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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Aw! I hope Pip fishes them out of the bin, I like the boom too.
Or! Or! Or! Scarlet and her Foxy friends could build something explosive out of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# It's crazy Boris' long time boom crackers
From Russia
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Oh, spoil sport, at least bang ONE?!
heh. Heheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# They still haven't rebuilt the shed.....
....after Pip fired off one of his import fireworks.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I so want some of those crackers!
Love it!

Am also going to threadjack a little thou'

Does anyone remember whether the "Quantum of Wallace" pic came from round these parts?

It was on a britfilms competition web page but I was sure I'd seen it here:

Comp: www.britfilms.tv/index.php?id=9301

Pic: www.britfilms.tv/images/competition/bond.jpg

Apologies if I'm even more confused than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# It sure was.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=37861
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Thanks
Will send Moistness a message, for all the good it will do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# You like Boom, I like Boom
Enough small Boom lets Boom the Boom ahh
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# No hidden link :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Not had time to draw smut :(
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# its a sad day when a person like yourself has no time to draw smut :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I foolishly committed myself to a non-smutty project.
Gotta get it done before crimbo.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Fast
approaching 600!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Spiffy trippy alternate reality meets evil celeb guardians
vimeo.com/7662511

My friend helped to produce this video. I was a bit surprised that he'd never even heard of b3ta, a surprise i'm sure you'll share when you watch it!

Brief description:
"Punchdrunk's alter-egos battle through a celebrity infested fantasy world in a bid to find freedom after being sprung from a maximum security prison."

I think it'd be great for the newsletter, so please click "I like this" if you do.

Oh, and if there is a way to embed this, please tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# there is fella :)
/links (link at top of page)
takes you to the place for videos etc. where they'll naturally embed when posting :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# This is new!
Thanks, will do.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# ?
I've been here 4 years at it has always been so.... Where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Well...
It has been a while.

I'm pretty sure peeps used to post vids on the main board back when i was a regular.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# You're right, I remember that too
it was a while ago though
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# You didn't even look at his user number did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Woooaaahhh. Four figures.
Duuuuuuuuuuude.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Blimey....
a lower number lurker than me... :-|
(I helped save b3ta! Henny, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# That's rather funky - scary Rolf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Embedding happens over on /links.
That's were this sort of thing goes nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Yay, I get to premiere this!
Edit : I'll save this image for a more deserving cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Great,
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Play nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# That's why I put the disclaimer at the bottom
I just wanted to post the pic and nobody was being an idiot...

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# top stuff but post it on
b3ta.com/links/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Done, and thanks
I think yours is the only name i still recognise, not having frequented b3ta for a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Oh god I hate you so much for posting a link on /board I think I'm going to cry all day now
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I think we handled it rather well.
Prodge didn't even call him a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# OMGNOo
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# very nice
have a click.

everyone else can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# i do like it
you old timer you
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# TITWANK!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# oooh
Now you mention it....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# fuck off
and fucking fuck the fuck off while you do it...pleased to meet you, take a bastard seat. Is what I imagine Dr Wilson would say.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# *snort*
Rude words are funny! I'm old enough to know so much better, and yet... *titter titter*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# This all seems to be correct.
*tics*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Swearbits!

(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ?
What the fuck is Tourettes syndrome?
(marcooosa has no idea what a board sig is, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Holy Wars
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Arf!
But I thought Anakin was the one born of a Holy Spirit and a single mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# He is Satan...(see Holy Wars, part 9 3/4)
*hope i didn't bore the jaded lurkers...carry on!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Don't worry.


Click for bigger (70 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Ace!
I knew it wan't my fault!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Phew!
I was sure I was going to cop it for this one!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Wasps
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY!
I slipped and fell on the bottle of ketchup
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)
# And why were you naked?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Well that's a load off my mind.
Did the Cow of Causality grow from the Calf of Chaos?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# no
it sprang fully formed from the anus of uncertainty
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# And is it related to the Aurochs of Synchronicity?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Zarathud's enlightenment
Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.

One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.

"Tell me, you dump beast," demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, "Why don't you do something worthwhile. What is your Purpose in Life, anyway?"

Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU*".

Upon hearing this, absoloutly nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody could understand Chinese.

* "MU" is the Chinese Ideogram for NO-THING.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hi.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# yay cowsality
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# It's all just a cowincidence
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# now you're just milking it.
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Pull the udder one
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# What a load of old bull.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# but on da udder hand....
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I claim my steak.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Kids tv is evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Shirely,
that should be PO
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# erm what
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# you've got a big O at the end/start
but the red one is called Po, and you could have had PO.
Just a thought. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:46, archived)
# AHhhh yeah I should have
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# You could've done a Po at Paul's
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)
# ..................oh shit!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Aargh! Bloody kids TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# TV for bloody kids?
Guess that school trip to the slaughterhouse sluice was a failure...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Sounds like an excellent idea for a school trip.
"If you're prepared to eat animals, you should get doused in blood and guts." Not to keep militant veggies happy, just for lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I thought of a really icky comment
But I'll refrain.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# *doesn't ask*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Dark Hams 17

Previously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
By Christ I can't wait 'til this makes it onto the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:37, archived)
# ^ this
It would make an awesome short film.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# this is
I chuckled out loud when they turned "real"

oh man, this is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Oh noes!
Does this mean the dark hams are coming to the real world? *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# vworp! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Simply brilliant
I really do love this.
And one must ask, does this happen EVERTIME they flog a Dark ham (from the shelf).
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# makes you wonder
why they bother..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I should think the profit margins
are quite extraordinary
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Only when they escape before
the preparation.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# a thorough coating of Gel (tm)
no doubt?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)
# :D
*office chuckle*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# DIMENSIONAL SHIFT!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Bloody Amazing
you win!


have an empty Kit Kat Dark wrapper
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
Incredible middle frame
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Cor! Fantablious!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# DESTROY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I would like to see this series as animated by Cyriak...
the combination of dark weirdness and... well... dark weirdness would be spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.

My latest project: Free short story audio books.

A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I like Floppity :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# So do I
which just makes it all the more annoying that, in the break up with my ex, she's getting him! Bloomin' cheek! *mumble grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Tell me about it.
I'm not a happy bunny about that (pardon the pun). I found him, made him an international star, and I even sewed on his face. Y'see, this is why it's a good idea to break up - if she's prepared to steal a small lilac bunny then it would never have worked in the long run.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# braw! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# he's like a wee cheeky terrorist eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)
# The cutest terrorist in the skies.
I think he'd be rather pleased with that title.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Check the pilots bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure he'd do his bit for charity!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
# thats a good buy for 3 sponges
does he sell brillo pads and scrubbing brushes too?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Pfft!
Jesus' Malt Vinegar....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Officials could not confirm the cause of the patients head trauma
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Curiouser and curiouser....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# He's still thinking with his little head...
Man does not have enough blood to properly operate both his heads simultaneously...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# alternatively

"We'd just been having dinner whe she felt ill" Roared Tony
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# haha
diabetic coma I expect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Helping you stay safe online since 1939


Zip it, block it, flag it.

(theyellowknight, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
#
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Technologic
Technologic

www.dothedaft.com/daftologic/
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# thats ace!
Love your username by the way
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Silly but fun
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# lick it, pack it
fire it up / come along / and take a hit from the bong :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# yey
i was listening to those just yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I have no idea what's happening here
but looks like Tiger's been an extra naughty boy this time

BREAKING NEWS:

Ambulance takes woman to hospital after emergency call from Tiger Woods' house, US reports say

_
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# link or it didnt happen, or perhaps... MAKE IT HAPPEN!
like some stupid hello magazine gossip twat, i went scurrying to the bbc news site and found nowt.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
#
www.cnn.com/2009/US/12/08/tiger.woods.paramedics/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# strange things are afoot at the circle T...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DsFMJQHbMs
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# *dramatic musics*
!0_0!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# *imagines dramatic hamster sticking head out of golf hole*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# by the way
the base of the flag on that link looks suspect....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Ha!
Not to mention the Zip it image looks like an emoticon in a gimp mask....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# haha!
that should be the icon for GIMP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# insult it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Rats! Bin dun?
(JakeyD, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# The Old dear Hunter

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Stop, or my mom will shoot!
What a great film - truly oscar worthy
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
# My latest splat :)


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Acrylics on canvas 60cm x 80cm
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Did you use a projector?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
#
Noooooooo! Projectors are the work of Satan!!
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Did anyone ever point out to Ian that dolphins were never actually monkeys?
Amatuers!

This is great, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Nice stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# cor - talent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Fantastic Easel Artist Rendering
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)
# FAB!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Dude got some mad hands..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahaha...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ah, good old takeshi kitano before he had his face-monging bike accident...
Excellent clip though - never gets old, though those jumpers are looking hella 90s
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# How ripped was my nutsack?
Plenty.

(Is that the dude from "Battle Royale"?)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Yes, I think that's him
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# As it's slow, have some Fritzltoe...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Someone call me?
(__, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# wow....
his face scarily fits......

nicely done though.....
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
#
Have a pea from last year featuring popular santa

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# There'll be a vat of acid waiting at the bottom of the chimney for him, this year..
.. no way is that spooky f*cker setting foot in my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# just put some toothpaste by the tree
and youll see his caring, nurturing side
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# You can go Colgate, if you like - it's hydrochloric all the way for this man..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# by the way...
youre not captain wow after a name change are you?

I was wondering where she got to...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I am not the much-missed lady in question.
Seems a raft of former posters vanished just before my arrival, and Captain Wow was one of them..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Coincidence - I think not.
They spotted you coming.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# The morning after...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# that's how I feel
after I empty my sack, too
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# me too
but with a slightly stickier belly
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# and pooey fingers
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I have a man that does that for me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# "a man"?
Thats not a nice way to refer to your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
# it's actually my mum
but she had a gender re-assignment
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# excellent sir
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Nice work, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Thanks Cap'n!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# She fucking LOVES Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Psycho Santa doesn't come down the chimney... :)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Haha love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hehe ace
why does he have green teeth though?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# from eating your mum's clunge
that's why!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# how rude!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# all in jest, my good man
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# daddy's ho-o-o-o-ome
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Dude, that's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# that is great!
but really, why DOES he have a green tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# what green tongue?
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# been experimenting shopping snow
this is close to what I was after

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Very nice
For me, it could do with being a teensy bit slower, also snow doesn't often come straight down like that, it's more fluttery....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# agree on both counts
but with the technique down, those changes are easy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# ^ this
Very nice, but what he said.

And have you considered having the snow on more than one layer, moving at different rates, to give it depth through paralax effect?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# hadn't thought of that, but its something I will try
proplem is file size due to frame numbers when you get much going. But fine idea for non-posting stuff
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Use narrower bands (e.g. full width, fraction of the height of the image) and repeat them vertically.
Then use different height blocks so you can move them at different rates and have them re-align (at least at the top) every n frames.
(Old 16-bit parallax scrolling cheat).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# that should work-- thankz
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)
# ooh make sure you post it
if you do that :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# It should use the same amount of frames if you do it right
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I'm sure you are right
I'll be trying all these suggestions
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# works very well, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# woo!
there's even some Christmas Magenta in there!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# You can't beat Christmas magenta!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# cockcandles
yay
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# my cock is smaller than yours
gawd how often must I say that *sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# You've flared my lense!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I'll allow the lack of pubes on this occasion.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
# sack hairs come with the upgrade
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Why will now be always snowing in your images?
very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# nope--rain and sleet are options too ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# haha you are Peter Cockroft with his tiny hands AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# does he have tiny hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# no
I just have a big penis
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# large imagination, more like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# seems to have yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *writes to Points of View*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Sqirlz
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# :)
I've just been playing with that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# very nice and Christmassy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Needs more Parkinson's
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Bloody fat cats :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Holy f*cking sh!t
The words Fat and Cat, oh and new fucking hole in the floor spring to mind
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# =^_^=
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# =^n . n^=
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ning Fella
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# FA-DOOMF
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Ha ha, he landed like a sack of porridge and bricks
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)

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