It was meant to be an arsehole.
Maybe I should have smeared some shit around it to make it more obvious.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 5:07,
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It's ok
the amount of shit that comes out anyway, it'll soon be obvious.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 5:43,
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This must be viewed while reading about the conjugacy classes of the the symmetry group of the cube.
It then makes sense.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:53,
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I think I get the jist of that
You draw the pentagram on the ground, right? That's where the cube appears when you summon it by chanting in Haskell.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 2:09,
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Well, Haskell is the devil's language, so probably yes.
Don't imagine that I understand the page I linked to. I'm just reading it, is all.
How I wish the examples were not in Haskell...
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 2:14,
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How I wish the examples were not in Haskell...
Holding the cube by the corners and spinning it while reflecting it across the plane inbetween sounds painful.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 2:17,
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*stands there, freezing without a coat, thum out hitching a lift to hull*
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 2:05,
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Sorry for my broadband snobbery
I did reduce colors and resolution but optimization is a curious elf.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 2:51,
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I'm very much interested
in a campaign to bring back expressions from the middle ages. Zounds, Gadzooks, Hey Nonny Nonny, etc
Any other extreme-retro that people would happy to see?
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:05,
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Any other extreme-retro that people would happy to see?
It's still rolling then
At least people aren't blabbing on about politics anymore
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:58,
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Authoritative beefsteak needed shop's :V
I think... I got away... Got AAAWWWaaaaayyyyy!! Between the velvet lies... there's a truth a hard as steel!...
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:33,
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Yhea...
:V... the madness is over now i think... time for the next obsession...
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:34,
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weeey
might give this a go, looks like a brill technique!
and have a clicky
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:59,
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and have a clicky
hehehe
lovely
hmm I will have one last stab at this
source : img39.imageshack.us/i/imageuploadimagel.jpg/
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:28,
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hmm I will have one last stab at this
source : img39.imageshack.us/i/imageuploadimagel.jpg/
Best recreation of a phycillicybin trip I have ever seen, imagine this on the leaves of the trees.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 5:28,
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I've just found some anagrams of "year for change"
Face Rage Horny
Chafe Ranger Yo
Yeah Fag Corner
A Cage Heron Fry
Gay Enforcer Ha
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:31,
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Chafe Ranger Yo
Yeah Fag Corner
A Cage Heron Fry
Gay Enforcer Ha
Hmmmm..
I like Horny Rage-Face....i'd imagine it scares all the girls
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:39,
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David Cameron is an anagram of Random Advice
Which is presumably what he received before deciding that poster was a good idea.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:41,
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Slow-Roast Belly Of Pork.
1,800k
1. Preheat the oven 220C, gas mark 7. Roughly chop the sage and rosemary then, using a pestle and mortar, grind with the garlic and lemon juice and zest and seasoning to make a thick paste.
2. Cut the string off the pork and unroll the meat so that it is flat.
3. With a sharp knife, make incisions into the flesh before rubbing the paste into the incisions and over the flesh, taking care to avoid the skin. Transfer to a roasting tray and, ideally, sit it on a rack. Using a piece of kitchen paper, thoroughly dry the skin and season with a little salt – this is optional, but helps make crisper crackling.
4. Roast for 20 minutes then reduce the oven to 170C, gas mark 3 for a further 2 hours until the pork is thoroughly cooked and the juices run clear. Leave to rest for 5 minutes then cut into chunks, and serve with steamed purple-sprouting broccoli and apple sauce.
Best damn way to cook pork. Bless Waitrose.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:34,
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1,800k
1. Preheat the oven 220C, gas mark 7. Roughly chop the sage and rosemary then, using a pestle and mortar, grind with the garlic and lemon juice and zest and seasoning to make a thick paste.
2. Cut the string off the pork and unroll the meat so that it is flat.
3. With a sharp knife, make incisions into the flesh before rubbing the paste into the incisions and over the flesh, taking care to avoid the skin. Transfer to a roasting tray and, ideally, sit it on a rack. Using a piece of kitchen paper, thoroughly dry the skin and season with a little salt – this is optional, but helps make crisper crackling.
4. Roast for 20 minutes then reduce the oven to 170C, gas mark 3 for a further 2 hours until the pork is thoroughly cooked and the juices run clear. Leave to rest for 5 minutes then cut into chunks, and serve with steamed purple-sprouting broccoli and apple sauce.
Best damn way to cook pork. Bless Waitrose.
Oh hell yes :D
Another desktop for me :D
*click*
I havea JPG theme for Windows 7.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:38,
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*click*
I havea JPG theme for Windows 7.
:)
I'm scared to think what the icons must look like...
Thank you!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:39,
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Thank you!
I haven't played it in ages!
Since even before MW2 came out!
less than three the M14
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:08,
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less than three the M14
I had a go tonight
It felt wierd.
Im used to MW2 and all it's pretty colours now.
I got 31-0 on rundown the other day. I was so happy :)
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:14,
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Im used to MW2 and all it's pretty colours now.
I got 31-0 on rundown the other day. I was so happy :)
Heh, it sure does have some pretty colours :D
Wow! Awesome!
I almost had my first nuke on Rundown t'other day.
Silenced M16, marathon + cold blooded + ninja
Harrier strike, gunner, just a few kills off a nuke - nobody was around in visible places :( It was only a regular team deathmatch.
Then I got knifed while trying to get the last few kills.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:21,
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I almost had my first nuke on Rundown t'other day.
Silenced M16, marathon + cold blooded + ninja
Harrier strike, gunner, just a few kills off a nuke - nobody was around in visible places :( It was only a regular team deathmatch.
Then I got knifed while trying to get the last few kills.
I just this second went 30-4 on FFA on rundown
Im loving the intervention with FMJ and stopping power.
It's awesome :D
I havent bothered trying for a nuke really, can't be arsed camping massively
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:22,
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It's awesome :D
I havent bothered trying for a nuke really, can't be arsed camping massively
I just want one.
Getting them all the time is just being a cunt I think.
Nicely! I'm addicted to hardcore - half of my classes are dedicated to it.
All of the weapons are silenced and they all have cold-blooded. Invisible ftw ^.^
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:29,
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Nicely! I'm addicted to hardcore - half of my classes are dedicated to it.
All of the weapons are silenced and they all have cold-blooded. Invisible ftw ^.^
I might suggest adding a sprinkle of sugar along with the outer salt.
Or better brush with a mix of sunflower oil, salt and a few drops of honey.
Adds some flavour and colour to what can sometimes be a bit gray if it is
a really lean cut. Most pork here rarely gets very fatty, even in late spring.
Swoopy colours! Yay!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:49,
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Adds some flavour and colour to what can sometimes be a bit gray if it is
a really lean cut. Most pork here rarely gets very fatty, even in late spring.
Swoopy colours! Yay!
Good Call!
But another good one is to brush the meat (not skin) with a thick soy, or Indonesian ketjap, gives a lovely colour and marinades as well.
Top results all round...
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:53,
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Top results all round...
i don't know what i love more
this beautiful close-up of colourful christmassy cellophane, or your delicious recipes!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:55,
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*hugs back*
well folks, i'm going to have to give the computer a miss for a little while, it's been giving me some blinding headaches.
see you all in a few days!
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:00,
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see you all in a few days!
A better use of belly of pork is to make delicious home cured bacon.
50:50 salt and brown sugar, with some herbs of your choosing mixed in. Rub a handful onto all the exposed surfaces of the meat once a day for about 7 days and keep it in a plastic box. Once a day, tip out all the moisture that has accumulated. Rinse off the excess salt, pat it down with a cloth and then hang it up somewhere cool for at least a week. You now have delicious pancetta (or "streaky bacon" as it's known over here, unless you are a supermarket wanting to add an extra 200% onto the price by making it sound forrin and exotic).
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 2:23,
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I recently went on a "driver awareness course" because I got caught speeding
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that looks like a poo going into a portal
i wonder where the other portal is
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:16,
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No. It's a toilet seat
You play too many of those computer games
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:18,
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Or not enough.
If you're just playing the same one over and over again.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:19,
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Hehe, reminds me of one of my repertoire of jerky animations
You all get an advanced preview before I inevitably repost it this year.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:19,
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You all get an advanced preview before I inevitably repost it this year.
I think I my limiting factor is my hands and brain
Please direct me to an appropriate online retailer
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:23,
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I originally did it without the cock.
But then someone suggested it would be way better with a cock.
So I put a cock in it.
(that's what she said - all of it)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:25,
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So I put a cock in it.
(that's what she said - all of it)
The second one is great. The facial expressions are brilliant :D
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:27,
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Thanks :D
Maybe its noticeable maybe it's not, but I tried to get the guy on the left to start to smile when the guy turns round and notices him, and THEN go into D: when he sees the guy.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:33,
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Yeah kinda see what you mean but it's only there for a moment then it's gone again.
the D: is the most important bit though
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:37,
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Now I'm gonna think of that when I see road signs for 30 MPH zones.
The last 3 times I've been pulled over, I got let off with a warning, so I must be doing something right.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:26,
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They should use this for a drink drive campaign.
To remind you that in jail you have to shit in a bog while your cell mate watches on....
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:03,
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They should sentence drunk drivers to being kicked in the nuts 8 hours a day for a year.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 2:25,
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polish girl
that'S what females look like in poland. good night- ill stop spamming this board for today
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:59,
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Did you just refer to yourself in the second and fourth person?
Nice.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:04,
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I don't think that we did, did we Pete.
I don't know either, you're the one that said it.
No we're not. Leave me alone. He can take the blame for their actions. Let's ask us.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:11,
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No we're not. Leave me alone. He can take the blame for their actions. Let's ask us.
but it's our precious. Nasty hobbitses can't take OUR ring
no idea if that's an actual quote. It sounds like it could be though so don't get all pedantic :/
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:13,
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Hahaha, you'll have none of that from me
It sounds good enough to be true!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:14,
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But are they all noisy fuckers like the ones that
live next door to me?
...and the ones next door to them, and the ones across the street from them, and the ones next door to them... ad nauseum
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:06,
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...and the ones next door to them, and the ones across the street from them, and the ones next door to them... ad nauseum
Romanian girls are way hotter
This sweeping and seemingly idiotic generalisation is based on SOLID SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE.
And the fact that my girlfriend is Romanian.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:57,
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And the fact that my girlfriend is Romanian.
me too..................................................................................................................(but I'm not sorry)
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Oh dear oh dear :D
Also: quick'n'shit and with half the frames missing
For MarkP0rter
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:31,
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For MarkP0rter
haha
thank you very much mate. good i was still browsing the board otherwise i would have expected it to be a reply to my original thing and would have never found it the next day. now i can rest in peace. cool shades. done frame by frame? gee thats some work.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:34,
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Hahah!
Not a problem :P I felt like doing something :D
Yup, it wasn't that labour-intensive, BMG means you can edit it frame-by frame quite easily, though it why I removed half the frames, 23 is quite a lot of glasses ;D
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:36,
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Yup, it wasn't that labour-intensive, BMG means you can edit it frame-by frame quite easily, though it why I removed half the frames, 23 is quite a lot of glasses ;D
Yeah butt . . .
Most recumbent riders choose this type of design for ergonomic reasons;
the rider can see his food before he eats it !
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:45,
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the rider can see his food before he eats it !
Well, this approach has seen me through to the end of today.
Shitting meself about tomorrow, though.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:21,
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noticed the earlier post...are you a bit down in the dumps at the moment?
I thought someone had hijacked your b3ta account for a minute.
*not seen you rant before
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:49,
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*not seen you rant before
If I could click "I like this" x100 times I would...
but I can't....
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:33,
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Oh no my shitty bandwagon picture will be ignored.
I'm so bored of this.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:22,
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ME TOO
GRRRRAAAAAARGH!
Is this me spamming the board with reposts? Why, yes officer, it is!
Shouldn't I fuck off and do something new? Why, yes officer, I should!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:25,
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Is this me spamming the board with reposts? Why, yes officer, it is!
Shouldn't I fuck off and do something new? Why, yes officer, I should!
I have new waiting in the depths.
Oh no! I've posted it now. I'M DOOMED!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:31,
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Oh no! I've posted it now. I'M DOOMED!
hahaha
THE GREAT PUMPKIN LIES THE VEGETABLE PUS THE FILTH THE EFFLUENCE GAGGING ON THE SLIMY DEMON SEED THE SLICK LUMINSCENCE OF THE DIARRHOETIC PUS LEAKING FROM THE RAVAGED SPHINCTER OF THE SOLE BELIEVER IN THE LIES
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:34,
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it's all ending there's nothing anyone can do it's over
we can turn and bend over and present ourselves for the insatiable lust of the barbed monster god or we can fight and resist and be forced bent backwards against our wills and torn and ravaged inside fighting only makes him worse it excites him the world is turning to darkness and there is no hope there is no purity there is no future join me join us there is only one choice open to us now we must end it with as much purity as we can muster a knife in the heart and i can slit my wrists afterwards our corpses may be violated but our souls cannot be held to blame it is the only way we can be free before the wave hits us i hear him i hear him
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:39,
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THE PIPES
I'm going to have to go to bed. But this has been a very good day. Got paid + signed contract on new flat + solved problem that's been kicking around for about six years = happy Boris. Soon I may even have time to do something new. Like this weekend. OH YEAH IT'S ON.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:48,
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I'm going to have to go to bed. But this has been a very good day. Got paid + signed contract on new flat + solved problem that's been kicking around for about six years = happy Boris. Soon I may even have time to do something new. Like this weekend. OH YEAH IT'S ON.
...................................what magazines?...................................
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:49,
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MAGAZINES!
BUTT-PROSTITUTES!
SIGN UP TODAY FOR MORE FEATURES ON HOW TO GET THE BEST FROM YOUR HO!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:51,
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SIGN UP TODAY FOR MORE FEATURES ON HOW TO GET THE BEST FROM YOUR HO!
I've done fewer of these than I thought I had.
Perhaps seven of them. I'm going to go OLD SKOOL baby. Back to 1958.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:52,
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Can't, off to bed
plus only got a trackpad on me, and it'd take HOURS. Maybe tomorrow though. It's been too long. JUST LIKE THE BARBED MEMBER.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:57,
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Maybe tomorrow
I'll want to settle down.
Until tomorrow,
I'll just keep moving on.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:59,
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Until tomorrow,
I'll just keep moving on.
Good to hear. I'll make some new ones to play along.
THERE IS NO END TO THE LIES! OR THE PIPES, FIRE, BLOOD, FEAR AND MINOR DEMONS.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:51,
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YOU WON'T THINK THEY'RE SO MINOR
WHEN YOU'RE TIED FACE-DOWN TO THE BROKEN RUINS OF YOUR DEMOLISHED HOUSE AND YOU FEEL YOURSELF RIPPED ASUNDER BY THEIR BARBED PHALLUSES AND THE BLOOD FLOWS AND YOU SCREAM BUT IT'S LOST IN THE SOUND OF THE PIPES AND THE ROARS OF THE DEMONS AND THE HISSING WHIRLWIND OF THE FIRE AS IT BURNS THE OXYGEN FROM YOUR LUNGS
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:53,
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Grr grr I'm angry because no one appreciates my posts. Grr grr I'll save them for a time when lots of people will be able to look at them.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:16,
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cyoooor phwoooar ah'll 'ave a bit of that
on the same kind of them, adam clayton
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:50,
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Pee, haitch, double-you, oh, ay, ay, ay, ar, exclaimation mark.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:50,
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haha nicely done
I've just spent 2 hours doing one of these.
Going to post it tomorrow though.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:13,
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Going to post it tomorrow though.
All I see is a smiley face with legs
Being bummed by a dog/donkey with 2 arms and a leg, almost like a tri-pod.
My innocence is ruined.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:04,
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My innocence is ruined.
but perhaps
the smiley face is female, and female smiley faces wear their fannies behind them
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:07,
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I know someone who litterally CANNOT stop smiling.
She does karate - it is her biggest advantage. Nobody takes her seriously in sparring!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:33,
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