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# This just in
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:44, archived)
# hahahhaha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:45, archived)
# SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE GETTING B&
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:48, archived)
# I spent at least half an hour trying to work out Freebase's rank
I don't recognise the blue cap, they mostly have khaki caps or berets

Looks like two chevrons though - Special Police Constable Freebase?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:22, archived)
# HOW DO YOU MEASURE UP?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:00, archived)
# That's a lot of asses for one man to have.
ALSO
Legs
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Does a conjoined twin get to vote twice at the elections in India?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:52, archived)
# START THE REACTORRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Where are the nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:58, archived)
# ..


Click for bigger (396 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:43, archived)
# THIS BETTER NOT BE THE BRENDLE SHOWCASE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:32, archived)
#
EDIT: The scary man was still freaking me out. So he's been replaced by an Emergency Kitten


Link to original scaryman, which will be posted no more. Haha
www.b3tards.com/u/e709acd8427018b1a7ea/scaryman.gif
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:35, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:36, archived)
# I think this is probably the only scary pic i've ever done. No doubt, its the last.
It freaks me out.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Haha yeah
it's a bit grim
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:46, archived)
# RAH!

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:54, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:14, archived)
# JUST.. LIKE.. THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Digging this.
Dead Birds* plus Diff'rnt Strokes equals this.

Okay, night night.

*Everybody go watch Dead Birds!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:01, archived)
# I like these
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:04, archived)
# I like the bloodied one best
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:06, archived)
# yeah I think the one above him with the baton may have had something to do with that yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:19, archived)
# no wrong it was the one to the left see the blood on the knife duh
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)
# yeah well maybe the stab wounds to the chest maybe but that's definitely bludgeoning to the face yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Or maybe a team effort
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:26, archived)
# yeah ok fine they both had a go with him then
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:27, archived)
# there may have been some peg leg action in the butt too
 
IN THE BUTT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:40, archived)
# could you imagine!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:47, archived)
# I just got the action figures from China!!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:08, archived)
# Those are some shit action figures.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:09, archived)
# aaaaaaaahhhhhahhhhahhhh sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:18, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:27, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Hours of fun for all ages.
www.b3ta.com/board/9618858
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:30, archived)
# YAY!
I want to collect them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:10, archived)
# They all look so unhappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Rules of the elephant in the room.
1) You do not talk about the elephant in the room.
2) You do not talk about the elephant in the room.
3) If someone points out the elephant in the room, you have to stop.
4) Only one flaw at a time.
...
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:17, archived)
# THEY ARE EVOLVING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:18, archived)
# This is current society as we know it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:25, archived)
# Miniskirt.
Followed by Injured.

GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:25, archived)
# the pilot
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:32, archived)
# WELCOME TO ROUND THREE OF BRONTON'S BRENDLE


THIS IS THE PENULTIMATE ROUND, WHERE THE MEN GET SEPARATED FROM THE DICKLESS GIRLS.

PRESS ESCAPE TO PLAY - POST YOUR RESULT IN THIS THREAD. ALL PREVIOUS ROUNDS HAVE HAD THEIR SCORES COLLATED.

Firefox users - install this first: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/974


Previously:

Round One

Round Two

Bonus Brendle Challenge
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:59, archived)
# JACK NICHOLSON INTERVIEWS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:04, archived)
# I win an axe and some pepper spray
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:06, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 6:10, archived)
# BRENDLE UNBIRTH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:07, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:32, archived)
# $650
woo
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:09, archived)
# I got Brendle theft x3 - lose all your brendles
That's bad right?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Generally yes but it depends on how you went in your earlier rounds
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:18, archived)
# I prefer my girls dickless.
But I just lost all my Brendels and got interviewed by Jack Nicholson, so what choice does that leave me.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:14, archived)
# MY HOME IS BEING BURGLED!
 
THAT'S OKAY THOUGH, WE HAVE TWO VICIOUS ATTACK CATS ON THE PREMISES AT ALL TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:17, archived)
# Yeah you still have to leave the studio immediately
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)
# BRENDLE AFTERBIRTH!
 
BUT I AM ALREADY BEING BURGLED SO IT DOES NOT COUNT :(((
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:24, archived)
# My first Brendle result.
Only a Brendle Attempt, but still better than previous rounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:28, archived)
# I've won the Brendle Showcase.
What does that involve?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:29, archived)
# You will find out at the end of the next round
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 6:13, archived)
# Don't we need more Freebase, though?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
# EXERCISES FOR THE STRENGTHENING OF THE MULES
FIG. 1
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 3:16, archived)
# HAHA.. fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)
# pffft
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
# no

(Frogb3at, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# no

(Frogb3at, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# no

(Frogb3at, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# no

(Frogb3at, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
# no

(Frogb3at, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Why
Why would you do that.

You are a terrible person :p
:)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:46, archived)
# This is a most excellent Freebase.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Catbase!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 3:16, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhhhah WOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)
# top Freebasing my friend
 
I AM GLAD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Did you take that picture on Saturday?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:41, archived)
# NEW ON ABC FAMILY:
BABY FREEBASE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Someone posted on /talk today called "Dotor Dyslexia" or something
Fuck.
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:48, archived)
# this is too mental for me
night all x
(guffbeak, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:46, archived)
# G'night
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:48, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:47, archived)
# hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Ha ha, have a pea of his relative from Jamaica, mon...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Fitness with Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 3:11, archived)
# *roots manuvas*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 3:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9552720
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)
# AH OUI, ZE GRAT OUTDOOOORRRSS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Hahahahahah
goddammit
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 3:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
C'est le vie, Monsieur Freebase, C'est la vie
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:07, archived)
# a picture of bucolic paradise indeed
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)
# DEJEUNER SUR L'HERBE
 


TOUS LES JOURS SUR L'HERBE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:34, archived)
# heh heh
the things we used to do on grass
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:40, archived)
# hahah
I wish to get involved in freebase haha
(JoePesky, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)
# i jusy woke up
to a guy with 'learning difficulties' on BBC3. He is a sex pest
(JoePesky, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:24, archived)
# now i discover he is a curb crawler
his mum finds his slags
(JoePesky, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:28, archived)
# cunt
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Is it winking at him?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
# she is stupid for keeping a mirror between her legs
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:16, archived)
# is this better


Click for bigger (83 kb)

i didnt want to start a new thread with my gibberings before i went to bed
(guffbeak, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# you do realise this has very little to do with vaginas?
other than the teeth
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:20, archived)
# haha what i am so confused
(guffbeak, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# V FOR VAGINA
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# its a emo merlock
(guffbeak, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:24, archived)
# BITCH I WILL MILK YOU. HARVEY MILK YOU (SHOOT YOU TEN TIMES THEN SHOVE A TWINKIE UP YOUR ASS)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
# b3ta.com presents:
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# What's with the name change doc?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# i hated my old username so now im trying to think of better ones
this one is pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I thought that was your real name
Does this mean you're not a doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:10, archived)
# I am I am doctor ratfaced teenager with no soul MD DOCTOR HOUSE toilet training under a bridge with twenty million other girls
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)
# WE WANT DOCTOR DYSLEXIA
(Doctor dyslexia is fucked, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Fuck it, ill be him
(Doctor dyslexia is fucked, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)
# So which regular are you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)
# No one
(Doctor dyslexia is fucked, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)
# So you're a random newcomer who arbitrarily came up with an opinion about a board regular then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# PLEASE TO MEET YOUR AQUAINTANCE DEAR SIRE AND HOW MAY I SERVE YOU IN THIS WELL BUILD CASTLE WITH FIFTY BILLION DAGGERS?????? SHALL I REMOVE THE SHARDS OF GLASS FROM YOUR FEET???
YOU HAVE BEEN GONE LONG ON A LONG JOURNEY FULL OF MISERY AND ADVENTURE AND A LOT OF SEX. PLEASE DO REST SO THAT YOU MAY HAVE STRENGTH LATER TO TELL US ALL YOUR TALE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:20, archived)
# im leo tolstoy now bend over
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:23, archived)
# No, I'm Leo Fucking Tolstoy,
YOU bend over!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Mork calling Orson. Come in, Orson
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Look out kids!
That's a fake Tolstoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:19, archived)
# YEAH, THE REAL TOLSTOY WOULD JUST RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND FUCK YOUR FACE WITHOUT EVEN ASKING
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:23, archived)
# I'm privileged like that.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:40, archived)
# flaming heck
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I sure do love you abe.
abe Kichizo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
# STALIN SHOW: ORIGINS
 
YOU ALL KNOW HOW THIS ENDS BUT IT'S SURE GONNA BE FUN SEEING HOW WE GET THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# IT BEGINS WITH A WIMPER NOT WITH A BANG
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Pretty sure I began with both.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:41, archived)
# I am sooooo ready for this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 6:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Coming up to the SNARNS roundabout.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)
# ... or take a sharp left and face Jimmy The Kite
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Don't remind me! I have nightmares about trying to escape him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
#
(Doctor dyslexia is fucked, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# To say it was a thing would be to give it strength.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:57, archived)
# whaddafuck????????????????????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# fuck off, Orangeman
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# BLOODY PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# have a fwap
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# do not want
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# now there's a blast from the past
st nts
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# hello new person
Please read our all-new faq
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# is there some kind of /board vs /b/ war going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Aren't they the same thing?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# :D
(Doctor dyslexia is fucked, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# why did all these 4chan paedo fuckheads come to b3ta?
fucking fat fucking fuck shit cunt fuck tosspots
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Well, I guess that answers my question...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# make annihalation, not war
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I went to /b/ once.
Some kid burnt my neck. I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# do you sound like barnaby bear?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Bristol, man, BRISTOL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I love you
touch my buttocks
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# with pleasure
please excuse the bacon fat
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# You neglected to mention that they are all
Paeds fucking cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# and they also fucked your mum
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# and that must mean that they are fucking sick!
Even my old man never admitted to having sex with my mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Fuck off!
Helen was never as sexy as Mrs Mangle!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# i love you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)
# duck off back to the other button.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Would rather do this
www.tartydoris.com/kate%20keltie1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# this is all of the sex right here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Awful!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Aw, she looks like cute fishy
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# that would look sexay on a fish
hmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# HAVE YOU FOUND MY BASALT? HAVE YOU?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)
#
!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# This would have been easier to see
If I hadn't first seen it immediately following the sweetest naked pics on the whole internets.



GAH!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:44, archived)
#


Click for bigger (111 kb)
(guffbeak, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Sweeeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Sweeeeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Pay for it then?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# This is very bad
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# read the faq
Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
(guffbeak, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Your picture is shit
Post something funny, wii fett was vaguely good, this is all criticism
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I didn't say anything to insult you, blue-namer
I just said cancer

because cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Rhythm is a dancer?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# yeah, cancer, cuntfucker
FUCKING CANCER
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# this sucks monkey balls
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# NO!
Bad 4chan boy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# NEWFAGS CAN'T TRIFORCE
/\
--
/\ /\
-- --

amidoinitrite?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Probably.
Nice one buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# man, I love /b/oard
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# cancer.co.uk
(Doctor dyslexia is fucked, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# SHITTY FUCKING MAGNETS
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Shit post is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# this is good
do more :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:37, archived)
# thanks :D im not from 4chan i just use the logo as my sig
(guffbeak, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Why is it always cheap mascara girl/4chan mask with your pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)
# it's not really 4chan per se, is it?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_for_Vendetta_(film)#Other
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonymous_(group)
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:27, archived)
# More of this sort of thing.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:19, archived)
# bird thread


get your tits or other birds out
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# i love 'radar owl' and 'fly in place bird'

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I like
'iguana pigeon'
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Iquigeon?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# my tits aren't birds
i can tell because of the lack of feathers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# they might be plucked
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# very possibly
and now i'm off to watch doctor who.
g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# what a disgusting program
Edit: How rude of me. Good night!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# night
i'm off too
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Hahahaha I like the pelican


(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# did this ever get out again?
someone had a magpie, what happened to that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Yeah, I caught it and set it free
It's the 3rd bird to fly into the conservatory in the space of about a week.

Im always setting butterflies free aswell

Helicopters are birds right?

/walrus man image ammended from a while ago
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Pfft
Smiley helicopters definitely are.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I'm not 100% sure what this is
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# that's an owl disguised as a bat
batowl
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I think I started drawing an owl, but then I thought bat wings were cooler, but then it looked weird so I added a grin.
Perhaps the best thing I have ever done. In the last ten minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# It's very appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# That's beautiful! Especially like the pelican. NOM NOM NOM. :D
Have a pigeon in return.



And an RPS ostrich, too: www.b3tards.com/u/a4ccb79cb7aa28350d3d/ostrich_by_animaldave.jpg

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# what a happy bird!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# crumbs spotted!
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Punker bird~@!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7KoW3GUI8I

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# nice
is he gliding on punk waves?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Angry bird rides on waves of anger!
Actually not. This is a tranquil bird. One that likes punk.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# here goes
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# This is all of teh aceness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# 'Ave IT!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
my eyes !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# SCHMERG THE MERM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# bird bird bird!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# That penguin is very far away
:D I like that, it should be an icon.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Funny you should say that...
www.b3ta.com/board/9565621

Edit: how rude of me - thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# i can't click that I like it, it must be too old or something silly
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Oh, silly Crystal Meth.
It's halfway down this page: www.b3ta.com/challenge/icon/popular/page2
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# ah
I clicked but got some mysql error now
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Boo!
Oh well, thanks for trying.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# works now
I might have clicked twice at once and confused it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# ^ This
I'd donate again just to have it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I want the bunny rabbit :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I'm holding out for WiL's keyboard cat
but it annoys me that there seems to be no way of knowing what's available, or when it will change
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Why is that annoying?
It's the fun in donating.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I wanna know what i can get!
*stamps foot* wanna wanna wanna!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
#
duck, pance, nuke, ghost, bee ...:D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# tank oo.
*sucks thumb*
*falls asleep*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# I highly recommend the duck
it is most delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# ...bird bird bird...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# OH SHIT, I NEARLY MISSED THIS.

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# duks
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# MAWK. MAWK. MAWK. MAWK. MAWK. MAWK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# duxes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# BIIIRRRDDSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I like the
rubber billed woodpecker !
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# thrush's greatest enemy
it's meant to go in the wood, not squash. I can't say I spent much time working on the technicalities.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Ha ha oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# ( :>)=[
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I like yer burd.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 5:05, archived)
# sexy twin tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Damn, they fine bitch!
I remember them from Byker Grove. They were well hot!

EDIT: Are you fucking ignoring me bitch? You fucking suck so much!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# not a hot as my new boyfriend



ooo ooo seen my new hair yet?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# No, I haven't.
You Suck.

Unless you want to call me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# no credit!
but profile or facistbook..look at it..it's hair and it's been dyed!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Fuck off.
FACEBOOK NOW BITCHCUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Call her yourself you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I wish I was this sexy

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Wow, my Uncle's lost weight,
been released from prison too by the looks. I wish you both well.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Jamnog?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)
# shoot them.
anyone who wears those outfits needs culling for the sake of the gene pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Even Spuggie?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# yes, even spuggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Poor Spuggie :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# fuck spuggie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I prolly would have then....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# not a chance
i was heavily into david bowie at that age
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# But those chokers are shit hot.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)
# they're not
they're a stupid cuntish effort at saying "ooh, look at me, i'm all in tune with nature and the earth because i think i'm a native american indian!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Yeah I fucking love all that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# WORST PORNO EVER
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
#
Worst BEST!

You knows it bitch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I LIKES IT LIKE I LIKES MA SHIT
COLD, BROWN AND LEAKING BLOOD

SAY WHA?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Say Nigga rock out like a banging Genie,
and I spunk on the ladies like my dead aunt Renie.

I fuck their shitpipes like winter's fresh,
and they fail in computer development just like MESH.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# what? I coin't undarstarnd a blaaady ward ur'e soiyarn!
ooo arr

TRACTRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Foinilly sarm one torkin moy lingo
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# red sky at night
GET ORF MOI LAAAAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Whale oil beef hooked
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# remember ow the pigs do it, jethro
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Hey 'Clef can I rock,
Dese bitches on my case like my name's amazing grace,
Bitch's get fresh so I bust a nut in dey eye
Already know I'm too fly.
We rock, FRESH! Rocka rock, beat on a bitch,
I'ma come through wrecking like TUROK!

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# i would sex all of them
simutaneously
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Even him on the right?
His penis barrier looks like it's failing....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# She cannae take nae more captain!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# quimshields to maximum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# necktie with spiked kneepad
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# henry's relatives?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# the village people reunion didn't go exactly as planned
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# My fucking lord!
They look proper cheerful!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# cool
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# god damn
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Sunday Street Fair.
Pain in the ass to place so many and keep everyone in view.
Always fun to play with your characters. Keep em coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:52, archived)
# RAWR, INTERNETS


PRETEND I'M EPIPHANY AND DRAW ME A TIGER!

that didn't really work, I think I'll leave late night communal drawing threads to the master
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# HEY EPIPHANY
HOW'S THAT PLAN COMING ALONG?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I know that tiger
Yes I do:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I'll admit, I did not delve many pages into google images.
edit: that is lovely, I must have missed that the first time around.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Why do you suck so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Im left handed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Bah!
If I had warning I would have done one. Just off to bed as new business to open tomorrow which reminds me.

Thanks for the last month of top entertainment board, see you soon....
:)

Oh, and lully pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# ROOOOOOOARschach
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# hah, nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I can't draw worth shit. So, I'll pea a shopped+coloured clipart.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# :D
Top colourings.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# and a fine rawr to you, good tiger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# :3
I was just working on one of these threads...

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# hello I has drawn you some fluffs
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# i'se loves the fluffs
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# cat in a hat that is a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# there's nothing fluffy about 2 dead kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Wow, on facebook and on here at the same time!
Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I'm a massive internet fatty
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Stop whoring your works
andy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# MY COVER IS BLOWN
COVER PENIS

/AC
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Lucky you :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# all right, all right
give me a minute

and a breath mint :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I is jokings.
haz been long times as haz got dumped

OVER FACEBOOK

'writes blog and cries into double espresso'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# YEAH! I SAW THE NO LONGER IN A RELATIONSHIP THING
Poor you :(

Plenty more sluts in kent. :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Shiiit.
Did the person actually tell you, or just update relationship status and leave you to work out what's happened?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# a quick message on facebook of "lets just be friends"
quick, to the point, and relatively painful. im now a monk!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# what a cowardly way of doing things!
if i dump a fella, i at least have the decency to start a huge shitstorm of a fight, thus making him think he's better off without me and ensuring i get no tearful, drunken 3 a.m. phonecalls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Well. I suppose you can at least tell yourself you don't want to be with someone who would even consider doing that.
All the best mate.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Neck tits fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Does that cat have a wing
Because that might be the best animal ever
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Oh that's great
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# oooh lully
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Wooyeah.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# :3

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# classy
: )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# aww that is most fuffy.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# FLUFF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# more city scribblings


Also, I finished inking and adding detail to this one
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Very nice work!
Lovely stuff :)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# this is making me think of They Live
it is most good.
most good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# thats great
:D woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# KOHTPOnb
translation: very good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# it's russian
i saw it in a book
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# sounds odd
I found it at the end of this document

209.85.229.132/search?q=cache:Q1BpWT_xd90J:vfu-www.vfu.cz/acta-vet/archives/volume61/pdf/199261020109.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# It says 'control'
Although the penultimate letter (L) would be taller usually. Gives the piece some nice Brave New World overtones.
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# ah,
контроль
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# it's ALL about the vanishing points, baby
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Hey baby, I can make my point vanish.
Any volunteers?.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Indeed. Did this to the preinked of the linked above.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)
# that's great :D
it looks much better with more than one foreground bit
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Projected it onto a cube.
With the camera roughly set to the same kind of perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# you need to project it onto a cylinder
and make a virtual tour thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)
# HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# soz for size
and shitness
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Pfft, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# MORE of this nonsense please :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Haha
You silly person :)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# *scores a high five from the judges*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
#


I've been lurking for too long, so here's something I made a little while back. Probably been done, but I thought that it was funny...
(Doam, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Haha
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# yes, it's bindun
we've all had a wank before.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Hi smash, mind if I gaz ya?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Knowing Smash she'll only accept it if it's exceptionally filthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# hey!
you make me sound like some kind of perv!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Oh fine, no more dirty messages for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# CONFLICTING SIGNALS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# i didn't say i wasn't a perv
i just don't want you blowing my cover!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# not at all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# have we gotten this lazy as a society where we have to click and download a wank?






.....is it messy?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# the button cleary says
Clean Up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# oh :|
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# as long as it's not a .pdf
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Hahahaha welcome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# laggy wank
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# UNNNNGGGHHHH OH FUCK REMOVE
 
woo! and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)

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