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# All I have to do is squeeze...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# That's very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Christ...
...that was harder and came out shiter than I thought it would be.

(dchurch bah, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Well I think it's superb
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I
was going to do a Cambell "Tesco Value" Soup....but that git Banksy beat me to it.
(dchurch bah, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Are they commemorative stamps, celebrating the time Maggie went to a rave?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:22, archived)
# woo
the problem is in the subject, not the execution
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# we
can only wish for execution.
(dchurch bah, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Mags
Did this one a few years ago, this seems a nice place to put it.
(InspectorGordon and The Sensational Badness, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Oh, now, come on ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:55, archived)
# COME ON BARRY

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)
# And shirley I don't mean come *on* Barry

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Methinks the mediocre doth protest too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Is Zach Braff dead?
www.chrisbox.com/c/dump/p/braff.html
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# No, I just tied him to a tree in my garden to cool down

He'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Considering the page is two years old, I doubt it.
Unless they used a very realistic robot to finish the last few series of Scrubs.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:24, archived)
# It isn't on the real CNN
But it seems to have fooled a lot of people.
edition.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# yes
but?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY
See here.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# needs more equine love
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:13, archived)
# 0/10 poor attempt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:13, archived)
# the most pallid horse love redirect attempt I've ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I wish you'd typed that a few seconds earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# oh, so not the worst attempt ever then
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:20, archived)
# That's just relying on people not recognising the url.
At least put some effort in.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Whis is this link
not purple?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Yeah . . . but . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Star Wars might have looked a little different...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# :)
I went to this last Friday with my son, Anthony Daniels narrates. It was really very good. www.starwarsinconcert.com/
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Wow

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)
# :) super SW geeks
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:04, archived)
# does your son
have a beard?
(snitchell, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:06, archived)
# :)
camo make-up
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Is that Nick Griffin on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:06, archived)
# no man, he's on the far right!
HA HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Ba-dum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Thanks, try the steak! It's been here all week
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# hahahaha
noice
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:16, archived)
# maybe Peter Griffin
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# a suit, tee shirt and running shoes
where are your standards man?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I was trying to be hip you cunt
/old man blog
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:22, archived)
# miami vice ftw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# You look so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# :)
We had the best time running around that place before the show. Troopers and Tie fighter pilots cruising around. A shit load of original props.

I about died when two sand troopers came running through the lobby.

*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Haha cool
Well, if we're going to geek it out, I'd better just give you this link then:
www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/3976976704/in/set-72157614799062079/ ;)

UCS Twin Pod Cloud Car
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Wicked!
The boy just finished up his gunship on Friday. He's been carrying it around like a faberge egg all weekend. :)

good times
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Oh, that's a good one

Left or right one?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Left one
he's getting good with the superglue
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Superglue?

What unholy ingredient is that?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# some things pop off too easily. Like opening the cockpits,
so he glues the strip down that holds the pod. I know, it's probably sacrilege...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# it is ;)
How is he to make...other things?

I probably didn't swoosh it around as much as he does, but I never found the canopies to be too loose anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# You GLUE Lego?
Sickening.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9739208
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Like millions of bricks suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Glue is the darkside.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I agree, if it's to be placed on a shelf, then no glue
but a ten year old has other ideas about how to play with lego.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I can't believe you haven't beaten this out of him yet


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Rated . . . Pretty Grand !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I was bored
And I left my Mac at work.

(jon626537, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Where do you work?
I have a balaclava around here somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Baklava?
Too sweet for me.
(jon626537, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
# best place for it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
# i left my virginity in a potting shed
but you don't hear me going on about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# D:
DO NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# well, somebody did :(
then he committed suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# best place for it
You can get your virginity back by applying a poultice made of Linux and anime.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
# gives you spots, that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# That helps with the virginity too.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
# *bums*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)
# linux? isn't that the kid with the blanket?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
#
*rages*
(Peter_G, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:54, archived)
# It was named after him.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Could this have been a coincidence?
www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=128545
(jon626537, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:54, archived)
# ah, that explains it
and these barrymore posts have reminded me that it's shower time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)
# 7 Shape ... Prophet (like god speaks to him and stuff)


7-Shape Vector Richard Dawkins (T-shirt, Poster, Greeting Card Etc.)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# That's very good.
Did anyone see his interview on the O'Reilly Factor recently? Funny.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# recently?
i saw one about a year ago where cunty O'Reilly fails like he always does.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Is O'Reilly one of those strange shouty American TV people?
And why the hell didn't he call his show "Reilled up?"

Edit: Oh, I see he is. I don't think I can stand to watch that...

*watches anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# yes
massive cunt Fox 'News' person.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# He's the Brain to Glenn Beck's Pinky.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# so, what are we gonna do tonight, brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# What, Again?



by the way - here is an article about my favorite cable talker
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2009/oct/09/rachel-maddow-television-talkshow
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I've watched that on youtube
but I preferred the Stephen Colbert interview it was funnier and less shouty and blind.
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# O'Reilly is teh king of tehs shouties
and Beck is king of the paranoids. And Fox News is Faux News.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I'll have to wait til I get home to see this.
www2.b3ta is blocked
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# It's the Terminator 2 poster but with one of the Hitchens (I can never remember which is which) on the motorbike and HITCHENS instead of SCHWARZENEGGER at the top
It's nicely shopped and deserves a woo.

If there's any other b3ta images you'd like me to describe to you, just say.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I'll give it a woo then :D
I'll let you know next time I can't see one.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Please describe this picture.
www.b3ta.com/board/9738999
EDIT: And this one www.b3ta.com/board/9738761
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)
# 9738999 is a rather charming animation featuring Boris Johnson. He is winking and has a comedically large pipe which he is smoking. The substance inside the pipe is not clear, but there's a constant stream of dark grey smoke coming from it. Serene.
9738761 is a black and white image of a penguin with a small smiling mouth on its right cheek, high heels and large empty eyes. The penguin is holding both of its flippers to its face. Next to the penguin is a circle which we are led to believe is its egg. There is a some big black writing next to the peguin that says "I made potty but it was an egg". The handwriting is not exactly beautiful, but I had no problem reading it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# amazingly well described sir
top marks
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Hahaha
I think I will click the Boris one on the basis of your beautiful description.
I think I have seen the penguin one before and I laughed.
If you could just keep this up for the next 20 minutes until I can go home I will be much obliged.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# No problem, I'll invoice you by gaz within 7 working days
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I'll gaz you your cheque
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:19, archived)
# hehehe cheers guys
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Hahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Haha. He wishes he was me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Everyone wishes they were you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# DO WANT!
Aargh, I want far more of these than I can afford. Might be forced to buy a load of cards.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# brilliant!
i love this bloke he is all of the ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Very nice as always!
Let's start a religion around him. Dawkinsism, perhaps. That should annoy him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Well, I always refer to my local Brights group as
"Saint Dawkins Worship." Although plenty of the membership aren't that fond of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Dawkins/Hitchens have both objected to the use of the term 'brights'.
Just so you know.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Really? when?
He [edit: I mean Dawkins] used to be all for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# what the fuck are Brights?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
#
www.the-brights.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
# what a thoroughly pointless concept
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Don't be discouraged,
At least you have the effort to attend gatherings of like-minded people who sound athiest to me, then I'm all for it.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Oh, I'm not :)
I have to conceed that it sounds pretty cringy, at least at first. I suspect the whole "re-branding" thing might be more relavent in America, where they believe that atheists eat babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Remember both saying that it was a term
that implied superiority over the opposing party, which is never a good thing.

Mentioned here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=egILZ4ZQpPs
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Are you sure?
"We brights are not claiming to be bright (meaning clever, intelligent), any more than gays claim to be gay (meaning joyful, carefree)" Dawkins writing in Wired, 2003
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Yep, pretty sure he dropped the title for his book tour,
as Hitchens had persuaded him it sounded condescending.

Have you seen The Four Horsemen: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyUz2XLp1E
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Yes, I have. Most enjoyable :)
Hitchens? Calling other people condescending? that's a bit ironic, isn't it? Still, I'm sure no-one wants to get into a Peoples-Front-of-Judea argument over semantics. Dawkins and the Brights movement still have a lot in common.

Reminds me that I still have Darwin's Dangerous Idea on my bookshelf and I still haven't read it! Must switch off computer and read more...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I myself am a Hitchenist/Saganist
so I tend to give them a lot of slack where others wouldn't. No need to argue at all, we sound like we both know more than Fox News which is the most important thing. :)

Computers always get in the way of the bookshelf dammit! I must read Dawkins new one at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I keep failing The Extended Phenotype.
Currently enjoying Ben Goldacre's Bad Science though - there's a book I can understand!

Right, I'm off out. Laters.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:21, archived)
# *googles brights*
ah, right, i'm with you now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# "Hey mate. Just wanted to let you know I don't exist. Say hi to the family for me! Love, God. x"
Nice :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# gahh kill it with sticks
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# We'll decide if it needs teh killing or not...
but yes, kill it with sticks!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# But shirley it needs fucking first

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Aw, it's got a poorly leg :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
#
poorly penis
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# no it hasnt
:D its a backwards forwards leg
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Oh, that's ok then.
I was about to put it out of it's misery.
With hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Sticks, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# ...oh...'sticks'...sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Rub'em together and start a fire !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Embryonic . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Aw! Aw! Aw! Poor little thing!
Why would anyone kill it with sticks?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# They should wait until it has grown some ivory.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# 'flump
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# *compares*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# That's lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I'm confused :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# *grinds teeth to powder*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# inb4simples
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Also, I just put Logovend's picture on facebook and the first comment was "You remind me of Boris Johnson"
For fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# you remind everyone of boris johnson
except boris johnson.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# weyhey!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# if he wasn't so laughable, he'd be considered dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
# The curry I just bought/ate from the garage was pitiful,
who thinks I should get another one?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
# EAT MOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# *is v tempted*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# go to your local curry house
and get a king prawn vindaloo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# does not have the monies!
garage shite only :(
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:08, archived)
# do you have
either maykway hot curry powder or patak's curry paste in your cupboards?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:10, archived)
# possibly some Patak's
do tells!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:12, archived)
# chop and fry
any fresh veg you have in a little oil. add 2 heaped tablespoons of patak's paste, along with any or all of the following:
garlic
paprika
fivespice
chilli
dark soy sauce

stir for another 5 minutes, then add to your garage curry. it will bulk it up and make it taste considerably nicer.
alternatively, if you have rice and meat, brown the meat before you cook the veg, add a little water at the same time as the paste and cook on a medium heat for 10 minutes.
cooked meat can be substituted easily and just needs heating through.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Mine is simillar.
Marinate the meat (shin of beef is a good one for this) overnight in a marinade of yoghurt, garam marsala, salt and pepper. The yoghurt will make the end product nice and creamy.

When you're ready to make your curry, chop a large onion, some garlic and some fresh root ginger. Put them in a big pan on a medium heat with a tiny bit of oil and some salt and pepper. Give it about 8 minutes to sweat down.

Add a teaspoon tomato pureé, some curry powder, some ground fennel seeds, cumin seeds, turmeric and coriander seeds. Let it all cook for another 5 minutes or so. At this point you have a curry paste that you can keep in the fridge for about a week or in the freezer for months.

Add a tin of tomatoes to the paste, along with some curry leaves (dried are fine - you can get them in any supermarket) your meat and yoghurt mix and one green chilli (whole). Add about a pint and a half of stock of some sort - beef for a beef curry, chicken for chicken, obviously.

Simmer gently for about two hours. Take out the whole chilli. If it needs to reduce a bit more, turn up the heat at this point and keep stirring.

As good as anything you can get at a curry house when it's done. Cheaper too. I worked out that once you have the spices in your cupboard, it costs about £1 a portion to make.

Chuck in some fresh coriander if you have it. I like to put string beans in mine too.

EDIT: Obviously the whole 'marinade the meat overnight' doesn't help you now. But give it a try next time. Well worth it. Can be made vegetarian too.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# sounds nice
i would leave out the yoghurt and tomato, though, and concentrate more on hot spices and garlic.
i love hot food :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# The yoghurt actually helps the spices penetrate into the meat when marinating.
This has been proven by Science.

Without that and the tomatoes (which melt and disappear as it simmers) you don't really get a proper sauce. Not a saucey sauce anyway. It ends up being more of a spicy broth - which is okay I guess.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
# i know
but i really don't like yoghurt in curry. mine was more of a garage curry quick fix anyway. i'm actually a very good cook, i didn't get this fat by accident! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Use creamed coconut instead.
Maybe not for the marinade though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# i shall give it a go
next time i have guests. not much point when it's just for me, i can only eat a tiny amount.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
# That's good for the sauce, but you need the fat content to get the spices to go into the meat.
I don't really understand all the Science of it, but I heard a scientist say it once on television and he had a beard and a white coat and everything.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# If you're after fat content, coconut has much more than yoghurt.
I think it's the acid in the yoghurt that helps, but I may be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Yeah I recognise that mine doesn't really help PointlessCamel in his current predicament.

I tend to make a big ol' batch of it once a month and freeze it in individual portions.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# i do that with soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# thanks Smash/Dr
great advice
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# you're welcome
enjoy your curry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Yes
enjoy your horrible yoghurtless curry. :D
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I made a curry in ten minutes last week
Not including the rice.

When the rice is about done, chop up an onion and fry it with a crushed clove of garlic and a chopped red chilli. When the onion is going nice and golden, add a load of chicken.

After about 3 minutes, add about half a teaspoon of cumin, the same amount of coriander seeds, a teaspoon of tumeric and a teaspoon of curry powder.

Then a healthy squeeze of tomato puree and mix it all up.

Whack in a decent dollop of natural yoghurt, stir it up, and then serve it with the ricde and a bit of fresh coriander.

Nom nom nom.

Actually it's the same as yours except it too ten minutes, not two days :o
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:57, archived)
# wonderful smoke
how'd you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# twas done with 'After Effects' my good man
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Smooooooooooooooooooth
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Hahahha you funny looking cunt
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I don't look like that anymore.
And I live near you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Funny looking :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Shall I compare thee to a meercat?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# They're nothing if not alert
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# They appear to be a pair of peer mere cats gone shopping . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# This appears to be an accurate portrayal of meercat behaviour.
However I would like to point out the lighting continuity error.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Cute little fellas!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# O hai meerkats!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# We've been waiting for you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:42, archived)
# With parts to spare !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Have you taken your meds today? :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:49, archived)
# They take me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# My my, how terribly sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Come and get all you want !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# all i can think of right now is
bad, wicked zoot!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Zoot Hoot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Sexipede seated there?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# She has a hex upon her !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# menacing minxes!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Minxes Jinxes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:49, archived)
# ...to tell the bottom one to stop bogarting all the legs?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Flaunt'em if you got'em !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# You really are a strange one Valin.
would
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Epic piss
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Wouldness sake !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# My you are a weird one Valin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# shuddering fuck
that was weird
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# haha, I've often wondered about his inspirations
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I expect they come in small plastic bottles.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I was thinking this,
or tinfoil.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Must be the company that keeps me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Phoarrrr
In other news, I've acquired a tablet!
Medion 9570. Soon as I reinstall a suitable art package, I'll try it out properly...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# And you know what properly means around here do you


congrats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# awesome
although I cannot recommend Wacom enough, amazing things.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# 2nd hand
Courtesy of work...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Looking fourword to it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Blonde FUDGE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
# you don't get blonde FUDGE
it's clearly vanilla FUDGE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Could be white chocolate fudge.
Or irish cream fudge.
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# irish cream, yes
white chocolate, no.
it smells like baby sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# You're not supposed to smell it, you're supposed to eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# i can't eat it, the smell puts me off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Baby sick?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Try holding your nose while you eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# i can't hold my nose, some kid nicked it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:09, archived)
# How do you smell?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# terrible
i eat a lot of garlic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Eating baby sick probably wouldn't help then.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# This is Vanilla Fudge...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Still working on it in the laboratory !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I've had her

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Was she good for you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# very

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not on drugs right now...
...oh wait...yes, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:49, archived)
# lemsip is not a drug
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# it is if you do it right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Yeah, but weed is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
# That's why they call it that . . .
' ░ '
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Nothing like a long hard ride without leaving the farm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# nnnnghhh!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# haha
"Got your nose, Grandad!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Mind if I squeeze this in?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Ferret lazors!
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Don't laze me, bro
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
# nice

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:38, archived)
# very silly
both versions :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# hhaha--da Vinci must have known this would happen
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# haha ofc squeeze away
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Arf :)
Detachable noses are the future.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
# No! Bad!
This will lead to detachable fingers and ears and toes and even the detachable penis. Bad! Wife will take away toy!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# King Missile?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# People will design their own faces using Mr Potato Head
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I believe this is a good thing

as long as they stick with it after they've taken their next passport photo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Hey, puffyhair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Ha. Yeah.
I don't usually look like that, but I sent him that one because I felt the hair would present the the biggest challenge. He did quite well taming it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Furry fluffy Zeltergrrrst.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I am disappointed that several people said I look like Boris
Having unkempt hair isn't genetic :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# You're a doggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Please imagine a 50,000-strong football crowd chanting "I'd rather be a doggy than a cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Just generally, I'm not calling you a cunt.
Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# You bruke my haert.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I haven't seen this.
I want to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9738278
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Phoar, you hairy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# i was gonna make it loop but, meh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
# It does loop
it looks like each new nose distorts.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Wonder if that works for venereal warts
Update: No, it doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Not saying it not saying it not saying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# monica?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Something something Michael Jackson?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9738884
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# these links always confuse me, im very noobish
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9738892
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# gah, got me again you swine!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Link Tennis
www.b3ta.com/board/9738903
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Hours of fun
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I enjoyed that
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Who won?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Link Tennis
www.b3ta.com/board/9738906
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Leave Karl Malden alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# You smell like me grandad !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# boing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# her nose bothers me less than her fingers do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Her too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:42, archived)
# ha ha excellent :)

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:39, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
ilk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# oeerr
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Vitamin T . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
# ;
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# good reception there
5 bars!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Touche'
I wasn't going to mention that :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
# FREE Cell Phone !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
# You know Melton Mowbray pork pies use fresh pork instead of the usual cured pork

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:56, archived)
# .......YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!.....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
# He's finally got his comeuppence.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Vaguely Halloween-y in a LOTR kind of way.
Like it.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# have you done more pics like the "Me by me" one in your profile?
It's fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# A tonnage, but they tend to spend their days tucked away in a folder in my cupboard.
I'm not sure why, but I tend to keep my hand-drawn stuff away from the PC.

---

Please accept a big thank you for being so kind, Doc.
Much appreciated..
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Thanks all...
...i wanted it to be longer, but file size and all that... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# hahahaha
your ace at animating :D woo to you more of these kind of things, poor pumpkin man gets so much stick
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# NONE SHALL PASS!!!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# :D...he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] all the way from Birmingham
West Midlands, it's . . . .

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:50, archived)
# oh YES
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:51, archived)
# yes indeedy!
jolly good :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] quiet, time for a pea
Update : I'm glad I gave you all something to bitch about for 39 minutes until the next image came along.



(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:11, archived)
# G-g-g-g-granville?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:12, archived)
# HA yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Okay pearoast thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:17, archived)
# look after your egg happy penguin
one day it will be an egg with a c: face and legs
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)
# HAPPY PENGUIN
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# hey ttssoatstr
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I'm not really dead
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:17, archived)
# goddamnit clansoul
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
# thank you.
my neighbours now think they live next door to a randomly laughing lunatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# here is a world war aardvark that i havent posted on here so it isn't a repost even
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Rate its dangerosity out of ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
# HIGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:25, archived)
# he reminds me of cornfed pig
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:21, archived)
# :D
this is aceeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# :c
:/
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Everything is dead forever. Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Death is never forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# The above image happened in the past.
Note: dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Recent footage showed him clearly on his way TO SEA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Faked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I filmed it myself, Ttss. I'm not fake.
Well, I think I'm not fake... I don't feel fake. Am I real Ttss?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:37, archived)
# You're pretend. Check. CHECK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)
# YAY MUNCHIN
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:20, archived)
# SNIFF
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:20, archived)
# oh hi
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:37, archived)
# KING BLOB, YOUR MAJESTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I saw this and thought of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# am it pee tiem

arrh i got it on my shoes
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
# "ok to roast in a new thread as long as you're one of B3ta's prize posters Monday"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# ..
www.b3ta.com/board/9738775

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Double standards are quite common and completely natural.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# What some call double standards
I just call judging each case on its individual merits.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)
# We put up with a lot more shit from people we know, basic human behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Very nicely done Beau
love the scanlines
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Haha! *peas*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# If you can't beat em, pea em
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:48, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# hahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Here, Take this. no really its for you to look at. No there isnt a penis in it. I dont know why just take it.
(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# This is lovely.


Yours Sincerely,
NobbyNobody.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Broad daylight.
That's just brazen.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# You have a lot of talent
this are really professional.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Didn't he/she do the one of the frog fishing the other day?

Would look excellent on some Christmas or birthday cards.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Yes he/she did
I think it was also mentioned the outcome was going to be a children's story book - looks lovely I hope there is a little dark side to this tale like Roald Dahl :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# working on a chistmas card at the moment
Even tho it is far too early for that sort of thing.
(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# T-shirts.
Definitely.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I can see a penis in it.
The guy's hat is clearly a gangrenous penis.

Very lovely though. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# damn its become seedy now.
(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# then my work here is complete.
*fades away*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Silly Foxs
Chickin is not Red Ridings Hood
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# KIKKENS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I love this
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# i like this
the chicken's lighter coloured wings make them look like their sides are made of shiny rubber or leather.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Silly.
Chickens are made of delicious chicken!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# mmmmm, chicken
rubbery!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# i'm not!
you've never overcooked chicken? it goes a bit rubbery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# haha
I know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# ok then
*unruffles feathers*

heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# wait, did you draw this in flash alone?
If so, have these as well to go with my earlier reply:
yay, houple, panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# yep just flash, its all just cirlces, smoke and mirrors.
(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Then I salute you sah.
I always found flash a nightmare to draw in. Gimme illustrator or tattyswap any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I like this
My favourite thing is the sleeping chickens, they're adorable :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# they're wearing bed caps!
that is the best chicken accessory ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# The fox is going to kill them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Fox...?
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT!
(Neville Squamous, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# NO!
The farmer will save the chickens by wielding his shovel!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)
# ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SHOVEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
# No penis, you say? I'll pass then.
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Bwuk
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# nice style
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
# *clicks 'i love this'*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# This is fantastic.
I love your style...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Just lovely

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Floating my boat with this one

Awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# This is brill
Don't suppose you could linkify a high res version for desktop tomfoolery?
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 8:31, archived)
# arhhhh childhood


Click for bigger (32 kb)
(Nitro>trigger I know what your thinking, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# All I could read was 'Dead nigger storage'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] RRRight! Shoot the Womp Rat! Good Game Good Game!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *brucie bonuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)
# :D
Great minds
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha
Yoda: "To see you, nice, nice to see you."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just pop this in the corner

bindun?
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Just out of interest
what was the actual number? Just curious.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Something tells me
you may be able to find out on wikipedia
(Neville Squamous, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Yes, but if I ask here then I don't have to look myself even though I have typed far more than I would have had to if I did just look myself.
EDIT: It was 5.8 intentional homicides, 3.72 involving a firearm.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# It would be easier to just have a guess.
I mean, how many numbers could there possibly be?
(Neville Squamous, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# There were twice as many suicides in the US using a firearm than there were homicides.
And 11.66 overall deaths caused by a firearm. In the UK it was 0.38 deaths caused by a firearm, of which 0.15 were intentional homicides.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# according to Wikipaedia
how do you know i've not just gone on and made up those figures?


(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Well someone has to make them up.
You seem as respectable source as anyone.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# the holy
unmoon of antioch?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# that's no orb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Zippy is taking some dark and dirty roles lately,
posh gimp mask that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# after the success of rainbow
zippy found the slide into obscurity hard to take. after several years dealing with a drink problem, zippy fell in with an "adult" movie director.
his first starring role in "zippy does dallas" received critical acclaim, culling him a coveted stiffy award. however, follow-up roles in
lord of the zips, brokezip mountain and zipping ryan's privates were not well received.
suffering from depression, zippy slipped back into alcoholism, finally reaching rock bottom when he was arrested for offering an undercover cop a zip job for £5 to buy a bottle of cheap booze. he was sentenced to 6 months and ordered to attend AA meetings, where he met gloria and fell in love. with gloria's support, zippy has now recovered from his addiction and now runs the little muppet orphan's home in pasadena.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I had the perfect zippy image for this,
but now I cannot find it. I believe it's on my fucked external harddrive. Quim.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# pity.
tell me what it was like and i'll use my imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# It was zippy drooling in a cell
at 'Rainbow Hospital'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i'm seeing it now! his back is to the window, where the view through the bars shows it's raining. he is wearing a straitjacket and drooling on his zip, turning it rusty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Fuck...er yeah JUST LIKE THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# my mind is a scary place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Well it wasn't raining in my image
and almost absent of rust but the walls were scratched to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
# haha
I knew the monarchy had a dark side - but don't tell Prince Philip ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)

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