Now there's a sitcomif ever I saw one...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:15,
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NO NO NO NOfuck no
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:17,
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Interesting fact about Peter Bowles :While appearing at the Chichester Festival Theatre in The Waltz of the Toreadors in June 2007 he forgot his lines, finally walking off stage mumbling "I'm going to put the cat out.".
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:20,
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oh fuck nobut didn't Julia Roberts have great legs!
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:25,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: If America Were Still British"){kind=small}
Seamless...
but there's only so much mucking about with the brightness and contrast my sanity could take.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:06,
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use levels insteadmuch greater control over shadows, midtones and highlights
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:14,
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That's pretty advanced stuff...I might try that in the future. Closed paint.net now so lost the layers.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:16,
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nah levels are simple3 little arrow heads to move around, one for each thing.
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:21,
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this skateboarding kitty drove me mad yesterday
still not quite there but..
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:21,
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lol dead celebritiesSpeaking of celebrities* I saw this guy strolling around the rugby pitch at the uni of birmingham: uk.imdb.com/name/nm0001816/ I didn't get a picture though
*all be it minor celebrities
(*all be it minor celebrities
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:55,
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What do you mean "minor"?Robert Vaughn is a superstar!
The Man From UNCLE
The A-Team
Hustle
Ummmm, The Magnificent 7...
(The Man From UNCLE
The A-Team
Hustle
Ummmm, The Magnificent 7...
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:58,
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Oh I'd forgotten he was in that epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:00,
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All I could remember him in was hustle,But it was him alrite.
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:59,
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And it seemed a very low budget productionAbout 4 trailors in a University car park....
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:01,
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That's no way to talk about Robert Vaughn!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:43,
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Way hey!Watcha fella!
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:38,
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Ahhh tonay, how we miss theenow he was a proper troll
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:59,
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Not worth it's own thread, but I was playing a pop trivia quiz last night when this card came up...
hahahahhaha Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:27,
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made with milk fresh from bab's and margo's udders
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:48,
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oi oi sexy pants god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:00,
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ah, lovely.is there a felicity kendal mint cake flavour? I would happily eat that for hours.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:51,
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Have you seen her on that new tv ad?!?i STILL would
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:56,
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Agreed.My mates think its weird that I harbour a slight inkling towards Helen Mirren. I think she's holding up well for someone more than 3 times my age.
I promise, I'm not a granophile
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:02,
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I promise, I'm not a granophile
haha, i'd bang the arse off Mirren/had a conversation pretty much identical to this one at the pub a few weeks ago
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:15,
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sadly, I have not*runs off to youtube*
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:56,
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thanks for thatchoc chip anyone?
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:54,
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I love being British, me.
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:42,
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ahhahahahahasomeone HAD to tell him
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:46,
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He was sat on the bench before jenny died.He was waiting for the bus to go and see her. Are you suggesting that a british forrest gump would be able to see the future?
WHAT WERE YOU FUCKING THINKING?
(WHAT WERE YOU FUCKING THINKING?
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:23,
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Very cleverand lovelily excecuted
(like he was... bwahahaha)
((like he was... bwahahaha)
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:37,
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pisses self laughingthat's a perfect cast :D
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:05,
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ta :)It makes me kind of sad that it wasn't the original cast.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:58,
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^^thisits been bloody ages since i had one. Must try harder.
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:47,
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hahahaaren't you a little short for a coal-scuttle
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:33,
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CheersComes with a free C3PO Brush, R2D2 Shovel set and Princess Leia's Thongs!
( Q4nobody,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:38,
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Princess Leia's Thongs!You've just upped the admittance rates to Britain casualty departments.
Don't make them barbed
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:41,
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Don't make them barbed
I believe "I am YOUR father!" (see pearoast below for details)
Q4nobody,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:52,
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I find your lack of fire disturbing
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:38,
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this is BRILLIANT!
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:53,
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7 Shape ... B3tan (New b3tan every day from now on!!)
7-Shape Vector Zeltergiset (T-shirt, Poster, Greeting Card Etc.)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
It's the bastard child of Boris Johnson and Mike Score!
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:19,
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I'd rather see famous people everyday
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:19,
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I'll be doing a famous person every day as well ...... there'll be one b3tan and one famous ... today's famous is gonna be your god hating fella ... Mr Dawkins
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:21,
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Ohh I had an idea of who I wanted - but 've forgot.neep sleeeep!
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:22,
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how can you hate something that doesn't exist? prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:22,
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or by making up stories.. prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:28,
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It's marginally nicer thanhaving two spears up one's helmet, but on the whole I'd rather avoid.
(
DogHorse plop,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:33,
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O_OI'd like to say I see your point...
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:27,
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I think this is the part when people write "Kill it with a stick."Kill it with a stick.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:21,
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This is quite niceone of your better ones, I think*
* except when zeltergiset turns out to look like my gran in real life
(* except when zeltergiset turns out to look like my gran in real life
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:30,
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He's a bit wierd looking isn't heNicely done!
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:41,
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Haha aceMy hair is probably an eighth of the length it was then. My head is much colder.
Thanks, Logo, ace work.
(Thanks, Logo, ace work.
zoldergoose,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:23,
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I'm H A P P Y
The skull in the smoke was done by following a tut over at psd.tutsplus.com/
Paul_P,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:13,
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Its the company's cigarette's Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:35,
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Its evil stuff made from cherries, apricots, apples, and bitter almonds.It's the bitter almonds that kill you. They are very very bitter about things.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:16,
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that apostrophe in COMPANY'Sput it in SMOKERS
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:17,
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I love how the government keeps telling us fags are bad for usIs there really a single smoker in the world who still thinks fags contain Vitamin C?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:17,
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only the ones that marinade their fags in Tropicana Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:19,
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it's socially acceptable criticism of other people's choice.I would like a series of ads reminding everyone that being a fat lazy cunt is hazardous to their health.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:20,
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Change4life campaign Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23,
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yes, they existbut consider the number of fat cunts in britain and the number of smokers and the coverage that the anti-smoking lobby gets in comparison with the anti-fat cunt lobby.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:27,
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And it's socially acceptable to tell a smoker to fuck offbut not a fatty.
You say anything bad to a fatty and you'll be up in court on hate crime charges faster than you can light another fag
(You say anything bad to a fatty and you'll be up in court on hate crime charges faster than you can light another fag
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:36,
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if smokers are apparently so fucking stupid that they require public health warnings to inform them that fags are bad, then why not have a health warning on every foodstuff with more than a gram of fat in it?"BEING FAT KILLS"
"IT'S NOT YOUR GENES, IT'S YOUR FAT, FATTY"
"PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN, DON'T LET THEM GET OBESE"
"BEING FAT REDUCES YOUR CHANCES OF HAVING CHILDREN"
"SALAD SECTION IS OVER THERE, CHUNK"
("IT'S NOT YOUR GENES, IT'S YOUR FAT, FATTY"
"PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN, DON'T LET THEM GET OBESE"
"BEING FAT REDUCES YOUR CHANCES OF HAVING CHILDREN"
"SALAD SECTION IS OVER THERE, CHUNK"
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:43,
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you''ll not be able to afford them anyway.PLEASE SUPPORT THE CAMPAIGN TO KEEP CHILDCARE VOUCHERS!
You can sign the Downing Street petition here:
petitions.number10.gov.uk/keepvouchers/
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:48,
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You can sign the Downing Street petition here:
petitions.number10.gov.uk/keepvouchers/
Can you get second-hand fat?Imagine if you could. Doesn't bear thinking about.
We will have a very bad pensions crisis soon..Being a fat lazy early death cunt is just being patriotic.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:39,
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These are incredibly bad for youAnd will cost you £5.67 thanks very much k thx by
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:24,
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That's a nice smoke skull mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:17,
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and the moral of this story is "Never offer a Jew a cigarette; they'll smoke your whole packet,then keel over"? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:18,
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I'd liked to have seen more of the skulland less of the paranoia
( prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:18,
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I just had a look as to why they put it in there. I found this -A:What is hydrogen cyanide used for in cigarettes?
Q:
it's used to kill you just like all the other stuff in cigerattes, cyanide Is a very highly toxic gas and can kill you. this is the way the government controls the population, by slowly killing Americans with cigerattes, if your a smoker then your being killed by the government. please don't start smoking and understand the risks of smoking:
sleep well!
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:20,
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Q:
it's used to kill you just like all the other stuff in cigerattes, cyanide Is a very highly toxic gas and can kill you. this is the way the government controls the population, by slowly killing Americans with cigerattes, if your a smoker then your being killed by the government. please don't start smoking and understand the risks of smoking:
sleep well!
GO USAdon't smoke, buy guns (and ammo) instead
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:21,
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sleep?sleepy time is when the freemason jews come to steal your foreskin and use it to suffocate small animals and children.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:21,
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this is just an excusefor when you wake up with a raw cock and find a dead child next to you
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23,
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it certainly helps keep my conscience clear. drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23,
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In the west we only grow large fat children.They'll never beat the power of Ginsters!
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23,
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smoking is bad mkay?benzine is poysernis and thanks to cars and drivers we are all dying.
germs are make you sick and germs are in air and all the place and they can make you die, so thanks world, thanks.
(germs are make you sick and germs are in air and all the place and they can make you die, so thanks world, thanks.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:18,
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'ave ya got a loit boy?this image is best enjoyed when accompanied by a fag and a cuppa, fact.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:19,
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Smoking = BADDrinking next, people. You wait.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:22,
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Stephen Gately was murdered..it all makes sense now!! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:31,
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nicebut what they said on the apostrophe. Passive apostropheing kills
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:25,
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Smokers dying early means there's more pension money for the rest of us
(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:38,
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my 92 year old chain-smoking granddad thinks so too drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:46,
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that reminded me of ajoke, but you probably all know it
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:36,
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As Sir Humphrey pointed out,smokers cost far less to the NHS than they would have cost in pension payments had they lived. By dying early they are national benefactors, voluntarily laying down their lives for their friends.
EDIT: Everyone else already said it.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:04,
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EDIT: Everyone else already said it.
iss like Andy Warhol innitbut Bwitish.
(
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:54,
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subtletook me a minute
(
Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:57,
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had some of the tesco variant of that particular soup t'other daytwas facking 'orrible
(
Fitznicely into a thimble,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:57,
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I've just had some fucking lovely souppo-ta-toes, onion, turnip, carrot, cabbage and green beans
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:11,
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Hahaha I am so psychic...(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:08,
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Into the yawning abyss that of lost souls and deleted threads... barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:13,
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now that's just spoooooky :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:12,
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Spills! Thrills! Stubbed toes!Sorry for crapness, but I only had about 5 mins to do it.
I can't believe some of the shit I used to do with you.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:12,
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I can't believe some of the shit I used to do with you.
but can you touch it? Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:36,
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hahahaha! But needs more Stockard Channing
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:50,
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hahahagreasy charvers!
(
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:51,
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A WELL-A WELL-A WELL-A, tell me more tell me more...
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:06,
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nice one god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:22,
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brill and skill.......and really quite depressing to boot
good work my man
(good work my man
bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:31,
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this looked a lot better in my head
Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:30,
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someone's laced their Ready Brek with Domestosno wonder half of them are dead
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:33,
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You mean we'd have won the war in Vietnam by '68 if we'd been running it?Quite possibly.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:34,
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either wayit'd still have a pretty good soundtrack
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:36,
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Nah.It would just be a load of hippy shit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:41,
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that's fine with me Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:48,
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You appear to be confusing The Beatleswith countless bands who thought The Beatles were just hippy shit, and then copied them hoping to replicate their success
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:56,
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Tell me - who was that whole "Give Peas a Chance" by?Bloody hippies.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23,
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the Jolly Green Giant Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:35,
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I hate all this"We'd have won this because were so much better than the yanks at warfare" bollocks.
We couldn't even beat THEM at war, hence the way we're now slowly being imperialised with a bastardised version of our own culture.
(We couldn't even beat THEM at war, hence the way we're now slowly being imperialised with a bastardised version of our own culture.
Fitznicely into a thimble,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:39,
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Yeah but that's market forces, innit.If the proles weren't so idiot and easy to satisfy then it wouldn't happen.
As it is Jade Goody is an angle and McDonald's is for lunch.
(As it is Jade Goody is an angle and McDonald's is for lunch.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:42,
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It was cos of the fucking French and having to fight two wars at once Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:43,
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we did burn down most of their cities though Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:45,
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I like the story of Harry Smith's 2nd Battalion 95th Rifles from the War of 1812.They burst in to the Whitehouse and found it deserted and a banquet laid out ready. So, being soldiers, they sat down and started tucking in as the place burnt around them.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:50,
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nicedinner and a show
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:54,
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Yeah, but it was no great loss.The American colonies cost us far more to garrison with troops than we made in taxes. We should have just let them go without a fight. Now if we can get rid of Wales and Scotland we'd be laughing.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:51,
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I can understand England holding onto Scotland when they had oilbut Wales???
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:13,
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coaland cheese on toast
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:14,
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Scotland doesn't have oil.England has oil, since England has a navy and Scotland doesn't.
The Scottish deficit is about £15billion now. That's £5billion more than the North Sea oil industry generates.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:57,
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The Scottish deficit is about £15billion now. That's £5billion more than the North Sea oil industry generates.
I think you've missed the title of this compo.'If America were still British'.
We'd have had them on our side if that were the case.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:48,
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We'd have had them on our side if that were the case.
I wondered if they were all fictional characters like The Fonz.
Oh dear"eyyyyyyyyyy"
( Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:21,
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I made these for Halloween
In fact, I made them for this picture frame here. Larger versions on my blog.
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:59,
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those are unbelievably ace! *clicked!* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:00,
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You cad!Just as well I've just been to the bathroom or I'd be sitting in a puddle by now.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:01,
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Zombie!Zombie wins!
I watched 30 Days Of Night last night. Good fun. I kind of fancy the girl draclier in it.
(I watched 30 Days Of Night last night. Good fun. I kind of fancy the girl draclier in it.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:03,
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my favourite is the werewolfyou are SOO Cool
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:04,
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I like the werewolfHe looks a bit like chewbacca!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:04,
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RRRRRROOOOWWWWWR!RAWR
OWR
WARO?
(OWR
WARO?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:06,
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the waspbruce lee is dead.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:54,
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But giant wasps don't exist either.It would be like that classic Hong Kong kung fu film 'Rock vs Hard Place' or its sequal 'Immovable Object vs Lever of infinite length'
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:56,
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I beg to differ.THIS looks like a pretty giant was to me.
( ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:05,
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Tough one.A long-decayed corpse versus a thing that doesn't exist.
Frankly, I'm stumped as to who would win, but I'd pay good money to see it.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:54,
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Frankly, I'm stumped as to who would win, but I'd pay good money to see it.
how much ?I need to get some numbers together for the Dragons den next month. I gots me an idea for a show.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:57,
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hmm - I'll need £150,000 for a 15% shareI'm going to launch a dead chinese man at a huge platic bee.
It will be on boxing day. we'll use a 10m trebuchet and fling our bruce lee-a-like over the Thames.
Would you pay £.50 for a ticket?
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:06,
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It will be on boxing day. we'll use a 10m trebuchet and fling our bruce lee-a-like over the Thames.
Would you pay £.50 for a ticket?
considering there isn't a single wasp on the planet that can cope with an open window ("oh, I'll STILL fly into the glass, land on the 'sill and act like I'm spacking out")I don't think Lee would have had much of a problem if it's just one of them.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:59,
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They may lack coordinationbut they fight with a bestial barbaric rage that is difficult to defend against.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:11,
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last week I was able to kill one that decided to invade the house with a 000 spotter paint brush.ok, so it's autumn, and they're going a bit dopey, but still...
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:14,
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Ahbut imagine the kind of brush you'd need to defeat one that was the size of a man.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:17,
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Giant wasp stands no chance.Bruce would fuck it up with one hand and then have a nice pie.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:04,
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Apparently Bruce Lee's Mother in Lawwas a big W.A.S.P. according to the film based on his life.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:36,
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Something to do with Princess Bride.And a goat?
ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:54,
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he looks like he's done a poo in his pants MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:54,
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the stupid dog is stupid MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:58,
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perhaps hesa tyrannophobic.
although if that was the case, (and it meant fear of tyres) then running at a tyre in the first place seems unlikely
(although if that was the case, (and it meant fear of tyres) then running at a tyre in the first place seems unlikely
awsm! namaste bitches,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:15,
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HaHahahahaha
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:04,
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My nameis Inigoat Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
(,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:53,
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hey I voted for Obamaand in the next UK elections I'm voting for Sarkozy
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:47,
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doesn't matter who you vote for next time around, we all know Mugabe is going to win. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:51,
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who would win if Mugabe, Ahmadinejad and Karzai were all up against each other? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:52,
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all of them, of course. Everyone will have voted three times, once for each of the candidates. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:55,
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Well..... maybeBut only because Sarah Palin would have got her tits out in Nuts Magazine...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:48,
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I would pay, oh, at least 5 dollars to see Sarah Palin's boobs. drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:52,
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Nah,He's Right-Wing and happy with that. Our Right-Wing people pretend to be Left-Wing as that's more appealing to the 'general public'.
Whether or not I agree with his politics at least he is who he claims to be.
(Whether or not I agree with his politics at least he is who he claims to be.
ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:49,
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To be fairof the mainstream parties, our most right wing party is about equivalent to their Democrat party. Their political spectrum is much further to the right than ours, BNP excluded, as they have absolutely no left to balance it. Even the Democrats are centre-right. I don't recall the Tories ever actually saying the NHS shouldn't exist at all.
Does anyone actually know what his politics are? Maybe he and Obama talked about some issues, but it seems to me that British television edited that out and only showed us the meaningless cliches common to both sides.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:58,
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Does anyone actually know what his politics are? Maybe he and Obama talked about some issues, but it seems to me that British television edited that out and only showed us the meaningless cliches common to both sides.
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