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# *ruffle ruffle*

Kat's "Jungle Fantasy" bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hey Cenaris enough with all the pos...oh
;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
# THEY NEED BREAM TOO
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
# She likes em' big, don't she
Nice to see Kat's fantasy world again. Can we see more?

Edit: This should be the next SA story arc...
Kat gets tipsy, nods off and imagines her jungle kingdom. Then a mass scaled jungle war happens.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# with tits
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# AND BREAM
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# BREAMTITS

the way forward
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# What?
Kat getting tipsy with tits or jungle warfare with tits?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# He was at the Star Wars Expo in Excel a few years ago.
Bit of a morose git, really.
Draws nice boobs though, I suppose. Then again, it's only the portrait-painted cover versions of his stuff that I really like, and all the good work there is done by someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Gone Fishin!!!
(JakeyD, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)
# BREAM!
OH BREAM IN CREAM, BREAM IN CREAM!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# THIS BOARD NEEDS MORE BREAM
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Bream.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# bream a little bream
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I breamed a bream of time gone by!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# bream lover
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
#
Sweet Bream baby
Sweet Bream baby
Sweet Bream baby
How long must I Bream?
Bream baby.....
Good old Roy Orb! He had the Breams too!
(JakeyD, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)
# All I Have To Do Is Bream
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)
#
And lets not forget......Wet Breams, ohhh yes, wet Breams!
(JakeyD, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# do androids bream of electric sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Freak out in a moonage dayBream oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# what a day for a daybream
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# What a day for a dayBream
What a day for a dayBreaming boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Engage the transporter bream!
(Cloudane, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
#
Bream me up Scotty!
(JakeyD, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I Bream of Jennie?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Seamwhores?

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# i need to watch that photoshop dvd again!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# we've all got one


(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
# SEAMS


SEAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# seams..... sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Might....
<Reaches for carrier bag...>
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Auto-erotic-asphixyation much ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Less auto....
...it helps to think of it as a "mercy-bagging" for something that looks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *Mercy bagging*
ha ha ha oh my
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# You know
you'll use that in conversation now...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# ah, the famous Milligan Manoeuvre
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# :)
always loved this kind of thing



edit:fuck that were a bit big
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# BIGGAR
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Ben! Ben!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


It shoulda been. Shockingly quick and dirty, and just downright cheap to boot. (I'm not even sure if I'm referring to the image anymore, or just myself.)
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Very mediocre!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# ...all I remember about him, he was mediocre...
mediocre size, mediocre face...average, really...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# All of this^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Two suggestions done
Both quickly sketched.
Robot Girrafes ambush zeppelins


Click for bigger (130 kb)

And someone asked for a headcrab humping a rabbit.
Doesn't relly look like a rabbit, but then I don't draw them rabbits.


Yeesh. I gotta' improve my skills.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Print it out
and stick it to your mum's fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I don't think you have to improve much...
Just take more time on em, If you are being serious, then 20 summat minutes tween suggestion and posting is probably a bit optimistic in anyones books.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# fat titted badgers!


oh sorry wrong person
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# "they make the rockin' world go round"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Yes dey do
Don't dey doh.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Top headcrab.
Never seen a finer portrayal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# But rabbit does not want crab trunction in his ear
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# *chuckles*
*likes*
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# *bows to our Giraffidae overlords*
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Damn
it was Pirate robot giraffes ;)

Good giraffage otherwise though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# And that head crab is too nautical for me

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# The 80s produced some great artists
like Rick Astley, Milli Vanilli, Culture Club, etc. Then this horrible Smiths abomination comes along and makes this cringe-inducing album!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# The Diary of Anne Frank:
It was really really boring. Its about some girl and her life- who cares!?! It is a total girly-girl book. Too dull to even care. I couldnt even pay attention to what happened to her, why it was so awful. Oh Well, NEXT…
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Did someone give her an Angry Pirate?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
WOOD!

EDIT: Also, further to the discussion down below, here is a scan of the 1 star reviews article:

www.b3tards.com/u/67a65da9325cc9b514a8/reviews.jpg

Some stone cold classics in there....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Even better with the eyepatch.
Growr!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Ah another one :D
Would you like to join my club for "Men who like ladies with eyepatches"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
# If there's a badge, I'll sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# OMG! Happytoast punning!!!
Times must be hard!!!

Also Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
# needed a break from video editing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
# D:
I was going to do a Roy Keane / Roy Not That Bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Have this Jane!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Foc us All
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Alternatively...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# He is warning us!.....about...something?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Bill Nighy!
Run to the Hills!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# there's Murder in the Rue Morgue!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Oh shit! Not the poonge :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# OH NOES :(
NOT THE POONGE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Poonge!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# There's always one though....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:53, archived)
# He looks a cheery chap
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ha ha
you had to really ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Is the leg snapping poonge related?
The public needs to know!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# aarrrgggghhhhhh
He should never have carved that sign out of granite, not with his brittle bone problems!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# bring on the poonge!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Pffft

I didn't know Uranus was a weather condition
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Well it can get blustery!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# oh dear stan.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Astronomy Bitch!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Now repeat after me, " Propoganda protects political fuckups!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# .. and watching for pigs on the wing.
Supreme effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# in the society of the self, a common threat is needed otherwise the whole shebang would fall apart.
Watch The Power Of Nightmares and then come back.
(interference, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# DAVID IKE!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Hide behind your new L-plate, have a cake
..and don't come back
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Just checking:
Your proposal is that H1N1 is just common flu, and that there actually is no 'swine flu'? y/n?
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Not at all!
I'm suggesting that the majority of cases of Swine Flu, may just be common flu that's miss-diagnosed by 16 year olds in "over the phone" clinics, to bump the "epidemic" numbers and add to the fear mongering that's very conveniently taking the public’s eyes of the Tax money the government transferred from your pocket to their personal accounts?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Guile is pissed off


Click for bigger (164 kb)

Could I ask for drawing suggestions? Another SF character or something else? Keep is simple. I'm learning.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# The entire ceiling of the Sistene chapel
In other news, I just got a call to say my sofa is being delivered tomorrow morning, joy of joys, I'll have somewhere to sit at home :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# You're just challenging me now :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# oh ok
How about the look on Jollyjack's face when you broke his legs to stop him running away and made him redraw SA vol 2 because you didn't like how it ended.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# This is B3ta
Not Misery and a 2 by 4 + sledge hammer combo
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Did you get it in the sale? Or did you miss out?
Never a sale on when you want to buy a sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Ah, splendid

Now all you need is a home to put it in

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Pirate robot giraffes
waiting to ambush trading zeppelins
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Bitchy Guile is bitchy.
Also nicely :) and ning all.

I would like to see drawings of Frogs.Not nearly enough Frogs are drawn nowadays :(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Strontium Dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:31, archived)
# A squirrel wanking off cenaris
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Nice Guile
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Why have you hacked Epiphany's account Jamnog?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# GIN GIN GIN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# D:
Think of all the mess.
Wouldn't be pretty.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Ok,
Draw a headcrab fucking a rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:38, archived)
# In the ear I'll bet
Can I get away with that on here?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Might consider it
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# SONIC BOOM!
Also, you should draw the person who left the one star review of Moby Dick on Amazon stating,

"Too nautical for me!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# too nautical by a mile!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Just read an article from The Guide in Saturday's Guardian
with selected 1 star reviews.

I think my favourite is this one about This is Spinal Tap:

"If you're going to make such an excellent documentary, why make it about a band that nobody has ever heard of?"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# What a douche

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I think Ive seen that before somewhere
There's a collection of terrible revuews off amazon somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Aye, I think you may be right.
Still terribly amusing though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Also,
Mile Knot
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# He's not the messiah, he's a very nauty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha

That was you, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Ha. No, this was mine ;)
The Shawshank Redemption;

"The escape through the sewer is an obvious symbol for anal sex"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Alan Moore Goes Shopping
(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Take them!
Take them and leave me alone
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I bet those nawty Illuminati have been in just before him
and bought them all.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I watched The Watchmen at the weekend, and have just been told Alan Moore would kill me
Because I said it was very like reading the book, but the pictures moved.

Apparently he doesn't approve of such views as they're different mediums hahahaha

Give the man a lacy hankie.

This pic am WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I also watched Watchmen this weekend
It looked great but the massively clunky dialogue straight from the comic did not sound great coming from the assembled skilled thespians.

Nice to see Mickey from Seinfeld in it though.
(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# So it's you who watches the watchmen then....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# The ridiculous Owl/SS sex scene and the terrible music
cannot be unexperienced, unfortunately.
(Rogue Sausage, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# yeah that was an epic-dreadful 4th wall breaker
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# It was in the book though
I'm glad they didn't leave it out.

They should have left in News stand guy though, I liked him.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Love that. Excellent work!
Clicks, Clicks, Clicks (in a satanic fashion)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Moore!
Outstanding stuff..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# ohhoho
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Aw man
Now I want to eat fish sticks while watching Salad Fingers.
I feel hungry and filthy while I should be asleep. Where's the dang this checkbox.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# WIZARD_OF_OZ :)
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(herman:D, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# :)
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(herman:D, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# the password is "fish"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
#
pass safe

Bit quiet here this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# hello sir
it is

I suspect there is something afoot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# foot n mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I'm currently scribbling my plans for World Domination
with Dave the Hat, The Great Architect and Mott the Hoople
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# :)
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(herman:D, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Yay sock!
So how's the definitive sock gallery coming along? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# it's not. :(

I'd rather get a job first
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# looks like Harman's enjoying having her brains felt
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# HAHA
Well spotted! Memories of "Bad Taste" come flooding back!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Ozzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Is there anything that GMoS hasn't done?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# No.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# my 2 yr old daughter loves the film Oldboy
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:26, archived)
# they're great those things, aren't they?
excellent stuff

My 2 year old son has little interest in TV and Film
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# baby sophie goes batshitnuts for Peppa Pig
but isn't that bothered by most other tv.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Cam's sister, can sty happily glued to the TV all day, but he has the attention span of a gnat
and more often than not gets up to turn it off

Bit annoying when I was trying to watch world athletics last night

oddly though, he was happy to sit and watch the last 10 mins of Police Academy 6 with me on Saturday (It was the only thing our TV could recieve due to adverse weather)

*edit* where is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Fighting on Klendathu
Would you like to know more?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I'M BACK BABY!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Yay! I'm also back
Not having b3ta for 1/2 a week was hell, god knows what I'll do at christmas when I have no b3ta for 3 weeks :S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:53, archived)
# ask for an iphone for xmas
then ignore your family for the rest of the holiday
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# "Hey Jonny!"
"You're dead!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# It's OK Johnny
I got to have you...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I'm not here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I'm in Cognito
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Did Cognito consent!?
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# He was very accommodating
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# That's the Spanish for you
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I'm lurking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I'm Spartacus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Little Italy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:37, archived)
# My 2 love Charlie and Bloody Lola!!!!!
They weren't to fond of "The Grudge"?
*edit: sorry, love the pic by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:53, archived)
# i actually quite like charlie and lola
it's little fucking einsteins i just can't sit through anymore
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Don't tell anyone..
But I'm afraid Charlie and Lola are growing on me also. But keep it to yourself mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# This.
My three year old speaks just like Lola. She's also tickled by the idea that most of the names from that show are nicknames for Charlotte.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I never noticed that!
"Marv" being the obvious exception.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# don't blame her
peppa pig is boss

why the fuck am i not called pedro?
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)
# My Daughter also loves peppa pig
in fact is all she says. Every person and thing is peppa pig. She also does the snort oink noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Is she equally fond of live octopus?
Nom, nom.


Excellent rendition on a notoriously unforgiving medium.
Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# We have that "Aquadraw" mat too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# by odd coinkydink we do too
they were both birthday presents.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# And the most worrying thing about that fact,
is that you don't in fact have any kids ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# She loves it
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:51, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:12, archived)
# They all do :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:24, archived)
# The Autobummer 5000!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Oww
Oww
Oww
Oww
Oww
Oww
Oww
Oww
Oww
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# This image could spawn a religion of it's own!
Great use of the best phallic logo ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Yo, Buck!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:16, archived)
# *fthmp*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:23, archived)
# At least she doesn't have crap all over her mouth
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Hehehe! And who wouldn't?
Everyone lurves teh animated seamage. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Heather does
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)
# what the hell man this ain't muscle beach man what the hell
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Hahaha
WHY MAN THIS IS DOWNTOWN ALABAMIEEE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:36, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:41, archived)
# ahhhahhhah
 
there is nothing like a dame
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:53, archived)
# That's his opinion too. If he can just get past that inquisitive guard dog.
Frankly, it looks skeptical at his attempt to get in with the gals.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:03, archived)
# What the hell
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:53, archived)
# I knews I should've taken that right turn at Alberqueque
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:20, archived)
# hahahaha
:))
(herman:D, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Musta bindun
Embiggen it, just a little bit
(mariusm is too lazy to write anything here, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 6:10, archived)
# ...
The Sun has a lot to answer for...
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 6:28, archived)
# So does b3ta, according to this list
www.crn.com.au/News/153125,top-10-workplace-time-wasters.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 6:45, archived)
# a bad case of obvious-stating there.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 6:52, archived)
# why did they namecheck people from qotw?
how odd.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:19, archived)
# because they are too scared to go into the funplace
THEY ARE SCARED OF FUN

but honestly, if I want to read long-winded, pointless lies, I can always turn to policy documents and party political broadcasts instead HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:35, archived)
# THEY'RE DISRESPECTING THE GAYSHIFT.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:39, archived)
# MAKES ME WANT TO LAUNCH ANOTHER HATE CRIME
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:40, archived)
# there is a violence gang that can help you do hatecrimes if you need some help
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:44, archived)
# BIFF BANG POW THUD WALLOP YOU FUCK
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:46, archived)
# PUCH*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:25, archived)
# OH YES!
I HAVE A BASKET OF HATE CRIME READY FOR INSTANT USE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:48, archived)
# JUST ADD GASOLINE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:52, archived)
# CHUNKS OF STYROFOAM TO TASTE
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:00, archived)
# BITCHES DON'T KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:45, archived)
# Interesting that this is from an Australian website.
I'm insulted so much, i'm now spitting on my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:40, archived)
# to be fair
it's a shitty little article in a shitty little geek rag that nobody fucking cares about in the first place.

So, shit on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:45, archived)
# I still don't know what CRN even stands for
because I can't see it on their lame little site
www.crn.com.au/Info/Default.aspx?si=About

Computer something buzzword micropenis whatever?

acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/CRN
not much of a fucking brand, is it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:51, archived)
# They should give up. The internet is overstocked
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:56, archived)
# I love the smell of synergy in the morning. It smells like... nothing--nothing at all.
As part of our holistic approach to our brands, we deliver the most comprehensive products in every sector we operate in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:13, archived)
# these days i need a squeegee to wipe all the spit off my screen every time i go online
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Post your jet-powered creatures please
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:18, archived)
# Pyyyyow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Budapest!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Woof!
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:31, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Hahaha
That cat must be in Kokoda
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:22, archived)
# WADER CAT WHAT IS YOUR MISSION DIRECTIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:22, archived)
# MISSION DIRECTIVE: FIND MICHAEL JACKSON AND TAKE HIM BACK TO BROWN TOWN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:26, archived)
# HE'S A SLIPPERY ONE AND NO MISTAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:35, archived)
# ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:24, archived)
# comin atcha
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:24, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:31, archived)
# does this count?

pukka youtube version with sound
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:48, archived)
# Whoosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 6:15, archived)
# FOOOOOOOKIN' 'ELL!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 6:22, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 6:45, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:18, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:19, archived)
# This is all class
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Damn sam
Wooyay

I'm loving this whole thread actually, but just got my hands free so clicks to all.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Set the controls for the heart of the sun..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:32, archived)
# SPACEDOG
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)
# If you insist...














It could have been worse...I could have put them all as seperate replies..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# i had a great dream
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
# stupid sexy president
 
nice cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)
# thanks for the feedback
and what are your thoughts on the turnip?
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
# I WANT IT IN ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)
# That's the only dream I ever have.
Since this isn't jet powered and the sauce is waaaaaay down there, I'm putting it here, okay?


Odd thing: crap though this is, I'm now bugged by the seam where the actual muzzle and face come together.

[edit: twistier trunk]
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:26, archived)
# It's great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Aw Shucks
:)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 5:51, archived)
# sorry.. had to be done....


Click for bigger (43 kb)


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# FREE WILLY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# where do i queue?
i could do with a new one
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Does anyone remember which film ends with a couple running from a house into a hail of police bullets
and instead of seeing them die, the film freezes and fades into to a photograph of them in mid-run.

Those bits I am sure about. I'm thinking they were bank robbers, maybe a 60's movie but it's not my initial feeling Bonnie & Clyde.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Animal House*
*not really,

My initial thought was also Bonnie & Clyde.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Youtube is lying then
it just has them being shot up in a car.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 3:19, archived)
# keep searching then
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)
# A Fistful of Traveller's Cheques
 
(not the scene you're thinking of, but still a good ending)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Butchy cassidy and the gaybardance kid
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:01, archived)
# Scribblin'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
# wtf *banana feet*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# bananananananana feet
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# The lady with an eye instead of a head has big boobs.
What's that thing in the top right?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# wild haggis
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# She does. It was an accident.
That's a badly drawn anatomical heart, based off of a slightly better drawn anatomical heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:48, archived)
# haha are you sure it was a heart and not an egg or something
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Yeahhhh.
It had like lots of veins and shit, and it was definitely a heart. My drawing, not so much...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I thought it was a potato that had been in the cupboard too long
And had started sprouting
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Beware: Potato lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Eeeeew
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Looks like a crab with a straw in it...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 3:07, archived)
# DON'T DRAW ON THE WALLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:48, archived)
# I DIDN'T
I DREW ON A PAPER
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# DON'T CRAYON THE FRIDGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I DIDN'T
I CRAYONED YOUR FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# metallica ftw
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Hahaha
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)
# EYE HEAD!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)
# In the land of the blind
the one-eyed man is king.

Or some such o.O
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# In the world of the blind, the one-eyed man is regarded as a hallucinated idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
# In my pants the one eyed man is dribbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Ugh
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Yeahh, you know what?
If it's in the land of the blind, there's no fucking way to know if the one-eyed man actually has one eye. Cuz everyone else is blind and shit. It might just be another blind fucker pretending to have an eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# There is some weight to that line of reasoning.
As no one could actually look and see if they were pretending.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 2:10, archived)
# I'd claim to have one eye just because that old adage promises I'd then be king
But then I expect everyone else would too, so we'd all be living a lie. I don't want that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)
# And then I bet a bunch of people would start pretending.
The only way to be able to tell would be to poke them in their faces to see if there was an eye there or not...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)
# It might be expedient to chop off everyone's head in the interests of fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 2:43, archived)
# In the land of the blind the one eyed man is hunted down and destroyed like the social miscreant he so obviously is
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 3:01, archived)
# that reminds me of my school days
My notebooks contained more of that sort of thing than actual notes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Hahahah
Mine are too.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
# Jog on
spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)

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