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[challenge entry] SAUSAGE!

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# WOOOOO HOOOOO!!!...
...YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Sausage love !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I think I've seen this before.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Were
you on the Titanic?

Repostulated compost.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# OMG!! NASTY!! *cleeks*
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Sock cooking!
(JoePesky, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Crikey
What does he brush his teeth with, bleach?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Dunno,
but I can tell you what she brushes hers with!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
# hahahaha, how rude
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# ARF...gotta pop out now and buy some flowers!
it worked for him:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Uh oh!
That's no place to keep a sausage!

Is it just me, or does he have really large balls?
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Sauslut.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# lol
:))))))
(herman:D, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Cripple
....sex.

Ultimately she can neve accept those flowers, unless he sticks them up her arse, due to her apparent lack of rsm.
(chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock!, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I don't like sausages, so I am chucking in a robot, a yellow one at that.


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I like sausages really, I was just lying.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Looks like solid gold !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I like your robot
Unless it's about to shoot an orphan that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Glitterboi!
(Eli-T, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# God I love your arts
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# "Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...."
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Theres a special place in hell waiting for me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Sausage hell . . . where you get flame broiled for all of purgatory !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I also thought that there'd be a punishment consisting of being force fed uncooked sausages, while you're continually being beaten with a giant salami
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Now we're getting somewhere !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# but i covered his weiner
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# ...something like that...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
# HELL____________________________yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# it's frightening...
...there's no women in Hell.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# That's why it's Hell
it's all bumming. Unless you're gay, then you go to a different bit where there are only fannies and all the bums are sealed up.
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# that all seems in order
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# yeah, see you there :)
www.b3ta.com/board/9650445
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I just had to get this out of my head from watching the plinth earlier...
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I presume this is from some British show that's currently playing?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# haha, erm, no :P
it's from further down the board, sort of. This guy was on the plinth in Trafalgar Square after Peregrin, and I just thought if he got more blasphemous what an easy target he would make on that big concrete block. :D
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Ahh...
Thanks. I shall scroll
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# now I think of it though
"The Plinth" does kinda sound like some crappy tv series.
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# sounds like a tough ITV detective drama
DCI PLINTH

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Please don't tell me you've never heard of
Montee Piethon
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# TJ
I want a tattoo
If there's a better collection of innovative, unique, original and talented people to ask I don't want to know about it..

Anyway, lets get the arse kissing out of the way

I want a Tattoo of the letters K L E (in any order, any form)

If anyone can be arsed, and comes up with a design I like, I will add their copyright under it

I want it on the shoulder arm area.

*awaits a thousand CDC'c*
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Do it in comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# That would be interesting if it comes out . . . ELK !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Do you want it to be easily readable
or is it ok if it's very stylized?
Also, are you thinking about single colour or multiple colours?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# As long as I can see the letters ELK
(in any order) i'll be a happy chappy
Not bothered if they aren't instantly apparent to everyone, and not bothered about colours

Edit: the more stylized the better
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# CDCs,
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Kenan and Kel...
and on that solitary post. Goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# 1000 cdc's
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# The world would be a better place
if all tattoos had smiles :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
# I hear what you're thinking . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Hahahahahaha,
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# thanks :)
I couldn't help thinking, if you're going to pose with a big white cross pretending to be jesus then a big, flat, elevated, concrete slab is probably not the best place to do it just in case!
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Grab your sausage master !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# my sausage is rising
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Prick it with a fork to see if it's done !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# If it is, slather it in butter
And then wrap your lips around it
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# You're looking for buns . . . they're on aisle 9 !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# That's pure genie-us
lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Now I feel so dreamy ~`~`
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Now that's a woman I can get on board with!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Carpet for two !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Wanna make it three? ,':)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Her sister is just a blink away -\/o
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# *blinks lots and lots and lots*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# That increased the frame rate !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I dream of snorkers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Prunes!
I miss your Chump, Beattie and Wogan galleries
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Yay . . . The Duke of Prunes said snorkers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# She should be able to cook it with one twitch of her nose
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# That's right . . . no nuke needed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# i dream of weeny..
..oh wait, that's not right :(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# That's what she said !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# chortle................"take your sausage by the hand"
"wave it about all over the land"..:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# In my head now . . .
♪ ♫ ♫ ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# SAUSAGE
TIME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Ready in the blink of two eyes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)
# hey baby...
...blink my sausage next!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Coming right up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] definately been done

needs more dogs with motorbikes
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Everything needs more dogs with motorbikes
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Except the
Cat Car Convention
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Dogs dressed as people dressed as food
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# It fits !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# haha
F.J: anyone know how you make an animation really fast?
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# amyl nitrate either that or reduce the number of frames and speed up the frame rate
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I've set it to no delay
and it's only 4 small frames ~120k but it seems stuttery
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# 4 frames
and it's stuttery?

I'm fascinated to see the outcome
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# haha, I wouldnt be
I say stuttery, I'm just trying to make something move really fast and it still looks like separate movements. I'll try chopping another frame I guess
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Post it!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# set the frame rate to something like 0.07 as it will play better and smoother
especially as IE is bad at playing animation with a zero frame rate.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# oh cool
this seems to work
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Big movements in fewer frames
with motion blur
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# blink quicker
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Is it to annoy prodge?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# It will look smoother if you use motion blur on the moving bits
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D inspired by gtfomh, below :)
below :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# It looks like it's about to explode !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# haha eyes on the prize Indi
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# haha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# haha I'm liking this but can't help feel
those hands need a fork and a bottle of tomato ketchup :)
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9652894
:P
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# sausage and eggs?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The Squirrel Sausage Nibbler
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] and a silly sausage for good measure...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# haha......i like this mongy one too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Even Yesser!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Hairy Flapper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# lovely one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Oh, how nibbly nibbly!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Didn't you post this years ago with a Snickers?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Aye, and I'm thoroughly perturbed by how long ago
b3ta.com/board/3693396
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Your site is full of so many good goodies too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# aww, thanks
i'm desperately hoping to get some new goodies onto it soon
it's been far too long between updates over the last year or two
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Great !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# That ittle rascal could nibble on that . . . like . . . for . . . evaaaaaaaar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Aww...
Bless him. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# he's wishing he was a bird ..:)
it's no fun being a sausage:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# It's about to get a nice white top dressing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# This was supposed to be quick and dirty.
Instead it's just dirty.



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At least it's out of my head now.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Either
size or debt, not sure which.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Mainly the size.
Although it all seemed quite fitting.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# If only Robin Cook were alive
No shopping involved. Just take a picture of him next to a cotton reel.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] ..moving on to more serious issues...

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# fuuhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha
he'll do anything for votes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Post-Op changes are taking effect !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# wait till his periods kick in!!!!:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Like liquid rainbows ~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# should be on the plinth.


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(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# American cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
#
badly shopped and mis shapen british hotdog.

preferably wrapping itself up in toilet roll.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Ah, I see it now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Aaah good now I see it not as a carrot . . . I have eye troubles . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Top bad shoppage
:)
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# pfft.....shucks!
...i wish this was LIVE:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# arf!
The best thing about his slot is that he's not supporting a charity
or cause but infact contributing to climate change by wasting bog paper, haha. FUCK YOU EARTH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# wow
the next guy has a giant cross
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# And he looks hella lame.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# haha he's a fucking nutter
dressed as a carpenter too, how JESUS of him.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# hmm, he doesn't seem to have
thought through that he has a whole hour to fill.

his arms are going to get tired like that
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Posing for pictures like THE MEDIA WHORE HE IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha
check those muscles
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I hope it RAINS. Yeah, that'll show him not to be a JERK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# typical jesus
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# haha that's what I thought
I liked it when he looked at the time and was like "oh, ok that's 7 or 8 minutes..." It's got pretty good now though cos he seems to have attracted a proper nutter.
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# needs more nails
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# am it posh tiem?
arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Why yes . . . Mmmn . . . your canary looks good enough to eat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# his grandad was a miner y'know
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# :D
what did they use canary's for again?

*feels stupid*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# To fill the gas lamps . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# sorry..
miner's assistant:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# What What!!
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# you are correct, my good sir.
(Zombine have no sig., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# ningles peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Pffft
The first harddisk that was available in the netherlands was about 10,000 guilders for 5MB. I wish I had a time machine to sell them some really good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Is that too much to ask ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# It is Microsoft, that price is far to low for them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# And yet you're probably on windows
and use lots of microsoft products.
Why moan when they make your life easier
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# This^^
unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I thought that there might be something more to it than I thought that there might be . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# *looks at ad.....looks at 2gb micro sd card*
I bet it's not that old too!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Ning stan!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Ey up!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# How's my lovely northern town?
Flooded yet?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Hahha, my xbox one is only 10 gig :(
However I don't really put anything on it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Mine's 20GB
I want a bigger one though so I can install my favourite games for faster loading times, less noise, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I had a 20MB disk on my first PC in 1985...a $500 option if I remember
damn thing sounded like a B-52 when it was winding up to speed...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Oh man . . . that was the bomb man !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] DONE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# TEETH!
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# It wants to eat itself !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# IT HAS A WILLY
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Ready for breeding !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# EEP

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Extra ecstatic protoplastism
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# *splurtzzz*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# two please!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Of course . . . one for each the same !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# yay for health and safety sausage
tee hee:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# He is there to make sure that he pokes himself safely !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Hahha erm,...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Correct you are . . . erming is the way . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I'm on the plinth
I know you'll all rip the piss but meh
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Shit in your hands. Shit in your hands right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# If you're Ian F then what the fuck Ian F?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# get the hell off it you'll kill us all
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Is that still going? Is there a tumbleweed on after you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Haha... he is too!
www.oneandother.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# pfft----needs more agenda,porpoise and meaning:)
maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# fall off the plinth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# ENTERTAIN US, MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# >FUCK PLINTH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# The command "FUCK" is not recognised. Try something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# > PLINTH GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Shave off your stupid beard and trim your mullet!
(Whodoyouthinkyouare, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I grew it especially
Although it is Ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# YOU BETTER FUCKING JUMP AND WAVE SOON, BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# You look like a slightly retarded lovechild of
Egon from Ghostbusters and Neil Patrick Harris.

Shout of I AM DOOGIE HOWSER MD at the top of your voice.
(Whodoyouthinkyouare, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# We need you to scrawl "b3ta" across your toilet paper canvas in your own shit
For proof.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
# is this you then?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# What does it say in red at the bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# It's a link to his twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Oh I see well that's SNORE, SNORE, SNORE.
Fucking twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# It MUST have meaning. Everything has meaning.
Even meaninglessness is meaningful.

Isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
#
is this what they call sh-art ?
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Type in your bank details to your iPhone
when they zoom in again.
(Whodoyouthinkyouare, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I'm on a chair
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Are you standing on it?
Wrapping yourself in toilet paper?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# and if not
why not!
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I'M ON A MOTHERFUCKING CHAIR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
# You can leave your hat on.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# with snakes?
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# How high up is the chair?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Ground level.
This is my first time, I thought I'd start with something simple.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I'm glad you're being safe, Mofaha. Chair can be danger.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# It's not really about safety
I'm just seeking Chike's approval.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Also, Mummy?
LOL!
(Whodoyouthinkyouare, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# haha
the fear in your eyes as that roll rolled towards the edge :D
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Haha, I shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# oh dear, you've got the sirens going
looks like your having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# raaawwwrrrrr
definitely needs more scooby :p
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] .......I know....I know.


Click for bigger (123 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Sage it aint so?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Sage advice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Sage goes in all the fields
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# SAGE THIS THREAD
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes I know I'm a complete fucking hypocrite, but I really want a mac.
(Peter_G, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Pro tip: don't use the same word twice in quick succession
"Just hoping things will just"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# If I win I could sell you one
but 3 weeks is a long time for vote rigging and friend voting to fuck up my chances, so I'm not counting any chickens.

Also, you're missing "A" from the slogan and "WANTS" "YOU" should be want YOU
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I'm voting you down out of spite, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# you and many others
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# You're coming across like a jerk at the moment, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# in what way?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# In an overbearing "I'm great and deserve to win" sort of way.
I'm not purposefully trying to be cuntish, but from my perspective, you're not coming off well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# how have I said I deserve to win?
I said if I win (based on my fortuitous position at the end of the first week and nothing else)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I voted for Doctor Dyslexia, actually.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I voted for Cockweasle and Archie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# looking at your rss feed you also voted for your own
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# when I'm clicking other peoples I have clicked my own
I do not deny it :)

everyone loves a wank :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# true
i've done the same to test whether or not it counts and it doesn't seem to anyway :D
not trying to have a go at you.. just making an observation.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I assumed it didn't
it's kind of therpeutic though, like trying to help a backward child up a hill :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# it's slightly ironic too
since he could probably post a seamy turd and still make the popular page :p

No need to worry anyway. The campaign people pick the winners irrespective of where they finish in the compo.
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# that's right, 12 pictures since wednesday
and every one of them on popular
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# no need to take literally
my point was merely that certain names appear more clickable on here, ie 'vote rigging and friend voting'. I'm sure I've even seen you commenting on it yourself.

Anyway, like I said, no need to worry as your images are likely in the vicinity of what they are looking for, and they choose not clicks.
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# thanks
post edited
(Peter_G, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:52, archived)
# glad to be of service,
I'd still drop the s of wants
Is "Britons wants" correct english?

Its a top take by the way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
#
the "wants you" is supposed to be after the Herbert Kitchener pic, " Britons, Herbert Kitchener wants you"
(Peter_G, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I assumed it was from the original
just thought it might read better in this instance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# And you're right.
I just don't want to open up gimp again :)
(Peter_G, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# oh ffs
I'm sick of this sanctimonious shit.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# As am I
re- title
(Peter_G, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)

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