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# oooo controversial!
The article is real, only the photos and caption have been changed...



Breeding - a good way to fuck up your carbon foot print!

original article here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7884138.stm
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Jade f'in goody
somebody hurry and kill her. I know she's dead but her chuffin' face pops up farrrrrrrrrr to often for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:18, archived)
# calm down pet
just let it go.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Ha! Love the quotes from the jounalist with 5 children
"Mrs Whitehouse ... queries whether larger families necessarily place a greater burden on the environment...Money is important so you don't buy ready-made meals. I cooked up cauldrons of soup"

What are you, a fuckwit? Your children will grow up (presumably) to be adults, who will then each consume their own portion of resources.

I wonder if there is a correlation between people with lots of children, and an inability to follow an argument to logical conclusions?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# every time you make a baby
god splits your brain in two so there prob is a correlation between breeders and the stupid.

*remembers film idiocracy*
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:26, archived)
# idiocracy is a bit crap really,
the whole argument of 'the poor and stupid are having more kids than the rich and the clever, WHAT COULD IT MEAN?" pissed me off because it came across as conceited intellectual snobbery.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# If there were only a few dozen people on the planet
fossil fuels would be useless due to the lack of coal, oil and gas companies, and our ability to solve environmental problems (caused by, say, volcanoes) would be close to zero. Therefore to some extent more people = more resources and fewer environmental problems.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)
# what
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# What I said, the words in it.
Jonathon Porritt doesn't consider that humans sometimes have good ideas and do useful stuff.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:49, archived)
# if there were only a few dozen people on the planet there would be no need to live in enviromentally dangerous areas.
we could all live in france, things would be lovely.

where do you get your reduction to 'only a few dozen'?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Just considering the edge cases, you know.
Trying to prove that humans are at least some good. With no humans at all there would be no concept of good, which makes that particular case awkward.

There were major volcanic events at the end of the Triassic and at the end of the Cretaceous period, there's no particular reason why such a thing couldn't happen again if, say, Yellowstone erupts. If there were a million of us we might be able to cooperate to come up with some kind of shelter from a hostile atmosphere; if there were hundreds of billions we might be able to actually fix it; if there were only 42 of us, we'd be fucked.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:57, archived)
# That seems a bit tautological then, if there were no humans to assess the good then there wouldn't be any assessment of the good?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:01, archived)
# That's why I didn't consider that case, because it's silly.
...actually there should probably be such a thing as good even in the absence of humans, if our concept is at all objective and based on any general principles, but this is a bit beside the point.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# what if there were only 3 billion humans
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Hard to say, hard to say.
I'd be more comfortable with a few more around, for added security, but it's a tough one to call and opinions differ.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Every parent will rejoice at the thought of david cameron having a baby?
Most of the parents I know couldnt give two shits
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# I agree
I am a parent (of one only) and I am outraged, appalled, dismayed and am sure that my house value has gone down upon hearing the news.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:25, archived)
# selfish cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# this was pretty much my response when I heard the news
there's very little less responsible than having more than two kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# made a quick silly sketch type thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# shoooooes
nice
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# hehehe
ta :D just something silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# When the going gets tough . . . the tough go ZOMBIE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:59, archived)
# as it should be
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Its Zombie Fasion Week soon
with bargains you can give your left arm for =)
I did a quick doodlings last night too
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:12, archived)
# damn me and my inability to speel
;) thats ace btw - how long did it take?? more then the 10 mins this took i'll bet! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)
# about 30 mins
give or take making a brew =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:21, archived)
# you're too damn good!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)
# zombies rock!
and statistically zombie outbreaks are more likely to happen than vampires* when you take into account chemical warfare.




*may not be true

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:18, archived)
# this is very true!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Creepy Weepy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# i love the original painting of this
but this has just made it 100% more awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# woo!
liking this
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Nicely done.
Royston homaged this beautifully in Private Eye a while back too.

(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Awesome!
Green women = yes.
(Meagrom, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)
# You Kirk you.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Available for children's parties


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# *books for bar mitzvah*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:26, archived)
# haha
take that you paper mache' cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Pinhead yata yata yata !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# I'd like to hire one of your piñata pressers please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Time for change ya little shits!
Vote Tory or you're next!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Little did he know it was filled with dogshit
as a cunning reinvention of the bag-of-flaming-shit trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
# David Cameron?
He's a real menace to children.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Everyone loves Boy Tory!

Cheers to Ninj for the inspiration.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# The tories are back in town
It's not winning, it's voting with style!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Very good
"There's a snake in my cabinet"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Red Arrows pilot ejects after crash :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic news.aol.co.uk/red-arrows-pilot-ejects-after-crash/article/20100323101605951088387?icid=main
(herman:D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I think the trick is to eject before the crash
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:15, archived)
# I think the trick is not to crash
(waxdart hello., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# No, no, no. The thing is to eject *and* not to crash

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:51, archived)
#
Tell that to Q out of the Bond films.

Bloody typical, all that hype about the millennium bug and the only thing that crashes is Desmond Llewelyn (printed in Viz a few years ago)
(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# I believe the correct piece of internet vernacular is EPIC WIN!
With a side order of :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)
# hehe
I'll have that to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
# You want fries with that?
/force of habit
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Only the curly ones!
With BBQ sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Mmm curly fries...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# top shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# cheers
They're actually Cheek-twins, which made it easy
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# yup
BOTH PUPPETS AND ALL


*satires*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Dosey Doe !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# hahaha
I bet you could do some of the other characters too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# *sends to tabloids*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Massif click* and *shucks* (blushes)

:D

WOO and oodles of YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Thanks and thanks again
To the one and only Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Bless you!
*Grins and a little bit of wee comes out*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Gah! He's making me ill.
Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)
# He has that ability
thanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# very good :D
would have been perfect for Films in Reverse Compo but meh
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)
#
I've never realised how much David Cameron and Piers Morgan look alike!
(I helped save b3ta! jaymz, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)
# HELLO!



(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# O HAI 8D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# :U rawr!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Alarming !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# she's organic :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# SWEET !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Hi! You look happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# that's all of the cuteness :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# this is a marvelous mental :D
top draws :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Nice :D
(herman:D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# oh hai, am it fruit tiem?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)
# 'salwayd fruit time :D some times it's veg time too

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)
# bruce forsyth in vegetable form
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# lolitics!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
that is all
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Mug Shots
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely sir!!!

:)

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# hahah nicely done
*predicts stealage*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Yes
Bastards
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Humm somebody gaz Freebs and let him know that BBDO's jacked his account...
no hang on that wouldn't work would it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
very good.

topical, like a skin cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
Nice fontage too!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Very good bilbo
They sure are!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Out To Stud
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Top sponging!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Still waiting for the chicken . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# It's a looker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# That source pic got all sorts of silliness done to it that day... :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
# ha ha The fabled, "Disco-knobbing-stud-horse" of Windy Gyle.
strikes again...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)
# He's got the fever . . . she's in heat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Equine disco inferno!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Stampede at the stables on Saturday night !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# There was actually a Disco Horse track wasn't there?
Thinly veiled heroin reference...
It was on a Soulwax mash...

Edit Score! Wonderfully silly.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# DJ Weight Problem ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Quality DJ moniker :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# The fever's catching on !
Horse Trax
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# lol :D
(herman:D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Mere horseplay !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Tuesdays, eh?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# powerwank!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# bashing the bellend against the underside of the table is not as fun as it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Your pioneering research in this field is cruelly underrated...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)
# There are two types of people in the World:
Those who get the doughnut and those who hate Tuesdays.

Which are you?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# The one who gets the most fun out of it
:D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
# A Wednesday man, eh?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)
# That is a day off for me
Do whatever I want :)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)
# if this a Fresh Water Mole survey?
or is it based on some sort of advert on britidge tellervisions?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Just me being nosey....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# CASH YOUR GOLD, BECAUSE WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Doughnut
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Doughnut centres !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)
# when I used to read whizzer and chips comic
(about a billion years ago) Jack Oliver wanted to abolish tuesdays as he said they were useless. Monday you'd just had the weekend, weds was halfway through the week, thurs is nearly the weekend and friday/sat/sun was the weekend.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Edward_Oliver

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# I remember him
There was always a little arrow inside a big arrow, pointing the other way in his strips, as well as the "Abolish Tuesdays" sign

he was brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
# The man's a genius!
I had cut out all his strips from Disc and later Record Mirror and kept them in a scrapbook. I also won one of his coveted Plastic Warthogs for having some jokes reproduced in artform in his Record Mirror column *smug pride*

Edited: Oh glory I just read the Wiki article I had no idea he had made it to Wiki and even less of an idea he had passed on :( A huge part of my teenage years he was.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# I think I hate Tuesdays
:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# excellently animated as always sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Oh noes!
That makes me sads. I don't get the doughnut any day. But all people not on strict diets should get doughnuts every Tuesday.

Where's Tribs when you need him? He's minister for cake they need to lodge a complaint with him.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Mind your table manners . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Superb as per...

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Poor Cho..
He didnt get the dougnut.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Cookies!
He got chocolate chip cookies!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# hen will politicians learn to be careful of where they stand?


Too lazy to de-getty-ise it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# It adds a nice layer of authenticity
:D

also
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# haha
Bottom left, sucking on a Werther's original
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
# lies! its clearly a Sherbert Pip
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Sherbert pips, haha forgot about those
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Second from left, bottom row : thinking about a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)
# why is he looking at a picture of your dog?
Next to the bloke who has done a guff is Annie Lennox (from the past) looking very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:15, archived)
# She must be talking to a ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# haha
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha
prop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
# multiples of 6...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# They're all hypnotised
by the amazing fingerwork Mr C is displaying. Except SmugBloke who is looking for his croissant silently suspecting Mr C of having snaffled it at brunch time.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Also
Ryan Giggs appears to have his eye on Smug, he's got his number.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# They certainly are..
What a humourless, heartless bunch of cnuts they are

nice one WaBo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
# You haven't 'shopped anything
to the FAQ with you!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# In the old days no one minded pictures of cunts
etc etc so on and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I remember when this was all empty grey and slightly lighter grey alternating spaces
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)
# i think he's just being honest
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# A little more to the right...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
# CHECK OUT MY BLOG
conferencepear.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:26, archived)
# WILL THEY NEVER LEARN!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yep.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] One I did yeeeeeeeears ago


Click for bigger (58 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# It appears to have died of old age.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Now I see him while I toss coins into his cup !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Rah!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] is it art?


edit: it's his birthday on April 8th so almost topical....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Is that the American Pie Dad?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# jewlols
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I suppose if you need to insult one religion
it should be Buddhism - it's not like they're gonna beat you up....

(remembers quote from mock the week about them setting fire to themselves or something...)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just sneak this in here

Not new threadworthy :)
(Virulent, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# *insert some skater dude speak*
:D

God is a duuuuuuude!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# is it teh beattie?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
#

And a pic I did for someone's birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# The adventures of Vanity Thorn
And Stoker, the author wonder!
Nice to see Vanity getting up to something besides sit around and be a supporting character.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Jaaaack?
Like the other pic too

EDIT - *re-reads* ah no. Not Jack. Got hopes up excessively...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# *yiff gifs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# yiff yiff grrrrrr meow meow
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Pom Poko!
the only Studio Ghibli movie I regretted showing my elderly mother without watching it myself first.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
# haha
my mum loved it. the slaaag
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Pom Poko!
Greatest use of animated testicles in a children's cartoon


I can do that with mine too. Handy for public transport
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Haha. Seen that.
Teabagging? Hippo-bagging more like...

Could we have a Venn diagram to show that all Miyazaki films are great, as are some other Ghibli, but not all Ghibli are great, and some are just downright weird. I can't quite picture it...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Charlie says
always tell your mummy where you are going
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Ooh! Now, she might...
Oh, wait, go and watch El Orfanato. Wouldn't want to spoil the best horror I've seen in yonks...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# TBH I think the cellar/possessed house theme is far from limiting in terms of storyline potential.
I just hope nothing sexy happens.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# heh
I watched this: www.imdb.com/title/tt0790686/ last night, it was bad

but not as bad as this: www.imdb.com/title/tt0845955/ which I also watched last night
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# generic horror movies are the pits
ugh

EDIT: though not as much as comedys such as harold and kumar, etc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Agreed. Very poor. I would like to have smashed one of the mirrors...
.. over the producers head
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# i've seen the orphanage which sounds like an english language remake
it very entertaining that she doesn't put 2 and 2 together for a year. silly bint deserved the ending
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Isn't it the English title on the subtitled Spanish film? I think that's probably what I saw too.
Still dead spooky, even if she was so daft she deserved it.
"I'm dropping sea-shells so the mysterious invisible boy I met can follow us home". "No, don't do that". Film ends, everybody happy... (Kid still carks it).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# yup, turns out i remembered it in a completely different language
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Now that's spooky.
\#/

^-- runnning away version of \o/
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)
# i thought it was "ran into a waffle iron"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)
# You might be right. I was thinking, mullet, from the back.
What's 'sackcloth bag over head with scary face'?
|\∩/|
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Scary!
:o
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# In the forth picture...
is that her t-shirt or a really pert nipple?

*Fwaps a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Busy girl
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Nowhere near big enough
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# an exhibition space
as cavernous as her clunge.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# arf!
"all the blokes who slept with me and regretted it"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# my ex had her name on the inside of that tent
it just meant "slept with" rather than "had sex with"

/pedants' corner blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# yes, that's what she told you
so that you didn't burn her for being unclean.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# You don't burn lezzers you fool!
Not anymore anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# you 'anit from round these parts stranger
i suggest you keep walking to the next town.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# you just grill them with a garlic & peri-peri rub
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Are lezzers flammable anyway?
I imagine a certain amount of dampness involved with that lifestyle.

Question I have asked lez friends in the past that has never been answered.
"If women are capable of multiple orgasms, how do you guys know when to stop?"
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# when it's time for Top Gear
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# "lifestyle"
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Not sure I would have cared either way tbh
just trying to alleviate a popular misconception
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I always thought
that was an integral part of the artwork; the ambiguity of the word "slept" as Tracey Emin in her introductions to the work emphasised that with some of the people named no actual "sleeping" was done while with some actual sleeping was the only thing done.

I believe the original of this artwork is no longer in existence (being lost in a warehouse fire some years ago) and despite many requests she has no desire to replicate it.

Say what you like about Emin (and many do) if she was in it for the money she could earn a small fortune just licensing copies of this work for private buyers.

/art lecturer blog
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# That's all exactly right
The ex knew her from ages back and they had shared a bed a couple of times so Emin put her name in the tent. I was going out with her when the warehouse fire happened, which is how I got to hear about it.

She was a top lass, she also knew Bob Mortimer (which impressed me more than Emin, obviously).
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Well, naturally. That truly is impressive.
naturally. That truly is impressive.I don't get to meet/know any famous people I just try to earn a bit of pocket money talking about their works from time to time. Like the old adage "if you can't do it teach it" only even worse - "if you can't do it or teach it talk about it as if you know about it".
wuffle the mediocre bunny

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# My mate once nearly saw Tom Jones's shoe in a bar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Yep.
That's about as far as I get too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha
I bet George Lucas would love these
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# hahahaha okay this is the best one
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Use the fibre Luke.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I love you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# And she didn't even wash her hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# "wash her hands"??
If you watch the original video, she didn't even finish letting the log drop before pulling up her knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# She may as well of shit herself then.....
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Marginally less self respect loss, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Judging by the vid, she had a hell of a Kling-on anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# "have" shit
If you're going to shit yourself, be grammatically correct about it
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Apologies, Local dialect sneaking in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Not really
It's still "have", even if it's pronounced "'ov'"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I'll wipe the slate clean and promise to shit myself properly next time
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# \o/ Hurrah!
Make it a creamy one, with plenty of aroma
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I'm off to get the Custard Creams!!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# oh sweet jesus
does he actually poop a bit in the source vid?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# 2 logs
1 hit the road, the 2nd was collected in the gusset for sitting on public transport
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Nanny Poo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1e8G_7KEko
(herman:D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# ..................
FUCK!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh!!!
fuck, wish I hadn't seen that now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# cannot be unseen
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# notice the little shake at 10 secs
bit of a clanger
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Bitch won the bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Sweet shuddering Jesus!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Good lord!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# shitting Ada
literally
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# HAHAHA....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# he's using the force in the wrong direction to the way the poop goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# not if he's on the other side of the street
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Wearing Harry Potter's cloak of perversion?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# but then that's just bad film making
as you cannot see him in the long shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# He is just out of shot to the left, along with the boom operator
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# She was forced to log out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# bwuauahah
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# What would you do if you stumbled..
...upon this street scene? Offer help?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# I'd ask her at what point in her life did she turn into a filthy cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I would wait for the strain, ask her for directions and see her reaction
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I'd run over and judge her stool, then begin to give her diet advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# What, like, "stop eating big sticky stools" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# i think i'd wait till she finished and then ask her if she was alright
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I don't think you need to ask her that......
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# no youre probably right
i'd just wait till she finished
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
#
If you booted her up the arse she would fall through her zimmer.

you would have shit on your shoe though
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# 'ningles all. How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# How surprising!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Where's source movie from?
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Ooh, I just know that something good is gonna happen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# U-U-Utah Saints!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# ah, the Utah Saints
they played at my University Graduates' Ball (er, in 1993) - I remember stagediving

the stage was about 5 inches high
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# They regularly show up at Beatherder
But generally as DJs rather than playing...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Extreme surprise!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Yay Gul Dukat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Larry Grayson?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# very much yes to this
it happens all the frikin time and no one says a blinkin word
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Woah. How did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# morphic resonance
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# There's a glitch in the matrix
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Silly Ghostie.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Choco Ramirez: Pilot: Air Force Juan
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Would this happen in a million years?
Hispanic president I mean?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# isn't Hugo Chavez president?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# in a million years time
there will be no more black, white or hispanic. We'll all be one race thanks to inter-breeding. Well, actually we'll all be dead as the sun will die in about 100,000 years.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# we'll all be that weird sludge colour Jordan paints herself with
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# We'll all die horribly in a solarstorm-asteroid-poleshift-earthquake incident in 2012 anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# ah well, we'd never have been ready for the Olympics anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Ashes to ashes, funk to funky...


Click for bigger (99 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
#


Oooops left the search terms in

Fixed :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha
I will watch the SamCamScanCam, whilst eating ham. With me mam.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Ham and jam
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Dog eggs and spam.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I will watch the SamCamScanCam
covered in jam in a pram in 'Nam. If only she'd used a diaphragm.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# or worn her jim jams
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# when she ran and ran to kill a man in vietnam
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# when I went to Sri Lanka
we visited a place called OonaWatoona. We wanted to eat a tuna bhuna there, preferably with an arsenal fan (gooner).
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Pump up the jam while I ram this clam up your dam

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# SPAM!
also, Baby Kelly 7 weeks looks like Gonzo the Muppet peeking from inside a pillar box
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
We've got our first scan coming up in a couple of weeks can't wait....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# *votes for Mole*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# More credible than most...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# a cynical attempt to get more clicks
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Did you click?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I deliberately spoilt my click in protest
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Waits for the faked sonargram exclusive in tomorrows paper - SamCamScanCamScam
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# I'll wait for it to arrive by email
SamCam ScanCam Scam Spam.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Gah!
*mops*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# but it will be of terrible quality
SamCamScanCamScamSpamSham
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# *posts links to this to tens of thousands of random email addresses*
SamCamScanCamScamSpam
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# *something about Jaap Stam*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# A big Dutchman?
Get past him if you feckin' can
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# there's only one way to beat him
get round the back
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# "We asked our computer boffins to come up with what baby Cameron may look like"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# hahah 'boffins'
we ought to refer to Sun journalists as 'made-up-news boffins' in that case
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# "factsmiths"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# "Using a mixture of extrapolation, wizardry and science we came up with this:"

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Needs more Charles Kennedy features!
No idea - he just strikes me as the type!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I spent ages painting this...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# And I've synchro-posted you with something I must have spent a good 11 seconds on.
A thousand pardons.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# no prob.....*starts another* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Haha, that works pretty well

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:) *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# oooooh
:D
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# hypnotic
marvellous stuff
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Fantastic!
Not enough of your stuff gets fp'd.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Most excellent.
Most
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Thank goodness you didn't run out of paint !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)

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