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[challenge entry] It's a bit slow today?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:12, archived)
# CAYOOT!
Have an oldie

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Maaaaan, you gotta reach for the dream!
Keep climbing that NING
(I imagaine the Rocky Music is playing for the guy at the top)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I thought you were singing that Steps song...
"Reach for the Ning... and you dreams will all come true...."
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:23, archived)
# GAH!
EARWORM!

Bastard!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:33, archived)
# S Club
*shames*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Rachel as Rickie


Did a range of these for an old Popjustice thread.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# IRTA "I imagine Roxy Music is playing for the guy at the top"
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Ningles!

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:18, archived)
# ^ :)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# It's a Ground Hog
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Good morning


b3ta seems awfully quiet of late.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:47, archived)
# *tumbleweeds*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Everyone is on holiday
except for us
: (
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:04, archived)
# :(

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Always fashionably late.....

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Awws
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# yeah
busy
nings
bye
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] have to get some deworming tablets.


'ning!


(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 5:33, archived)
# \o/
Hurrah!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 6:45, archived)
# HAHA
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:06, archived)
# The third in the trilogy would be:
Sharks on a spacecraft
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:08, archived)
# ANTS ON A DINGY
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:14, archived)
# MUSHROOMS ON A LOG
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:45, archived)
# CRUMBS ON A BEARD
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# SHIT ON A RAFT
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:43, archived)
# SIT ON MY FACE
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I'll give this a miss in the theaters
but I will probably buy the DVD when it becomes a 3 for 2 sale item.

Morning!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:22, archived)
# there is a logical formula for this
if it is a film you've seen and liked in the cinema then you will buy it when gets to ยฃ5

if it is a film you've not seen at the cinema, but a friend said it was worth watching then you'll take a punt on it when it get's to ยฃ3
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:32, archived)
# So who are all the people that buy DVDs at full price?

I think they may be the ones with coupons.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Haha
Ningles, T'Board:

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:42, archived)
# gary the flid says 'ning
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:17, archived)
# those are some big mother fucking worms!
ning peoples.

Our IT support girl just told someone that their password was case sensitive. They then asked if that has a space in it or was just one word.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
My favourite here is:

"Vagabond - we got this display made but now we want it adjusted, and the person who created it has left. Can you help?"

"Sure thing - do you know what they made it in?"

"They made it in their laptop."
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:55, archived)
# hehehe!
did you see that funky drawing screen on Dragon's Den last night?

www.yrwall.com/
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Interesting.
Interesting.

I can see that working.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# WENTTOSEECOMBICHRISTLASTNIGHTANDTHEYWEREAMAZINGKTHXBI
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Cool

Or so I assume. I was having a nice evening with a lot of industrial bands last night. Didn't play any Combichrist though.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Head Count
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:48, archived)
# there's no point counting
i never get any
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Where there's a Will . . . there's a way . . .
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:55, archived)
# not unless i get a couple of ribs removed
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Eve'n that might help !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:59, archived)
# the pun! it burns!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:00, archived)
# I hear that honey helps . . .
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:05, archived)
# i have honey in the cupboard
but it's for my carrot cakes
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Now we're getting somewhere !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:10, archived)
# yes we are
three quarters of the way down a pint of sherry
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:10, archived)
# I used to think any port in a storm . . .
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:14, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
port and lemon......
fuck it, i',m going to bed
g'night all
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Nit-O !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:19, archived)
#

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:16, archived)
# That's shit!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:16, archived)
# this fills mew with a sense of urgency
nighty night
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:17, archived)
# nighty nighty
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Even though it's ahead of itself . . . it's right on time !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:20, archived)
#
Oooooooo
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 6:53, archived)
# Isn't anybody going to cut the blue wire?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:41, archived)
# they only do that on clocks that count down, and for some reason it's always just before it get to zero
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Isn't that when it's the red wire?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# DON'T CUT THE RED WIRE
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# .
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Tiger Woulds
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:49, archived)
# why does he look so puzzled?
he knows it's a cock, he fuckinhg drew it!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha
and
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 6:51, archived)
# Cocky
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 6:54, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:20, archived)
# arf!
his eyes say "i may be ugly, but i can hypnotise you into having sex with me"
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:21, archived)
# damn my decreased alcohol capacity!
i've had one sherry and i already feel a bit pissed!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:30, archived)
# says you
sipping sherries and eating batteries
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:31, archived)
# the batteries aren't for eating.....
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:33, archived)
# tried em once
they're revolting
but that's ohm cooking
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:35, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:38, archived)
# joule pay for that one
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:59, archived)
# i haven't got a big enough pan for this one
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Is this funny?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:32, archived)
# can't see it
on my blue peter computer
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Drink more.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:51, archived)
# i am
i don't have any sherry glasses, so i'm drinking it out of a mug
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Less body mass means more alcohol per kg.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:35, archived)
# i know
my niece's christening is this sunday, i'll be pissed by 2p.m
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Don't piss in the font and you'll be reet.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:41, archived)
# i'm more worried about my sister's wedding
it's the law that bridesmaid's dresses are dog ugly :(
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:42, archived)
# I would try to pun
but it's pillow me
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:30, archived)
# scatter be a better pun than that one
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:37, archived)
# stuff you
:)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:39, archived)
# :((
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:38, archived)
# not one spang
for Peter Cushions...

I am sad now. :)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Good Post, Great Actor!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 3:25, archived)
# We were just cushioning the blow
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 3:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:54, archived)
# MIGUELLE is a cunt!
I love him
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Fucking.
Awesome.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:57, archived)
# is it wrong that
as i was scrolling down, i thought miguelle was going to have hot, dry sex with that old woman?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Is it wrong that I'm wondering
pre- or post-mortem
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:04, archived)
# we're both sick and depraved
you do know that, don't you?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:05, archived)
# maybe he did
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:05, archived)
# BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:06, archived)
# FIND OUT IN THE CONTINOUS MISANTHROPIC ANTICS OF
chikkin miguelle
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:07, archived)
# *waits with baited breathe*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:13, archived)
# *sips sherry and replaces batteries*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Well fair enough.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:04, archived)
# He seems like a troubled writer to me.
/troubled reader
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:18, archived)
# he's easily distracted isn't he.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Must've caught the bus . . .
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:42, archived)
# what a bitch!
she's blatantly olded out lost her footing and brutally crushed and murdered the poor chicken as he was innocently smoking a fag.

/ยฃ350ph case for the defence blog

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:21, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:25, archived)
# Oh Miguelle, you rascal
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:29, archived)
# You and Deeg need to do a Miguelle/Chinstrap crossover! :D
Actually, get Jeremy the annoying horse in it too.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Lion Prince
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:12, archived)
# HE IS THE CHOSIMBA ONE
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Not king for much longer
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Via Doncaster please
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
# DO YOU WANT KARATE?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Love the way you made Redford Butch instead of Sundance
to piss off Newman and make an ironic "I don't know what I'm on about" allusion. Have a veuve click.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Starring Vin Diesel and a whole big pile of vampire and alien bodyparts.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
# damn stupid fucking sparkly vampires
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:25, archived)
# awwwwwww!
 


cute vid : D
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Blalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulalulal
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
# blthlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtltlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlhtlht
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# yes!
Is it your own cat?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# No it is not, I've seen it elsewheres
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Here?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:59, archived)
# and
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)
# and
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:13, archived)
# No
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Isn't it Maru?

ah maybe not.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Maru has more tabby on him, and considerably more girth.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:38, archived)
# I'm quite fond of that little chicken character I drew earlier. Ladies and gentlemen, meet...
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:04, archived)
# I don't like him
I know where he's been
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:05, archived)
# i like him
he has a look that says "accuse me of being a disney character and i'll peck your fucking liver out through your ringpice, you cunt!"
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:07, archived)
# hes tiny. but hes badass
now I just need to come up with some adventures for him...
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# one of them should definitely involve a smoky jazz club
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:21, archived)
# He looks as if he's been through the wars
*checks down page*
Oh, he has!
Hello Mr Shit Chikkin
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Chicken Kickin' Chikkin !
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:17, archived)
# KFC :D
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Too many facelifts
His testicles are up beneath his chin
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
# That's the way to do it.
Book a table for one and the staff will be extra nice to you, just in case you're the Michelin man.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Stowed away !
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# freebase on a plane!
that'd make a great sequel
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHA
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:01, archived)
# >FUCK GANDALF
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# >F5
*vomits*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 8:15, archived)
# ahh
ahhhh
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:03, archived)
# haha fuck

(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:04, archived)
# it's times like this that i realize just what a terrifying little shit freebase is
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:06, archived)
# freebase rules!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The Horror...
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:32, archived)
# ah, jeffrey combs
he has a face that makes me laugh
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# I only really learnt about him from Star Trek
Of course there he has all the slap on, then just to make sure he then goes and voices The Question in Justice League. I couldn't really tell you what he looks like...
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:56, archived)
# he's in the frighteners
not a bad film, really
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# and JOHN ASTIN, oh my
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:18, archived)
# I've been contemplating buying an Addams Family box set for the past year
 
am I actually going to watch it, or do I JUST WANT TO HAVE THE OPTION
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# I don't have Brisco County Jr either, so I probably need that too.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)
# if you don't buy it
you'll always wish you had
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# CARA MIA!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:15, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] been done no doubt

but not in this compo ?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I couldn't be bothered


adding any more celebrity paedos.

apologies if bindun
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Quite frankly I think Gary Glitter, Jeff Bridges, Ewan McGregor and Kevin Spacey are more than enough paedos for one picture thank-you very much.
*awaits several lawsuits*
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Ewen McGregor?
Surely not
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:01, archived)
# After years of training Gerald was finally able to put his hard work to good use

(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# oh, gerald!
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# He could have picked a more promising line though!

(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Gerald has the makings of a Ninja
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:13, archived)
# ninjas do not need a stick for balance
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:16, archived)
# ninjas fly all the time
and are mammals.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:17, archived)
# what many people don't know
is that ninjas are vulnerable to marmalade
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:19, archived)
# I like their wiki site.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:21, archived)
# that kid is a total tool
and he is very gay for ninjas
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Who isn't!?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# good point
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Panda!
I ordered a wacom tablet on the weekend and after getting to grips with is I drew this. Hope you like!

(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# magenta fail.
nice panda.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:22, archived)
# I do
was it a bamboo tablet?

Have some rubbish panda thing


(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# it is
I went for an entry level cheap one as Ive never really used on before!
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# i see your rubbish panda thing
and raise it another rubbish panda thing

(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:48, archived)
# they're probably nice creatures
but they just sit there and eat, with vacuous looks on their faces. if i wanted to see that, i'd go to my mum's for sunday lunch.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:50, archived)
# WRONG:

(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:52, archived)
# that is clearly a mutant
created by genetic engineers to keep the panda race going, because they're too lazy to do it themselves.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# True.

(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# sit there eating and not fucking.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)
# exactly
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU HAVE TO DRAW A CDC
very good though, welcome to wacom land
: )
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# *confused*
whats a cdc?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# I love you
with manga panda eyes of innocence
*edit*
You are very welcome here with your panda based Wacom jolities. Take no notice of these bitter b3tans......
p.s. draw a cdc
you b3stard
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:58, archived)
# ok...


(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# I'm suddenly hungry for a flaked corn based cereal
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:04, archived)
# bork bork bukEERRRRK
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Lovely
but where's the traditional new-tablet-cdc?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# if you won't even shag to save your own species, what use are you?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# being adorable is useful
=)
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# they're dull
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I have it on good authority that they love it on the receiving end.

(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:30, archived)
# who doesn't?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Ver Noice!
Fuck tradition maybe you're starting a new one?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# That's lovely. Even though I can't believe how wrong you are for drawing this first.

I bet you're being this ][ close to being naughtybanned, buster.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# panda maintains sensible bamboo vigilance
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I heard about the Panda
that went to mcdonalds, had a cheeseburger then gets out a gun and kills the manager then just walks off*


*eats shoots and leaves
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:32, archived)
# From iBood?
If not ignore me, I picked up a Bamboo Fun Medium for ยฃ60 or so from them, dead happy with it.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:52, archived)
# silly lion, panda cannot have bamboo tablet, that is just asking for trouble
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# photo is currently unavailable
 
can you even direct link from flickr?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:14, archived)
# should work now?
I changed the frame in flickr and didnt realise it would change the link here.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# not showing for me, sorry.
 
I love flickr but I use b3tards for all my current b3ta pictures.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# heh
can't argue with that
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:14, archived)
# I like this
Speaking as an astronomer and all, SETI is a total and utter waste of time and money, perhaps beaten only by sending men back to the Moon or Mars. There's aliens out there and we're never gonna fucking hear them, and we'll never meet them, and we'll die never seeing them. Tough shit, live with it.



Edit: This rant is aimed at SETI, not your image :)
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Exactly
and why do people always think that advanced aliens are going to be nice and friendly?
They only want to analy probe then eat us
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# I've not heard too much about the eating
but they certainly seem very fond of anal probes. It's clear from the history of humanity that any intelligent race is going to end up in such a state of advanced sexual perversion that woes should betide any lesser race that comes into contact with them. They've clearly already buggered all the ape-equivalents on their own planets to death and left their sheeplike creatures on the verge of extinction.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:33, archived)
# sorry
my brain just kind of faded out as soon as i saw the words "sexual perversion"....
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:52, archived)
# You need to read this
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:01, archived)
# If they gave me a ride in their flying saucer
I, for one, would happily 'take one for the team'. If they can get here in defiance of every law of physics, their anal probes are probably very sleek and discreet.

I'd have to be firm about not getting et though.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:06, archived)
# I hear what you're saying . . .
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# (11)
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:00, archived)
# is that a shark with fricking laser beams on its head?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Don't insult my kitten.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:02, archived)
# carcharodon carcharias
the most magnificent creature in the world and also my favourite
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# your sharkmouthed tarsier displeases me
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# You don't like animals much, do you?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# yes
the ones that taste nice
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# indeed
ed 209's arms with laser modifications!

I approve of this combination of science and nature.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:05, archived)
# as do i
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Shhhhh!.....shhhh.....sh
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:08, archived)
# You down with OCP
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I ruv dat!
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Now it will nevar be safe to go back into the warter !
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Showers have been cleared of all safety violations.
*hint*hint*
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:10, archived)
# wheres the bridge?
I want to be a shark dentist if i cant be a bra fitter
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:04, archived)
# A bra fitter!
Damn! I've been wasting my life!
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# would
possibly have
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# it still can't walk down stairs though
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# That's hard for anyone.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
# YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS BEFORE I DEVOUR YOU WHOLE AFTER SWISHING YOU AROUND A BIT.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# we will have to obtain a larger floatation device
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# It's will be a fait ac-COMPLY!
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# oh yes
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:33, archived)
# FUGYEA
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# FUCK
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:48, archived)
# also
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:50, archived)
# FUCK just doesn't cut it here.

(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:54, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ah
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt's ...
POO PARTY TIME! :D

(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Woo Poo :D
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:06, archived)
# FP Now!!!!
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:50, archived)
# now that is truly awesome!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)

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