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[challenge entry] "This special delivery for Mrs Goggins just won't fit in her box Jess!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Oh dear god
This compo is destroying my innocence.

What? I still had some!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# it was in the biscuit jar in the cupboard next to the oven
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# And YOU ate it!
I bet you did, it had a post-it on it marked 'not for Freebses'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *wipes crumbs from tshirt*



:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I KNEW it!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] There's nothing innocent about children's tv
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Oh dear lord
And also, happy birthday :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Thank you :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Fwappity fwap!


(trying on suit now ,sir)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# i see your blue peter and...
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/konnie_huq_medium-copy.jpg
nsfw?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# *monocles*
oh my...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# darn tooting
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Oh My!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# what ho chap.
i'll spare the /board the others in the series
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I LuuvV YooOOooo, You Luv meee!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# but I'm not
in love with you
(I helped save b3ta! BNG likes eating biscuits, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# TIC-TAC SPUNK!!
Fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I was watching Rainbow last night
There was literally NOTHING on and I ended up in the kids section of the EPG.

It was quite good, they were looking for their miserable ginger cat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# O_o
the compo is sailing pretty close to the wind - I've adblocked more images today than in the last two months I think.

It has given rise to some good stuff though. And we'd never know about this lot if not for the compo... www.b3ta.com/board/9721604
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Words can't express how much I didn't wish to know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I was referring to the Delaware lot rather than the actual meaning of the term...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# There have been some very clever entries*
But most are just outright boosts of EyeBleach sales. I've also learned a LOT about pron in the last few hours, and I thought I was pretty -er- open. MINDED! Open minded!

*Pun 100% absolutely intended, no apology from me
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Yep. Definitely clearing the cache* after today
*double entendre 100% intended
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Should have gone to Sex Savers!
(JakeyD, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Inappropriate kids tv programmes FTW!
nice!
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# w?
nicely

")
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] don't panic
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Mmmm, lemons
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# my poor eyes
although i saw worse
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# At least their fuzzy wuzzies aren't showing.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# DO NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# good lord.
I don't think I'll be able to watch this again for a while. Bork!
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Privates on Parade?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# funny you should say that
but i couldn't think of any thing not too rude
also, orig posted on your b3taday
www.televisiontunes.com/Dads_Army_-_Drum_And_Bass_Remix.html
insult to injury
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# haha, that's ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# it's a good site for themes
ringtone's set to animal magic
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# arghhh
mind bleach
(GIbbonsrwild, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Oh Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahaha! That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha, oh Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Damn Rule 34, damn it to hell.
*click*
(sephjnr, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:57, archived)
# They've fallen asleep...
Must be tired...
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Sweet Jeezuz, hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Tune in and watch out kiddiewinkles! It's time for......
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# is that James Bolam?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Yeppers
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# 'tis indeed!
I don't like the direction his acting career has been going to be honest. First up New Tricks....then this!!???!
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# poor bugger's had a stroke by the looks
give him a break
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
#
had having
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# break =
free access to the kids?!?
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] No offence meant to Mr. Carrey......

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Arf!
:-)
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I expected you in my pie, Mr. Bond
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I'd say he's got a damn sight more than just his finger in there.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# he's looking for his watch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# And glasses
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# That looks more than just being fingered
a good fist up there like.
(Bretty, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# But she only looks stirred, not shaken.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# That's one hell of a cufflink.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# WIN!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The gardener's coming to collect
(timbolator successfully hiding from the authorities on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Swining?
*opens UrbanDictionary again*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Steve Wright was talking about UrbanDictionary on Radio 2 yesterday
as he had been pointed in the direction of 'cybercondriac'

Not sure he would have talked about it so much if he'd actually had a better browse around it first
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha
God he gets on my pecs Steve Wright.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I made that one up today.
The movie title forced me!
(timbolator successfully hiding from the authorities on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# brilliant
(fatcatpat, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha! Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha!
wood
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Woah - insta-FP
Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# corr - thanks everyone!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# It was up there in like 5 minutes.
There must be a mod around...

*looks around shiftily*

Actually, with the subject matter of this compo, I'm quite glad for attentive mods at the moment. Very surprised they've not been called into action yet ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# up in 5 minutes
is that another film?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
#
badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
#
Love it!
(wbagis, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# That is simply brilliant
and so is the Ding Dong one too
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# hehehehehehe
*simples*
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a pea
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Yours is miles better tho
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# HAHA
I thought of doing a "sproing" in the coffin lid but could not "extrude wood" (if you'll pardon the expression!!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ere! Wot's that 'orrible buzzin' sound?
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Ha ha. "Don't you open that fwap door"
"I'm busy"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Very nice Jim DiGriz Jnr.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Ta muchly
& well spotted...
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I haven't read any of that stuff in years.
Bloody marvellous, in a total bubblegum sci-fi fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Indeed
IIRC, the original was the first SF I ever read.
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Cool
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Oh globbits!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Airtight? Tres Bien!
(fatcatpat, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# oops - bit rusty on this site
(fatcatpat, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# RISSY RISSY RIS RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JCVD
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# damn i should have added that top quote!
(fatcatpat, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# HOW CAN I CHANGE THE IMAGE - :(
(fatcatpat, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# this is worrying
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# sorted!
(fatcatpat, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I was slightly concerned for a second that you didn't know how to amend the image itself
rather than edit your post
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# no - just the upload - :)
(fatcatpat, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Just upload an image with the same filename as before
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# me too
I'm ahsamed that my porn glossary is missing an entry for DVDA
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# the D stands for double
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# *understands*
I bet this lot don't know
www.delawarevalleydance.com
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Roffle feckin mayo!
Get that into the newsletter, my son!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hmm
I think I might disassociate myself instead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Well I'm going to gaz Rob the link to this threadlet.
So there :p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# *changes username*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# 2 in the ladygarden and two in the starfish
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# ... please Carol
sounds like a Richard Whitely fantasy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Since it's youyr birthday,
I don't blame you.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# oh yes!
have 2 happy birthday's for all the double references today 2CC
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I'm gonna need some help though...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm totally gonna start referring to anal as "Patrick" now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# murky buckets
*imagines*
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
#
see this then this
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] and while i'm here, a quick pea
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# He loves it! The dirty boy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# LPHNTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# OH NOES!!!
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Oh poor silly heffalump
looks, they is over that hill
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# *glees* *sads* *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# poor lphant needs a trampleen
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# D: OH TERRIBLE TERRIBLE NOES.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# He'll be alright
Elephants never forget
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# But that just mean that this tragic experience will plague him for the rest of his life :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Thank you :-)
B3ta people have been lovely today.
I must use this sig more often.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I love these!
They've reminded me of this fantastic book I had when I was a kid too :D.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Cheers.
I've not seen that book before, it looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# he's not invited anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
#
Oh dear, that's made me rather sadded.
(EllieBellie, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Shake, shake, shake the room!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# But then I walk in the room, hold my boombox high.....
"Everything got outta control
The music was so entrancing
Everyone got out on the floor
It was a bunch of old white people dancing"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cGF0jWxVzg

:D

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# perfect...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kym_dsMeqAw
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun mustapha shirley etc....
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# hahahah
needs more GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# ...then, again

(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Now that's a noble steed
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Thalacephalus
15 b3ta points to the one who gives me the reference
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I can give you the finger
do I get points for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Yes but only 3
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# per finger!
*gains the full 15 points*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# You give double head?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes the jokes just write themselves...
(fatcatpat, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# is this how comedy works now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Michael Jackson's dead too. Did you hear?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# General Sir Michael Jackson???
former head of the UK armed forces in Iraq?

NO WAI!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# No, silly. The Beerhunter. Great man.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
has Tom Selleck pissed himself as well?
EDIT: Oh wait a second, you didn't add the piss.
In which case I don't know what I'm supposed to be laughing at.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Yep.
As per the original. As far as I can see.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I think its just a suggestion that the film is about porn, i.e. kiddie filth
HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING ABOUT THE CURRENT COMMUNAL FEELING ABOUT PAEDOS

at least wait until its not in the news and everyone has forgotten about it, like maybe Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Maybe he swapped the baby's head for baby P
In which case HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# sometimes jokes suck.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Cue ear busting noise...


THX original
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# This looks very well done.
But sadly I am an ignoranus and have not seen the original.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# You've never seen...
this?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Well, I have now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Walk like John Wayne after...


Click for bigger (154 kb)
(fatcatpat, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Nicely shopped :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# ta muchy
(fatcatpat, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Hee hee!
Woo! Great film, great shoppery.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I love this.
(Not a big fisting mind, but the image. Clear? Clear.)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Enrazzlement...
(bugdozer - going to the sound of the trumpets, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# no porn, just beef
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I have no idea why this is in my b3tards under the name "braveheart"
but have it anyway since I'm in a reposting mood today.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Will the last Braveheart
please turn out the lights.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# hahahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] WAHEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Most girls would enjoy 7 inches
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
#
inches cakes
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# HI!
EEEP!!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Are you well?
EXCITED?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Very well thanks.
YES! YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I'm good
And very!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Some girls will, some girls won't

Some girls need a lot of lovin' and some girls don't
Well, I know I've got the fever but I don't know why
Some say they will and some girls lie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# *You have been listening to the JS sexual help line*
The remainder of this call is charged at £5.00 per 30 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Girth? maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I knew a girl once but it turned out to be me in the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Daily or Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# first one, then the other
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# "Attack of the"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Pffft.
Silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# October 31st is Pandowleen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Undead pandas o_O
They're worse than zombie nazis
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# no, just elaborate markings
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# They look like they're wearing bikinis :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# spookinis
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Faulty bikinis*
*Watchdog Special

Kudos to those who get the reference
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# You always win that game, Richy, because your underpants are so stupendously huge!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Kudos
POUR VOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Toot!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# GYIKES!!!
Frightening, but their slow metabolism makes it easy to run away from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *whimpers*
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Yay!
Who was it that did the wonderful KISS pandas?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Pandamonium!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# pffft... pandas are rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I LOVE THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)

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