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Have fun !

(A fox in the box, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:34, archived)

That sounds like fun

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:39, archived)

YAY!

Mouse mousse for everyone.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:57, archived)

Aww!

Poor little meeces!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:11, archived)

Huhu haha !!!!!

no... NO... NOOOOO !
No pity for meeces !!!

(A fox in the box, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)

You're clearly a horrible, sick individual with a warped sense of humour.

You're fitting right in ;)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:33, archived)

hehehe

it works

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:52, archived)

Yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:58, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:19, archived)

i'm wasted, gnight

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elbow, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:21, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:24, archived)

That is just so good...............

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:26, archived)

*spangs

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:36, archived)

a boing

a boing boing

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OneOfSome, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:27, archived)

If I told you this, would you believe me? Try doing so, because it is the truth.

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gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:28, archived)

Not sure, but I'm off down the pub!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:31, archived)

i'll give you ten extra brownie points

if you make the hanging sign a surreptitious goatse

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)

Maybe you are even rooting for the pseudo Mafia. But not me.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:38, archived)

IF YOU TOLERATE THIS, THEN YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE NEXT

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:35, archived)

WILL BE NEXT WILL BE NEXT WILL BE NEXT

AAAAAaaahhhhhaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhhh AaaaaaAAhhhhh! AaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaahhhh aaaaAAAAaaaaah AAaaaAAh Aaah AaaAAAaaaahhhhhh!

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

BOING BOING BOING BOING

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:34, archived)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

:-)

That is all.

(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.

Malkovich Malkovich?

(geet Oh the hilarity, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

Yay for the boingers......

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

BOING!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:49, archived)

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elbow, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:11, archived)

That's a lot of air.

Unlikely to ever get more than that unless you moved to a new larger planet.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:13, archived)

no air like earth air

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elbow, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:25, archived)

Go Comrade!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:20, archived)

Dude 1: Check my hat, dude.
Dude 2: Who do u think u are, Dappy?
Dude 1: Well, yes. To be honest. It's a Dappy Hat.

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elbow, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:36, archived)

You spin me right round, Kitty, right round like a record...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:36, archived)

zomg. this house is infected with hippies

edit: for the technically minded, it's a potatoshop plugin
that corrects for barrel distortion when using wide angle
lenses

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OneOfSome, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:13, archived)

Hey, man. Lose the square vibe and drop out.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:24, archived)

ace stuff

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:27, archived)

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:33, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:42, archived)

yeah.. page curl is the awesome-o-est filta. where did it go ?

i also like the lens flare. it is sadly overlooked in
today's internets

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OneOfSome, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:19, archived)

www.associatedcontent.com/article/51309/the_mafia_may_be_using_the_sims_online.html?cat=19

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gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:49, archived)

I'm gonna make him an avatar he can't refuse

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:49, archived)

If I told you this, would you believe me? Try doing so, because it is the truth.

I have blown quite a few people away with this story (pun intended.) Also, this is not a fiction story, and finally, I am an ocasionally investigative journalist who has won a few awards. You have probably never heard of me.

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gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:52, archived)

If I told you this, would you believe me? Try doing so, because it is the truth.

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gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:52, archived)

THE SIMS ONLINE HOSTS THE MAFIA

If I told you this, would you believe me? Try doing so, because it is the truth. And also, in this strange and perverse world, young people are busy killing each other at an alarming rate. Do we really need something like a pseudo Mafia causing the same sorts of problems? Gangsterism, in other words, on the beloved video games of our children?

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gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:50, archived)

WUT? ... LOL!!!

The words fail. And there are a metric-shitload
of words that fail in there. My fuck she's stupid.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:57, archived)

To green up on The Sims Online at all, or to keep your simulated character alive and kicking, it forces you to do interactions that are rather similar to bestiality (wrestle with your dog, but you should see what it looks like if you really see it) and that is bad enough, but rather bearable.

Sigmund Freud would have told us that such behavior is relatively normal, that having an orgy session involving heavy petting with your own puppy where it loves you and licks your face and you are all over each other is fun. Also, there is sexy dancing, heavy kissing and hugging, and so forth, which works for most people - including twelve year old kids.

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gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:59, archived)

is Maxis a Mafia held game company? Look at the names. Maxis, Mafia.

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gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:00, archived)

Well, I can not play it myself anymore.

I quit the game solely because of the extremely heavy Mafia presence
that was starting to visit my house and breathe hotly down my neck.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:05, archived)

We had chat rooms going, and Eminem (might be the real one from rap music, somebody on the game claimed it actually is the rapper dude, who knows) was there, helping to build a SimBall stadium.

So people could play SimBall on the game. Some guy called Eminem, and he wanted to build us a ball stadium. What if the pseudo Mafia decides to trash that, too? Em there might have been trying to do something real and good for a change. Dunno.

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gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:12, archived)

You might turn around and suddenly find ...

... you have a genuine Neo Mafiosi for a teenage daughter or son, in
your Real Life. I know that now. You might think I am crazy, but I am not.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:17, archived)

balderdash and poppycrock

all the real criminals hang out in second life, recruiting
children into the ganglands .. 100% fact

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OneOfSome, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:26, archived)

Arg!

We are discivered! Flee!

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

it's the Maxis of Meevil

catnipppp is the don aicmfp

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OneOfSome, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:22, archived)

only one way to rid them...

death metal.

(ev1lpoptart is known to contain at least 24 carcinogens, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:14, archived)

Well I can't just let you say that.

Even though I'm about to log off and go watch Pee-Wee's Playhouse or Planet Terror or something, I need to put this on record:
Hippies love death metal, just start them off with "Vovin" (Therion).
Therion, Kovenant, Tristania and such all appeal to the bohemian aesthetic, really.

\m/

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:26, archived)

fuuuuuck

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:14, archived)

This post brought to you by

bordem, insomnia, withdrawal and panic.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)

awwwwwwwwww

THEY'RE IN LOVE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:39, archived)

Thats just how they shake hands

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:48, archived)

why did you panic

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gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)

Coz my funemployment came to an abrupt end today.

I got a really good job and I've been telling everyone how chuffed I am etc but in reality im shitting myself. I start monday and I'm kacking it, what if i fuck it up, what if people sus out I dont know what im doing. SHIIIIT!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)

If you don't know what you're doing

and they employed you, then THEY don't know what they're doing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:54, archived)

A PERFECT PLACEMENT

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gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:06, archived)

NOT EXACTLY.

I DID NOT SEE ANY MENTION OF SNAXES. ALL MODERN BUSINESS IS
PREDICATED BY THE USE OF LARGE NUMBERS OF LEGLESS REPTILES.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:09, archived)

JUST LINE UP WITH THE OTHERS

www.oldmans.hu/_newsletter/2008/07_julius_1/Z001kicsi/500alt4043.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:20, archived)

hmmm

1) pink side down
2) repeat until brown on both sides

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:55, archived)

Whatever your job is just follow these tips.

1) Nod and agree to anything
2) If they get confused by you saying yes, just throw no in a couple of times and return to 1
3) If something goes wrong blame it on the black guy, or if your in an all white office, blame the female co-worker. If neither then just say the computer broke.
These are my tips to keeping a job that you have absolutly no idea about.

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:02, archived)

Phew!

Thank fuck for that. Theres a black lesbian woman who works there. My problems are over.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:05, archived)

Sounds like you struck gold with that one

Also if you see people running around franticly on fire then you're doing something wrong... especially if you are a plumber. Learn from my mistakes.

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:09, archived)

you hit the scapegoat jackpot with that one

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Shiksa, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:29, archived)

I always blame the person who most recently left the company

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:07, archived)

Congrats on the job

Nobody knows what they're doing when they first start a job. You'll get it figured out. And remember, if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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Shiksa, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:20, archived)

perhaps if say you have swine flu

you can keep your job without going in for until
edit:
plan 2 (revised) : use a time machine by taking them back to see Napoleon Bonaparte (Terry Camilleri) preparing for battle.
Return to the present and leave the two with the time machine; after you leave, they discover that Napoleon was dragged with them back to the present, to pass their history exam,
they will go back in time and kidnap other historical figures and have them explain what they think of the San Dimas of the present. Bill and Ted will leave Napoleon with Ted's younger brother
Deacon while they travel back to the past.
and your job will be secure.

plan 3 : quietly move through the building, killing terrorists that you encounter, and learn more of their motives while acquiring a two-way radio, C4 explosives and detonators off the body of one terrorist you kill.
Use the radio to attract the attention of LAPD Sergeant Al Powell and use a terrorist corpse dropped onto his patrol car to convince him that something is amiss.
Use the pseudonym "Roy Rogers" to avoid revealing your identity to the terrorists while explaining the situation to Powell as the police and SWAT team arrive.
Minimize the damage by sending some C4 explosive down the elevator shaft to wipe out the terrorists firing on the SWAT team.
Refuse to reveal yourself when Gruber threatens and proceeds to kill Harry Ellis, one of Holly's coworkers who will try to negotiate a deal for his release by selling out your identity to Gruber.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation will arrive, and order power to the Plaza shut down.
When the emergency lighting turns on, Gruber will reveal this was his plan all along as the final electromagnetic lock on the vault is disengaged, and Theo begins to collect the bonds.
Stop him from getting away!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:21, archived)

But then I run the risk of being killed by

Evil Robot P3l3's and I'll have to traverse the afterlife roping mythical figures into taking me to mars to find the smartest creature in the universe to build good robot p3l3's and.....

...fuck this, that sounds ace, lets do it!

DIET: (and ive always wanted to meet Genghis Khan too)

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:42, archived)

arg you replied before

scenario 2 (or plan 3)
well I hope it works out for you better than my Hulk Chole Smith did for me.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:47, archived)

Plan 3

sounds pretty good. One question though, who's holly?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:54, archived)

the black lesbian from accounts

edit : in the interests of ballance i have made a gordon brown
www.b3tards.com/u/9897cb87f61e8816c182/sexy_gordon_action_brown.jpg

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:06, archived)

relax

you wont be expected to do any real work for at least a week - you'll suss it out by then.

(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:23, archived)

If it's a good job everyone you work with will want you to succeed.

So if you don't know something, ask.
I love new workers who ask questions, I tell them every secret that I can (where the pies are hidden and that sort of thing).

I was just marveling today at the fact that everyone at two of my jobs always make everyone else's life easier.
Now the third job ... Must. Go. Away.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:35, archived)

THIS IS A BALL SPORT

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)

well break my tight hole!

THATS COOL

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:49, archived)

I'm guessing you haven't checked the image challenge popular page

b3ta.com/board/9600847

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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)

This is a pea

It may look like kittens playing basketball but its not. Its a pea.

While im using the jedi mind trick, buy a new shit hot PC. Theyre well ace.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)

Bah its not that good

and a bit on the pricy side, mine is almost as good and cost me only a nice £500 to build.

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:31, archived)

Actually our target demographic is people who

dont know what they're doing so you cant have one. Sorry.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:04, archived)

I build my own PCs

It's cheaper and they kick arse.

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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)

harry catter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)

ure a wizzard now arry

super stuff

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)

That reminds me, I can pea this:

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)

crouching kitten, hidden stool

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

HAI!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)

karate kat part 3

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elbow, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)

HAI!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)

HELLO FRIENDS

I HAVE A FANTASTIC HANGOVER

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gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:28, archived)

LIVERWURST.

I VOLUNTEERED TO WORK ON A SATURDAY SO HERE I AM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

I don't think i'll get out of bed today.

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gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)

what was the occasion?

besides the sun going down, of course

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)

A mate flew up from melbourne

we started at midday and now i want to die

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gronkpan, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)

Start (continue) drinking.

But watery drinks with minimal sugar content.
Add salty carbos after second drink.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)

HOW MUCH ALCOHOL PER VOLUME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)

Depends on your ability to stand up.

If you fall down, it was too much. That aside,
keep from pushing above 15% (after mix).
Warm drinks are particularly effective. Tea
and Rum, or a mulled wine with fruit juice.
Just don't let the total sugar amount get too
high too quickly. Or brain will pound again.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)

Silly witchcat doesn't know how to play golf

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)

Magic!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)

well, her face is the wrong shape

*strops*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

By-elections are my favourite

All of the mentals come out.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)

i saw you before

you had a cat head

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)

thats usually the way I roll

:/ hmm cat head, not that i'm alarmed but... what was I doing to the cat head?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)

you had it on your shoulders

lying pissed in ghostie's garden ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)

ahh I think I clicked on it

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)

i hope to be in much the same state next year

minus the cat head, of course

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)

for this you will need :

100cl gin
1 lime
1 bottle of tonic
1 pickle jar
a sharp knife (not to sharp)
about 3-4 hours

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)

i tend to stick to aussie white

it's one of the few things i can drink without having to rely on stomach-bloating fizzy mixers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:38, archived)

you can use apple juice as a mixer for gin

or orange juice

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)

can't drink gin

drank a litre of it one sunday night, didn't wake up till tuesday. it makes me ill now

EDIT: i really am feeling properly sick now, so i'm off to bed. g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)

well living without gin

probably not so bad I drink gallons of the stuff and even i think it tastes like nail polish.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)

mix it with vodka, tequila, bacardi, cointreau, lime and coke

I've never drunk more than two of those at a time though

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)

Such a chizzled chin you have my dear . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)

I'll take your Smith and raise you a Mandy....

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:23, archived)

Big, green and lumpy - penicilin?

(xixax, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)

Did this a while ago..

Tenuous pearoast but it fits.

(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)

FORE!

*thwack*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

Hole in one, coming up!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

Clear through ---0---

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

horrendous

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)

Lessons In Bestiality

Lesson 1: Lifting The Tail

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)

"lifting the tail"

*adds to euphemism list*

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

you could go for the advanced course

Splitting Hares: The Correct Use Of Lube

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)

eww *giggles*

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)

everyone's lifted a little tail once or twice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)

that's pretty gay, innit

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

CHEESE IT YOU REBELS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

Wtf!!!!!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)

DISCLAIMER:

faces have been changed to protect /talk members
Lololol!@!

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)

Be sure to replace your duvets !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

duvets?

are you sure you don't mean divots? or are you including sexual abuse to your cat torture?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)

Now that you mention it . . . I might just be replacing parts for parts or nouns for nouns in some subliminal manner . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)

admit it

you are a cataholic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

Benign Feline Atramitine !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

cat fucker

there's nothing to be ashamed of, we all have our little kinks. come into my sex dungeon and we can talk about it...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)

Would you happen to have a cat o' nine tails ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)

actually, yes

i really have got one of those. it was a gift from a friend.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)

excellent use of a new thread

here is some of my old shite too

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

Compo it!

Cat cat putt putt

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)

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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

ROW ROW ROW

using Bloop's/Haku's catbase as substitute for Freebase

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

STROKE STROKE STROKE

Rough on the cameraman !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

Hahaha,

get yer backs into it!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)

Star Gear

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

CRANK MY CROTCH COGS CRAIGY BOY!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

CRANK ON !

GOES WITH www.b3ta.com/links/Heres_how_to_use_a_drum_machine

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

yay

super things

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

Still trying to figure out how which parts go to where from . . . you get it . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

I like Islamic art

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

I read that as Islamif art . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

Are we not muslifs?

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

Yes . . . we be muslifs !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

ROTATE LEFT

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

YES . . . that was/is the general principal !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

zomfg !

tiles it on the desktop

(

OneOfSome, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

Whoooooooa . . . eye popin' goodness !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

WHOAH!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

HAOHW !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

Oooh, Iike that,

even though it has turned my eyes inside out :)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

Cool . . . I must try that inside out thing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)

go gadget go!

(

elbow, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)

Rotation = Motivation

all the other parts found their own way Ö┐└Ä

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

That's very ... um ... yes ...

indeed

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

Simple . . .

A = B
A2 = AB
A2 - B2 = AB - B2
Factoring yields (A + B)(A - B) = B(A - B)
Dividing both sides by (A - B) yields (A + B) = B
Since A = B, substituting B for A yields B + B = B
Therefore 2B = B
Dividing both sides by B yields 2 = 1

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

ERROR: DIVIDE BY ZERO

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

SAVED BY . . .

F:":":zzy M;';';';'th . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

418: I'm a teapot

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)

Handleable . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

[(A+B)(A-B)]/[(A-B)(A+B)]=(AB/BAB)(BABABAAB), then the show tune strikes up and we all come out with peacock feathers in out hats.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

Pluckin' good idea !

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I-Tp2aGnNY

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

hahaha

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elbow, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)

Does it?

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

GEARED TO GEAR GEARS !

A stounding !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

gear gear gear gear!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

Vibrating colors vibrate.

Good vibrations!

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:20, archived)

Can't wait

(

Frogbeat, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

hahaha

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

halo reach?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

Hahaha,

a definite blockbuster.

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

lol big helmet

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

(gtfomh, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

he's got a shiny purple helmet

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

he's been polishing it

(gtfomh, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)

No. Tron should not be remade :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

^ This

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

they'd ruin it with good graphics

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

actually, just stop remaking things already, comma, period. Exclamation mark!

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

Ewwww period :(

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

Jane fucking Austen and all that.

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

Eww eww ewww!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Yada yada yada where's my bagel?

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

it's in the barn

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

this is eww ewww ewww

www.b3ta.com/questions/darkness/post489460

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

Hahahaha

Unlucky

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

what is it with the circumlocution on QOTW?

for those who can't be bothered to read it all, here's the summary.

"One time I was asleep and a spider went in my mouth and I bit its legs off, the end."

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

You forgot "Apologies for length"

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

Or did I?

yes

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

Or "length.... about 8inches, but I wasnt complaining LOLOLOL" etc...

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

pfft...

that line is SO glasscock!

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

Links is that way ----->

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

I don't do /talk

so how shall I mention them? Then it's all parts mentioned in one thread! HOUSE!

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

WE HAVE A WINNER!

Please read the FAQ to collect your prize

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

Hahahahahahhahahahhahha!

And to think I thought that would just link to the FAQs page. :) Yay me!

EDIT: By the way, did you find that link someone put on there for you? Animals dressed as food? Yesterday it was I think.

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

My work here is done

And with that
To Bed!

G'night the internet

Edit:No I didn't.
Hurry up and find it! I need to sleep!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

Ta ra!

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)

Everything's like a murder mystery on there.

"I went into the room. She was dead. Or was she? No."

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

Not a fan then?

This weeks question has had some good answers I thought, but yes, it is about the way you tell them...

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

I used to read it,

back in the day. I even answered a few. But now so many people think that they have to draw it out for as long as possible for it to be a proper story, but after trawling through what seems like half a chapter of a Tom Clancy novel, you finally reach the supposed climax, and it's "and then I fell over, and it was SOOOOOOO FUNNY"

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

I've posted a few,

the main one being we gave our american housemate pancreatitis due to over consumption of alcohol.

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/darkness/post490235

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

tis true

but you don't understand, it SOOOOOOOOO funny cos it happened to me? :D

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

I tend to only read the ones that pop up in my friends thingy.

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

must be a very talented chap.

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Hahaha!

I think chutters clicks some every now and again

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

I am a whore

that's why! :D

Oh, and the eww bit...

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

Who are they?

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Exacklee!

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

Give us some!

Nah getoff!

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

A popular jazz trio from the 1920s

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

jazz....

nice!

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

That's the second(?) time today

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

yes it fucking should

because it looks utterly fucking awesome

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

Tis true

(

Frogbeat, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

i was skeptical

till i saw this

here

(

elbow, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

That looks gorgeous

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

IT IS INDEED A LEGACY

WOO!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

it's exam time .. no cheating now

cfb

(

OneOfSome, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

I've got 3.

1: Cock
2: Nutsack
3: Brain

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

Brain piss

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

pass

you are now a doctor

(

OneOfSome, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)

*waves*

(gtfomh, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

who's a big boy, then !

hahahah, it's mr potato head meets mr scrotum head

(

OneOfSome, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

In the shops for xmas.

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

hahaha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

haha

I speaka the Eenglish well, I learn it from a book

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

Beaut

(

mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

oh hai!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

Haha

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

Hahaha

Vodka absolutely everywhere

(

Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

hahaha

(

zozamaroo, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)

This is why Hitler

had some half-brained schemes!

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

doh

only just figured that one out ... well done that man

(

OneOfSome, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

This organism has no legs

How does he smell etc

(

zoldergoose, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

Actually lookslike a tail of something in there

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

pass

you are now a surgeon

(

OneOfSome, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

oops

at first glance i thought it was a baby in a womb :/

whats all that crap in the scotrum? im sure mine is just two balls

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

BONERS!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

amiright?

(

mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

Ha ha ha!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

Fuck, hahahah!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

LOLZORS !

technically, not correct, however with such creativity, you can
be a plastic surgeon. please see the secretary, miss babcock-jackson,
to have your course amended to reflect this career change

(

OneOfSome, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

I think I remember from my Anat-Phiz class

(

tubaman, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

hahah

amazing how nautical manparts are

(

OneOfSome, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)

Diving! Yes! Diving is a good idea for cats!

click for higher qualiyy shit

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

Ha :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

splish splash

(

OneOfSome, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

oh snap!

(yours is nearly two years older, though)

..say, does that babby have two dicks?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

can I add to this thread?

(01/06/07) ;)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

it's even earlier than mine

how do we put it top of the lot ?

(

OneOfSome, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

we could do an

img src... swap?

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

so it does ... my bad

aren't those white tiger pics awesome .. i'm sure as hell
not getting in the water now

(

OneOfSome, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

a polar bear walks into a garage and says:
-mate, i just blew a seal
so the mechanic gives him a rabbit to wipe it off,
because the rabbit is always the brunt of these bear jokes

(

OneOfSome, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

Warning: Shit meme

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

it is, isn't it

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

I MISS FREEBASE

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

4EVA IN R HARTS

x+♥+x

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

I should do some tutorials... or something.

Its all about the idea rather than the skill... right?
What do you mean this idea is rubbish??

:p

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

Pitiful kitten is pitiful ):

(

mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)

poor little shit :(

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

he is wearing a climbing frame wtf

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

Well would you want a cat thrown in your face?

They have claws, even as kittens.

(

mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

it's a good point.

ok I'm out.

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

hehe why indeed

(gtfomh, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

hahaha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

haha fucking hell

this is what I like about B3ta

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

Hahahah

(

mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

Hahaha

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

C'mon Barry!!

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

Squash it!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

hello

(herman:D, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

freaky!

(

PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

Hahahaha!

That's one more ha than I normally give!

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

Had a go at re-branding local BBC radio

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

chips and gravy....

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

There was a man on BBC Bristol yesterday discussing how best to amputate a leg at home.

People phoned in with advice and everything.

(

zoldergoose, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

Thats what I like to see.

The license fee being used to give people some useful advice. Can you link the podcast?

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

Podcarrrst?

Whut you un aboat? We don't have nunna 'at London stuff down 'ere.

(

zoldergoose, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

haha

GRAVY CHIPS AND GRAVY

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

Gravy belongs in chipshops.

I went to a chippy in Southampton once that looked at me funny when I asked him to pour the gravy in a pot over the chips instead of fucking shoving the polystyrene monstrosity in the bag with them.

AND the chips weren't cooked through. Bloody southern chippys.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

they all have one thing in common

they are all dead

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

that's good, i don't want live gravy

sod it, i feel like crap, i'm going to bed.
g'night
x

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

T'ra!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

night night

x

I'm going to bed too now. Night all

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

*Image of an old man in a flat cap walking down a cobbled street dragging a dead whippet*

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

and a cockfoot

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

technically, he would be dead too, as he is wearing a flat cap

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

HOW MAN

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

using more than one font will make it look better

/top tip

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

(tip noted)

(downloads Comic Sans)

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

use all teh fonts

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

using no font will make it look better, draw everything

/tip top!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

it's what I do

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

that's how we do,

412 reppin' this shit

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

this be my favourite fontmash so far

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

YES

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

Something about whippets

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

ALso, Jonathon Ross fail

Just put a silencer on the gun and it made un-silenced sound effect. :(

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Did Fraser post another tag cloud compo by mistake?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Pfft!

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

Flat caps are back in style . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

And about time too!

(

mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

I'm all northern and that, yeah, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone with a whippet.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

My ex fancied

me because I looked like a whippet.
Though she was from Birmingham, which isn't northern in my book.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)

I was keeping quiet tonight..

But that's ace!

*re-lurks*

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

Ta!

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

I have

a bunch of Northerners coming down tomorrow - I might have to try and sneak this in to the days shenanigans. :)

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

i am very hungry, please stop

(

PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

My band were on BBC

radio Sheffield last night!

However I'd sent in the wrong version of the demo and didn't sound so good. d'oh.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

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