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[challenge entry] Labour evoking the spirit of the blitz
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# smashin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# hahah brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I maded one of these (my first one)


edit (apple ogies for threadjack)
edit 2 *click*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# everything's* funnier with football
*not everything
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
#
everything nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Ha ha Silly footballer
legs should not interweave....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# David Dunns
Finest moment.
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# What?
I thought he was great in 'Unbreakable'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Cracking.
(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Bloody brilliant!!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# oh fuck, that's a bit good that is
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# *Salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# THIS
Needs to go directly to the front page, not passing go.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Oh, that's a *click* for you....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# That's fucking woo.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Big Fight!!!


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(FunnyMan, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# erm ?
almost as funny as this one 13gb.com/pictures/116/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# ?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# this is wrong on oh so very many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Oh my.
So THIS is how bad things can get.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Your name doesnt do you justice.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# What is it, cunt's half hour?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# *waves*

pull up a seat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Great 'shopping there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Which posting-a-picture-you-found-on-the-internet algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Did you know about Moorlands Cheesemakers
Moorlands aim to be the premium supplier of cheese making kits, equipment, advice and support for individuals who care where their food comes from, what it contains and how it can benefit their health.

Our cheese making kits make excellent unusual Christmas and birthday presents, becoming very popular as the perfect wedding gift too, being practical, exciting and very rewarding.

*If you are stuck for something to do with the children during the Easter holidays, why not have a go at making some cheese. Perhaps they could invent a whole new flavour and send a sample into us*

Moorlands are proud to be supplying a large number of hotels, restaurants and delicatessens who wish to offer a selection of home made cheeses on their cheese boards.

Food technology centres, universities, schools and colleges order cheese making equipment on a regular basis, to use in food technology lectures, experiments and trials.

In 2001 Moorlands was brought down from Scotland in the back of a transit van to Somerset, where it continues to grow providing products to over 30 countries.

Shopping direct online is increasingly seen as the 'Greener' way to go, having a much lower carbon footprint than conventional retail shopping, so its very important to us you find our web site straight forward and easy to use and enjoy your visit. If not please let us know [email protected] , telephone 01963350634 or write to us at Moorlands Cheesemakers, Lorien House, South Street, Castle Cary, Somerset. BA7 7ES
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I grew up down the road from Castle Cary.
If these bastards are seriously suggesting that parents turn their kids into cheese over the Easter holidays then I'm best off out of it.

Outrageous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Hey, where did the links chappy go?deleted thread?????
I was going to zap him with my incredibly useful image that I just put together and then he fucks off.

tosser.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Oh, the irony.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Oh dear and all your hard work of putting a red circle on a picture is gone to waste.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Only took a few seconds - took longer to find that I didn't have such an image.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# thanks for sharing it then, really adds to the wonderful atmosphere of the board.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Might as well jack here
I just tried to download the PDF of the Tory manifesto from the beeb, only to get the message "This file is damaged and cannot be repaired".

Quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha the irony!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# surely, that should read; 'This party is damaged and cannot be repaired'
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Well, thanks for posting anyway, it's not like we don't have enough threads
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Shall I start a new thread for mine too?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# your mother likes it...
probably more than me being balls deep in her cack-pipe with no lube
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# plus I'm pumelling her in the kidneys with a knuckle duster
the dorty who-ah!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I'm now ramming my fingers down her throat and the resulting convulsions are sending nice sensations down my meat-stick
your dad, crying in the corner and stroking his useless cock is a bit off-putting though... can you text him and get him to stop cranking?!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# oops... there goes her pelvis
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# in fact, this perfectly proves my point that the bulk of smart-arsed "nazis" on here are just as fucking clueless as the spastics they're trying to ridicule
just because it's the done thing to be a cunt, doesn't mean it's a good idea
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# .... Legend of Zelda reference....
.... mindful cheeriness in face of miserable nazi....
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Yeeeees.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Deleted thread
here :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Most generous of you.
Why would I want that?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Coz you're spekkle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# "Argh! A bee!"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha

The aftermath - www.b3tards.com/u/ec17a9a58d8c6c7062cd/bee4!.gif
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Office LOL's plus wet monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# this is superb
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# OMG BEE RAEP
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Bee-52 Bummer
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha beeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# In the bee hind.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# i wish he's beehive himself!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# haha i fucking love these :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# John Cleese FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Marvellous!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I feel a bit of a fraud because all it is is joining 2 gifs together and resizing
But they're bloody funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# This probably why they leave me cold
/miserable shit blog
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# They grow on you
like a fungus...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Stop pointing at my feet!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# It's the joke that counts!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?


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(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Not in the last 5 mins
That quiff is Reuters-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Face by Maybelline, hair by Reuters
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10001623
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Yours is better bar bar :(
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# meh!
I don't actually think you can tell who it is on mine
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Bar bar?
Hum bar bar?
Hum bar bar?
Bar Bar hum Bar Bar?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt6Co7EMNCU
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Angus Deayton v ClanSoul.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Hahah Angus Deayton :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] first draft


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(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# anyone actually read the manifesto yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Read the what now?
Do you mean the "This is what they want to hear fairy tale book"?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Shush - the telly's on.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Homes Under the Hammer?
I loves that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I can't wait for Eamonn Holmes Under MC Hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# You can't touch this... pie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I liked the film better

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I'm a little busy presently.
rubbing shit in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# You're not supposed to read it!
Jesus Christ on a bike, if people read manifestos, they'd actualy be taking responsibility for the future of the country instead of blindly putting a tick in the box next to the party their parents voted for. That'd bugger up the whole status quo, and then where would we be?

People might start asking questions. That's where. Before you know it, they'd want to know why their democraticaly elected representatives weren't representing them at all, and toeing the party line instead.

Then they might start wondering why they needed representing at all, and why they couldn't vote on major issues of the day themselves, given how easy it is to organise with the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# and then
if you vote for them, you're implicitly agreeing with *everything* in the manifesto - "Well, the public voted for it so we must do it"

such a lot of fuss over a little cross in a box

we should all just have marshmallows instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# It's not like they'll stick to it anyway
How long did it take Labour to introduce tuition fees after explicitly promising they wouldn't in their 1997 manifesto? A year? Two?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# *ahem*
How about re-nationalising the fucking Railways!!!!!!
From 1997 as well...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# oh yeah
still waiting for that one

the snivelling lying fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# I like the sound of that.
We should replace the title format for MP's with it.

Going from:
The Right Honourable Fred Fredderson, Member of Parliament

To:
Fred Fredderson the Snivelling Lying Fucking Cunt

Everybody would know where they stood, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Even the media don't read them, really
How else to explain no mention of the Broadband goof in ANY of the mass media outlets.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# because computers are for geeks
not the public
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# ...fees start at £31,000 for boarders
(chriky, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# What?
Not the collies?!


'ningles b3tards.

Just had to get rid of a very creapy guest. Seemed to think that it was perfectly acceptable for him to follow female guests to their rooms, knock on their doors and ask them to have sex with him.

He was genuinely surprised and appauled that myself and guests took exception to this.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# you should dress up as a laydee for him
that'd shit him right up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# this.
Then start following him around and insist that he have sex with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
I literally had to be on his case for an hour after check out time to get. Each time he said he was going, I even had to take his laptop off the network.
When he finally vacated the room an hour after he was meant to he though it would be fine to stick around to have a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# and that's your job, isn't it Ghostie?
Sorry, too harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# hell yeah:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Sorry about that
I'll use rohypnol next time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# AND I WUDDUV FUCKD DEM FRIGID BITCHES IF IT WASN 4 U MEDDLIN KID
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# It's not his fault you're place is full of lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I think it is
They weren't when they arrived:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Well at least he asks!!!!!!!11!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# It's not rape if you shout, 'surprise!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# It's not rape if you kill them afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# *guilty office LOLS"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just add this here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Haha
best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# :D
Excellent.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I loled
(chriky, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# it's tragic because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha....brilliant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# hahahaha...
Brilliant!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# WIN.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# And it's not my fault!
I was 17 at the last election, therefore I still absolve myself of all blame for another month.

It was you lot, you horrible oiks.
I hope you all feel ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)
# On the Money
and winner,
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# bonjour


(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Hey hey hey it's a Sunshine Elephant yay!
hehe morning Sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# good
morning
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Happy B3taday also
You're on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Candles!
Congrats an' ting!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# You have been here for a long while!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# b3rthday!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Hehe and Happy Day!
can share this www.b3ta.com/board/10002175 that I did last night.
Monday night isn't the best time for stuff to get seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I saw it
*watches*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# *clocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# *speed of sound*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaappy candaaaaaaaaaaaaallss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehehe
and candles!!!!!!

I just noticed I'm a week away from my Fifth candle... fucking hell

EDIT: no idea where this was going, but I think i better leave it now

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I think it was going somewhere deeply suspect...
*backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# It's suppossed to be bullying
But it looks more like a kids remake of Women in Love
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# That was what I was 'getting'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# You wouldn't like them when they're angry!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Poor Boris :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Happy candle day
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# It was his singing voice that won her over.

apols for Q&Dness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Why does someone always delete a thread just after I've replied to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I don't know, Why does someone always delete a thread just after you've replied to it?
Oh, sorry - you weren't asking in a 'knock knock' kind of way.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# An Englishman, a Scotchman and an Irishman walk into a bar
The barman says "what is this, some kind of joke?"

:D

I love that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# A horse walks into a bar and says to the barman 'WHY HAVE I GOT A LONG FACE?'
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# A man walks into a bar and says "CLANG"
It was an iron bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Q. Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A. Because he's blind?

No, because he's black.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Bwahahaha!*
A white horse goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman pours his beer, and to make conversation says "Funny you should ask for a beer and not the whiskey named after you!"

And the horse replies "Really, I've never heard of a whiskey called Harold..."


*I feel very bad for laughing so much at that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Harold Single Malt.
The smooth equine Scotch, mashed through a horse's mane at our distillery under Becher's Brook since 1877.
Despite the fact that Becher's Brook is in Liverpool, not Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# From the Wikipedia entry, eh?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Drumkit falls down a man hole.
buh-dum-dum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# nice one, Tom.
Oddly /ac!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# for shame...ps
What do you get if you cross a blackman and an octopus?
Nout much, but by fuck he can't arf pick cotton....

*slightly racist 'nings to you all....*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Shaftopus.
Damn straight x 8.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Two fucks walk into a bar and get the fuck racisted out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# This, I like.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# A polar bear walks into a bar and the barman says
YOU'VE GOT MASSIVE PAWS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# You've been watching Dave.
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I meant the TV channel,
not that strange chap who hangs around the bus stops of Archway most weekends, frightening the children.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# My name's not Dave, dammit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# It's your 'weekend name'
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# My favourite has always been
What's brown and sticky.


A stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.

SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I'm going to try and remember that one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Labour's manifesto?
LOLITICS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Oh, superb!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# What's pink and hard?
A pig with a flick-knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# *approves*

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Reggie Kray?
Or is it Ronnie, I forget? Definitely one of them, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
#
A stick anal sex
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# .
Do you reply to it with boobies?
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Not usually
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Careful now...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# arf and woo
and
MaxShanly is cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Me likey...
...me *clicky* :D

Top o' the Morning to you sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Aye Up, Ninj!
May I offer you an cup of freshly brewed coffee?
There are biscuits as well....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# You may sir, bisquits too?
You're most kind sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] She's rather nice looking, but Cleggy's is better
Also...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# awesome
*click*
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# and Spanish, too.
*rubs thighs a la Reeves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] All hail big brother
(this time with added correct image)


Click for bigger (173 kb)


(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Eeek!
It's like those things from Doctor Who...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I have to confess
it's what gave me the idea.

Even though I don't watch it.

honest.
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Giant eyeballs
always make me think of the Trollenberg Terror

One of the greatest british sci-fi films ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# How do you retain all this knowledge?
*heads off to IMDB*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Eye eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] it had to be done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# It did had to be done
and you've saved me the job, I was just about to open ps and do it me sen.
(InspectorGordon and The Sensational Badness, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I think Goatse's puckering days are long gone
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha
B3ta's on form this morning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wvmtrIiHD0
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Tory manifesto launch

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# *at home LOL*
15 points for you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*sings Do It All song for some reason*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5P7KyMLZAY
Daniel peacock and Big Ron FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# :D
spot on. Because having the place being run by thousands of self centred conservative voting community spokespersons isn't going to be a terrible and corrupt disater. Nice that they're letting more people play their game though I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# they'll be taking a pay cut then
if they've passed some of their responsibilities off on to local communities? What do you mean No?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Um, cutting ministerial salaries is a Conservative policy
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/aug/13/david-cameron-conservative-ministers-pay
(Whether it'll actually happen or not is another matter)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Minimum wage SUCKS, amirite?


Hello b3ta, first post.
(chriky, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# welcome to chair
pull up a kitten, shop a leave, you'll never b3ta

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# we really need to think of a new greeting
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, bend over and bite the pillow
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# That'll do pig
A Fine start
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# this is good dammit
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# :D
nice first post, and welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# "What's this?"
"It's an alive one of these"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Or a herd of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# i love how this works
without any of the hand gestures.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Pfft!
He's probably practising how to use the nuclear launch button.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# KAPOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave..bla..bla
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Good work, that man.
chair/kitten/leave
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# goose them first
it makes all the difference.

Welcome new person.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Good work!
Have this - I should really get round to doing a new one really but the sentiment's the same:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# ...



You're one of us now.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# :D
every time..., this is such a gem!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Every time I see that
I feel he's playing an extreme version of *pull my finger*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Nicely done that n00b!
Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Hello new person and well done
'ning old people
I assume that's figurative and not literal, he wouldn't fuck poor people as he doesn't know where we've been
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# I don't even know where I've been.
/Alzheimer's blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Fucking sweet.
Willkommen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# cheersmedears
I have some other pictures I'll upload laters.

Got some great graphs of Daily Mail stats. A lot of people don't know the distribution of headlines featuring "outrage as", "anger as" and "fury as"...

www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?searchPhrase=outrage+as
www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?searchPhrase=anger+as
www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?searchPhrase=fury+as

People need to know this. Sometimes you wonder what the ONS is even for.
(chriky, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# I think you will fit in well here :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# oh we like you :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Awesome post.
And welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# A mighty fine first post
Mighty Fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Superb welcome to b3ta
may your transistion into the fold be a well lubricated one :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# excellent
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# nicely
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Grats Chriky!
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# wagons ho!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# *dies in Top Gun*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# much the same as this post
what ho!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# g'ning gstq
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# none too shabby
i trust you are equally fine and dandy
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# indeed
I'm about to sneak out for a fag and hopefully no-one will notice
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Honk!
The conservative manifesto: a considered and sincere response:
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# kapow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha
In the face!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# How did you manage to make that 324 kb??
.









I love the sound of right-clicks in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Size isn't everything.
Well, actually, it is.

I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# ooh hark at 'er ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# *turns up hearing aid*
Eh? What?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# it's the houndstooth background
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# And very smart it looks too!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# bit of a break from pololitcs
'nings sir
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# 'nings Barb
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# 'ello Em.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Good God man!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# How do, fella
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I need drugs. Lots of drugs.
In a minor threadjack, check out this PaedoTeacherAutoGnopsTM: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8616604.stm
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Haha
I love the way her defence is: "After I bought alcohol for the underage boy and got him drunk, he came into my bedroom and made sex noises"

how do these people get to be teachers again...?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# according to the mail
the kids groom them
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# always blaming the sexy kids
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# The only time Will and Grace made me laugh
Woman giving birth: I need doctors and drugs!
Woman's friend: Don't we all dear

On the news, why isn't this woman considered a 'dangerous pervert' or a 'vile sex fiend' like men who do this kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
#
I have no idea what you mean.

Child abuse AND Somerset. What a combo.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Never did me any harm
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# I did a 16 year stretch from the ages of 2 to 18, periodically dropping back into it and all I came back with were these hideous mental scars.
Thankfully no accent to speak of, though. Thank Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# That coat doesn't flatter him so much now, does it?
:)

Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Cheers JPG
and a good 'nings to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# And to you, my fine fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)

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