b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 37278 (Older | Newer)

# hey guys...not been on here in AGES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Who the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# b3ta is pretty dead
I'm sure there are nazis out there, but I'm not sure anyone gives that much of a fuck.

That said, DUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# duck
Goose?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# don't mind if I do
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# like
Katie Price craves publicity
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# fuck-all changed then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I can't/can believe that the Star made the headline today that she may have said to someone she may shave her head like Britney.
I believe the Sun managered the news breaking headline that Amy Winehouse had a boob job.

Forerunning news the pair.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I thought Winehouse was dead
Maybe she is and she just hasn't realised yet.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# the boob-job was to stop people looking at her face
and dying of fright
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# They are padding her back out
one part at a time
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# They're injecting her with foam insulation

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# snug and warm for winter then
will reduced her heating bill
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Nein - Zey are all out
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# 53 degrees north by 21 west
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# You win a tin of Lidl beans!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I can see Maddie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# well that is what you get
for having her hid in your room
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# It's under 100k
Text on a Nothing LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# OMFG
OMFG OMG SATURDAY IS RUINED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# OMFG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# The board Nazis convene on Tuesdays only
for the rest of the week they are Gayshift luvvies - no matter what time of day it is.

Please Read FAQ you cunt! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# hello maiden
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Just reading your comments below
and noticing a lack of penis gourd
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# PENIS GOURD,PENIS GOURD, PENIS PENIS PENIS GOURD
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Ok, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I'm lovely and I'm on holiday
or at least holiday away from work for 2 weeks :)

Hello Mr Horrible - and your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# marvellous
I am quite good thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# haha
19 year old lazy bastard.......get a job:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# i'm 21 now!
and i have a job...in a bar...


but a BUSY bar!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Better a BUSY bar than a RUSTY bar
that wouldn't be anykind of job I know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Could be a BUSTY bar though
That'd be better than either.

Or a BUSY BUSTY bar.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# god i wish for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# BUSY with people who look like this?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# i wouldnt mind....this is all i'd see!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Tunnel vision
you should get that checked out by a professional
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It has to be said
that I'd *try* and make that all that I'd see. But my eyes would keep flipping to the happy smile above. And then I'd have to run to the toilet. For a quick vomit. And a line of coke.

And a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Better BUSTY than RUSTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Sounds like something said in an American catfight
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Yo mamma soooo fat...

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# FUCK OFF
Michael Winner once raped my cat, and now I can't see a picture of him without hideous flashbacks. EVERYONE ON HERE KNOWS THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Your cat once did experiments on me which infringed on my personal dignity,
so it deserved it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Text on a...um...text?
and 0.39kb? Don't we have minimum file sizes?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# they went too far
(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Actually they went too far decades ago
especially if you include the decimation of Indian farms and villages when they dammed area just so they'd have enough water to make their foul brew!

On that note; cheery 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# #noon
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# 'ello chuckles.
How's it diddling. I haven't seen you round these here parts for aaages!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I post the odd comment
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# You posted odd comments when you were here often:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# KASTO KASTO KRUT
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Lemons!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Lemons?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Now you're just trying to butter me up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I forgot to say that:)
Have some related yoghurt.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# All my favourite flavours
except that "axle grease" and "grey" flavours are missing
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# They're about to bring out a pack with
Guy Richie, Halitosis, surrealism and telephone flavours.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I like their malaise flavoured mousse

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# ugh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I think the British budget may have been a little smaller...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# WILI*

*well, I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# ^ charity comment
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun yet?
(Fing3rSlave, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hahaa
with a special straw sized tooth gap
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I thought the nostril was for the special straw?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# many times
but have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Have you thought that there's not enough Zombieland reviews out on the interweb? Well this should help out.

CFB (B=Blog)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I tought the titles (with slomo still frames ) was the best part of the movie
fact
-no titties (except in the still frames)
-zombies looked shit
-no movie is ever gonna tip 28 days & weeks later
-too many (for real) dead moments
-the story was so goddamn slow, when saw the end was neigh ...I almost thought they would 'open end' it.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Well, it had the slow-mo norks with the tassles at the beginning,
Yes, the zombies looked shit (as are all speedy ones). Yes, it's not as good as 28 Weeks Later (but probably a better overall one that 28 days). And yes, it was slow at times.
BUT, it had great characters, a quality script, and a great film homage moment mid-way through (without spoiling it for the 1% of people who haven't heard of that cameo already).
I thought it was a quality Mainstream zombie movie overall.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I must say the Bill Murray part was fun
but that was about it...it was like having bad sex and sometims you think "hmmm she's pretty hot" and then she turns her head "OMG where's me gun".
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# speedy zombies suck balls (28 Days later is the exception that proves the rule)
I truly lament the way all zombies seem to be "speedy" these days (like in that TERRIBLE remake of Dawn of the Dead...Nowhere near as scary as "The Shufflers" of George A. Romero's classics.
Though not all his films are classics. Lots of them are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# No, Return of the Living Dead is the exception.
They are the only decent fast zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Shaun of the Dead is the definitive zombie-based-comedy
and it's way better than 28 Days Later (although that too was amazing)
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Braindead
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# My brother took his new lady friend to this as a first "date"
fail

She said the best part was sitting alone with him in the theatre after the credits had finished rolling.
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# GJM
I like this a lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# surely that should be changed to either Communism or The Consumer?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Surely that should be changed to Barack Obama and The Honest God-fearing Republican?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# JEWS!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Jews holding cheese

Yep, that might also work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Everyone likes cheese!
except vegans
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Well screw them then

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# They don't even eat honey because it's oppressing and enslaving the poor bees.
Dicks.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Honey is bee milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Could you increase honey production by training
ants to milk the bees?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# no

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Or put tiny pumps on their tentacles to harvest their milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I should really draw a bee with honey-dripping tits now

but I really can't be arsed today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Suck it up, Mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# You get old drawing

old, ooLD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I see

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# 100 mouches sodomisées par jour 10.000 tartines souillées!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# It's actually bee vomit

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Do you want some of my honey?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# That depends on whether it is penis honey.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Freshly scrapped
this morning for your pleasure
after his
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Oh
well then obviously yes. Duh.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# i like the capitalism
it has a warioware quality
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# does that blue character also represent customs & excise?
I'm getting pissed off with those bastards opening my packages and charging me import duty
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Stop importing that high-grade Lithuanian scat porn then

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# sounds like you know your scat porn
where's a good place to import from?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# You can see most of it for free at your local public convenience.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# don't you still have to pay
10p to get in?
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Where I live they have an honesty box instead of turnstyles.
Not paying is how I get a rebate on my council tax, seeing as how I pay over £100 a month and the only service my local authority seem to offer is rubbish collection or holidays to Kenya for drug addicts; and only one of those services is of any use to me.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Start importing some high-grade Lithuanian scat porn then

that'll get them to stop soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# A dirty repost!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# catnippp?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# There's no conspiracy to see here just regular Capitalism in action , move along now!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Good Job Microwave
totally agree with the statement.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Did you see the BBC news headline - "Minor tears found in Brown's eye"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# BRAVO!
BRA++AVO!
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# TOOT TOOT! All aboard the cock bus!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# :D
tickets please
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] We do enjoy our queues
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Queues, probably one of the most british things around
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Nice (threadjack)


First attempt at an animation on GIMP, is it possible to have a seethrough (alpha) background on gif's so that I can stick it on another gif of a moving background? These gifs confuuuuuuuuuuse me....
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I don't understand your question, but on a football note, is anyone paying to watch England v Ukraine online this afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# No
Im going to be very drunk on free booze :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# The best kind of booze!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# As you can see my background is white
I'm wanting to stick this gif on another background to make it appear to be moving.

My first instinct was to somehow get an alpha/transparant background for this current gif. Then I could paste it into a new frame of another image - either a stationary picture or a moving gif picture to give the illusion that the cannonball is moving in a direction...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# You can make the background colour transparent
but you cant do any kind of graded alpha levels where background meets image, so you will get jagged edges.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# This makes sense...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Can't you just get rid of the background frame (the white one) and the it'll all be see-through?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# The thing is
I used to have every frame transparant. Therefore you could see the other frames in behind! So it turned into an amalgamated mess... I guess I'm shit at asking questions!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# ASK BETTER QUESTIONS
WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS RAIN ON ME?
IS IT BECAUSE I LIED WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Lies? I bet you're not in Brum at all
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# he is
I can hear him from here.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# You've managed to get this far so you've got some idea what's going on
the best advice I can give from here is just keep messing about with things, you'll soon find what does and doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I think you're right
Cheers for the advice though
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# When you make it an animation click the option "replace" instead of "combine"
EDIT you may find these usefull

www.gimptalk.com/forum/gimp-tutorials-and-tips-f8.html
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Alpha transparency, no. Transparency, yes.
Unless of course you want to make an APNG.

Edit: Well, actually - technically it does have alpha, but only 1bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# animated background
Yes, it is possible. If I understand you correctly. But you don't "stick" the first anim onto another background, rather, you can count the number of frames in the first anim saved as a transparent GIF without the background and co-ordinate them with the number of frames in a separate animated GIF of the same dimensions with a solid background. So for example if the soccer player has 12 frames, say, as a clock, and your moving background can be reduced to 4 frames, then repeat the background anim 3 times in a stack to get 12 frames equal to the soccer anim, and layer the soccer transparencies over the background frame for frame. This takes a bit of mental gymnastics, but you've gone this far.

Another way is to use a table. Top anim saved as GIF transparency put in the cell of a 1-cell table, bottom solid anim put into the background of the table. Using this method, you can stack cells on top of each other transparency over transparency over transparency in a cell with in a table with a solid background (or a transparent background for that matter which would show whatever color or pattern of the page the table is displayed). The problem with tables is they don't align perfectly. You may find you must reduce the width of the anim in the cell by 10 or so pixels so that the table doesn't stretch and the background repeat. Sometimes it helps to cram all the html into one long continuous line instead of hitting return for each line of code, although that doesn't always work depending on the weather, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# i am enjoying the shadows
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# heh heh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Leaf !!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# It really happens like that

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Oi! You.
Are you uploading for the Quarter Finals of MOColympics today?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Oi! You.

No, next weekend. Haven't even started on them yet.

I am planning on uploading a MOC that has nothing to do with the olympics though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# What's the subject?
And who the fuck would wanna look at that you loser? OI!

Aren't you off galivanting round the world soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I am to make a mad scientist and his invention
That's it. Only rule is the invention should end with -inator.

I'm off to Mexico in a week or two, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# You sir, are a shoe in!
A Mad Dutch Inventor designing a Mad Scientist? What could possibly go wrong? I hope nothing sexy happens!

You should totally make a Sushinator! It turns anyone and anything that annoys the mad scientist into me, coz I am totally awesome ;)

What are you gonna do if you make it into the semis? Gonna take your lego to Mexico with ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha yeah!
Still thinking about something silly to build

And I dunno yet. I don't think I'll be taking much at all with me, and certainly no lego
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# how about wankinator?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Yep, thought about that
But there's a lot of children on that website, and also a very strict swear filter. But double entendre is much appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I hope you give it to them
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# SIDEWAYS
as is my autograph way
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Verbinator
It's a machine that verbs.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# It has to be something silly, preferrably

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# It could verb nouns

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I like this
muchly
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yup, I've seen it happen. Tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I dont get this :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Leaves derailing trains ;)
It's sad that I actually laughed at this
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
too true
(Fing3rSlave, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# haha
"fear the FALL"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Right. That's out of my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I used to very much enjoy The Thin Blue Line. However, having seen a couple of episodes again recently, it really was a pile of utter shíte!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I concur
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I think it just goes to show how deprived
we were of decent comedy in the 90s :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# ...and just when you're about to commit suicide because there's nothing to laugh at...
...along came "Black Books".
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hell yeah!
That truly was fucking brilliant! There were so many great sitcoms in the 2000's.

I just gazzed you an idea you might like....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# That's got the old creative juices flowing again!
*changes pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I have that effect on men often ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# It had only one joke...
"Your cock-up... my arse"
...but it was a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# What? Black Books?
I don't remember that joke....

Sounds more like Game On to me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Noooo,
the Thin Blue Line, Black books had far more jokes than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I was joking,
although I don't really remember that joke. It's been a long while though apart from the couple I saw recently.

I have been watching quite a few 80s and 90s sitcoms again recently. I haven't very often been able to shake the quote from Buddha of Suburbia from my mind, "The worst thing you can do to On the Road is read it again in your 20s."

This obviously does not apply to bona fide classics like Blackadder of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# The plug went in some Tizer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# All that talent
and only one joke?
*shoots script-writers*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Whilst Ben Elton was often extremely funny,
he was just as often horrendously shíte. And with that, GOOD DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Have you never seen Goodnight Sweetheart???
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Will you stop
Fannying about?
All your hoity-toity, namby-pamby, wishy-washy, oops-pardon-me-vicar, high and mighty, tight nosed, toffee arsed, sun dried tomato eating lah-de-dah-dy lah-de-da fannying about!

I love the Thin Blue Line.

xx
(Iris_Wildthyme is three sheets to the wind, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Run Brian....RUN!!!
(wbagis, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Late night pea


Original
www.b3ta.com/board/9735107
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# This is well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9731558
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Rumbled!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I presume it's done already
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Haha great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# magic
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 3:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
(wbagis, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# bin
dun, less lazily :D x
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
#
:'( bums
(wbagis, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Well
la-di-fucking-da
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# the less lazy one
was trying too hard.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
#
Can you point me in the direction of the other one! Just for reference!
(wbagis, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# it was this i think
www.b3ta.com/board/9731530
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I feel
somewhat inadequate!
(wbagis, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# don't
that took me seven weeks to do and i got in some experts from london to help
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Several variations were done early on
www.b3ta.com/challenge/britishamerica/page2

edt: for what it's worth I don't think yours is that bad at all in comparison to other similar entries.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# That's a good attempt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# He could've used the force though.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Good grief! :D


Click for bigger (84 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# that happened in last year's wsop.
wasn't dolly bunson and darth vader, but it was 4 aces vs royal.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Really? Didn't hear about that. Spectacular :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# here we go:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdeNyPxdxBo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Crazy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Board is in fine form this morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I pity the foo'
that makes star wars puns!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# "I ain't getting on no star destroyer"


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# This isn't a pun
It's a pie chart representing the Death Star

(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# the cirlce? ;)
nicely fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# It's like a circle but not quite ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Oh yes!
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# OH FUCKING HELL STAN!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# The Dark Lord of the Silly

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hahah oh fuckin hell!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Be careful where you sit down...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Oh deer!!


Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Oh that's unpleasant to say the least
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# HAHAHA! YES!
There's the hat-trick :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# ha ha
mega
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Proper LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!
*Winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# fu..... funny :D
hahahahahahahaha
(herman:D, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I likes this.
(The picture and not having a mousetrap on the old clems. I don't like that. Not that I'd know. No, really. I'm just guessing.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Batman hated freshers week
at the police academy
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Utterly brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaha
WANG!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# glee
it will be one of those days

[BACON TIME]
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahaha! Oh yes! :)
That's two for two this morning :) Keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# nah batman as a confirmed gayer would have loved it.
he wouldn't be disappointed thinking he'd landed the full savoy only to get a cheerio.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# arf!
*awaits FP*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# haha!
braw!
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# haha top work
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha,
top winky wiggling!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(herman:D, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds