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Takes a licking . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)

SPUDCONZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)

They last a very loooooooooong time !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)

happy somersaulting potatoe is happy & somersaulting

..he obviously loves a good lickin':)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)

The joy of spudzing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)

spud-u-lick

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)

No-u-lick

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)

Tater Treats !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)

It's a

KingEdwardCone

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)

A crowning achievement !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)

i can imagine freebase making an oinking/ snuffling sound here

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)

I'm glad he's found love

and lots of it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)

hahaha....he's found love at last

I'm well happy for 'em both:D

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)

god help the children

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)

Striking match !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)

Aww freebase got sex

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)

Chav pies with a lovely hint of mint.

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)

At least it would take away the taste of fat and grisle in arse gravey

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)

haha

nice!

Surprised this hasnt bindun - it just makes sense

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)

Marie knew it was a foolish thing to do, but it was just too tempting...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)

Ahahaha!

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)

or this

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)

Gate Gate !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)

Gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)

Wontcha take me by the hand . . .

♫

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)

Oh my goodness yes, what a fantastic response :)

(I'm gonna sell my house in town)
♫

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)

And I'll be there . . . the shine in your Japan . . .

the sparkle in your China . . . yes I'll be there . . .
♫ ♪ ♪ ♫

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)

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FIEND, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)

3.2% Real Meat 96.8% PAIN.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)

As approved by the sausage concern

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)

he is very concerned by that sausage

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)

MUNCH IT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)

LOL

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)

confusing

confusing and arousing

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)

:D:D

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)

Conrousing

conrousing and afusing

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)

DAMN YOU ALL WITH YOU ANIMATION SKILLS

I really need to figure out this animated gif lark.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)

Need to smoke more sausage !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)

"STAND BACK"

...sausage is gonna BLOW!

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)

NYOMNYOMNYOM

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Ian Woosnam, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)

lol :D

(herman:D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)

Ride On !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)

pffft

that looks more like he is producing sausages!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)

lol................I take it this is a "work in progress"

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)

gotta pea

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)

arousing

arousing and confusing

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)

pffft

is that Horatio Caine?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)

yup

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)

This sausage....*puts on shades*....

...is for YOU

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)

haha

unexpected

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)

arf....woo for Pythonesque

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)

hahaha, thats fucking good

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)

A cut above the rest !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)

mmm, bleedy

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)

arf...*purchases*

*admits self to A&E*

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)

They do that anyway

All that gristle

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)

So nice when your friends make an effort decorating.

de-RIS

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sinisterduck, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)

OK. Own up:

Which one of you just *had* to have the original source?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)

And unless you're a BNP or KKK member

what the hell would you do with the damn thing?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)

Open a theme park?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)

Wikimedia

commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Arbeit-macht-frei3.jpg

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sinisterduck, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)

he'd wanna be careful with them branches, he could lose an eye

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)

Have a topical, festive image i almost forgot i did in april

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)

pffffffffft

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)

I found this, I think it should win the compo

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)

what compo?

What image?

Who, what where, why?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)

Scotch Egg, anyone?

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)

ha ha

I reckon I would try one of those!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)

SCIENCE!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)

Indeed.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)

tasty

Anyone remember SCOTH?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)

Scientific Committee on Tobacco and Health?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)

an L plater posted a pic and spelt scotch 'scoth'

I liked the sound of it and used it frequently in order to start a trend. It didnt last more than a day or 2.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)

(goig)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)

ha ha

I love how this stuff develops its own history!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)

toats!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)

So-called ornithologists that hatch?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)

Septic Cunt Organisation for Twat Health?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)

Nice!

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)

Haha

Goes well with Sprouts in Stouts! A right bastardin' mess to get out the bottle though!

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Q4nobody, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)

That combination

Would probably lead to another right bastardin' mess the next morning (or even that same night)

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)

What?

You mean a bit like...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)

I just laughed my tits off

My wife just said, "I see".
One of us clearly needs to mature, and I don't think it's me.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)

^ this

except the wife bit.
i dont have a wife but if i did it would be a blue one

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)

Nothing like a "looming botty disaster" joke to find out who's got the funny bone in a relationship.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)

Tell your wife she should be thoroughly ashamed of herself.

Fart and Poo jokes are a big part of our heritage and we should take great pride in them.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)

I'm still giggling

every time I scroll by.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)

Seee I actually think its a different breed of smarts

that can see a joke in combining the words of oppenhiemer at one of the turning points of the human race and fart jokes......... Maybe SHE needs to grow up and learn some qoutes about stuff exploding, and, like, stuff, yeah, also, girls smell.

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)

She needs to grow up.

There's farts to be laughed at. It's serious stuff.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)

She's American.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)

Haha

mine too.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)

nicley

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)

'Old Swinger

(JakeyD, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)

heheheh

Nice to see you Mr Scaramanga. To see you, nice.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)

lolz:)

(herman:D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)

hahahahaha, fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)

Oh no, it's 700 !

The old todger must be that age by now?

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Q4nobody, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)

ah good old Brucie!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)

Eels up in side ya. Finding an entrance where they can.

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)

ha!

this would sell

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)

boring through you tummy through your mind through your anus

EELS

I dont like the mighty boosh much at all, but i love that tune.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)

Shame.

The wife and I love the Boosh. She's on their latest DVD too. woo!

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)

Can't beat a bit o'Boosh!

Is she standing or sitting on it?

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Q4nobody, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)

In fact...

Here's me in this years Halloween costume. The wife won a competition. Her mug-shot is on a gallery on the DVD.

edit: Oh I get the joke now.

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)

Haha

Excellent!

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Q4nobody, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)

Haha, Elements of the past . . .

Crazy Cockney Hitcher and his Jellied Eels, love that show!

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Q4nobody, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)

hahaha

did you like that boy? cockney urine all up in your face

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)

Don't get me wrong or owt, I would eat them,

I just feel they are a little harsh on the Give Away....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)

i like it :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)

Ta :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)

ha ha I would buy these too.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)

I was gonna use frazzles instead of real bacon,

but after searching for Frazzles with safesearch off and seeing fucking yiff porn on the first page of results I decided against delving further....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)

ha ha :D

oh dear....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)

I know right?

Is there nothing you can search for on google images without finding porn? I was searching for something the other day, I can't remember what it was, but it was something to do with a kids programme or some such, and there it was, first line of results, hardcore porn.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)

oh and that reminds me...

"pig-skin pellets drenched in sugar-syrup and cocoa flavouring...just like Mummy used to make"

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)

this is one of my all time favourite b3ta images

The colour of his piss - the girly pig staring at it - its just brilliant.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)

:) that warms my heart!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)

Haha. Nice. You should be the Sunday Times art critic Taters

Unless you are actually Waldemar Janusczak...

(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)

:-D

Giving a serious, honest critique on b3ta images is hard work

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)

That's why the rest of us limit ourselves to,

"LOL! COCK!"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)

*drools*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)

You knows it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)

RACIST!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)

But also very well done indeed :D

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)

Hmmmmm

I would probably try that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)

I know I really would :F

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)

hahaha

hahaha

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)

...over to Downing St.........where the party's in full swing

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)

Crappy New Year!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)

magic

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)

Great "dog piss action"

going on there

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:00, archived)

Ace as ever fella :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)

this is very well animated

im not a fan of LOLitical stuff, but i like this.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)

hahahah

(herman:D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)

Perfect timing on the whizzer cover !

Those rowdy swingers !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)

prawncocktail, LOL

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)

Ewww

I hope you at least remembered to take out the veins.

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revolution now 👊, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)

nah, they're fun to chew and you can floss with them

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)

shrimpy limp dicks.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)

glad they're pubeless .....

mmmmmmmmmmmm

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)

Fockin' prawns!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)

arf

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)

COCKPRAWNS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)

i bet that tastes salty

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boff FL OZ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)

Porn Cock Fail - Usually after your 5th wank !!!

(20 InTheStink, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)

......a rose for you, my love...........

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)

nice anim, as always

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)

Sorry about the lack of blood and/or food.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)

What ?

you don't eat roses ?

(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)

oooooh.....you shouldn't ....now everyone will know

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)

We'll just change closets.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)

...also available in broken heart flavor...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)

...in other news...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)

cocking slumpteats

well done. (on the animations and on the absurd post volume)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)

nice bikini!...*thumbs up*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)

PHWOAR!

Congrats Mr Atomic. :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)

it was nothing...

...just endless hours of slaving over hot computers.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)

congrats!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)

my next 11.000 will be better...

...maybe..... hopefully....... (not sure now)...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)

That's quite an achievement

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)

Mmmmmmmm...egg nog...

...i want some now.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)

Congraty Eleventy Thousands !

Kaaaaaaaaaa Booooooooooomb !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)

lovely.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)

Damn...rob's a tough act to follow... :(

...(i bow to your skills mr.D)!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)

i don't have any skills, i generally just hack stuff together.

if i was in a hip band or some such, i would TOTALLY get you to make a video.

*high five*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)

:D.......that van damme gif cracks me up every time!....... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)

lots o'goodies on that profile page:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)

A rose is a rose has a rose . . .

petal on !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)

it's on time

because my son isn't in school this afternoon and we want to go and do xmas stuff.

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue409/

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rob, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)

it's all about you you you isn't it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)

Printmeister found this....

www.amazon.com/Sugar-Belgian-Chocolate-Caramel-Candy/dp/B0001CM1MM/ref=pd_sbs_gro_7

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)

eww

this pork + chocolate obsession the internet has is wrong

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rob, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)

the internet can be wrong?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)

Look at the reviews and customer images!

www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_gf_7

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)

Ah fuck that's foul.

I wonder if they do an April Fools Special Edition. It's exactly the same except they glue a fake umbilical cord onto it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)

Ha haUURGH.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)

It's not alive!

Be worse if it still was.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)

I'm Outraged !

$38 for a single dead rabbit ?
I get 3 for £5 - skinned and gutted.
£1 each if I skin 'em myself.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)

the life of a living animal is cheaper than i imagined.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)

It's not the life you're paying for

it's the meaty rich shell that previously housed that life.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)

Why.

Why you post this. Why.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)

to temp your taste buds

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)

Temp them into suicide.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)

SEXY SUICIDE

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)

I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)

lawl

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)

SHUT IT VEDAS

OR IT'S BACK IN THE 'PLAYROOM' FOR YOU

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)

Sugar-free pork rind product?

That's the diet version, huh?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)

Perfect timing.

Done cock all all day.

(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)

I want I want I want I want I want

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)

WHAT ABOUT OUR NEEDS?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)

you've got very knobbly needs

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rob, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)

I didn't realize it was common knowledge.

I'm so aroused right now.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)

it's actually an ok google image search

not amazing or anything but sort of ok
images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=kkd&resnum=0&q=knobbly+knees&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=74grS-GfOeqJ4Ab1yejZAQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBQQsAQwAA

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rob, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)

Hahah unintentional photoshop disaster

www.nowmagazine.co.uk/imageBank/cache/a/Angelina13.jpg_e_f3a7c2adba52315d6ab61b83a2cd478e.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)

Is that Gene Pitney?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)

Yeah but I've got an unpitneyed one out the back.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)

I Love This!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)

Merry Gleemas Mr. rob!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)

Perfect on stoats

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)

Yay! Marmots are awesome

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)

LEET O CLOCK

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:37, archived)

But best not to spread too thickly.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:37, archived)

Beast Extract ?

100% Vegetarian ?

*Fails To Compute*

*Asplodes*

(Other than that - Arf !)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)

contains B vitamins

is that 11 in decimal?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)

Dunno

I refuse to speak French

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)

They're farm reared.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)

It's just extracted.

Like milk is extracted from a cow.

But if we're honest those veg wankers deserve all they get. Cunts, the lot of them.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)

Haha beast extract.

Cold pressed from hundreds of tiny Marmots.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.

My latest project: Free short story audio books.

A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)

Haha!

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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)

i noticed them when i was in china last year...

They had them in banks, airports and some resturants. Shame it doesnt stop regular joes from rudely staring at you intently though - bunch of rude buggers, them.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)

What, the electric chairs or the electrodes?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)

the service feedback buttons, you ludicrous stumblebum!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)

They're very modern like that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)

SLuuurururrrrrrp..

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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)

PJ Tips

especially good for Duncan

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:33, archived)

why eye spuggie man

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)

I'm actually disappointed that someone understood that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)

I'm disappointed that I knew someone would write that before you did.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)

I'm just disappointed.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)

YET YOU LOOK SO HAPPY

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)

*Groans*

but at the same time *admires*

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)

DON'T PATRONISE ME

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)

apologies for size..

Click for bigger (85 kb)

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)

hehehehehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)

He won't be quite so rich when he's forced to go out & buy 60,000 of his own CD's.

Suffer, you slag!
Haha.

This is great, by the way.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)

why thank you..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)

Depressingly

he could buy a million CDs if he wanted and still have millions in the bank.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)

One less ivory backscratcher can send a man over.

Here's hoping.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)

I like your pic

but this 'campaign' seems to me to equate to: don't buy product A, buy product B.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)

Well we won't succeed in getting people not to buy product A, so the only other way to take the smile off his smug

cake-hole is to buy product B.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)

Are you saying people are doing this primarily to piss off Simon Cowell?

I don't think that's going to be very effective. I suspect he rather likes publicity. Just a guess.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)

And stop insipid karaoke from topping the charts for 1 week this year.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)

X factor is music for people who aren't really that bothered about music.

There's always been a huge market for those people and there always will be. In the past it was served by the record companies, now it's served by X factor and the like. When that's gone, there'll be some other conduit.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)

Also I'm pretty sure he's a stakeholder in the company that publishes the Rage Against The Machine song.

He'll make money from it either way.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)

He holds stake while walking around Sony?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)

a T Bone.

Balanced on his head.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)

Well I think it's statements like "You will have a Christmas number 1 garanteed" that pisses people off

All that power has gone to his flat head.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)

That 'power' is enforced by this campaign.

It affirms and institutionalizes it.
Honestly, I don't reckon he gives a flying fuck either way. He's a businessman, and business is booming.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)

I suspect

That Cowell probably has a financial interest in RATM's record company and is raking off a fat profit from both sides.
While publicly putting on a Faux Outraged front to those Thick Twunts at the RedTops !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)

yeah well I just got RATM off torrentreactor

so take that simon cowell!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)

I don't see wh people are getting so angry about it

It's a bit of a laugh and shitloads of money is being raised for charity.

plus it's got a decent tune onto the radio

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)

^ this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)

I'm personally not angry about it, because I don't care at all.

I don't see though how it's any different being a sheep buying product A, or being a sheep buying product B. In both cases there's a huge media campaign to induce you to buy the product. And that's all advertizing is. I doesn't really matter what inducement is used ('moral', financial, etc.), the intention is to make you buy the product.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)

I've bought neither

my smugness is at 11

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:46, archived)

I've bought both and mixed them together.

BUY MY RECORD AND PUT A STOP TO THIS MADNESS.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)

*buys eleventy copies*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)

Haha lovely

his expression in the second panel is perfect

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)

thanks.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)

haha

nice

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)

cheers!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)

I imagine it would taste the same.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)

DO NOT DISRESPECT THE PEAS OF MUSH

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)

they're 'orrible

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)

there's no better green sludge to eat with fish n chips

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)

dis

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)

That.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)

Fecking loaded with tartrazine and mushed up dead frogs.

Best you make your own from dried marrowfat peas.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)

or alternatively, just have normal round peas without the mushing

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)

cos you can't dip your chips in them

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)

Alternatively

You should carry with you, on a night out:

1. Some cooked garden peas (much nicer),
2. A masher
3. Lots of chopped mint
3. Make your own while waiting for your fish and chips
4. erm
5. Profit

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)

you'll be wanting me to catch my own cod next

humph!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)

You'd better be fucking quick,

there's only 3 or 4 of them left.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)

*munch*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)

they glow in the dark for a reason

I just don't know what that reason is yet

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)

Dried peas? Why not wet ones? You're going to mush them anyway.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)

Give peas a chance.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)

You cunt.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)

hear, hear!

: P

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)

You cunt.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)

hear, hear!

: P

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)

Oh FFS!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)

My missus has that on a t-shirt

but she doesn't even like peas!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)

Cou yunt

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)

^this

so much this. Mushy peas are hideous.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)

I've just noticed...

Colored?
COLORED?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)

bananas are actually grey in the wild

they paint them yellow in Ireland*

*The world's biggest exporter of bananas

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)

So where are the straight ones bent?

Erm, maybe I should rephrase that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)

It's merkin

And they can't spell.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)

Bachelors Mushy Peas are made and sold there!?

Well blimey O'Reilly that's a turnip for the books.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)

some quality product photography here

www.thebritishshoppe.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Bachelors%20mushy%20pees%20large.jpg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)

See?

There's no "Color" on them.
Actually, that place imports their stuff from the UK.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)

Batchelors Blurry Peas

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)

I spell coloured as colored in code now, but I can't bring myself to write "labeled" instead of "labelled"

This gets important when coloring labelled graphs...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)

when the fuck did Amazon start selling food???

www.amazon.com/Batchelors-Mushy-Peas-10-6-Ounce-Cans/dp/B001FA1L3O

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)

Ha ha, what the Christ?!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)

Customers also bought PG Tips and Fleetwood Mac

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)

Ha ha ha!

*likes*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)

Blimey

They are out of stock but I don't see...
"Buy used from $2.99".

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)

Eh?

www.amazon.com/Sugar-Belgian-Chocolate-Caramel-Candy/dp/B0001CM1MM/ref=pd_sbs_gro_7

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)

haha fuck!

the review makes me laugh - who the fuck would eat that!

edit: also - this wins the compo!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)

Look at the customer images...and reviews!

www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_gf_7

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)

Yeah, the single L thing...

No matter how long I live here, words like "traveler" will never look 'right' to me. Like you though, because of code and markup, I got used to using "color" years ago, and now sometimes spell it that way without thinking when I'm writing emails or whatever.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)

Doh!

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Ian Woosnam, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)

hahaha, nice idea, well executed :)

top stuff

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)

Hahaha!

Unfortunately probable.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)

Hahahaha!

Wonderful.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)

He compulsively fondles a sprig of thyme, no matter what he's doing.

Chefs eh.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)

You're wrong.

Where appropriate, he uses oregano.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)

ha ha Brilliant stuff ;D

Good old Heston..

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)

Hahahaha

nicely

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)

Jeff Goldblum has one of those as well

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)

an group?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)

pfft

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)

There's 3 smurfs in ma kitchen, what am ah gonna do?

There's 3 smurfs in ma kitchen, what am ah gonna do?
I'm gonna fix them smurfs, that's what am gonna do..

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Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)

*harmonica solo*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)

*flicks dreads*

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Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)

Is it Tuesday already?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)

hahaha

this is happening right now!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)

Hahaha pure win!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)

hahaha

quality!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)

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