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# *loves*
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# truly, the king of the pocket money chocolates
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# yes
I haven't had a rolo for many a year
or watched King Rollo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# B3tan......
;)


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I made an arty thing, apols for the KBs but it wouldn't work to optimise it anymore
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# help me i'm drowning in electric blood
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# One of my least favourite Phil Oakey tunes.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# attention: if Redsushi tries to show you a picture proving he is a robot, DO NOT CLICK ON IT.
some things can't be unseen. that is all
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Why are you so racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# help me i'm drowning in electric blood
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# i think i've been eaten by an electric fish now
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# electric dinosaur fish eatin' me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# this is what it looks like
WHEN SHARKS ATTACK!*

*said in a masculine announcer's voice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# mmmm arty
reminds me a bit of the old windows maze screensaver with all the textures set to crazy
(gtfomh, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Nice tie die :D
Also, nice fishage :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# help me im drowning in electric blood
is this the standard reply #42?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Feeeeeeeesh
I'm gonna eat you little fishy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# today's fish is trout a la creme
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# helanlp meai I am dro0wndping in dagelicelgp gbloogg0
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# :]

Click for bigger
Ignore the lack of eyebrows, they were so faint in the original that I didn't bother putting them in :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Is that Holly or Jessica?
I can never remember which was which.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# They both looked the same from behind, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Nah, one was blonde, the other brunette.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I had my eyes shut.
I didn't want to be reminded that they were Man United supporters.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# wat
No it's my friend from college.
She's called Hayley.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Nice hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Thankyou :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# THE FIRST LITTLE PIG'S HAIR WAS MADE OF STRAW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# In light of the media outrage at photoshopping
I cannot overlook this oversight mate, teenagers will be shaving their eyebrows as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# *bullies into showing tits*
Go for it you slag! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I was more concerned with lots of fourteen year olds shoving ham into their bras
trying to be more like a media enhanced Keira Knightly
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I'm more concerned with my new arm,
and that I don't know any of these girls ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# You'd better get a VW if you value your arms!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Make more sense little train.....
Also, get your fucking hair cut you mini, shit hippy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAqbFt03WFY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Is that you admitting that you are a shit James May?
That is, you have the hair, but without the experiences, and everyone hates you.....?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Have you morphed into Darth Vader without me noticing?
Been braking bits of your body again? Honestly Mate, calm down with your nephew; he is far to rough on you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Nah....
www.b3ta.com/board/9621890
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Aww
bad luck mate; hope it heals fast ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# ......what 0_0 why??
why the hell do you have bits of metal sticking out of you arm?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# haha her facial expression says she wasn't comfortable being photographed
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I doubt she was
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
#
being photographed with ClanSoul being in the same room as her....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
# The photo's from before we met, loser.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# She was so disgusted with your presence
that her disgust was felt in her past self, specifically at the time of that photo
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# That's unfair,
it wasn't that specific moment. She just thought of the possibility when she was 6, and looked miserable until she met ClanSoul. Then she did meet him, now she is a man....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# That's nice dear.
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Matt Lucas has lost some weight
 
LOOKING GOOD, MATT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# No, I can still only see Holly Wells.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# SHIT LEGOLAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# thats so cool
i want to draw something what should i draw?
(guffbeak, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# YOUR MUM!
Lol!

i dunno, my arm?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Kevin Rudd mounting a horse
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# helicopters at dawn
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Raptor Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# fighting robot sharks
while a wise canine companion consults a book of powerful spells
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# A snowman
For 'tis the season
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I think we have a similar style


I just never finish mine.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# This is most woo
and beautiful to boot

Yay you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# these are always good, well done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)
# the brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
# RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWK
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# FUCKING RAWK!
Nicely Mue :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# PLAYTIME!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# DUF DUF DUF DUF DUF DUF DUF
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# ok, shirley bindun, but I saw the title ont beeb and couldn't resist



bbc page warning - Michael starts talking automatically!


(gtfomh, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I god no, I don't want to hear him talk, I would prefer to stick rabid gophers in my ears then listen to him talk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# haha
yeah, sorry, it starts playing automatically and he does have quite a boring voice. Didn't link to the /football page where I saw it because they change that all the time.
(gtfomh, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# It is a good job I got those rabid gophers off of eBay
Also, he sounds like he should be running a swimming pool and making sure that no one dies
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I GOD NO!
YOUR SPEEEELINFG IS SOWPEI BAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# LOL
IS HE IGNORING YOU TOO?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# You should well see the pics from my day out!
EDIT: Link not for the faint hearted!

www.b3tards.com/u/67a65da9325cc9b514a8/robotarm!.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha! CLOSE UP!
www.b3tards.com/u/67a65da9325cc9b514a8/closeuprobot!.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Is that your arm sush?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# It is, yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Redsushi can you not do anything without sustaining some sort of limb damage
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Same damage as 2 weeks ago you cunt :(
Why do you supress your desperation to bum me so much? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Hahahah brooker on C4
Excellent

:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# You have been watching?
Don't think it's on par with his usual stuff tbh. The format just seems a bit tacky.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# It's brooker shouting with some people
and he's a bit cheerier. It's pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# done medium rare with some chips
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Not quite to Jahled's standards..
But have something not funny, but sort-of cute. Taken at Howlett's Zoo, Kent.

(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Awwww
Yay for the John Aspinal Foundation :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Shut up you fucking homo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Go to port lympne or howletts, enjoy, fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
#
:/
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# that tiger has a tiger shaped tumour on its face.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# this guy?
(snitchell, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# awwwwwwww
they played that loris tickling clip on breakfast TV this morning
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpV7L--cQ8s

still makes me giggle like a simp
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# That Loris clip was so cute,
it made me throw up my dinner. Cheers, nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# PLAY HER OFF, KEYBOARD CAT
youtube doubler
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Aw, that is wonderful.
Do you have a very big version?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# It's already 245kb... any bigger and people will notice!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Ahh crap,
Forgot to optimize it, sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I sell them up to A2 size in my studio
How's this? i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd19/wolfy2k4/e41ae2b8.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Ace *saves*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# aw
thats a very good picture
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Tiger camoflage is designed so that tigers can hide in plain sight in front of other tigers
this ability allows a sizeable tiger army to approach an enemy disguised as one tiger
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# :O
No way! :O
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Evolution is exceptionally crafty
something about the back of their ears as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Yay that is wonderful!
I've been seriously meaning to get to Howlett's Zoo for ages, any one up for it?

Especially if this little guy is about

Edit: I'm North London
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I work as a professional photographer and am at Howlett's very often
although my main job is studio shoots. If you're down this way some time I'd be happy to tag along with ya :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Sounds like a plan ;)
Though I need a set of wheels to get there which generally has been previously sourced through this ever so wonderful web site; b3tan's being a lovely bunch of people:)

Give me a shout if you fancy a wander at my gaff btw
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Certainly will, might have to pinch one of your bodies
You got a couple of 5D's by the looks of it?
Crappy ol' 1D Mk II here. Some bastid stole my 1Ds III and the insurance wouldn't pay out :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# OOf fucking hell dude
that's a harsh landing; why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
#
I had to prove it had been snatched. No witnesses, no cameras. Nothing.
I nearly wept... Nearly. Loved my wickle 1Ds III I did... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Dodgy insurance cover by the sounds of things
you can't always prove being mugged as a circumstance; I would pursue that for five grand and god knows what you had on the end of it if were you, that sounds like bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Had a Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8 L
I've argued it for nearly a year but no luck.
Making do with the 100 - 400 f/4.5-5.6L now. Still a nice lens tho :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# My 100 - 400 f/4.5-5.6L is out on loan to an b3tan
doesn't seem to work eye to eye with full frame; leaving me with headache options to replace; IE: super massive primes even at 200, 300, and 400 I really can't justify in spending on; and i'm loosing copyright on what I shoot on at work, meaning I can't make the money back. But fuck owning something like one of them would be fun.

I've got my savings box stashed for the 1Ds Mark IV, which I predict should rumble in at £8000 and give a Hasselblad a rumble for it's high-end guns, without the selling your house bit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# *drool*
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# You should go there!
Or port lympne ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Port Lymph is great too...
But a hell of a walk to get around it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I live just down the road from there
and used to work in catering there.
But had a little van to get around so no problems with walking :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I'm in Whitstable myself,
Small world innit?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Very small!
But the internet is a very helpful place :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Awww
*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Awww...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# From the same shoot..


The mother was getting a little annoyed with people by this point....
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# That baby is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# A little terror, I'll upload one of it pissing off the mother sometime
Her expression is priceless ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I wish I got a picture of a red panda baby skinning a rabbit at port lympne
That was an awesome sight
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# That's disgusting!
Didn't it wash the rabbit first? Fuck me....
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# It caught it
and had taken it to it's little perch thing and didnt want to come see me :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# mother looks annoyed
big cat is channelling "piss off"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Beautiful
Both pics
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Feed me seymour
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Holy fuck!
I can hear it now:

"It's pronounced bookay..."
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# C'MAAAAAOOOONNNN KRELBORRN!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# :D
I mean

☉D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# hahaha :D
I liked that film :)

hahaha
doing a Bill Murray

When you cum all over a girl’s face and, in essence, her facial visage replicates the scene from Ghostbusters when Bill Murray gets slimed.
Scott: What did you do with Jen last night?
Ron: She went down on me and then, at the last moment, I pulled out and sooooo Bill Murray’ed the fuck out of her!
Mike: Niiiiiccceeeee.


The orginal little shop had Jack Nicholson in it
www.lovefilm.com/film/The-Little-Shop-Of-Horrors/1866/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# You learn much from Urban dictionary :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Yegods, tell me about it!
I used to call a local Cumbrian called South Quay "Squay" for short til my brother pointed out what it apparently meant...

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squay

D:
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Those 2 explainations differ quite a lot
Especially if you mistake the 2nd one for the 1st one.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Haha, indeed :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Dumping it in the mud cave
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Blimeh :O
And there was me thinking it was a reference to Bill Murray's character in Little Shop of Horrors!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Forgot he was in it
He gets a mention in the song I am listen to
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# he's the masochistic dental patient
 
he's good but I liked Jack Nicholson better
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# OH HAI URBAN DICTIONARY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# let me guess, urban dictionary?
 
it's strange, all the bizarre sexual terms in there clearly written by people who've never had sex
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# God, this
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# for stupid internet fads, however, it's a perfectly sensible place to look.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# The only place for crap like that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# SKINNNNNNEEER!!!
/Super Nintendo Chalmers
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# feed me all night long!
that sounds wrong
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# oh baby I like it RAWR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I can has triffid?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# wanna maynard?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# haha
those would go nicely with my Moscow Mule
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] teletext taken over by spammers 2010
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I'm approved?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# if only the nigerians knew themselves
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# 633!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# you love it
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# But it is full of spammers targeting 60+ people
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# they still struggle with the commodore vic20 and 9000 baud modems
so this is confusing and new to them
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Woo-hoo I've won a free iPod!
Far better than winning a prize you have to pay for :D

Edit: Hmm, on second thoughts maybe it would be better winning the opportunity to buy a mansion for a £1 than a iPod for nothing.

Darn it, to think I've passed up such a lucrative deal! Hoist by my own petard!!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# but what they fail to tell you is...
it only plays commodore 64 Sid files
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# That's alright, I quite like chip music!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# everyone's a winner
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I can honestly say I've just spent the last 5-10 minutes looking for Hot Chocolate songs in chip music form!
No luck :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# oh noes
thats failure on an epic scale, i must get the commodore 64 and prophet64 module out
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Failure indeed.
Every1's a winner, baby. Except me! :'( !!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# if i can get my sid chip working on mine i will try and do it for you
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# UR FICK!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Ha
Charged directly to your TV license
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# you know it
the only way the bbc could survive.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Haha, nicely :)
Hello stranger!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# tsk tsk
No imagination, these young 'uns ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# *sticks tongue out*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# thank you
hello you.

how are you on this (near) quiet evening
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I'm grand, ta!
How's life with you?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# it's going well so far
very good indeed young squire.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Sitting on my pedantrystal
APR is annual, so 900% APR p/mo doesn't make sense.

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# who cares
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I love hardcore wank pixels
I hope to be enjoying some later
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# watch out for the spluff
it gets very blocky
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Do you like the hard sharp corners?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
this isn't costing me £1.55 per min is it?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# You get what you pay for...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# *spluffs*
ooh baby
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# hatstand nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# It hit those little nuggets
Fallout 3 has made my fingers go even more spazzy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Very nice!
Slight TJ
Chatting to a lovely girl on pof.com.
she just sent me this as an example of what not to do :)
Enjoy!

www.plentyoffish.com/member5317127.htm

My favourite is point 9.
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I wonder if James "The Barracuda" Alexander will ever find the Anything he seeks
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I hope his anything is 'Living in the woods and spending the days kicking squirrels up the arse'
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# We need to get this nork in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Best Alias Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# toooooo manyyyy wordssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Pot kettle:
b3ta.com/board/9593687
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
Point Nine from Outer Space

What a nutter :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# If he was really that fucking great, he'd have made two copies and mailed
one to himself.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# spot
on. first thing you learn
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I'm going to trick him into a date
and punch him in the knackers for Indy 4 and Terminator Salvation
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Hahahaha plot outline (NOT THE SCRIPT)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# heh
..love the name dropping there
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# ACHIEVEMENTS
1) I have come up with loads of lies, many of them on this page
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I love it
because my profile is ninja and it just shows the quality of the (slightly weird) competition. To be fair, he's probably on B3ta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Pffft
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
#
what a fucking nork Genius
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Why does he class creating the plot of the fourth Indiana Jones movie as an acheivement?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I LIKE THE PARTY HAT HE CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO GET DOWN
 
PARTY PARTY PARTY ALL THE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# yeah i bet he gets down with alyssa milano all the time yeah
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# HE'S A TOTAL PARTY BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# BARRACUDA, FROM THE SEA!
 
holy fucking shit, the Standells reformed?!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkUAh2VcwwU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# A crap of azure?
Or the Bifrost bridge meets the Tardis?

*scratches chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# the former... definitely
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# arf................hurry,hurry
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Another hatchet job well done !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Who or what the funky lord is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I was thinking Clark, but it's a Boards of Canada song. Obviously.
Good choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# ta
... big fan of Clark too ...:D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# My brother gave me Totems Flare the other week.
Rainbow Voodoo is fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# that it is!
..overall, Chris's best album, i think
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I dunno ... Body Riddle was fantastic.
Totems tails off a bit towards the end ... Herzog is the only song of his that I've rated as 5 stars. Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# fair point
guess i'm just excited that its much better than turning dragon, which was kind of a letdown
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Aah, I don't have Turning Dragon. My brother said it wasn't worth having.
I'm quite enjoying your music, by the way.

It sounds quite good on this: www.petertyson.co.uk/ebuttonz/ebz_product_pages/pioneer_sw160.shtml?fshop
:D.
Imagine that in a room eight foot square. I love it. If only I could take it to College during term time life would be perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Going for the gold !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# ..fanning for it :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Seam Me Up Scotty
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Dara O'Brien
*shudders*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHM
EEEEHHHHHHHM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# exactly!!!!! the fat headed bastard.....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I like Dara.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Graham Norton does the same EHHHHM EEEEEHHHM thing
They both get on my udders by doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# haha what
is there no comedian that has people not hating them
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# EHHHMM....
Probably not. Except Alan Carr - everyone loves Alan, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
#
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# someone's probably going to call him a cunt and hope for him to die any moment now
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY DESERVE, THESE FUCKERS WHO TRY TO MAKE US LAUGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha
I hate you, I hate you sooo much.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Harsh, and I see your point, but...
...well, he did pick on one of the few 'comedians' I'd happily bitchslap
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# join the queue co-pres
I'd bitchslap that annoying poor man's Julian Clary into next year
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Co-pres!
How's it going :D

Coming to Derby this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# It goes well, danke frau Präsident.
How's tricks in your neck of the woods?

stranger things have happened. we'll have to wait and see
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Not too bad
Still stuck in a VERY shit job that is doing very little for my mental health, y'know, other than shock it to hell ;)

But at least I have a job, and I'm also with one of* the finest men know to have crossed the Jessie radar.

Please make it to Derby, I must have mentioned before that I'd buy you alcohol (even though you're blatently underage).

*I'm just trying to spare blushes, no one beats him on my radar except characters- and we make those what we want, and rarely what they are ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Be glad you have a job.
I have to hide in the zoo till after dark then eat from the tortoise enclosure. They're the only ones I'm able to out-pace. Make good soup though.

admit it, you don't really want me to come to derby - then prof would be the second finest man you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# is he the one with the posture like a goose?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# If anyone ever deserved Bad Aids
It's that Twunt !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Well, I would quite happily live inside a hippo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Stephen Fry is pretty well loved.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I don't love him
He's a big too smug for my tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Up the bum bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I do believe that is how "the gays" do things.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Not all of them...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# How do the others manage then?
Mutual fellatio?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# If you're asking, sure, why not
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Hahah
I can remember a discussion a few years ago with my (gay) mate, I happened to mention that I didn't really class oral as sex, just another (albeit advanced) form of foreplay. He was horrified.

There's just no need to exclude options apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Yeah
but people write erotic fanfiction about him, so he's gone too far the other way - being so universally loved that some people love him too much
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# How can someone eroticise that man?
He's about as sexual as yellowed lace curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# he worked with hugh laurie a lot so that makes him his boyfriend
that's how it works
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# CHECK FOR LUPUS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# lee mack is a funny bastard, he blends old style comedy with new nicley, but his sketch show and not going out sucked
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I quite enjoyed Not Going Out
made a change to have jokes in a sit com. Yes, I'm looking at you Gavin and Stacey.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# *molests*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
How's you doing there, sexy fella? You're looking all tanned and muscular from working out in the fields I see
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# *flexes*
Whya thangyoo sir!

How you doin'?

(I'm grand, ta!)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I'm ok fanks
I so want this week to be over - then off to Bavaria again for lovely beers and meats
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# *friendly jealouses*


Also- *customary running glomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# \o/
Your cows need their tits squeezing, baby ;) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Moooo...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# *attends to*

um...isn't this why we decided not to be on the board at the same time anymore? It took weeks to get the smell of sick out of the board last time
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Nannies you mean?
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# You entertaining sexy nannies again? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Nicely done
Love the ginger Frankie
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# That is rather smashing.
I am not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Hugh there looks particularly chuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# He just scored another voiceover
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# YES!
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha
Dara is actually a Leprachaun.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Its Hitler Jim, but not as we know it
(Fon Repeat until funny, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I'm waiting.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# are you coming onto me?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
# It's a giant, BASH IT HARD WITH MJOLNIR!
Haven't seen you around lately
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# busy being unemployed
and looking after a 3 year old.

but i am now a freelance designer if anyone needs business.

*jangles keys*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# trust you you big man whore.
how are the stools these day?

i trust team manley are doing well and that the little 'un is well recovered from the mint tea incident the other year.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Ah, Mr O'Fodin
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# how do kerry
i trust you're well and still rocking out to the max.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# he's looking shifty
shifty looking
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# that ogre is up to something
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Wink wink . . . nudge nudge . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# First go at HDR - not sure if I like it or not.

CFB (335kb)

'Ning. Sorry it's nothing funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Doesn't really work on a subject like that tbh
Needs more of a vista
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# But I use XP.
):


:P
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Arf!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# and a subject which has a high dynamic range.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# What does HDR mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# High Dynamic Range
It gets more boring from here on in.
(I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hardly Diploma Required
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hahahahah
You bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# hint of dill and rosemary
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# High dynamic range.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_dynamic_range_imaging
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hnnnnnnng Doink ROAR
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
#

:)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hahaha
gemenerik
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I'm not sure this really works mate
Your target probably needs more information and scope, to be honest, such as a landscape or building

Just my opinion though
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Yeah, probably this.
I just liked it in real life because of the textures. I'm drawn to scabby industrial textures like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Well, I like it
I like the way HDR brings out textures such as on the tree and the weathered sign
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I don't really understand this HDR stuff so I don't know why I should like it or not.
but it reminds me of this tidemarked sign I once took a pic of.


also not funny.


(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# it's always where you least expect it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Hiding... Waiting...
Ready to POUNCE!!! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Eek!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# hahah
DANGER WATER.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# It is a bit funny.

CFM
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# This is good.
Have you seen this guys work? www.vanilladays.com he is awesome. Takes lovely HDR photos of liverpool.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# How the hell did he shoot the dancers one?
Wouldn't they have moved between taking the three shots? (Unless you can do clever things with RAW to get an underexposed and an overexposed version from one source image.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Bingo :)
RAW
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Haha, WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# MARTY! your kids are black!
MODEDIT: Pathetic racism deleted.
(alsloginid ky jelly tots?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# I hate the school holidays
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# It's good this picture contains fire
it means you are used to fire

you may be about to experience some more...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I like Back to the Future
but by the time BTTF 17 came out, it was all getting very silly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# episode 17 gave me the shakes man
it was unnerving
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# 16 was the worst
completely unoriginal, not enough doc.
(alsloginid ky jelly tots?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I heard they were making a Bollywood adaptation of 9

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Also, this

I only now read what that actually says
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# but his name is smith not watts
unless you are refering to the watts riots in LA in 1965 as an explosion point of racial tension.

you're picture isn't helping in pushing forward racial intergration and peaceful living of all races across the globe.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# he is picture isn't helping
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# yes.
and you're all ghey.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Personally I don't mind that the image fails to further those undoubtedly laudible goals.
My problem with it is that it's not funny or nice to look at. Probably I should have a problem with the racist undertones too, but looking at the whole package here, I'm guessing this person isn't very bright so I'm sort of half-shrugging and saying 'meh'.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# i find the poor special effect of doc and marty superimposed over flames ruins the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I see what you mean.
Someone should put the effort in and shop them out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# and to think
bob zemekis made it as a director after this.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Or on the other hand, someone could just say
www.b3ta.com/board/9621607
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# LOLRACIST.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# you're on b3ta, not 4chan
fuck off with the racism, shit for brains
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Adios as they say
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Oh noes, what did I miss
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# BacKKK to the future for neolithic meatheads..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Wow, b3ta censorship what next
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
#
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I did not see this, so shouldn't comment,
but I will anyway.

Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Clinton in the News


Click for bigger (128 kb)

maybe a decent shot of Kim as the wife... or Freebase, you know, I'm easy either way
(Olipro is apologising for length, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# they are both cunts of the highest order
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# why
(guffbeak, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# they raped my grandma
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Turkey neck Hilary!
But, just so you know it's usually considered polite not to post two images in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# shit, I'm unintentionally going renegade
(Olipro is apologising for length, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I hope he's careful where he sticks his pointy implement in future
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# he stuck it in North Korea today
and achieved positive results
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I wanna play this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL8T2IQHy8M
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# The all new exciting way to shatter your pelvis!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# But it looks amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# hehe,
I had to laugh when listening to PM this evening and they described his expression in the rather awkward
press-shot with Kim Jong-Il as if he'd just been asked "How's Monica?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Hahah
obvious thing to ask :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Putin getting sexual


there's an aeroplane joke in there somewhere.

original here: www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6738969.ece
(Olipro is apologising for length, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Salmon is better
than Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# He's not really striking a pose is he? He's swimming.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# The horse in the second image has incredibly wrinkly lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# This image makes me smile
www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00597/Vladimir-Putin_9__597488a.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:48, archived)
# because Putin's thinking "fucking peasant" ?
(Olipro is apologising for length, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# He has the expression, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# or because the peasant is thinking "fucking dictator"
(Olipro is apologising for length, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# They look a bit hostile towards eachother to be having lunch together
or at the very least uncomfortable with eachothers presence
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Bit early for freebase isn't it?
I know, I know, it's never too early.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# freebase needs to be let go back to the pastures, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Don't be hatin' on freebase!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I love freebase but he's beginning to reach critical mass, just like Henry did
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Freebase was here long before Henry, and will be here long after Henry's demise.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I was there for the beginnings of both :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Shirley Bindun?
(Olipro is apologising for length, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# haha, probably
there is a source without the shadow somewhere

edit:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=14555
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
#
I dunno... perhaps a new freebase

(Olipro is apologising for length, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# New?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
#
yeah, the pbase website where the image originated from has him pulling a few other choice expressions, like the one above, for example.
(Olipro is apologising for length, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Pssst, we know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# yeah, but we don't want him to know that
(Olipro is apologising for length, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# heres freebases flickr
www.flickr.com/photos/petranek/2095616349/in/photostream/

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Crikey, 9700+ photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# It's scary to think how many I scrolled through when I found that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
#
I like this guy
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
#
Ooo ooo ooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Hahahah
these are amusing me faaaar to much
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Weightlifting is the new diving

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Heheheh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Meh
www.flickr.com/search/?q=freebase&w=14365348%40N04

I wonder if he ever looks at his stats, and finds hundreds of searches for Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I<3u
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# BUILD UP THOSE FUCKING MULES
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# haha
yours is an improvement, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Han's lolly
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I fucking hope that's actual size
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# this is ace
but I have a sneaking suspicion your monitor is a lot bigger than mine
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# It's what you do with it, Tom

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# aggressively and ironically, sometimes simultaneously
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Until I focused on this I thought someone had posted scat.
I prefer your Han's lolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# They should make these and sell them at geek conventions
They'd make a fortune, whoever 'they' are.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# ^this, great minds
below
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# This.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# SUCK IT AND SEE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Wow
That's actually a brilliant idea; sell it to Lucasarts and profit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# didn't someone have a front page of this a month or two ago?
but with an ice lolly (as in a fruity one not a choc ice-y one)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Wasn't that a game of Frisbee
by Zak?

Edit: Oops, still there; not that one then!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:48, archived)
# A caravan?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# That's what I though
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Haha
"Crunchy, chewy centre"
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# You've been Luke'ing for a while to make this pun
and now you've gone and leia'd it out for us

Like some horrific punning inVader

How could you stoop solo.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# we hear and obi
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# that's wan way to do it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
# thats the thin end of the Wedge, matey
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:48, archived)
# What are you Tarkin about, man?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I'll get Nass-ty in a minute if you're no careful
fortuna-ly for you I'm a forgiving guy, forgive and boba fett i say
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# yeah man, there's no need to be generally grievous
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# for a moment there
i thought there was a politically correct version of a fleshlight, but then the rest of it loaded
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# pfffffffffft
 
excellent 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# What do we have for supper today?
(otscho from heaven, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Anyone else smell 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# It smells like disappointment and rape.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# My trousers have nothing to do with this!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# This reply makes me smile.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# blimey thats creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Yeah, it is a bit, isn't it

I was wondering for a full minute whether I should post it.
Then I remembered it was b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Don't rise to trolls, they only want attention, any attention.
Because if they can cause any sort of emotional response within anyone, even an internet stranger, then their cold empty lives sat in front of a keyboard tapping away and wanking isn't wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
# but... but... you just fuelled them surely?
we're caught in a recursive advice loop!



nooooooooooooo......
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# My reply was typed completely deadpan.
I wanked out all my emotion years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I bottle mine and sell it on website along with t-shirts that say things like "kill everyone now"
trollmart.com

its in the game

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# WE'RE CAUGHT IN A TRAMP!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# WHUT?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# \o/
the power of suggestion. :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Top jumpsuit japery!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# He won't release you until you've milked his prostate dry.
And that prostate is the size of a melon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# hmm, melon.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Hello troll.
It isn't supper time yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# but but.. I has a sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Noooo, they be stealin' my sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Brahmin Steak,Crunchy Mutfruit,Iguana-on-a-stick,Yao Guai Meat and insta-mash
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Your radiation level has increased
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Are we talking good, superpower giving radiation here?
Or bad radiation that gives cancer? And if it's cancer radiation, good cancer or bad cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# ST -1, AG -1
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# got any rad away handy?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Should've taken the Lead Belly perk, man.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Sorry, this is shit.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)
# :) SPANG
Also: Silly Sidebottom, wicket is not for vaulting.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# and image is not for reproducing.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Or linking to?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# or blinking at.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# There is also the Henry Viaduct
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# It is now my new life purpose to leave a shit on every major dam in the world

Every major dam in the world, here I come!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I've spent
5 mins googling for someone called Major Dam. But I can't find one so I give up on making a really shit joke. I'm sure you can fill in the blanks, such as the build up and the punch line.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Uh-huh

I meant mayor, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# That's a lot of shit, man
A LOT of shit.

and some of those dams could be close to structural failure

you've gotta eat up some bran and get a move on

QUICK MAN QUICK!!!

There's not enough time!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# haha
spang on you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
# DAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# haha
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# *SpAnG*
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# What happens when the bag is full? O_O
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# if only it was a dyson dam.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# ive spanged it before ; D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Not surprised.
good work.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# spang you very much
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# The better you are the better the gloves get.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
# You can't have a bald American hero
Balding, maybe, but not a full on slaphead.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I have something for you, hang on..


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Taken just after lunch when the rain stopped :)

And woo Microwave!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Aww, *strokes, regrets*
They are aces :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
# They are , excuse the pun, quite hairy to be inside an enclosure with
there were four of them, and one on it's own has the potential to kill a lion through infection (they urinate on those spikes). The second one was bang on my case and flared up it's combs in aggression, until the keepers suggested I get out. So getting a shot for a press release wasn't easy!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Ha, it's not all fluffy baby animals :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Absolutely
I felt genuinely quite wiry of them
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Oh, and your gaz
They are African brushed-tailed Porcupines , Atherurus africanus, native to western central Africa, according to the Kingdon Pocket Guide to African Mammals about one of the best books written on the subject, as a guide
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# *sits cross-legged on floor*
And how come they're totally different colours Mr Jahled, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
# The white one, Blondie, was initially thought to be albino I think
but apparently white members of the species are not so uncommon; though in this instance I don't think we are completely certain, in so far as who I have spoken to
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Looks a bit like me to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Porkypines!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Shitty pish!

This just reminded me of a wild porcupine family I saw in Sri Lanka: mummy, biiiig daddy and babby porcupine.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Aww, cute porkypies
Dangerous, cute porkypies
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# AW CUTE
cute cute cute
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# he's american hero 2.0
he's at peace with his imperfections

but he's GONNA KICK COMMIE ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# It's all in the posture . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Soviets always wore red. It was the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# That's because when asked how they felt about red uniforms
'Soviet' sounds a lot like 'So be it'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# John Polevaulta
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# pffft
I can see his pance.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)

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