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[challenge entry] Meesa not likey the lack of posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:41, archived)
# KILL IT
HARD, AND FAST
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:42, archived)
# OMG
hate Jar Jar
love Giraffes

conflict!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:43, archived)
# KILL IT WITH THERMAL DETONATORS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:45, archived)
# KILL IT WITH CARBONITE HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:46, archived)
# KILL IT WITH THORIUM CHARGES!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:49, archived)
# oh GOD

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Haha....
Nicely.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:09, archived)
# The only good Jar-Jar
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:28, archived)
# If you spot this toy, report the sighting at once to Sheriff Woody!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Pasanonic?
what's he been up to now?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:10, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:15, archived)
# he looks like charlie brooker mixed with jeremy clarkson
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:12, archived)
# ^ *reverberates*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:36, archived)
# ^this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Thought that was Clarkson for a minute! WOO Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:12, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:15, archived)
# oi!
Why does he get a ^this when i said it before him! You should be raining piss down upon him.

*flounce*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:20, archived)
# 6/10
Not bad. Try being a bit more stroppy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Am it Flounce Wednesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Could be
Paul P's flounce below was pretty good but he made the mistake of mentioning smoking restrictions and people could dismiss it as ickysmoke deprivation.
The best flounces take on a meme-life. Game over, man. Game over!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Too brown.
And I don't like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)
# to be fair even I think it's just smoke deprivation
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I dunno,
I think it's more like a mixture of Jeremy Clarkson and Charlie Brooker.
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:34, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:35, archived)
# ^ i agree
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:37, archived)
# HA HA Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:39, archived)
# topshop
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:15, archived)
# police press conference: "moat has been living rough in a tent in a secluded area..."
secluded, BUT VERY FUCKING OPEN area
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:29, archived)
# that's a scene from the Glastonbury cleanup operation isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Wednesday was when their master went out until late. Tex hated Wednesdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:05, archived)
# hehe, is that a raccoon dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Furries have spoilt that breed of dog for me.
It is the quintessential dog of choice for the dirty bastards.

Also - i say we nuke them from orbit. Its the only way to be sure:
kotaku.com/5581084/its-like-wheres-waldo-only-with-team-fortress-2
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:08, archived)
# On the other hand,
Xerxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Waldo's a dick!
Where's Wally FTW.

Also, im not sure a nuke will have sufficient yield to deal with a furry meet of that magnitude. :S
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Woo... I can stare you out...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I was going to wait for Connor's next batch ...


... but the board is slow today.

cfb if you must.
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Less odd, more deeply, deeply unfunny.
And a bit senile.

edit: woo to the pic btw
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:35, archived)
# hullo lovely b3tans


also vote for my QOTW submission :)
b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post780917
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)
# haha
neyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:16, archived)
# this is actually making my eyes water
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:17, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] This makes me want to repost an old giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I SEE NO GIRRAFE
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
# giraffes like beach bunnies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# No, No, No, No, Yes, No, No, No, No...
...Giraffe!
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Um, I think you've failed to realise that third from
the right is a compulsory yes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Nope
I stand by my original answer.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Do you not like norks?
fourth from the left is cute too, in a 'better by comparison' way.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Third from the right...
...has a big head, and her norks are too big for her body which suggests they're not real. If they're not real, what's the point (I realise I may differ from common opinion here).

Fourth from the left is a bit sturdy and has a hard face.

I realise I'm being quite fussy...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Lets be honest
It's been so long I wouldn't kick any of 'em out of bed for eatin' biscuits
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Meh
Probably not

Wouldn't make that big an effort to get them in there in the first place, either, though
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:55, archived)
# They're real.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Well, if you say so, then
No, No, No, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, No, Giraffe
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Third from the right is a defo Bosch
norks rule
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:50, archived)
# NORKS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Right that's it no one commented
I'm going to have a flounce.

You bunch of twats don't appreciate me your all stuck up twunts and to make matters worse work have stopped all smoke breaks :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:51, archived)
# god damn it even my flounce gets no response
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:54, archived)
# NORKS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I'm bored of flouncing now, I think I need to go to the local pcs for some cat5
and maybe have a smoke on the way
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:59, archived)
# cat
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:54, archived)
# too little too late
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# cheerio then
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Top flouncecat.
But yeah, bugger off, you're not in the clique :P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:22, archived)
# yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:40, archived)
# club 18-30 feet?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Ha!
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# WOULD X9
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Nice!
And re your QOTW suggestion - here's one from a while back - www.b3ta.com/questions/nemesis/post711315

Edit Very The Neville-esque face on that bloke. Where is The Neville these days?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:19, archived)
# ARRGHH
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# You're telling me you read his QOTW suggestion and still actually clicked that link?
Smash, Smash, Smash... *rueful shake of head*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)
# what can i say?
i'm a trusting fool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)
# hahahaha
you fuckstick
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I felt the whole 'misplaced trust' thing kind of demanded it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:26, archived)
# and you were correct sir
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)
# The Neville is in Broam
and my horsespotter does not fail me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Of course. Where else would he be...
I still giggle at his pylon image challenge to this day... b3ta.com/board/8014820 (guaranteed horse-free. C'mon. would I do something that childish?)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha
I miss the Neville
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahahah
vintage The Neville.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Yes
yes, that made me quite literally laugh out loud once again!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:14, archived)
# this remains one of my favourite ever things on b3ta
I miss the neville...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:42, archived)
# I hate you so much
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:41, archived)
# That would involve a lot of pirouettes or jumping from one eye to the other
not pleasant either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# it is very very difficult
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha
More of these please!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Ouch, scratched cornea!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *assumes recovery position*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:26, archived)
#
*sicks a little in mouth*
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# such a beautiful green iris
it's almost... piercing.


(ill get my coat)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# skating away
on the thin eyes of the new day

*clicks*
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:03, archived)
# I do like this series.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Haha.....
yes...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# SAD STORY :C
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# he's getting crabby.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# lol
True story?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Yum. Crab Eye Milk *Clcik*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:17, archived)
# My first Pfft!!
*weeps crab eye milk of joy*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:34, archived)
# OOooof!
Excellent sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Something something Ashley Cole something something
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# The sad adventures of Colin the Crab

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# poor colin
i'm sure he'd feel better after a nice hot bath. look, i've even got some comfy lettuce for him to dry himself on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)
#
"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:19, archived)
# i'm with the walrus on this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Oh my!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Don't cry Colin
what's that font, did you draw it yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Superhelio 10pt
I can't remember where I found it. It's a pixel font, originally designed for use with Flash I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:59, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
YOU CAN TAKE 'IM!
(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:49, archived)
# He'll do alright.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] DAILY MAIL HEADLINE
Filthy immigrant spotted on giraffe in super market


(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I wanna be a giraffe now
very much
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# O-o
Good lord that's hypnotising

I fancied her very much when I was younger, suppose I'd still give her one for old times sake. If she came knocking, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# is that a would comment
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)
# ah yes sorry
WOULD :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Haha

she loves it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# what a slut
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)
# cleanup on aisle 3
any second now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:16, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Gah
Jennifer Connelly in my head all afternoon again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)
# there are worse things to have stuck in your head
like a staple
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:19, archived)
# true
I had a staple stuck in my thumb once and I'd much rather have Jennifer Connelly stuck on there instead
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:16, archived)
# she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] A Giroff on Hoth
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

top work!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# This isnt getting enough woo
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I'll add a WOO to that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# And that camouflage is why they became extinct.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha, great shoppin'
Gives me an idea! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:12, archived)
# brill' :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Giraffe is a alien


Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# i knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Haaaahaaa !
vintage lols !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# *old school high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)
# horseisaalien.com
should be top of google results for every search term in the universe
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Beware...
Will do
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# haha
what ever happened to the horse is a alien guy?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# All he ever posted was three messages
b3ta.com/board/4457268
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# abducted...
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# along with the kasto krut guy
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Poligen ha!
(prostheses, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I can't believe that was five years ago.
I feel really old now, and I'm realising I've wasted so much of my life!
(Vega31, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha
that's some genuinely bad drawing right there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I went out of my way to make sure the background moved and all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha yaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
#
BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha
OH GIRAFFE YOU'RE SO BIG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Hurrah!
I knew it was worth popping in today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:02, archived)
# 'noon. Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# LOL!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# You certainly will be, but not on that bus, it's borked.
I feel mean not saying woo, but at the same time I feel mean saying it. WHAT DO I DO???
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# blow up a bus
*wonders if MI5 monitor B3TA*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Curses. Can't remember the password for my name changing account that I keep just for occasions like this.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Let destiny decide.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# amongst all the tragedy of that day i still managed to chuckle
when i heard a man was blown out of the top of the bus still on his chair, he survived so it's ok to laugh.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I read that as "I heard a man was blown at the top of the bus, still on his chair."
There's fortune in tragedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I imagined that
like that bloke on Goldfinger that got ejected out of the DB5.
pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha, exactly
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# the darkest irony of that day
was that the Northern line escaped being bombed due to it being shit and breaking down.

It was literally too crap to be a terrorist target
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha shittest terrorism ever.
What was that programme where they pitted fictitious "imaginings" against each other - they had the IRA vs Al Q'aida on it.

The IRA won, unsurprisingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# the slingshot was epic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# World's Deadliest I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# that's the one
ultimate wankfest for teenage boys
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Deadliest Warrior, it was called
You can see the 'results' of every 'match' here
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)
# You're waiting for a train or bus to blow up
then three of them blow up at once.

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# pffft
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# one-way ticket for you
train ticket, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Too dodgy mate. I'll take the bus.
Oh wait...
TAXIIIII!
Cumbria to Hull please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# make sure you leave a tip
or he might blow his top
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# The weather might me fine where you are
but it's minus 13 in Cumbria.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# ba-zing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)
# its a haunting you'll get
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Mekon ghost!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Youkon ghost!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
#
Woooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Rebel alliance Giraffe unit have infiltrated the enemy
Wheeee
edit: So terribly sorry for the quality - it's a slow day at work and I only have paint
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
# girat-at?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Affe-Affe
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# arf arf
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# That's German for Ape-Ape
Or Monkey-Monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
nice tail

EDIT: it's reminiscent of Flap's foot
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Thankees
That was the look I was going for
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Gosh
It's a bit quiet on here today *checks armpits*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# i wondered what the smell was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)
# It was the silent killer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# that looks like the facial expression of a lumpy one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# eeeewww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# It was Doog's Fifth horseman
making his afternoon rounds perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
that's both awful and brilliant. The tail is ace.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Someone get Lucas on the phone
He's going to need a new special edition
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Someone with mad animation skills could do it much better!
hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I'm not sure I've got the patience or the skills these days
edit: must be 10 months since my last hand drawn thingummy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
# :(
But they're so gooooooood!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I might give it a go later
something to do
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Hooray :D
*lurks more avidly then before*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] This one hasn't moved in days.
I think it's starving, I can see its ribs.

(poshpaws360 Minced, Sliced and Diced., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Bit RPSish but have an officelol anyhow :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Oh, no!
It looks sunburnt as well. You should contact the RSPCA immediately!
(Mr._Pickles, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Isn't that in Newcastle?
(__, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# wail aa poyc?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# i blame damien hirst
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# I hope you killed the trampoline with a big hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# it's a very big trampoline
i'd happily kill it, but it belongs to my niece
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Boom! Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# COR!! FWAPS!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# RAOUL MOAT IS HIDING IN THE BUSHES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
# WITH EIGHTEEN CRATES OF BEER
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# AND A REALLY BIG PLASTIC BARREL CHOCK FULL OF STEROIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# AND A BOTTLE OF PREMIUM LIQUID CANCER

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# a huge PFFTT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Police adopt new tactics in the search for Raoul Moat
Cheaper than a helicopter...

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
# needs a periscope!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)
# nicely
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# This is great *Clcik*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Awesome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
# The helmet..
.. is a great touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Colonel Giraffi

(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Hello Colonel Giraffi
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:45, archived)
# He once visited Cuba
He went to S'avana.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# A Little Help, Please?

Head-ing for a showdown...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:39, archived)
# / insert joke about giving head
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:54, archived)
#
dude i wish i had thought of that title, really. thanks for the HEADS up.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Poor Tom Jones...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
# do you know no one can hear what your thinking and therefore doesn't get it?
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
#
excuse me?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
#
if you can't get that, pal, then perhaps it's you who is without a head, or at least a brain. it's not complicated. doesn't mean you have to laugh, doesn't mean you have to think it's funny, doesn't mean you have to be an ass.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# I really like your work mate, keep it up.
You may not get the recognition of a /board mainstay but I'm sure in death your work will be celebrated.

You are planning on dying soon right?! :P
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
#
i appreciate it, assuming that was a compliment...and i'd prefer to remain around for a little bit longer, sorry to dampen your hopes?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:15, archived)
# YOU'RE
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
# ^ Oiffice LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# YORE
/wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I've got no idea...
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha :D
You buffoon!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:36, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# thank goodness for that.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# *glees*
He seems to have taken up residence in my office instead
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# I never did trust Mr. Pink
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:22, archived)
# It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I feel the need!
The need for speed!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:35, archived)
# "Why am I Mr. Brown?"
"Because you're a racist, alright?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:28, archived)
# dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:29, archived)
# + dick dick
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:30, archived)
# OK, here you are...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I don't think they know what a dik-dik is.
www.hackcanada.com/canadian/zines/spacemoose/dik-dik.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:34, archived)
# gah!
Access has been blocked because:

Prohibited by URL database (Hacking)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# It's an episode of the Spacemoose comic.
Not a great episode either, but Spacemoose does say, "I don't think she knows what a dik-dik is".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Awww.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:36, archived)
# i've seen them in the wild
they're fabulous. they always turn up in couples too
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# lez tourrettes day fronce


</ immaturity >


(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:14, archived)
# when my satnav told me this morning that I had arrived at my destination
for some reason I replied 'That's right' in a Borat voice. Absolutely no idea why.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:15, archived)
# ...were you in the south of fronce?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:31, archived)
# haha
no but only 50m from the bottom coast of Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Stumpy Borat!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:45, archived)
# PISSS!!! GO COUNT YOUR DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:19, archived)
# zut alors
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Only about 10% of people with Tourette's have swearymouth
What's the probability of all the leaders in the race being in that 10%? Come on, mathematicians, get your boffiny thinking caps on!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:22, archived)
# What's the probability of all the leaders using performance enhancing drugs?
Edit: I don't think we need a boffin for this one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:25, archived)
# A side effect of all the twitching
is unnaturally strong cycling muscles. The swearing has just helped them push to the front.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# You clearly haven't cycled in traffic have you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
# As a cyclist, I approve.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] board seems slow, so have some historical giraffery...
so have some historical giraffery......


rp 1678372

rp 1614964



rp 1768370


rp 2597202

(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Giraffentanamo Bay ...

rp 1750130
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I went shopping in there with the missus once.
It was torture.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:05, archived)
# pfft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Guantanamo Drey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Guantanamouse bay?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:34, archived)
# oh!
they need the 'we will mend it' squad from Bagpuss to break them out!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:36, archived)
# you're giraffe crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Needs more 6 berth caravan.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:11, archived)
# super smashing great
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:13, archived)
# *foams*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:37, archived)
# YAY FOR EPILEPSY
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] and the invasion convoy ...
rp 3961106
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:15, archived)
# This is full of the good stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:17, archived)
# It wasn't until they got back and had the film developed that they realised anything out of the ordinary had happened.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Grandad always told me not to believe anything that was in black and white.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Are you calling my zebra a liar?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:12, archived)
# So is a zebra a black horse with white stripes or a white horse with black stripes?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:13, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:36, archived)
# All Zebrae are known to be compulsive liars.
Edit: My trustworthy friend Vagabond has pointed out my error, keep calm, I have rectified it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:17, archived)
# zebrae
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Are you in black and white?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I'm in pink & green.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Then zebrae it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I'm calling your zebra a fucking cunt.
To it's face!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:36, archived)
# ^ Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Grandad said that technicolor was superior.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:40, archived)
# ha ha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Cheers.
I've had some kind of monster creative block lately. If I hadn't managed to knock this together I think it would have been a massive TOAP with "I CAN'T F*****G HUMMUS" scrawled over it.

Managed a pic though. *phew*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Welcome to my world.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:22, archived)
# YOU WANT TOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hehe
I wish the world was still in black and white
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Gaspode?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:18, archived)
# *unexpected response confusion*
*googles*

It's a dog from a book about pixies n stuff

Confusion still in place!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:18, archived)
# You got the right dog...
He gets colour vision at one point and instead of a bone being basically white with greyish bits on it, he's got to deal with this ghastly reddy-purple nightmare thing. Or some such. Hence wishing the world was in black and white.

*zips up anorak, heads off to L-space*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)
# ook!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Sacerdotal, yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:26, archived)
# it's not pixies and stuff!
grr!

*shakes fist*

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)
# goblins then
or elves or whatever

heheheh - I thought that might hook someone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I've got all his books in hardback :)
Has my email stopped working? I've not had a single email all morning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:28, archived)
# damn - no wonder you aren't buying my Chinese Nikes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I Think He Was Just Looking At The Cars.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# deja post...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# quick medieval joke for ya...
"my wife made some lovely chips last night..."
"oh yes?"
"She ran through the castle portcullis too quickly"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I could make you colour blind if you like.
Special price.

Although it does involve butter and some marigolds.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:22, archived)
# what kind of butter?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Ghee.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:29, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:32, archived)
# mmmmm....
ghee.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:43, archived)
# The best of all artery clogger-uppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Coolio!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Haha!
They seem remarkably relaxed, considering.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:29, archived)
# snowblindness
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Excellent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Grunters!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I Think He Was Just Looking At The Cars. Read more:
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# eh?
Read what?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# hello young headwound!
owzit?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Eating kebab* at my desk for lunch.
Livin' the dream right here, fella. Livin' the dream...

* kebab, not k3b/-\b. Very important distinction right there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:50, archived)
# And I'm glad you clarified that...
;-)
Is it chicken or mystery meat?
I'm getting hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Lamb. 3 sikh kebabs and fresh naan.
mmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Right! That's it.
I'm off to King Of Felafel...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)

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