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# Brits, fill me in--was this during the Beatles era--or earlier?

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Brits?
are you a yanks?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# yep (singular)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Colonial!
*points and mocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Nobody got my permission for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)
# stop messing with our language!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Wait--I thought the official language of the UK was Australian (or Canadian?)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# ...
Now then...steady, you're still not too old a country to be put over our knees and given a damn good spanking.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
# ah, now you're talking my language
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Your mission, should you choose to accept it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# of course i choose to accept it
although he'll have to phone the dungeon and make an appointment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# The west coast of my country would like that, indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)
# quiet, you!
or i'll make you drink tea and tax you without representation!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Would you believe . . .
The radical Leftists over here want representation without taxation. Welfare society, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# i love the welfare society
i get free money for being a spacker and i didn't have to pay for doctors to save my life six months ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Ah, but the rub is when you run out of other people's money. Arrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:19, archived)
# then we just tax people more
believe me, if i could work for my money, i would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha, I've yet to see an exit strategy to Socialism.
I'm off for smokes!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:24, archived)
# don't get camels
they're foul
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I would say about 1970's given those bloody 20 summat eyehole boots he is wearing....
*Me and the Mrs both wanted to strangle whoever came up with the costumes for that recent BBC TV Robin Hood effort.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The heat is on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Hahaha indeed
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Steaming !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# i say!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Please do !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# adolph deutschbag.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Vinegar Tunes
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# top work
my fave film. and moving boobies.

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Ya never know what will pop up . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Phwoar!
Jack Lemmon made far too good a woman
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# He plays with his parts well !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Christ but that's hypnotic
*mesmerised*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
# *ahahah*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# They come . . . and they go !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Guess the pun....


Bit shit really. But it only took three hours...NOT.


Edit: The answer to all your hopes and dreams.


CORN ON THE COP
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# popcorn - cop porn?
or cock porn? or am i way off?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
#
Say what u see...say what u see....


someone will say 'cunt'.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# is it cunt bubbles?
am i along the right lines with cop porn btw? it looks like a cop with popcorn on him you see, well to me it does
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I was going with copcorn
It's either that or yellowspottypoliceman, which I don't think is a pun
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
#
See, that one's good too, could be considered better than the actual real one. It's almost there with Popcorn-copporn, in that it's to do with corn.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# So what I said then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
#
Not yellowspottypoliceman, no.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Bubocop?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# is this some racial shit? you insult my people with this slur!
no seriously, you're gonna have to tell me and i hope it's worth me sitting here in suspenders
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
#
put it on....done it up dere.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha you fool!
and why didn't i get it? bah *hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Dear god, this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# also this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:44, archived)
# 3 hours?...
...really?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# haha i was thinking this but i've used my allotment of arsebiscuits this week (see below) so didn't like to say
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
#
Nah, not really. It took about ten...no..five..minutes, no seconds. Well, not much time anyway.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# i shouldn't talk...
...that piece of garbage down there took about 3 minutes!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
#
It's true, with this new fangled Photoshoppery software, all this photo shoppery takes little time. No more literal cutting and pasting. Up with electric scissors.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# yeah...
...remember when it took all day to do a collage?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# his hair is made of chicken and mushroom pot noodle
puns seem dull in comparison
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
#
This ones great though. It's really 'corny'.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# is he a member of the cornstabulary?
EDIT: corn on the cop? CORN ON THE FUCKING COP??? jesus, that's a spanging right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
#
What's a 'spanging'? Is it good?
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# "spang"
is the sound a frying pan makes when it hits you in the face. spangings are reserved for bad puns, poor jokes and idiots.
so no, it's not really a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# It involves a pan and your face
But if you're into that kind of thing, it can be good
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Lemon Fake Police Man?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
#
better than real. that is.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Fuzz it . . . it's the cheesy popcoporn !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# 3 hours?
Fuck me what did you use? A Sinclair Spectrum?
Is it a spotted dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# COP PORN
what do i win
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] She's got the Devil's cock in her...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# THE POWER OF SPUNK CUMPELS YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# pee soup.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# 8.5, . . . direct hit on the face!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# reload!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:10, archived)
# EXORCIST RELOADED.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# yes, that is safe for the shelves of woolworths.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:08, archived)
# woolworths...
...home of cheap plastic Devil cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I'd get that checked if I was the devil
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Devil, heal thyself.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] lalalala repost for compo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# another spermy ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Soup Filter
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
# needs more fudge.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# More late night fudge coming to a screen near you soon !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] A little international foreplay that history missed?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# hi, i'm a nice person, i say this only because it amuses me, yes i'm shallow, yes this is selfish and yes it's uncalled for but here it is
Oh wow, you saw a picture of a statue of two men sitting next to each other and decided to post it on b3ta and enter it into the competition, you're a freakin god, i wish my penis was big as yours

thanks for listening, i feel better now and slightly sad that i've had a pop at someone who is probably perfectly nice, just got the idea a little bit wrong
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# i'm sure that statue is near the cotton exchange in liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I think he's shopped the legs
or I am mistaken?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# nope not mistaken, you are correct
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# ah then i take it all back
this is indeed a masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Do your homework and find the original, instead of disingenuously speculating about the work.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Did you just use the phrase
"disingenuously speculating about the work"?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# he did and was a contextual exactitude
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I agree
altho i have no idea what those words mean
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# You might be on the wrong side of the Atlantic to know :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# That's a Continental Extractitude!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# i had mushrooms in my rogan josh :(
karma that is, right there
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I hope it was magic mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# nope just the normal slimey bogey type ones
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Mmmm... slimey
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# No, that's a rumor too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Nobody said, "Put a sock in it!"...
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# i am a modern day sheath
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# And your point is? (yawn)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# his point is flawed
which he has now realised.

Good shoppery btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I am profoundly and gratefulinistically appreciative :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# splendiforous
magnificaticaly dispenuated !
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Leg locked . . . have a cigar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Genius
Cleeek!
(Eeeza bit Tidy A blink, a pause, a blush and then I knew., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 2:03, archived)
#
Sometimes I get a bit bored at work. There is often the odd potato lying around so I put the two together and came up with these.
The second picture is what happens when they are left for a while :D


(FlangeCat, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# really cool
sell it as art :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# hahaha these are excellent you freak!
also where do you work that has potatoes lying around?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# You disgust me
So yeah, like the Rev says. Sell it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# pretend to be a gypsy
and throw them at passing executives, muttering curses as you do so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# pffft! cats would be better
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:49, archived)
# nah
potatoes don't scratch your fucking arms off when you throw them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# nor do cats if they are suitably bound in towels
hay string is a good binder
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# binding cats is a dangerous business
and will get you disqualified in a game of cat buckaroo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# haha shit
what about kerplunk?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# kerplunk with cats is useless
you just can't get enough marbles in them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Zombie 'Taters
I like the taste of your brains ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# noym noym
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I particularly like the rotted one.
It's scarier.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:12, archived)
# 4.4 million years old too . . . no doubt . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# LPHNTS
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:27, archived)
# i like his dad's wig
reminds me of my auntie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# but one day lphntchild grew up and did not obtain cool wig
lphnt dad was disappoint
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# WOO HOO!
my sis just phoned me from asda to tell me that she's bought my birthday present:
terry pratchett's new book!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# i met him once
turned me off his books for good
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Is he not a nice person in RL?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# yeah
but he was very very moody. but he did tell a little boy to fuck off - which made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# He has alzheimer's so it's an incident that's best forgotten :)
*funny fact: I had to ask James the name of that condition where you can't remember things lolololol ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# i met him once, too
he seemed nice and autographed some books for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# he was probably in a better
mood that day - person i'd like to meet is robert rankin :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# i wanted to meet freddie mercury
left it a bit too late, haven't i?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I have a shovel!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# i have a hammer!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I got him to sign 11 books in one go
He gave me a very "grrr!" look.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# i mentioned something about them feeding him
he laughed and offered to share his slice of fruit cake with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
# And did you accept?
That would be an anecdote. "I've nibbled on Terry Pratchett's fruit cake!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# no, he looked hungry
so i left him to it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Terry Pratchett is a god
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# no, just a man
but a very talented man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I meant in the Literary sense rather than the Literal
Well at least I loved his first few books.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# lords and ladies was my favourite
but that has been eclipsed by night watch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# The Colour of Magic and the Light Fantastic was mine
but I also liked Mort.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# someone borrowed mort off me
i never got it back.
eric is a good one, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I very much likes your elephant theme
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# shaggy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# LPHNTS . . . the best of all the pachyderms !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Blood sports anyone?
(Eeeza bit Tidy A blink, a pause, a blush and then I knew., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Not worth its own thread...
(wbagis, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Count me in

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Are you 44 tomorrow?
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:20, archived)
# whippersnapper!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Porn???
ew!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Rule 34
innit.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# hahahahahahaha *cleek*
Meanwhile, in Japan, to the theme of bubble bobble!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably actually has been made...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# heh

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Would that be featuring
a rotisserie?

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rotisserie
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:21, archived)
# you lucky, lucky bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Hey SM
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# i'm fine
i've just been told i'm getting visited by welfare rights, they don't think i'm getting enough money :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# \o/
Nice one. I've got to go to a medical assessment next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:25, archived)
# i hate those things!
they poke and prod and you always come out in more pain than when you went in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I think in my case they just want to know how badly depressed I am
I'm going to cut my wrists on the desk, see how that pans out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:28, archived)
# tell them you stay in bed most days
as getting up just doesn't seem worth it. rumpled clothes and odd socks are also good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
# remember to sleep in your clothes
and don't wash!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Make a Depressometer to prove it to them.
Its the only language these people understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:42, archived)
# that
and welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)
# "How shall we fuck off, oh messiah?"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# very quickly!
*annexes juniper bush*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Let the wild rumpus start!
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# where the things are gone wild
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
# naughty wild rumpus
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Censored girls? hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# i was censored once
it was for my own good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# i was sent sword once
it was for my own good
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)
# pork sword?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Yes, it was stuffed in some mutton.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:50, archived)
# censored wild thing
see it all!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Didn't warrant it's own thread but hey ho since we're in the Jungle
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# genuine office lols
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
# you are a bad, bad, bad person
lmao
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# The king of the swingers!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Keeping it clean...
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm, soapy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
#
It's still my 5th b3taday
(1.618..., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# buy an icon tightwad!
and happy cakeyday!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# For just a £5 donation you could help a kitten get photoshopped
a £10 donation will help mend the roof on FAQ

Do it Now!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# £10 will help a poor woman put petrol in her car
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# £10 will help a poor Smash fill her liver with Bacardi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] With apologies, I'll hide this RP here: Harry Potter & The Hoxton Misunderstanding
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I would rape her
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# How do you know the Otter is a female?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:12, archived)
# any hole's a goal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Tell that to Sheffield Wednesday
they couldn't find a hole if they fell in it. Not that I'm a fan of football, but I'm originally from that side of Sheffield so it comes with the territory ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# i'm from liverpool
i don't think i need to say any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# My girlfriend went to see a recent football game with her mother.
Leeds v Liverpool.
She enjoyed it, but I think Leeds lost ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# of course they lost!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Haha :D
When she told me she was rooting for Leeds, I said nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
# just like dating a eunuch, that's asking for disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:36, archived)
# She dislikes football as much as I do. :P
She went to make her mum happy :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:40, archived)
# i don't actually like football either
and as for the beatles, i fail to see what all the fuss was about.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# ^Very much this
The Beatles have a grand total of one song I listen to regularly.
And the version I listen to is Jim Carrey's cover.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:51, archived)
# what about a eunuch with
variable dildo attachments?

"Would madam require the Rampant Rabbit tonight?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# your argument is persuasive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:48, archived)
# :D
of course if he got drunk or sulky (like Men do) you could always kick him out for the night and take his attachments :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Wears the soap?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Silly maiden! Soap's not clothes ... oh ... OH! :-o
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# His name is Robert Paulson.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] definitely will be rag time after this if you know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hmm
i know who is the taker
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Does he take it up the Charlie?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Does Charlie snort charlie up his charlie?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# if he polishes his helmet hard enough
he'll get a nice sheen on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
Hello :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# claaaaaaaaan
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I am very good thankyou :]
I need a poo though.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# full of egg salad
but i don't need a poo right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I'm eating a lasagne :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)
# ooo, i love lasagne!
i can't physically eat it anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# incest
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Also: Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# HAHHA just clocked this one
have a massive WOOO on me
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Was going to comp in Tommy Lee Jones deep in Will Smith's ring


Click for bigger (54 kb)
(mattproblem, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Projecting the earth with the cum of the universe
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Did a spunks on your face very sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# hey tssasttrsrs
i got pictures of cats on my xbox background :D all your fault
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I hope they're smiling!
Also, picture status: 50% I'm slow because I'm stupid. Hurrhurr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# nah dont bother
hurr hurr
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# can do then
if you want
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Porn movie's what?
Bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] So, I go to all this effort, and it turns out she isn't even called Tiffany. Hmph!


NSFW-er

NSFW-est
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Holly Goes Lightly
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:25, archived)
# or for breakfast, heh heh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *Slurp*
Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Having
examined NSFW-est carefully, and at length, I am beginning to be concerned that it would get me sacked if I worked for the sacking kind of organisation which, thankfully, I don't. So I'd best check a bit more.
 
Have *several* clicks, if only for the very idea of Audrey Hepburn's minge.
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Sexy funtime
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Pffft! Excellent! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Who ordered the fish?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Nicely :)
Thank fuck you didn't do Tiffany from Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# LPHNTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# also: LPHNTS TLKNG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Ahahaaahahaa
This is fully full of win. You win with this. It wins.
(Dermot O'Logical, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Lphants dreams about buns.
I (with irritating regularity) dream about zombie invasion.

A CORRELATION?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# but have you prepared for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# No, they damn well get me everytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# the last zombie dream i had
they ambushed me in the park.
what i meant was, have you prepared your home for a real-life zombie attack?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# No, but my anti-mythical dog defenses are on standby.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# i am well prepared
most of my furniture is flatpack stuff that can be dismantled in moments to provide barricades for doors and windows.
i would tell you more about my undead defences, but they might be watching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hahahaha! Oh yes! :)
Also here;s your old LPHNT one I mentioned earlier. One of my favourite posts ever :)

www.b3ta.com/board/6089505
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)
# these elephants are all kinds of WOO and YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)
# you're on a roll mofaha
these are gleeworthy :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)
# they give me much glee
as they remind me of fuzzy felt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# :-O
I was just have been going to say that!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# yay!
*fuzzy high-fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Down low, oh! Too slow!
/five
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# i'm always too slow
that's how the zookepers caught me...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I thought that was your orangutang fetish?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# no
if i don't immac regularly, they can't tell us apart
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Fuzzy felt!
I didn't think of that, now that you mention it I can definitely see it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I LOVE them
And I agree with someone earlier saying these have greetings card potential
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)
# it was always there
i just opened your eyes....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# LPHNTS are all of the majix !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I love these!
*clicks heartily*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# nice cockage
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# now get dressed and get out of my office
I GOTS WORK TO DO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Harumph. I've got a good idea for a pic, but I can't find the bloody source image D:
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# here it is
www.americanambiance.com/Butcher%20Bin%20Beadboard%20Wood%20Top%20Mid%20LT.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
# haha, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I get that alot
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# isn't there a hummus generator random google image finder somewhere
if only there was a way of finding it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# It's called Fresh Water Mole...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# he is a human portal streaming hummus from the universe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# there's a cock at the door
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha, excellent!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Everyone's got an uncle like this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I don't, should I feel left out or relieved?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# i don't either...
...ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# HAHA, NAAAAARSTY!
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Unfortunate Product Name


Click for bigger (283 kb)

From Seeed Studio. The designers have gone one better with TweetMyTwatch.com.

Yay for Americans not knowing rude British words, they make life worth living.
(I helped save b3ta! Irregular Shed is trying to remember what it is he does, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)
# You twatch
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Oh dear.
Right chaps, I'm orf. To the bashiwoos, I'll see you all tomorrow :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Wahey!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Bye bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# not me you won't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Shows what you know
We have cameras
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# bugger!
*nakeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# *adds to the ever growing mound of dvds*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# *likes Mrs Trellis' ever-growing mound*
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# my ever-growing mound of dvds
is sadly lacking in anything sexy.
zombies are not sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Mine seems to be accumulating cartoons
*tidies up Pocoyo, Stoppit and Tidyup, Duckula and Bod for the umpteenth time*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# *guiltily hides disney dvds*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# *hums along*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# so anyway
I've just watched Soylent Green for the first time, and yes you were all right. It is people.

and is it wrong to fancy someone who is now 64 years old?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leigh_Taylor-Young
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# it's only the first time you've seen it?
what the fuck were you waiting for? i love that film!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# initially I was waiting to even hear about it. That was about 2006
then I waited until I was interested enough. That was about 2007
then I waited until I saw it for 99p on Amazon. That was 2008.
then I waited for a day when I could watch it in peace. That was today.

I watcehd The Andromeda Strain for the fist time yesterday. Do you need the schedule of events for that? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I've never seen it
Is it like, spoiled for me now?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# oh yes.
I wouldn't bother now.

In fact I can probably save you the time of watching other films too. Are there any you were planning to waste 2 hours of your life with?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I am legend?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Will Smith plays this supercool guy,
who's like all "hey" and "hi there" and stuff, and he was like chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and anyway this couple of guys , they were up to no good, started making trouble in his neighbourhood. He gets into one little fight and his mom got scared and she said your moving with your aunty and uncle to bel air
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)
# no, thanks
although i do have the andromeda strain on dvd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# its very very good
amazing for 1971. The bonus material is interesting too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# haven't checked out the bonus material yet
but i will
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# brilliant film!
although I wouldn't be surprised if we see a remake in the next few years.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Bird's Eye Chicken Dippers is IMMIGRANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# sounds like a Daily Fail article
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# hmm
remakeobligatory live action roleplay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# nobhead
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
#

:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:46, archived)
# \o/
I think we may need pictorial evidence of her misfortune. For medical research purposes you understand. Yes. Medical.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *may already be in Special Files*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# i wish to see these special files
except any that involve pip in sexual positions. those i can do without.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I second this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# This is thirded
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# fourethed/quadded
squits!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
# FithAHHH FUCKIT...
I spunked up already... don't bother now.
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# sixytiemed
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# ARgGgHhH!
Your sig makes me excited in all the non-rude ways!!! :D

Edit: Did you ever see this btw? I wandered back onto there a couple of days ago and laughed all over again at Tom's comment (and my reply).
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I'm lookin' forward to it.
Gonna be a blast :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Kat wants some
You can tell.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# why must you dish out your squirrely goodness
in such small portions? i need more, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)
# You gotta pay if you want to see 'more'
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# people usually pay to see more of me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# It's slowed to an intermittant (sp) trickle recently :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I gotta try and get back on track with 3 strips a week!
*is a slacker*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# you workshy fecker! DRAW FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# *draws faster*
*bleeds*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# if you use your blood instead of ink
you'll save money and please me at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *feints*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# "Use a pen, Sideshow Bob!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
you are snake
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# i've noticed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# jolly jack
you have way too much talent, seriously ace cartoonist man
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Ta muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha! Kat's expression the last frame... brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
Photobucket
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
i like this



edit: mr jj, if you're still around, you might be interested to know that when my copy of sequential art v2 came through at one point there's two repeated strips and two strips missing. (can't remember the pages but it's when they're at the comic con.) most likely this is lulu's fault but just a heads up in case you get any whingeing emails.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Me too
Then c3lia 'accidentally' spilled water over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# This is the cartoon strip
of a man who knows his target audience
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Ohhhh yes!
Yes! Fucking yes! Yes, yessity yes McYes.

This is definately looking good for the future.

Did I mention YES?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)

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