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# BZZAP!

the bird is made out of fiction. So it is not really dead : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:11, archived)
# How did it earth itself?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# with the magic of animation
: )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Sssh..
Semantics.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Sssh
Physics
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:22, archived)
# ssssshhhhh
Thermodynamics
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
# It dun a piss.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)
# I go with this repost!
However, must have been a hell of a stream to ensure conductivity to ground.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Ha ha, fooled you. Birds don't even piss!
They do wet poos that have all piss in as well.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)
# And WHO said it was piss?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# I said it was piss but I was joking. I know birds do not piss because I have never been pissed on by a bird.
I have been shat on by a bird though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)
# This thread is done..



*tumble weed*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:29, archived)
#
wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_birds_piss
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Yes, they piss.. or don't.
The point was..(sod it).. never mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:34, archived)
# LOOK OK, BIRDS DON'T PISS
Jesus, how are you not understanding this.
en.allexperts.com/q/Birding-1435/birds-urinate.htm
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060814070103AAALCBQ
www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2012/do-birds-pee - ignore this one as it is clearly wrong
wiki.answers.com/Q/When_do_birds_urinate
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# they piss in their poo
yes?.. they must have consumed some fucking great Balti to get a short to earth.. are we on track now?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# yep
but they might reach the pole
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:43, archived)
# I guess they should!
You win. I'm glad most birds (even the human kind) don't have a taste for balti.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:47, archived)
# :D
yes the bird in the picture there would have had to have some artistic licence to have popped. and shitting or pissing wouldnt have done it. technically i dont win because the bird is on the wrong sort of pole and goes no where near the pole. and well its late I enjoyed the banter thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:59, archived)
# I used to park under a regular seagull haunt.
Their psshit would have done the job handsomely. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:25, archived)
# :O NO! They don't piss. They just poo, K?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:03, archived)
# ostrich
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)
# oh nuts
I was trying to link to the question, "Is it true that homosexual are responsible for global warming?"

but it's been deleted

spoilsports
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# I
had believed it was the result of the decline in piracy of the high seas.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Are they, how?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:43, archived)
# this was on yahoo! answers, results were inconclusive
 
I think they were mostly along the lines of what the fuck are you talking about don't be ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Lots of important questions still to be answered.
wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_there_is_ejaculation_for_gay
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:44, archived)
# I can answer the first one - only if you have micropenis.
also here is a related question:
wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_does_your_penis_get_bigger_when_you_look_at_your_sister
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:07, archived)
#
wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_crocodile_talk
:(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:21, archived)
# PMSL!
Looking at these "questions" I haven't been able to stop chuckling like a goon!
(Flaming Badger likes mushrooms, not so much snakes..., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:32, archived)
# yeah, it's alright, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:05, archived)
# The only exception is the ostrich, which has a urinary bladder
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)
# perhapes the cable had a gap in it
but was held together with the insulation which had only a hole in it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)
# this is nonsence overhead cables dont have insulation
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# well if they are phone cables they might
this is clearly a telegraph pole the shock wouldnt have hurt the brid to the extent shown.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# actually in many cases they can
we dont even know which country this is from
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:16, archived)
# hmm so its possible that the bird might have gotten a mild
shock, have been eating bicarbonate soda before the incident took place then the electric shock ignites the digestive gas. the odds are pretty long. especially as i dont have a fucking clue what im on about.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)
# ahhaa!!
no one is listening now so i can confirm that
www.themodernapprentice.com/electrocution.htm
I gave up ruminating and getting things wrong
firstly that powerlines do take that form in some places
secondly that they can be electricuted by the pole if they bridge the gap between wires. all they have to do is muck up the graph and make j = not minus one (or something)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)
# If they don't touch ground, they can take as much volts as they want.
Unless they get too close to ground, but the conductivity of the air is variable depending upon weather conditions. (moisture etc)

It's all about conductivity Vs resistance.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)
# ahh but the pole is grounded thus if they get close to that or between
two wires on a different phase angle, zap in the case shown the bird seems to be too far away to have been zapped but its possible for a bird to fry itself on some wires.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)
# No, the pole is insulated.. the current is carried across it.
(not through it)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)
# insulated by
Insulator This black "knob" is a ceramic or plastic insulator. This is the piece that prevents the pole itself from becoming electrified and allows the current to pass through without resistance.

but if a bird joins the pole and the wire its no longer insulated.
the pole is grounded even without any electricity flowing. I mean i could stick a pole in the ground thats not hooked up to anything its going to be grounded. at least thats what im thinking, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:39, archived)
# The bird was no where NEAR the insulator
Wasn't it?.. it was on the wire (as in the adage)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:45, archived)
# "Bird on the wire"
/sings
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)
# B bbbbbut shurely...
There would be potential difference between the two feet and a If the If a bird stood with it's legs far enough apart then a proportion of the current would flow through the bird.

The amount would depend on the relative resistance of bird and wire. Obviously the wire is less resistant so most would stay in the wire, but a fraction would go up one leg and down the other.

So... how far apart would it's legs have to be to generate zappable amounts?

That's right innit?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:58, archived)
# It's not grounded at all..
This entire thread is fictional.

Which should not detract from the original beauty of the slop work!
(said bird could spread it's legs across MILES of wire, if it is still not grounded to earth, no shorting effect)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Hmmm
Ok, on a wire... if you put a meter across a section of wire with a current going through it, you will indeed get a potential difference regardless of grounding. Cos wires aren't superconducting.

That's what I learned at skool =)
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:13, archived)
# Do you remember the bit about shortest route to earth?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:15, archived)
# When currents are involved
Then you can start the math for the incidence of lethality

I hope you are more learned than me as you are hopefully the future.. any hoo, my bed calleth, g'night :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:16, archived)
# there is a minimum current for conductivity
and bird vs steel your more likely to get a current excited in the birds (magneticaly premiable) body resulting from the magnetic field surrounding the cable, than from the diference in distance of its legs on the wire when it lands.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:25, archived)
# unless you have a very slaggy bird who has legs that are miles apart
uhmm and are very wet with some kind of juices
edit nn mikenco
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:27, archived)
# hmm
Resistivity = 11.8 × 10-6 Ωcm" for steel at 0c
resitance of a dead chicken (Frozen) over the aproximate distance of a starling groin = thats not really fair i mean its forzen and full of water. im going to have to put an ohmeter over a birds groin while its still alive to find out. this is how scientology wins so many arguments. its because people just cant be bothered to refute such atupid claims. Im going to make myself a gin and orange and sulk. and let you win the argument i was having with myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)
# EGGSACLY!
So, the question remains, how far apart would a birds legs have to be before it got zapped!

Jamnog too lazy, ahh well, me too! Time for Youngs Special

S
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 5:30, archived)
# static discharge!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)
# The animation skills are superb!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# All the artificial, graphical beauty of 'Okami'
vs all the natural, plain brutality of physics.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)
# wonderfull
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# GJTITS
Brill
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# you a birdzappa
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:17, archived)
# He gave his kids the craziest of names!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)
# This is ace!
Also, I just totally did a fart under the covers! What is the best length of time to leave it before smelling? GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)
# about 2-4 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:57, archived)
# \o/
Ace, see!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)
# so do you like dominoes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QssmIIs-8Q
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)
# YES, I LIKES DOMINOES. ALSO: CATS.
Winnipeg, on the other hand, is a total bore.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Flippycat :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:43, archived)
# yeah I was looking for moar cat videos after seeing this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3dm5J5r0A

but the dominoes are pretty freaking sweet too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:48, archived)
# That would take a lot of setup for a decent repost
Good vid that!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Awwwwww
he cares not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:57, archived)
# Who cares not?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:10, archived)
# Gentle, or you'll get nasty comments
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:58, archived)
# yeah I like that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Hooray!
A bright day for a dark early morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# I'm not laughing at this until you can prove the bird didn't really die
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:56, archived)
# the electricity only stunned it
 
however on hitting the ground it got eaten by a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:35, archived)
# a ghostcat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:43, archived)
# well it's the only way my fatarse cat has ever caught a brid
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:06, archived)
# also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOpPvP08R7M
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:39, archived)
# a ghostcat
a ghostcat oops, replied to wrong post -bahhh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# a ghostpost
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)
# Ghostkatze?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:35, archived)
# JA, MEIN HERR!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 5:01, archived)
# Looooooooooooooooooovely katze!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)
# he was
is ghost now.

meeeoooOOOOOoooOOoooooooOOOOOOOoowwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 5:10, archived)
# awwwwww much mew
want dat
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:43, archived)
#
i cannot maintain silence about this anymore -- freaky arm!!
img194.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=69811_12_122_213lo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:56, archived)
# FORESHORTENING, MOTHERFUCKER
 
who's the douchebag rubbing up against her bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:10, archived)
# Love ya, tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:36, archived)
# Yeah...
I Luz Exploding Cocks...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 5:18, archived)
# After my extensive years here.. I see it everywhere..
Do YOU see it?

Mind bleach does not exist.. *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
# The hands
Yes, wish I hadn't
(eyes, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:09, archived)
# /hands leaflet..
Noooo!!!..hands...
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)
# Goats!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:09, archived)
# I even saw it on a HP PC installation guide..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:11, archived)
# I have an olimpic logo tee shirt for christmas
I will wear with pride when I go to the states
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Post a pic..
I might have to pirate a copy. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)
# ok
I didnt install my camera properly so this is from skype
Snapshot of me 1
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:54, archived)
# Is it backwards on purpose?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:57, archived)
# no, it's Nodnol
 
capital of Bulgaria, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
I look forward to to their historical reenactments
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:12, archived)
# I only do this job because I like being my own boss!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:16, archived)
#
*red dwarf moment*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:52, archived)
# Is it so that you can read it when he walks up behind your car?
*Like those Ambulances?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 5:21, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# ...
i know i'm repeating myself...

i know i'm repeating myself...
(sik ly sweet, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:15, archived)
# Haha!
That's the logo for Pitney Bowes, unless I'm much mistaken. I see this almost everyday at work but never got around to posting it!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Night night b3tards


I'm off.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Eggs and lips in a basket..
Hmm.. I feel hungry!

Sponsored by Ginsters Pasties
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# DRAIN THOSE EGGS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)
# Sleep well
sounds like you have had an oeuf
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Err....
A'hem
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Haha, you yolker
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:17, archived)
# I'm quite the eggcentric
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Ok, it's ova now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Strange, I don't seem to be able to find one
Max_Planck2
Disclaimer : not really companies
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Long, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# I'ts complicated
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# THEY TOTALLY WENT THERE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Squirls gave me croyden yakof disease
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Butt there titts r so HOTT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# BITCH HOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# ahh happy days
I havent made it with a squirl in such long time
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# I got yakov smirnoff disease from a pack of wolves
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# GHOST WOLVES????
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)
# I also got boyscout yakult disease from some bad gin
but thats back when they made really bad gin Im sure the lemons had limes in.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# kermit's not looking too well after the stroke
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# yeah, he's been there.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# hen song ho staids
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)
# h
e
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Sadly I didn't do physics so I've no idea what you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# We all know he's a wally...
(Testicles just for you, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# oooh super
Sry I knocked your thing down I thought it was all clear
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# I've seent this a few times and love it. I don't know if it's an actual logo or not but the wholesome messy brush motif contrasted with suicide is just genius.
So I guess it doesn't matter if it's a real logo or not. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 7:13, archived)
# And let that be the end of it!

I love 'im really (and if that blasted cat turns out to be dead in the video we'll never hear the end of it!)
inspired by: www.b3ta.com/board/9889122
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Them cats really seem to follow you round the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# My fecker does! I think he thinks he's a dog, he's like my shadow,
even follows me to the loo and jumps up to the bowl to watch it flush!

Took me a while to get used to that...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Give him better food, and this problem will gradually diminish.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Problem?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Potential tetanus from accidental buttock-clawings.
But if all the jabs've been had, go ahead, knock yrselves out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# I've recently spent a few months staying in an apartment with no cat.
It's the first time I've stayed somewhere without a resident cat for as long as I can remember.
It's made me realize that pretty much everything I do around the house takes into consideration the whims and preferences of felines.
I'm completely conditioned to cater to their convenience and comfort.
Just so we're clear, I have absolutely no problem with that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)
# I think the outside cat is about to sprog.
Want a kitten?
(Not that I'm suggesting you *need* one.)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Just post it to him whether he wants it or not.
He's clearly lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Oh dude
if only you knew.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# how to wrap a cat:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3dm5J5r0A
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Lol :DD
(herman:D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I'm back home now...
we have 3 of our own. Two of those were rescued as kittens from the yard out back. Not planning on taking any more in just now :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Cool
Tiny kittens tend to get lots of takers, and they'll be drawn to me, just like the last lot from the last outside cat. I am something of a cat magnet. (I'd have said pussy magnet were I not so socially inept)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Like those children who 'wandered into' Herr Fritzl's back yard a coupla decades ago.
Ever watched 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?'

'Rescued', my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# All of mine do those things
but none does all.

They must be conspiring.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Division of labour.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)
# On the other hand....
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# That better have been one of your eighty five effing eff pees.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Haha
it was. It was for a challenge I think, but I don't remember which.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Any excuse.
(Probably doesn't work at all for people not watching UK telly in the late 1970s, but hey ho)

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)
# but I like this too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# PUKKA!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Bwahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Totally that^
and by that I mean tahkcalbs that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)
# CROCKER YOU CATFUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# LEAVE CROCKER ALONE!
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# D-:
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Actually you're probably right.
More of a EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE than a NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# LEAVE HIM ALONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# I know, you've told me before about this
 
www.b3ta.com/board/9844357
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Hahahah fucking hell
that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# that's what you get when you draw blind in a hidden layer
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Hhaha really?
You should do a series of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# ffffuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# iFuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# oFuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# weallFuck4iFuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# I am not laughing at this until you can prove that this cat doesn't have diarrhea
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# I could be fine with that...
as long as it was sexy diarrhea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# HAHAHA! THAT IS ALSO NOT PUSSY. No matter how much of a pussy Chris Crocker is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Yeah! I think starting from BLD's mutated source helped mine more than I thought.
I found splitting the directions, as I did, a lot harder than I expected too.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Shouldn't that be a man's eyes
following the pussy 'round the room?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# It's Chris Crocker,
all bets are off...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# betty would be so proud....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Poor Brittn'y
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# and?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Cheese it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# It's the Narcs!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I am absolutely RISsing...
you all didn't get on HT did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Yeah, maybe a little.
*looks down, shuffles feet*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Umm...


JUST LEAVE HT ALONE!!!

What did he do?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:03, archived)
# got his cock out at the preschool
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Hee! cheers!
yes, let that be the end of it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# heheh
in response to your analysis, check the reflection in the bannister, looks like more than just a cat to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# get CSI on it
the full lab work and sweet camera movements
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# ENHANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# and that little musical stab they play to punctuate scenes.
Or is that one of the other shitty crime franchises?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# I refuse to investigate unless I know that musical stab wasn't made with a dagger into the spine of a rare bird
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Hahahah
you're really running with this one aren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)
# it makes me laugh and i'm sure happytoast is still happy
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# I don't know Shada...
unless you can prove that he's not suffering etc. etc. lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# hahaah
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
#
csienfeld
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# What's the DEAL with HOMICIDE?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# These pretzels are making me stabby
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# I think that's lawnorder
 
but they use it in several from the same production house I think
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)
# e.g.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)
# i see this rapidly spreading phenomenon has even made the Huffington Post
www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/26/ghost-cat-stars-in-parano_n_436903.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# I just like the music
 
and fuck's sake, the cat is obviously fine
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)
# oh, lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoFgdIN0Am0
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# fucking hell that is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)
# hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 7:04, archived)
# something like this.


Edit: Soy-Lent-Green, what you get when the Vegetarian Society, the Catholic Church and Green Party merge.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Why, Thank you
I aim to... um... well, I like puns and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Cadburys + Kraft + Nestlé =
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)
# I GET THIS JOKE!
and it is a good one! Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Us Brummies are a tad unhappy about the whole thing.
Being a bunch of sentimental cunts as we are.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Did somebody say car industry?
(not having a pop at Brummies, just thinking of past 'mergers')
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
# There's pretty much nothing left now.
Jaguar's a joke.

Dunlop aircraft tyres get stuck between the teeth.

Pukka pies are a) a vile disgrace, and b) not even made here any more.

Depressing. Makes me want to tell a Scouser joke, if anyone's up for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Pfft!
I laugh of course because you only now realise you're a joke ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)
# It's as if the world's suddenly turned upside-down.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Do it.
But be warned that there are Scousers everywhere and they all love Liverpool. Which begs the question, why don't they stay there?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# 96 Liverpool fans suddenly turn up at the Pearly Gates, all at once.
"Can we come in like, la'?"

St Peter sez: "Oh. There's quite a lot of you here all at once. Look, I'll nip upstairs and ask the boss about how we'll deal with this. Make yourselves comfortable, back in a minute."

A few minutes later, St Peter comes back downstairs, sandals a-flappin'.

"OK gents, the boss says tha - hang on a sec, where are the fucking gates?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Arf!
(Thought I'd get it in before the obligatory indignant Scouser)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Hillsborough joke?
Topical AND tasteful there.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Yep.
After 13/18/27/whatever years, it's time.

For heavens' sake, IVV, allow me to let rip on someone sometimes.

You accused me of being Boris Johnson the last time I tried to get someone to make me tell that gag.

I told it to a Scouse girl in a pub a couple of years ago. She waited right 'til the end, let me get through the entire thing, and then said: "My cousin died at Hillsborough."

I said: "Liar."

She said: "You didn't know that."

I said: "Yes I did."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# You told it to a Scouse girl?
That made me giggle. Did you pull?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:04, archived)
# She gave me a kiss at the end of the night.
But I admit to the disgraceful weakness of not being attracted to women five stone heavier than me.

Besides, she nicked my sodding watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Does this mean you're not attracted to me?
:(((((((
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# There are so many ahead of me in the queue...
I wandered off and had a go at the coconut shy instead.

Still, I've won you a cuddly rabbit.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)
# US Brummies
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Oh no you di'nt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# He's a Merkin
He was just capitalising the name of his country.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Yes you do!
You're a mercan innit! The 100 grand bar, is now labelled as the 11.5 billion bar because Kraft have bought Cadbury for 11.5 billion innit!

LOL! KEKEKEKE! ^_^ KEKEKEKEKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# I get it.
Ooooh, now I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)
# To be fair,
it is almost serendipitous that I get it. I was putting in my order for Peanut Butter M&M's to a friend earlier and stumbled across a page about the 100 grand bar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# High five!
Also now I want peanut butter M&Ms more than aaaanything.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# They are the best thing ever!
Why the fuck they aren't readily available over here I have no idea! Fucking shitty peanut and crispy M&Ms :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Discrimination, that's why.
If only your sig was JD instead of PhD we could sue...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Fucking shitty Ph.D. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Or it could just be the falling value of the dollar.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Very unlikely what with it being teh exact same amount that
Kraft bought Cadbury for.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# I can explain the joke if you want.
I'm used to having to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Go ahead,
explain the joke to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# I said that I can
I didn't say I would.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# (Psssst! Look, we don't want to discourage a dood, but we've all posted unfunny pics on here before, haven't we?)
Haven't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Oh yeah,
all the ones I've ever posted are. Redsushi's explanation is exactly right.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# OH, HELLO.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Hey I remember that.
There's an action I don't know how to type, but I keep doing it in my living room as if it'll magically get conveyed through this message. Sort of a head nod but up not down thing...
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# it goes it goes it goes it goes.. it just goes.
 
stinking humid summer here but at least no earthquakes eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Silver lining
on the humidity that permeates your existence.
Humidity's kind of like a cloud... just play along.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
# A CLOUD OF STINK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)
# That's a stoat and a butterfly.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# This is a stoat!


There is only, at any given time, one stoat in the world. TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhahhhahhhhah
 
I remember just enough maths to find that funny
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:07, archived)
# It was from the maths compo over Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:31, archived)
# The new Apple Tablet.


It's fantastic for music apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Anyone got any Vera's?..... looooovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Got any salmon? ...Sorted
(Spikey, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Got any underlay?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Eeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:58, archived)
# All you have to do is wave your hands about
and it all happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# There was a time where it would have indeed been an eTablet not an iTablet.
Next Apple prefix... &
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:02, archived)
# I'm thinking it will the "u"
as in uFellforitagain and uSuckers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# uMay beRtypeight abOut th@.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# #
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:16, archived)
# !
As in:

"the new !pod"

"the new !tablet"

to be pronounced with a click...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:25, archived)
# BUMPOD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Pronounced 'bang'. Ex. BangPod
Not that there are too many around anymore will get why that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Interrobang, interroboom, interrorism.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# well it's spelled bang but it's pronounced WANG
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# I've used Wangs. They're not that good actually.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bang_path#Bang_path
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:04, archived)
# TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)
# OLY MA KITTY LUCA CHI CHI CHI
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Mu still around this eve?
cfb 110k with no toap.
www.b3ta.com/board/9888756
edit: b3tards hiccuped may take a sec to refresh this. E2: Seems ok now that I reuploaded. Odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Natives? :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Nothing worse than trying to get a rotting rib cage off your foot in the middle of a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:49, archived)
# ewwwwww!
*scrapes bottom of imaginary foot claw on the curb*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Apart from having to tear a rotting ribcage out of your own torso just before a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)
# I hate fighting zombies.
So careless with their parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:53, archived)
# they always manage to remember to wear underwear, though.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Or their mum's'd give 'em a right earful.
Back in the kitchen at home with the ear, while Junior's in town fighting and eating brainnnzzzzz.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] maybe not so unlikely,


Guffaw
(Testicles just for you, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)
# about sums it up
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 8:57, archived)
#

Fishy Player, if Fisher Price merged with Playboy
(iStorm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Heh,
to be fair, the pic to go with this idea could've been far more disturbing.
As it stands, no mindbleach required.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Little house on the prairie?


Sorry.
(Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work..., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Miniature Hugh Lawrie?
Prince George: It's like that story. "The Prince and the Porpoise."
Blackadder: "and the Pauper," sir.
Prince George: Ah yes. "The Prince and the Porpoise and the Pauper."
(Spikey, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Oh certainly
Prince George: I'm doomed! As doomed as the dodo!
(Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work..., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# What time is it!?
3 in the afternoon, Sir.

Oh thank god! I thought I had overslept!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# And one more...
Prince George: I intend to wear the most magnificent pair of trousers ever to issue forth from the delicate hands of Messrs Snibcock and Turkey, Couturiers to the Very Wealthy and the Extremely Fat.
(Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work..., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# YUMP! YUMP!
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:30, archived)
# YUMP! YUMP! YUMP-A-YUMP! !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)
# HUT! HUT! HUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:50, archived)
# ENJOY YOUR PLAGUE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)
# 3000 rubbish posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)
# So which eye is the lazy one?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# the jap
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Your GP or the Brook Advisory Centre can probably help you with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Do we not do the 1000 mark creative nudity anymore?
I used to quite enjoy the clever ways we nearly did but didn't.

It was sorta Two Ronnies in it's near-rudeness inventiveness.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:49, archived)
# I'm kind of glad it has fallen out of favour.
Having both artistic talent and good looks is a rare thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:53, archived)
# That's where it comes in so handy being good with Photoshop!
www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/6000posts.jpg
tho TBH I've kinda been forgettin to even notice my post count now...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# no it was only ever for camwhores
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:36, archived)
# that's not a milestone post....
congratules nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:50, archived)
# It is a big round number, though.
What are the proper milestones then?
1000, 5000, 10000...?
...and what is the proper gift for each (paper, silver, wood...)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)
# I'm going home, BBL, LYLASAM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# no, any x000 is fine
i just meant it had no 'nudity'
though looking above, it seems this is now out of favour
NOW they tell me...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Fashion is a fickle thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# FASHION UPDATE
Fashion is currently not a fickle thing.

Stay tuned. Keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Fashion is now, once again, the new black.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)
# BRN!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:54, archived)
# No comment...

but it seemed an appropriate end to another Tuesday...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)
# I can not approve. That cat is clearly not enjoying being wooped.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# *takes camcorder under blanket*
LEAVE HAPPYTOAST ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE! I'M SERIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# HE'S A HUMAAAAAN
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)
# I mean, I am being serious, I love Happytoats and can definitely see when taking the piss gets to be enough
unless he's got thicker skin and can deal with it until this paranormal cattivity nonsense washes over
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Lol :D
(herman:D, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# i couldn't think of anything more fitting
wonderful stuff
and goodnight b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:08, archived)
# :D
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Haha!
What I love about that one is it JUST manages to touch it as it falls into the water bowl! (probably)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)
# workplace LOLLAGE
I'm glad I am the only one here


...wanking to cat GIFs

....Crying

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)
# catGIFcrank
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:37, archived)
# that's what I'm talking about
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:40, archived)
# I read that thing about the cat
I was unable to post (having this little red L thingy) so I could not join in. But, come to think of it I don't like cats anyway so meh.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:09, archived)
# you don't like cats
?

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Boy are you on the wrong website.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# i presume you don't mean me...
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:15, archived)
# You presume correctly
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)
# I detest the bastards as they scratch my car and leave fur all over it
I do however little kittens.

It really is a pity they grow up into cats.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)
# you don't like cats
?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Boy are you on the wrong website
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Why would cats scratch your car?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# because he doesn't like them
and they know this.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:18, archived)
# That is the obvious conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# His first wife was a cat, she keeps keying his car,
Putting catnip in his underwear, Leaving fish in the radiators...... Then coming back and eating the fish........
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)
# One of them decides to lie on it, and another one decides he wants to lie on it and they fight
hence car gets scratched.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Feline boxing gloves
would solve your problem.
(Spikey, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# so would a rifle with telescopic sights
however, I may hit the car so that's maybe out.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Mice nibble my bus pass.
I give them some right filthy looks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# It seems to me that if you and oldpoint got together
you could find a way to solve each other's problems.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)
# He gives me a lift to work,
I direct them pesky mice to kill them cats with hammers. Job done.

Good suggestion. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# I am sceptical as to to the ability of the relatively soft material of a cat's claw
to penetrate the extremely hard surface of car paint.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)
# YOU DO KITTENS?!
You disgust me.
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:43, archived)
# You've made a serious error.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Catapult!
(I logged in just to say that)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)
# You mean you log out?
That's odd.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Security settings.
*mutters*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# until I know for a fact that that cat is ok I'm really not liking this
 
JK FIRIN MAH LAZORRRR!!!!!1111
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)
# BLARGH!!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:15, archived)
# I loved you
I bought all of your albums, I even went to your concerts and flashed my boobs at you.

But you've broken my heart, adding something from 4Chan on here...

I'll never love again!!!!

cries
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)
# what is 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)
# 3chan after inflation
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Included 'cos some L boy put one on ere earlier,


See: www.b3ta.com/board/9888297
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Silly WiL.
Keep head still, rock babeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:30, archived)
# that is not an excuse
YOU BETRAYED SHEBA!!!

Indy!!! Cover your heart!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# This bobs perfectly in time to
Labelled with Love by Squeeze!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:25, archived)
# on a similar theme,
have an exocet
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Arf!
(Spikey, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# That exhaust jet is far larger than that produced by an Exocet.

I suspect that this is in fact a Harpoon being launched.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# you suspect wrong
it had swept back fins unlike a harpoon
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# oh hai 4chan meme!
Just kidding, I like the firin' mah lazers guy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)
# needs more Version You've Never Seen
good work, though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)
# you wait for ages then...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)
# if i could be bothered
i'd make an animated version of the exorcist poster in the style of the Mr Bean title sequence. I'm not sure it's worth the effort though
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)
# an hour or so ago it would have been
reckon this must be the first anim i've done in a year, better out than in.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Not worth its own...


Obviously I mean this, not yours which is fab.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# He's got every reason to feel smug... ;)
(Testicles just for you, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:55, archived)
# maybe your legs just had grow
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Macca leg gagz? We got 'em.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)
# jake the peg!
deedle deedle deedle dum
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ann summers merged with holiday inn
.....because we all know why people go to hotels, you dirty muckers
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:30, archived)
# i went to a love hotel in japan
it was interesting, but surprisingly good value for money.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Did you pick a themed room?
Which?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)
# it didn't really have a theme as such
there were some which were like disney style, or bondage and stuff, but they're not very romantic.

the one we had had a 4 poster bed, tanning capsule, jacuzzi, mini golf, pixellated porn on demand, some kind of fridge-cum-sextoy-dispenser, and a tiny origami animal on the pillow.

and was about the same price as any other normal hotel. this was in fuji city, which is a shithole.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Phwoar.
Mini golf is all of the sexeh.

Even if you have to put up with someone else being in the room while you play.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)
# was it one of those really tiny ones that looks like a bed in a train ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)
# [unrelated to this thread]
www.b3ta.com/board/9887782
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# I saw those last night
...and loved them, but sadly, I was nearly comatose from exhaustion, so I did not reply.

/run-on sentence master
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# nah, they're the capsule hotels
i wouldn't mind going in one of them, for a novelty
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:55, archived)
# That's what SHE said!
....aaand so on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)
# No good for love purposes.

a) no mini golf,
b) you'll burn your arse on the lightbulb.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)

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