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# Now tell me you don't want to smoke


inspired by b3ta.com/board/9790487
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I don't want to smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# And is video of the lady available
on Paper View?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# that's comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 2:28, archived)
# I don't want to smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# I don't want to smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# If I smoked the fucking pack of rizla's would get in the way.
This is not well thought out at all...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I don't want to poke
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)
# STOP THE PRESS!!... WHO IS THAT!!
and yes, as a non smoker I would definitely spark one up for her..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:29, archived)
# It is
Denise Milani, Czech born model
(laika, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
# "warrior" Training
Here's a kid who beats himself up thinking he's a "warrior"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=feAwvclMWDo
(pzilla, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)
# YO ZILLA! YO ZILLATHRILLA! YOYOYO ZILLA!
Yo, okay we gonna hit it,
Dis dude be postin youtube shit in the wrong place,
he got 1 post and it came back an nutted in his face.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)
# quick!
add a picture of a spanner and you'll be okay
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)
# oh noes!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# dude's got a point
if you're going to get hit in the stomach with a baseball bat, you want to do it well. experience counts for a lot in this game
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# You should look to your own training now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)
# listen to tom
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Did you fart Ray?
Did you fucking fart?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# ooops!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Bim! Bim! Bim! Bim!
BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
#
cfb
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# ...
That's just great.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 7:35, archived)
# Comparethegeorges.com
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)
# YO BEST! YO BESTY! YOYOYO BEST!
Okay, shit here it is,
I heard yo like to drink,
but now yo kidney on the blink...blink...blink...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)
# ok it was a tenuous link to get a wanking spanner animation
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# YO P-MAN! YO PP_MAN! YOYOYO P-MAN!
Yo, hey, hey, hey, alright,
So all the little kids wanna do a poo at Paul's,
but Paul's like MJ,
he'd rather smear it on the walls.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
# hehe........ booze should have this pic of George on.......
cocktail sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Lies.
That's clearly James Blunt.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# James blunt is dead
Shit I would have loved to shop that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] It was all a paradox...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)
# YO MARTY! YO MARTINI! YOYOYO MARTY!
Yo, okay,
I saw Back to the Future, that shit was kinda nice,
but I don't think you got balls to be in the Third Reich!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)
# If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)
# haha....priceles expression
:
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Danny Dyer - West End Gangster
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Hahahahahaahahahaah
I so hope he gets sent that by everyone he knows, until the end of time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)
# JIZZ HANS!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)
# YO DYER! YO DANNY FACKIN DYER! YOYOYO DYER!
Yo, okay here we go,
Yo Danny, I saw yo in Straightheads all up on Gillian's nipple,
but for a little white bitch, yo lookin pretty sweet dressed in purple.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# nurple
pipple
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Hey hey we got ourselves a joker,
but will you be laughin,
when you catch me wid yo girlfriend playing pok(h)er.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Seamless
I hate Danny Dyer.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Fack of you mag.
Took me ages that did.
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I'll stitch you right up you schlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
Anywho, mine's better.


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)
# haha...Ross da Boss
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Body form for yoooooou!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# So you can floss after you eat.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Only if you're Madonna.
That twine they use is a bit too thick for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Love and hugs to SuperDave :D

*gah! sorry, didn't mean to new thread, do I delete or will you nazis freak out more? There's a reply, I guess deletion is now like raping kittens
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# *looks below*
Hahahahaha

Good grief
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# heheh
heh




star wars
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# meh I think it is entirely new threadable :)
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# hahah
that is sick.

well done, keep its own thread i say. more of this.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# haha!
i'm totally sitting on the apathy fence here, nazi-wise
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# isn't some one obliged to post
DON'T DELETE! ;)

you have crown prince status, so shurely you get to rise above such pettiness. :)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# YO TOAST! YO TOASTYTOAST! YOYOYO TOAST!
Uh, right here, right here,
So you drew on someone's picture,
we got Chewie, Han and Boba Fett too,
but if you wanna suck SuperDave's dick,
you gotta join the queue.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)
# what a beautiful poem
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Yeah I'ma 'poem' right down yo throat.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Pffft :D
Now I am twice as happy as I was after seeing SuperDave's picture, so I am now at 4x original happiness :D
Can this day get much better!?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Awesome
Just awesome. Hurrah!
(Oops. Same goes for the original too.)
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Well played!
Woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# sup homies

(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)
# yay!
your pictures still bring me joy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)
# YO DAVE! YO DAAAAAAVE! YOYOYO DAVE!
Uh, okay...here it is, dese dudes is gettin low, but why dey dressed like a bumblebee rainbow?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)
# rules and regulations
state they must.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I read that in Yoda's voice and it was confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Mmm!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)
# okay.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# much glee :D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)
# That sets the bar pretty low!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# moments from disaster
:D nice picture
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Cute pic.
Have this pearoast.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Funny, that's what Greedo said.
Splendidly joyful pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# consider my glee gland engorged
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# YO SUSH! YO FISHYFISHFINGERS! YOYOYOSUSHI!
Okay man, here we go here we go,
so your name's Redsushi and yo got a website at thehittvshow.blogspot.com,
yo thought that shit was tight,
yo thought it'd blow up like da bomb,
but yo can't write and yo can't rhyme,
and now we laughin cause yo ass on borrowed time.
WHUT?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)
# yo hater
it's shit like that why i ain't been around this week. Well, that and having no computer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)
#
but do you still have stella?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Somethin bout yo movin house,
well ain't that about a bitch,
you coulda just robbed new shit if yo was scouse.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)
# *milks for profits*
oi oi :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)
# do you like me platyin wit my bum
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)
# *JOY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I made pretty things
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Yo, it's like someone spewed up Elton John
onto some broken glass.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Oh Wow...
Do you have this in super-happy fun size i.e., enormous?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# This has made me twice as happy, and I was pretty damn happy.
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
# oooh loverly!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)
# awesome
and inspiring :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)
# :>
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I LIKES THE HAPPY FLOWERS
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)
#


de-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)
# YO CLONE! YO CLONE! YOYOYO CLOOONIIEE!
Okay, yeah,
So I can see dis dude got a blaster,
but how you gonna step to Jedi Master?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:23, archived)
# i suspect this all to be
the dutch inventor mediocre's doing
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)
# He says that he can't come in today...



He's got a nasty sting on his back.

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8355611.stm
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# the two on the front look much worse
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)
# looks like a training bra would help
at least an a cup size id say
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)
# YO SIMON, YO SIIIIIIII-MONNN, YOYOYO SIMON!
Alright, here it is, So every saturday I be watchin X Factor, but what's wid yo hair dude, do you cut it wid a tractor?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# WORD
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# FO REAL
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# nice attempt at hiding the belly by sucking it in
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)
# i wish i could fly right up to the sky, no, wrong bird
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# shitting big bird
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)
# YO BIG BIRD, YO BIG BIRDIE WORD! YOYOYO BIGGIE!
Uh, right right right, Yo yo' feathers is yellow, yo' feet are huge,
why you up in my country seekin' refuge?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# everybody loves hitler
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)
# needs more Kebab


Ah the kebab in it's natural habitat roaming the Serengeti
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)
# its
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Braut vs Braun
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)
# oh you total brat!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)
# sausages!
also:


i have more. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)
# COVERED IN BEES
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# funnily enough
i had never heard izzard do the cup thing, til i started doing coffee jokes in my office... then he played sheffield, and someone in my office went to see him.

true story.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# i got some coffee in the post today
just as soon as women are available by post, i'll be liking them that way
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)
# GROUND UP AND IN THE FREEZER
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)
# expensive and available on every corner.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)
# pale, weak and full of sugar...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Steaming and readily available in McDonald's for a small fee
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
#


i swear i wont do any more tonight
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# This is going to go far
It must be spread around the internet.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Served with a selection of biscuits or maybe a slice of cake?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)
# YO HITLER! YO HITLER! YOYOYO HITLER!
Hey, yeah... dis dude hates Jews, but that ain't fresh news.
he lost a nut, so he got a emo kid haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)
# This is a work of art.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)
# The roasting of the pea
Henry Paulson
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)
# seamless

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
# thought i'd start catagorising the local wildlife


this little one lives in the ground and eats roots, can be annoying if you have an allotment, as they also like to steal trowels and batteries.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
# This is awesome :D
I demand to see more.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# well, if you insist
*unzips*

AHHHHHHHHHHH, a nice light breeze, quite pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# ah
heterocephalus glaber
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# and you should see it when it's happy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)
# pfft
penis
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# needs more magenta
also, the face on picture on the right looks a little like the snake-men aliens from the first X-COM.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I would suggest pan frying in butter with split garlic cloves and cress.
Serve on noodles.


Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Fried cress?
Yuck
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Lots of it.
Softened in the butter and it's like super spinach.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Have you been eating Giger's brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)
# i had to reference some of it for my college project
never been all that sure if i like his stuff or not, though i guess thats not stopped it seeping in anyway.

..bit worrying actually.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Nice one
I had wondered where all my trowels had gone. What's the best way to kill the buggers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
# bleak expectations?
i love that - when is it on?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Thursdays, 6.30
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00cwgs6
Episode 3 tomorrow! Hurry and you can still catch last week's on iPlayer. Enjoying it as much as the last series so far, which is not as much as the first series but still lots :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)
# lord no
radio 4 will only attract them

mole traps baited with parsnip should get a few, but fire works too, good old fire.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I think I can simplify the process
by using flaming parsnip traps :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# It looks like it would make great bait for catching something . . .
although I myself wouldn't care to handle it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# if i ever catch a lady one, i'll let you know
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)
# "Local"? Bloody hell! Where do you live? :D
This soupherb stuff, Ms M :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)
# partly in sussex
but mostly in my own head.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Yes I can see a Sussex-type look about the eyes now that you mention it ;)
I like what comes out of your head. Keep it up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)
# i'll take six
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Looks like the result of a Tour de France cyclist having been de-spined.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)
# i like this
and have taken the appropriate steps to show this fact
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)
# ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# STOP THAT INCESTUOUS WHISPERING MUMBLE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
# AND DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# That . . . is . . . freaky !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# WHEN I WAS
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)
# YOU WERE
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I think you may have broken the memeverse...
with your superimposition of the Scream mask on The Scream

:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Success is just around the corner - the method works
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# It's easier to tell them apart this way . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# ba ding ding ding!
i'm not sure what's more annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)
# *tosses them into the bear pit like all the others*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Shurely:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Fake
Beaker has a beautiful voice compared to them.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Aren't you supposed to shop things on here
:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Oh yes :)
www.b3ta.com/board/9788818
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Had to be GC really
as was my first thought when I saw em.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)
# pre-"Grapes Of Wrath"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I just gotta get a shot of that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# hehe
never took a physics class, eh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I did . . . put I put it back when I was finished . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# heh heh...that camera sure packs a punch
nice recoil:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# It goes off in a flash . . . the Cannon products are tough !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# large ARF
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Very much liking this. Very Valin like. Needs more fudge and popping heads.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)
# THIS IS STARWARS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I find your lack of Sparta disturbing.
Nice one.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# What shall we dine on ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# tonight, we dine on endor!
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I guess that that settles that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Hey, sure this is Ewok meat?
It's a bit Chewy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# MST 300!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# DOWN IN FRONT . . . good'n !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Ace! That reminds me, I have a whole bunch of MST3K still to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Sometimes no words are necessary
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# No.
Thank you. It made me lol.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Filler up . . . and be quick about it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)
# LoL it is you know
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I'm not sure which one is me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I'll put a fiver on the blue one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I certainly feel like the yellow one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# the yellow one
is the embodiment of liberal society, while the blue is tabloid opinion and engineered mass hysteria?

(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# damn you're good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)
# :)
it's a gift... :)

(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# you forgot the penis on the left one
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)
# maybe thats why he's so angry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Maybe that's what's made him so angry.
Or maybe it's a she?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# it's inverted itself into the common, or garden, rage pocket.
the same thing happens with the hulk.

It wears off after 30 minutes of calm thoughts leaving the faint taint of sweat and mimsy in the air.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Just in case that you are schizophrenic . . . could be both . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I think you could be on to something
its like a Ying and Yang thing, the uncontrollable rage is clearly there, but the general life knocked out of the yellow one is equally prevalent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)
# *pssst*
yin
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I thought that
but couldn't be bothered to check
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)
# well, that's because you are either an angry penatrating puncher man or a man with a deep punching
:D

either way, messy :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Psst , penetrating
psst pedant
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# this is woo :)
but i feel it needs a sound effect. May I suggest:

FRLOMPHLSCH!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# needs more screaming
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Oof!
Reminds me of this fillum where multiple people get punched straight through various parts. Silly, gory fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# arrangedletters magical mystery guess with out clicking the link is....
Story of Ricky.

Edit: yay! right-ness :)

i think the upper cut through mouth is my favourite. :D best film for drunken gatherings.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Ten points to you, sir!
I can't pick a favourite bit, the whole film has me laughing like a loon constantly. Althought the 'boss' at the end is magical.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)
# :)
I do love a good bit of asian-mental :)

have you seen Visitor Q?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Ooh, nope. I like Takashi Miike's other stuff though.
I'll have to see if I can hunt a copy down.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# thank god it wasn't a punch to the rectum
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# FINISH HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Well, obviously, you are the one with the willy
Am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Even Sith lords need a little down time


Click for bigger (179 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# So where is Petula Clark hiding then?
you ninja editing powers are weak, old man...
/Darths :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
# stupid spell check
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# evenin!
been away for a while - did anyone win that laptop compy?
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# yes
some guy I never heard of
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)
# cheers, and do you happen
to know what pic it was - just curious...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# it was a train ticket or something
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)
# sounds great... i'll have a look.
nice vader by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# It's still on the front page blurb
www.b3ta.com/board/9768929
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# nice one, i looked everywhere except the front page.
and i've now just read that whole thread and need to lie down...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Downs Town
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# :DD
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(herman:D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
#
Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
(Dante licked your nipple on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Break out the marshmallows !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)

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