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#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Raised a smile
And a giggle.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# My work here is done.
TO THE MATAMOBILE!
Na na, na na, na na, NA NA, MATAMAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# clearly he needs to change from a Life pension plan to the Death one...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahah! brill as always, mata!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Well you do reap what you sow......
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Boris Says...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Prick with fork


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Haha
I like what you did there!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Bindun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Sshhhh.....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# You still at sushi's?
Edit: scrolls down
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Aye.
Edit: I think i'm getting the bends, I've never been soo south for so long!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Why are you still there?
Are you not bored yet?

The south is very boring
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Bored???
Why do you think I brought my laptop!!!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# For wanking purposes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# he has pictures of nude men on the walls
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Trufax


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# and he has nazi midgets in tutus as well
ALL THIS IS TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# That are actually taller than him!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hahahahaha. he's shorter than the entire cast of midgets in time bandits...if they were standing on each others shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Boris Pecker?
(JakeyD, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ...bit quiet, time for a mtp compo entry - words on an HMRC green background...


beau bo d'or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I don't get this one
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# ..


beau bo d'or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I would be more worried about why ATC have allowed two aircraft to come within 3 miles of each other
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# the CIA planes don't show on pesky civilian radar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Not those two, I wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# tehehe
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Sparkley
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# *slaps*
via the interweb.

/can't be arsed to get up and move 3 yards
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# sushi's nearer. slap him.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ...and more deserving!!!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Cruel b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# he's a bit of a cock..he deserves it.
me and stan on the other hand are like well saint like, innit
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# He's always bullying me
Telling me to man up etc :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# That'll be just board banter
He's really quite lully,however that kitty woman.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# The b3tans I've met aren't like they are online
I find it most confuzzling.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Sorry if I have upset you :(
No offence meant, forum banter, great times.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I was terribly upset
Nothing that 10 years of therapy won't cure :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Oh man up you tart ;)
/ac ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Haha well played
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# You should try staying with him for a few days!!!
I need to buy a gun and one bullet......and a cyanide pill,cos I may miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Thats because the internet isn't real
We are all alter egos.......Ego being the key word
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# We're like superheroes
Of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I am the saviour of drunken hungry people who still have clean underwear.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# :)
saviour savourer
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)
# From what I hear Redsushi is like the glass man from unbreakable
Always in hospital with broken X, Y and of course Z
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I AM UNBREAKABLE!
Oh no wait.

No I'm not :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I was there when redsushi broke his penis. He'd had half a pint of bitter
and got a boner. On his way to the bathroom to have a toss he tripped and snapped his nob in half. There was blood everywhere and he needed a pin inserted in it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Nah, the pin was purely for pleasure purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Ooo Err
Some say he is a walking accident and that he has a robotic hand... All we know is, he's called sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# he had a little accident?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# he's unaware..the tits are distracting him
i'll throw a mug at him and you can throw one of my shoes..on 1, 2, 3 and.....
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# It is a nice rack though



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# get a room for fucks sake.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# we have a fucking house!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# i have a cam, can i join in?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hehe
*books holiday*

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hmmmm...
Doesn't really make a mockery of the rule of law. I'm more inclined to the thought that releasing a man with three months to live is something like minimal decency.

/serious face.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I fear this one has gone over your head
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# On reflection, possibly.
Damn.

*distracts*
Look over there! It's a... thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# lets just hope he dies in agony within three months then
/refluffs

//no goddammit! - what did that stupid 'justice' secretary think he was doing!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# He probably thought he would get better medical care in Libya than in Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Pffft!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Just don't do it, okay?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Drugs are bad, mmmmmmkay
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Power of the lemur!
Likes to move it move it
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Cool!
Edit: Oooh I'm 4!, kinda

edit edit: everybody can have cayke



(dunno if this will work, its leached off facebook. It's a rubik's-cube cayke my housemates made for my sister-in-laws 21st. Yummay!)
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# look!

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)
# You no take candle!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)
# no candle no cry
*marleys*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Happy P3taday,b3te!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)
# happapappapapappy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# mmm - leachcake
happy candle doodah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# What's the black one? :o
Happy Candles!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# 2001 A Space Odysey cake
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I'm afraid I can't let you eat that...
(I honestly did think it was a cake.)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# DAVE - YOU WANT SOME CAKE DAVE?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
No... wait, wrong insane robot. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# That's a pile of napkins
for messy people. Help yourself :-)
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# and the large pink ecstacy tab?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# for those who like their cake
as a suppository.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# haha
that ad is very well done though (unless they really all do have eyes like that as Mrs S thinks)

also - re this - what would b3ta look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
#
'shop it!

This should be an image challenge - b3tards could do much better than those.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# A guy with long ginger hair, bad skin
and his cock in his hand
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
#
his a
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I thought the ad was a bit daft
In fact I'm tired of this shit. The Levi's ad with the bendy jeans looked cool when it came out 7 years ago, but now everyone's jumped on the Autodesk bandwagon.

This is a particularly irritating example. Government information films are supposed to be factual. This is anything but. Not that I'm advocating driving while stoned or anything.

(OK, rant over.)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Dilated pupils would take in more light
making driving safer. Carry on, the kids.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# He's got Hungry eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Up above the streets & houses..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:32, archived)
# oh good lordy, this is so very WOO and YAY!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Cheers, Steve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# "Paint ... the ... whole ... world ... with ... a ... sausage!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# drat...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# pfffft
loser!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Grease showers are to be expected over most of Toytown, so do take a brolly. Back to you in the studio, Geoff..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Tell me more,tell me more....



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# .. thanks, Suzy. In other news, The Noddy Gang were apprehended, yesterday, during a violent confrontation with local police.
PC Copper has asked for the public's help in providing any information on the movements or whereabouts of the shadowy underworld figure known only as The Fat Controller..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Time for a game. Simon's hid the sausage. Will you help find it?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Yeah, about that..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Marvelless-tastic.
*plays with twanger*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# *peels a banana* "one skin, two skin, three skin...."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Paint the whole world with a
SAUSAGE :D!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha.



morning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Haha!
Morining *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# oh hai man on sofa
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hahahahhah! brilliant!
nings
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Blitzippy Bop..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Phil Spector once pulled a gun on Zippy. Not cool.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# haha
"today, we are all playing with our sausages. Except Jane - she is playing with Rod's sausage"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# JIHAD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Oh hai popular bunny
Nice bazooka!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Bazooka!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# LAWS Rocket Rabbit FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# TEH FLUFF/TERRORISM JUXTAPOSITION!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Mixamatosism?
...er...maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I think I ran his brother over on the way to work this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Carrot ackbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)
# does't stand a chance against the tortoises with mini-guns mounted on their shells...
awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Durka-durka!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# NEWSFLASH - UK ATHLETE TOLD TO TAKE GENDER TEST


Sorry if I've missed the boat on this, but I was away last week, so there!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# lol
this
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Go Harold Go!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# RIS
I know the story about the man looking lady from Africa or wherever, but what's this all about then?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Coronation Street
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayley_Cropper
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Sexy tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# can i please do the gender test?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# You mean you want to see her cock?

EDIT:Sorry did I say cock..I meant cricket loss..lol
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# saw yours sitting on a stool next to kitty vomit
nothing could be as bad

re edit: I'm trading on my british accent now :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Never mind
At least you came second. *hugz*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hahahahah I'll have to remember that for next time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Cool Fact.
England always win the ashes in the years that I produce an offspring.

Since I have no further plans to produce any more offspring, you should be OK for next time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Way to celebrate!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# so you started wanking in 81?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Might of
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I bet the first question is..
Do you think Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse?...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I would SO do Jessica Ennis
(the one on the left!)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] The Sheens Sausage Spitroast!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Ha.
Happy B3taday Zank!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I'd eat Sheen's sausage!
Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# HAPAPPAPPAPAPAPPAPAPPY B3TA DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] happy b3taday fellah

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Morning compi spang...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# knee flex pepper doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# It could also be a bell end
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Red hot knee peppers?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Spang spang spangtiy!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Capiscum joint?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Dildostage Hydrauliccorona?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I am at a loss
so I'll drop this reposted wee fellow in here and fork off to me kip.



'Nings!

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# compo the sausage horse!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Compo a repost?
Alright then.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Sausage horse appears to have four monoliths in his back
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# The Four Stelae Of Horsage!
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Four "mono"liths???
doesn't 'mono' mean one?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# A monolith is single piece of rock/stone
so you can have 4 of them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# *plate ii - how the French see horses*
nings Neffer!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Could have been worse...


I almost posted this first...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I AM THOR!
SAUSAGE OF WORLDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I'm a little disappointed that he doesn't have a sausage hammer

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# fixed :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Yaay!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Thor's pretty tough, but Hulk'd still kick his palid arse all the way back to Asgard..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# rodney you plonker
ha ha ha
i dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)
# dont anyone know thier sausages these days :O
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Knee Capsicum
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Flintoff peppers Aussies. Suffers relapse requiring revolutionary heat treatment.
It's revolutionary cos it's a Commie pinko vegetable.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Ewwww!
Her rack is made of elbow skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)
# o_O
It's like a badly coloured leather sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Lee Evans???



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahhaha! utterly perfect
classic painting too :D

nings moley
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Hallo Stevie!
You okay?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I'm very well today, thanks!
your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Thats horrificly ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# 'Ningles b3ta

I developed a hippo obsession over the weekend.

I have another for later too.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Crikey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Why do hippos always look like they should be singing the frog song?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck?!?!?! KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Ningles

Just don't marry one and you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
#


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# The vandals round there aren't very good
As there's a perfectly breakable neon tube still in that dismantled sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# yeah - crap vandals. like crap muggers - worse than useless
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# awesome, Mr V' - very sinister-looking!
'ningles everyone! I trust everyone had marvelous weekends?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Saw Inglourious Basterds yesterday
Not what I was expecting, in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I saw Lesbian Vampire Killers
Expecting utter, utter shit, I quite enjoyed it. It's just good clean fun in the Carry On tradition. I think the critics took themselves rather too seriously over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# A couple of people have said that
I just can't stand Horne. Or perhaps Corden.

The fat one, at any rate.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Ooh I've got that to watch
my mate said it was all right, I'm not expecting great things but I imagine it'll be fun
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# i've heard both good and bad about that film... I'm in two minds whether or not to go...
next sunday, it's frightfest, and I really want to go an see "the human Centipede" in leicester Sq - but I think its going to clash with the F1 and a BBQ I'm supposed to go to
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# That's quite a scheduling conflict
Can't miss Spa :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# good nings, steve.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# *doffs cap* how do's sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Hiya
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 5:13, archived)
# haha
oh hello there
(gtfomh, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 5:16, archived)
# NOTHIN TO SEE HERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 5:17, archived)
# AND THE MAN AT THE BACK SAID EVERYONE ATTACK, AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 6:12, archived)
# Yoiks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 5:20, archived)
# O HAI
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
That made me jump...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 5:57, archived)
# G'day
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 6:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
he says with a crick in the neck form sideways looking!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 7:13, archived)
# The frappiest of b3tadays to you Mr Frappa
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 7:18, archived)
# thanks dude
just woke up - i need cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 7:21, archived)
# CAYKE!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 8:06, archived)
# Happy candles!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 8:11, archived)
# can del
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 8:25, archived)
# y helo thar
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 7:40, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 8:06, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 8:26, archived)
#
www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/08/24/2664337.htm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 8:36, archived)
# HIIIYYYARRGHHH!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Harrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Watch out Bruce, d- ...never mind



better out than in
(gtfomh, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
My stepmum went out with Paul Di'anno. A propos of nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:38, archived)
#
srsly? :o
(gtfomh, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Yup
And the bloke she ended up with once shagged Kate Bush
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:42, archived)
# haha
(gtfomh, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:48, archived)
# haha
5,9,&10 are way better than the shitty hedgehogs one.
(gtfomh, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Fucking shitty hedgehogs
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 5:02, archived)
# haha
best of all the animals after horses
(gtfomh, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 5:09, archived)
# I like number 7
it's the geek in me I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 6:59, archived)
# Prat falls.
Prat pratfalls.
Prat prat prat.
...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 5:13, archived)
# hahaha he does that quite a bit
just gets on and continues as if nothings happened
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Woowwww....
It took my brain a few seconds to understand
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Woah
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Hmmmmm, how very odd.
Let's see if I can replicate that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Not as neat and tidy as yours.

It occurred to me that single sided texture might be better method
and what you did. Rather than counter rotation of back quads. Good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 5:07, archived)
# Heh heh
mine is in fact two cubes. It's not a trick.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 5:11, archived)
# That triangular shadow at the base of yours kept making me wonder what was different.
Interesting. And woosum as always, if I needed to say by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 5:19, archived)
# GGGGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:35, archived)
# argh
this is occupying too much of my attention
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:53, archived)
# ahhhh
I see it now, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# brill-woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)
# He cannot wait to touch the wooden wang.
Also, we won then? Great. I'm glad I missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Apparently so.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:34, archived)
# SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:36, archived)
# HUT HUT HUT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Until the 1970's people typed exclamation marks thusly:
FULLSTOP
BACKSPACE
APOSTROPHY
.'
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Apostrophy is a wasting disease suffered by heretics.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Oh yeah well you know what I meant. I'm pretty upset now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:46, archived)
# they also used to spell apostrophy as apostrophe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)
# THE STUPID DICKS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)
# Sorry Ttssatsr.
Epic news
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Yay!
mew.

I like the idea of big mustached men in heavy gear rescuing a kitten in distress. I suppose it just walked off without any sense of gratitude.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:39, archived)
# Man I'm so glad videogames aren't a sport
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)
# I'm crap at them aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:41, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw2Q9BdcE9U
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:41, archived)
# I'm still trying to work out how that happened
Aside from Shane Warne not being made captain, that is
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Strauss tossed off a giggler for early cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# i'd laugh but
the new zealand cricket team is still miles worse than yours these days.

ok, i did laugh a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:41, archived)
# ^this
Frankly my dear....
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Oh man! It's only Jewsquid again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Oy Vey!
Is he as tight as you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Yo mama wears army boots!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Whatever..
Also..night dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Night fella!
Have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)
# You fucking idiot!
This is Jewsquid!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
# no teeth here either
(JoePesky, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Oh man
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Fooaaaah. Oooaaaaah. Wwwnnnnnmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:05, archived)
# man with braces dot jay pee gee
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)
# wait i though i was replying to elbow
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:50, archived)
# who?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:07, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:09, archived)
# any teeth?
(JoePesky, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Squids don't have teeth you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:38, archived)
# jews do
(JoePesky, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Why are you always so anti-semitic?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# i have many jewish friends with teeth
(JoePesky, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:41, archived)
# you tellin' me there ain't no jewish tooth fairy?
(JoePesky, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Fucking Jewsquid
He killed Squid-Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:38, archived)
# I heard that Octo Jesus, which was his real name,
was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# nice shoes shoes shoes nice sh nice nic shoe nice shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
# see
thats what im talking about :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:53, archived)
# egoexplosion
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:07, archived)
# oh man
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:08, archived)
# I always call people man
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:33, archived)
# Squid are not kosher.
So, no eating your friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 3:03, archived)

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