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[challenge entry] In 3D! (Oh my god, he hit me in the face with the body of Christ)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:56, archived)
# I would just like to say
that this is an interesting name for a shop.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Just a couple of doors down from
"World of Bears" too!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
# I wish this had a shop:
www.john-toys.com/uk/html/baelle.htm
With the same title as the page. "Balls of JOHN has undergone a rearrangement and appears now even more attractive" indeed
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Please post in context
"Once again, the World of Balls of JOHN has undergone a rearrangement and appears now even more attractive and colourful."
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:50, archived)
# "Seizure!"
..."Why what's she done?"
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:51, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:46, archived)
# :D
Niccely wrong.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:47, archived)
# ^ this hahaha
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:49, archived)
# I like it so much I'm not even going to correct the grammar.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Chav Mum...
...acceptable excuse? :P
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Oh, you poor thing.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:03, archived)
# y'oure ?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:12, archived)
# why does that make me think
that's me in 20 years?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Dear God!!
...you're gonna go ginger? :O
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:56, archived)
# i might just
i've gone every other bloodycolour
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:59, archived)
# The time I spent on this, I could've cured cancer or something.

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:44, archived)
# I like it,
even though I don't really understand it.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:42, archived)
# A rather sinister expression!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Whole idea entirely based upon the very same...
there is something of the sith about him.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:45, archived)
# how much :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] sun
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:37, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Commemorative coin
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Nice freebasing.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Tails we win !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:33, archived)
# like it:D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Thanks. I'm trying to learn photoshop and not bore everyone in doing so.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:59, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:26, archived)
# hehe
sly's looking more and more like his mother
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Just as I finished this a day late for the compo.

For a friends birthday card.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:30, archived)
# They're Popeing their buttons off !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Samurai
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/

New drawing, Hope you like it.

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:17, archived)
# He looks like he's done some serious business !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Stirring stawberry jam with a sword is serious business :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:28, archived)
# fab :)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Yes.
I like it.
*click*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Home tats with a sword.......................hardcore!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Fkn excellent, as ever.
Bit big, though.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:33, archived)
#
All the blood is from his own hand, holding it like that. Poor thing.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty


Click for bigger (136 kb)

.. and somebody beat me to it already :o(
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:14, archived)
# The lovely stench of a holy mass !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW! From Crystal Meth Industries Ltd:

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:08, archived)
# It gives a hole new meaning to holiness !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Glory Holy
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] My First b3ta Image Submission...


Please be kind!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:54, archived)
# It's really well done
but the filesize is huge. I reckon you could optimize it to under 100kb without it suffering too much :)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:56, archived)
# It's a bit big
(which may merit you a flaming from the filesize Nazis)

but otherwise, good work n00b!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:56, archived)
# top idea, top shopping, welcome aboard! :)
word to the wise though fella, try and keep images to around 100k file size for posting, you can always link to bigger images for better clarity :)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:57, archived)
# The lid says 'Vaseline'...
...now I am just so confused.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:57, archived)
# You're right.
Let's not use it.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:58, archived)
# I think it may be shopped

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:59, archived)
# no wai
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:59, archived)
# No man I'm pretty sure it's not from a real shop at all.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:00, archived)
# I need it though.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Vaseline?
I don't get it
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:00, archived)
# I bet it's just right on toast too !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:59, archived)
# That must come in handy for raping choir boys.
Woo, yay, welcome!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:01, archived)
# loverly
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
Have a click.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:05, archived)
# It's a great start
Wilkommen auf B3ta
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Thanks...
for the kind comments, warm welcome & particularly the advice (wouldn't want to upset anyone!)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:52, archived)
# arf :)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:53, archived)
# oh god! :)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:53, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Lies!
He just uses filters
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
excellence on a stick!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:56, archived)
# I'm taking my business there from now on !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:57, archived)
# skillz
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:59, archived)
# ahaha
he's turning into willie nelson
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Willie Nelson does photo restoration?
Is he any good?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:05, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:09, archived)
# haha
I had to admit I ris'd a bit at first, but I finally got it :D

Jimmy Saville lives behind my grans house.

(not in a box or anything, in another house)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:30, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
Embarrassingly, it took me quite a while to get it.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:33, archived)
# hahaha!

*clicks*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:19, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaargggghhhhhhhhh
Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Hurts laughing.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# haha!
somehow I knew this would be yours before I scrolled down
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Everything about this is perfect.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:00, archived)
# took me a while :)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Utterly brilliant!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# haha!
just lovely.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Bravo, sir.
Bravo.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# bugger
everyone get's it but me. I never normaly don't not get things.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# i don't get it either :(
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
#
erm, is this the queue for the loser brigade? I also dont get it :-s
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:53, archived)
#
"Now then, now then, now then" is Jimmy Saville's catchphrase.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Hurray for the losers
I'm RIssing my ass off.

Edit: I mean I know he will fix it, but that doesn't seem like enough...
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Haha
"I know he will fix it"... damn I wish I'd thought of that, I'd definitely have included it somewhere :)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Nope
I'm so rissed that I didn't even recognise Jimmy Saville. Thought it was a Hulk Hogan joke. Which was quite funny, in itself.

EDIT: Got it! Bugger me. Well played.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 18:23, archived)
# I got it at 10pm last night
Only to nearly 10 hours ;)
(, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:49, archived)
# The sad thing is
...because of the play I am currently directing, I have to listen to one of my actors doing a bad impression of Jimmy at least twice a week. I should really have twigged quicker.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:59, archived)
# :D
Genu-lol!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Have a big square gold badge for your efforts Sir
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:30, archived)
# That's bally fantastic
Though Jim is drinking a lot of wine by the looks of it.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:42, archived)
#
took me a sec to get it but it was well worth it. well played.
lol. :)

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhh
That took me way too long. I realised it was Jimmy Saville but just spotted the other bit :)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# That's marvellous, that is.
Although, it took me a while. The best ones come to those who wait.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# :( over 20 mins to get! Should I be admiting that?!
I even zoomed in 400% to find the hidden joke.....
Was well worth the wait though ;D Top stuff
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
# You made me do a silly grin
I didn't think it was very funny at first, but then I read it out loud...
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Have a click!
How's about that then?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# *Clicks*
Excellent piece of work!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:12, archived)
# bwahhhhhhhhhh
hard :D
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
# this has been fp'd for nearly 2 days now
and I only just got it :o
(, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahaha
Oh my god
(, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Oh for pity's sake.
Now I get it.
(, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Oh fucking hell.
That took waaay too long.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Starring John Actor..
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Now for some reason he reminds me of Leslie Nielson . . .
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:52, archived)
# And keep your knickers on!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:56, archived)
# *Waits for episode 2"
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:02, archived)
# De plane boss . . . de plane !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Fast Show, Fuck Yeah!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:48, archived)
# *clicks*
Popefish MD, brilliant!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] He's rather fragrant
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Pop goes the fizzle !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:54, archived)
# *spang*
I really must make a spang gif...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm


popecorn
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:43, archived)
# :D...What's the in-flight movie?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:45, archived)
# It butter be good !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Total clickage for this :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Hahaha woo!

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:33, archived)
# One comfy chair coming up!
Heretic!
(, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 17:52, archived)
# this is my favourite one so far
(, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Perfect pedal power popemobile purchase !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:36, archived)
#
Perfect pedal paedal power popemobile purchase !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Correct correction is corrected correctly !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:42, archived)
# *orders twelvety
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Mug-on-a-mug!
Yay!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Try on a Pope's Nose Ring !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:26, archived)
# no thanks
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
Suck it up, Benny!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
#
We boogied in the kitchen
We boogied in the hall
I got somethin' on my finger so i wiped it on the wall
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:44, archived)
# That's snot funny !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Where's MU, cos he'd have something to say
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:43, archived)
# He might be out chasing rainbows . . .
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:47, archived)
# He's with Elvisweathercock having a groovy rainbow party/orgy.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:49, archived)
# I nose.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:47, archived)
# You sure know how to pick'em !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Oh beak quiet!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Now I feel my nostrils flaring up ^
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Conk you behave?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Ok . . . I'll just let it blow !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:05, archived)
# That's it.......keep a sniff upper lip.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Maybe I should use some nasal twine . . .
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:21, archived)
# A hose and schnozzle is better.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:24, archived)
# hahaha!
That's not to be sniffed at!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Right you are . . . in fact it stinks !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] It looked better in my head...
and the mitre probably looks better on his.

Hi b3ta, it's been a while since I last posted and now I see why!

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:08, archived)
# His favourite beverage
Followed by a nice cool pope-ice?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Possibly...
although I've heard he's rather partial to Popa Cola.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Dr Poppa, shurley
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Indeed!
...who's shurley?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Shurley Yunoher.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha
nice work
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:13, archived)
# that or panda popes?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:14, archived)
# I believe he eats Pope Tarts
and wears pope socks
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Coke = Pope - The Real Thing
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:16, archived)
# even better than the real thing
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Not too keen on that record
Popa don't preach by The Madonna - now there's a tune.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Mmm, looks tasty.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Phwoar, I bet that tastes salty!


(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:23, archived)
# He'll try anything
he has a fairly catholic taste in all things
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:26, archived)
# High Colonic !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Pokey Popey Cockey
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# My grandparents used to have a novelty toy like this...
Why am I say this?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:50, archived)
# I want to meet your grandparents
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Alas they are dead.
Hence I never saw the hilariously cheesey erection monk figure again.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)
# shame
My parents have these carved buddha things which look completely innocent until you turn them upside down.

...And find an engraved image of some dirty git fingering a naughty lady's meat flaps.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:09, archived)
# haha
I hope they sell these at the Vatican Gift Shop
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:50, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahaha splendid
and as popeye just got done down there i'll dump this here, if that's ok

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:58, archived)
# ...er...nevermind.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# whilst on the subject of pennis ...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Haha!

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# haha

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Rarely used !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:42, archived)

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