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[challenge entry] It's a bit slow today?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:12, archived)
# CAYOOT!
Have an oldie

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Maaaaan, you gotta reach for the dream!
Keep climbing that NING
(I imagaine the Rocky Music is playing for the guy at the top)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I thought you were singing that Steps song...
"Reach for the Ning... and you dreams will all come true...."
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:23, archived)
# GAH!
EARWORM!

Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:33, archived)
# S Club
*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Rachel as Rickie


Did a range of these for an old Popjustice thread.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# IRTA "I imagine Roxy Music is playing for the guy at the top"
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Ningles!

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:18, archived)
# ^ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Haha
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# It's a Ground Hog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Good morning


b3ta seems awfully quiet of late.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:47, archived)
# *tumbleweeds*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Everyone is on holiday
except for us
: (
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:04, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Always fashionably late.....

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Awws
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# yeah
busy
nings
bye
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] have to get some deworming tablets.


'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 5:33, archived)
# \o/
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 6:45, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:06, archived)
# The third in the trilogy would be:
Sharks on a spacecraft
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:08, archived)
# ANTS ON A DINGY
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:14, archived)
# MUSHROOMS ON A LOG
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:45, archived)
# CRUMBS ON A BEARD
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# SHIT ON A RAFT
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:43, archived)
# SIT ON MY FACE
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I'll give this a miss in the theaters
but I will probably buy the DVD when it becomes a 3 for 2 sale item.

Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:22, archived)
# there is a logical formula for this
if it is a film you've seen and liked in the cinema then you will buy it when gets to £5

if it is a film you've not seen at the cinema, but a friend said it was worth watching then you'll take a punt on it when it get's to £3
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:32, archived)
# So who are all the people that buy DVDs at full price?

I think they may be the ones with coupons.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Haha
Ningles, T'Board:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:42, archived)
# gary the flid says 'ning
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:17, archived)
# those are some big mother fucking worms!
ning peoples.

Our IT support girl just told someone that their password was case sensitive. They then asked if that has a space in it or was just one word.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
My favourite here is:

"Vagabond - we got this display made but now we want it adjusted, and the person who created it has left. Can you help?"

"Sure thing - do you know what they made it in?"

"They made it in their laptop."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:55, archived)
# hehehe!
did you see that funky drawing screen on Dragon's Den last night?

www.yrwall.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Interesting.
Interesting.

I can see that working.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# WENTTOSEECOMBICHRISTLASTNIGHTANDTHEYWEREAMAZINGKTHXBI
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Cool

Or so I assume. I was having a nice evening with a lot of industrial bands last night. Didn't play any Combichrist though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Head Count
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:48, archived)
# there's no point counting
i never get any
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Where there's a Will . . . there's a way . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:55, archived)
# not unless i get a couple of ribs removed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Eve'n that might help !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:59, archived)
# the pun! it burns!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:00, archived)
# I hear that honey helps . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:05, archived)
# i have honey in the cupboard
but it's for my carrot cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Now we're getting somewhere !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:10, archived)
# yes we are
three quarters of the way down a pint of sherry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:10, archived)
# I used to think any port in a storm . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:14, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
port and lemon......
fuck it, i',m going to bed
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Nit-O !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:16, archived)
# That's shit!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:16, archived)
# this fills mew with a sense of urgency
nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:17, archived)
# nighty nighty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Even though it's ahead of itself . . . it's right on time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:20, archived)
#
Oooooooo
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 3 Aug 2010, 6:53, archived)
# Isn't anybody going to cut the blue wire?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:41, archived)
# they only do that on clocks that count down, and for some reason it's always just before it get to zero
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Isn't that when it's the red wire?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# DON'T CUT THE RED WIRE
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# .
(resistanceisfutile, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Tiger Woulds
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:49, archived)
# why does he look so puzzled?
he knows it's a cock, he fuckinhg drew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha
and
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 6:51, archived)
# Cocky
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 3 Aug 2010, 6:54, archived)
# ;)
(Testicles just for you, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:20, archived)
# arf!
his eyes say "i may be ugly, but i can hypnotise you into having sex with me"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:21, archived)
# damn my decreased alcohol capacity!
i've had one sherry and i already feel a bit pissed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:30, archived)
# says you
sipping sherries and eating batteries
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:31, archived)
# the batteries aren't for eating.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:33, archived)
# tried em once
they're revolting
but that's ohm cooking
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:35, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:38, archived)
# joule pay for that one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:59, archived)
# i haven't got a big enough pan for this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Is this funny?
twitter.com/WhyGolfIsFun/status/20179841964
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:32, archived)
# can't see it
on my blue peter computer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Drink more.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:51, archived)
# i am
i don't have any sherry glasses, so i'm drinking it out of a mug
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Less body mass means more alcohol per kg.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:35, archived)
# i know
my niece's christening is this sunday, i'll be pissed by 2p.m
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Don't piss in the font and you'll be reet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:41, archived)
# i'm more worried about my sister's wedding
it's the law that bridesmaid's dresses are dog ugly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:42, archived)
# I would try to pun
but it's pillow me
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:30, archived)
# scatter be a better pun than that one
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:37, archived)
# stuff you
:)
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:39, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:38, archived)
# not one spang
for Peter Cushions...

I am sad now. :)
(Testicles just for you, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Good Post, Great Actor!
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 3:25, archived)
# We were just cushioning the blow
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 3:28, archived)
#
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# ...

Stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:54, archived)
# MIGUELLE is a cunt!
I love him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Fucking.
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:57, archived)
# is it wrong that
as i was scrolling down, i thought miguelle was going to have hot, dry sex with that old woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Is it wrong that I'm wondering
pre- or post-mortem
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:04, archived)
# we're both sick and depraved
you do know that, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:05, archived)
# maybe he did
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:05, archived)
# BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:06, archived)
# FIND OUT IN THE CONTINOUS MISANTHROPIC ANTICS OF
chikkin miguelle
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:07, archived)
# *waits with baited breathe*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:13, archived)
# *sips sherry and replaces batteries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Well fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:04, archived)
# He seems like a troubled writer to me.
/troubled reader
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:18, archived)
# he's easily distracted isn't he.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Must've caught the bus . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:42, archived)
# what a bitch!
she's blatantly olded out lost her footing and brutally crushed and murdered the poor chicken as he was innocently smoking a fag.

/£350ph case for the defence blog

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:21, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:25, archived)
# Oh Miguelle, you rascal
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:29, archived)
# You and Deeg need to do a Miguelle/Chinstrap crossover! :D
Actually, get Jeremy the annoying horse in it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Lion Prince
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:12, archived)
# HE IS THE CHOSIMBA ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Not king for much longer
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Via Doncaster please
(moistness, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
# DO YOU WANT KARATE?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(herman:D, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Love the way you made Redford Butch instead of Sundance
to piss off Newman and make an ironic "I don't know what I'm on about" allusion. Have a veuve click.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Starring Vin Diesel and a whole big pile of vampire and alien bodyparts.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
# damn stupid fucking sparkly vampires
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/links/dance:2
(herman:D, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:25, archived)
# awwwwwww!
 


cute vid : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Blalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulal
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
# blthlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtltlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlht
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# yes!
Is it your own cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# No it is not, I've seen it elsewheres
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Here?
www.b3ta.com/links/494768
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:59, archived)
# and
www.lesdebiles.com/lsd-cat-v4712-1.html
(herman:D, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)
# and
www.b3ta.com/links/ninja_cat
(herman:D, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:13, archived)
# No
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Isn't it Maru?

ah maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Maru has more tabby on him, and considerably more girth.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:38, archived)
# I'm quite fond of that little chicken character I drew earlier. Ladies and gentlemen, meet...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:04, archived)
# I don't like him
I know where he's been
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:05, archived)
# i like him
he has a look that says "accuse me of being a disney character and i'll peck your fucking liver out through your ringpice, you cunt!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:07, archived)
# hes tiny. but hes badass
now I just need to come up with some adventures for him...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# one of them should definitely involve a smoky jazz club
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:21, archived)
# He looks as if he's been through the wars
*checks down page*
Oh, he has!
Hello Mr Shit Chikkin
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Chicken Kickin' Chikkin !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:17, archived)
# KFC :D
(herman:D, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Too many facelifts
His testicles are up beneath his chin
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
# That's the way to do it.
Book a table for one and the staff will be extra nice to you, just in case you're the Michelin man.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Stowed away !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# freebase on a plane!
that'd make a great sequel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:01, archived)
# >FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# >F5
*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:15, archived)
# ahh
ahhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:03, archived)
# haha fuck

(herman:D, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:04, archived)
# it's times like this that i realize just what a terrifying little shit freebase is
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:06, archived)
# freebase rules!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The Horror...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:32, archived)
# ah, jeffrey combs
he has a face that makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# I only really learnt about him from Star Trek
Of course there he has all the slap on, then just to make sure he then goes and voices The Question in Justice League. I couldn't really tell you what he looks like...
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:56, archived)
# he's in the frighteners
not a bad film, really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# and JOHN ASTIN, oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:18, archived)
# I've been contemplating buying an Addams Family box set for the past year
 
am I actually going to watch it, or do I JUST WANT TO HAVE THE OPTION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# I don't have Brisco County Jr either, so I probably need that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)
# if you don't buy it
you'll always wish you had
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# CARA MIA!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:15, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] been done no doubt

but not in this compo ?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I couldn't be bothered


adding any more celebrity paedos.

apologies if bindun
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Quite frankly I think Gary Glitter, Jeff Bridges, Ewan McGregor and Kevin Spacey are more than enough paedos for one picture thank-you very much.
*awaits several lawsuits*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Ewen McGregor?
Surely not
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:01, archived)
# After years of training Gerald was finally able to put his hard work to good use

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# oh, gerald!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# He could have picked a more promising line though!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Gerald has the makings of a Ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:13, archived)
# ninjas do not need a stick for balance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:16, archived)
# ninjas fly all the time
and are mammals.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:17, archived)
# what many people don't know
is that ninjas are vulnerable to marmalade
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:19, archived)
# I like their wiki site.
www.realultimatepower.net
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:21, archived)
# that kid is a total tool
and he is very gay for ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Who isn't!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Panda!
I ordered a wacom tablet on the weekend and after getting to grips with is I drew this. Hope you like!

(Panda_Pop, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# magenta fail.
nice panda.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:22, archived)
# I do
was it a bamboo tablet?

Have some rubbish panda thing


(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# it is
I went for an entry level cheap one as Ive never really used on before!
(Panda_Pop, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# i see your rubbish panda thing
and raise it another rubbish panda thing

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:48, archived)
# they're probably nice creatures
but they just sit there and eat, with vacuous looks on their faces. if i wanted to see that, i'd go to my mum's for sunday lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:50, archived)
# WRONG:

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:52, archived)
# that is clearly a mutant
created by genetic engineers to keep the panda race going, because they're too lazy to do it themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# True.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# sit there eating and not fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU HAVE TO DRAW A CDC
very good though, welcome to wacom land
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# *confused*
whats a cdc?
(Panda_Pop, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# I love you
with manga panda eyes of innocence
*edit*
You are very welcome here with your panda based Wacom jolities. Take no notice of these bitter b3tans......
p.s. draw a cdc
you b3stard
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:58, archived)
# ok...


(Panda_Pop, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# I'm suddenly hungry for a flaked corn based cereal
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:04, archived)
# bork bork bukEERRRRK
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfXRqn-nRfs

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Lovely
but where's the traditional new-tablet-cdc?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# if you won't even shag to save your own species, what use are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# being adorable is useful
=)
(Panda_Pop, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# they're dull
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I have it on good authority that they love it on the receiving end.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:30, archived)
# who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Ver Noice!
Fuck tradition maybe you're starting a new one?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# That's lovely. Even though I can't believe how wrong you are for drawing this first.

I bet you're being this ][ close to being naughtybanned, buster.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# panda maintains sensible bamboo vigilance
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I heard about the Panda
that went to mcdonalds, had a cheeseburger then gets out a gun and kills the manager then just walks off*


*eats shoots and leaves
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:32, archived)
# From iBood?
If not ignore me, I picked up a Bamboo Fun Medium for £60 or so from them, dead happy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:52, archived)
# silly lion, panda cannot have bamboo tablet, that is just asking for trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# photo is currently unavailable
 
can you even direct link from flickr?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:14, archived)
# should work now?
I changed the frame in flickr and didnt realise it would change the link here.
(Panda_Pop, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# not showing for me, sorry.
 
I love flickr but I use b3tards for all my current b3ta pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(spaffwrap indulged his power socket fetish on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# heh
can't argue with that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:14, archived)
# I like this
Speaking as an astronomer and all, SETI is a total and utter waste of time and money, perhaps beaten only by sending men back to the Moon or Mars. There's aliens out there and we're never gonna fucking hear them, and we'll never meet them, and we'll die never seeing them. Tough shit, live with it.



Edit: This rant is aimed at SETI, not your image :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Exactly
and why do people always think that advanced aliens are going to be nice and friendly?
They only want to analy probe then eat us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# I've not heard too much about the eating
but they certainly seem very fond of anal probes. It's clear from the history of humanity that any intelligent race is going to end up in such a state of advanced sexual perversion that woes should betide any lesser race that comes into contact with them. They've clearly already buggered all the ape-equivalents on their own planets to death and left their sheeplike creatures on the verge of extinction.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:33, archived)
# sorry
my brain just kind of faded out as soon as i saw the words "sexual perversion"....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:52, archived)
# You need to read this
calstaging.bemidjistate.edu/en3930/roley/howto.html
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:01, archived)
# If they gave me a ride in their flying saucer
I, for one, would happily 'take one for the team'. If they can get here in defiance of every law of physics, their anal probes are probably very sleek and discreet.

I'd have to be firm about not getting et though.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:06, archived)
# I hear what you're saying . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# (11)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:00, archived)
# is that a shark with fricking laser beams on its head?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Don't insult my kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:02, archived)
# carcharodon carcharias
the most magnificent creature in the world and also my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# your sharkmouthed tarsier displeases me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# You don't like animals much, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# yes
the ones that taste nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# indeed
ed 209's arms with laser modifications!

I approve of this combination of science and nature.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:05, archived)
# as do i
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Shhhhh!.....shhhh.....sh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:08, archived)
# You down with OCP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOoSe2K5DU&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I ruv dat!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Now it will nevar be safe to go back into the warter !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Showers have been cleared of all safety violations.
*hint*hint*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:10, archived)
# wheres the bridge?
I want to be a shark dentist if i cant be a bra fitter
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:04, archived)
# A bra fitter!
Damn! I've been wasting my life!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# would
possibly have
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# it still can't walk down stairs though
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# That's hard for anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
# YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS BEFORE I DEVOUR YOU WHOLE AFTER SWISHING YOU AROUND A BIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# we will have to obtain a larger floatation device
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# It's will be a fait ac-COMPLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# oh yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:33, archived)
# FUGYEA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# FUCK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:48, archived)
# also
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:50, archived)
# FUCK just doesn't cut it here.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:54, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ah
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt's ...
POO PARTY TIME! :D

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Woo Poo :D
(herman:D, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:06, archived)
# FP Now!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:50, archived)
# now that is truly awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)

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