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[challenge entry] Most prolly bindun, guvnor.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# But the best bit is before the match he had a £500 bet with his mates
that before the day was over he was going to piss in a policeman's helmet
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I like this

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Very good.
He's not the son of God, he's a very naughty boy...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Paternity LOLs
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL, Well timed, was about to post this...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
I was going to do "IT'S A GIRL!"
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# But... but .... that's Jeeves and Jeees
Woo for Powell and Fry in one pic though!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
#
Just for you!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Powell does an excellent reading of "In a country churchyard"
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Whato!!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# "Indeed sir... But turning wine into water at your Aunt Agatha's reception tonight, might not be the wisest of moves, even if Mr Gussie Fink-Nottle did issue the challenge."
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# This is one of those jolly, peaceful posts
that makes a fellow wish he'd got a soul or something
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Why does . . .
. . . giving Stephen (the) head cost 3kb more?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# 'noon
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahahahahahhahaha! you loon!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] lol!
madness is spreading!


(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# ...

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Oddly, I appear to have made it page 2 of the popular posts for the compo.
www.b3ta.com/board/9712967

I almost feel accepted!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hah well done!
:D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha! that's brill!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# You daft nut :D
woo :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I get this
have a poast for compo

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] 3 wise guys

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# you'll hate this
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# *giggles*
I like, tis silly :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Blue fin extinction LOL
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Haha
Office lols, my favourite office activity, except for sex which I don't get but if I did that would be my favourite and this would be second
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Bethlehem Child Protection Services
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Haha, indeed.
indeed.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# 4 EVA IN OWR HARTZ JAYDE
I WOZ CRYIN AL NITE WEN I HERD DA NEWZ SHE WOZ DA BEST FING IN MY LIFE REST IN PEAS SAY HI TO JAKKO 4 ME KISS KISS
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# OMG UR WEL OUT OV ORDA LAFIN JUST IMAGIN IF UR BABY DIDE 2
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# i am truley sorry for your lots.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaha
and the reciprocal childminding agreement you have in place with the donkey is illegal
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)
# but the donkey is a relative
so falls outside the letter of the law.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING O GOD OF THUNDER?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# well it was there at the birth
and they normally only let relatives in at that point.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# It keeping the grass short
counts as 'reward' under the law, at least according to OfOurHEAds inspectors.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahahhaha! I wouldn't worry about it, it's not like they'll actually DO anything about it.... :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Need to walk on water?
we have an app for that.

Need to raise the dead?
we have an app or that.

...read the bible for rest of this reply.

/EDIT and my apologies - have unt Voo unt ein Yay
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I saw them both on the BBC this morning and I was bored...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# *spews a torrent of chunky vomit*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# In need of PILLS! *
* according to unfounded allegations.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Blimey, get him to sign the register, STAT!

Have another cartoon chancellor by way of a woo...

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# taxes slashed on weetobix
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)
# The new pudsey is shit
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# and then...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Haha
That's so wrong.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# oh shit...
is it almost that time again?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Most probably; it's time for the rich people to grovel from the poor
oh I cannae wait.

There again, I volunteered last year to do a night's work for free in Cardiff helping out manning the Children in Need phones. Good buffet afterwards :D

PS: Been on the sick for 6 months, back in work today, um....yey....
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Escape From Nazareth
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Oh yes. Nice shop. Have a wooyay (haven't seen one of these in a while actually...)

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# you're right
not enough woo yay gifs these days.

*digs in the archives*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
That blue man group, what will they get up to next?

I know, I know
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I did a new one last week


I was planning on doing one for each of the old ITv regions, but it's gonna be a bastard so now I'm not
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# It's a while since I've done one
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I remember a cracker from long ago that was the tv text for...
I think it was LWT ident done in the same style but as Woo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1K8UDu9mmQ

yup this ^
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# yeah
i put out a plea to see tyhat last week but it fell on deaf ears
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I made a new one over the weekend
It's not great but I am saving its unveiling when I really feel the urge (no offence to OP!)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Snake Plissken died for our sins
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Snake loves Tea™
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Nice to see Teabot survived the last incident
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# We have the technology
We can rebuild him.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Then all is good in the world of tea drinking.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahah! Awesome! How very odd.. I just had Escape from LA on....
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Nice shoppin'!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Oh, the hypocrisy!
How much did The Mail on Sunday pay an illegal immigrant for an exclusive interview about Baroness Scotland employing an illegal immigrant?


beau bo d'or blog and archive
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# More quality satire from b3ta's resident political cartoonist :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hypocrisy and the Mail on Sunday?
how can this be so!? shock, horror, Maddie spotted, more inside!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# we have a Baroness?....and she's black?....and has immigrants working for her...when the fuck did this happen?
outrages

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:05, archived)
# And she stole the name of a country - outoutrages
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# how dare she!!
am gonna tell paw..an' gets me up a posse
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# We're all out of posse do you mind havin' a possum instead?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# as long as he's angry and bitey
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Oh yes, he's ready to rip up some flesh
apparently he's pissed because they destroyed his rainforest!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Hell yeah
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:32, archived)
# haha that's the spirit!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# i love that guy
whats the LBP beta like?

/psn spy
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# the waters good..but it's more like a global tool
you can't place it willy-nilly but you can control the level of it
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# and that's all I can say here ;)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# :(
I was afraid it'd be like that. I want pockets of water dammit!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# BURN HER!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Weren't they on about Maddie again the other day?
As if that fetid corpse down the bottom of my garden didn't have enough to worry about.

Oh *clicks* btw
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] "Then Moses did raise the Red Sea-Saw . . . "
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Der da da der, da der der...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Bless you ninj
but JC was up and about in 3 days.

Did you never go to Sunday School?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Good God no...
:)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Took him 4 days to train...Rocky style!
All while he waited for his gun permit. It's all in the good book.
Nice fat Jesus Bond Ninj ;)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Shouldn't he be resting?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# No rest for the WICKED!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# His Dad won't be best pleased.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# 'Ning.




(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Maybe her leg had just grow?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# All the cocaine cuts will be absorbed, by her being a dog.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)
# not paying taxes, taking loads of coke and becoming bankrupt.
That's why she shops at Iceland
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# haha
"How much is this cocaine that looks like chicken please?"
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# One day these supermarkets will realise that Men do the shopping too (and pay for it all anyway ina lot of cases)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# This is true
I do the shopping because I spend significantly less than Mrs B. does if she were to go, mainly because I only buy what we need, I don't wander around like a confused cuckoo looking for shiny things
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I do the shopping too.
On the internet. Even with delivery charge, I still save because we don't make impulse purchases.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# But how do you know if you're getting apples that aren't bruised?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Silly.
Fruit and veg comes from a greengrocers, not a supermarket.

Although they tend to give you the good stuff anyway, as if it's unsatisfactory you just send it back with the driver and it ends up costing them money to transport it to you.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Greengrocers?
They still have them where you live then?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Yes,
and butchers too. I live in England, you see.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Obviously a very special part of England
that is still living in the 1950's
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Funnily enough,
no.

There are butchers and greengrocers all over the place. People are just to lazy to go to them.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I'm just pulling your leg
but it is a fact that I don't know where my nearest greengrocer's might be. Ho hum.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Ironically
it's rural areas that have suffered the most. Big cities and towns are teaming with greengrocers. Every town covered market will have at least one, for example.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Confused Cuckoo! Excellent!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Exactly!
I have a basket of what I need. A woman has a basket of what she needs, plus a few random Davis Schwimmer DVDs, take a break magazine, a bottle of wine, the new coldplay album and an x-factor workout video.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# That's exactly why
they're not advertising to get you into the shop!

(It's magpies that are obsessed with shiny things - cuckoos throw eggs out of other birds' nest and dump their own in there. They don't even do CRB checks before they drop the eggs off, FFS.)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Whoops, Ornithology fail!

ED: Well I did say confused cuckoo :P
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Bonus cakes for alliteration!
*pretend gives*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# *pretend takes*
Yum!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Apostrophe

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] oh Yeahhhhh!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
The speed of that is giving me the giggles :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hes hauling ass
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# x2
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# 2 unclean asses
7 clean ones.

Although surely 'two by two' and 'seven by seven' means he took two and seven pairs of animals, respectively.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# weeeeee!


(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I'm suspecting this boat is powered by geese
slave-geese
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# The term is 'national service'.

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# duh duehdellur duh uh da duh duh.."if someone told you life was......"
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:24, archived)
# happycock is happy :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)
# horsecock
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# *clucks*

Hello, where did that chicken come from?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# bukark!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I beg your pudding!?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# there's nothing like
riding a cock to make it happy
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# the one were something something cock
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# #Needs more hairs or puuuubes (unless you are four)
Needs more hairs or puuuubes (to make it more hardcore)
Needs more hairs or puuuubes (for your hairy pube nudes)

duh duehdellur duh uh da duh duh..#
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# 1/10
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# T_T
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# could you be more emotional?

/shit catchphrase blog
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I don't remember Roy Walker saying that
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Say what you see
if you see it, say it
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# you're riiiiight!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Uh-oh
What is Mr Chips doing now?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Having a wank with his cock wrapped in Roy's skiddy Y fronts
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# you old romantic
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# It's good, but it's not right
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# don't forget the
"chaka chaka" bit
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ooh where does that part fit in?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# it's the hand clappy bit
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# DON'T MAKE ME WATCH THAT
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# and next up on Fox: Shovin' Buddies
followed by 'Slowly Rotating Black Man'
Thursdays on Fox. And catch an all new
episode of 'Cross armed Opposites' at 8/7c Wednesday
/wonders if anyone gets this reference
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# good, it's not been a wasted comment then ;)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# No
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha not seen that

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# here:
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Sums up my thoughts on the programme nicely.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# He looks a bit cross
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Actually, I'd say his performance is a bit wooden
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Give him a few days
He'll make an awesome comeback
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I doubt it
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Well you would, wouldn't you!
This made more sense before you changed your name back
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Mwhahaha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# A+++ would get nailed again
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
# He's leaving a bloody mess everywhere
I'm going to ring that number.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# He's got it pinned
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# He was totally hammered
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I am going to reply.
I will not reply with a pun.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Oh put it away, Manley
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# it's a bit sloppy

*calls boss*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)
# you is funneh
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Haha
nicely done
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Chinesus?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)
# he's gluing on the wrong side of the hand
;)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Eh? Get it?


Click for bigger (187 kb)


World War 1. Ironically my second favourite World War.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I get it!
Have a history woo. :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I knew who he was, but had to Google Image FF album covers...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:09, archived)
# conversly I got the cover
but not the reference.

If only there was some global tool we could use to collaborate with
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Conversely, I didn't know who he was and didn't recognize the cover
so I was well rissing like a spakker, innit.

Thank God for you, moley and wikipedia.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# we should form a task force
B3TASQUAD!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Well That Was Easy


I guess FF was canceled
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 3:39, archived)
# the G and O look horrible because you've stretched them
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:10, archived)
# *GASPS*
bloody asthma
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# well... it's better than saying it's piss poor
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I like the n and the i best.
The p is okay, but not my favourite.
The v is fine too.

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I like the i and the c
I agree with prodge though

Also the orange line is a bit iffy
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:14, archived)
# too brown
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# mind wee
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I like the C best. I can't believe you wont agree with me.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:14, archived)
# No. No. No.
The c has been squashed.
No.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:15, archived)
# fucking Ceites
splitters
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:15, archived)
# for me the black square background takes the prize
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Black square background is entry-level.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I like the blackness of it
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I like the squareness of it
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I appreciate that it is a background.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)
# #000000 best of all the colours
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I see a #FF0000 door and I want it painted #000000
No colors anymore I want them to turn #000000
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
I see a line of cars and theyre all painted #000000
With flowers and my love both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a new born baby it just happens every day
I look inside myself and see my heart is #000000
I see my #FF0000 door and it has been painted #000000
Maybe then Ill fade away and not have to face the facts
Its not easy facin up when your whole world is #000000

No more will my #00FF00 sea go turn a deeper #0000FF
I could not foresee this thing happening to you
If I look hard enough into the settin sun
My love will laugh with me before the mornin comes

I see a #FF0000 door and I want it painted #000000
No colors anymore I want them to turn #000000
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
Hmm, hmm, hmm,...
I wanna see it painted, painted #000000
#000000 as night, #000000 as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted #000000
Yeah!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Fuck off Ttssattsr
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# and the orange line's bloody squinty
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:15, archived)
# And it's got a yellow aura.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
# So all in all,
3 out of 10
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# 2 for the black background

that's it
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:20, archived)
# *whistles*
That's tough, man.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)
# The O is more wonkey than the other letters.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Wow I've just had an education moment.
thankee.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I get it.
I still remember my history teacher bringing that story to life. Woo!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# did he have you driving about the playground while launching grenades at you?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# He had a delorean and some plutonium
he sadly died of cancer shortly after.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I had a great weekend of watching all of them again :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Sounds like a good weekend \o/
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely done
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Available for weddings, parties, quinceaneras, bah mitzvah, birthdays...

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
what?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# JEMUS!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Watch out Jesus he will suggest you go
alter the tv aerial... just watch him ;)

Will Jesus be requiring his Green Jelly?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I'm glad he fell...he annoyed the fuck out of me when he was on tv
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Jesus was on TV?
;)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yeh me too
He deserved to die for being annoying on telly
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Whilst he was indeed very annoying
the people who he targetted were stuck-up dickheads and deserved the lesson in humility - however at the time we all rooted for there to be a punch up.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I rather liked Rod Hull
He was like that uncle who would accidentally let you sit on his hand and wore Blue Stratos aftershave and... er..

nuffink.

edit: Yes, you're right though - he rather pricked a fair few balloons of pomposity
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I'm glad we agree then.... ¬_¬
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# :D
I had a toy emu puppet as a kid. I remember how disappointed I was that my emu was fluffy and his was all shiny and straw-y.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the bible translated into a more modern language.
awaits comments about errors in my coding structure
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)
# crumbs!
my fave quote from the bibble: "Do you have anything other than tuna sandwiches?"
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Is there a prize for geekiest entrty? :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Haha this is simply phenomenal
yay you are too talented!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha, very good!
+++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR+++
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hahah
I might code that one in to the system I am working on
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# A known Error Has Occured
But we're not telling you what it is.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# +++YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! FAQ ERROR+++
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# AN INVALID SPROUT PROTOCOL INTERFRACTION HAS PROVEN TO BE INDETERMINISTIC
Do you want to
[Recombobulate the matrix]
[Parse the dutchie pon de leff tanside]
[Make tea]

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I'd love code errors like this
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# arf
Anthill Inside
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# *secret fan handshake*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# *cries outside window*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *closes curtains*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *unzips*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *shits through letterbox*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# +++ Big Red Lever Time +++
;)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] also: needs more ads
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I am liking this very much

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Is that a 120mm manna cannon?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Cheesoid kill self
pet-ril...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha, outstanding

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
i like this
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# LOL WUT
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahaha this is excellent!
"crucifiction" or "crucifact" ;)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahahah! *click!!*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I like this!
A lot.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# :D
insta-FP!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Well damn and fuck yeah this rules.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:09, archived)
# *clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# "Hello world!!!"
Someone's been spying on the PSP homebrew scene :D

*clicks loads*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Excellent :)
and it looks like you got away with the double extension of God.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Nice :)

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Yay
Though Prophet should only implement HolySpirit and not extend God, as per the Trinity (Unless you are a Unitarian). Also I don't like variables with capital letters, even if they are people's names. Otherwise, woo.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I understand this just enough to find
it hilarious - woo!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Frilliant!
Which is a cross between Fantastic and Brilliant.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:01, archived)
# read_super_block: bread failed
(a real error message)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# This wins the fucking internets
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Jesus Christ
This is the blood and body of Christ The Internet.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Geek Alert
According to that code Jesus has another miracle: Turning any other liquid other than water into water :P
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Being pedantic...
there's an error in the code, you have:

for($i=0;$i=$crowdsize;i++) {

which'll do nothing :P

Other than that, yay!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# fantatstic!
fucker didn't indent his code either!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
# LAWUHL.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Certainly
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant.
:D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# 'ning
hahaha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# "No, a cave actually, and as such am unused to the concept of 'doors'"
WOO pic :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahahahh! "how's about I just roll a big fucking rock infront of it? I swear, you treat me like a little kid! It's so UNFAIR!"
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
# same old jesus, always watching people shit.
That's the secret reason why Romans and Jews didn't like him. See here:

***DELETED***
Voyeurs 1:1
And lo, Jesus came unto the door and upon finding that He could see nary a jot through the aperture of the lock, then took it upon Himself to open the door and stoodeth He watching as Mary Magdalene did taketh a fragrant shite.
***DELETED***
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahha
*Cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)
# happy b3taday old lurking person
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Ah but im not a lurker
Just a sad sad QOTW'er.

Hence the appearance of low stats.

But thank you all the same.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# even worse ;)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Indeed :P
I should really fobt/qotw
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# O NOES

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
:)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Happy Candle Day
*hopes there is cake*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:47, archived)
# The cake is a lie :(
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)
# You're on fucking fire!

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# It's funny because he was!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# He was always a stable lad...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)
# hehehe
You know what. the KEY to great PHOTOSHOPping is Clearly Som3thing that I NEED? ;D

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)
# he he he
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# o_o > 0_0

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Haha
I had to watch that for some time to figure out what had happened
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:17, archived)
# a bit on the slow side laddy?
'ning sir mr sir
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Yeah, I am a bit on the slow side today

Don't expect it to improve much during the course of the day too
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)
# That is absolutely smashing!
*Click*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha
he looks a little like he's having a prostate exam.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# haha he defies the laws of science
woo!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# "He's not been black since the Commodores... "
brill :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Yeah after he left they became the Amigas
Their only hit afterwards was "Work that bench, Workbench, Workbench..."
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahahahhaha, oh dear, oh dear.....
now where did I put that spanging pan...?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# *runs*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)
# hehehe :)
also: HAI POPULAR MAGNIFIER
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Ugly...still ugly, but in a different way...ugly...still ugly...ugly...still ugly...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)

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