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I hate these cunts

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)

Oooh don't get me going, I got charged 60 quid for going £1.14 into the red,

I was guessing a train station ticket machine, being directly related to cash machines, would reject payment if the funds weren't there, I was wrong, and they won't change their decision cos 2 years ago I made a similar mistake when ordering thru Paypal.

Cunts.

A mate of mine is currently 600 quid out of pocket for similar reasons and 2 months on is still trying to get ahead of their charges as each direct debit goes out.

Utter utter cunts.

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..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)

there are websites that'll help you challenge unfair charges

consumer action group is the only one i recall at the moment

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)

He could always hold Ester Ransom at gunpoint.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)

ester RANSOM!

hahahahahaha you loony! :)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)

Erm

would it not make sense to go else where?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)

Both me and my mate are planning that the instant we get back in the black, trust me,

thieving cunts.

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..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)

I'm with the cooperative

Never had any problems with them. They do have penalties but it works both ways. You get charged if you screw up and the same if they do.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)

you'll be able to get that back.

www.moneysavingexpert.com/reclaim/bank-charges

When that happend to me I went to the bank and told them I'd like to close all my accounts with them cos I wernt an' happy bunny.

(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)

Good lord, that's a LOT to read! Is the info definitely current?

Happy to try but I hate wasted effort...

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..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)

its very current.

(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)

Cheers!

The actual phoneline I was given to ring and complain on had a set recording playing that told you that due to that test case going thru they would definitely NOT be doing any charge refunds in the mean time.

Nice.

But I ain't giving up on it and I hope my friend won't neither, esp if the court case goes against em!

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..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)

Really?

I complained a few years back and got £200 odd returned from charges over the previous 6 months. However, that was their fault as I had requested a direct debit be changed date wise.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)

Ha!

Nicely young Archibald the III of Norfolk!

Did you see that program about The Lost Symbol on Channel 5 last night? I was gonna gaz you but my computer died....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

died eh? how odd - people might think it was a conspiracy...

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)

Well it is an extremely gay computer....

It often is known to be found in Soho at 3 o'clock in the morning. ON A WEEK NIGHT TOO!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)

I didn't no, about the book?

/was actually at a Masons meeting, so missed it :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)

Yeah,

I just saw it mentioned briefly. It was apparently about whether any of it is true and all that malarkey. You might be able to watch it on their website? That is if they have an on demand service....

Have you decided who shall be Prime Minister next yet?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)

I shall have a gander at the channel 5 website

a few of us were talking about the book at the meeting last night. Verdict: Quite a lot of guff, a few 'part-facts' mixed with something to jazz it up a bit.
Overall opinion is that we came off quite well throughout the whole thing.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)

five have just launched an on demand service

not sure of url though

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)

too easy

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)

hahaha, ace!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)

it makes Home and Away even more gritty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)

*click*

very good!

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spesh., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)

Gaaah!

You're turning Amerkin!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

hehehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

That needs to be made into a little badge.

woo this.

(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)

indeed

And then placed over the actual badge on various Porsches so that you only notice if you look closely :)

(LittleKitty, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:10, archived)

You been taking photos of me through the curtains again?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)

Hahaha

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)

bwahahaha

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)

nice one Archie

did you see mine?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)

I didn't, I shall scroll forthwith!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)

hahaha

splendid stuff
mind if i dump this vaguely related effort here?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)

Nicely *Checks pants*

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Ninj, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)

Ha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)

arf :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)

hahahaha!

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)

hahaha

nicely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)

congratz on your hattrick :)

(gtfomh, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)

This needs to be made into a sticker...

...precisely the same size as the real thing.

There are so many bloody Porsches round where I live, and most are clearly driven by people with something to make up for.

(much_too_much_much_too_jung, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)

^ THIS with big nobs on

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Monty Propps, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)

splendid idea

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lord bofingham, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)

Hahahahahaha

*breathes*

Hahahahahahahaha!

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Monty Propps, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)

FP RUSH!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)

Haha

We have a wiener!

(Tivert, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)

I might buy a Porsche one day

If my penis ever gets that big

(Jocelyn De Bath Me Jeremy Kyle's are playing up, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)

You fp-hogging bastard :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)

Three in a rooooooow!

I love you, I do.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)

Ooh an FP Hatrick!

And well deserved too!!!!!! :D

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Rico, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)

Little winky

Go on, make it four in a row...

(remoteneeded, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)

Too obvious?

(octopuppy stinking up the place, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)

*glees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)

Yeah,

fucking taking our money and giving us public fucking services! Thieving cunts! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)

Also, wasting huge amounts of it rebranding government departments

Even though we have no choice whether we use them or not.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)

like this one?

www.b3ta.com/board/9757791
(not strictly a department, but still- why?)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)

good lordy, ^THIS^!

bastards charged me £70 for a delivery a few months ago...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

They'll be at your door soon.

heads off to bunker to hide.

(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

I like HMRC at the moment.

They've admitted that they owe me a few thousand pounds in overpaid income tax.

Now, if you could send someone to bring me a croissant, I'll be on the balcony.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)

this probably only applies to earlier models

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)

Oh you cunt

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)

This would make more sense:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

Is it cos Volvo sounds like Vulva?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)

Or is it because they're all driven by cunts?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)

badum

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)

yeah this

i've had one direct hit, many near misses. newer volvos seem to attract drivers, rather than myopic car owners.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)

piss off

I've got one

Lovely thing she is too

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)

old or new?

and how many accidents?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)

V Reg S70

None that I'm aware of

we just aquired it to replace my knackered Hyundai Accent Deathtrap

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)

well that's okay then

old box-shaped 340's etc - avoid like the plague. one of them smashed into the side of me because she pulled out from parked behind a van, on the other side of the road, on a blind bend. stupid, stupid bitch - get the bus next time!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)

surely thats the driver rather than the car though

I love my old boxy 850. It's taken me across Europe and back, runs perfectly, dead comfy, big enough to fit all my kit and equipment in the boot with room to spare for a duvet and pillow for the longer trips.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)

Heheh, I like them really

There's a lot of *very* posh houses full of millionaires on my way to work, and they all seem to have one though.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)

it obviously needs a service then

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)

tish

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)

Woof!

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Ian Woosnam, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)

Pfft! Record shop....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)

our HMV closed recently with no warning

now where am I going to get a very small selection of overpriced and badly organised CDs?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)

I saw it down the pub being consoled by Our Price:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I miss Our Price :( Shitty fucking V Shop buying them out and closing down :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)

I still, somewhere, have a Topgun OST still with Our Price label on it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Somewhere I have a cassette of Spiceworld. It was bought in Our Price, but does not have an Our Price sticker upon it.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)

*points*

*laughs*

Spiceworld. Did you buy it when you were a little girl?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Easy there Grandad, I was 10 years old when it came out.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)

i saw some pissed up zavvi's trying to pick up some virgins the other day.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)

Oi! Thor!

What the hell are you playing at? I have been waiting for Andrew McDavies' return for literally MONTHS since you last promised his imminent return :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)

...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)

I no right?

There hasn't been a record shop in my high street for about 7 years.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)

You still buy CDs? That's sweet.

You can tell your grandchildren.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)

I bought my first CD in years last week.

I regret it.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)

What was it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)

The latest Yello

They've gone a bit too jazzy for my tastes :(

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)

I bought a CD quite recently

Well, two. One of them was "Captain" by Idlewild. The other was Buddy Holly's first "three" (ie 2 plus a compilation his record label pumped out in 1958 to cash in) albums. I was very pleased.

I like CDs. I like being able to choose the quality my music is at, instead of having Apple insist I get a really shit AAC, or these days a reasonable-more-or-less AAC. I like knowing that what came off the mixing desk is what's in the file, not what came off the mixing desk and then went through a couple of filters to chop off low and high frequencies and then went through a vaguely-defined psychoacoustic model to cut out more frequencies and then got encoded at a lower bitrate.

Just a pity people are mixing for MP3 and most likely releasing CDs that were mastered from 320kbs MP3. I hope they're not but if frankly I wouldn't be surprised anymore.

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boris the spider, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)

Yes, couldn't agree more.

I hate the fact that the mp3s I purchase are a more paler version of the originals.

Vinyl for the victory

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)

I more or less missed vinyl

Played a lot of my parents when I was growing up and made sure my first stereo had a record player and... never bought a record. I'm a product of my times...

Dynamic range on CD is actually significantly greater than that of vinyl. (Which is obviously why mastering engineers enjoy compression the motherfucking shit out of music these days, to the point where putting it on vinyl would make the needle fly out of the groove.) I like that and it makes up for any disadvantage you might see in the fact that it's still digital.

/Can't hear anything wrong at all with CD quality sound blog. (Come to that, on my equipment my ~200kbs MP3s sound absolutely fine too -- that's above most people's transparency limit which I think is roughly 150kbs for MP3, and certainly above mine. But I like to make that choice myself, rather than have to reencode a 320kbs (or lower) MP3 and immediately entertain myself losing quality as a result.)

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boris the spider, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)

I like my CDs

mainly cos of having the real thing and not some intangible file I might delete by accident

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)

This too :)

And the people who still put attention into the sleeve notes.

I thought I'd more or less stop buying them a few years back when I moved across here and had to rip all my CDs because there was no way I was lugging hundreds of them around the continent. Instead I think I've bought 50 or so in the last three years. Well, maybe 30.

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boris the spider, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)

yup

I've bought about 6 this year

not out of real shops though

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)

There's a quaint CD shop about 50 metres from my house

They aren't overpriced, they have a fairly big selection and there are always a lot of good albums on sale. I always wonder how they do it.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)

They're probably dutch immigrants selling stolen CDs

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)

I suspect an intricate system of gears, ropes and pulleys.

That or witchcraft....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)

That's not Nipper!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)

Noooooooooo!!!

Dontcha understand, time MUST stand still for the sakes of the music (read CD) industry!!

Hell they've managed to keep the same tired old format kicking for over 25 years now and panic everytime someone invents a knew recording medium, give nipper an MP3 player and those lovely DRM advocating folks in the backrooms will implode!!

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..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)

Entirely this.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)

home taping completely killed music

lots of people think it didn't

but it did

how else can we explain T*ploader?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)

*dances in the moonlight*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)

*gets hammers*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

I say, can you direct me to the WC my good man?

(JakeyD, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)

wott wott punk rather!

works for me :D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)

jolly splendid

dirty hewitt looks mean!

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)

...

*edit* I completely forgot to say I was inspired* by WiL's post down there ...

*ripped off

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)

Bang

Click

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)

Arf!

I predict a lot of Micro$oft's this week. Not that I am slagging you of course Mr Bobs, yours is perfectly terrific!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)

Oi! TriB's! Do 'im over. He's slagging you off!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:40, archived)

That ain't Tribs you dick, it's Freebs ;)

How do Ghosty? Not seen you around much recently....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:40, archived)

Yeah

I've been constantly masterbating which has resticted my b3ta time.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)

Sweet!

masturbation is fun!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)

I haz blisters

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)

sexy blisters!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)

Yes

With eruptive gleat.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)

*gloams*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)

I thought the market was an olygopoly?:P

woo and 'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)

i thought that was for oil?

*could be wrong*

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)

no an olygolopy is a market controlled by a small number of businesses.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)

Perfect! Hahahaha!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)

nicely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)

splendid stuff bobs.

and ning to you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)

Ning Mr Thor

Are you well?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)

i is thank you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)

Hehehe

Is it wrong that I read it as MICTOSOFT first?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)

Yes

Now go sit in the corner and think about what you have done.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)

whatever he's done, Micto's done it already

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)

Micto's done his mum?!:O

I'm such a wrongun!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)

I'm sorry, I've done that the last three weeks and it didn't do anyone much good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)

Flashbacks of last night?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)

Visions of tonight

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)

I am engorged.

/ac

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)

O.O

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)

Ace!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)

Probably bindun

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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)

May I be the first to say,

RACIST!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)

less of this ^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)

Does the board think I've gone too far?

I can delete it, no bother.

It is what they stand for though.

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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)

Not long now

*rubs hands in anticipation of QT*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)

Completely agree with BBC on this...

...People need to see the BNP for exactly what they are as it does feel that they have built some kind of sympathy with more than their normal knuckle dragging angry white "man".

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)

simply this

current legal wranglings aside, they are a legitimate party that has democratically elected MEPs and councillors.

Gag them and they gain a cult following by the 'common man'^*

Let them speak and they will show themselves for what they are; bigoted buffoons. give them enough rope to hang themselves. Look at the recent statement about the Army generals being compared to Nazis. Griffin can't help himself. He's a frustrated little mummy's boy who needs to lash out

^{* Stupid man}

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)

The deputy chairman made a right mushroom of himself on Radio 2 on Friday

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5jzs28qVYY

Somehow BNP members see this interview as a triumph

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)

ha! did he? What did he say?

I can only listen to a bit of it. He seems to be making up membership based on races that are a light creamy colour

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)

I love how it seems that Simon Darby thought he was expecting an easy debate with a "simple 'paki' comedian" and was shocked to find he was actually coming out with intelligent arguments for which he had absolutely no verbal ammunition.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'm just listening to it.

What a fucking cunt! "You sound more like a politician than a comedian, you don't sound very funny...." Yeah, because that's the point of the comedian coming on....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)

I literally roared with laughter at that reaction

It's so childish - "I can't think of anything intelligent to say in order to counter your argument, therefore I'm going to try and change the subject and criticise your chosen career in a really petty manner"

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

who else is on?

I hope they haven't got a bunch of twats to debate with Griffin - he needs showing up properly

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)

Jack Straw *pfft* and Bonnie Greer

Sorry... this is becoming a little /talk

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)

They should get Pam Grier.

She'd kick his arse ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)

I'll be watching the BNP show tomorrow

I love the BNP, they are great

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)

~~tomorrow~~ tonight.

Wouldn't want you to miss it ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)

What time's it on?

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)

10:35 normally.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)

Imagine the gasp from the audience as Griffin takes off his coat to reveal a Waffen SS uniform.

(Harry Monk, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)

is it Thursday?

so it is

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)

*slaps*

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)

needs

more goosestepping and questionable moustaches...

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)

I like the term questionable moustache.

I shall endeavor to use it often today.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:45, archived)

I shall

endeavour to grow one!

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)

i am fashioning my moosetache like robert mugabe.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)

*votes for this*

*shows bloody thumb to prove it*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)

How delightfully questionable!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)

there

must be a despot/questionable moustache correlation out there hitherto unknown to science...

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)

oh, is it yesterday again?

oh good. now, what am i had for lunch?

ps. woo!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)

Steve knew what the ladies loved..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:18, archived)

"gonna need a bigger pan"

haha, nice one

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)

hahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:21, archived)

hahaha serious

ning b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:22, archived)

and he comes with two discos!

bumper fun pack!

(

w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)

arf

ning all

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)

hahahahahahahha!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)

hahahahaha

nice one

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:25, archived)

Lovely :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)

He looks like Super Hans

from Peep Show.

(

boris the spider, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)

that's it!

thanks - would have bugged me all day

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)

More than welcome

I'm always here to help with that kind of thing. Popular culture is my home.

This post may come with a lie attached to it.

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boris the spider, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)

ha! :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)

It's funny because fast food is bad for your health! LOLS!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:14, archived)

Top work

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)

Danke :)

One of the few times I have actually made any effort ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:18, archived)

OOOO, would you be willing to post a large version so i can steal for wallpaper...

Love It

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Sun 25 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)

bravo sir!

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:18, archived)

Ta :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)

Can I just get in that this is a shit challenge only entered by wankers and I hate it and I hate everything else and rah rah rah

I'm-better-than-all-of-you lols

please?

Thanks awfully.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)

'Twas a joke, R!W!W! - just a little jibe at the expense of the whining community.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)

go on,

give them something else to whine about ;)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)

There's not really been much whining at this one, has there? :)

The worst it got was a few saying "We've kind of done this before."

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)

I don't get jokes.

I have asparagus syndrome you insensitive fuck! :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)

Have you tried doing anything with those photos I linked to?

I'd hate to think I got Weil's disease for nothing.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:22, archived)

I've had a look at them - did you want me to play with them as well?

I want to go and take my own, but I'm more than happy to screw yours up instead if you'd prefer.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:30, archived)

Go for it

Just thought you'd like to use some at some point -
it seemed too good a building to not point you to.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)

is that on your autocomplete?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:22, archived)

Yes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)

You're such a twerze

hahahaha...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)

Hahahahaha

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:30, archived)

hahaha! Awesome, 'Sushi!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)

Cheers Stevie!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)

ooh nice

i'l have a McLard (tm) and a large heart attack please.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:21, archived)

MMmmmmm! Greasy!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)

I haven't had a McDonald's for 10 years

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:22, archived)

Really?

I do occasionally have one, as it seems a good idea at the time, but I regret it within 10 minutes invariably.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)

That's why I stopped doing this years ago

It may not be ten years, but I think it's pretty close to that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:26, archived)

I've used their breakfasts to help me assert my dominance

over the morning after a bit of heavy drinking.

One the egg has been chucked, the cheesy-sausage-muffin is edible and salty, and the hash browns are quite nice, plus you get the satisfaction of going "however bad I feel, this young fella's working in Mcdonalds at 8.30 on a Sunday morning".

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)

nor me for 11 years

food poisoning is a great anti-marketing tool

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:25, archived)

i'm loving it too

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:25, archived)

Thank you Mr Save the queen.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)

Hahaha

Nice one

I had an idea to get a lot of fonts for populars brands, and spell 'CUNTS' in these fonts and the respective company colours, maybe accompanied by their logo. It was going to be a whole series of them. Too bad I can't be arsed though.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:25, archived)

If I do it

and make loads of money
you can have 5% of the net.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)

DEAL

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)

*steals*

wait, this is far too much work

damn you mediocre

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:30, archived)

Hahahahaha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Your persistence amazes me ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:30, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)

Double heartbeat! Excellent! :D

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)

As a great man once said,

Two hearts are better than one
Two hearts girl get the job done
Two hearts are better than one

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:40, archived)

nicely done sir

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)

Cheers fella!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)

great stuff!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)

Thank you sir!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)

haha

brilliant

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 18:31, archived)

Cheers Doc!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)

Doubt this will be the only one of these...

and 'nings all :)

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)

Ouch!

Nicely done :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:06, archived)

I was gonna change it to Pikey, but I figure it MUST have been done,

and besides, too easy and not terribly interesting to look at...

(

..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:06, archived)

Nice

Now roll me some cigarettes!

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:07, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

nings 'Alohrs

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:07, archived)

Nice :)

But that worker is too old. Perhaps he's the marketing manager?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:07, archived)

ahaha

but isn't he a bit old for that?
oh well, another day, another dollar... if he makes his quota, that is.
mornin b3ta

edit. prequal, you're living up to your name there. piss.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:08, archived)

\o/

I'm not sure "in before polished turd" is something to brag about though :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)

bumsex (tm)

the best rectum smoother money can buy...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)

fantastic

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:10, archived)

freebs, wazzup, man!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)

Ace!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:14, archived)

check the first post of the challenge ;P

woo

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)

oooooh!

Urs is rather splendid :D!

(

w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)

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doog Don't read this., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)

Gold plated rocket boots: £3999.99, diamond tipped platinum ear hair trimmers £569, length of the bill? Endless

for everything else, there's Bankruptcy

hehehe, top stuff!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:10, archived)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:43, archived)

hahahaha

very clever
clicks

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:47, archived)

Cheers all :)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:05, archived)

hahahahha, top work, BLD!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:50, archived)

Ha! Oh that's class clickage right there! :D

(

..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:52, archived)

hehehe

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)

top

moat action!

have a click!

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:58, archived)

Spot on!

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:03, archived)

ha ha ha

very good!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:07, archived)

that is excellent!

I am loving this compo, there's some great entries. and the added prospect of seeing our ginger fuhrer dragged to court by some multinational for copyright infringement.

(

spesh., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)

all that rubbing it in probably gives you the sodding wrinkles in the first place

ningles to you all

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:40, archived)

hahahahah! I love the whole "scientifically proven by asking 3 women in scunthorpe" angle these things have

ningles 'burgler, and ningles to the whole /board!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:43, archived)

Best thing for your skin?

Rub vaseline on your face and have a bath. FACT!

Ningles sir

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:43, archived)

nings joes!

and remeber, if you shave, don't use the usual shaving foams/gels, use Aqueous Cream! 'Tis the best, I say!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:45, archived)

nings

Got to love the small print on those ads
*out of 97,000 women, 17% agree*

(

Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:44, archived)

hahahahaha, not that I generally look out for these things, but I did notice the other day some kind of magic masscara that increases your eyelashes

buy about 300%, there was the small print at the bottom of the screen saying something like "the lashes in this video are simulated"

hahahah, what a con...

Ningles A'!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:47, archived)

i've seen that one!

farkin fake lashes! Whats that about then?

"OMFG MAKE UR LASHES LUK LIEK DIS!*"

*wont look anything like this

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:53, archived)

scarily this is not just happening to makeup stuff... Watch the new Forza 3 for xb360 advert.... Check the bottom of the screen....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:57, archived)

Dies it say

"Forza is a game as is not real driving"

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:00, archived)

well, as it show those AMAZING graphics, along the bottom it says something like: Not gameplay graphics

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)

arf!

sex panther, 60% of the time it works every time.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)

morning steve

yeah...i also hate the invention of scientificcy sounding words like Zyklon-X to describe the ingredients which are probably just based on horse piss

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:45, archived)

I'm pretty sure these products do what they say - take years off of you.

Literally that is - all those chemicals accumulating over the years of makeup, haircare, skin care, doing a surprising amount of damage...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:50, archived)

It's the ONLY product on the market that contains Pro-Vitus XM4

Yes, because YOU MADE IT UP!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:59, archived)

that, and

if anyone else uses that made-up name, they'll sue for copyright infringement

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)

speaking of these made up chemicals, what the hell are "Jojoba beads" that kept turning up in crap?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:13, archived)

something that billy connolly made up, i suspect

"what type of hair is it for?"

"PUBIC HAIR"

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)

Isn't that what you get

if you don't wipe your arse properly

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)

haha.

*approved by the institute of trichologists*

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)

blimey, I remember good ol' badgas.co.uk describing those as "griffnuts"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)

I like the "Approved by the British Skin Foundation" bit

Wait a minute, who the fuck is that?

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:51, archived)

hahaha! Probably just the bosses of the various beauty product companies

"So guys, we've got this new product - it's supposed to be tanning moisturiser, but prolonged use causes incontinence"

"APPROVED!"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:54, archived)

That's EXACTLY who it turned out to be :)

I don't think they use stuff like that any more but when I think about it ... that's proper evil genius, right there :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)

Interesting factoid related to this, I met a guy once, a friend of a friend, whom I assumed to be in his mid 30s and to have some sort of a problem with greasy skin as he was always super-shiny,

turns out he was 20 something and had been slathering himself with various anti aging creams since his teens in an effort to stay young forever, the sheer weight of it all the crap saturating his skin had pulled it into a floppy, greasy, jowly mess.

I vowed from there on never to use anything but decent soap and some sun dodging, and it seems to have served me well.

*edit* I will add tho, a mild anti-septic cream works fantastic as a shaving balm, esp for me as I wet shave the sides of my head every few days (mohawk) and the nape of my neck goes sore and lumpy otherwise, and once a week a good soak in the bath followed by some defoliating scrub on the face, usually Friday so I look scrubbed for the weekend, does wonders to get the week's crap out of your skin, stops you getting blackheads anyplace you're prone and clears off all the dead skin. Morrisons does a corking cheapy own brand men's scrub I recommend, no need for owt fancy but it's worth the little bit of extra effort, trust me, nobody likes zits n blackheads and this shit sorts it right out any place you get problems, digs the crap out your face before it has a chance to take, try it.

(

..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:49, archived)

me too

i've never used any of that moisturising shit and love the fact that all my mates that do now have skin that looks 10 years older than mine :)

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:52, archived)

^this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:56, archived)

Absolutely agreed

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:22, archived)

Hahaha...

*peas*

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)

Thieves

Click for bigger (57 kb)

(awaypigs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:39, archived)

HA HA AH!

They're crooks because the Global economy collapsed! LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:40, archived)

hahahahha!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:43, archived)

But don't crooks MAKE money?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:45, archived)

oooh magenta

and no willy....how unusual

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:46, archived)

You're my little puppy now...

Nings you lot

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:36, archived)

firefox sucks balls

/flock

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:38, archived)

Is that Tails?

Arf!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:38, archived)

hahaha

nice one sir

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:40, archived)

nice one

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:42, archived)

just tell me that Internet Explorer has ceased to exist

that would make my life easier

Just designed a webpage- it's fine in Safari and Firefox on both Mac and PC - but IE 6 or 7? Forget it!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:44, archived)

All our internal web-based jobbies

only work in IE, and we get a bollocking for installing Firefox.

Whilst our company bangs on about how it wants to be "at the forefront of innovation", whilst laying off it's interactive team...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:02, archived)

*clicked!*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:58, archived)

haha!

surprisingly some ace entries in this compo. well done!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:00, archived)

This repost fits here. Sort of.

(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:27, archived)

in before Prodge

re-poasting is bad, m'kay?

(

Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:31, archived)

Ning Ad7

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:33, archived)

ningles bilbo

(

Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:36, archived)

sorry I'm late

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:34, archived)

thats ok

found out what a twerze is yet?

(

Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:35, archived)

nope..you twerze :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:36, archived)

oh prodge, you card!

psst, i'm getting uncharted 2 tomorrow :D
No spoilerz pls ktthnxbi

(

Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:38, archived)

couldn't tell you any spoilers as my ps3 died with uncharted 2 stuck inside of it...

it's away getting fixed..allegedly

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:45, archived)

shit :(

i'm surprised mine hasnt been killed of by the CONSTANT hard resets caused by fallout GOTY

(

Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:54, archived)

reposting cunt

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:33, archived)

Oooooh

Pass the fucking salt and pepper.

(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:33, archived)

me me me me me

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:36, archived)

hahah

Top response

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)

nyer nyer nye nyer...Top response *high pitched voice*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:40, archived)

Ning Prodge

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:33, archived)

ning :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:34, archived)

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:36, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:38, archived)

You fucking

hypocrite! ;D Ning teh Prodge!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:38, archived)

hahaha

its like a sweary rain man is on the board

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:39, archived)

that's not right...that's not right....that's not right...nope, nope...not right

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:47, archived)

/ac isn't reposting ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:46, archived)

Whatever you twerze!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)

Is no bugger else awake then?

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..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:19, archived)

I am

*waves*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:20, archived)

*waves back*

Coffee?

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..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:21, archived)

Cheers, that'd be grand

It's far too early

My youngest woke me up at ten to six this morning

uuuuuuuuugggg....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:24, archived)

I've not been to bed, having one of THOSE nights, I just do sometimes,

waiting to fall over, any minute now...

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..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:26, archived)

I've just been spazzing past all the crap gayshift posts

blimey! you'll be a zombie by 9 - get some sleep man!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:28, archived)

Tell me, gonna be a wasted day, but at least I don't have to wait for the post! ;)

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..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:31, archived)

I'm shattered already!

cofffffeeeeeeeeee

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:33, archived)

after reading the new compo - have a woo for your image!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:25, archived)

Y Fank U!

Scroll down there and there's about 6 bloody more, had nowt else to do all night essentially.

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..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:27, archived)

I've just been looking at them

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:28, archived)

Good!

A couple of decent hits amongst the misses I reckon...

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..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:31, archived)

i'm awake

very pretty logo
i'd assimilate

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:43, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:47, archived)

GABBA GABBA DOMOKUN

that's the stuff

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:48, archived)

DOMO ROCK!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:51, archived)

HARDCORE UPROAR

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:53, archived)

i love this

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:41, archived)

what happened to the tits?

: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:25, archived)

STICKING IT TO THE MAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:47, archived)

why do they call it roundland? the shop is square, the boxes are square, they should call it ovaltine.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 7:49, archived)

Meanwhile.....

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:33, archived)

this brings glee

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:05, archived)

ha ha

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:08, archived)

Know the signs:

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:43, archived)

THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY

YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:45, archived)

thanks, I will FUCKING KILL YOU jklol

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:47, archived)

HAHHAHA!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAH!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:48, archived)

I AM NEVER COMING BACK TO THIS WEB SITE YOU ARE ALL HORRIBLE TERRIBLE PEOPLE HAS ANYBODY ELSE COMMENTED ON MY POST YET?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:49, archived)

hahahhahhahha oh god i wish i was dead

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d d, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:54, archived)

THEY FOUND HIM THREE DAYS LATER, DEAD IN THE BASEMENT IN FRONT OF HIS COMPUTER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:57, archived)

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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d d, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:59, archived)

hahahahahahahahahhahahaha!!! marvelous!!!

YOU CUNT

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elbow, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 7:04, archived)

Fuck, Robert Redford is looking rough

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:24, archived)

Linda

Barker's not looking too clever either...

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:52, archived)

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