5 says there'll be some guy whacking off in the background
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# The guy in the orange shorts has such a big cock that the topless guy in the smashing turn up jeans is giving him a handjob were it's peaking out.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
#
Cannot unsee
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Go! Fish! Go!
batter those other players
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# -5 points.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# That's it,
now FINish him!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# this makes no sense
in a good way
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha
ketpidge verses familypets
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Sympathy reply #2
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Seriously... is everybody dead?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# it's Friday night,
everyone must have gone to the pub.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I wish.
I've got the weekend to clean the flat. I know a guy here who lost half his deposit because there was a smudge of grease on the inside of the light fitting in his over when he moved out. It's completely ridiculous here for that sort of thing.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Sounds like you have no chance of getting it back. Smash all the windows, set it on fire and just call it even.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Don't start me on the windows...
They have to be spotless, which is fair enough normally, but the frames are ancient and rotten and they're also going to tear them out just after I leave.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)
# ooh that's Innsbruck!
Note the graveyard at the bottom of the ski jump
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# They just bury them where they land eh?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Actually, this is extremely well done :)
Kitty's going to be a tumbling ball of snow, fur and skis in a few seconds though ..
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] O Noes! Careful, No-Hands!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Sympathy reply right here.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha
he's really concentrating
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely bindun?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
# this reminds me of the first time I heard what came to be known as "the crazy frog".
It was a website called "The Insanity Test" and said "If you laugh at this, you are mad." And then there was a picture of an F1 car very similar to that one, and the Crazy Frog soundtrack playing in the background (although it wasn't called that back then, it was just a guy doing an impression of a moped.)

Only problem was, I was in hysterics even before the sound had loaded.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# yeah those cars are pretty hilarious
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# One time I was going past a music shop,
and in the window was a carrying case with a trumpet in it. God I laughed so much. I think you really had to be there, it was a very funny trumpet. Just as well it hadn't been a trombone, it might have killed me.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# haha i know man i laughed most of my internal organs out when i saw this chair once
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
# or this
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)
#
Cake
no, really now
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)
# CAKEFAIL.


CAKEFAIL RESOLVED.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)
# it wasn't very nice.
we only got it because we thought it was funny.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
# You've linked to the door picture twice.
Also, why was there a tiger on the front?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)
# You do know that you that you have put the same link from the open fail on the cake one
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)
# :(
Ctrl+C fail
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I get that all the time
It annoys me, more so if you have closed the page you copied the link from
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# 404 now
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# fucking hell
try now
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Working now
Those cakes are rarely nice
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# yeah
that was the time we got loads of cheap crisps from LiDL and went mental on MSG.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Good old Tiddles
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Feline attraction !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Purrari?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Go Kitty Go!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# it is ok kitty, you will land on your feetz :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# :( oh dear
that is worrying.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
# It is
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Lette Kathy alone !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Grand slam dunkin' !
Put some buttered toats on kitty's back . . . all will be well . . .
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
# CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
# \o/
I like this one very much :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Hang in there!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Hiiiiii yah!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I AM THE CHAMPION OF THE NINJAS.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
# the champignon of the ninjas?
is there mushrom for improvement?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
# He only need to stamp on his tail
and he's got him!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# This ^
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Watch out for the sneaky tail chop !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Outch..!

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Watch out for the meece !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I ain't gonna wear no trousers man!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# oh god arr
I will be mostly naked this weekend, as I have the place to myself
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# OH MY GOD I CAN SEE A DANGLYBOBBLER!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# A WHAT??? :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# that's right!
a what?!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I'm glad we got this settled before the weekend :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# me too
I wouldn't be able to eat my processed animals without feeling guilty otherwise
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# YEAH!...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# happytoast when is it not willy out time for you
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Christmas dinner
I'm not a pervert you know
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I read that as "christmas pervert"
which momentarily confused me.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# He sees you when you're sleeping
he knows when you're awake.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# He knows when you've been bad or good
He'll fuck you with a rake.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Oi, put it away!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# indeed, he probably doesn't know where it's been
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# SEXYTEIM
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Purple durple !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Oh if you insist!!!
(as if I need the excuse)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# \o/
HURRAH!

EDIT: Go on, post the other vaseline one. With the watermelon, I think?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# ha ha no I'll resist
you can have TOO much marrow/squashy funtimes you know!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Perhaps, perhaps :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# someone axed for .... watermelon ??
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
# HAHAHA! JESUS SPLUTTERING FUCK!
:D

I think I'm glad I scrolled down now. I think.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# hahahah
:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# oh dear
*bleaches eyes*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# ...but?
Pumpkin juice doesn't stain? and if you've got it in your eyes then you're doing it wrong ;)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Or doing it too hard?
*splish, splash*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# ha ha too enthusiastic :D
Rightio, good peeps, it's offski-o-clock! Time for beer and fornication*


*or two pints of mild followed by frantic sobbing-in-wardrobe self abuse
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# ooooohhh, seeds under the hood and up the pipe :S
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Well, that's my weekend sorted
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Hahahah!!!!
Okay.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Punkin' Pie !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Woohoo!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Awarded the P3l3
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I'm fuckin' there, man. I'm fuckin' there..
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Sqamoosh
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# You are Valin AICMFP
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Precompelled at that !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# woaaahhhhhh
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Breeding time on Tralfamadore !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Chronosynclastic infundibulous
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Unstuck in time again !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# so it goes
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Pootooweet . . .
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I'm sure I once saw some ceiling panels with a similar pattern,
but I might have just seen some similar patterns and thought they'd make good ceiling panels.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Perhaps the back of your eyelids . . . ?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# YES!...
...ALIEN SEX MACHINE!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Stick it in !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# no way man...
...i ain't Captain Kirk.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Log on . . . Log off !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Far out!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# From whence it came !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# pulsating holes !
stir that corn starch, stir it
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Funny shirt site!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# now my shirt
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# a guy on another forum made it
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# try posting a link on the links board
this one is for nice pictures you drew yourself

Also, they're all really quite shit T-Shirt designs
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Not as shit as yours
I saw your "LOL I AM AN INTERNETS" t-shirt
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I've never seen it,
but at least one of those ones is just OMG racism.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
#

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Redsushi?
EDIT: Its a good likeness

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# cirtainly puts my effort to shame

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Hahahaha! I love it :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
King Redsushi of Begonia
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# that or armando iannucci
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
# That sounds like a good T-shirt design
*patents*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# -_-

*edit*...ALL THOSE SHIRTS SUCK!!!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# ^
this
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Hmmm, Links is that way, Sunshine >>>
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# boobs heading south and a big flat black cock
with hipster bible
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Subtle and sexy :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# this image confuses me
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# You are thinking 'would' then 'wouldn't'
use a pillow or do it doggy style
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# first one, then the other
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I would say, sod it and shag her
Chances are you will probably be ramming down the her wall as well
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# ramming down the her wall
I'm not familiar with this expression

:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# I just came up with it :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Fair's fair though,
It wouldn't be entirely honest to suggest you started from a non-confused state.

;-)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I'm always confused, me.
of that I'm certain.

maybe.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# wuh?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Well put.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Sorry, I already have a shirt.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
#

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# This is your keyboard cat on speed
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Techno!
Techno! Techno!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
# I don't like this
:(
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# shirt you, man, SHIRT YOU!
I DON'T LIKE THE FIT!

IT'S TOO BROWN

GAME OVER MAN!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I call this spam!
AS you have linked to it last month too.

I wouldn't mind but they are poo.... :(
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Dining Room Furniture
boutiqueping for possessions online enables a consumer to the same class with items at a click of a mouse. No more driving here to there for evaluate comparisons. With online peach onping, consumers get approximately note the lowest assay by a simples search of the item. Furniture corner cabinets. Furniture storage liverpool. And lastly, online possessions retailers contain refund policies. If a consumer doesn't like a output they can send it go, customarily with no questions asked. snitch onping online has befit safer and easier past the years. It's close at hand and competitive. So, bail someone out gas, blow the whistle on buy online!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
#
Ohh can i get this ^^^ on a tshirt
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I once saw a shirt that had "I piss excellence" writed on it.
I am going to get that at some point.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Rollerkitty.....Bindun?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Not like that
Madness = woo!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Ride on track !
Whooooooooooosh . . .
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# EXTREME
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Hi guys...
Be careful this week-end...

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# That's some sexy shit
Wilkommen auf B3ta, Grab a kitten
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# WE HOPE IT'S CHiPS IT'S CHiPS...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you happy to............."
.......forget it.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Alligator clip . . .
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# hahaha :D
Daft sod :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
#
D:
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Haha
But the second frame should be 'daft aipath' instead of 'daft bastard'
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ok
Changing it now. Ta.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# The told me to go to rhubarb . . . I said shed shed shed . . .
♫
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I'm yer bluddy faither!
Ye pillock
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# SCIENCE!...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
#

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Ah science
Where would we be with out it, probably dead
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# we're all headed that way anyway...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Holy mother of inflammation !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# and they come with hair!
thats put me off eggs
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# so the thought of dead chicken embryos had no effect on you?...
...oh well... to each his own.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# they have cold eyes do chickens
coollld eyeeesss so no it doesnt bother me
they normally dont come out hairy either ;)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Beggy hatchin' . . . shell be crackin' !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# just say 'no'...
...to fertilization.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I say no to prefertilization . . .
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# makes about as much sense as this
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# huh?...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Nice shell suit.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# PSIENCE ! yay
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# The creature is fuelled by rage..
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# wow
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Batman's face makes this
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Superman has just wanked off by the look of it
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# He's always smug, that one..
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Most of them are smug
They need to send in The Boys to sort them out
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# or Marshall Law. He's a no-shit-taking hero-stomper. Kinky, with it..
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# he looks overly gay for the job
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Goes with the territory, I guess, but you're right - he does look like a massive bender..
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Most of them have some kind of underlying homosexual tones
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Heroes; it's time to step out of the telephone box & dress with style in this season's must-have colours..
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# superman looks like Ronaldo
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# can't be, not enough grease on his face
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# He does, and now I hate him even more
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Google + "laughing batman" = result
8D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# *holds down BLD before he scarpers again*
How are you mate?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Okay
Work is tedious, dealing with the anti-viral vouchers I have to get out to all the surgeries. How are you?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Do we all get special b3ta anti-viral vouchers, in which we just print the pills off, so we don't don't have to go outside
I am ok, will be having a long weekend of sleep :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Unfortunately no
You only get the antivirals if you're registered with a practice
run by panicking fuckwits who'll give them to anyone with a warm head

Me too. Got Monday off, pay day \o/
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I have Monday off as well
I get paid weekly, which is ace :)

No need to panic, a friend on mine has it and they have just felt shit for about 3 days with the worse of it.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I'm hoping I'll die
So the supply chain around here will run dry, and everyone will suffer ;)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# The patented 'Bixby Jiggle'
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# hahahaha
Also WTF? :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# they killed and skinned basil Brush
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# It is wonderful
crappytaxidermy.com/ it is like if b3tans did taxidermy
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Boom Boom
tishhhhhh :P
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# haha
have an unrelated pea
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# sideboob is nice
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I concur
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# well, they got mine

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I kissed a girl and I liked it
Can I has a squillion dollar record deal and make crap recordses now plz?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] bad pussy,
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Wicked!
:D

Also compo it
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] This is great
but no bugger will realise because you haven't put it in the compo.
Click edit, go to the drop-down menu and select the compo. Save changes. Like this.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# The world will never know your genius.
Eheu, fugaces. O tempora, o mores.
Let all who pass this place reflect,
He did a win, to no effect.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# YOU BROKE MY FUCKING HEART
WE COULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# lolz
at the flappy tongue
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

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