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# Seeing as it's slow,
A model from Denver asked me to do a Graffiti of her, how could I say no?
Done on facebook graffiti - Click for Bigger
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Oooooh!
Super ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Thanks SuperSushi :)
Edit: I have a HUGE version, shall I link it? Only problem is that you can see all the shitlines
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Fuck yeah I'm Super!
I'm glad someone has finally realised ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# haha...
What have I done?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
# You will know soon enough!
*goes supernova*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Come on!
It should be expected, he does "whoop whoop" himself when he says his name.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# arf!
Quite true
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# *retracts kind invite*
Also, I would like to state for the record that I refer to myself as Redsushi, not Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!

I do however talk about myself in the third person, because that's what all the cool kids do. And Redsushi is cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Hehe.

Edit: for the record LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
# But when you do that it sounds as though the person (you) is not around
so therefore we can badmouth said person (you) behind their back.

That Redsushi is a right fingergroping tossfart
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# ...whoop whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Redsushi would not be bothered by such comments.
Especially from such mongtarded knobmuzzlers as monkdagola....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I know you are
but what am I?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Redsushi would not get involved in such childish exchanges.









Your mum....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# is better than your mum.
Now what?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Erm, Redsushi is not sure.
Redsushi suggests you hold each other?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I'm down with that.
It's not gay if you use a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# That is ok anyway as Redsushi is a girl anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Edit:
GIT THA FUCK OUTTA HEERE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I no rite?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Girls on the internet always turn out better than real life girls
right?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Like yeah, totally!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Awesome.
Wanna meet?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# *advises monkdagola to check profile first*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I FUCKING KNOW MICHAEL,
GODDAMN, I'M NOT A SUPERCOMPUTER INSIDE A PONTIAC FOR NOTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)
# YES. BIG.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# wow
just wow
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Funnily enough, that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Ace!
Top tip though, if you want the alt-text to show up for non-IE users put it in a 'title' attribute in the img tag.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I'll look that up,
I still copy-paste the 'Post a link' text from FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# LOL!
You fucked it up!

LOL! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# FAILOLS!11
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Now go spraypaint it on her gable end...
The world needs real graffiti like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Ha!
I wish I was adept with Spray Cans, well SprayPaints. I'm rather good
with a can of HairSpray...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# oooooohh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Is that from Mystery Men?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Yes... yes indeed!
A guilty pleasure of mine... I love it and I know most of the world hates me for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I love it too.
But not more than Zoolander.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Nice work there

She looks a bit familiar to me. Sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# A model from Denver who asked me to 'Graffiti' her
on RapeBook obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Ah

She looks like a flickr contact of mine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Is her name Kayleigh?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Nope

Elena

/edit: that's a bit of a butterface portrait innit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Fucking right,
pretty similar.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# GJM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# > Get Bucket
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# You have contracted Wizard Herpes
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
# >Fuck the STD Nurse
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# is that a washing line?
me likey
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# it's a happy monster
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
# me likey even more!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
# M, GJ!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)
# MJM!

Hello people of t'internet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Hello Mediocre.
I was going to say I have missed you, but then I realised I have never met you and I am not a 12 year old girl, more's the pity.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
# *rubs thighs*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I resent that,
...people...ha!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Good evening Mr Dutchman
I trust all is well with you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# With me, yes

Girlfriend fell down the stairs this morning. Spent a morning in the hospital emergency room.

That'll show her
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Proper LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# MEDIOCORE JOB MEDIOCORE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Sounds like a down the middle music genre.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
# kaZANG

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Hello Sir.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# 'ello!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# hahaha
class :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# JMG!
..sorry that's /talk!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Jolly Microwave Goblin?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Someone on /talk who thinks he's important...
which kinda deosn't narrow it down!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# GJ!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Who's up for a jam man?


Click for bigger (182 kb)
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Hahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
# *glees*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Arf!
Dude, where's your car?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha! What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Heeere's Adolf!!


That cheeky little scamp is back.
(fishermanash, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
# POST IT AGAIN :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# it gets 12 times funnier each time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# This is where I've been going wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I find fault with your picture,
Firefox 2.0 is not new!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# It's was...
back in 1939 :)
(fishermanash, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Iiits GROUNDHOG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Heeere's Adolf!!


That cheeky little scamp is back.
(fishermanash, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I'm not condoning drinking, I'm saying it's the only option
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
#
this is good
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Binge-drink-tastic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Being a lazy student, I endorse this message completely. :D
Fab drawing, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Waaaaay ahead of you
*cracks open forth can*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# It's the weekend!
Burn your underwear!
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# His willy looks sore.
Naughty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# yes
yes, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I do hope this will be in the next Oxford Dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Very much as it is :)
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# If he used a straw he could get it down him quicker
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# why is it always tiny penises in your pictures?
Also: I heartily agree with the sentiments espoused in your post, and am hereby awarding you with a click.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# AAAARRRHHHGHGHGHRRRHGHGHRHGHHRHRHGH
Translates - I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
# GLOB SOME BOOZE ON YOUR COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# why do you think it's purple?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I'm sitting at work with a glass of wine in hand
and a spare bottle under the desk.

I approve this message.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] 3DVRTV?


(Mr Chicken, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha
This is quite bonkers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# yes indeed it's funtime funtime...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# this is what puts me off 3dtv
What happens when your gasping for a pint or something nice to eat when the mrs has produced shite? pointless groping and grasping at thin air... bit like touching up my mrs! :-(
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# heh heh...i agree!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# now they are some vintage undergarments on show there :D
One for the retro-fetishists
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Thanks hummel!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# fear teh torpedo titz
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I had a delicious sauce
and here's some of the aftermath


have some of your own here!
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# why is there a 5 foot chapstick behind him?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Don't know
but that part was not shopped. He's at some 22 year-old newlywed wierdos and this was at their house I presume. And howell, he's just nuts.

EDIT: Must be for the 5 foot chap!
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Chapstick??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Don't cross streams...
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# backpacks?...
...wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Suicide bombers must empty their bladders before entering the Kingdom of Allah
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Backpacks
Why do they all have backpacks? it looks like the suicide bombers anual outing!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# This is not your work
I have seen this in Angler's Times.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# How big was it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I gentleman doesn't tell.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of
The stupid "giant cat" photos of yesteryear, but a giant fish would work too. Any other suggestions? Babies? A hot dog? I feel like I'm writing myself into a corner...
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# giant fish/wet plaice:)
No ring, not real.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Riiiiight....
I'm off on my holidays, see you all in two weeks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *jealouses*
Have fun miss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# you'll miss the Final Fantasy draw off
and then the week after that I was thinking of doing robots covered in robots
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# ...covered in robots
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# No, that's just over the line
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# actually I think he's on to something
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Simpsons on Teletext, now there's a 10k rescue plan!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# better animation than the tracy ullmen shorts!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# word...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# This reminds me of Repton :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# dum dela dela dum, dum deladum
deladeladeladum dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding
(gtfomh, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# !!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding
(gtfomh, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Ace!!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# They'll only turn and take the piss out of the network!
Although fox news does need beating with a hose, especially, Bill O'Riely!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Soup Herb
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# run Homer, run
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Hello b3ta! I've made a robot!




His name's Colin.

He doesn't do a lot. But he can tell how far away things are, and so avoid objects and navigate around.

apols for the RPS
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Nicely done.
And his head reminds me of Johnny 5, which is an added bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# The bottom of the extendable bit on a Henry hoover looks like Johnny 5 aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# BEEP BEEP TOOT!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# WARNING...WARNING...
...FIRE HYDRANT AT 25 FEET... WARNING!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# is he programmed to destroy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# He is. Although he has no weapons.
But he did manage to link up to the printer and print out an insulting message.

/lies
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# O Hai Colin :D
*hands dust-pan and brush*

Now get to work!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# cool
although he does need an r2d2 suit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# You have saved us all from certain destruction
with the addition of the big reset button. Any nonsense from this little blighter and he gets his memory wiped.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Haha, yes.
A lot of science fiction films could have been solved with that addition...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Uh-oh!! It will all end in tears...
I suspect we'll be seeing your name on the front page of
the nationals in the future: DERANGED 'MAD ENGINEER' UNLEASHES ROBOTIC ARMIES ;)

Top SCIENCEs, sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# It's not me you should be worried about.
There's a guy on YouTube building a giant robotic spider!
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I effing love this!
It's cute and able to kill!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# You should give him a knife
And make him stab things that move. For burglars and stuff. That couldn't possible go wrong.
(Peter_G, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I was actually thinking about doing this...
Well, not stabbing them. Just beeping a bit when he sees people. But I'm not sure how I'd detect movement, 'cause he rocks about a bit when he's moving, bless 'im.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# It's the robot from Short Circuit!
And Short Circuit 2, of course.
(DevinDerga Signer of board messages!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Woo, robots \o/
I made a robot once. Can't remember it's name but it had big teef and liked to sort things.
Did you man up and do it in assembly, or wimp out and use c? =P
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# It's using a simple language called Picaxe.
It's pretty simple, so I guess that counts as wimping out. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Your bot is awesome :)
Looks a lot more happy than mine...



(I didn't build it all myself - I did software myself and help design the rest)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Yeah, but what is your bot going to do with those carrots and father christmas? o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# father christmas
is driving. The carrots are fuel, duh. It delivers presents
(starts just after 2:15)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# That's impressive!
Nicely done. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I love him more than anything.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# more than chocolate and booze?
I have both, and an animation waiting to be posted, and Fat Princess on the PS3 to play :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# You are Lord of the Stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# OOOOHHH!
PICAXE, eh? I've done a bit of that. Might have a go at making this robot myself. Excellent. Put a webcam and remote control on him.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)
# spaaang
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# You can't spang yourself
It's against rule 37 section 8 paragraph (d) of the Spanging Code 1947
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Do we have to use
"Hi Spangalorum" instead? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Hail & Plaice anybody?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Black pepper
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Heehee
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Bindun?
(NateGS nooob, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Joseph and the Popettes.

Sounds like a Phil Spector produced group :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# End of day doodle.....

And something that's for my DA gallery, but folks here might get a kick out of it.
Kinda fallen behind with Sequential Art. My Bad. Got caught up with making Dot Zombie 2.
It's waaaay bigger than the first one (The map in the upper window is the full gameworld for the original)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# oooh and where can one play this
dot zombie?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# You can download it:
From here.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Is this like that insanely hard Dot Blaster you did a while back?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# It's the fore-runner to Dot Blaster.
:)
(Gotta finish 'Blaster. There were a few more levels to it....)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# A moot point at best.
I think I got about 20 seconds into it before getting annihilated...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hehehehehehe :D
Gets even harder after that.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# that stuff would drive me looney...
...O_o!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Oooh
Cheers fella
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Chloe racks up Zeroes to the cillin'
Sorry, hiphop mode right now.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# She has sharp knees :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I saw this on DA earlier
Are you wearing goggles or glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Aah! Nice one on which to end the week :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# i wish i was a cartoon right now...
...O.O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# 5 million hits on DA? wow, impressive figures (no pun intended)
and if anyone on here knows the chap who draws Simons Cat, can they get him to check his Email, ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# It's only cos of the generous helping of smut I put in there.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# It's like a halfway house to the "special files"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I come for the smut
but I stay for the squirrels :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# We like smut
Well I'm guessing most of us do anyway
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Yay! Pointy knees :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I do love your drawings
but of late you're getting far better at facial expressions.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# *states the obvious*
You, sir, are very, very talented..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# my man!...Make me a bomb!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# little boy..
..coming right up!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# cool....what can we blow up?...
...............so many choices!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hmm.. texas?
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# don't mess with Texas...
...i was thinking this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvk_UvdOAX8
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I like that
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# tanks
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Misinterpreted Sitcom Titles #9
(Jeffrey) Dahmer & Greg(gs)

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Dharma and Greg was a sitcom?
I thought it was simply punishment of the masses....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# That would explain the pasties then!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Greggs!
www.flickr.com/groups/greggs/
(jansenmann woo hoo, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# how you gonna kick it?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# With gusto and asparagus
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# with my foot.
in its knackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Ouch.
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# i am female
toeing someone in the nads is my ultimate goal.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Ive actually always wanted to knee a bird in the fanny bone.... wanna come to some sort of arrangement?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I'd pay to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# suits me
that doesn't really hurt, but i've got a kick like a donkey on steroids and size 8 feet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# SIZE EIGHT?
then again, the right pair of kinky boots and ill do just about anything! lol
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# i have curiously large feet
considering the rest of my family are generally size 5(women) and size 9(men)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I'm size nine
Let's fuck people up.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# booyah!
rosa klebb shoes at the ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Miss massive feet :D
You've got like the biggest feet in this thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Just call me Ladyfreako of Footingdon
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Puss in boots?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Bigger feet will distribute the force over a larger area and reduce the pressure.
It'll still fucking hurt though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# my second toe is an inch longer than my big toe
my feet are like evil, smelly arrows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# If you let the nail grow a bit,
you could probably do some severance with that
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# that's my intent.
oops, company be here. 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# yes...
...you are!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# root down, of course
woo
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# YEAH!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Never skateboard while on mushrooms?
And in other news, I thought someone had just texted me a picture of their privvy parts!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Did it turn out to be a turnip?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Not quite.
It took a couple of seconds of squinting and turning the screen round, to realise that someone has taken a photo while holding their phone to their ear, (why then text it to me is another question entirely) Before I came to this conclusion it did brighten my day up, if only momentarily...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# if you can mistake an ear for a fanny
you've been with some very deformed women
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Too be fair it was all a bit dark and blurry.
In fact, now I come to think of it, not unlike....
Edit:Now if anyone DOES want to text me a pic of their privvy parts I will happily compare the two for SCIENCES sake! ;D TMoC Selflessly performing science for the betterment of humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# you're not going to science my bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Not even if I make sure the science is
warm first?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# well.......
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
hahahaahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaahaha

This is what happens when you give videophones to old people :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# That's chuffin' ace!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# thank you...
...thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Fucking A as ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# T.Y....
...T.Y.!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# "I'm loving angels instead..."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha oh no
I just got some proper ancient cornish bread :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# It's Gaelic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Gaelic bread?
Mmmmmmm....
I bet that tastes salty.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahaha Phwoar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I bet it's gone stale by now
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Gaelic Bread.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Because it's like garlic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Gay lick?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Not tonight love
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Careful.
You'll get him all excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# You just wait until Smash Monkey shows up in your room.
You'll piss yourself like an excited Jack Russell.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Here we have a classic case of psychological projection
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I love angels
best of all the things on wings

tj: any of you web folk, is there a proper name for what they call a 'screener' webpage in the US - where you enter your details and choose different options before the website decides where to send you next?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# ummmm
portal? *unsure*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# :D
Has anyone done a Popecorn Maker yet?
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I tried but I burned my balls on the lamp.
I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# :(
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahahah...
You ace loony toon you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# what?...
...how many popes are there?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# 265
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# For Pope Yoda.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Blessed you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Queeny loves clean teeth...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Why hellar thiarr
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# m'awwwwww
What a strange little darling.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Why aren't people like this with people?
It saddens me, but not that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Most people aren't as cute as most animals
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# But ugly dog still makes people aww
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I can't explain that one
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Yet ugly human makes people grab pitchforks and torches.
Or they just don't speak to you :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Do what I do,
threaten to club them and eat their bones if they won't talk to you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I dunno if I'd want someone 'aaaaah'-ing me though
That would result in fistycuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# And you were asking for someone to scream at you yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Lovely doggy




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
# nice tongue action
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# That's No.76 at EkoLi
:) Hiya sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
When are you off to Scotchland?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# It's Freebs who's off to Sottishland sir!
I'm off to Robin Hoods Bay in 3 weeks in a tent of all things for two nights!
How very Bear Grylls of me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Queen of the rats...
...heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Pffft...

Edit: I may have told you this, stop me if I have. There was a takeaway in Worksop
called "Foo Kee" everyone used to go in and call the lady owner 'Nell', only took her 20 odd years
to change the name to "The Green Dragon"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Should have changed it to The Scarlet Pimper
that would have been better.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
# OMG MSG!
*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
# TOO LATE
THE CANCER ALREADY HAS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahha! I think I've eaten at one of their branches here in Norwich...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Ohhhhhh
I just got this ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# phucket thai...
...phucket thai.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Ha.
That looks like the Chinese I once went to in Hereford. That place was nasty....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# This restaurant has been around for years without a name change
www.foodnut.com/i/Fook-Yuen-Sea-Food-Dim-Sum-Millbrae/Fook-Yuen-Dim-Sum-Millbrae-Exterior.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)

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