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[challenge entry] I heard there was no time in space................................................................................................................................................but now...
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Light years ahead of itself !
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Bells are ringing in the transputer room !
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:45, archived)
# WOOOOOooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking ACE. Absolutely Beautiful.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:47, archived)
# :D Guinness'o'clock for me!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:13, archived)
# In space, no one can hear you chime.
fact.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Haha! So that's where it went after the aliens stole it.
Only 150k in four easy payments.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Sold it back to the Earthlings for twice the price.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Outer Limits !
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] On holiday in Honolulu
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Whackadoo whackadoo
(thread crush)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:23, archived)
# There is no space in time !
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:26, archived)
# I need a second opinion.
*edit: Get it? 'second' as in = to a space in time.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Just a minute there !
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Oh oh...he's ticked off.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Would, probably.
(after a few cocktails of course)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Might as well have a my tie . . . mediocre drank all the wine !
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:30, archived)
# You want me drink your tie?
How rare.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Yes . . . it was purchased in the
Appellation d'Origine Vin Délimité de Qualité Supérieure
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Posh git!
I usually go the tie rack.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] BONG. Pedant Alert!
If we're going to have a week's challenge, let's get one thing straight..

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I am afraid you are late to the party.
Plus, Mediocre drank all the wine.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:22, archived)
#
I looked to see if it'd be done, but didn't spot one. My mistake, apologies.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Oh behave, no need to apologise ;)
We all do it :)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:39, archived)
# I hate learning.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Smoke that BONG !
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:29, archived)
# It needed
saying.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Picking up, where the BBC left off
.

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Bet he can't eat just one . . .
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:08, archived)
# tower?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:14, archived)
# A tough pill to swallow !
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:16, archived)
# extra woo for getting a wookeys hole in
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:27, archived)
# unce-unce-unce-unce
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:28, archived)
# ince-ince-ince-ince
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:42, archived)
# robin?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:02, archived)
# donk-donk-donk-donk
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Haaa aa a aa a aa
Sick!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Proj, not had time to colour it, will do it when I can
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:52, archived)
# This is what
Wolverine: Origins should have been like.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:00, archived)
# You're just bloody tops young man.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:04, archived)
# mein gott!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Ohhhh lovely
look nice with a bit of colour that :)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:10, archived)
# SsschwaAKKKK!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Woot!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:40, archived)
# COR!
That'll be great when it's finished.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Is this what happened
At that Garden Party that Nick Griffin wasn't invited to ?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Happy times, gooditude
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 21:22, archived)
# :DD
(, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Thump Thump Thump
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:54, archived)
# bong-bong-bong-bong
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Big Ben in da house!
woop woop woop
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:09, archived)
# plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk-plonk

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:15, archived)
# That's a fuck load of wine.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Talk the plonk . . . walk the plonk . . .
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:22, archived)
# BASS!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:26, archived)
#
nice
(, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless Shilling

Simon Pegg promotes The Big Ben Eyearama
CREATE YOUR OWN TODAY
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:26, archived)
# reassuringly late
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:13, archived)
# yays
cheers Rob
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:16, archived)
# ta
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Great timing in fact
I've just arrived.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Forgiven for the earliness of last weeks.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:17, archived)
# since when has this fucking place had a newsletter?
what the fuck O.O
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Cheers rob
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Game over man! Game over!
Ta
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:25, archived)
# surely your dog would just smell like a bitch.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Killing the net one word at a time.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Last of the summer wine

Rebels to the end! Last post now, check out the sites there good fun :)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Fuck, that's site's like trying to have a conversation with a banner ad.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Wer ist dieser Beleidigung mein Vaterland?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Is that
Duncan Bannatyne with a tasch?

If it is, I'm out.... that's what she said...
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
# there's something a bit funny about the guy on the right's head.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Comedy Hitler cracks me up.
Other comedians could take a lesson from him, it's all original material.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:55, archived)
# macca looks like Ivy Tydesley
*edit*
where's the cunting newsletter? I leave work in 1/2 hour and there's no way I'm reading it on MY time.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:03, archived)
# You could always go in to work tomorrow
and read it then.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:10, archived)
# I have to go into work tomorrow anyway
this is rubbish
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Working Saturday!
Its unheard of, thats beer time :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:21, archived)
# and then there were two . . .
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:14, archived)
# afternoon :D - have i got something in my teeth???


edit - yep this is me on a good day! :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Your hand.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:05, archived)
# my hand and face
:)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08, archived)
# ...and tar pizza.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:18, archived)
# nom nom
:)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:35, archived)
# sweet suffering fuck!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:06, archived)
# only if you ask nicely
:)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08, archived)
# lube!
:)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08, archived)
# a spot of lard will do.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:14, archived)
# sounds like a plan
:)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:15, archived)
# The only drawback
is the problem with friction. It tends to fry your cock like a chipolata.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Good lord!!
You're really rather ace at these! M
Allow me to *click* :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08, archived)
# thank you squire
too kind! :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant. That's what I think of Pizza Hut too
Oh yeah
*Clcik*
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:09, archived)
# mmmm pizza hut
i do like there salad bar! :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:10, archived)
# There was a guy in the diner this morning that looked a bit like that.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:09, archived)
# nom nom
:)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Cillit Bang by the looks of it.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:09, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Not to worry . . . the maggots will soon sprout wings and fly away ~ ~ ~
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:18, archived)
# thats a relief
:)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:29, archived)
# You might want to stick some Bonjella cream on that
it looks a bit angry :-P
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:41, archived)
# they've changed the
taste of that :( bastards!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:29, archived)
# makes me itchy...

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)
# thrush face
:)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:29, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:28, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Crikey!

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:16, archived)
# close
simon :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:30, archived)
# 'noon folks.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:58, archived)
# vritual?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:58, archived)
#
yes... problem?




I'm Retarded
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:59, archived)
# You mean Reartded?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:01, archived)
#
I dont know, I cant read!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Haha
that works
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ^ What she says!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:03, archived)
# ^ haha :)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:06, archived)
# People say I can be quite vritualic.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Turns the sound up...
Your image isn't Mac friendly! ;)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:03, archived)
# V-ritual time.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08, archived)
# ^Like
B3ta = a virtual ritual
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Representin'!

Big Ben-E
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I hope the irony of a symbol of Britishness wearing a dollar chain is not lost on you.
Also, I like this!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:58, archived)
# He's sucking up to foreign investors.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Tourist dollars as well, I guess.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:04, archived)
# He's raking in da cheddah!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:14, archived)
# yo yo yo! :)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:07, archived)
# There's a party over here!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:09, archived)
# No time too loose !
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:21, archived)
# (seriously...i don't know why i made this)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:33, archived)
# It's so fresh !
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:53, archived)
# You mean "phresh"?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Yes . . . Cocktail
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:13, archived)
# FuckRfuckEfuckSfuckHfuck!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:36, archived)
# :DD
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Party bombed, Yo.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Seriously, we always eat these...things
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Office LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA *Clcik*
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# haha
eh?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
# I sincerely hope it kills him
This man is like a virus
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:06, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo time
Come on kids think of a funny
But make sure it's original and won't inspire some twitter hate mob to come round and shit on my face.
Sorry that doesn't rhyme
I didn't have the time.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Crotch
The fruit that never goes out of fashion.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Terry Venebles is innocent
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Richard Branson's cock smells like the internet
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)
# if you lick it it will get bigger
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)
# THIS WEEKS PRISON PARTY OUTFIT THEME: ARROWS AND NUMBERS
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Wearing socks with sandals for peace
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Putting the HIT in SHIT...
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Jon Venebales jailed for wanking over Gillian McKeith's twitter feed.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Free this week: Jon Venables pull out child abuse kit. Batteries not included.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# ouch.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Yay!
Someone got it!

*hugs*
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:55, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter: the sea men in your escape hatch
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Free DIY Tattoo stencils inside
might be a panther or maybe a dragon, not quite sure.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Comes with free 'prisoners friend'
disinfectant kit.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)
# fab! :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Better than Kim Jung Il's haircut.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)
# my tits ache for you
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)
# *retweets
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
# just post it
ye ginger cunt, ye
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Just to let you know, the CPS have you down for 'natural causes' too.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# BP: Don't make me pop a cap in your Gulf of Mexico
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Dumping toxic internet waste in your mind
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)
# we fucked the internet for money
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)
# QUEEN:" I WOULD HAVE COCKPUNCHED NICK GRIFFIN"
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahah
^this^
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# ^that^
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
# ^the other^
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:50, archived)
# >them, over there>
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51, archived)
# ahahaha
leave it your maj, he's not werf it
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:03, archived)
# QUEUING UP FOR GRAND THEFT AUTO: 10 LOWER THAMES STREET, LONDON EC3
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Please tell me you're not in Lower Thames street
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I'm not
It's the home of Express "News"papers
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Is it?
I'll pop round n fire bomb the fuckers, I'm only over the road
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Stealing Keith Chegwin's twitter jokes since 1968
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# In that case, YOU can't come to MY fucking garden party.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
# If you like it then you better put a donk on it...
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)
# A bigger, brighter star than R136a1
Apologies for lack of rhymage
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I tried to follow on that there Twitter, but the wireless connection is poor in the shitter
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Chock full of shitty bits of bits and bytes
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Who wants to go to a garden party with a bunch of fucking Germans?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Slicker than the Gulf of Mexico
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Its easier to find Obama swimming in the Gulf of mexico than it is to find a decent joke in this issue.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Fuller than Eamon Holmes at an all you can eat Buffet
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Bought to you buy cheggers, tomorrow, probably.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)
# John Venables, proving Daily Mail readers right since 1993.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I CAN'T BELIEVE A CHILD-MURDERING SCOUSER WOULD DO SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:47, archived)
# can we get BP to cap Katie Prices gushing hole next?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Bill Pertwee is not interested
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
# *fills full of golf balls*
*caps*
*leaks*
*caps with robots*
*crosses fingers*
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Crosses legs
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:58, archived)
# It's a messy job

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:52, archived)
# OOO! DOUBLE RAINBOW!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# ALL THE WAY
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Reverse the outer spectrum!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:01, archived)
# damn those code monkeys
won't let you put style attributes in :P

style="-moz-transform: scaleX(-1); -o-transform: scaleX(-1); -webkit-transform: scaleX(-1); transform: scaleX(-1); filter: FlipH; -ms-filter: "FlipH";"
would have flipped it
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Prince Phillip has his invite to the BNP's barbeque withdrawn.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Bet they hate it when the sausages are overdone
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# VENABALS FOUND WITH PHOTOGRAPHS OF OILED CHILDREN, BP SUSPECTED AS SOURCE
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Something to look at while you play with your piss piglet.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# roses are red
violets are blue
just post it you cunt
before I rape you
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# finally
something we can all get behind
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Heinz software development announced, offers free, open sauce toolkit
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I heard you need a souped up computer to run it
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51, archived)
# That's the trouble with computers though isn't it?
You're always playing ketchup with the latest technology.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I agree
My PC's only a year old and it's a Has-bean.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Our contribution to the Big Society
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Any word from Peter Serafinowicz then?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# He'll often just put a note at the bottom of other peoples letters
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Lol
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# he says he's going to do it
but I feel stupid keep asking him - I don't want him to dread my name
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
# "If you build it, they will come"
Says sperm bank architect
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Gary Glitter posed as John Venables posing as Jonathan King online.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# wanking in the garden with your daughter's knickers over its head waiting for you to come home
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# @cheggers why did the comic cross the line?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Smashing into your inbox like a whale into a yacht
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Killing the net one word at a time.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Racist man points out to aristocratic establishment that there are some rules that aren't written down.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:59, archived)
# HAND BUILT BY ROBERTS
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:00, archived)
# MY CAR RUNS ON SEAWATER, THANKS BP!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:00, archived)
# landing on your desk like a russian donkey
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Photoshopper required for BP publicity department.
Screening begins tomorrow.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:04, archived)
# FREE ANAL SEX COUPON INSIDE
redeemable at most gay clubs
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Still only £0.00
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Cameron further disrespects war dead by shitting on cenotaph
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Frazzled Rock: Intense heatwave causes Muppet genocide.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Cancering your
spunky backpack.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Raoul Moat video game fails to live up to the hype
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:28, archived)
# The Olympics
It'll be with us in two years time. What will all the building work end up like if the shite mascots are anything to go by?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] big bell 1, 2 & 3, millenium big bell, re-recorded big bell and remixed & remastered original big bell
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha... WIN!
the dirty old perv*

*(according to Mrs S)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)
# dong!
where's proj? it may take a while to ink this
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha fuck yea!! :D

loving it so far
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Looks like two days until war in the Korean peninsular. Meanwhile, in a universe run by women:
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Those women, eh.
Only interested in clothes.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Ah, it was the product of a conversation with the Mrs.
And a last cry into the dark before the entire department is sent on the harrassment and discrimination workshop. As far as I am aware (being fairly new here, but asking around a bit), there hasn't been a case in the department in living memory...
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Advice for office managers
Keep the sexual harrasment complaint forms in the bottom drawer, that way when she bends down to get one you can look down her norks
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# See, this is the thinking we need
except it should probably be directed towards things like oil leaks and global warming.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)
# do oil leaks and Global warming have norks?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Here's the thing:
if they try to make you attend the workshop, you should claim it constitutes harrassment and discrimination. That'll confuse them.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Don't worry
The fashion arms industry will then lead the USA out of recession
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# What's Tess Daly doing at the UN?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)
# She looks hotter than Mess Daly
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I dunno.
I just use stock photos...
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I thought it was Fearne Cotton
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I always confuse them
Ferne Cotton and Brittain.

Has lead to many an unhappy fappage
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hah!
damn, you made me office snort.

*blames an itchy nose*
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Fuck women!
In particular, that woman there; preferably by me.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahhh...Mr Bond
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Ace!
also: bit quiet innit?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# yeah, was yesterday too

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Just a bit!
How's our Joe t'day? :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Working my gorgeous bottom off
shouldn't be allowed on a Friday

how's the lovely ninj?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Not too bad sir!
Get yourself off home. Tell 'em I said so, or I'll 'Ninja' their asses

:D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)
# I need yoor fookin' money!

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(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I'm going on holiday for charity
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# A sponsored holiday of a lifetime?

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I'm drinkin' bucky for charity *get me a new phone appeal
*get drunk enough till I go nick one
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# do people sponsor you for how far away you can get
They may not be your friends!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I can imagine this actually being in a Bond film.

additionally:
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# why has she got a blanket on in the bath?
People are wierd
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)
# It's a bath blanket.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Does Lord Bath have a blanket?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:59, archived)
# We go to Lake Secrethole every Summer!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:19, archived)
# two in one day, its a miracle!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# woo
thats ace! :D i love your style! :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# cheers rev
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# awesome..nuff said!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# gah! now I need to go and draw wolverine again
any suggestions for a villain/enemy to be duffing up?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Dr. Doom
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Rob Manuel
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Raoul Moat

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Terry Venables
err I mean Jon Venables.

..

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# The Venerable Bede
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# the venereal bead
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# does Wolverine fight Doom? I have no idea about Marvel character interaction
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# I don't know but I can't see why not
look I'll be honest, I just want to see you do Doom because it would look awesome.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I think he did Dr. Doom before..and it was awesome :)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# wolverine vs the nazi's! :)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Yes, this would be better.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:28, archived)
# it's a done deal
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:28, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# octer doctorpus
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Sharktopus!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# not really I can whack it 4 times a day
OOOOooooooo you mean pictures
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Soup
Herb.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I'd like to stop clicking your stuff....
...but I can't help it :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Yes
This makes my day
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# nicely done
nice to see a bit of 'classic' ht
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Mictoboy!
:D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant as per!
Would make super T-shirts :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# find me a decent online place that doesn't charge me or the person buying them a stupid amount (and prints to decent quality) and I'd do some
although probably can't sell any marvel stuff! :D
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I know what you mean
Rob dogs :( Grrrrr
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Marvel-ous!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Frickin' A!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely bodily functioning, right here.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# you are gilbert / george
AICMFP
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)

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