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# yaaarrrrr!



alternate speed | previously
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(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# This is RAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# MY EYES...MY EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# very cool
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# alternate speed is less mind-fucky
excellent though!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# From a while back...


Oh +1 woo!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)
# this deserves more WOOs
and makes me want to drink a guiness
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:34, archived)
# that's a whole lot of excellent, right there! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 16:13, archived)
# that is fantastic
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(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 16:27, archived)
# These are fantastic :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Haha
This is fantastic *click*

*edit*
Looks like i typed almost the same thing as petehix above. What a coincidence
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Ace
!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Or alternatively, for Ttssattsr coz he's totally RAD! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# WINNAR
lol jkjk
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# LOLK! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Dude that bitch is so radcool he's positively YARDS from the hook.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Shit yeah!
I'm Gordon Brown, and no depth perception was my idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# eh and eh...
...(no wheels...how does that work?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Apple are so futuristic
they have already, secretly, mastered the Hover board technology invented by Back to the Future is association with Mattel!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I have one of those in the original box
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# You are Marty McFly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Marty fucked his mom.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# And she liked it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# BROYCCO HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! TAGGING! HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Keyboard Holocaust
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Is there meant to be a hidden message in there?
And where's the victim impaled on a spear?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I'm not sure I follow you...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I was thinking of Cannable holocaust
It's an infamous movie.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# One of the greatest movies ever made
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# ah i see.
not the most infamous holocaust though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Zombie Holocaust?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:32, archived)
# It's quality

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)
# is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I'm sure you'd remember
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Where is catnippppp these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# he was kidnapped
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Being anally probed by Lizard Aliens
whilst he was collecting evidence of Chemtrails
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)
# that's a normal Saturday night for him
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Wake up sheeple!





.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# ^
drbroonillustrations.com
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# *starts a diary*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# ay wut?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I always do a little chuckle at the German ctrl key in this.
*does a little chuckle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# wasn't Barry the little Chuckle?
you're 'doing' Barry Chuckle

Barry Does Barry

*head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# To me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# ^ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# this is brilliant.
ay wut? are you RISing, joe?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# 'fraid so, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I didn't think it was too tenuous...
Steve Jobs devotes his life to making things without any buttons... iphone, itouch, ipad.

That's the general idea of the joke.

I can feel it getting funnier the more I explain it, as is normal with jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Aaaaaaahhhhh!
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Coming VERY soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# haha
Thats him outside of his human sized robot suit
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Topical.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# I wish.
See below - I have little hope regarding the outcome of this.

I remember when David Kelly was offed topped himself, someone on a messageboard said "questions will be asked, the journalist will resign, and Tony Blair will be found to have had nothing to do with it at all ... "

That's pretty well what will happen here, I reckon.

EDIT: Your pic is absolutely WOO, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Personally I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Yeah thas about the size of it
the only comfort from all of this is that Iraq will stain Blair's reputation, and he will go to his grave knowing that most people thought he lied, no matter how much he reconciled events in his own mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I'm sure that keeps him awake at night
whilst he wanks over his millions of pounds he is now making
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# haha, you'd be suprised
nearly all politicians desperately want to be loved and proved right, Blair is probably very frustrated that people won't forgive him for lying because Iraq has calmed down now.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# This was always his problem though
he wanted EVERYONE to like him, and ended up with everyone hating him.

At least Thatcher didn't give a shit whether people liked her or nit

(wash my mouth out)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)
# hahahahahahah! bloody ace, that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Thanks Stevie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# That expression and neck...
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# ARF
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Sorry matey...
...belated b3taday for t' tuther day \O/ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:02, archived)
# You
Are a very silly man.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# SPANG
:D
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Chitty chitty spang spang more like
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha! good thinking batma- oh wait, you're his enemy. Good thinking riddler!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# The king of soups..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Blimey is he tall enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
#
Mercedes-Heinz-Benz!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# :D
*cluck*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# 'ello stranger!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# teeeeee heeeeeeeeee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I'm sure they can spoon this onto the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# No no no no no!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# was she any good?
she's been dead a while..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
#
Yep - those were the noises she made :-)
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# It has that?.....................*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# LOLS
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] better use for it
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# he is multi-tasking
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!
I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# nyom nyom
am I correct to assume that's a tiramisu?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Close!
It's a picture of a tiramisu. Stop licking the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Haha don't be such a pedant
my screen doesn't taste like tiramisu :(
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# *pulls*
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 16:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Lemurchain.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Gaaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# tosser!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# THEY ARE COMING AT ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# As the actress said to the synod.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# I would have to wiki "synod" to get this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# It's a whole bunch of priests.
A whole ... "school" if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:02, archived)
# The second one is definitely the leader.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# It feels
Like they are coming to get me :(
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Lemurtrain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# oh, i say
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Recursive lemure is recursive
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Bloody Lemurs!
When will it end?

*waits*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# ........they keep a-comin'
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Leeeeeemuuuur !!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# ...whoa............i will obey...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# haha waaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)
#


one from before, not mine, still awesome
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)
# i queen
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# she 'tweets' now
apparently

Nice to see she can do something for herself
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# i heard she screamed like a banshee
but i guess she's getting on a bit now
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Did I imagine seeing....
"Dibs on the corpse" in this thread?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Stuff the corgis!..............oh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I thought she was skinning up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hmmn..

I had total fail at drawing salt on the rim of the glass. Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Crushed
Ooo you little ninja ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# And maybe pale blue pixels dotted on the rim representing salt?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# yeah
i think this is the best option.
There is actually a path drawn for the salt, but it's white on white. I tried grey, but it just looked wrong and I couldn't figure out how to make an outline in photoshop7.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Cheers - damn typos.
That's what I get for hurrying!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Jellyfeesh in mah stripens drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)
# It's ok
most bartenders oversalt the rim to the point where the first mouthful is horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I shall claim that
it is a fully intentional oversight then!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# been looking up buckfast cocktails
White Rabbit

1 Bottle Buckfast Tonic Wine
1 Bottle vodka
1 Packet skittles
2 Spoons sugar

Take the Buckfast and Vodka and mix in a large bowl.
Then pour the mixture into 2 separate bottles.
Add at least 1 packet of skittles per bottle and top off with two table spoons of sugar.
Cap the bottle and shake until all the skittles have dissolved!

sounds f**kin' lethal
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Holy shit do want.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Christ, I'm not surprised at the name, I'd be in fucking Wonderland after that myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Got the Mrs a cocktails book and DVD for christmas
some of them are just epic, and my GOD the hangovers...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Wow - the gift that keeps on giving!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I know, I'm amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# had one called a jellybaby tasted like skittles
but kicked the head right off your shoulders :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# O_O
At Uni I used to make flavoured vodka by saving up Jolly Ranchers of specific flavours and then dissolving them in the vodka. Watermelon FTW as I recall...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Jesus!
When I was at college, we used to make shots of Sirop and ice-cold vodka. Nice sugar/alcohol buzz.

One of the bars around me does skittles vodka. They separate the skittles into colours and use them to flavour/colour the vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# ooh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# this seems to be a good method
mixthatdrink.com/skittles-vodka-tutorial/
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Which neighbourhood ned did you get that one from?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# haha on some website just google buckfast cocktails :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Ha. This would lead to that scene in Fear and Loathing, where Gonzo is in the bath, demanding that the radio be thrown in at the right point in the song...
www.videosift.com/video/Fear-and-Loarthing-in-Las-Vegas-Gonzo-in-the-Bath
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)
# love that scene :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Some elbow grease
Everything works better with some elbow grease.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Pracataaan
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)
# \o/
Clive James FTW
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# i do miss him
he was the only thing that made new years eve bearable
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Arf!
Great minds and all that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha!
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)
# oh ffs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
'salt on ass rim' ? You know what she's like...
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:02, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Tony Blair defends the Iraq War at the Chilcot Inquiry
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
# This made me chuckle
unlike the Inquiry feed which is making me sick
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Its really fucking depressing, isn't it?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# He'll get away with it
Nothing will change
And we will continue to go about our fat, warm, comfortable Western lives.
No one really gives a toss - now have some more beer, porn, and casual sex, and shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Well, you've convinced me.
Its so hard to stay depressed, isn't it?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I prefer to distract myself with shiny trinkets.
I have learned that there really is no point in trying to find out or focussing on the truth when it comes to the bigger matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# happy birthday rob
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue413/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# HAHAHA 1ST
LOL

SURPRISE!! er, hmm.

edit: Guilt approaching
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# 2nd!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# 3rd
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# 16th
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)
# 17/f/cali
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)
# PWHOAR
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# thx hun =]]]]]
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
# You and 50 million other interneters.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# ur so mean to me =[
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# 8th
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# happy birthday Adolf
YAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# 2nd?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# can someone tell me why the human race is so screwed?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# METEORS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# so this is why people abandon all logic and reason in order to be liked.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Precisely. Meteors got us under control, man. Telepathy and shit, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# HELLFIRE FROM ABOVE, MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# will a tinfoil hat help me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# No, only transuranic elements will help you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Don't listen! That's only what Ttss wants you to think!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:24, archived)
# This explains blonde ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# it seems to explain far to many people, to almost no end.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Logic and reason are overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# OH NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT PLEASE LIKE ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# it truly saddens me, but this is a surprisingly wise conclusion.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Maths and Physics.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# well the latter I can agree with.
Hello sushibunkins.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Hello Doner.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Because it refuses to accept the absolute irrelevence of life without the concept of a god or higher power of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# What's your fursona, Vagabond?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9836824
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Well fuck then okay fuck.
I'm a bear cat with snake arms and spoons for legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I'm Lemmy from Motorhead's head on top of Steve Irwin's body
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Shit you're like a superhero or some shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I've got fursonality
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# SURPRISE!!!!
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Early Friday
Joy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# happy birthday sir!...pffweeep! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Happy Birthday Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Hats off !! :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Hats off to the badgers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Is it REALLY your birthday?
REALLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:05, archived)
# no
but Dixon Bawls was posting that everyone should post "happy birthday rob" when I came on.

My Birthday is December.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)
# I thought I was being NICE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# As are all the best people in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
# HOLY CHRIST ROB'S THE HOLY CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# but you're like the queen
stinking of piss and do fuck all

you have 2 birthdays :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Happy Birthday, Robert Hillary Manuel.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# what?
*takes cake back*...good job I kept my receipt
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# 10th!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Woah. Killer yiffery on the cat news link.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Happy birthday!


It's mine on Sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Haha I saw that this morning.
It is 11 types of wrong. Well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# happy not birthday
some good links there, I usually forget to read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Happy Birthday Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# HBR
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Dearest Mediocre, I believe I may have designed something which may aid your portable meats.

www.b3ta.com/board/9894437
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Sausage trolley
sounds like it ought to be an item of underwear.

Also - have this. I think it shows a level of effort on my part commensurate with this week's compo subject.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Shitty challenge + shitty meme = ???
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Now we've been over this many taime. Henry is a great meme, and graces any image challenge in which he appears.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# taime? Wow. Pretty spectacular typo there. Keys aren't even remotely in the vicinity of each other.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Key vicinity validated. Typo noted and correct procedure enforced:
brary hedwands cbnbot tyoe kliokl uyr stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Speaker-microphone
Is this so it can talk to itself while it sits on the shelf at PCWorld, not being bought?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Or in the workshop waiting to have its smashed LCD screen replaced.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# No no no no no
It's Tall, Grande and Venti!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Sausages is not coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
nicely off your trolley
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I require a goat-rotation device
that looks a little bit like a penguin if you sort of blur your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.

My latest project: Free short story audio books -
A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# HA!
I am enjoying Floppity M.D.'s travels in China!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# it's a trap, Mr Tiddles, they're just trying to fatten you up!
ace work Mata!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# How lacist
:D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# arf!...do you have a desktop size picture of Mr.Floppity? :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I do, but I'm sure you don't want to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Was my first thought too!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Office guffaw
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# haha real lols :)
lo' sir
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# No, but I'll see what I can do about that.
Bit busy this weekend, but I can probably knock up a few sometime in the next week. Any preference of size?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)
# cool whenever you get time...cheers :)
1360 x 768 if you can tha'd be awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Beat it...
...unless you're not that way inclined


Click for bigger (127 kb)
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# He's dead you know.
/exclusive
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# WHAT!?
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Really?


Hello b3ta. Busy busy week. How are we, other than bitching about the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Whato Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Whato Whato!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)
# hey baz
you got it in a nutshell, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)
# By way of a complete non-sequitur...
Where on earth did the Hulk Hogan 'I found this I think it should win the compo' thing originate?

Also chuckling at unhappy hipsters, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I have no idea
i think Mr Horrible did it one week, for a particularly shit compo, and he just whips it out every week now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I thought some noob had posted a picture (not that one) with the subject "I found this, I think it should win the compo" and got flamed, ending in thread deletion
Horrible then took the piss by posting the Hulk Hogan image in the 911 compo with that subject line

I might be wrong though
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Ah.
The complex development process of b3ta memes...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:41, archived)
# pea
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Change the album name to smeg and win!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Bah, I should have done that way back then.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# IT LIVES

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# the last of the marauding summer iPad?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# sure why not
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# what the shit!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# "because i-bad,i-bad,you know it i-bad
catchy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Mugger proof ipad.
(leggobeast, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Fuck yeh
Imagine xtube on *that*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# arf......best headphones ever
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# As a teenager I used to lie on my bed with huge speakers either side of my head
You what?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I had FOUR !
...couldn't even SEE :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# You quadrophonic freak!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I tried the four speaker thing
all it meant was my dad told me to "turn that crap down" twice as often
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# arf
doubletrouble
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I like this
also, i think Steve is dead
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# ...i-hadnoticedthemilkbottlesoutsidehishousebuildingup :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] If you can read this...


Then you have a working pair of iEyes!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I bet Steve Jobs' taint smells of dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I don't know who to blame for this mess we're all in now.... Steve jobs for being Steve jobs, Fraiser for starting this bandwagon, or everyone who flaunts their apple gear as if iPods/pads/nanos/books etc are religious relics or artifacts....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I think the latter
I got an iPod as a Christmas gift and it is one of the worst mp3 players I have ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# blame the Babylonions
for inventing numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# They also invented Boney M, so they're not all bad
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# yes but they sacrificed all the members of Boney A up to Boney L
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Be fair though - they were all retarded gypsies.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# this is true
tp.hparcs.nl/eft050806_meeting/boney.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Daddy Cool
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# hair by Lego
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# haha true
Arms by Findus crispy pancakes
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# RIP :(
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# hahahaha, you bastard - proper office lollage....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hehe me too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Richard Ayoade AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
#
it's just shiny shit: simplified functionality in a rough tough case like some fucking fisher price radio, that's polished and sealed up to the max like a bar of robot soap, no wonder so many people slip over and end up with them up their arses
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I read "Obesity" and lost interest
I think I need an eye test
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# O be yst, evej obsas! Heisy ourgod.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# it was the evej part that made me turn my back on god
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# how dare you! Evej like you've never evejed before, heathen!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I evej
:(
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# EVEJ, EVEJ, EVEJ TO THE ALMIGHTY!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# "CAN I HEAR AN EVEJ, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS?"
*Evangelist preacher jazz hands*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Evej oh Heisy!
Obsas guide you, child!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Oh happy days
(oh happy days)

When Obsas walked!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# oooooh when my Obsas walked...
wait it's washed
WHEN OBSAS WASHED
he washed my ysts away!
Oh happy day
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:30, archived)
# It is washed. Why the hell did I type walked?!
Had you singing it though!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# ican'twaitfornextwednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# i-don't know about bandwagons being shit.....compo's are not far behind
i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i fuckin' i
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# if the repost is on
have a bit of my witless, imagination free, unoriginal iPost
(I helped save b3ta! SaltyDog really..?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# So shit I'm embarrased to post it, but had to get it out of my head:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# The iPad seriously has no built-in camera?
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# You'd think he could afford a belt
scruffy git
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Dude
His belt died of cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I think that's really inconsiderate of you.
My brother died that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Belt cancer, how awful.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I didn't give his belt cancer.
Why do you think I gave his belt cancer? Sometimes you can be cold-hearted Tsszsszsr.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# ^this^
You racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# me lacist?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:00, archived)

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