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[challenge entry] The Tories reveal next wave of their new 'hard-edged' campaign...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# We had a whole afternoon without any lolotics.
You kicked my puppy.
Photobucket
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Sorry kiddo. Not very lolsome either.
Try and think of it as just a man thrusting at the camera, if that makes you feel better? It makes me feel better.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, thrusting.
:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# You've forgotten Clegg.
So soon....
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:52, archived)
# what's with the massive pink rectangle?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Lolitics
surely?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Aaargh.
Too angry to be coherent.
Tory cunts.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Best thing for 'em
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Kneel, Gord-el, kneel before David!
By the way, when I joked earlier about panic buying, I was just joking! I did not mean that everyone should rush out and empty the supermarket shelves of bread... (there wasn't much left this evening, grrr)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:26, archived)
# It's too late, you've done it now.
When there are riots on the streets of Edinburgh, we'll know who to blame.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Cool
I've been blamed for many things, but this is my first riot accusation...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
# what, can't we grow wheat in this country?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Supermarket bread isn't made from wheat
They use recycled paper
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# no it's not
they're still alive in there
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Gordon's alive??
(And Nick and David?)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Meet Ginge...

...soon to appear on my new website which is starting to come together
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:13, archived)
# *ahahhaah*
teefs
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:13, archived)
# :DD
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# pob's let himself go
but at least the freckles have gone a bit
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Now my fist hurts.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# masturbation overload?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# ^ this
hehehe:D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# massaging a camel?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
# that'll teach you not to wank whilst lying on your stomach
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Bashing a bishop?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:18, archived)
# ...why I never...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Did too !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I...I'm not sure I want to...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
Photobucket
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# shorpe?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# I'm shorping like a mofo.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# old macdonald had a farm, j-b-c-y-v!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Because farm is spelt eieio.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:19, archived)
# i never knew that
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# oh ho oh ho
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:13, archived)
# I was woken this morning by a flock of these
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived)
# that would certainly wake me up
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# what is it :D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
# *HOOOOWONK!*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Ewe-wren?
You were awoken by urine?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
# camelthrush
"awwwwurrreekkk"
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# hoorah for goatbird!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# oh i say!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Nice!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Hehehe :DD
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# hats off to this one!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# nice one
:~)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# *flush*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# What a natty chap he is
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# It fits fine !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# For uruk hai
hope you like it
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# outstanding
only another 73,000 b3tans and your work is done!!!

:-)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Is that me?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived)
# You've done a lot of these.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Like it?
I love it!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Chalk up another beauty !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# cock tuesday :D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# yuck
That's would explain the smug face and why his trousers are so high-waisted.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# he seams to have broken his dick?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# It's an optical illusion. You can try it for yourself.
Hold an erect penis between your finger and thumb around a third of the way along the shaft. Rapidly shake your hand up and down and the penis will appear to bend and wobble.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# *trys
EDIT: BUGGER! It spat white stuff at me! (yes i know it was a bit quick)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# You're doing it wrong. Try it with a pencil first.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# VROOM
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Best of all sports.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha, happy tuesday!
I was hoping from the direction it's aimed that he was going to facejizz himself.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# feel the beat!!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# YOU CAN'T STOP, THE COCK, CAN'T STOP THE COCK!
THE COCK CAN'T STOP THE COCK!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# ahahaha
I can't believe how many of these you have.
You should post them all in one thread. Or see a psychiatrist.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# ^ This
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# I did make a video
It was in the newsletter.
*proud*
www.b3ta.com/links/344551
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Brilliant.
Adult content.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Worth a look for a laugh... :D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
#
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Image and video hosting by TinyPic
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(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# i wan't this gif tattooed on my rectum
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# You're a big Elvis fan?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# JUSTA HUNKA HUNKA BURNIN CAWK
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Good tune
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# BRU, BRU SKIES, I SEEEEEEEEE
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Arf...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# *squirt*squirt*squirt*squirt*.......
.......
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Am I doing it right?
Photobucket
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# You need to study...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Red cocks blue cocks dead cocks Jew cocks
Did anyone ever read that Viz Billy the Fish strip...
"Shakin' Stevens has some socks, which he keeps in a cardboard box.
A box with socks and lots of rocks. Blocks and clocks and foxes' cocks"
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Like many people,
I used to skip billy the fish.
I don't think even the Donald brothers used to read it.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Squiiiiiiirt
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
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# NOM
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
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(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# It's turning purple!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
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(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Did you actually do anything to this one?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
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(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived)
# I shoot to kill...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# I recognise that...
:D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# is it yours. i put a cock on it:D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I recognise my shit cloning :)
Didn't you add the ginger kid, too?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# yes :D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
# hi
phil neville
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Take that!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# THIS IS MY COCK. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:18, archived)
# That one is quite scary.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
# All of them are!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# wanker!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
#

(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
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#
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#
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# SPOILT!!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:34, archived)
# epic cock thread
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:02, archived)
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#
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# ew
I remember this one. Max Hedgehog.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
# holy shit! biggest cdc thread ever
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:18, archived)
# It's certainly made my day.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# It's epic!
B3ta Bell-end curve
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
# sure is
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
#

(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:38, archived)
#
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# oh yeah
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
#

(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# its getting too big!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Oh herman!
Your cock thread is so long!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# fuck me it is :D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# The truth behind Eyjafjallajokull
Photobucket

Keyboard Cat has been awoken from his eternal slumber beneath the mountain. He comes to lay waste to mankind.

Apologies for shiteness.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# That's not shit, it's wonderful!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# ^ what she said
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# what that said^
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# i am become death, the destroyer of worlds
meow
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
# *likes*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# meow meow
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
# *awe*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# one day the truth will come out
until then, this will do for me
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# The truth is
you need to read the FAQ
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:08, archived)
# i keep telling people that cats are up to something
but do they listen to me?
do they fuck.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# No, but the cats have heard EVERYTHING!
Be afraid.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived)
# oh, i am
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# In a word . . . yes
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# 0_0
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Hurry up you lazy cat!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# OH DEAR GOD! He's come to play us off!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# I don't think this is real.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Can you tell by some of the pixels?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Uh-oh.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# We are their playthings...
Photobucket
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# time for a roasted pea
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Stick your scrotum in a bacon-slicer.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# won't that make the bacon taste funny?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Dunno, stick your tongue in there too.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# itth vweryyy thhharrrp!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# serve on a bed of lettuce
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I'll pass on the mayonnaise, thanks.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# it's not even a compo entry, look down at your shoes and say sorry
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# I am ashamed of myself
I just liked it so much
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Well, as long as someone did.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Did you even make it? Or just find it on the internet?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Tineye says he just found it.
= Fail x 3
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Tineye: invaluable tool of the the internet detective.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Tineye and google r mi frenz.
my only frenz
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# for real?...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Apparently so.
Hey, mongoose, follow up your scrotum and your tongue with your computer and your fingers.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Check out his sig.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# *snort*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# NETTO ARE SHITTO!!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# CONSUME
OBEY
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Images you MADE, not images you found lying around on the internet. You cunt.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# you said the c word?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Congratulations.
Can certainly confirm correct call
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# what do i win?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Cephalic contusions.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# ^ lilly allen?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
# This is your home, this is..
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Oh I say, that's a bit harsh!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Buckle Down
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# You're getting even more surreal.
I didnt think that was possible.







woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Sky's the limit !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Oh look, deleted thread:
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Big'n too !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# I know!
All those great pictures! Lost to the internet!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Your perseverance in preservation is duly noted !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# My life is not totally pointless after all.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# There's supposed to be a point ?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Shouting at people on the internet works for me.
Makes me feel all fulfilled n shit.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Fuck! That little fucker! That was a good one too.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
# A beautiful day for driving...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# "say goodbye to your two best friends
and i don't mean your buddies in the winnebago"
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I have a back-up plan...
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# nice!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Helium filled wheels !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Glad I brought my chute !
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# :D
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# One point land ding !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# you get weirder by the day
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# Must be something that I breathe . . .
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Hehehe. Is that kit?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
# where's the cup holder?
completely impractical
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Count me in !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# arf!
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# B arf !
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# this actually happened/s:D
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# new improved sand dunes
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# Let's go wheelin' !
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# :D
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# Hang on tight !
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# "Above us only sky"
"ah!....there already" :D
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# Pull up . . . your gear is down !
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# Imagine that!
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# oooooooooh there's LUCY
...........
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# With Diamonds Too Too !
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# Well, it's been a long time since I shopped these two:


Have at you!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# So, er...
What've you done exactly?

EDIT: Didn't he say he'd leave the country if there was a Labia government? If so, why is the cunt still here?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# I once jumped out of a car I was driving
and over a bridge, into a fast flowing river, leaving a hitch-hiker panicking about the event.
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# Definitely an improvement
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# he needs to be here for panto season
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# that's magic
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# You'll like this.
Not a lot.
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# Eye bleach...eye bleach!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# A chicken hawk and a rubber chicken !
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# The dangers of Crystal Meth
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# Haha!
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# Yeah, watch it.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# aaaaargh!
*vomit*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# i like it
not a lot
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# christ almighty... They look like Progeria victims
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# Just for comparison,
this was the last one:

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# hahahahahah! fucking hell, they really do.... Especially "debbie body/paul face"
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# hahahaha, debbie looks like a strung out Michaela Strachan
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# or a dying paul weller
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# hahah both of these look like my dad
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# hahahahaha!
pity they're not, they'd be dead by now
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# lol:D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Sneak attack
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
You're not Tits. Tits patented the cat animation.
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# *Hiissssssssssssssssssssss!*
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# WHOOOSH! Ninja cat!
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# Woo!
Speaking as someone who's owned too many cats in his life, this is a familiar sight.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Let me fix that for you.
too many not nearly enough
one can NEVER have too many kittehs.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
# we had five cats and two dogs
then we lost two of the cats. (one walked off and found a new family, came back, then walked off again. we think he wanted attention. his sister was totally brainless and probably got run over on the main road :( ) then we got two more.

we're down to two cats and no dogs now, but for a while there were a lot of animals, including one very put-upon dog who got adopted by the youngest of the cats, probably as her way of protecting herself. so he'd lie down somewhere and she'd immediately run up and cuddle against him, and he'd look at us with this big "why me?" eyes.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# *glee*
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# cat attack :D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# sneaky bastards!
never trust a cat
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Some cats are lovely. Some are hell-spawn.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# they're all creepy
and inherently evil
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# My nan used to do feline rescue, finding homes for strays, we've had dozens of cats over the years.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# i've had one
we reached an uneasy truce, which was broken by her bringing in a sparrow, which flew around the room and got bird blood on my blinds
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# That's what cats do, shouldn't have been that much of a surprise.
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# doesn't mean i have to like it
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# i bought my cat lots of toys today :D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Awwwww...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# The fur is flying now !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# In other news...
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# KaBoom !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# ace ninja-cat action!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# "incoming...incoming"
tch...never take a blind bit o' notice...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Uh-oh. 'Touching cloth'!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Nice :DDD
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Is this from that vikings with american accents and dragons film?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# That's the fella!
:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Is it any good?
I like the design of the black dragon with the wide face that's in the adverts.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Not seen it yet...
...but it do look rather smashing! :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# hahahahahha, either she's going to explode, or shoot off like a rocket.... A giant poop-fueled rocket.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Boyle's gonna burst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*stands well back...........bit further........bit further again:D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# "BOOMER!"
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?

and in other news: news.bbc.co.uk/lol.stm
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# ooh!
I bet she gets her pants from Evans
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# what's the viking from?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Disney's 'How to train your Dragon'
:D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# aaah :D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# look out! food escape!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Today's fish is Trout a la Creme, enjoy your meal.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# i will!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# FISH!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# excellent
is it photoshopped?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Yes...
...the sky was darker in the background. I've lightened it up a tad :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahah.........HAHA!!!!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# That fur may need changing.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Operatic Viqueen !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# pope in giant cock swatting scandal
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Amazing how he can cause a scandal when he's brown bread.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# you are correct
you win a biscuit
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
What kind of biscuit?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# a soggy Etonian biscuit
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# the one that is in my pocket of course
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# You passed the biscuit test.
This shows promise.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# J.P best of all the popes
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# So good there's been like 20 of him.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# there's only been 2 J.P's
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Oh. Well... er...
NO YOU'RE STUPID!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# *tugs hair*

*kicks shins*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# best of all the cock-swatting popes.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# you wouldn't catch J.P II hiding peados......
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Give that man a basketball.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all gonna end in tears.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# TELL ME AGAIN HUMAN!!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# *winces*
Have this pea



Not really compo tho'
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# ^ I love that
and clicked it!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Fanx
dun it ages ago
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Yawning dog.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Is that that man off the telly who's supposed to do the sport but just does the foxtrot?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# thread attack ! finally finished this

ning people
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Have...
...a *click* for your superb efforts sir!

:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# cheers bro!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Nice work
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# why thankyou
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# KJ<3
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# excellent graffiting!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# It says Graffiti Robot on your picture,
but there is clearly no robot in the picture. You should await a phonecall from Dom Littlewood. He has been informed.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure he's poisonous either.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Nor is he a meteorite!
Shabby claims!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# explosive poison is hard to come by.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# I expect most explosives are poisonous.
And by 'expect' I mean 'have tested extensively on small children'.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Your science isn't welcome here.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Mercury fulminate!
Lead azide!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Mmmmmmercury.
/ac
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Ignore Mu,
post pictures!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Everyone ignores me anyway.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# No they don't, everyone fucking loves you.
You're way more popular than me. Bitch.
*flounce*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Hello, have you met me? I'm Mu. I'm extremely needy.
/ac
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# *flounces back*
*gives red lolipop*
Also: I'm needier than you! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# yeah? yeah?
well i think the only reason most of the board don't have me on ignore is that they think i'm too inconsequential.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# We should start the b3ta needy whingers club.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# I thought we already had
And where's Zelterghost, eh? He gives us attention.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# My fans thing says he last posted a week ago.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Who does he think he is, leaving us alone?
:(
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# We're not fit to be left unattended :(
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I get scared and lonely :(
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Kool Moe-Dee
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# You have a robot to do your graffiti-ing?
Isn't that cheating?
:D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# i am teh robots though
bzzzzz
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# The Fiend is The Fiend !
Great !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Graffiti King!!!
top graf:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I preferred the old Olympic logo.
*click*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Whaddya mean, finished?
You clearly forgot to colour in the e!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# This...on a wall!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Jedi Master Chef!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# alright q4?
hahaha i cant stand him, his voice is fucking annoying :D , smug face or what
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I met him once, in Aberdeen.
in Aberdeen.Meh.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Did you punch him in the face?
If not, why not?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# And did you burn that fish-stinking, granite pit of heroin and racists to the ground?
If not, why not?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# It's too cold and wet to burn
Fire would keep going out
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Hmm, there must be a way.
Napalm?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Could try building a wall around it and filling it with water.
As they need to do with Slough
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Plan!
Need to steal all their boats though.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Slough doesn't have any boats!
!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# haha
that's no Jedi

(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
:D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# that's SCIENCE!™ , that is!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# lookin' like he's in a "cooking" mood .....:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# He has P on his forehead!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# had a go at one of these "things"
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
Great looping there!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Gary would have a field day
Woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# ...and you excelled at it.
Fantastic stuffs.
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
etc

:D *click*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# You sir...
can have a go at anything and I will smile so!

*Click*

:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Time is on their slide !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# nicely!
*click*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# I'm glad you did.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Ohh nooes
One of them will make it to the end eventually if I wait long enough
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# You can just make out Kerry Katona above the slide
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Bloody catholics!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Good looping
:DD
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# woo
lets see if this works
..................................
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Holy carp!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Yep
Ace!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# The original is fabulous...
... and this is just awesome!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# :DD
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Resolution dependent!
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(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Woooooooooooo:D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha.........FANTASTIC!!!!!!....:D:D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Next time use a condom!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)

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