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# Nobody could resist the lure of the old abandoned mime.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)
# haha
quick - build a glass box around him!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# World Aids Day
I don't think much of the original poster campaign

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# SOMEONE FUCKED A MONKEY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# IT'S HER
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)
# TELL US ALL WHY YOU DID IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF
IT WAS LIKE AN IRRESISTIBLE FORCE PULLING US TOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# WOULD
I for one welcome our new dysmorphic overlords
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I still would too
Most happily.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Did she like it?
hope her boyfriend don't mind it.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Her boyfriend is Russell Brand
He's not entitled to an opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Russell Brand was the monkey.
was is
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
# It's racist because he's white.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# And not that good Aids I hear so much about..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Infectious diseases are the ultimate in sharing.
AIDS will one day unite is all in the harmony that can only come from everyone having AIDS.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# God damn!
I saved this pic off the BBC site earlier, was gonna do my first ever b3ta photoshop with it! Pipped to the post!

Nicely done though, have a woo and a *click* :)
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# *tries to ignore
*fails, hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Ooh, a little bit sinister for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Morning Ninjypops!
Who's that then? Me's a bit thick.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Hiya sweetchunks!
It's Len Fairclough off of 'Corrie' in the 70's. Bit of a 'Kiddy Fiddler' by all accounts
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Adamson#Allegation
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Really? Then all I ask for is a set of knuckledusters & five minutes alone with him in a soundproof room.
Unless he's dead.

In which case, huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# TO-PIC-AL!
haha
I even remember the joke at the time about Mike Baldwin climbing a ladder outside Ken and Deirdre's house to see Deidre and Len Fairclough climbing it later to see Tracy.

God I feel old.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ummm dunno
In other news I've been made redundant for the 3rd time in 3 years. Do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Oh shit, sorry to hear that.
Seems to be a lot of it going round. Lots of people on QOTW saying their xmas pressie is a P45. I have been staring redundancy in the mouth for 2 years now (i've got used to it now).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# yeah all gone tits up
my weeks money wont go far....bastards
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# worst time of the year for it
that's terrible fella

sorry to hear about that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Kinda new it was coming
got some xmas pressies in for the kids already but it does mean bloody aldi frozen turkey again though. arghh
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# You have my sympathies & best wishes - which may not provide food or shelter, but are genuinely intended..
.. chin up, Boff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# ta muchly
Still it could be worse. I think. Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# damn - not good.
get pro-active is the only thing I can recommend - get your CV to every company you can think of in your field whether they have jobs advertised or not
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# already nicked loads stamps from the company
in readiness...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# try nicking customer lists
and product specs!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Shoot! Sorry to hear that sir
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# at least I get xmas off
cheers tho!
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# sorry to hear that fella
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# good grief
showing our age!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I bet that Ena Sharples is still looking hot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Sharples Rifles

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Napoleon would have crumpled like paper..
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I just realised
she is Dilbert's mom
support.kdupg.edu.my/others/it%20humor/DILBERT/dilmom.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# fuck me you're old!
"thumbs up Len"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahaha...
44 and a half :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# me too- aug 65
god I feel old
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# all the kids love it


Click for bigger (91 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# LA LA LA DE LA...
I think I need a bit more practice.....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Needs less Napalm Death..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Fun for all the family
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# GRIM NORTHERN DARKNESS
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Are we Zalgoing on the second frame there?
Also, I would buy this game.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# * Wants for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Immortal are well overdue their very own singstar game.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w yay
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# parenting skills


Thanks for the wishes all. Past my bedtime! Gnite
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Happy b3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha!
happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Happy b3ta Day, Ellis..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# The chocolates are weird in this one


(__, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:42, archived)
# 20 + 15 = 69
The maths are weird in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)
# 23 seems excited
(__, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:47, archived)
# haha, that's ace
unlike the show, which is dogshit telly at its worst
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
# a big waste of polystyrene
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Reminds me of the sex tetris game doing the rounds on t'internet in 1997
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
# BRING ON THE WAAALLLLLL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# The only way for this show to excite me would involve the use of acid instead of water, and razor-sharp metal instead of polystyrene..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Maybe his hand had just grow?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:37, archived)
# SCIENCE!
But there is less jam in the jammy ones
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Stupid Einstein forgets Burton's theory of cost increase versus ingredient reduction
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:39, archived)
# That theory wasn't common knowledge until the mid 1970s.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)
# You have to admit that Burton's theory doesn't take the Katie Price, or "Big Gob", variant* into account
I really don't mean variant but I can't think of the word I want... dammit! It's going to bug me until I get it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)
# mutation?
strain?
anomaly?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# factor?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Gah!
It's the "variant". The bit of the formula which could be any (in this case) size in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# well, it can't have negative size.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Shame
however much we wish Katie Price had negative mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# But it can have imaginary size
Hahahahaha.

I'm going to commit suicide now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# no need to commit suicide, I'm sure the pitchfork waving crowd will be outside your window soon.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Ah, good
I've missed them
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# variable?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# *SNOGS*
VARIABLE! THANK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# it's been 956 days and somehow it isn't the same.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Good old Einstein
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Wagon wheels are smaller than they used to be. They used to be bigger than a normal biscuit
and available individually, but now there just normal biscuit sized and in packets of eleven.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagon_Wheels#Size
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# OI!
According to that the Aussie wagon wheel is and always has been larger than the UK one! We're being ripped off!

(And kebab's got no fucking grounds for complaint. PAH. I'm going to write to the Daily Mail about this, I can tells yer that.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
#
"The biscuit itself is round to represent the wheel of a wagon (hence the name)."
(__, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# ^ science
I guess we have to imagine the spokes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)
# *checks edit history*
I remember them at about 3 inches around so I stand corrected (although, I still haven't seen them in shops for ages)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Stop showing off, boy. See me after class!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# should I bring lube?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# If you think Wagon Wheel insertion will be more comfortable with lube, then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Normal biscuits have got bigger
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# he forgot about the b3ta rulz of goatse proximity
1hand + anotherhand + circle = potential goatse
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Aaaarrrggghhh!!!!!
*sees goatse*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# With those hands it would be a Jeremy Beadle goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Aaaarrrggghhh!!!!!
*sees beadltse*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# There used to be a rim on the Wagon Wheel that added extra dimension, but string theorists stole it away..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Damn string theorists
Is there anything they won't steal? :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Fractal posters from students walls?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# a sense of perspective?
other than those I can't think of anything.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Have a *click* for that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Iceman from the XMen bumming a lady snowman
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Wolverine!
FFS give him some privacy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:27, archived)
# brrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# bumming leads to friction leads to heat leads to goatse-style hole :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# i bet she prefers playing with an icicle
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:35, archived)
# 'Snow joke!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# A lovely decembery image

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I love Logan's reaction
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hahahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# You said bumming..
.. pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Yup, the look on Wolverine's face is priceless!
(Mowgarr, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Anger is an energy
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:15, archived)
# :D Looks like a young Meatloaf
www.virginmedia.com/images/meatloaf-431.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Mmm, mantits
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Hahaha for fuck's sake
What are you taking?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# 'cos I'm cruel
I'd make this 3D and insert it halfway through James Cameron's 3D version of Avatar and watch the audience shit their pance
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:28, archived)
# haha
tape terrorists eyes open and force them to watch this 24/7
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Eeeep!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# May the road rise with you..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Good morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:24, archived)
# SCIENCE.
BUT

What is the chap on the front cover of the frog's newspaper reading?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:27, archived)
# HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG Monthly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Oh that rag.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:38, archived)
#
The Cunt™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Gynaecology Today?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:39, archived)
# No thanks, I've already eaten
Happy Candleday Ellis
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:49, archived)
# thanx, Mr. lugosi
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:51, archived)
# he's been reading David Baddiel Monthly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# OH HENK
WHY WON'T YOU OPEN YOUR HEART AND LET ALL OF US IN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# BUY FROGS
     SELL DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Buy seven dick, get one dick free

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:38, archived)
# hahah--allow me to pea on your theme
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:29, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Happy Candle Day!!!!
:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:34, archived)
# thank you muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:38, archived)
# needs more "this compo is shit" and
"my idea was better but nobody voted for it".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:38, archived)
# wives with bears' noses
:p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:42, archived)
# "is it wednesday yet?"

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
# haha
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post571475

NOBODY VOTED FOR IT


This is a lie, it appears to have been fairly popular, but since Rob posted a shit idea just above it that no-one sane would have voted for, that's what got run.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Oh, it's NOSY wives
I saw this last week and thought it was NOISY wives, which made no sense but made me laugh

Now I get it, and I also laughed... again... er...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:50, archived)
# maybe you're just too easy :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:52, archived)
# happy candlemas
er, in two months
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Thanks and 10 points for the wish
4 for arithmetic ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:18, archived)
# happy candle melting day
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:20, archived)
# yahaha--too cool!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:26, archived)
# hahahah
:DD
(herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# HAPPY!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)
# thankewe!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Reddit!
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Ning!
TJ: I fking despair, I really do. I was asked to send a bunch of logos to a client via a third party, who has now replied asking fo them to be put in a word document before sending on. JUST SEND THEM AS I FKING SENT THEM. Why did I bother optimising and resizing them then?!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
*pats on shoulder*

We've all been there, maaan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)
# hah
I hope they choke on their lovely new bitmaps
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:07, archived)
# heheheh
the paaaaain

I had a technical manual to format the other day, from a very large automotive company, most of whose stuff is in Framemaker or ID

not this one - the fuckers had done it in Excel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Then they'll come back and say
"these logos are rubbish quality. This work is appalling, we're not paying you"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# yep
and they'll upload them in the wrong aspect ratio.

"They look squashed"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCC etc
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:19, archived)
# word document?
Oh man!

I take it they're going to use them internally only and never have them commercially printed

Some people have NO idea
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# they're gonna fax it to the printer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Can you make the circles rounder?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:16, archived)
# "Can it be more...sexy? You know - slick. Dynamic."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:17, archived)
# hahahahahahah
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# reddit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Arf! Excellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Bang on the money!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# if this is too obscure
say so and I'll hack off a limb in apology



(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 6:59, archived)
# Are they
stinking badgers?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:03, archived)
# BADGERS??
WE DON' NEED NO STEENKING BADGERS!

*whew...retains limb*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:05, archived)
# I used to hear that on the radio
Al "Jazzbo" Collins said it all the time...

the original:
"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabron and ching' tu madre! Come out there from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinking_badges &
www.rudebadmood.com/badges/index.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:41, archived)
# I've seen it used in a third movie (don't recall which)
and of course, parodied in many tv skits
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:47, archived)
# that site has them all (pretty much)
www.rudebadmood.com/badges/allindex.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:50, archived)
# That is a lot of reference! Comprende, amigo???
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:01, archived)
# ¡Si!
¡Vela persona tiene Feliz B3ta Annio Nuevo!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Gracias, Greeengo
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Weid Al Yankovich
It was used in the movie UHF where the Mexican pet show host receives some erroneously delivered badgers. I'd bet your money (not mine) that the character was inserted into that movie just for the sake of that joke.

Well that line, and the one about terrapins being Nature's suction cups. *licks terrapins and throws them up out of camera shot to accompanying supup sounds* :)
(Good Penny, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:44, archived)
# I am going to make a point of trying to squeeze the phrase erroneously delivered badgers in my presentation today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:57, archived)
# (inserted into that movie just for the sake of that joke) No doubt.
I don't recall the terrapin thing, but am now on alert :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY STINKING BADGERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:33, archived)
# 'ning
sorry i missed you t'other day. How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:38, archived)
# heheh
nae bad - you? been busy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:22, archived)
# I'm good thank you!
I can rarely get on here these days due to office being moved around :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I'd like pictures of you hacking off your limb.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:10, archived)
# this is the best I can do on short notice ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:13, archived)
# is that you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:20, archived)
# no
edit: just an image I messed with--why that one, I can't recall
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:23, archived)
# Too obscure.
Get hacking.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:31, archived)
# left arm--gone
but let's not do this again
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:39, archived)
# *peas badger pic*
i've not yet mastered pea roasting on the old mobile. :\
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:43, archived)
# Happy Candle!
Please may I hijack your thread and invite all /boarders to this.

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21400

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:10, archived)
# nada problem
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:13, archived)
# DOMINATION : INITIATED
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 4:21, archived)
# I AM SO FUCKING DOMINATED RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I'M SURE YOU CAN BE DOMINATED A BIT MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 5:40, archived)
# I'M THE ONE AND ONLY DOMINATOR
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 6:49, archived)
# I've got nothing new in dom.
no reason posting my old shit over and over
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 5:41, archived)
# but having no reason is no reason not to
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 5:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 5:48, archived)
# A pair of fine peas. Venus is perhaps best of show of anyone's efforts so far.
Mofaha's little girl, boy and dog being the front runner. My best so far I think is...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 5:57, archived)
# The accordion should say BONER instead of HONNER.
just saying is all
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 6:59, archived)
# I'll make that edit sometime
since you would prefer seeing a boner squeezed ;0
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:03, archived)
# Thass fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:32, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:46, archived)
#


Click for bigger (419 kb)
www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/11/30/2757609.htm
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 3:28, archived)
# looks like my place
I see no problem ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 3:43, archived)
# not that I am
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I can do that *
* grow a moustache.

Happy hydrocarbon incendiary device day!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Thanks!
*waits for him to do that*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 3:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 3:23, archived)
# thanx to ewe!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 3:34, archived)
# happy earwax alit
(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 3:26, archived)
# and thank you
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 3:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:27, archived)
# oh gordon! How mean!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:30, archived)
# oh nicholas
i only have 36 headshots to complete all challenges for the intervention :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Nice!
I didnt use it at all. only the M21 and the barratt.

So far all I've used is the M4 and the USP. 4 bullet penetration away from extended mags and maxed apart from kills and headshots on it :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:36, archived)
# the boy in the black shirt has nothing on the end of his stick!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Neither has Epiphany
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:39, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Love you really!
Hah.

NIGHT NIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:40, archived)
# haha--reminds me of

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Candle Day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:40, archived)
# yes, it sneaked up on me
being in different time zone, etc
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Missouri, USA
edit: 6 hr. time lag I think
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Oh, the US of A
Americans keep shouting at me on xbox as I get lots of lag :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:45, archived)
# THEN I'LL SHOUT FOR NO REASON
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:47, archived)
# SHOUTY SHOUT SHOUT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Saint Louis here
whereabouts are you, boy?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Rolla--bout 100 mi west of you
edit: SW on I-44
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:58, archived)
# i'll be damned
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 3:00, archived)
# I assumed you were nearby
because of something you said once. Don't recall now what that was.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 3:02, archived)
# yeah, 6 hours is correct
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:58, archived)
# confirmed
I misread your name as Shiska, Bob
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 3:08, archived)
# I do that
and it's my own bloody username
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 3:11, archived)
# I feel properly redeemed now
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 3:17, archived)
# eek!
do you anything about the original image?
I want to know if that's a mummy or a statue
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:43, archived)
# mummy, as I recall
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:44, archived)
# haha, great minds think alike
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 4:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:04, archived)
# LOLWOT?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Freeeaking me out...
Who is that based on??
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Oops. I replied in the wrong place...
FIAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:06, archived)
# DRUNK LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# I'm really not though...
Only had half a bottle of Innis and Gunn.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# wtf is that?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Only like, the best beer I've tasted.
It's the only beer aged in oak barrels apparently. It has an after taste of toffee... Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Oh, I like beer
But that stuff that looks and tastes like piss as Im a big fairy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Do you mean Fosters?
Because that does not deserve to be called beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Yes, that kind of beer
I havent drank any beer in over a week :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Maybe that's why your insides are all wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Im old... I need to drink less :(
And work more, and not stay up late and play xbox and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Old? Pah. You're really very young compared to nearly everyone I spend time with at the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:22, archived)
# 22 is old
I need to go out and get drunk and find sexy laydees
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Still struggling to bed a fair maiden then?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:25, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Just steal a first year.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:28, archived)
# they look so young!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:29, archived)
# And thus appealling?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:30, archived)
# not as much as you'd think
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:33, archived)
# It's not like it's a massive age different though.
Four years, that's all.

Us 18 year olds aren't bad, you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Yes... they are good
I remember
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Usually very...
...tight
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Anyway, I'm off to bed, you leaking vessel.
Catch you in a while :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:38, archived)
# TIGHT LIKE A TOIGER
BYE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:39, archived)
# That stuff is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Great mouths taste alike...
or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:12, archived)
# They do.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:14, archived)
# some thooperdooper model
maybe a Victoria's Secret model?
I got the image from a paparazzi site
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I like your sig
Are you still obsessed with my dog?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:10, archived)
# no comment
:P
oh this dog?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Yep!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I'm not what people would consider a 'dog person'
but yours looks like one I wouldn't mind sharing a roof with
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# He's awesome, like mega-awesome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:17, archived)
# she needs a bigger mirror :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# it looks a bit like
that kid from the Cher movie about the kid that had a strange face.
(I helped save b3ta! cntrlv, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Clansoul?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:11, archived)
# pffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:13, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Zounds!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry] your post makes me go like this

click for bigger-but-still-under-a-megabyte--just
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:13, archived)
# She got a big face.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)
#
I think I dated that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:09, archived)
# robble robble

rar!

G'nite b3ta!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# tgz!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# nn
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Freedoooooooooooom!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
CYA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
# i get it. the hamburglar said that.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:47, archived)
# You! On the internet! D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I know!
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Drunk eh?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Strangely not...
I think it's because I died my hair dark again on the weekend, and it reminds me of the last time I was dark and back then I was on here aaaalllll the time. Getting back into character or something :P
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I think you're probably drunk
I feel ill :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Ill how?
I've got a mega sore throat. Makes me sound all sexy husky...

I think I ought to go to bed soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Erm... sore throat
and a sore arsehole, Im leaking a bit :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:01, archived)
# :(
Bum leaks are awful.
Just stick a cork in it..?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:03, archived)
# I don't have any corks
Just a toilet that I can run to when I need to
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:05, archived)
# That feeling that your whole insides are going to drop out your arse is not something I would wish on anyone
least of all a poppet like you :(

Get well sooooon.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Im going out for a nice meal tomorrow
I is having steak, hopefully that'll sort me out :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Best of luck :)
Gonna have to buy me an awesome steak at some point soon, it's been too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# waz I too late for the Tiger Woods band wagon?


Click for bigger (331 kb)
(dead_dog, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# cue: "Is that his car?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# yes, he only drives Renault
(dead_dog, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no, hang on, I don't get it!

HAHAHAHAAHHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# "and Windows Vista was my idea"
(Cloudane, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# FTW
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# LOLCARZ
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# He's got a fairway to get out of the rough he's in
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# And with this, I say goodnight, and enjoy the gay shift...



better qual: www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/butt-plug-swallow-800.gif
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# real lols®
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# It's like he quickly swallows it, forces it through his system then they remove it from the other end..?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# No actually he has a huge amount of them up his butt
and each time he swallows one it pushes out the next.

Probably...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Oh! I see :)
Gross ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# no, it's quite a simple concept, and keeps the pipes clean
www.ryanprocess.com/pigs.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# LOL!
There's nothing you can make up the interwebs can't provide for real anymore is there?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# i worked in the beverage industry for a few years.
...giggled like a schoolboy whenever the maintenance guy would announce over the PA, "blow the pig on line 23"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I sincerely hope none of those have ever been inserted into people.
Also, where it says 'providing turnkey services' at the bottom, I read it as 'providing turkey services' and now I'm imagining that inside each pod thing, there is a beautifully cooked turkey that can be delivered at any time... *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# who wouldn't enjoy the clean you can only get with the Super Javelina
The SUPER JAVELINA is totally covered with wire brush straps in a slight spiral pattern
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I literally just shuddered at the thought of one of those up my poop-chute.
Although, I have always envied goatse's astonishing cleanliness and that might just be how he acheived it.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# They also use pigs in the oil industry, and those are REALLY large pipes...
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(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# O_O
Woah.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Ooh ooh, matching ghosties.
I just noticed \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Out of curiosity
what exactly does a bioinformatician do?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:09, archived)
# ...it would be cool to have a turkey shoot up out of your kitchen drain just minutes after ordering
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# now that's one hell of a tract
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Bravo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# LOL!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)

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