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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 2:39, archived)
# What are the extras?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 3:08, archived)
# A photocopy of the original receipt and a voucher for 10% off your own purchase of a Stihl chainsaw.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 3:22, archived)
# "free protective face-mask with every purchase"
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 7:58, archived)
# And a voucher for a handy open travelling razor.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:53, archived)
# aahahahahaha
*click* hahahaha
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 3:13, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 3:16, archived)
# ahhhahhahhhahhhah
 
YES
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 3:24, archived)
# Swirly Girl approves
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 5:37, archived)
# is she one of those?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Is that the paedo who used that effect and the paedo police unswirtled it to see his face?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:54, archived)
# it'd be 'home depot' in texas
/arsehole pedant
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 2:20, archived)
# Apple pie?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Got it in 1!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I hate being off work ill, so here is something I spent more than 5 minutes on
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Nice work.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:34, archived)
# I'll shop a massive cock on Paul Gadd tomorrow to even the balance
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Sounds fair
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:37, archived)
# I'll just repost this and go to bed
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 2:04, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Coleen Nolan has that effect on me too.
*not a paedo but was in a glamrock theme band. That fiddler ruined our set.*
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
#
great smoke
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:38, archived)
# should be it cost £15 an eight
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Rah,
Reminds me of Braid.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:45, archived)
# Do steamrollers actually ever roll steam?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:08, archived)
# how else do you think you make a steam roll?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Push it down a hill.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:31, archived)
# wrap it in pastry
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Poke out both his eyes.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:48, archived)
# When and if steam gets rolled . . . it becomes nearly invisible ~ ~ ~
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:15, archived)
# and that's why you cannot see it getting rolled
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:29, archived)
# I usually use an iron.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 2:04, archived)
# A: Yes.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Sorry no funnies

Edith
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:55, archived)
# she's currenty deflated under my bed.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:56, archived)
# no time like the present
get pumping
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:57, archived)
# i'd wake missus thor.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:58, archived)
# fukkin friggid bitch
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:09, archived)
# unlike this one i met earlier
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Pennywise?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Saw it today. Liked it. Di Caprio seems to be swelling around the jowls.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)
# don't tell me, it's all a dream
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)
# the dog dies
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:18, archived)
# the butler did it.
but it was good story telling in my opinion.

and one step closer to a new batman film.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:47, archived)
# that happened to me when a vacuum cleaner became sentient and sexually attacked me
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
# nice
view, needs more cows though
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:18, archived)
# they are going for the minimilist effect
lol
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:22, archived)
# well
ok but tbh the fields are wrong for cows
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:24, archived)
# It's lulling him into a false sense of security
the others are wearing camouflage ready to pounce!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# he could *cough* use the clone tool
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Out to past your zoom !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)
# heh heh!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:18, archived)
# He's using a Commie camera*!
He's a spy!


*Exacta from East Germany.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
# I could use more simple robot designs to 3D'ify. R(with pics of them)SVP
Some new ones of designs by WalrusMan and Captain lambkin.


And the collection so far big 70k
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# these look good
i'll get right on it
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Yay robots
and thanks for modeling mine too lovely job :D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Thanks. Abstracted a bit from your design.
I may return to it and add the crosshatching to her crotch plate and
try to swoop the breastplate. Not that the slab of armour is a bad idea. [/;-D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:19, archived)
# I don't know what any of that means, but it sounds really sexy.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Modelled from this
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# If I was a robot, I would definately swoop that breast plate and crosshatch that crotch plate too.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:32, archived)
# All looks good to me
although you missed her sword but it was already pretty complicated.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Mostly hidden, but I'll give a go at some point.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)
# No you don't have to do that you have done a wonderful job as it is
I'm back trying to model in 3D apps currently trying to get the hang of Blender now the new 2.53 beta has been launched. It's a bit of a steep learning curve and the Tutorials for Blender can be very hit and miss but it's really powerful for a free program.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:38, archived)
# fuck yeah, nice work
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:18, archived)
# fuck win
i'd like a 3D Wiggy

spotify:track:74j788t8VCu05tCzF6wZ4C (Krupa by Apollo 440)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Wouldn't you rather a robotFEEEEEEEEEEESH?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)
# i would rather
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)
# I am ready to play with these things . . . with my hands !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Nicely done!
Here's some I did an unspecified number of yonks ago:

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Cockbot is ace.
But I think the purple grin one lower left is quite doable. Those are hooves, yes?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:02, archived)
# If they weren't when I drew it, they are now :D
 
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)
# HAHA! Rough go, I'll add some more details when it goes in scene.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:52, archived)
# ahhahhahhhh that is great!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 3:20, archived)
# someawe
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:44, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Already had it in the todo folder.
But hadn't even started on it, as it is a fuck lot of parts.
And was not keen on doing complex ones. That all said,
yes, I will give it a go at some point.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 2:00, archived)
# you're a brave, brave man.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 2:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:22, archived)
# Oooh
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Now of course you need to
put in a poser model and animate it!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# All of these are great great great!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# silly piggy, you got sunburn
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:05, archived)
# On the plus side I smell hot roast pork and bacons :D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:07, archived)
# +honey
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Yum :D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# That should be the new Welsh Flag!
yey for dragonpigs!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Sunbum?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# happy times
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Belsen is a gas
so the people say, line up all the jews and take them all away, life is so much fun, wish you were here, write it on a postcard and write it clear, oh dear oh dear
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:13, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)
# This is what happens when you get ballooned in the sun.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# O I N K !
mmmmmm lol!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:14, archived)
# !!!!!!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:56, archived)
# This is full of FUCK!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:02, archived)
# FUCK
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:06, archived)
# We are FUCKing amused.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Thanks freebase. That's my wank bank image of Miranda Richardson as Queenie destroyed.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:31, archived)
# FUUUUCCCK!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:09, archived)
# please don't post this
EVER AGAIN. it scares me.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Then that's a good thing
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Reminds me of Lawnmower man/ Money for nothing video.
Only shit scary!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Their move to ITV was controversial at the time.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# is it
Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Stevo was having a bad day
go on Stevo!!!!!

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:26, archived)
# did he shoot off his face with a shotgun?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:27, archived)
# pftttt.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# it was a blunderbus haha
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:47, archived)
# STEVE U LEGEND
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# You're supposed to peel the watermelon before you eat it !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Stevo was hungry :D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:46, archived)
# He said 'HOOBEYBOOBEY' 100 times fast...
................................now he's fucked.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)
# haha
it's always happening, no matter how many times you tell them
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:45, archived)
# generally a bad idea to take a shower then go straight to bed without toweling off
forget bedhead, you'll wake up with bedface
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# haha i wondered what it would look like ;)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I bet he wants a poo!

That's the effects of too much ketamine!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:54, archived)
# top spong :D
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:40, archived)
# haha you might be right there :)
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D compo post


Couldn't bring myself to put the effort into doing Michael Douglas in Toppling Over.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Any bay in a storm !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:12, archived)
# aaahahah
SPANG, that took me a second.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Nobody answer butters
let him think about it a second ;)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:21, archived)
#






oh
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:26, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)
# You have manipulated my image with Photoshop and broken my copyright
and made Jack Nicholson look like a reindeer
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# oof
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# hehe
That one hadn't crossed my mind
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Topical, but I had to get it off my chest...
...know what I mean, 'Arry?



Click for bigger (166 kb)

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:09, archived)
# You did not make this yourself, did you?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:43, archived)
# don't be lazy and find out for yourself!
case of mistaken identity methinks

b3ta.com/board/10140375

and

b3ta.com/board/9574282
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:48, archived)
# My search foo is not that strong, hence the question!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)
# I knew it'd been done already...
...but thanks for the welcome. My black is best btw. I'll stay topical from now on.

P.S. Also testing your powers of observation, and you passed with flying colours ;-)
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# hauntedinsaasyl
I saw one like this last week but it could have been a coincidnececec

edit: yes, it's bindun a bit, but welcome to b3ta, pull up a whatever it was.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Longer than the follow up as it turns out.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
Brilliant.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:04, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:04, archived)
# arf : D
"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps".
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Ha
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# you know, I think that's my first woo
you've made an old man very tearful
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Is this Jimmy Fin?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Aye, James Finlayson
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Wonderful! The best!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 2:02, archived)
#
genius!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:17, archived)
# grrrreat.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# too kind
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:59, archived)
# You're fired!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# They should have
got Richard Stilgoe
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:59, archived)
# fucking
amazing!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Hahaha,
brilliant!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Brilliant!
Thanks for brightening my day! :D

RIP Les
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha
of course in order for him to be able to play that badly he had to be a genius in the first place, etc etc :D
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
# splendid
knickers, knackers, knockers!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Bravo
that is wonderful.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:53, archived)
# :D
brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
a well deserved FP - I just spat my tea out!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Thi was going to be awesome..... but I got bored
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Play Misty For Me
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# could be better
definitely could. definitely could be better. definitely.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:36, archived)
# ...could be worse.............
..............................................................well...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# pfff
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:40, archived)
# THIS IMAGE IS MADE OF DAPHNIA
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# or blood worms, whatever
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# So what...all the grey shades on b3ta were made from crushed dolphin and elephant skin.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:59, archived)
# the elephants should be left alone
but i hate dolphins
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:03, archived)
# RAIN MAN 2: The Return of Durant
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# dark, man...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)
# luther vandrus
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# tis not true
can be used as 'tech brick' to throw at chavs
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Nothing . . . wrong with that !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# especially when that sun thing reachs us or something?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# There's no app for that.
Ever.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# it does
it lets people know that whoever buys it is a cunt
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:31, archived)
# iArf
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:57, archived)
# A touching tale of romance, shotguns and rottweilers.
Woo

/
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Hah!
love the lady baby, or is it a baby lady?
The bigger one anyway.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:00, archived)
# the ballroom dance couple from norfolk did badly in the heats
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:59, archived)
# But the comiseration sex was AWESOME!!!!
(I heard he cackled her gladys.)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# he definitely beadled her badger
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Disagree with my balls!
Disagree! Really argue! Object! Object! Oh!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# i can't!
i haven't even heard their side of the argument!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Those Faces !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# It's the voices you need to worry about.
(For fucks sake, alright I'll tell him.)
a-a-and the chickens.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Pluckin' Egg !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# holy shit it's edward and tubbs!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:02, archived)
# We didn't burn him!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# hahaha!
my insides are all wrong!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:31, archived)
# At least their genetic material isn't as messed-up as their faces..
.. the kid's will be fine.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Tony Benn and Pam Ayers have let themsleves go
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# *watches the uglystick go off like a small nuke*
HAHAHAHA!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
# It's from baking pies.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# mum? dad?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:22, archived)
# LOUDER !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:47, archived)
# saxamophone
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Louis Louis . . .
♫ ♪ ♪ ♫
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Inhale these fuckers all you like, they'll keep on escaping.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# BREATHE DEEP !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:54, archived)
# It's no good!
Look what keeps happening when I breathe out.^
I'll never catch 'em all at this rate.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:57, archived)
# I can here you now !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
# yellaphone
someone should invent this
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Patent Pending . . .
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:55, archived)
# i hear ya
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:51, archived)
# L O U D E R !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:55, archived)
# donald the trump
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:52, archived)
# TRUMP IT !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
# YOU'VE BEEN TRUMPED
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Well blow me down and sail me away !
Shiver Me Timbers !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# That hurts! (my eyes)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:33, archived)
# W H U T ?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:54, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Everybody's hearing voices now !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
# WHAT?!!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Your decibel levels have exceeded your decibel levels !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:32, archived)
# I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:34, archived)

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