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# YES IT IS
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# NOW WE KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# OH DEAR GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# HOORAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# You need to stay clear of these people if you meet them in the street JMG.
They are trouble...
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Thanks for the heads up.
Here's a GMoS:




(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I found this oldie earlier
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Hurray!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I haven't made any new ones for ages.
I think I'm losing the faith :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# hey buddy!
how's your shit?

it's good to see pictures of gmos still getting posted. i wish i could find that huge old pile of pictures of him i had. also that password i used to have.
(schnurricane forgot his password, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Hey hey!
Good to see you schnurr. What are you so busy with these days that you're never here?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:42, archived)
# not much
drinking and smoking cigarettes, essentially.

but, hey- i've got a degree now! in ENGLISH!

what's up with you?


edit: also, i grew a beard.
(schnurricane forgot his password, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# I haven't smoked in years
and I haven't got a degree... I'm seeing a connection, perhaps I should go back to tobacco. Congrats on the degree! What are you planning on doing with yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:47, archived)
# thinking about some kind of writing
also thought about bar tending.

also getting a truck and building a bedroom in the back and driving around the country.

we'll see which one works.
(schnurricane forgot his password, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I know a guy who works bars and writes
www.everything2.com/user/Halspal/writeups
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:55, archived)
# ROCK A HULA BABY
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Awww hell
I forgot just how damn sexy...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# hahaha!
hey man, what's going on!
(schnurricane forgot his password, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:51, archived)
# OH HELL YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:52, archived)
# haha hey goblin
what've you been doing with yourself?
(schnurricane forgot his password, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I just ripped some b-sides from 45rpm to MP3
right now I'm trying to crack a concert DVD for its tasty, tasty audio

and fancying a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:52, archived)
# lordy!
i was actually just thinking about having one myself.

... i put some railing up around a porch today, that's pretty cool, right?
(schnurricane forgot his password, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:01, archived)
# HE'S HANDY WITH HIS HANDS
HE'S A HANDY MAN'S MAN!

yeah it is pretty cool.
My brother built something for about the first time in his life - a chicken house..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:04, archived)
# i thought it would be pretty funny
to fall off of a porch while building a railing
(schnurricane forgot his password, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:17, archived)
# I'd love some good hash
not had any in ages.....UK is swamped with rubbish(for the average punter)....(any solid has plastic embedded in it..fuck!!!!and as for uk skunk it's teh pits(.....would love to score if anyone knows of anything proper
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:04, archived)
# I thought you died?
Or was that all a big hoax
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# What kind of a word is 'hoax'.
It sounds like it was made up by a child.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# HOKES
HOKES HOKES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I dont know
Do the hokesy cokesy and you turn around, that's what it's all about
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# HOW COULD YOU?!
Poor SSG!


:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I asked a legit question
or was it /talk trying to be funny and failing as usual
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Alright this has gotten 3x SERIOUS than regular internet as JMG is involved.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Erm....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Alright. Dumb it down.. Picture form.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Something along these lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I really do not want this on my screen, I'm going to hide it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Telling somebody you're putting their post on block. Serious internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# WTF have I stepped in on here
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# YES
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post451401
(Neville Squamous, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=sir
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# WOT?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# It's a messageboard post, just look at it again.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Still... wot?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# I just hate the whole 'sir' thing and I think seeing a massive list of every time it's used really puts it in context.
Also: It was what I had copied when I saw this message and you should never waste what's on your clipboard.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Oh, no worries sir.
Move along
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Do you really, zeltergeist, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# ... you're making a scene
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I was idly following this conversation
but this comment really confused me. What is the whole 'sir' thing?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Over politeness or something or being stuck in the 1930s
Just call eachother cunts and get along, it's a lot nicer that way
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Ah, the whole 'cunts' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# How's the whole 'blindness' thing?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# oh cool
You get to see 3-D films without having to wear silly glasses.
Lucky you :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Or he sees the whole world in 3D and needs to use the glasses reversed to view it normally
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Yes!
You're totally looking at things like these buggers

www.blelb.ch/english/blelbspots/spot32/blelbspot32_en.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:56, archived)
# That's not actually me, you do know that right.
The glasses are the same as mine though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# haha yes I know
Im not THAT stupid
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:51, archived)
# You're dead on. The 'sir' shit irritates me deeply.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# TLL ME PLS I DNT UNDRSTAND
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Superb work, sir.
*clickies*, sir.
I hope you have a nice weekend, sir.
Good day, sir.
Let me tell you about my desk, sir.
Nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Knighthoods are so random
Like, whatevs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# *glomps*
Sir
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Oh, ok.
But SSG has always been a Sir, since before the whole sir thing. Doesn't that exempt him somehow?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# To be honest I hadn't even registered that his name has Sir in when I posted that.
A happy coincidence
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Haha
yes, that is a coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# it sounds wank for sure
god I feel like puking reading the arselicking sometimes//bleuurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Ningles elvy sir! \o/
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Yeah that's more like it
You cunt!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# :D:D............AAAAH!that's better
..music to me little ears
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
# hahaha
Duran Duran
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Also why is taking lots of photos and then applying a really poor filter considered art?
Am I just getting old or is everyone an idiot?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# The A word.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I'm a self-confessed idiot
but true!!what passes for ART I have no idea
*definitely not a Turner-fuckin'-prize fan
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# ZELTERGUST RADIO
FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Would you regularly text in traffic news and/or misguided opinions?
I need these things on my radio show.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# FM IS NOT B3TA SILLY GUSSET
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# also
b3ta.com/board/9741130
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# hahaha............I say
how very indeed:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# WHAT A MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Do you live near Dallas?
www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2009/10/08/20091008naked-dancer-ON.html
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# way shorter than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Standing up or lying down?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I'LL SAY SHE IS!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# OH AL GORE HOW COULD YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# HE PUKED ALL OVER EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# NOT EVEN A PRETZEL TO BLAME IT ON
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# SAWNIK NOOHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# hey goblin dude
what's kickin'?
(schnurricane forgot his password, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:43, archived)
# YES MY MAIN MAN
WASSSSSAAAPNIN?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:53, archived)
# this is my shoe there is no other shoe like it .....etc
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# *gives in to the puns*
Hahahahaha!
...and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# cobblers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Lace it up and keep that tongue tied !
. . . as you were . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Did he go to Boot Camp?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
# ahem.....
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# tut tut
i have seen this before :/
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# yup,
I thought it looked familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Hahaha my god
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# *snickering into eye-rolling spangness*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Grrrr!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# "Choked on his own vomit" it said in the paper
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Ahh-Limbo donkey!
My sister used to play that at my granny's farm. I never understood the objective.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# if you were a girl
you would understand
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Free Rides !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# wow wow wow.
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# i'm just pissed...
I got nearly no reaction to this the other day
b3ta.com/board/9739581
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Looks like it's gonna be another one of those days :D
*snicker*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# I replied! I replied!
Could the lack of response be because you posted it at 3.30am?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# but but but
It was only 9:30 PM here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Get out the pepper spray !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Jake and Elwood
A Blues Bros tribute

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# *zip*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
thats funny! Woo Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Nice hats, dudes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# They're getting the band back together . . . at least the bear essentials !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# haha I must have screwed up--the sauce pic was a dog
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# now you're just hounding him!
*shuffles away without causing more of a fuss*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Hey--it's a dog-eat-dog world out there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Yeah . . . they're bear dogs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday is shit...

so i post mine on a wednesday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# izzat a echidna??
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# yep
and a real fair dinkum one at that!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Don't come the raw prawn

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# 'struth Ailsa!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# There's a bloke out there with no strides orn!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Rack off!
Or "jog on!", which is my favourite Oz phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# You dag

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# check this then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITqh-Tzs3QM
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# 'sways'
I rather like this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Haha :) Aww ... a sad tale of what could have been. If she hadn't told Normie to rack off. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# This song sounded a bit sinister before I saw the name of the singer
and realised it wasn't a little boy singing.

I like the idea that Hell's Angels stop for ice cream though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Wada scream !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# STOMP! STOMP!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JimbOFCIuBI
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# YAY :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# aww he/she am lully
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# i think it was a he
i heard someone nearby mention something about a prick!
/coat
Edit: How rude - Many Happy B3tan Returns!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# 'comedy trombones'
hehe 'bones'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# hehe
trombones.

It can also be a verb.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# pfffttt...
you both said trom!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
*rombs*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# *spluffs*
(and wipes)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I drawed a bote
Photobucket
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# it bote
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# yep
it be bote!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# All hands on deck . . . set the jib . . . shiver me timbers . . . full bote ahead !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# is nice bote :)
especially the flag which has a little man going 'yay! \o/' on it.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# That is a cute one.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# my son spotted it from about 50 mtrs away
eagle eyed wee so & so!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Is it petable ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# only with your tongue!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Mmmmmmn . . . tastedelisious !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I never ate an enchilada before.
they certainly do not look very tasty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# apparently..
the abo's put them in a bucket of salty water with a rock for 9 days then chuck the echidna out and eat the rock!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# ha haa!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# ZOMG!
This prickly guy visited my house a few weeks ago! Crossed 40m of back yard then up 20 steps to get to this point.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# SNAP!
:)
Edit: I (or my son) found this one in a reserve in SA!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I have a german shepherd who's old and deaf. She hadn't noticed our visitor.
But the 3 maltese terriers I was dogsitting had noticed! They were going spare! Good thing I had the gate at the top of the steps shut or the little bastards would've wound up with pincushion faces!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)
# hamburgler


RIS RIS RIS
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Beeftoucher.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Underwent a police grilling . . . cruel and unusual punishment !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# you can get arrested for abusing burgers??????????????
shit
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# lolololol
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Clock turns over and a new batch of candles wiggle to life.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# yaay
I didn't even clock it, thankyyoos
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# happy candle day
your turn to buy everyone cream cakes
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# 'creams in cakes'
tadaa
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# YOU FILTHY BAST....
actually that tastes ok.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Happy internet anniversary I hope you don't lose interest before your next one!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# been here this long
longer than my last marriage so hurrahs!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# More?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# wayhay for squirrels with cakes!
need moar tits ;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# If I wasn't drunk I would
Next year maybe, son. I was right about that saddle though.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Actually, fuck the squiggle
Have a hungry rabbit instead
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# SQUIGGLES
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# LOL I SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK HAPPY DAY ANDY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# THANKS NICK
I managed to beef up seven buttprostitutes and not a moment wasted
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Hotly hotly candle wax day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# phwooar
loverly
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# the stock photo of 2 hamburgers on yahoo
is essential to my understanding of this story.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# It would be pretty cool to be the stock photo guy for a newspaper:
"Bob! Get us a picture of two hamburgers, will you?", they'd say. Why they called me "Bob", I never knew...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# maybe your name IS bob
but you forgot?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# No, it's Gilleain, I'm pretty sure by now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# are you
quite sure about that Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Dammit! I'm nominally confused again! >:-[
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# you're name's Bob
not confused.

cup of tea, dear? I said: CUP OF TEA, DEAR?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# About twenty to one, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# *puff pant* there you go sir...


Don't say I never do anything for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# :D
Thanks, Bob!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# hehe
(Peter_G, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# yo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Ow ow ow!
There was no need!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:05, archived)
# yeah
no need at all, its ok meth, there there
*its a sensitive subject for him*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# *calms down*
Yeah, yeah, ok. It's just, bad puns sometimes have that effect on me, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
# My sister's dog's previous owner's driver instructor's mum died from bad punning
AND EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS THAT SO ANYONE WHO PUNS IS ACTUALLY PERSONALLY ATTACKING ME.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Chis Martin
serves him right: naming a kid after a fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# He will have to shoulder the problem all by himself :":":":":
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# is it super happy pun time already?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Uh oh . . . what is the punishment for this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# a grilling by the police?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I opened mouth . . . and pun was reinserted . . . gulp . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# _
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Raise the Prodigy 69 shields number 1
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# How does one follow that??


De-Ris slightly?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W2hXZM6iXM&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# ris?
even with filename. gosh it's late
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# My guess:
Dolphins make a noise not unlike a geiger counter.

But I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# dolphins go ehh ehhhhhhehhuahuehuahhueh huah heuh euhnn
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Hueah hueah huueeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Hurrr hurrr
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# hmmm mmmnumunmu munum huhmunermuh hum
chacaron
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ous
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Ribbit neigh
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Moooooo. Woof.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Huminn'a hummin'a hummin'a
Hah cha cha cha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Cleopatra, comin'
hah cha
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bop
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Only in the throes of sexual extacy.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# How do dolphins go?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# it goes woop it goes urrrr it goes woop it goes urrrr
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiBBs_MogAc&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# dolphins go
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Ok, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# i think you should provide pictoral evidence of how dolphins go
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# You won the game.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# this isnt fair you all spent more time on your dolphins than i did
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# burton burton burton burton burton
burton burton
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Isn't it more "Kekekekekekekeeekekeekeke"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# br br br br
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# He was in the shower!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# properlol
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I know where you live
I can hear you breathing... I'm recording this!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Robocaller, eh? I feel your pain dolpho-shark thing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Sharks don't have necks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Rate his happiness in grades.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# My three month old male cat
keeps climbing up my fiancé's leg with his claws out, and has injured her several times. It's when she is sitting at her computer. He is usually very affectionate and tender. Can you explain this behaviour?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Get him a climbing pole. With a computer at the top. Dressed as your fiancé.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Computers whirr. Whirring angers wizards.
Wild wizarding westerly, when will we win?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Put a low chair or stool nearby.
I'd bet it just wants to see what is going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# By bus.
Or Taxi.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# oh geiger lols
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Beed beep beeg beeb beezle bee beek . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# ...now that it's been explained...
Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# im
very confused about this
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# You are feeling sleepy...

cat registered as hypnotherapist
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I will take off all of my clothes and smear myself with tuna
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# again
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Ooohhh that's creepy
Also equally very very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# this is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Spruce moose tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I feel myself turning into a feline . . . feline . . . cat . . .
master full !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Must... open... tins.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# no no DONT MAKE ME KILL MYSELF
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# *clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I particularly like the moustache
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I've just stopped drinking
......again. Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Excellent
FP for me
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Great story,
great gif. Woo, and indeed yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww
I have a spontaneous desire to order several cases of salmon, and two pounds of catnip

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Yay
Smooth and evil in one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)
# haha
Great story and super pic. Instaclick 2000.
(Stoopid_Faaka, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Catnippp's air miles are welcome....


He was the first
Then he was the second

www.b3ta.com/board/9429264#post9429437 link to the good old days Hedgehog was mentioning earlier (not 2002 mind you)

(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# strangly aroused
and certainly confused

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Thanks.. *passes the hankies*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# thanks
what shall i do with them first?

cry or spoff?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# The ergonomic spash-proof design of their head leaves plenty of options
to the decerning lizard-blooded gentleman of today.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Frankie Boyle just got nekkid on Argumental on Dave to prove naturism wasn't weird,
he won the argument, and really proved he had balls. *cough*

I predict a LOT of youtube re-runs...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# rufus hound got naked
frankie boyle blushed, but no-one noticed under the gingerness
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Oops, my bad!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# It's a tough decision.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# are you the artistic version of
the goat?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Yes, no wait, no
I'll stick with could be?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Yay!
*invests and fnords the business press*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# "invests and the business press"?
I don't get it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Flip a stick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Sounds dirty
I'll get the captain to whack the plastic cuffs on you if you keep this up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Have the cap'n use the nerf stick . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# ahh, good times
i managed to get my catnipppppppp comedy account on pasanonics ignore list
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# That was an impressive list
So many names on that list...
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# damn those pyramid heads are sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# You should see them pole-dancing
Every last Friday of the month at Freemason Lodge 655. (Bring a bottle)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Bear this in mind,
Sheeple.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Come back Catnippp WE MISS YOU
xoxoxoxox
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# The only place you're safe from the chemtrails is on a plane.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# It's all the makeup they use!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:05, archived)
# PINK EYE
ON MY LEG
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Having a poo


(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# booo!!
down with poo!

we want weewee!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# you're soaking in it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Poo status update, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Jettison: complete
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
#
search.twitter.com/search?q=%22doing+a+poo%22
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Silly drawn-person, this is not Twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I spot at least three differences
do I win a prize?

thought not :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:51, archived)
# poo grade: high
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# He looks satisfied.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# There is a point where relief turns into utter joy
with an underlying feeling of accomplishment
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# this is that point
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Particularly if you've held it in for a bit

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Highstepping!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Funny, his turd looks just like a croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# "Good thing we didn't step in it"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Jettison: complete
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# double pooing on dat dancefloor
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Do you want to dance?
No, let's do a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Let's dance and poo,
it's nature's way
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# hello b3ta
have a happy car

wallpaper version
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# \o/
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# haha
is that a sprite?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# i have no idea i'm afraid
i'm a bit rubbish with cars
it just looked happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Is Fiat 850...
A Frogeye Sprite is plenty damn happy lookin' without any shoppery :)]

www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/new/50562.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Happy car is above the rest !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# happy car is ace
hello ecletech
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Bunch of candle people today.

Also: Discomeats, Sexface.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I knew discomeats was a 5 year veteran like myslf
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# hello
and happy b3ta day!

bah, my cake is a candle short
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I'll take it
ta!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Flame On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Aye
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# aw that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# HAPPY BIFDOG!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Hello eclectech
Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# eat my dust.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# happy car is ace hehehe:D
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(herman:D, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I liek that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# ....goodbye!
(Euan_Kerr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I don't leak wank.
Do you leak wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# i wank leeks
but then, i am welsh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Do they pay you after?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# she needs all the moisture she can get
there's only so much you can do with a scalpel and stapler
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# "hahaaa... missed both my eyes!"
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Stumped
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# delightfully
odd
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# If only I could read lips . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# looks like ... mnng mnng mnng
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Oh . . . do you interpret chinese ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# yes indeed,
with fire and spanners
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Great . . . in that case . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I've been playing with legs too.

I think I've learned the Blender Pose
thingies now. Bunch of errors still,
but amusing enough to share it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Very fluid movement for such a creature . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Odd shape to move. And no Muybridge sources to raid for that creature.
Some tearing and creasing on that, but it works ok.
I'll get better at it now that I understand the steps.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Fantastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Rapehorse is on the move


(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# A floppy limbed canter is the best I can get so far.
Hardly suitable for creating a thundering herd of rapehorses.
Perhaps he's trying to be cute and distracting us from the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Somehow,
I imagine a flailing tangle of limbs is pretty much how a herd of rapehorses would move. Like Yog Sothoth with hooves.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Hahaha, good point.
They look just like horse legs but are really tentacles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# wow cool!
horsecock, ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Finally fucken forward flip for fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Speed skater is on it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggg!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# These images arouse my
interest
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# It is hard to part with spare parts . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Brick lickin' dowl !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# when you see it
it'll shit bricks
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Whoarf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
# wouldx4
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# havex3
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)
# there's only one...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Kwan do !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# no tae, no service
velly solly
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# No wrong time ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Yes, I pressed esc at the right time
and got a free nudge!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)
# ... nudge! wink wink!
evenin' folks. To save me having to scroll back, please
describe today's /board for me in under 5 words, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Oh, get your coat love looks like I've pulled.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:47, archived)
# dark grey, light grey...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# *i came close to laughing...once.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:51, archived)
# cripes, just the one word needed eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Scrolled
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# some stuff funny, mostly not
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Yes, I pressed esc at the right time
and go a free vag'
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# yay for shadow beavers
wood, etc.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# ahhh!...*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# *freaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Mirrors mirrors on the door . . . everone get down on the carpet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# You stay out of that clean clean room!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# If that's clean . . . I'll clean it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Chavs on Tatooine.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# That reminds me.
Where did the phrase 'gaz me' come from? I googled it and checked encyclopedia dramatica - nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I think originally b3ta was pretty basic and so if you wanted to send a private message you had to get this guy Gary to collect it and deliver it to the recipient.
Just a tribute to him.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# it was just fields
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/gaz/
(I helped save b3ta! Bed has a bee!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I believe the original cry was "Gaz! IM me!"
which turned into gaz me over time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Thanks everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)
# HI GAZ IM ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# could be a whole different movie...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
# BASTARD INTERNET!

evey few days it goes kaputt for half a day.

have i missed owt good this afternoon?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Phone them up, tell them you're going to close your account and they'll give you at least one month free.
Srsly I do it all the time.

Edit: also, www.youtube.com/watch?v=On1drhgxGWU I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# yes
every few days (when it goes shit-shaped yet again) we phone them and shout at them, and a bit more gets chipped off the bill. we're going for the 'free' HD box next month :)

EDIT: that youtube clip :D hahaha

it happened to me as a kid, and what goes around, inevitably comes around. was much more fun when i was the driver, not the bus-stopper! :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Driver got prosecuted and fined for this.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
# worth it
every penny
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)
# on the whole children are annoying, so yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)
# It's funny until you think about the kids having to spend all day at school in drenched clothes
But fuck it don't think that far
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:26, archived)
# unless they ask the bus driver to turn on the hot air vent
or when they get to school sit on a radiator for a while
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)
# he should of shouted "SCRUBBERS!" as he went past
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:30, archived)
# virgin pringles
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Im with them
It's quite slow at times.... some 50mb connection this is! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# They're still better than shitty BT.
I moved from BT to Virgin about 6 months ago. Huge improvement.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I had Be last year... was only 24... but it seemed faster than this
That might be because my housemate is always rinsing rapidshare for all it's worth... but nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Do a speed test when everyone else is out and see if you're actually getting anywhere near 50mb
www.speedtest.net
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)
# My flatmate did one
Apparently it's 40 on cable
and about 26 on wireless
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)
# That's not too bad.
Broadband "megabits" are a massive con. Nobody ever gets what they're paying for.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I'm on the 20mb package.
Just got 11.5 on speedtest.net

That's sufficient for my needs.

I do find that about once a week the connection drops, usually about 9am. I can connect to the wireless, but the router can't connect to the internet. It usually comes back on mid-afternoon. I think it might be the netgear router that's the problem though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:50, archived)
# FUCK!
1.59mb download! WTF

WE ARE PAYING FOR 50!!!

RAGE ANGER ETC!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I just did one - paying for 10 and getting 9.86 which amazes me.
Virgin, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Mine might be due to my shitty wireless dongle on the pc
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)
# stop paying for 50Mb
they won't have their hardware ready for another couple of years
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)
# :(
It's between 3 of us, so it aint THAT bad.

And it was only like a couple of quid more a month for it than the 20mb one.
It's done now, not a lot else we can do about it apart from be very british and moan and not do anything
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)
# What annoys me about Virgin is they change your 'no page found' thing. Look:
www.ajogfiwiahjgvpowajagwagkajhxn213kl.com
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Yes, I know
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Yes
their stupid proprietary search engine thingy.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
# i must be doing it wrong
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# It's this sort of jiggery-pokery he's referring to
Photobucket
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# i've never seen that
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Odd.
If I type in an URL that is wrong, that's what I get. It replaces the old Microsoft LiveSearch that I used to get with BT.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Possibly it's their DNS servers.
I know OpenDNS have their own Not Found pages too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# yeah
peak times is like dial-up sometimes...
20Mb? only at 4am.

(it went off as i was trying to reply to you earlier - my xbox live has run out, that's why you've not seen me on there recently )
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Ah, fair enough
I managed to get a new one for 25 quid :D

Bargin!

It probably doesnt help that Virgin have basically a monopoly around here, pretty much everyone is on them, that surely can't help the speeds
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)
# 50Mb at 50:1 contention
but it's probably more than 50:1, so shitter than shit. but on the plus side, it's expensive!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I was with Virgin and they were fucking shit,
so I went to O2 and had no problems.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I apologise for nothing...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# They've got pretty good at giving up-to-date information now.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# No
It is still there
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# pffft

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Hey I've been on that bit of motorway I live near that bit of motorway I never saw no bear.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# well, obviously he was
standing behind the lamppost that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# i was at this very section of motorway last night and my sat nav told me to do the same thing
were you in the car with me?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# RAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)

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