Like stealing candy from a baby(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:39,
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Hahaha
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:44,
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the phrase "knuckle supper" is causing excessive giggling
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:54,
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quality lurkingbeep beep
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:34,
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those early macdonald's ads just ddn't work
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:35,
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1 post in 4 years. That's some hardcore lurkage.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:36,
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Burn the witch!!or not. Welcome, and Woo to the pic.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:02,
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This is what's going to happenonce we've sold our 'assets'
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:40,
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Ifour assets consist of a tunnel that loses money, a crap money lending service, a bookies and a bridge, then no amount of selling them off is going to save us.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:00,
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I'veactually been up that slag, and the price is about the same as the Dartford Tunnel, so it's not far from the truth.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:32,
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Sixteen CandlesI don't think it was a blockbuster. she has odd stumpy teeth.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:29,
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isn't it that film with the sweet and tender losing of ones virginity love scenes?Why is it never like that in real life? It usually involves the words "slowly, slower" "too hard" "this hurts" and then you can't sit down for a fortnight and they never call you back.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:32,
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you animal!I expect your CSA payments in one large lump sum for our very hairy child.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:38,
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you thinking of "Mischief"?or one of the other bazillion 80s "teen gotta get laid" films out there
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:34,
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Molly Ringworm?Yuk.
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:31,
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she married peter griffen, you know
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:32,
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now I've just googled some imagesI think you're right - mind you the teenage ,20s, 30s, me wasn't fussy.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:34,
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Two wordsSpacehunter: Adventures In The Forbidden Zone
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:44,
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When she was thin, younger and less Ginger she was reasonably hot.Now, NAAAT SO MUCH!
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:59,
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pfff!the removal of hugh "prozziefucker" grant makes this 1000000 times better
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:29,
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possibly noti was confusing it with four weddings and (hopefully) a funeral
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:32,
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i hate that filmalmost as much as bridget jones' diarrhoea.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:38,
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when hugh grant talks, all I really hear isvvvj vvjvvvj vjvvjvjvv jjvvjvvvjj vjvjvjvjvvjvjvjvvvjjvjj
(not "V.J." but the sound /vvvjj/)
((not "V.J." but the sound /vvvjj/)
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:41,
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when hugh grant talks, all i really hear isthe voice in my head saying "cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt" until he stops talking.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:43,
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Which of us can honestly say we've never banged a hooker?Ahem.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:36,
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mehim not telling you till you've done the deed still counts as a no, right?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:37,
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i'm happy with greybut i do like zombies
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:40,
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di, bitch!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:38,
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hahahahaha! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:23,
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suits him.edit: did you add bloom to the right side of his face? nice touch if you did.
Sacrilege !Someone has defiled that Triumph logo by bolting a Hardly Davidshite to it !
Make it Go Away !
(Make it Go Away !
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:39,
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I liked the Eddie the Eagle bitJolly Well Done, Spiffing, Splendid and all that.
But then Sirrah - You just went Too Far !
(But then Sirrah - You just went Too Far !
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:00,
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Hwarghhhh
Click for bigger (334 kb)
Im posting another in this thread because the picture is a3 but my scanner is a4 :0
hwarghhhh yourself
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:23,
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:)Another hard day in the coal pits?
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:40,
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naff off
note to self: stop making life size images
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:02,
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hehehehe! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:11,
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hahahahaha!hahahaha again, the intentional shrunken head proprtion made me chuckle
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:19,
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Oh yes, yes indeed....:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:15,
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Looks like Hitler had a shave monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:02,
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splendid god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:05,
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he he must have downed far too many pints....PINTS OF CUM THAT IS!
yeh!cos he's a gay and
gays drink pints of cum
they take it up the bum
they'll suck you off
until they cough
according to the sun
(gays drink pints of cum
they take it up the bum
they'll suck you off
until they cough
according to the sun
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:06,
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AIDS lolbecause all gays have it and people who have sex with monkeys*
*may be unfunny and unfounded
(*may be unfunny and unfounded
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:11,
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hahahaha1 god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:59,
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it is...when does he fall through the open man hole to a horrible spikey death?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:37,
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He's trying to catch a bus.He's in too much of a rush to walk, but too embarrassed that people might look at him to run properly.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:38,
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That's fantastic.The attention to detail in the movement of the arms is just ridiculous. Superb stuff.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:39,
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the movement of the stripe on the trousers does it for me drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:45,
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This guy is walking in time to Aerodynamic by Daft Punk ^_^
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thyrf as in turf, but not,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:51,
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hahahai hope somebody is paying you large amounts of money for this talent of yours
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:59,
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shit yeahwalk cycles are only fun to animate if you make it as stupid as possible
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Shada,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:03,
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everyone in liverpool looks like thiseven the dogs
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Ysol ab abl blap,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:25,
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love the walk especially the barmy arch his leg does.
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:53,
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You! Naughty corner and think about what you just didAnd no pretending it was your imaginary friend, I'm onto you
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:36,
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*i shake my fist at firmware 6! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:37,
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You BAD man...Also - any word from yer man yet?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:45,
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I've left him a messagebut I fear it's too much work for him
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:52,
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very good god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:01,
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Isn't he Canadian or somethingeither way Bomb the Bastard!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:23,
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I think it's fellow soft-rock man Bryan Adams you're thinking of.Bon Jovi is from New York.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:48,
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HAHAHAHAHAWooaaah, one is half way there darling! Toot toot, clicky-click
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Q4nobody,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:25,
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arfvery good sir
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:34,
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hahahahaha! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:00,
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Luke's mind is blownand now he can only react with disturbing staring.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:13,
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Oh no! not this old chestnu.....hahahahaha!
*click
(*click
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:13,
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Christmas marks the timethat our lord Anakin Skywalker was born of a woman and a supernatural force.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:14,
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But it was bad breedingHe turned into a whiny little sociopathic sod that killed kids for fun...
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:16,
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Kids, Kids!!Younglings!!! The Younglings are all dead!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:17,
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thats what happens to sarcastic little gitsobi-wan has lost a planet! hahah!! but he was right! they all deserved to die for that alone INHO
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:20,
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If they'd chased him into a small hut and burned himhe'd be the next Freddy Kruger.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:20,
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So exactly who was Anakin's Father?do we have bets on:
1, Bruce Forsythe
2, Kenneth Williams (unlikely)
3, Margaret Thatcher
4, Yoda
5, Jim Davidson
(1, Bruce Forsythe
2, Kenneth Williams (unlikely)
3, Margaret Thatcher
4, Yoda
5, Jim Davidson
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:20,
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Jim Davidson in that context would explain a very great deal, actually... barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:22,
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6. A New Character, The Action Figure Of Which Will Be The Must-Have Action Figure For Kids drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:23,
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I'm thinking Yodahe was a damned good Jedi pimp
But Jim Davidson's offensive jive sounds more appropriate.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:23,
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But Jim Davidson's offensive jive sounds more appropriate.
*puts kettle on* Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:09,
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Woo! And yay!Although, shouldn't it be "tea and tiffin?" I thought tiffin was something you ate, not a word for tea time.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:12,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: If America Were Still British"){kind=small}
I think you may well be right.... I'll also just drop this here!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:26,
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Aw, aren't they lovely!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:37,
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Wikipedia says: you are wrongI have never even heard of Tiffin, TIFFIN? Since when?
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:31,
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It's a Hindi word I believeor one of the fifty million other Indian dialects. It's used in England to refer to a kind of chocolatey-biscuity-cakey thing (and it's absolutely smashing) but in Mumbai/Bombay/whatever they're calling it these days restaurants do 'tiffin boxes', which are metal tins with curry and rice that are delivered to workplaces at lunch time. Sort of the Indian equivalent of the sandwich run. I think the word literally just means 'lunch' or something similar.
EDIT: Oh it's actually an English word after all. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiffin
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:43,
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EDIT: Oh it's actually an English word after all. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiffin
ooooh-whoa-whoa when I'm cleanin' windaaaas
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:52,
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Hehehe Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:55,
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hahahahah, top shoppage, sir! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:58,
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Haha I sung that in the stylee of Sweet Child Of Minewhich I believe was your intention - very nicely shopped.
A small technical point though Slash was originally from England I believe.
(A small technical point though Slash was originally from England I believe.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:00,
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He was from Stoke on Trent I thinkIn another reality he could have formed a band with Robbie Williams...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:01,
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yes, it was my intention.and yes, although I didn't consider it at the time, I had heard he was english in some form... was going more for the banjo-uke replacing rock-pop.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:03,
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Good call anyway as he's a naturalised American nowor whatever the term is.
Minor TJ if you pardon the intrusion but I just wanted to give another plug to my new tutorial for those who may have missed it on links:
www.b3ta.com/links/Its_a_Knockout_Magnifying_Glass_Effect_Photoshop_tutorial
(Minor TJ if you pardon the intrusion but I just wanted to give another plug to my new tutorial for those who may have missed it on links:
www.b3ta.com/links/Its_a_Knockout_Magnifying_Glass_Effect_Photoshop_tutorial
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:05,
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very nice.I like your tutorials. I used the eyeball one in preparing a photomanip on a card for a mate's graduation (her phd project was on eye-gaze direction, so I made a couple of pics of her looking in different directions). it was very well (and weepily) received. so thanks very much.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:11,
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That's what I like to hearit's good to know people can gain something from my tutorials - I would hate to think I was preaching to the .psd converted.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:15,
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I have your perspective scrolling one bookmarked in my favouritesStill can't do it though :¬/
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:35,
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I don't think he needed to be naturalised.His mum was American, so I should imagine he was already a US citizen.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:10,
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Slash actually is British you know.He's from Stoke.
Top shoppage all the same.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:00,
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Top shoppage all the same.
...we would have had The Benny Hillbillies:D
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:48,
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I can just hear the rapid banjo music now . . .♪♪♪♪♫♪♪♪♪
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:52,
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hahahaI'm imagining 4 busty nurses tottering along just behind camera shot
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:54,
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Do you do that a lot?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:03,
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Stop firing those bloody guns at me! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:42,
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...we'd have a nice cup of tea to welcome guests...
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:17,
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great stuff god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:26,
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I think you'll find she's a statue. monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:38,
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aaaaaaaaah....but this is The Statue of Liberteayou may be referring to Statue of Liberty:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:39,
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Always a great place for a tea party . . . crowning ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:50,
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Maverlous, Simply Maverlous!Cucumber sandwich, anybody?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:53,
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We are suppossed to be bally professionals!
Click for 64k viewable goodness
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:11,
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Yay!Missed a golden opportunity for Reservoir Chaps though ;)
*rolls out the old favourite*
(*rolls out the old favourite*
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:13,
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Indeed I did... not quite thinking rightAnd I knew you'd post that again you whore!
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:15,
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splendidreservoir toffs
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:19,
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Reserved ToffsVery woo! :)
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:23,
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hahahaI would be much obliged if you could tell me, my esteemed gentleman and colleague, why I, as a Duke, no less, should be chosen to be Mr. Pink Esq.?
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:26,
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