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# no wonder the feeders are always empty
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Perfectly evolved to hunt cute kittens - see below
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)
# ^
:DD
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Ooh,
Saw your pic earlier, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Nicely!
Squirrel pigeons?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# nothing so common as a pigeon
he was cross-bred with a noble sparrow
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah my apologies.
Also, can I shoehorn this repost in as it's quietish?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)
# oh man.
spang.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# I want this to go VIRAL
oh yeah baby. VIRAL.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Like AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# oh baby yeah
SPREAD THE LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# I have no problem with this.
but please wear a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# yes boss
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Are you sure it isn't
an endoscope?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# BELLENDOSCOPE
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# nah, that's the tory phone book
it's for looking up arseholes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# well I lolled :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# then i'm more than happy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# hahaha
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Hull?..hell no!...Top job in the Labour party Campaign
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:20, archived)
# squideon
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
# :DD
Nicely:D
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# ** Fears **
It's not having my nuts
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (149 kb)
(mrwoggle, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Too true.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# This is actually a lot better designed than most of their posters.
Fucking wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# stretch that font
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# a women on my course votes for them
because the bnp are, and i quote "a bit silly".

:/
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm assuming that's an ironic spelling mistake.
oh, and this:
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Someone earlier suggested that the tories had deliberately made their manifesto artwork boring,
so that places like this couldn't parody it.
Seems unfair to let them get away with it, even if they do all start to look the same.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# I'm looking forward to the Lib Dems one
It's nice of them to give us fresh material to work with
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)
# hahaha
at least they're asking for a change

not that we have a choice!

rapeage here we come
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)
# + N
I saw a coloured gentleman wearing a blazer, a straw boater and a UKIP badge yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# yeah he was.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# According to the SWP,
coloured gentlemen can't be racist.
They are, however, allowed to be bigots.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Swappies are twats though.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Yup and I should know I've had plenty of run ins with them
when I was in Socialist Party (not the SWP). They are literally the Monty Python parody of themselves "Splitters!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# No, your lot were the splitters.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Nah that was the Judean Popular Front of Socialist Freedom Party
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Thanks, but I was aware of that. I've met one.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# SWP are a joke
mostly they are made up of middle-class kids who have all developed a Sauth Laudan Accent, innit! even though they have never been to London other than on various demos.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Mark Steel.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
# 'Coloured gentleman'?
But Kilroy isn't with them any more!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
lolling here :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# ^^This
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# hahaha:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=keCUoJK4MCg
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# not orange enough
but, fuck, that's funny :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# beats party broadcasts for sure:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# I once saw a black teddy boy in Salzburg.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# The daily mail of political parties
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# ukip: like a mudkip, only less appealling and intelligent.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# haha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] It'll be one big party!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# hahah
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# sorry, this is being ignored - there's a kitty down there V
but: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# I saw that
Now I'm feeling very hungry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Ah, sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# That's quite alright...

...

*continues wandering aimlessly*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# haha
I actually read that as "A future FAIL for all"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Haha
Cameron would make a good Lt. George
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Casting is coming along nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Ah
Good evening, Darling.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# now there's a double bagger if ever there was one
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# B3TA meet Dexter the kitten ^_^
Got him an hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# awwwwww
*melts*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Wrong. Correct netequette dictates that we now have to name it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# good point.
tarquin earlobe tosspot (the third).
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# mingebag it is then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Tarquell, destroyer of birds, giver of morning gifts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# tarquin petroglyph farthingstonehaugh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# You know,
Tarquin's not a bad name for a cat
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Fang, Destroyer of Toes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# KILL IT!
no, wait, I mean: awwww! cute!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Awww kitten!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# crikey
www.b3ta.com/board/10003568 might even apply to you too

or maybe i'm just a blind bastard and no-one's ever stopped posting here :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# tedmus pops in now and then too
edit: verity is a /talker now splitter!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# A /talker???
SPLITTER

/talk scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# /talk isn't scary
it's just mostly shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# really?
kind of a home from home then? it just looks like random abuse meted out to all and sundry, to me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# it is.
but in a LOLWAKI!!1!! way
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Yay for kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww iwantakittensomuch
iWantakitten
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Awww.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# awwww
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# awww - what flavour is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# *melts*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# :D
pussy
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Now look what you made me do - now I want a kitten!
awwww...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# =)
hello misher sweepy cutesy wufflekins!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# If you'd wanted a cat,
I could have posted one of my gf's useless, fat, whiney, feline shit factories.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# It has to have a twin
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Haha nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# geek :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# :)

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
# I get this joke
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# arf!
*geeks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# I remember when my cat was that tiny and cute
he's turned into a monster that only ever shows any affection when he's hungry
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Yep.
Sounds like you've got a cat.
Seriously, what is the point of them?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# they have us well trained
a nice warm place to sleep, and food on demand, all we require is feeding 5 minutes of attention a day to maintain those perks
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Awwwww
kitttteeeennn
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# AW
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Hai
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 2:20, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# ahaha
It's like b3ta from about a week ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# I love Katie


There's something... attractive about her.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Ahahaha
sorry to spam your thread herman but i just found this in my b3tards from some time last year.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# no bum nsfw sorry
media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/12jun13-bum-to-bum.jpg
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# nsfw link
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# That one in the lower right looks a bit tight
I think she put her bikini in on a boil wash.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# o_O
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha
ace

mind you, green spaff?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha...I bet you surprise all the girls like that:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Manifesto time!
(plkrtn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:20, archived)
# do we get to re-privatise the banks again also?
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:23, archived)
# yes, but we never get to see any of the proceeds,
because they will be diverted to fund tax breaks for the mega rich
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)
# The bankers?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# allo trouble
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)
# bloody fuck
where did you suddenly pop up from?

pasanonic reappeared a few weeks back and suddenly you? posters from the past FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)
# oi oi :)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# outta nowhere....heading nowhere.....no change there then
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :-/

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Need Caffeine but I'm not sure, he looks a little TOO happy to me.....
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# He looks inviting.
But I think this is no-pic-Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# at least he hasn't got his knob out
*again*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Hey, the fee he gave you for the out of court settlement said you wouldn't talk about that.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# i had to get the money
by depressing the DECAF dimple on his head.

I still have nightmares :((
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# That's it. You'll be hearing from his lawyer. That's a breach of contract that is..
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# OH YEAH!!!?!?
*brandishes Starbucks Reward Card*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# yet
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# By 'too happy' are you implying he's gay?
I'd make sure he had something hot inside him.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# He's filled with a hot and steamy creamy beverage, make your own jokes. I'm an equal opportunities drinker
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# You implying you swallow it down no matter what?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# decaf dusty bin
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
#
He's a bin, which is where you put garbage.
Garbage were a reasonably successful pop combo.
Pop is the noise a weasel makes.
So the answer is weasel.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Shit !
I new we shouldn't have rejected the record sleeve, it was so damn obvious.
I suppose the canteen of cutlery is out the window now too.
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Number one in the hood g
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
# 'nings

de-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# haha
All this iWank is like an irrelevant soap opera to me.
I don't own any of Steve's jobs, and don't intend to, and the more I hear about his megalomania the happier I am.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# iWank ver. 2.0
Feels like Steve's hand-jobs
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# and I haven't had a cunt all night drinkstable
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
#


sorry, I have to do that every time someone posts an iPhone pic. It makes the phone look so CUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Points and laughs at iPhone users
*smug android user*

Heaping Spoonful, reliving the Commodore vs Atari holy wars.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# I *heart* my Milestone
but my iPod Touch is a better music player.

Does that make me a dirty little bastard?

EDIT: No, preordering an iPad makes me a dirty little bastard :(
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I'd join you in pointing and laughing
but my palm pre has no windows media support, or a tenth of the apps that android has. I wish I'd got an android phone now.

however, it can MULTITASK!!
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Palm is for sale right now
looks like HTC are going to pick them up.

I still haven't had a look at the WebOS phones. By all accounts it's a pretty good OS.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Oh the OS is amazing, and I reckon that by itself, it's probably better than iphone OS
it just developers make everything for the fuckin iphone.

if HTC pick up palm, then that's gonna be amazing as long as people develop the apps. (I just want something that will let me listen to bbc radio on the move :p)
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:20, archived)
# I am so glad I never drank the iphone Kool Aid...
I drank the blackberry cool aid...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# AppLOL
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# ...........
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# kerching
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I need some financial backing for my new business venture
Dial-a-fone's sofa provided by sxc.hu/profile/pausimausi
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# A while ago I had an idea for a service that compares pictures to work out who is in them.
Then I realised it'd just be used to identify porn-stars. Woo btw!
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I think it's probably in her right hand
*vows to buy new mobile*
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# likes
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# I've lost my mobile
in your hideous gash face
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# That girl isn't a girl, is she?
I shall give you three pence and a shiny button towards your business venture.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# It's definitely a girl.
If I'm mistaken I should shy away from bars.

(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# She probably is a woman.
But that head is too big for that body, so more likely two women.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Maybe she just has a big head?




(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
# At the end of of her cock?
In fairness, she looks like she might pack a punch with both genitalia.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:29, archived)
# she also has huge feet and rather large hands...
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)
# I know where the phone is :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(freewheelin, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Hahah nice file name.
Not as intimidating but somehow far creepier.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:50, archived)
# We are not at war in Afghanistan.
We have never been at war in Afghanistan.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Give it time ....
(shinypurplebit booked his tickets (yay) on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# ...probably many times
perish the thought:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Oddly
he looks far more trustworthy with a 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Midge Ure?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# it's sculpture time!
a little coral form.

carved from my own magic mytery substance
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Which is?
You can tell us. It's spoodge isn't it.

Very nice though. Great detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:44, archived)
# not man-cement this time no
the detail is a little bit of a cheat, it comes ready layered, you just have to neaten them up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Soap? Wax?
The contents of the liposuction clinic's binbag?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# reminds me of something built using nanotechnology
...unless you're a very small person:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
# have you got a 3d printer?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:50, archived)
# ^ what I was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# This was my thinking.
MINE I TELL YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# nope
i appreciate the high tech guess though.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I've got some laser-etchd resin castings on my desk.
These look spookily similar with the stepped texture. Though the resolution is either quite poor or you have giant hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Aren't they all?
I mean, how do you replace the cartridges if you can't open it.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Here just lie down.
Come on, shh shh... that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# I blame the parents
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# cuttlefish?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:50, archived)
# winner!
you must have done the same before? :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# no
but i recognised the texture
EDIT: it's very nice, looks almost like a very posh white chocolate walnut whip.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# exactly what I thought
amazing really how one can recognise something carved and as obscure and blandly white as cuttlefish bone from a photo.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# *bokes remembering my dim sum experience*
actually, cuttlefish was the nicest of the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# it's either the stuff that birds file their beaks on
or the stuff that gets washed up on the beach

i'll go for the latter, it's easier to carve.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# they're both the same thing you know
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# you're having me on right?
do they cook the beach crumbly things to make them hard?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# i do not know.
they're both cuttlefish though, maybe it's just that the ones that watch up and been foating about in the sea for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# yes!
i get points!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Ms Morbo is quite right!
Beep boop.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Try selenite
It's a sort of gypsum, which is very low on the Mohs scale (ie soft).
Looks like iridescent soap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# looks intersting
ta very much.

(wow, googing for a crystal brings up a hell of a lot of utter balls)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Crystals and minerals are fun.
Expensive, useless fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# i'm going to buy a grow your own set
god bless art foundation courses, nothing is useless!

except thoughs 50 bogroll tubes i still havn't found a use for...
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# NOOOOO
You can't grow crystals! They have to form in the furnaces of
volcanic rock over thousands of years. You have to buy them
from ropey hippy shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# sorry!
i'll look into that as well, i live in brighton so there's one on every street corner... the smell funny inside.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# spume?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# squid bones
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Look at his widdle face.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# haha
(oh, that's who he is)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:37, archived)
# he was falling back on failure,when the failure stepped aside
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# c'mon Andromeda if y'think yer HARD!!
we ain't scared o' collisions-BRING IT ON!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Sorry for the 300 kb, but enjoy :
(unpronouncable, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# the anger management classes didn't work well for Yosemite Sam
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# heh heh
also, you're 100kb under the limit so i wouldn't worry ;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# 400k for animations now
you're SO last week ;p
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# You don't need to apologise, this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# very muchos thx
:-)
(unpronouncable, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# arf....not quite got the hang of that bludgeon yet I see......
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# hahaha
LINKS!

RECHTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# That is a rarely used Hitler Sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived)
# *waits for pic to load*
Also, you've been here for 6 years.
Read the faq and get an icon!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# I dunno
Maybe he's got an icon and doesn't use it? Doesn't necessarily seem *likely* but anything's possible, right?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# She.
Having looked at her profile I now understand how Ttssattsr feels about maxmillions.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Exactly how is that?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
# I stand corrected
I don't know who maxmillions is though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# *flame flame flame*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# SRSLY THO
wtf is this shit.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)

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