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[challenge entry] Surely bindun?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Arf!
This is worthy of FP.
Sorry for cursing it.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# That's ok
At least it's a nice curse
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Much woo
get it on the front page
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# haha
faberooski!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Weirdly...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Ha ha, it's funny 'cos it's true.
And finally:

Thus concluding my 2001 portfolio.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# The stuff of legend.
Truly.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)
# F***ing Brilliant!
:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Fantastic
I would pay to see this movie.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)
# yes!
(, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Ha ha
Brilliant
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Gee...
nious. Love it.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
# pfft!
late night LOLs!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:20, archived)
# haha
he's in touch with the new overlords
(, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# OMG THEY ARE MEMBERS OF THE SAME PARTY
man this is hella spooky, has David Icke wrote a book about it yet?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# i damn well hope so
:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Society?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
#
We all know there's no such thing as society.
(, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] *twiddles fingers*....*waits for photoshoot to finish*......dum de dum
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Haha
a new angle, excellent.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# :D....was quite expecting loads of "binduns" to pop up
one never knows
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# When the timing is right . . . it's the right time for timing !
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# :D..*tries desperately to think of Beatles song with "time"in the title for retort*
*fails*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# After much research . . . you are correct . . . only lyrics . . . "It's getting better all the time,"
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Put your foot down, driver!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# 2 down, 2 to go....
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# :D:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Most woo, sir.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# cheers....
have a *click* for wooing me
*click*:D....not forgetting your Dr. Who....*click*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)
# *like*
No that's wrong, *agrees with the point you are making*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)
# ha! yes indeed
i fucking hate BoB stickers

*clicks with bitterness*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# ^ THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
OK I WON'T SMASH INTO YOU THEN!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# "damn I totally wanted to write my car off today,
but the guy in front has a kid... guess I'll have to wait until I'm stuck behind a skip lorry, or maybe just hit a tree or something."
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# A woman with a "child on board" sign went straight through a red light yesterday
I imagine that would have been her defence in court if she'd hit someone

"but I put a sign up!"
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Often thought this.
www.nobbynobody.com/man-the-provider/ (last paragraph)
See also: "Welcome to (village name) Please Drive carefully"
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# "thank you for not smoking"
don't thank me, i'm smoking
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
# .
showdogs in transit also seems rather pratty.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I think the signs were originally for the benefit of emergency services.
So that they knew to keep looking for bodies in a pile-up.
Which is why it's even more annoying to see them when there is clearly no 'baby on board'.
As for 'babe on board' - these seem to be available for sale only to absolute munters.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# The one that really makes me cringe is
"If you think this car is dirty, you should try the driver"

RAPE INVITATION
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# it's not rape if you were invited.
I'm sure that stands up in court.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I like the idea of a rape invitation.
It should come on a gilt-edged white card, and start with "Dear Sir..."
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# RSVP
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# The first such sign was recorded 2000 years ago
when a Roman soldier snuck up behind Jesus on the cross and put up a "Messiah on boards" sign.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# you'll just make people cross with jokes like that
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Princess on board
X on board.

i dispise these signs.

but i am behind their original concption for the 'mergency services.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# "Princess on Board"
better avoid Parisian tunnels then...
(, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Groovy yes !
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# *votes*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# this need more woo-ing :)
ps found this but not compo-ing

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# What if I'm already white? :(
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Well it means that you can't immigrate :)
Sorry about that.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)
# call ghostbusters
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Whites turn weft
Segrated
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# haha
best so far, imo
compo it?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# That's
excellent.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# *writes screenplay*
(c) Captain Howdy MMX
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Box-office here we come....sorry(notices copyright)
....here YOU come:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# *accepts Oscar*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Very Good
(, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 7:03, archived)
# In sure ants . . .
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Well yeah
I suppose that's what the baby ones are implying. Good point.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# HAHAHA
*clicks
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# you win the compo
Might as well put "ner ner nerner ner I'm fertile and you're not"
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:29, archived)
# FUCKING ROBIN YEAH!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Well this is lovely.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# FAKE TAN!
did your mother marry a wotsit?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:31, archived)
# :D
:D :D :D :D :D :D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:31, archived)
# I've said it before, and I'll say it again - you're very good at this, sir.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:33, archived)
# fuckin' robins...comin'over 'ere....outta season
pretty though:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I initially read that as "fuckin' robots..."
which confused me a lot.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Nananananananana, BATMAN!
No, wait...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)
# “Po-tee-weet?”
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Ooh, would that be that a Billy Pilgrim reference?
War is a beautiful thing when you watch it happen backwards.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# You've got it !
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# :)
Lovely as always.

Do you get that sort of robin Stateside?
 
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# No
they have American Robins which, guess what, are BIGGER :)
mayo.personcounty.net/Bird%20Folder/Songbirds/American%20Robin.jpg
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# NO
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Per
fect
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# This is Ace!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# I <3 RED BREATSS
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# very nice sir

bird thread?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# WARNING: HALF A TWIX FALLING IN BACON
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Bacon flavour twix... it's the wave of the future.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# ^this.
I'd try it.
Is boris the spider still about? I read his post about doing a PhD in general relativity, This makes him a Dr of time and space, doesn't it?
OMG HE'S THE R.L. DR WHO
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Apparently geeks don't like people saying/writing "Dr" Who.
I guess feeling the need to point that out makes me geek a too. Shit.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Yeah because posting a dozen messages in your own alphabet didn't give that away already.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# OMG HE'S THE R.L. WHO
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:20, archived)
# touché
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# *touches*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Also, the character's name is The Doctor, not Doctor Who or Dr Who.
Doctor Who is the name of the SHOW, not the character.

See also: Just William.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Time Lords ftw!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# he was across the road in a policebox a minute ago
but it's gone now:P
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Well that's it, I'm convinced.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Someone stole him and the entire coffee kiosk?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# He's going nowhere..
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha..........ooooooooooh! costly!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Chappaquiddick?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# as a Conservative MP ,I get this....
now if you'll excuse me i've got important things to attend
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Saw this while I was out today
...so I thought I'd fix it.


(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Where's Moon Girl?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# I was watching your language evolve as the afternoon drew on.
Most intriguing, Mu.
And very different.

Kudos.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Did you work out the messages?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# WHAT ARE THEY FROM!?!?!?!
are they from your lost continent?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I was thinking about making a series of little comics about a guy who finds himself in a world he can't comprehend.
It would have involved the alphabet I was fucking about with.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
# did you invent it yourself or just alter it?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# It's just the english alphabet with shiny letters.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# sweet :D
and yes, that comic idea sounds awesome and would totally win, i gotta go out and drink some beers now, so nighty-night to you Mu
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Enjoy your magic juice.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# \o/ magic juice.
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really like magic juice.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# ^
\o/
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
# I got some of it from the clever b3tan, (whose name I've sadly forgotten), that cracked the "shits and giggles" message.
Still seeking my Rosetta Stone, though..
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# *stands on the shoulders of giants*
I'm giving this whole thing an hour of my undisturbed time, tomorrow..
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Or, I could just steal everything the remarkably sharp Dr. Theopolis has worked out, thus far..
*twirls unfeasibly curly moustache*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
# I make languages too!

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# That one is Moon Girl's, not mine.
Yours looks complicated.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# this one's complicated

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# *skull melts*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Yeah I remember that one. And I remember not knowing what all those words meant.
And sniggering at "labial"
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Interesting analysis.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# cool.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Is it free to use in other stuff?
Like Esperanto but better?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# use it all you like,
I'm not doing anything with it.

It's not a language though, it's just a writing system. Which isn't much use without a language to write in it.

I'm inventing a language as well, mind, although not for this writing system. It has only verbs.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Too cosmic, man!
*grows beard*

Hahaha!
No, I lie. This is great.

*encore*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:29, archived)
# it's good,
but the main horizontal stroke in each letter is meant to join up.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# yeah like that!

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Space Invaders?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# two elephants and the last supper
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Hmmm Last Supper
or perhaps elephants having group sex.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# either that or a deli counter
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)
# written on the side of the crashed spacecraft in ALIEN
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)
# yeah and what it actually says is "Sainsbury's"
someone ordered a load of eggs.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Ahahah, cannot unsee.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# I prefered the way I spelt it :)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# "Mune" is a good word,
but pronounced phonetically would be closer to "money".
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Had to
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I was just gonna eat Happytoast's brains, but it looks like you two make the list, as well.
Delicious.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)
# I just drew some pretty shapes and made them equal english letters.
Moon girl actually thought about sounds and logical progression and shit.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# I've got one on paper
that's almost readable. I should do it neat some time.

I've been intrigued by the idea of using vowel markers on consonants instead of separate characters since I started reading about Hebrew. This latest one is kind of a weird hybrid, because the vowels can either stand alone or merge into the preceding consonant.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# You specified th and gh and sh, but only gave 5 vowel sounds. O could have been "owe" or "ohu" or "oh", so DOUBLE o could have been anything.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Wha?



XD
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# yeah a double U would make more sense I guess,
but the consonants are always more important. You can afford to take a few liberties with vowel combinations.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# you should have scrubbed out that bitch sara's vandalism while you were at it
;)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# you put another "CUNT" in Scunthorpe
..adding to the figures
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# SHORPE?
I don't get it
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Shouldn't it be twinned with Clam?
(edit: I wrote "rhymed" instead of "twinned" originally, for some reason.)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
#

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# The Atheist Pigeon Weighs In


Click for bigger (69 kb)

What say you, Atheist Pigeon?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Its all pidgeon english to me :o
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# needs more "suicide pigeon"
:)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# when i was younger, i used to chase the pigeons in the city when that landed beside me
that was last year, i'm 24 now so i think i should stop
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Atheism's for the birds, man..
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
cunts
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# stnuc
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# hahahaha
officially the best reply ever
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# This is the greatest thing, ever.
*click*



And I genuinely did, so ner.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Ahahaha
(tries to avoid seizure joke)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The best bit is, you have no idea how long the journey might take...
you have no idea how long the journey might take...

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Great Scott!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Heavy.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:34, archived)
# You're a slacker, McFly!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Criminally overlooked.
*rails at world*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# How
did this only get one reply? Brilliant!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Good to see this made the popular page
EVENTUALLY!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I expect it has been done a million times... but here's the millionth-and-oneth time
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:26, archived)
# You're ahead in the bubbling magma stakes, so have a click.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# :D
the news is really milking this volcano thing
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:28, archived)
# There's a volcano thing?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# yeah its called
MT. SARCASTICA

:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# No, really. There's a volcano thing?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# hallooooooooooooo!!!!!
yes there is
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# What happened/is going to happen/is happening?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# a volcano in iceland has been erupting for the last week or so and ash is blowing toward britain
a shitload of flights have been delayed and people on the news are crying about it as if they had lost a child in afghanistan

if you tell me you knew already and were only joking, i'll kill you
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# I haven't known much about current events for weeks.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# "milking a volcano"
make a good compo......something "different" :)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# oh god....don't give them any ideas
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:45, archived)
# true
let 'em tread "old ground"... plus-side:...there's tons o'stuff to grab from teh interwebs(no one will ever know)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# very nice
that's kind of how it looked in my head
www.b3ta.com/board/10007014
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# yay....fireworks..* CLICK*.....have a slightly related LOLPIPE:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# wow
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Ugh... This is so tedious now...
The huddled masses around me are completely over reacting; they are so impressionable! "Oh gods can you smell sulfur?!" ... "Look; the ash is making the sky a different colour!" ... "Careful if you go outside" ... I'm quite happy about this ash cloud. If nothing else; it has stopped more imbeciles landing in Britain just to go "Phew, i was worried I'd get back and the streets would look like an ash tray".

Oh boy, i let some pessimism out, so sorry...
Good picture by the way, brought a chortle or two ;D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Mastercunts
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Sonda-ha!
EDIT: Ooh-ee-ooh, woo-ooh, dur-nur-nur..

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Teletardis!
Woo!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Needs more Cardiff..
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Welsh quarry was Torchwood wasn't it?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Both series like to loiter where the burly mining men work..
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# heheh
I can see it
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# The 7th guest..
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I blame the guy in the hat
If he has the poor manners to wear an outdoors hat at the dining table, he most likely is quite capable of murder.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Spivs, man..
.. shifty bunch.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# :D
fucking a
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Toast!
How's your Friday, beautiful?

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Clearly action-packed, because you failed to reply.
*needs to get out more*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# LOL!!!!!1
*points*

:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# *drops to knees & weeps as camera pulls up & away*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# sorry chap, yeah, dashing about
*dashes*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# *switches to hidden spycam*
Ungh.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Kick im inna crumbs Barry
woot
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)
# she hasn't quite got the hang of twister, has she?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Your kung-fu is without equal!
*winks as he pulls finger guns on Mictoboy*

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# It's all about the strategy..
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] hull much?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
# needs more "wheelies" yeeha!
only jokin'.......have a :D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Hi. Again.
Deleting posts is considered rude around here. Some people may shout at you. These people are cunts, ignore them. Just next time hit edit instead of delete and we'll be good, ya?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Ooops!
Sorry, first post and seemed massive - didn't want to incurr wrath with a huge image so resized. Will remember for next time!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Resizing = good. But, like I said, edit instead of delete next time dawg.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# I made an one as well

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# not enough shifts modulo 453 every two letters
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
# you'd be surprised.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Ah, so this is only the first iteration
based on the first letter on page 56 of the second paperback edition of tess of the d'urbevilles. I see.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# very cool
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# If you want this to be a compo entry,
choose the edit tag underneath it, and there's a drop down list where you can change it from a 'normal post'
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Cheers for the help
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# also
crop out the white space. It's wasted bytes. If you are not familiar with your tools and how to use them just ask, one of us is usually in a mood to help. Only one at any given time though.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# I'd assumed he was an art student experimenting with white space.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:18, archived)
# white space?
oh you mean call some old bollocks contemporary so you can call it art and charge a fortune? Fucking Mondrian? I've shit him.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# arf............best Mondrian review I've ever read
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Brian?
Brian Sewell, is that you?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:24, archived)
# haha.
To be fair, I'd like to violate Brian Sewell up the arse with Mondrian's foetid fist. He's another cunt I don't have any time for (whilst keeping my eye firmly on Julian Opie, lord of useless cunts )
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# I had to google Julian Opie.
I didn't realise all that formulaic crap was not only by the same person, but that it was taken seriously as art.
I'll join you in hating him, if that's okay.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# That's fine.
Not only is he considered an artist amongst those that think they matter but they knowingly fawn over him whilst fully understanding that all his work is traced in illustrator by studio employees.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Oh dear.
He deosn't even do the tracing himself?
More of an 'ideas man', then.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] can i stick this in here?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
# That is indeed a wise owl
And it would appear to be warm enough weather to not require a bobblehat on any of the owls.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# ......seams like you already dun dat
:)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] for questioning my lasso techniques, which i blatantly mastered to the perfection, have another one...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:23, archived)
# considering lassoing owls is well tricky ,you did rather good:D
*trips over sign*
*sues*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# which of the three main jokers might this be referring to?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Take your pic!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# yeahh joker
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# yeahhhhhh
get your jokers out!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# yeahh joker
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Is a very nice.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# I can see it working
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# haha.
Superb!

( and one for the oldies )
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# I like the dog-mounted machine gun.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# its the future of canine defence
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Top drawer!
I am deliberately ignoring the post above.

OI! POST ABOVE! YOU'RE A CUNT!

Sorry, I failed :(
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# aaw,give the guy a chance.....him a noob
plus it's not awful for any reason...plenty of Joker pics appear on teh board and some even get called....(dare I say )... GENIUS....ahem!:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
# This makes me do a happy
in my special place :-)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Annie get yer minigun
I want to see Annie get gunned.

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# I want to see Annie get hurled through the wall by the recoil from that minigun
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
# ha ha
tops!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] opposhit?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Daddy, why is Uncle sprinbrek hated?
because he's Shit Sons! ;)

I don't get it :(
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Mummy why is Auntie Redsushi's arse bleeding?
because he just got bummed in a toilet.
"To let"
i dont know
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Now you're just being rude.
In which case, I will be rude.

Did you read the fucking compo brief you cunt?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# After 4 and a half years waiting and perfecting his potatoshop skills, he finally has a brilliant idea for a compo.
And you just ruin it :(
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# who's perfected what now?
;)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# You don't get anything. You never do.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
# He should wear shorter skirts
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:16, archived)
# I might make a font... how do I make a font?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
# with font maker
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# How make font?
How is font formed?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# basically you have to digitoze then
vectorize it for use in a font making program. You should be able to find the old but functional Macromedia fontographer around for free. That will do the job fine.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# i tried to do it once but it didnt work.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# I've not made any for a long time.
but never had any issue doing it. Quite easy once you get the hang of it. It's just vector scaling each letter and compiling the font when all done.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# This sounds helpful. I'll have a look.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Oh, looks like more effort than I thought.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# This is nice.
I like the boob letter.

I haven't made an alphabet up for a while.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# That's "I".
I'm slighly disturbed that the word "that" reads as "poop" though.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# THREADJACK
look at my kittens

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Are two of them slippers though?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# theyre to small to be slippers.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I'm sure you could manage a pair of mittens though.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# want one of these?

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Nice of them to sleep in formation.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# I like these kittens.
Are they living in the kitten birthing centre?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
# yes
they should probaly move to the kitten growing center now they have been birthed.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# They should probably to go the kitten moving center first.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# FLUFFEH OVERDOSES!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# FLUFF!
I hereby endorse this fluff and demand more of it.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)

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