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I heard there was no time in space................................................................................................................................................but now...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:22,
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Light years ahead of itself !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:27,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:33,
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Bells are ringing in the transputer room !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:45,
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WOOOOOooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking ACE. Absolutely Beautiful.
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batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??! ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:47,
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:D Guinness'o'clock for me!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:13,
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In space, no one can hear you chime.
fact.
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway... ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:17,
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Haha! So that's where it went after the aliens stole it.
Only 150k in four easy payments.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:52,
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Sold it back to the Earthlings for twice the price.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:15,
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Outer Limits !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:32,
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On holiday in Honolulu
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:20,
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Whackadoo whackadoo
(thread crush)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:23,
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There is no space in time !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:26,
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I need a second opinion.
*edit: Get it? 'second' as in = to a space in time.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:32,
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Just a minute there !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:22,
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Oh oh...he's ticked off.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:38,
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Would, probably.
(after a few cocktails of course)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:27,
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Might as well have a my tie . . . mediocre drank all the wine !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:30,
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You want me drink your tie?
How rare.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:35,
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Yes . . . it was purchased in the
Appellation d'Origine Vin Délimité de Qualité Supérieure
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:44,
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Posh git!
I usually go the tie rack.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:46,
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BONG. Pedant Alert!
If we're going to have a week's challenge, let's get one thing straight..
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LokiMD ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:19,
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I am afraid you are late to the party.
Plus, Mediocre drank all the wine.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:22,
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I looked to see if it'd be done, but didn't spot one. My mistake, apologies.
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LokiMD ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:38,
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Oh behave, no need to apologise ;)
We all do it :)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:39,
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I hate learning.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:24,
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Smoke that BONG !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:29,
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It needed
saying.
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It ! ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:17,
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Picking up, where the BBC left off
.
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lord bofingham ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:58,
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Bet he can't eat just one . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:08,
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tower?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:14,
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A tough pill to swallow !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:16,
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extra woo for getting a wookeys hole in
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:58,
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herman:D ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:27,
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unce-unce-unce-unce
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:28,
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ince-ince-ince-ince
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:42,
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robin?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:02,
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donk-donk-donk-donk
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:52,
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Haaa aa a aa a aa
Sick!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:40,
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Proj, not had time to colour it, will do it when I can
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:52,
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This is what
Wolverine: Origins should have been like.
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Sobric scruffle me nuts ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:00,
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You're just bloody tops young man.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:04,
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mein gott!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:07,
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Ohhhh lovely
look nice with a bit of colour that :)
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umbongotime meh.......... ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:10,
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SsschwaAKKKK!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:25,
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Woot!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:40,
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COR!
That'll be great when it's finished.
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Shlvng ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:55,
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Is this what happened
At that Garden Party that Nick Griffin wasn't invited to ?
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It ! ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:16,
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Happy times, gooditude
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 21:22,
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:DD
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herman:D ,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 0:17,
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Thump Thump Thump
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:54,
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bong-bong-bong-bong
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:09,
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Big Ben in da house!
woop woop woop
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umbongotime meh.......... ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:09,
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plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:15,
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That's a fuck load of wine.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:19,
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Talk the plonk . . . walk the plonk . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:22,
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BASS!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:26,
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nice
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ALBIONISM ,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 2:01,
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Shameless Shilling
Simon Pegg promotes The Big Ben EyearamaCREATE YOUR OWN TODAY
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Frogcloset (noun) ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:26,
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reassuringly late
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rob ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:13,
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yays
cheers Rob
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:16,
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ta
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:16,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:16,
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Great timing in fact
I've just arrived.
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:17,
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Forgiven for the earliness of last weeks.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:17,
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since when has this fucking place had a newsletter?
what the fuck O.O
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:18,
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Cheers rob
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:24,
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Game over man! Game over!
Ta
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:25,
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surely your dog would just smell like a bitch.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:20,
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Killing the net one word at a time.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:42,
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Last of the summer wine
Rebels to the end! Last post now, check out the sites there good fun :)
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umbongotime meh.......... ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:05,
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Fuck, that's site's like trying to have a conversation with a banner ad.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:12,
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Wer ist dieser Beleidigung mein Vaterland?
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umbongotime meh.......... ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:48,
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Is that
Duncan Bannatyne with a tasch? If it is, I'm out.... that's what she said...
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BumCoffee Portrait videographer ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:52,
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there's something a bit funny about the guy on the right's head.
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:54,
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Comedy Hitler cracks me up.
Other comedians could take a lesson from him, it's all original material.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:55,
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macca looks like Ivy Tydesley
*edit* where's the cunting newsletter? I leave work in 1/2 hour and there's no way I'm reading it on MY time.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:03,
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You could always go in to work tomorrow
and read it then.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:10,
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I have to go into work tomorrow anyway
this is rubbish
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:12,
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Working Saturday!
Its unheard of, thats beer time :D
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umbongotime meh.......... ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:21,
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and then there were two . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:14,
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afternoon :D - have i got something in my teeth???
edit - yep this is me on a good day! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:04,
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Your hand.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:05,
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my hand and face
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08,
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...and tar pizza.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:18,
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nom nom
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:35,
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sweet suffering fuck!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:06,
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only if you ask nicely
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08,
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FUCK!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08,
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lube!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08,
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a spot of lard will do.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:14,
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sounds like a plan
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:15,
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The only drawback
is the problem with friction. It tends to fry your cock like a chipolata.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:23,
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Good lord!!
You're really rather ace at these! M Allow me to *click* :D
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Ninj ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08,
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thank you squire
too kind! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:09,
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Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant. That's what I think of Pizza Hut too
Oh yeah *Clcik*
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:09,
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mmmm pizza hut
i do like there salad bar! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:10,
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There was a guy in the diner this morning that looked a bit like that.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:09,
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nom nom
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:10,
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Cillit Bang by the looks of it.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:09,
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hahahaa
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:10,
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Not to worry . . . the maggots will soon sprout wings and fly away ~ ~ ~
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:18,
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thats a relief
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:29,
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You might want to stick some Bonjella cream on that
it looks a bit angry :-P
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umbongotime meh.......... ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:41,
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they've changed the
taste of that :( bastards!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:29,
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makes me itchy...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:56,
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thrush face
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:29,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:28,
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:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:30,
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Crikey!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:16,
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close
simon :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:30,
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'noon folks.
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SolidGoldChimp ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:58,
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vritual?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:58,
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yes... problem? I'm Retarded
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SolidGoldChimp ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:59,
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You mean Reartded?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:01,
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I dont know, I cant read!
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SolidGoldChimp ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:03,
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Haha
that works
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:01,
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^ What she says!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:03,
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^ haha :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:06,
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People say I can be quite vritualic.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:03,
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Turns the sound up...
Your image isn't Mac friendly! ;)
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JebediahSpringfield ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:03,
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V-ritual time.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08,
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^Like
B3ta = a virtual ritual
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:10,
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Representin'!
Big Ben-E
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:56,
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I hope the irony of a symbol of Britishness wearing a dollar chain is not lost on you.
Also, I like this!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:58,
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He's sucking up to foreign investors.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:01,
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Tourist dollars as well, I guess.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:04,
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He's raking in da cheddah!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:14,
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yo yo yo! :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:07,
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There's a party over here!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:09,
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No time too loose !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:21,
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(seriously...i don't know why i made this)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:33,
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It's so fresh !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:53,
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You mean "phresh"?
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Rico ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:07,
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Yes . . . Cocktail
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:13,
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FuckRfuckEfuckSfuckHfuck!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:36,
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:DD
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herman:D ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:28,
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Party bombed, Yo.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:31,
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Seriously, we always eat these...things
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grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:35,
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Office LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA *Clcik*
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:38,
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haha
eh?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:48,
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I sincerely hope it kills him
This man is like a virus
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:06,
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newsletter subject line compo time
Come on kids think of a funny But make sure it's original and won't inspire some twitter hate mob to come round and shit on my face. Sorry that doesn't rhyme I didn't have the time.
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rob ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:20,
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Crotch
The fruit that never goes out of fashion.
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Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr! ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:21,
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Terry Venebles is innocent
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:22,
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Richard Branson's cock smells like the internet
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:22,
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if you lick it it will get bigger
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:22,
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I bet you say that to all the boys
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:24,
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THIS WEEKS PRISON PARTY OUTFIT THEME: ARROWS AND NUMBERS
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:23,
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Wearing socks with sandals for peace
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:23,
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Putting the HIT in SHIT...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:24,
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Jon Venebales jailed for wanking over Gillian McKeith's twitter feed.
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Maels ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:24,
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Free this week: Jon Venables pull out child abuse kit. Batteries not included.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:27,
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ouch.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:16,
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Yay!
Someone got it! *hugs*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:55,
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B3ta Newsletter: the sea men in your escape hatch
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:28,
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Free DIY Tattoo stencils inside
might be a panther or maybe a dragon, not quite sure.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:28,
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Comes with free 'prisoners friend'
disinfectant kit.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:29,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:37,
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fab! :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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Better than Kim Jung Il's haircut.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:29,
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my tits ache for you
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:29,
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*retweets
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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just post it
ye ginger cunt, ye
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:30,
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Just to let you know, the CPS have you down for 'natural causes' too.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:30,
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BP: Don't make me pop a cap in your Gulf of Mexico
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:30,
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Dumping toxic internet waste in your mind
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Biffins Bridge ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:32,
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we fucked the internet for money
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:32,
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QUEEN:" I WOULD HAVE COCKPUNCHED NICK GRIFFIN"
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:35,
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hahahahah
^this^
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:38,
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^that^
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:48,
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^the other^
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:50,
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>them, over there>
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51,
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ahahaha
leave it your maj, he's not werf it
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:03,
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QUEUING UP FOR GRAND THEFT AUTO: 10 LOWER THAMES STREET, LONDON EC3
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:35,
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Please tell me you're not in Lower Thames street
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:42,
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I'm not
It's the home of Express "News"papers
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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Is it?
I'll pop round n fire bomb the fuckers, I'm only over the road
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:47,
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Stealing Keith Chegwin's twitter jokes since 1968
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basstard ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:35,
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^
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:42,
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In that case, YOU can't come to MY fucking garden party.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:36,
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If you like it then you better put a donk on it...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:37,
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A bigger, brighter star than R136a1
Apologies for lack of rhymage
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:37,
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I tried to follow on that there Twitter, but the wireless connection is poor in the shitter
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Ninj ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:39,
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Chock full of shitty bits of bits and bytes
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:40,
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Who wants to go to a garden party with a bunch of fucking Germans?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:40,
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Slicker than the Gulf of Mexico
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lord bofingham ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:40,
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Its easier to find Obama swimming in the Gulf of mexico than it is to find a decent joke in this issue.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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Fuller than Eamon Holmes at an all you can eat Buffet
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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Bought to you buy cheggers, tomorrow, probably.
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:44,
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John Venables, proving Daily Mail readers right since 1993.
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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I CAN'T BELIEVE A CHILD-MURDERING SCOUSER WOULD DO SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:47,
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can we get BP to cap Katie Prices gushing hole next?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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Bill Pertwee is not interested
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:48,
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*fills full of golf balls*
*caps* *leaks* *caps with robots* *crosses fingers*
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:50,
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Crosses legs
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:58,
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It's a messy job
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:52,
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OOO! DOUBLE RAINBOW!
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55,
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ALL THE WAY
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55,
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Reverse the outer spectrum!
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:01,
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damn those code monkeys
won't let you put style attributes in :P style="-moz-transform: scaleX(-1); -o-transform: scaleX(-1); -webkit-transform: scaleX(-1); transform: scaleX(-1); filter: FlipH; -ms-filter: "FlipH";" would have flipped it
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:10,
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Prince Phillip has his invite to the BNP's barbeque withdrawn.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:47,
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Bet they hate it when the sausages are overdone
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:49,
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VENABALS FOUND WITH PHOTOGRAPHS OF OILED CHILDREN, BP SUSPECTED AS SOURCE
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:48,
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Something to look at while you play with your piss piglet.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:49,
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roses are red
violets are blue just post it you cunt before I rape you
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:49,
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finally
something we can all get behind
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51,
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Heinz software development announced, offers free, open sauce toolkit
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:50,
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I heard you need a souped up computer to run it
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51,
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That's the trouble with computers though isn't it?
You're always playing ketchup with the latest technology.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:57,
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I agree
My PC's only a year old and it's a Has-bean.
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:14,
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Our contribution to the Big Society
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51,
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Any word from Peter Serafinowicz then?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51,
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Ha ha!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:53,
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He'll often just put a note at the bottom of other peoples letters
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:53,
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Lol
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:53,
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he says he's going to do it
but I feel stupid keep asking him - I don't want him to dread my name
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rob ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:52,
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"If you build it, they will come"
Says sperm bank architect
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:54,
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Gary Glitter posed as John Venables posing as Jonathan King online.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55,
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wanking in the garden with your daughter's knickers over its head waiting for you to come home
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crab_bloke) ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55,
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@cheggers why did the comic cross the line?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:19,
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Smashing into your inbox like a whale into a yacht
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55,
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Killing the net one word at a time.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:59,
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Racist man points out to aristocratic establishment that there are some rules that aren't written down.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:59,
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HAND BUILT BY ROBERTS
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:00,
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MY CAR RUNS ON SEAWATER, THANKS BP!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:00,
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landing on your desk like a russian donkey
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:01,
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Photoshopper required for BP publicity department.
Screening begins tomorrow.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:04,
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FREE ANAL SEX COUPON INSIDE
redeemable at most gay clubs
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08,
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Still only £0.00
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:11,
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Cameron further disrespects war dead by shitting on cenotaph
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:13,
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Frazzled Rock: Intense heatwave causes Muppet genocide.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:22,
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Cancering your
spunky backpack.
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BumCoffee Portrait videographer ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:23,
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Raoul Moat video game fails to live up to the hype
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:28,
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The Olympics
It'll be with us in two years time. What will all the building work end up like if the shite mascots are anything to go by?
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Araucaria is such a tit ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 23:02,
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big bell 1, 2 & 3, millenium big bell, re-recorded big bell and remixed & remastered original big bell
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:00,
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:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:02,
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hahaha... WIN!
the dirty old perv**(according to Mrs S)
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:03,
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dong!
where's proj? it may take a while to ink this
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:10,
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hahaha fuck yea!! :D
loving it so far
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:42,
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Looks like two days until war in the Korean peninsular. Meanwhile, in a universe run by women:
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:56,
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Those women, eh.
Only interested in clothes.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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Ah, it was the product of a conversation with the Mrs.
And a last cry into the dark before the entire department is sent on the harrassment and discrimination workshop. As far as I am aware (being fairly new here, but asking around a bit), there hasn't been a case in the department in living memory...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:04,
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Advice for office managers
Keep the sexual harrasment complaint forms in the bottom drawer, that way when she bends down to get one you can look down her norks
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:08,
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See, this is the thinking we need
except it should probably be directed towards things like oil leaks and global warming.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:12,
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do oil leaks and Global warming have norks?
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:19,
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Here's the thing:
if they try to make you attend the workshop, you should claim it constitutes harrassment and discrimination. That'll confuse them.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:14,
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Don't worry
The fashion arms industry will then lead the USA out of recession
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:00,
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What's Tess Daly doing at the UN?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:02,
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She looks hotter than Mess Daly
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:04,
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I dunno.
I just use stock photos...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:05,
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I thought it was Fearne Cotton
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HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt* ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:08,
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I always confuse them
Ferne Cotton and Brittain. Has lead to many an unhappy fappage
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:09,
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hah!
damn, you made me office snort. *blames an itchy nose*
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HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt* ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:27,
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Fuck women!
In particular, that woman there; preferably by me.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:03,
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Ahhh...Mr Bond
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Ninj ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:45,
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Ace!
also: bit quiet innit?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:49,
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yeah, was yesterday too
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:52,
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Just a bit!
How's our Joe t'day? :D
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Ninj ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:52,
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Working my gorgeous bottom off
shouldn't be allowed on a Friday how's the lovely ninj?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:54,
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Not too bad sir!
Get yourself off home. Tell 'em I said so, or I'll 'Ninja' their asses :D
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Ninj ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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I need yoor fookin' money!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:54,
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I'm going on holiday for charity
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fuscous ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:55,
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A sponsored holiday of a lifetime?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:56,
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I'm drinkin' bucky for charity *get me a new phone appeal
*get drunk enough till I go nick one
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:57,
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do people sponsor you for how far away you can get
They may not be your friends!
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:19,
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I can imagine this actually being in a Bond film.
additionally:
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:55,
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why has she got a blanket on in the bath?
People are wierd
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:20,
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It's a bath blanket.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:42,
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Does Lord Bath have a blanket?
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:59,
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We go to Lake Secrethole every Summer!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:16,
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Hahahaha...
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:19,
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two in one day, its a miracle!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:15,
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woo
thats ace! :D i love your style! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:17,
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cheers rev
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:20,
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awesome..nuff said!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:17,
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gah! now I need to go and draw wolverine again
any suggestions for a villain/enemy to be duffing up?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:20,
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Dr. Doom
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:21,
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Rob Manuel
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:21,
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Raoul Moat
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:29,
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Terry Venables
err I mean Jon Venables. ..
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:31,
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The Venerable Bede
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:34,
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the venereal bead
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:07,
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does Wolverine fight Doom? I have no idea about Marvel character interaction
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:23,
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I don't know but I can't see why not
look I'll be honest, I just want to see you do Doom because it would look awesome.
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:26,
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I think he did Dr. Doom before..and it was awesome :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:41,
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wolverine vs the nazi's! :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:26,
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Yes, this would be better.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:28,
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it's a done deal
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:28,
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:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:35,
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octer doctorpus
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:40,
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Sharktopus!
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:10,
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not really I can whack it 4 times a day
OOOOooooooo you mean pictures
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:17,
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Soup
Herb.
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:19,
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I'd like to stop clicking your stuff....
...but I can't help it :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:21,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:23,
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Yes
This makes my day
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:21,
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nicely done
nice to see a bit of 'classic' ht
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:40,
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Mictoboy!
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:46,
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Absolutely brilliant as per!
Would make super T-shirts :D
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Ninj ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:45,
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find me a decent online place that doesn't charge me or the person buying them a stupid amount (and prints to decent quality) and I'd do some
although probably can't sell any marvel stuff! :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:54,
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I know what you mean
Rob dogs :( Grrrrr
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Ninj ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:00,
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Marvel-ous!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:05,
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Frickin' A!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:46,
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Lovely bodily functioning, right here.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:06,
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you are gilbert / george
AICMFP
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:13,
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