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# I didn't get this compo, did I?


and so to bed.*


* just remembered I had more wine. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Surely more apposite than opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I knew I was going wrong somewhere
Let's just say I'm the world's biggest U2 fan.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Now there's a dubious brown shadow if ever I saw one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:12, archived)
# I'm prepared to pretend.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Also
"National Geographic" WTF!?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# "The Bono Problem" in a nutshell.
Mon cher ombre brun, c'est la probleme entire, exactement.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Mais non!
Seulement pour la compo.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:25, archived)
# L'ironie n'est pas extensible a l'infini.
Which is ironic in itself, cos U2 snapped irony beyond repair the first time they tried to use it, in 1990.
And it was embarrassing even then, even to dim kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:29, archived)
# The irony is complete.
I have hated U2 since I was a kid. I am annoyed by people telling me something's "so wonderful". I heard it, I didn't like it much. I went back to my eighties reggae. They brow beat me. I just got less interested. You know how it goes. I quite like the stuff I liked then but I still hate U2.

The moral: Cunts are everywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Oh, no! You blinked.
Kudos, though, for cracking.

Your prize:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PgNsps7k30

(Apologies, it's been edited unkindly but I can't be arsed to do the proper delving. Best/worst guitar break ever recorded, sadly chopped out of this clip)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Oh come on.
who wouldn't find that, at least, amusing.

Compare
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDkBzkA9L4s
and contrast.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Still waiting for the Bonzos to load here with this dongle.
I'll give yr link a go after. *EDIT* Perhaps not.

Question, though: D'you like Sizzla?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Never heard of him
But the links G**gle provided sounded interesting. I'll listen some more.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:17, archived)
# "No Other Like Jah" was nearly 80s, maybe '92.
But my favourite from Jamaica since the 70s.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:19, archived)
# there's a compo (in the thames)?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:55, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9964394
www.b3ta.com/board/9964394
(for your convenience)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)
# I have some rum
I have no mixer
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Perfect breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Not even milk?
(And if you still have a hangover, it'll cure it neat)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:18, archived)
# :S milk
I have milk but I think it goes green or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:26, archived)
# Rum and chocolate milk is top
The alcohol may kill the green. :D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# you sound a bit like my
Vduck4
newly created friend here who looks remarkably similar to an earlier thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# certainly looks like a good ad for rum & chocolate milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:38, archived)
# hmm well i have some custard powder and im going to try
edit : yay im still alive... I dont know what curdle is but i think it didnt curdle
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Just say no!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# I'm waiting for it to curdle in my stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:43, archived)
# In the right circumstances,
that's a chat-up line in the James Bond class.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:52, archived)
# ahh
www.b3ta.com/board/9962654
the chance to use the same thing within the space of 24 hours
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:54, archived)
# :)
but only for the girls.

Edit: Not that I'm discounting boys who do that kind of thing, just that they don't fit into the Bond genre.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)
# ok now this is a bit contrived
Bond
edit : on second thinkings this no scan correct
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:09, archived)
# So it would seam.
(Sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:20, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:38, archived)
# rum is a mixer
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:26, archived)
# I have been working allong this theme
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:27, archived)
# True.
It's the cleaning products that really do the damage.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)
# so is urine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:44, archived)
# AND SO IS BLOOD. AND PAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:50, archived)
# GIMME A DOUBLE PAIN AND DESPAIR, ON THE ROCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)
# i already offered up that balloonman link.
if that isn't despair, then i am lost.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:03, archived)
# presented by george lucas, revisionary.

not a compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Calling all polar bear club members . . . come on in the waters fine !
I'm telling time out of school . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# i have limited star wars knowledge and none about the httm movie.
but i'm sure they're equally good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Me either but I'm sure that they are truly revisionary !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:45, archived)
# "Feelin' Hoth, Hoth, Hoth!"
"It's gettin' Hoth in here..."

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# yeah, it was an easy 'joke', but i have no shame.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:32, archived)
# revisionary lols
needs more bikini clad stormstoopers, click.
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:17, archived)
# sadly all my bikini-clad stormstoopers (?) are off doing the laundry or i'd have had them pose.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Use the faucets: Luke
-warm.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:17, archived)
# Now THIS is from a long, long time ago, in a galaxy, um, here
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:34, archived)
# CEILING CATHOLE!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:48, archived)
# The third frame had to go due to filesize,
and whatever came next is lost to memory fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:52, archived)
# tap into more of these jokes if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:35, archived)
# feigns ignorance:
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:48, archived)
# HOTH TIME IN THE OLD TOWN TONIGHT
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# speaking of heat....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhSD3hmpxa4
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:43, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:48, archived)
# What a rubber scrubber !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Cheers for the Pixies linx, Rapa.
I foolishly gave 'em a miss when they were in my town, reckoning they'd be depressingly unbothered about the whole thing. But they seem like they've got their tails up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:51, archived)
# THEY WERE ON FUCKING FIRE
and seemed to be genuinely enjoying themselves
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:55, archived)
# There's quite a fun 'Breeders On Tour' documentary on Youtube, in 4 or 5 parts. Or at least there was a year or two ago.
Smackheads knitting etc. Not fun at all in a way, but hey ho.

*EDIT* Nope, doesn't seem to be there any more. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:01, archived)
# and U2?
No. Don't answer that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:20, archived)
# yep on the DVDs his singing is kinda gutless but he gave it heaps on stage
 
HEAPS, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# i fail to understand what's going on here
but "hello" anyway
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:43, archived)
# hello.
i've inartfully melded one film precious to geek fanboys and one current waste of screentime. all in pursuit of cheap laughs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:47, archived)
# it was the second bit that confused me
a visit to rottentomatoes learned me otherwise. looks highly avoidable.

nice to see your knee on the popular page!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:53, archived)
# haha! i had no idea, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:57, archived)
[challenge entry] It was there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# That's wear it all ended . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Northumbria?
I've been. Very little's changed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Bosch Bosch shoom shoom wallop - DOSH!
(Soz, it's a formal requirement)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# And Breugel Breugel shroom shroom wallop - DOSH!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
# The Fleet Foxes covered that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Link?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# A cheap knock-off.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Christ, I thought you might smirk about it.
I didn't expect you to have a cheap knock-off over it.
Mind you, some of those wintry medieval Dutch peasant hunters are a tad sexeh, come to think of it.
Might knock one off meself now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)
# I had a smirk after.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
# so many apocalypses, so little time to enjoy them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Maybe an apocalypso should be written
to help you savour them.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# *looks through his warry belafonte albums*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Daylight gone...
FOREVER!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Warry Belafonte?
Good heavens, the world's an angry, hostile place these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)
# he's harry's asshole cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Ah.
Like Mario/Wario.

*nods sagely, showing deep geopolitical wisdom*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:58, archived)
# like bugs bunny and fugs bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Daffy Duck and Daffy Duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:10, archived)
# don't forget khadaffi duck
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Or Osamatee Sam

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)
# mickey moussolini?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# lobotomy mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Got it in one!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Best non-Disney character ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Play Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# oops
sorry for the timing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# It's OK . . . hat's off to you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)
# It's a tricky tune !
♫
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Shake it and skip the limbo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# go freebase!
soundtrack supplied.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaw !
Them folk know how to kick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# they're so ill-mannered.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Yeah but they sho nuff do drive safe !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Freebasus maximus!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Gettin' his act together !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)
# aghhhh hat on fire
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
# *throws bucket of oil*
oh whoops
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Everytime I see someone else with the same icon as me it makes me uneasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Yeah! You tell him
I wish there was a mega shark icon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# When are they going to do a new icon set nick?
I made some sports icons a while ago even though b3ta doesn't do sports and I want recognition.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# I dont know... when Rob needs some more money?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Look it's the ninth best one EVER!
www.b3ta.com/challenge/icon/popular/
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# MARIO MUSHROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# I like those. Subtly shaded (which might be the problem - are they greyscale?).
Tangy's "Supposed to be Death, didn't really work" might just be me favourite, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# I imagine so. I can't really remember though.
Just checked the football and that one is greyscale.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
# That and
pizza/vomit
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
# bah, no-one wanted my 45 insert icon so i no longer care.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# hey mr. ghost, yer hats on fire boy!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# oh noes :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# on FUCKING FIRE!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:27, archived)
# But I thought it was part of your look!
Are you blind? You idiot my hat was on fire!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaql3gsspBc
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Thanks . . . I needed a light !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# How is the hat staying... ghosts can't sustain a hat
The hat must be a ghost hat
Therefore it is not a fire hazard.

Risk assessment over.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
# I dunno...
...spirits can burn pretty well too
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# ahh-ahh, the hat is on fiii-re
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Nobody fart!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)
# ^ inserts cork ^
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# ^misreads completely
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 7:27, archived)
# Nice hat :D
(herman:D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Halo to you too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# arghh, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:52, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Hahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Oh God
It's too late to laugh this hard

Edit: a good reason to use this:
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhh
 
love the pattern render
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
# hahahah
herman you fucking nutter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Topple Heavy
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# mesmerising
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
# I can imagine Yoda spending three days with Obi-Wan on this exercise,
saying "Do or do not. There is no try."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Why is yoda talking about rugby?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Maybe he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Please
put all these in one thread, it'd be awesome
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# huzzah, lolchare video.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Too obvious?


Click for bigger (327 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# clever.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
# litteral
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# literal or littoral?
can't have both I'm afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# clitoral!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Although option c has gone to bed hence me posting on here.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)
# ha ha
my missus is snoring like a drain in bed next to me!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# At this point of the wine I mean a little of option a and a little of option b.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Yep!
www.b3ta.com/board/9954216

thirty four pages in this challenge already, that's a lot of film posters
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Dayshift love their film posters.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Dagnamit......
...and to top it off it's done better than mine too.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# pointless stuff ..
(spinoza, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# I like this.
It reminds me of something I can't quite place....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# the sketch style is sort of like
Bill Plympton

- that is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# nope. Pretty is never pointless.
and this is pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Nice lines. Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Though the CDC in the background has the balls in the wrong place
and could do with some magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
# This is very cool
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Cor
that's a bit lush. Gorgeous :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Finally, a proper space rocket at last.
At this rate, we'll be getting our jetpacks soon.
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(Testicles just for you, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Catch that Pigeon! Catch that Pigeon! Catch that Pigeon!
Oh, it's ok, I have a Chicken in the fridge.

The End.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# "Funky?"
It had Peter Ustinov in it, ffs!

(Whose virtues were many, but, y'know...)

Hardly your fault, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# hey up, whats this?


Click for bigger (455 kb)
Do you still beleive the media lies? dumpfkopfs
(knightowlthesecond Fuck you marxist scum, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Eh?
Looking back, I am guessing that you are a BNP supporter?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:11, archived)
# .

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# You perplex me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# tinypic removed my image earlier, it wasn't even porn
it was that charlies angels image from earlier, but the two girls where eating a sausage
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# That's what you get for using tinypic innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# yup
sometimes its handy, if i just want to use a throw away image, i don't like using the b3ta uploader because you can't upload an image for a reply, or can you?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Use b3tards.com
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
# well, you can
you can post as a new message, upload it, then cancel the message. your image is still uploaded.

otherwise i'd use b3tards rather than tinypic if i were you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# yeah, i use b3tards 99% of the time
my account is packed, they should really add that delete button
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# I does this.
New window or tab, New message, upload, copy image url...paste and rock and roll.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)
# when i used photobucket they deleted numerous pictures i had done
implying, and in some cases overtly stating that "BONO IS A CUNT"

This leads me to suspect that a clandestine organisation runs photobucket, which is involved in a worldwide cover-up of the patent fact that BONO IS A CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# fucking U2 fans...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# I think you have to like U2 if you only ever drink skimmed milk
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# oh fuck skimmed milk, bleaurgh
and U2 fuck, skimmed milk and U2 SHIT!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# haha
my point exactly
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
# i need a minute to recover
i just imagined opening the fridge in the morning and seeing only skimmed milk while 'Vertigo' by U2 plays on the radio.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Even Nelson Mandela intends to make this the central point of his speech at the World Cup opening ceremony.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Bono: Hi, Nelson, how you doing brother?
Nelson: I thought I told you to stop calling me Bono, I don't know you, and I'm not your brother. How the fuck did you get this number? Your bleeding heart empathy act is fine on stage, but you're a fucking vulgar hypocrit. I'm not one of your retard fans, fawning over your every word to do with the poor starving Africans. Go and take a flying fuck up yourself, mate.

Bono: Please give me attention. Hello, are you still there?

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
#
*by this point, Nelson's already on the phone to Julian Cope, having a proper old laff*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Is this about the BNP?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:11, archived)
# When will you get it ?
this isnt a place to show us something you found in the news, also bad photo quality, also not really that funny nor interesting
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# dumpfkopfs?
also, whut?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# He might have meant dummkopf. Misspelling a word for 'idiot' is not as funny as it might be.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)
# yes, I'd gathered that
I love it when people use spelling errors in a condescending manner. It makes me feel alive.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Morans!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Retarts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Idoit.
Oh, yeah. See what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# lol
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# inspired by dekionplexis
www.b3ta.com/board/8623260

EDIT: he has one of bennett from commando which is better
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:48, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Excellence.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Media lies? Mercury in soft drinks? CHEMTRAILS? GRASSY KNOLL?
BUILDING 7?

ILLUMINATI?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

/tinfoil hat



.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)
# MEDIA LIES
BNP DUZ NOT HATE BLACKS AND AZNZS DUMPFKOPFS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Elvis is working in the Pentagon
with Osama Bin Laden!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# motherfuck him and John Wayne
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Damn right sista!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# And Michael Jackson really loved children
No wait.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# WHEN WILL YOU WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
(Facebadger, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I bet the people who were inside doing the job felt a bit daft an hour later.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Is our children learning?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)
# It's a bit low poly, is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
# I have no idea what this is about*, so here's a wolf doing a sick.


(*I'm guessing that it's about the fact a non-white person is now a member of the BNP, but there's no joke or shoppery.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It funny if wolf do sick from mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow chunks all over you"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
# NOOOO
get the game away from me!
aaaah save me! dont let me relapse!
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Cataclysm's coming out this or next year.
Perfect time to get back into it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# YES
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Shaman in Ghost wolf form doing a quest in Shadowmoon Valley
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# I think you just proved your signature correct
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# So, just to clarify, the 'KnightOwl' got banned from the board for repeatedly failing to read the FAQ and posting borderline racist material
And here is Knightowlthesecond posting a non-shopped picture of a racist.
plus ca change...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# So safe to assume
He's an actual twat, not just someone to shout twat at.

Got it.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)
# twat!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Excellent


Click for bigger (207 kb)
(Mr P!nk I try to F1, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Toapy goodness
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Nice one baldy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
#
He has an uncanny similarity to Mr. Burns
(spinoza, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Eeeeeeexcelllent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# i was saying boo-urns.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Try this life-like rendering
done in some 3D program

Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Fuck that is special!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)
# wow, that guy is good
monomauve.deviantart.com/gallery/

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I come to these compos too late. Still....
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# hahah
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:43, archived)
# I was thinking of doing Rectomb raider but I think a porno might have beaten me to it
sorry for the TJ but does anyone know how long a ray tracing takes to render on a single frame?

I have been waiting almost an hour now and the progress bar has only moved 1%
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:44, archived)
# nvm my graphics driver just decided to quit and killed the whole process :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)
# probably about a hundred hours then
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# I guess a ray trace could take a second, or a million years, depending on how many objects in the scene and how many rays.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Ray Treacy (born 18 June 1946 in Dublin), is an Irish former professional footballer.
As a youth Treacy played with Home Farm F.C.. He made 5 first team appearances for West Bromwich Albion, scoring one goal, before joining Charlton Athletic in February 1968.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Get it . . . LOADED !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)
# *loading*
......................................................................................................................1%....................................................................................................................................................2%.................
Fucking BTinternet
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Sorry da6gd
Probs me... i can never suss how to optimize properly.

Though Broadband should load in 2-3 seconds.

Sorry if any dial-ups still exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# noooooo
Wasn't a dig at your filesize, perfectly reasonable. it was a feeble attempt at punnage on your "Tomb Loader" theme...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# haha nice
mummies used to scare the shit out of me on tomb raider
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# wouldn't mind raiding her tomb
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Arfles!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# hahaha
i find this most comical in both idea and execution.

Have some clicken.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, I took inspiration from that other one.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Who would like some grizzly cocks?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Not commenting on Mu's sardines post.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# :o :C
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Nothing personal
I'm just more of an tuna man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)
# who like dizzy would some rocks?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Step on a crack . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)
# THE KEY TO A SUCCESSFUL BUISNESS
 


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)
# METH IS HARD TO MAKE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# BUTTPROSTITUtES: the key to most successful businessess

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Whatever happened to Tahkcalb?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# his profile currently reads:
"Net at home is out. Gaz and I'll reply
soon as I can if anything important."

last on 23rd February though, that is quite a while
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/30810
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Bummer
Teh gayshifts misses him.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
# DURGZ

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# I want me some of those.
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
# muwahhhahhhahhhhhah fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I sneak this totally unrelated entry here?


not deserving of a new thread, I think...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhahh
 
you keep reminding me of films I need to see again
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# My wife likes Jeff Goldblum
but I kinda like Geena (in some roles...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# pffffffffffft!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Hi i work for polyfilla
i'm here to fill your crack
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# g'nite b3ta
you've cheerified my day today
Thank you one and all
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# night night fella

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Plagiarism!!!
Lol Only joking. :) Yours is better than mine.
(Testicles just for you, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Just a little drawing i'm working on at the moment
that i thought i would share with you lovely people

scanners busted so a shitty phone picture will have to suffice sorry.
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Yay zombies! :D

Yes, I realise he has disproportionately sized hands, forearms, shins and feet.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Yay for self-evisiration
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Please help! My organs are all falling out and everything!
Oh man! Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Haha
those are remarkably similar
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Nice Woo:D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Gut wrenching !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# You are a dog off 'That's Life'
AICMFPOS
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# ...i was quoting from dog soldiers
but now that you mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Zombie time!


edit: cheers ya all
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# That's very good that is.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Oh my godfuck.
This is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Holy crap!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Wow
That is all the aces!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:35, archived)
# :D D
ooOOOOOOHh! nice
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:39, archived)
# God that's good.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Your model looks a bit ill

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Is this what Americans are on about
when they talk about the right to bear arms?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Ready to go out clubin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
#
(spinoza, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] a lazy one
(stevenevermind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Small fish, small ego.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Does a dog have buddha nature?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# SMALL FISH SMALL EGO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:04, archived)
# This is one of the best things I've ever done. Watch as no one comments :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Can't be.
Unless there's a multicoloured dinosaur inside...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that last time the main comment was about the dude's head being a perfect circle.
Just saying is all
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Tuna are huge
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Sardines
IN BRINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)
# he looks like me
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# I don't know about you but this is one of the best things you've ever done.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# No comment.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# No reply.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# I replied to this, and then deleted it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
# : D lol
anything in brine is fine with me : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
# And Master Zhaozhou replied "STFU".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)
# For Sundaelunch the person not to nom on
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Oh, The_Fiend, as long as you insist on not using comic sans, you'll never be a real artist

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# I like the button in Deed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# it was meant to be a cherry
hence SUNDAE :O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# I thought
it was connect 1, the easier version of connect 4.
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# You'd get into cracking arguments over who went first.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)
# In that case . . . I like your thinking and the cherry button !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# so not a nipple then
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# What kind of nipples have you been looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:46, archived)
# CANDIED NIPPLES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Ooo
I thought it was a bubble gum.
vaguely remembers......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Great stuff fiendy
One of your best

(they're all good, but mine is the best)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# No mine!
You can actually read mine ^ ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# thankyou :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Ls"JinJoA"E
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# i think this is one of my favourite things about the wonderous tags
the decoding :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:56, archived)
# grats on the job
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# nice work
: D
ta again for mine... is ace : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Yours clearly doesn't say TITS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# T it's in there . . . very subliminally . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
# no problem
thankyou for gracing my eyes with your awesome animations
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Slutcheese?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Mmm B3ta Jam
Nom nom nom

Mango, I think (take equal volumes of granulated sugar and mango pulp (from a tin) and boil it until it dissolves and goes partially clear (compared to what it was), pour into your glazed b3ta moulds and then let it set).

Nom nom nom.

Something to spread on your Jacobs cream crackers whilst you sit in your underpants at four o'clock in the morning, cooking up witty posts on your computer with your favourite image processor.

I'm hungry now.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# That sounds like The Nyom To End All Nyoms
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Apparently:
Sainsburys used to order extra food in according to what Jamie Olivoil was going to be advertising so that it was ready for the imagination-free sheep that shop in the ready-made ethic department of Sainsburys instead of going into their local PakFoods and buying it off the shelf.

Will all of the mango pulp hae gone by tomorrow dinner time?

Maybe not.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# jam? that looks like a giant novelty bath for tubgirl
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Tubgirl?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:47, archived)
# bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:49, archived)
# So cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:57, archived)
# pour in the butter!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Painful and embarrassing
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
# I just, erm, fell over. Naked. And... yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Oh come on! Nothing to be embarassed about.
If a fly that big came in to their room, they know they'd try it too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)
# They're not called insex for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# on top of that
he seems to have a finger in his eye!
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# cronenberg's research process comes a cropper
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Of course,
any child would have to be called Brundlefly.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Just unzip it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Ahahaha

splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# : D
ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)
# I imagine it hurts the fly more.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Fortunate for you . . . it wasn't in your soup !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha
this makes perfect sense :D :D woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# nice stylings
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Hello, 911?
It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
(John Mad from Madcastle licking the bin lid of life, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Haha, woo
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Ta mister.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha
I'm loving these.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:38, archived)
# :-D
It's all in the scrolling!
(wasps Optic Cockles, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# here's a comic I made, it's not funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# *sings the title*
*to the theme of bankety blank*
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Quick thinkin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# I'm sure the last pic reminds me of something...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Vader's Helmet?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Jesus!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# The last panel is a clever narrative device.
The obscuring of what goes on represents the inevitable blindness from too much of that sort of thing. You have found a way of compressing the consequences of years of self-abusive behaviour into a rectangle.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
# yes far too much
of that sort of thing and not enough love and touching of sorts. I miss sorts. And touching.
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Snoopy never said that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably done but I'm too fucking lazy to check
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Odd enough !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)

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