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# She finally got her time back . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:39, archived)
# her vibrating pants are trying to absorb her elbow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Only time will tell how that will turn out . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Mmmm vibrating pants
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:25, archived)
# vibrating pants are not always evil
and now it's time for bed.
g'night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:30, archived)
# This does not remind me of the film Up.
But is a very good film.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Did it leave you feeling that way ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:46, archived)
# This does not remind me of the film UP.
Because I haven't seen it.
I am quite prepared to believe that it is very good, however.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:46, archived)
# This is sad. It is a very good film.
Hey, you should go and see the film Up!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)
# but contrary to the film title
you do not FEEL very up after watching it. But it is still a good

SQUIRREL

It is STILL a good movie!

I hate squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)
# It was quite emotionally downbeat at times,
but I liked the way they

POINT!

I liked the way they switched quite quickly between
a funny scene and turned it into sad one.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I ALSO liked the sad scenes
that turned into

I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE MY MASTER

That turned into happy scenes!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:01, archived)
# I am unable to stop the narrative in my head from talking like Dug.
I will stop the dogs.
STOP YOU DOGS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:04, archived)
# won't you please be my prisoner?
please, please PLEASE?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:10, archived)
# So . . . you're saying . . . that the film does have it's ups and downs ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Well I could sway either way on that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:05, archived)
# It's nice to know that you are on the level about your feelings . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:11, archived)
# rather* fan*-tastic
a soothing breeze blows through.....thank gawd she ain't got no DOTS round her!!!!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)
# It's a new clock that technicians have been working on . . . it runs on time and wind . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)
# She has Man hands
But nice bum movement and a bit of time machine there = would, would, would, would
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I'm quite sure that she has time to fit you in . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I don't know what kind of man hands you're used to seeing
but I'll wager they've ne'er felt the lash of a cat, been rubbed with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make fine stockings for his best cabin boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:31, archived)
# How bizarre!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)
# It keeps her tickin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Fly girl

Meh...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)
# i don't know why she swallowed that fly
perhaps she's a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I think personally
it's a complete waste of a terrific couple of images that I found. I just couldn't think of anything else to do...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)
# at least you're doing something
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I had a similar situation . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)
# "wake up,wake up.......I wanna play"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)
# that fly looks like it's having fun
you don't see that so often
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)
# This reminds me of the film Up. It is a very good film.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)
# so is zombieland
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
But this does not remind me of Zombieland.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
# that woman could easily be dead
so it does remind me of zombieland
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do pig.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
i laughed like a spastic at that part!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)
# SQUIRREL!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Hey, I know a joke!
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)
# okay...
you are CUT off!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)
# My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:55, archived)
# sounds like this reminds you of UP
...and that it is a very good film:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Because
There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:13, archived)
# She swallowed a bird to catch the spider...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] All i could think
(DeniedGuilt_AcceptedCake is fighting the urge to punch turtles, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# maybe his teeth had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)
# 248.1 kB
Abomination indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I am actually trembling.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I had a little jog around the house...
Playing football is going to be wierd
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Whatever you do don't tell them to go easy on you
If they're anything like my friends they'll then target you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)
# They were all there when I broke myself
One of the other guys playing has a broken hand.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Rise of the Lycos was fucking dump.
I just saw UP! It is a very good film.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)
# SQUIRREL!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I like you temporarily!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# hahaha!
3D gives me a headache :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I only saw it in 2D
but I hid under your porch because I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)
# i do not like the cone of shame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)
# You clearly DID just see UP!
A film I loved, but my better half proclaimed was "depressing"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# a pedant writes....
All films are in 3D: width, breadth and time.
Some films (ironically called 3D) give the impression of having a fourth dimension, ie depth.
you're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Damn you WALTER KRONKITE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Floating past the full Maloonal in hot air Balloonals.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Oh, I like this!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I couldn't get the glow inside the balloonals to work properly :(
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Oh, it works just fine!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# ^ what he said
:)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Does not!
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Me too!
Also:

*pounces*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# *manhandles in a very manly way*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# that's the last time i give my old bras to the charity shop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Crikey you have...
huge tracts of land.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)
# *sigh*
not any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)
# ha ha
Python-tastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Prettiness!
*clickiness!*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# weeeeeee!
In a peaceful way.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# i like to wee in a peaceful way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# To be honest
I don't remember weeing violently, ever. But I'm very dull.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# never wee in anger
it can sting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Cranberry juice
is the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# it also goes well with vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# EVERYTHING
goes well with vodka. Juice, cornflakes, an Airbus 320...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# and don't forget
more vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# You will always need more vodka
if consuming a passenger jet aircraft. But I rarely do. I tend to just look at my double-glazing and think "wouldn't that be improved with vodka?" And i'm damn right.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)
# vodka jelly is rather tasty
and much fun if you get a drunken bloke to eat it out of a bra you're still wearing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I have had vodka
jelly, but I failed to grasp the science. It shouldn't work. Gelatin and alcohol are not comfy bedfellows.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# drunkenness in not condusive to good science
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Of course!
You get the Gelatin drunk, then it will bond with anything, just like humans! Smash, this might mean a Nobel Prize for you!




And some vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# it'd just be another thing to polish
but i'll take the vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# oooo very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I like these balloons, they are good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Stunning work, Lamby
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# floaty nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)
# This reminds me of Up. It is a very good film.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Floating fine like floating in my mind ~ ~ ~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)
#
I like this and have saved it for the next time I lack inspiration.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Some of my favourite colours in the world....*

a bit more, but not much.

*Venus Hum
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)
# YOU HAVE STOLEN SATAN'S KALEIDOSCOPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
# AND HE'S NOT GETTING IT BACK!
HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)
# i approve of this behaviour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# SATAN'S ARSE KALEIDOSCOPE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# KALEIDOSCOPING EVIL RECTAL POLYPS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Ewwwwwww.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# oh please, this is me
what did you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)
# A slow dance, and a hot night to follow...
*dowses with vintage champagne*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# i may dance slow
but i could ride you hard and put you away wet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Now, that's an offer...
*contemplates*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# and don't forget
i'm double jointed...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# *melts*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# don't melt! you're no use to me soft!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Oh, trust me...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# 0_0
now you're giving me ideas.
naughty ideas...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# *mission accomplished*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# he's still angry about the kerplunk going missing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)
# neurons
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)
# the brains of THE DEVIL, it would seem.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# This is the sort of thing they put in medical documentaries to liven it up a bit
Why's it called hummingbirds, juh puh guh?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Hmmm....
It's a song by Venus Hum. Not a very good reason, really. Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I forgive you.
I was just curious, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# cos they don't know the words
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# This is what you see before you
plunge into the fiery depths of hell!

I like this JPG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Thanks, Mr Sushette...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# this is good and also appears to be sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Mildly adhesive.
In a useful way, I like to think.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Red?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Aye?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Amongst others, most certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I like this!

In fact, *desktops*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Most kind, Mr Cre
:D

Tell, - if you would - whilst you're here - what's the easiest/cheapest way of getting Koffiemelk into the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I'd say lay a pipeline across the North Sea

Or, if you don't take it in large quantities, have it delivered perchance?
www.frieschevlag.nl/#/in+de+koffie/home/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# *Edit* The pipeline is a good plan.
Typically Dutch charges €17 per delivery!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I could send you some cartons if that turns out to be the only way

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I'm working on a 'using Air Miles to do a shopping run' as a plan...
But bless you, all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Alright, just let me know when you need me to send you some

And on that note: it's bedtime for me. Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# *waves*
Thank you, kind sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Is it not just evaporated milk?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)
# The ingredients seem to be only milk and a stabiliser (E339)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# WHAT!!!??!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?
How very dare you?????????
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# If you click the "Nederlands" link on the left of this wikipedia article...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evaporated_milk
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# *gives stern look*
It's not Evap!

*hides cans of back-up Carnation in the kitchen cupboard*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# More prettiness!
*more clickiness!*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Nice
But needs more lime green! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# *makes notes for later*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Feels like the membranes in my mem brain . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)
# For Mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)
# It has a freshly-washed lettuce feel to it
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# *drizzles balsamic*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# hehe
i did one yesterday with lettuces in it an everything, then forgot the O in mediocre , :/
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)
# MEDICARE!
*applies bandage*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)
#
www.medicore.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
# you should take them to cuort for staeling your naem
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Seriously, what is with these emos
thinking they can invent new genres of music just by whacking core on the end of a word?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# my iPod will only play applecore
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Indeed, man

"Hey man, you think the medi scene is dead? Well I've just invented medicore and it is totally awesome"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Needs more brass fittings.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)
# knobs aplenty
my mind has been numbed by hours of writing about bi-directional integration of financial data into performance management applications from ERP systems

I don't know what any of it means
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# It means that these numbers go here,
those numbers go there, and then your boss gets a big bonus!

WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)
# yay!
*copy & paste*

I think 36pt comic sans in pink will do
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)
# can you make it flash too?
in an annoying powerpoint presentation
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Needs more stick figures with lightbulbs

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# clipart!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# cor blimey, nice work
i hope you actually spray all of these on lots of walls in real life
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Today I learnt that a 'r' with a cross in the middle is an o, with a dot above is an 'i' and with a flick is a c
I am well street.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# if you imagine
they are fat, it makes sence kinda
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
# does it?
ok.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# yeah, Sesame Street
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Safe.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
# nice
i soooooo want one...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)
# applied physics
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Stare at this long enough, and it definately starts making its way towards you.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)
# then some color inversions would REALLY mess you up
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)
# syncs well with Float On by Modest Mouse
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Enclosed-Space Animal Trading Cards - No.4
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)
# well, its better than that fucking ceiling cat
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Do not take God's name in vain!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# i recant!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I don't think that's a duck and I don't think it would fit in my wardrobe. Also: no wife. I am relieved.
I am incredibly bored with filling in job application competency questions. Give an example of a time when you have showed the skills that will assist you in blah blah FFFUUUUWAGF{PAKGF.

I am quite good at doing things that you tell me to and am willing to do them for money, here is my signature when do I start.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Here's a trick for you:
Save what you type in to those boxes in a word file.

Then copy and paste for each proceeding job form.

You can usually paste them in and only need to make minor alterations to make them fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I do save them all and do that whenever possible, but I reckon they can probably spot canned answers.
But trying to make them specific to the firm takes AGES. There's only so many pages of a google news search I can go through.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# ^this
if you're applying for jobs with the NHS on their site, it saves it all and when you apply for another job, it fills all that shit in, leaving you to tweak it for added relevancy.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Yeah, that sucks... then you get asked the same, only slightly different questions on phone interviews
And then they email you back in 7-10 days to tell you you havent got the job
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I have two assessment centres in less than 24 hours next week
Where I imagine I will be asked the same questions again
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I didnt get to any assesment centres :(
I just got an interview for an EngD, didnt get it, got offered MRes instead, paid to be at uni... yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Mmm, I can see myself doing a Masters at some point.
Everybody should gaz me cash for the tuition fees. Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Do an Mres, they are paid
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)
# What's the different between a MRes and a Masters?
Google suggests there are some MRes Economics, but they seem like they're aiming you at an academic career.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Masters by research
MSc is a masters by science... ie more taught
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# "My copy and pasting skills helped me in applying for this job"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I was in the top 10% of the Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V speed test on my course
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Can't you just hypnotise them?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
# It is tough out there at the
moment. I've been made redundant 3 times in 12 years, and despite having a proven track record as an automotive and areospace engineer, spent the last couple of years counting stock in a clothing warehouse. I now work in a gallery.

Firms get so many applications these days, (I know we do, and we don't even have any jobs going). All you can really do is get your spelling right, don't appear over or under qualified and hope for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# That is a rather noncey looking duck
Filthy, winged bastard
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
# EROTEK


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)
# The sum of all fears
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# sterile, I'll bet ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)
# In the year 10,000

fetch will be MUCH more exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# my dog did that years ago
edit: nearly forgot... WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I love the username!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I can't wait for it to be the year 10,000

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# wheeeeeeee go go rocketdawg
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:31, archived)
# heh ;-)
The waggling paws are excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Race Hazard, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)
# This compo has really helped me hone my scissor skills.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# You're clever zeltergiest.
Is playing football a week after you fractured a rib a good idea?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Did you actually fracture it or just bruise it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Im pretty sure it was fractured, as there's now a lump on the side that hurts a bit
and there isnt on the other. Like where the bone has healed itself
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Hmmmmm.
I would suggest football to be a bad idea in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)
# If I break it again, at least they can set it in place this time
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Unlikely.
It's one of those things that they don't often do anything for. Unless it pierces your lung, they'll just leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Well they can't do anything anyway, it's not like an arm or a finger or something
I'll just fight through the pain.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Yeah I think so
Maybe not on the wing though, in case you're slide-tackled while sprinting like a motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# 5-a-side
And I usually play sweeper anyway
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Well make sure when you contest headers you leap towards the side without the fractured rib.
You'll be fine. Let us know how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I'll probably still be broken
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# How did you fracture it, anyway?
If this is a rematch against the team who fractured it then I retract my advice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Na, playing bulldog across a dry ski slope while smashed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# do you print out every picture posted on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Isn't that we're supposed to do?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I do, and rob still hasn't got back to me about paying for the paper and ink.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Vanilla
oh my.

I went to you tube to remind myself of their work :( Which then led onto Shampoo :((
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)
# i forgot how bad that song was
spotify link
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)
# needs moar boyzone for proper luls
quite good nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I have to disagree...
The red head from Girls Aloud, may be untalented, but she is actually awesomely fit. Far better than the four standard model clones she hangs around with.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)
# she does always manage to
look the best on the album covers, and she's probably the most fashion model looking one of all of them...
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
# this is truth
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# you sodding bastard!!!
I LOVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# you from the South? ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Three strikes *this*
(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# haha
too true
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Haha.
Also have something Mooglemania made for me that I think is aceness


[spam]http://www.firebrandradio.com[/spam]
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# yes, I can see that :D
tis lubberly.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# lmao
love it :)
(boro_boy punched a swan on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# am I allowed
to stab him in the face with the scissors? please?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] The return of Clive!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
# YESSSSS!!!!
*ding* *ding*

WINAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Yay Clive!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Woo!
You should add a few more memes then package this and sell it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Yay Clive!! :)

return?...pffh
I've been keeping his memory alive I'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)
# quite right
I am merely a footsolder of the Clive
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# best of all the b3ta cats
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# CLIVE!


I can't remember who originally did the geese, the dog and the girl. TuTT perhaps? It needed more Clive.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I think I shall share my mememe story after seeing Sushi's post down there
The weekend before last I went away and went to the house of some chaps who rescue animals.

They've been looking after two meerkats for a few years now, a lady one and a man one and they recently had babies.

I went into their enclosure and spent an hour with them all and it was HEAVEN. They were so incredibly friendly and loved their necks scratched (their eyes roll with pleasure) and their bellies rubbed.

They were so fecking CUTE, especially the babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Awwwwww!
When's the barbecue? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# /really jealous
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Haha!
The internet.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Thankyou for
the first belly-laugh of the evening! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Heywood Djeblowmi is friends with Craven Moorehead, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Yay or neigh?

Sort of a spiritual successor to this one
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I NEED A POO

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha

I NEED A POO!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Unorthodox French training methods finally pay off
Instead of making dinner, I was wondering whether Thierry Henry could make it as a Harlem Globe Trotter...

Unorthodox French training methods finally pay off
(mrangry, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
# he could make it as a redex
*ahhh fixed, nice 1*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# fat handed french cunt!!

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Haha
Great drawing skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# *Whistles Sweet Georgia Brown*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Let me get this straight.
You took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?

/krustytheclownblog
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Educational Tool
Or just plain racist tool?

(boro_boy punched a swan on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Well
I think this is one of the best yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# there's many others with the same standard
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Good one!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# It's a CELEBRITY cut-out challenge...
..not a CUNT cut-out challenge...

Nick Griffin is a cunt
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# jeepers!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# haha it was good up to a point
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Who *is* that bloke that keeps being used in posts?
I've never seen him before B3tards got hold of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
# He's very important


Edit: Shrunk, didn't realise I posted it full width, sorry all
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# it's prolly just a meme
but I cannot find him either, and I wanna play too!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# http://www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/image/83358529/original
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# His teeth look shopped in the picture on the link
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# That's cos he's American
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I believe it was mofaha who found him on flickr or on pbase or something

/edit: www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/500m_row
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Oh so he is just the result of a random search
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Guess so
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Most are
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# That's pretty good too!
www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/image/83358547
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# You forgot this one
www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/image/83358542
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
# It was Bloop who found Freebase...
I think Mofaha did the rework of one of the images to give us Freebase in his "glory"
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# it was a picture found on pbase.com
and some muppets spammed the board with it because LOLIT'SAWESOME!1!

/gayshift blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
# One of the good thing about the gayshift
is the lack of people complaining about pictures of Freebase.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
#
about pictures of Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Well...
...that might be true when I'm not on it.

And I also remember throwing a flounce at the invasion of the 50ft women pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Meh
Life's too short to get overly upset about a website visit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I fully agree
I believe that was around the time I decided to give the internet a rest before I became the kind of person I normally mock
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Freebase ruined it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# 7 Shape ... Ground's Keeper Willie


7-Shape Vector Vincent Van Gogh (T-shirt, Poster, Greeting Card Etc.)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tans
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Excellent as always :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Och! everyone in scotland peeps on each other.
it's a national pasttime.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# OCH, WEE BAIRN!
HIE YER HENS FRAE THE HEATH!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Brillogs as ever!
Also, for Mediocre, aged 34.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
# cooking, fucking cooking
and shitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:59, archived)
# unt football!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Wtf
Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# It's the sequel to business.
HA! HA! HA! BUSINESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Sequels are usually shite
but this one isn't shite at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# It is The Godfather Part II
to Mediocre's Star Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
YES!

also: 35 34
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# needs less ears
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I am surprised
that Wal-Mart didn't nab this.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# haha huh?...why would they?

I guess you're being sarcastic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)
# One of my faves :)
(Joint first place with Keith wossisname from Prodigy (the beat combo, not you).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Cripes!
But.. I saw Glenn Beck, and now my eyes are bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
#
Glenn Beck Friz
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# What ...
he's just sayin'
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)
# fookin hell, these are awesome
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)
# *Applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Ah fuck
Late to the party again.

(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)
# WANGBOT! ENGAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Watching Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Fuck me, Daffy is one unfunny, overrated finger-sniffing chimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# It is painful.
The bit with him and Martha Wainwright seriously made me cringe!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I haven't got there yet - pray for me
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# *prays*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I for one do not believe that he actually thought she was Cerys Matthews.
I mean, I know he was above the set when the rest of them were introduced, but was he not paying attention at all?
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# This needs more diving board
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# hair trigger ejeculate
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# They do awful things to robots like him in prison
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Psalm 23 :D
1 Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.)
He givz me evrithin I need.

2 He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot
an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.

3 He makez mai soul happi
an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.

4 I iz in teh valli of dogz, fearin no pooch,
bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me rubbin' mah ears, an it maek me so kumfy.

5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.
He givz me a flea baff an so much gooshy fud it runz out of mai bowl LOL.

6 Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai
an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
Job is my favourite right now.

1 In teh land of Uz wuz a man calded Job. Teh man wuz goodz, wif respeck fur teh Ceiling Cat and hated evilz.
2 Teh man hadz seven sunz and tree doters,
3 And lots of mices and camlez and rinoceruseses and servnts and stuff. srsly.
4 His sunz tok turns mading cookies, and they all eated them.
5 And Job wuz liek "Oh noes! Wut if cookies were sin? Gotta pray, just in cases."

6 Teh ayngles wented to seez Ceiling Cat, and Basement Cat wented two.
7 Ceiling Cat axt Basement Cat, "Wher wuz u?" Basement Cat saied "Oh, hai. I'z wuz in ur urfs, wawking up and down uponz it."
8 Teh Ceiling Cat sez "Has u seen mai servnt Job? He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me."
9 "No wai!" sed Basement Cat.
10 "U just plyin favrits.
11 If u take his cheezburgers, oar his bukkit, he no laiks u no moar."
12 Then teh Ceiling Cat sez "Okai, u can take his bukkit, but no givin Job owies." And then Basement Cat went awai.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha!
I love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I think I read
that they're going to issue LOLCat Bible books. I seriously fucking hope so because I'll buy them!

I'm going to start collecting the Brick Testament ones, too, but I really want the LOLCat ones.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
I want both, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# like fuck em in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Without lube
Metallic bum-rape. There's nothing worse, except perhaps a metallic blow-job.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# interface them in the rear co-axil socket.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Sounds to me like plugging a scart lead into a usb port :/
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
# thanks for noticing my size.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# megatron is in solitary
for his own safety
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# This is a sensible move
on the part of the prison authorities.

That Ultra Magnus is one raging bull queer.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# galvatron is the daddy in this lock up
and don't you forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Wouldn't that be a kind of
mixture of rape and masturbation? I mean, Galvatron *is* Megatron. It'd be like coming back in time and fucking yourself up the bum. Demeaning, certainly, but would it be rape?

Philosophers will ponder this question for literally seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# i like to expand peoples horizons
and contemplate the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# A noble cause
I applaud you
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# He's being buggered by himself from the future???
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# MY FOOT FEELS FUNNY!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)

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