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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:56, archived)
# That's worth a gander
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:01, archived)
# BOOM!
.
(trnk loves a pun, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# If it walks like a gootz . . . talks like a gootz . . . looks like a gootz . . . it must be a _____ !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:03, archived)
# This duck?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:03, archived)
# That's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)
# This fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:32, archived)
# well...
is it that time?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:08, archived)
# whats hiss name?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Howard? is that you
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:14, archived)
# HERE COME THE BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:15, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:33, archived)
# It was a pretty good geese.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:35, archived)
# "pretty good"?
"pretty good"??!!
it's FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:48, archived)
# it's called goose step for a reason
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8W_4gd5aI

bastard, bastard geese
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:22, archived)
# Silly goots not sworn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:57, archived)
# !!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:59, archived)
# They tricky buggers. You need to watch it when they go into stealth mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:01, archived)
# Think of it!
Bills and eyes floating around ponds...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:03, archived)
# Stealing our bread...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# crafty bastards
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Velociquacktor!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:08, archived)
# awww!
he misses his daddy


Click for bigger (106 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:13, archived)
# very sharp

goose thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:27, archived)
# superb
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# : D

youtube link on links : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Cool!
Looking nice.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Nice one, tits
My money's on the little fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Uh Oh . . . this could be trouble !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Rarr
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:56, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)
# A delicious turn. Things have taken a turn for the delicious.
 
woo, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Some people really do confuse me...

Yes, I know there are a couple of typos but I optimised it and forgot to save the original...
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:40, archived)
# This combines volcanoes, KLM, science and the word "viscous"
all of which are amongst my favourite things.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:54, archived)
# At least some good has come from all of this !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Much less tourists?
less cut flowers from Holland?



ummmm
eco collapse of Euroland?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:00, archived)
# hahaha
atleast i liked it :D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:47, archived)
# Good topical humourous comment. klicky licky
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 6:50, archived)
# Oh god this
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:12, archived)
# That _______________ t o o k ___________me _____________________a w h i l e _ _ _
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
# This mad scientist named Ko made a bunch of clones from my DNA but he misplaced one.
Yes, Ko lost a me.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)
# It's in the bag !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:55, archived)
# How did you know Ko lost a me in the bag?
I know who told you, it was Skro Tum, the nut from Sachs.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:28, archived)
# CHANGE PLACES!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 6:26, archived)
# How volcanoes work
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# happy volcano FTW
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Dormant work makes it blow it's top !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# we all like a good tip out when we wake up
and speaking of waking up, i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# ZZZzzzZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# yeah, with equations and stuff!
where: z = sleep, and squiggles = smoke!
Speaking of zeds, night night :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# What, is it go to bed sensibly night tonight then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Yeah, monday tomorrow
Say night to sundrop for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Wait ten minutes and you can say goodbye to him yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# 1 minute early!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# :D !!!
Night night Sundrop!
:D
Cheers! Made my night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
# i very much like that
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Willie Walsh declares it safe to fly through volcanic ash.


Click for bigger (376 kb)
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# willie walsh is a little sherrif from the wild west
EDIT: oh this is willie walsh, i'm getting him mixed up with someone else
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Sherrif Walsh has a little willie
fact
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# "c'mon son...it's your bedtime......I've got to do some "research" on the computer"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# he looks like an over-dressed miner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Once again . . . he's made an ash of himself . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Hmm.... do I trust a scientist, or the head of a corporation motivated by profit?
Good thing I don't need to use an airplane right now
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# "songsheet scientists"...singing what the corporations wanna hear
very appropriate coinage that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Jimmy!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# hahahahaha!
ooh, this takes me back!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Just a little static shock . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Go on, climb up and get your frisbee/kite/6-pack of beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Monkey with makeup ?
(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# gizuzakiss
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# ELLO, POPPET
 


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Harry Monglerafonte`
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
# ...
of the Upper Snottingham and Richmond Monglerafontes? Do you by any chance know Petunia and Nancy?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Of course Richmond is only just bearable these days
and Upper Snottingham is soooooo last century.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# I've heard that they all go to the same salon !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Darling, it wasn't a hairDO
it was a hairDON'T
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Oh my yes . . . any coiffure will not do the do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Family Atelidae: howler, spider and woolly monkeys
I'd say that's a howler !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Reincarnation!
Marty Feldman's rebirth did not go as planned.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Making up is hard to do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE
aaaargh i need a pee
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Try this !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# now i need a pee and a rub
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)
# It's a Car Alarm Monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# In other news:
JUMPING SNAIL! JUMPING SNAIL! JUMPING SNAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)
# "patent" LOL
the usual 15 years should cover it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# !!!!!
CRABMONKEY!!!

"FIG 1 is a left front perspective view of the toy monkey figure embodying my new design
FIG 2 is me in a padded cell, shouting about otters."
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Y2K Jumping Snail
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# patent it...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# I'm going for the re-patent on the crab monkey fight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# CRABMONKEY BOSS BATTLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# okay I have been over and over this but I still can't see how it is supposed to fucking jump
except by pretend, surely this is just an ornamental snail?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Ornamental Snail which jumps by Pretend.
That's a separate patent surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
# ooooooooh... A DATE!!!.........best get dolled-up then:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Innerwebs primate dating . . . makeup.com
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# LOL :D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# I'm pretty sure she likes me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# I will not!
I've just been cat wobbling.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Good Lord
What on Earth are you?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Something I stole from Rapitinui.
I have evil plans.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Looking like that
I can't believe your plans couldn't be evil
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Just wait.
It involves chainsaws and photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# on these grounds alone you have my full endorsement
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Yay!
I've actually been out chainsawing as we speak. Death and destruction await.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I am agog
I am gogging my gog good and proper
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# from north wales is it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Dunno
but it's fucking big
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# I always do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# i am licking them right now
they're sticky from the dandelion and bburdock lollipop i've just had, which is all Mu's fault
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Do you need to eat a sweet everytime someone mentions pirates?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Yes
But they have to be genuine pirate sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
# no
but you are the cause of my current lollipop fixation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I am? How? What did I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# you mentioned wanting a lollipop the other night
i've been craving the ever since
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10010883
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# does "wanna wed won" ring any bells?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Oh yeah. I did say that.
But in response to someone else, it wasn't MY fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# i still blame you
i realised i wanted a red one, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# I used to like those massive treacle flavour bonfire lollys they sell around november.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# fuck, YES!
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
#
thefoody.com/sweets/treacletoffee.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# i need to make this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# I hope your teeth have led a full and satisfying life.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# no, they're a pack of bastards
but i've got a couple of nice, shiny gold ones that are quite strong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I haven't mentioned
lolipops in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Close . . .
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/24337?q=lolly
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# As the first one there refers to a magnum icecream lolly it's still almost a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Just yesterday, while comparing prices / quantities / features of toilet paper (loo roll)
I tried to convince my son that fingers rinse off very easily.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Rinse?
What a waste :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# ...don't hate me
I mean... you're gonna be washing your hands with soap and water anyway, right?

anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Save money on loo roll
Don't get married
Me - 1 roll per century
Wife/Daughter - 12 rolls per day (roughly)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# well, i couldn't make a roll last a century
but a week? no problem
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Tastes like chicken !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Do another one with the fly as a waiter
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)
#
I did one of them, back when I were but knee high...

(quickdrawmacaw, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Chortle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha
hahah *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)
# some kids just don't have the opportunity to tip a cow
why must these impoverished inner-city tykes suffer? don't they deserve to tip animals just as much as their country cousins?
FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, LITTLE CHAZNAY COULD FLIP A HAMSTER. POOR MANOLO HAS NEVER SO MUCH AS WOBBLED A GERBIL. YOUR DONATIONS CAN HELP. SEND MONEY NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Wobbled the gerbil sounds rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# It is, it's a euphemism for unbalancing the ferret.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# it is a bit
it involves shady backdoor shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Discombobulate a Moose...
I like discombobulation...
(Testicles just for you, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# me too
but mooses are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just drop this off--I've gotta run now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I think you might have some trouble running now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Bone of contention . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# i want this on my doorstep for halloween
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)
# If you're any good with your hands *ahem* it would be pretty easy to make one
with a wire frame, papier mache and a bit of silver paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# good point
i may have to start pinching my dad's newspapers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)
# I was going somewhere with this
but it took forever as it is and I forgot what it was and it would probably have been three weeks' work. So in the way of all half-assed British workmen I gave up halfway through and went to get a drink.



There would be a click for fucking humungous but I'm having issues uploading to B3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# ooo spoooky
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I shan't sleep tonight, that I can tell yer
How the hell are you and where the hell have you been, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# i'm ok! and i'm a horrible cunt, i forgot about b3ta!!!!!
i wish i could say i've been doing some interesting..but no..

how are you darlin?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# YOU DISGUSTING PERSON
Hang around more! I'm doing pretty well. I'm drinking hot chocolate in Norway at the minute. Germany is, like, SO last year.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Norway...ooooo!
Still at least now you can burn down some churches and not get into trouble for looking at piccies of hitler...ace!

But seriously, is Norway fall of black metal twats, with the stupid make up?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Yes. Yes, it is.
I work in a physics department and in this department, right by the door, is an advert for a black metal festival. Which obviously I'm going to go to, because I want to sit in a field in the north of fucking Norway with a pack of twats in make-up.

Though my plan for next weekend includes the rock club in the centre of town. Perhaps dressed in white.

On the other hand, this place is GREAT. I love it. And I can also look at Hitler without repurcussions! It's like I've been born again. HITLER HITLER HITLER JEWS GAS YEAH BABY.

(Plus so long as I stay out of hospital this year I should be in Brighton for the Great Escape. The Walkmen are headlining one of hte tents one of the days. I AM THERE.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Fucking black metal.....I met a dutch guy online, taken a bit of a shine to me and all that and even said he'd sell his black metal collection for me..
which would be ashame as i'd fucking love to introduce it to my friend Mr Hammer and his wife Mrs Smashy Smashy, lovely couple.

And yay come to Brighton, it's full of twats and winos!!!!!

(I'm sure I have asked this before, but where you originally from? In fact I KNOW I've asked before..and now forgotten..ha.)

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Ahahaha
Did you ask him if he'd give you his black metal collection to be smashed for you? As a sign of his affection he should do something that *doesn't* involve actually getting money.

I love Brighton! Highest density of wankers in a town full of posh people that I've ever seen. I like the Great Escape though.

(I'm from a town called Kettering north of London. It's main claim to fame is being in an episode of Peep Show where they featured a lap dancing club that certainly didn't exist last time I was out in Ketteirng.)




edit: hahaha. "she's so hyper she's probably really good at sex. but then i might have a toilet sleep slammed on my cock for no reason."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)
# freaky!
reminds me of jeepers creepers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen Jeepers Creepers
I'm sure I remember something about a car and a stereo and a song at some point. But my memory's shot :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# the cute lad from dodgeball is in it
his head ends up looking a bit like hers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# I've not seen Dodgeball either
I'm rubbish. But I have seen the South Park episodes about Dodgeball if that counts for anything?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# not really, no
you should watch dodgeball, it's funny as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Yeah?
Well YOU should watch the most recent episode of South Park, cos it's great.

When I have working internet I shall get hold of Dodgeball and watch it. It's got Will Ferrell or one of those pricks in it, right?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# vince vaughn and ben stiller
i hate ben stiller usually, but he applies just the right amount of utter cuntishness to this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# That's the one
I was watching Extras the other week. He did well in that, he looked like a total cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# he is
but occasionally he gets it right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Or is PR people do
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# BLUE STEEL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# looked shit
didn't watch it
EDIT: yes, i know you meant zoolander. i Hate the fashion industry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)
# It was funny though. It takes the piss out of the fashion industry! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)
# i know, but it's like peter kay
i can't enjoy someone taking the piss out of something i hate if it actually involves showing the thing i hate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
# the pirate?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# no, although i totally would
i meant justin, the young lad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)
# I didn't like that film.
From the title I was expecting to be watching a kid's film. Not some dude killing kids and cutting their eyes out.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# i rather enjoyed it
the second one wasn't too bad, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I didn't even know there was a second one.
I might watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# there are cheerleaders in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# he's an interesting fellow
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Salva

the first Jeepers Creepers is way more coherent and better shot than the second
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
# The next Mrs McCartney?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Is Paul going for women without arms, half a throat, eyes and a mouth?
He's going up in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# well
all you need is love
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# And a peg-leg
And an eyepatch
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# that's pirates
you're thinking of pirates
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Really? Damn.
Is that for parrots as well?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# sometimes
it all depends on the parrot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Have you got a subscription to 'Realistic Love Doll Aficianado', each issue of which comes with a woman piece which you can collect over the weeks and gradually build your own lifelike plastic woman?
And you're eagerly awaiting next weeks issue which comes with her lower neck and right nipple?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# ........
..............

yes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Such a lovely knee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# chuffin gorgeous int'it?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# NEXT WEEK: HOW TO SAW A LADY IN THREE BITS AND DISPOSE OF THE BODY
 
not bad at all
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Oh but that's easy
1) Find a lady
2) Drug her
3) Saw her in three. Lengthways is fun but horizontally is the classic
4) Eat her -- her entrails can be cleaned out and you can make sausages from the rest of the offal
5) Chuck the bones in your neighbours' garden
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# but if you drug her you miss out on all that horrorshow screaming and struggling and pleading
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RkAZdceknw
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Hmmm
You make a good point. Feel free to replace "drug" with "put in a padded room with thick walls" or at least "drag deep into the woods"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! lucifer101, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)
# *Boike*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Boke!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry Scunthorpe.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# hahahahaha.
can i "borrow" this to send to a friend? who just so happens to be from scunny.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# I'd consider it a compliment
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# cheers me dear!
I feel so cosmopolitan knowing people from scunny.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# don't apologise, they're used to it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# You know, I've never been there
Otherwise I'd probably not have bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# me neither
i've been to skegness, which lived up - or down - to expectations
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# North Lincolnshire
Ackshewerly.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# he has studied the ancient art
of poh-kin-i
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Evenin'

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Jolly good show.
Now... (cackles in a dry-yet-sinister manner) Unleash the hurdy-gurdy birdie reposts!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(OK, there's only one, but still...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# instrument of darkness !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Hopefully not detracting from yr pic, which is fricking wokkid.
But just couldn't help meself, soz like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Imagine a flock of them !
def not detracting :D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# flokkin wakkod.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Woof woof grrr woof.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Fetching post !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# yay!
...but does he like the taste of grasshoppers?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# AAU.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# excellent as ever
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# as seen on teh internets ...

(DanKiddieWomb ########################################, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# now do one with Bruce Campbell
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# I will if you get it on with Leslie ...
(DanKiddieWomb ########################################, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# I reckon this "no McFly zone" should be made permanent
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# ^It has been a revelation
A couple of days a year at least would be nice, without disrupting the economy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# must be nice & quiet for peeps living near Heathrow
...bet they're LOVIN'IT :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Down the up load !
World Class
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:45, archived)
# well,
if this is what clouds of volcanic ash can do, make 'em permanent and mandatory.
Shit pictures are a small price to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I really don't know what to say about this.
His nose goes past the near edge of the screen and her head and arm go through the top and the man is a stranger and the girl is not that hot.

I probably still would though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Frustrating . . . to say the least . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# I think he looks a bit like Chris de Burgh.
Especially when slightly stretched.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# haha that's me 5 minutes ago screaming: "Will someone PLEASE stop me buying records on amazon?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Something similar has just happened to me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# They're just so cheap! I can't help it!
Gah!

Today already: St Etienne, Sugarcubes, Stereolab, Patti Smith. Plus the ones I've already forgotten about. Oh, and The Sundays and Polly Harvey. And that's just the girl singers. Help!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# You may be a candidate for amozonics anonymous . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# I do hope not,
for my income is paltry to say the least. I merely happen to have access to a company laptop.

And an unfortunate appetite for '60s psychedelic proto-punk garage rock.

What can a po' boy do?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Stuff newspapers in yo shoe . . . CRANK IT UP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
#
*OBEYS*

(although it's a limp-wristed Sundays record, so the impact is somewhat diminished)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:38, archived)
# no collection can be complete without Cliff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# "Move It" is stonking in any weather.
And "Summer Holiday" is always some kind of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Mistletoe and Whine was awesome too....I could dance all night to that.......
..well............sway at least
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Odd, really.
After all these years, I've persuaded my dad to accept The Smiths. And he's persuaded me to accept The Shadows.

(Although, strictly speaking, I prefer The Spotnicks and think he should be enjoying My Bloody Valentine. But hey ho. Baby steps.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Real nice selection there.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Last week it was Van Morrison, The Monks, The 13th Floor Elevators, Various Artists, The Fall and Can.
I'm spending too much money, basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# stretching is what happens as you approach a black-hole
that's why I keep well clear
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Good advice . . . it's always best to keep your blackhole clear !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# After the 4th or 5th time, I'd probably move and give her something else to grab.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# You . . . are a thinking person's thinking person !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Wtf :D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Right again . . . herman !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Does anyone have a link to the Cliff Richard calendar
That was produced by the genius Dr Trouser. I think it is worth resurrecting.

Crystalmeth thanks for all your previous help

The rest of you can suck my noob

(seabass007 Here for shits and giggles, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# What flavour is it?
Also, the calendar was produced back in September 2004. It was on Dr Trouser's website, which is long gone. Even the domain name expired.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# for god sake someone must have a link to it
(seabass007 Here for shits and giggles, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:23, archived)
# yes, I have!
I have the whole internet on my favourites so it'll be there somewhere. hang on, i'll look.........
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Free M and Ms to the person who finds it
c'mon lads stop spankin ya monkey and search for cliff
(seabass007 Here for shits and giggles, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# I was helpful?
How remiss of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
# To the bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Will there be biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# only digestives
and not the chocolate ones
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFF!!
The Shadows became the shadows of their former selves when he left
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Dave Trouser is on /talk RIGHT NOW
I don't know if it's the same person, but he must be related. They have the same surname.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# I dunno, Trousers are quite common
And they usually come in pairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# get out!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# *sucks seabass007thetossers noob
(by the way, what is your noobs name because he tastes a little salty?)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# i like apples
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:26, archived)
# try the Internet archive, you dobber
web.archive.org/web/20041013191640/http://www.drtrouser.com/data/2005_calendar.pdf
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# some other good stuff in that newsletter
www.pbase.com/merjatee/image/30908314

awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)
# cheers mate you are a Star
Give me your address and i'll send the M n M's
(seabass007 Here for shits and giggles, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Fucking Hell
I was awesome wasn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# made some particles accelerate......"eat yer heart out Hadron!"

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# I'd vote for it in the General Electron
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# rumbelows!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Part Tickles ~!~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Dear Elvis-we have recognised your contribution to science
Nobel Prize is on it's way...regards Hadron Boffins.Org
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Better start ironing that bow tie now

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# GO PURPLE!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# lets see you collide them then
otherwise the LHC wins hands down.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# that's it's only flaw....*announces to media-"immediate shutdown"*
*needs more tweaking*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# To be pedantic..
You made some particles accelerate to a constant velocity.
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 7:10, archived)
# You know I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] From something someone said to me in 1982
the people who put the cunt in scunthorpe
'The man who put the "cunt" in "Scunthorpe".'
'DERBY PLAYHOUSE is another example.
Don't buy electric signs - duscuss.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Shorpe?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# RIS?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# It's been shorped . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# STORE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:09, archived)
# CUNHP
?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:11, archived)
# MORNINGTON CRESCENT
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# industrial garden?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# That's what it says on the road sign
source...

static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/7/9/1247145711871/Corus-plant-at-Scunthorpe-001.jpg
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:11, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
smoggy
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# bloomin' chimneys
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Chimneys are so exhausting !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# high C wot u dun here
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# newark is an anagram of wanker
also mother in law is an anagram of woman hitler but that bears little relevance here, it's just handy to know
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# also
twelve plus one
eleven plus two
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# 13?
uh huh
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
# slot machines
cash lost in 'em

i added the ' on this one
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# well i have to say i have no idea what you and elvis are talking about so i'll retire to the colouring in room
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# seriously????
anagrams, you started it man
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# ohhhhhhh!
haha i see now
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# just to re-cap('case y' don't know)
those two are anagrams of themselves...all will be clear
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# an excellent one that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# certainly my favourite
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# The subject line of your post
made me laugh very muchly for 2 minutes. So much so, that I didn't bother to read the rest of your post, for fear of being accused of nepotism.

I bet the second half was racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# twinned with cunts everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Bindun
...but I was less subtle

www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=51165&board=main

.

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Half a llama? Twice a llama? Not a llama?

Turned out approximately 60% shitter than I planned, but to hell with it
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama
Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
#
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I've never been able to forget..
Algy met a bear,
the bear met Algy.
The bear was bulgey;
the bulge was Algy.
(I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# My dad used to say it all the time.
The other was -
I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
but it keeps them on the knife!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Llama llama
Cheescake llama
Tablet brick potato llama
Llama llama mushroom llama
Llama llama
Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# You're once, twice, three times a llama...
I'd hate to be shat on by one of those.

that's life, innit? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# So what would you prefer to be shat on by?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Good question.
An ant probably, if it has to be anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# not an eleph
ant i hope


hahaha i'm so funny*

*lie
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:08, archived)
#




(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# I do not want to be shat on by that!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Llama Llama Ding Dong !
It flys . . . it spits . . . it spits and flys !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# This is probably a giraffe

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)

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