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[challenge entry] one for the diary
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Is there a sale going on ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Why, want to bunk'er?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# one wood
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
# F(w)ore!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Whole in one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
#
SchWING
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:47, archived)
# *interjects cheeky Tiger Woods comment*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# He did ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# another try

A revised version of this:

My usual ramblings:
This one is actually not quite the final print, but quite close. I'd scan it, but it'll take some time to dry. Anyway, the final version softens the ridges a bit by going to a very dark grey instead of jet black, and i loosened up the ink a bit so the black doesn't look quite as blotchy along the bottom. I opted not to print the other block under the mountains as it completely kills the contrast.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I like these
Dunno if I prefer the coloured or the new version better, actually, they're both very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# I agree with boris the spider . . . I admire the things that you do !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Cool, not seen these before.
I like printed stuff - Particularly like the way the grain influences the sky -nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# i usually ost on the late shift
the late, late shift. Over here in the Americas, and I usually print at night anyway... Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Ahh..that explains it!
My favourite print artist is currently Chris Bourke -I love his stuff. Oh, and I like the 'blackness' of the ridges compared to the other greys -but that's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
# very fine ass gubbins right here
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# It's all a bit Lowry.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:18, archived)
# mowing the roof
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# When in doubt . . . mow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# oh gaaaawd
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# I'll have you know
that ivy kept my bedroom very warm. (yes, that is my old bedroom window )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I love this challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Voting Snake !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Yet more brooches to calm the voices in my head.
Hounds Tooth Pattern 3


Stripes


previously

these are approx 40mm in diameter.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Alright Cakie . . . keep on brooching !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# that's some fine work right there
www.kotaku.com/
Kotaku will like
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Enter Often !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Mind if I pea this?

Listening to news24 on a loop has broken my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Sure!
We love reposts from the other day!



This is a very slow-moving board. Is everyone actually out and enjoying the weather?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I'm enjoying the peace
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# If by "enjoying the peace"
you mean "working on a Sunday" then me too.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# *aroused* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Aww. The poor man *is* only little
What's the use in money if it can't buy you longer legs Bernie? Eh? EH?



I did loads of these before I ran out of decent source pics for his ugly mug. :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Dave loved his birthday present....

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawhhhhhh
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# which one's which?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# DING DONG

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahaha

/edit: my kinda gal: www.youtube.com/user/SmooneGrri#p/u/0/Qi6fWMYjbU0
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# i take it you've seen the metal sucks blog? endless black metal sauce pics!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Indeed I have
www.crawdaddy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/black-metal-poop-hannibal-smith.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# rofl!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Beat the queues
(tgt At the very forefront of cocking about with cars, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# "Matador hat ahead"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# "Kylie ahead"



*packs bag for Hull*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# "I want to believe" posters ahead
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] It's my first time - Be gentle with me!


Click for bigger (154 kb)
(roadieflip Who nicked the jokes from my lolly sticks?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# lovin it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
#
Yaay! That's just up the road from me. :-)
There's a slag truck parked there right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Heywood Djeblowmi is friends with Craven Moorehead, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# a slag truck?!
is that like a bitchwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# it's more like a whore trailer
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# pft
nice
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# nicely
I bet the fourth line takes a heavy toll on inattentive pedestrians' faces.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Nice
Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Oo, good one.
Welcome aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# *click*
Something unoriginal about kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 7:14, archived)
# Posting a link? Consider using the links board.





Do you need image hosting? Switch to image mode.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# SCIENCE!
And no, I don't need image hosting, thankyou. Thanks for asking though.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Are you trying to invent a new species?

Because if you are, I recommend using more cheese
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# oops wrong board
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# 'jazz hands'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# 'Jizz hands'
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha
It's good to see someone who enjoys doing the washing up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
#
the washing up prostate exams.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# He may as well do both now he's here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] cheeky chappies
The one on the right looks as though he's been in a fight. Anybody know anything about this?
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# HAHA, Trolls, Muppets, they all want our vote!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Still love this
They should've used this for the poster campaign!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Trollolololo?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] No clear leader in the opinion polls...


Dont shout at me
Im learning b3ta and html in the same evening
maybe I learn photoshop tomorrow, maybe
(LIOK, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# looool
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# heh!
And one which no one can say that he's facing the wrong way...
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# The Next Generation could've been cut woefully short
if they'd used some old-fashioned 21st century technology.
Combine
Inspired by this story in the Grauniad.
de-RIS.
(Jokel, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Not wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# hehe. Oh goody I can pea this

(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
Good one
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 7:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Every little helps
(MsZuzu, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Doh, a deer!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# a female deer
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# ray a blind piano player
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# mi
so hoanee
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# i'm painting a zombie :D he didnt mind!
zombie painting
more crap here afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# kill it with hammers!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hehe
turps would do :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Heh
I bet it's a vampire emo zombie
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# best of all the animals
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# He needs smoker's toothpaste
Colgate Z - gets rid of brainstains.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# i think he could do with some
or maybe a set of dentures! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# she wishes!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Yay Jesse
zombie + painting = superb
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)
# woo
thank you sexy mrs! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# nice zombie :D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# thank you
squire :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# bored :D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# KEEEEEL EEEEET!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# WITH HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# bored mash up the dog :D
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(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday is shit. Give it up.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Lol :D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 12:39, archived)
# haha top class
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Vote Conservative
Vote Conservative

A combination of the retro Dalek poster with the retro Conservative Party posters.
(I helped save b3ta! geekchic, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# nicely done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# yay
I been done a labour one

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/82572/1271326105/dalek.jpg

so i dids.

(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Call the cops!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I called the cops.

I called them a barrel of motherfuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
I now wish to call the cops a barrel of motherfuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# They'll twist your melon, man,
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Like this cop graped his squildo.
www.pown.it/3571
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Mad ferret.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Party People :DD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXInNN9HlMw
(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# that's twisting my melon man!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Jesus was Batman
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# no, that was bruce wayne
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# esa good esaregood like this alot num num. I shall click on the button
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure how this came to mind.....i probably should get out more
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Meanwhile, in Prague
God, no. (cfb)

Talking about opposite signs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] wtf....

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# National socialism with optional cheddar cheese

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)

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