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[challenge entry] I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:41, archived)
# it's a miracle!
beatifications all round
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Your secret's safe with us
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# He should aim for the T-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The Pope Benedict Celebrity Slipped Halo
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:26, archived)
# very nice
your holiness
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Pope Benedict you are the second dad I never deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# faith restored
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Woo!
NING B3TA!

EDIT: NING NOON
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Noongles.
Looks like Nay-oh-me has been grassed up by Farrow.

Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Farrow gets everywhere. She's like WD40.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I thought she was wiv da angels
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Naomi Campbell
On Friday she claimed she din't known nuffing about no diamonds or nuffing nor nuffing or nuffing, and today Farrow has testified that, on the contrary, she was looking forward to getting them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Stick insects FTW

EDIT: Talk is over there...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I apologise sincerely for offending you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
# YEH BABY YEH BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# He looks creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Daybreak in the forest

Click for bigger (393 kb) | Blog | Gallery etc.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Spendid.
But where do they poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# in a funny hat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:40, archived)
# do bears snake in the woods?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# You're thinking of catholics
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# So he does take his hat off SOMETIMES:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
# DONE A SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Your turd has eyes on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Yeah like yours don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# * Squeezes
* Looks

Oh Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# There is so much going on in this that fills me with more than the usual glee I experience with your drawings
It's the string vest that gave me the most giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:40, archived)
# wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Love the pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Same shit...different day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Fine stuff as always.
There's an element of self portrait with these, isn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:03, archived)
# for someone who paints with their feet,
you're fairly gifted
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pootle, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Bored of popes have a toap.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Apparently it only made £250 on its first weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# you mean it wasn't a Video Premier?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Thats because he put something across his canister.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# NOW SHUT UP AND EAT YO CHEESEBURGER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I know
I laughed like fuck reading that article :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# it can't be that bad
It's got Billy Boyd in it after all.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# http://www.dannydyerfilms.co.uk/
for all your danny dyer film needs apparently

"Danny Dyer, presenter and actor, was born on July 24th, 1977 in Canning Town, East London where he was discovered by an agent at his local Sunday school at age 14"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:21, archived)
# He's actually from London?
Why does he talk like Dick van Dyke then?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Becoz 'ee's propah nawty, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
(waxdart hello., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Mark Commode
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# "Mark fahkin Kermode... Fahkin' KERMIT, innit!"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# he's full o'shit to me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Look it's not Danny's fault that he's always typecast
as a shit actor.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
#
I can't explain why I get all defensive
Watching his shit movie
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love Danny D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I want a job where the duties are sex, betrayal and murder.
Much check Jobcentre touchscreens.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# "Sporkachu, I choose you"

Monday morning bollocks ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# sporktacular.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:58, archived)
# sporken like a true legend
I can't believe its nearly midday and all I've done today is try to organise a meeting with a muppet who can't use electronic diaries.

His time shows free - but he declines the meeting and suggests alternative times in the info, rather than proposing a new time properly. I have to recreate the meeting invite and then he did it again. I told him to invite me instead at a time that suits him so he did for a day I can't make at all, which shows clearly in my schedule, so I re-propose a time and he again declines with some dates in the info.

AAARRRGGGGHHHHHH! FUCKING LUDDITES!

so anyway. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:58, archived)
# what a spaz
i is fine today thanks, missed a call today from someone chacing up some artwork, then email the artwork half an hour later to find that they're not in the office until later this afternoon so won't be able to see it.

off to bristol tomorrow afternoon in a courtesy car as mine is in for MOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# awesome thanks :)
In work early today, should be out of here by 4 then back in wednesday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I work at an ad agency every day between 1:30pm and 5:30pm - I've been doing this for a year now
People without fail organise meetings in the morning, then get ratty when I can't make it.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:07, archived)
# part timer
what do you do in the morning, watch jeremy kyle?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# 8:30am - 12:30am I work at another office across town
at a centuries-old philanthropic charity

12:30pm - 1:30pm I can usually be found at a pub between the two
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# blimey
two part time jobs.

next you'll be telling me you do bar work in the evening.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I do freelance in the evenings
The missus has just been made redundant :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# arse
i know the feeling, i happened to me the other year, so i set up on my own and now work from home looking after the little one while mrs thor does a day job.

i've even paid myself a few time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Thankfully the mornings job has just offered me a year's contract so I'll actually have a salaried wage from October
I might even get some semblance of a life back and *gasp* a bit of spare time!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# HAZZAR!
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# i can do the 10th, but afternoon would be better
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Did you consider a phone call?
Also I am spectacularrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# real time conversations are so 20th century
asynchronous diary editing is where it's at!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# It'll be great when asynchronois diary editing can be done in real time.
I think that's what google wave was all about.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# the thought terrified me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Luddites are generally quite good at conversations
as long as you don't tell them to use the calendar it will probably be pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# this guy tends to whitter on and on and goes off at tangents
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I'm totally tied up
mmmm...here she comes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Sporkemon uses gather soup technique...
..it's in-effective.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# just make sure
to sporkémoff again once you've finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Holy Sith!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)
# good observation ;)
and rather nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Needs more strangely matted out patches on either side of his face
WTF was that about in Jedi, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Allow me to explain.
Star Wars is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Oh well...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:35, archived)
# theres an actor called 'shocker' in it?
Good job, shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Pikachu uses Volt tackle on Clint Eastwood!
It's super effective :D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:45, archived)
# at least she put some effort in
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I think she caught a lot of pokemon...
..then ate them.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:47, archived)
# I've been on a diet since then
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Oh I remember your ice cream alien stuff
still makes me go wheeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:02, archived)
# She does this with a knife 'n' fork
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
# arfage

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Old jokes....
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# He's one of those lizard people too?
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I thought it was a cat
he's really a furry in a human suit
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Maybe
He's a lizard in a cat in a human.....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# This is the most plausible explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Quick!
to the Ikemobile!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Child molester! Where? 12 o'clock.
(waxdart hello., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Garg Monday..


and I'm short of inspiration :(
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
# that loaf looks horrible
I'm not eating that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:21, archived)
# "now who DOESN'T like cod in bread crumbs?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:22, archived)
# And you'd take things that can swim on to an ark, B'coz?
(waxdart hello., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] have a cigarettes, think of inspiration later!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Dave The Tranny
this is Dave the Tranny

(wankdog, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# so fucking what?
I have a 'tranny' down the road called 'Alana' and I don't go posting pictures of her on the internet.

you fucking tool
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# haha 'ning Prodge!
There is a tranny that lives two doors along from me. Should i post some full res iphone pics of her too? LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:47, archived)
# it's funny because he's different lol lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:52, archived)
#
actually I am Dave the Tranny and you have really hurt my feelings
(wankdog, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
# do shut up..cheers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:52, archived)
# haha
get in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:52, archived)
# No thanks
even I have my limits. Would not :)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Dave looks like a girl I work with
in other news, best read the FAQ - there's a good chap

Photoshop it up a little!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:46, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] like this
(wankdog, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:39, archived)
# splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Dave the pope
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# enough about you, who's that in the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
# and?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:50, archived)
# This is not helping my god awful mood
I came here for laughs, god dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:51, archived)
# you might have the check the archives
try around 2007
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Is that when the in-jokes started?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# what do you call a
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
# this made me spit my tea
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10908830
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:04, archived)
# pffft
Who the hell thought firing automatic weapons at a wedding was a good idea in the first place? It's like bringing bazookas to someone's birthday..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
# best present eva
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Best Mr Wimpy party ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Nothing says romance like an AK47
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:11, archived)
# pffft... Gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:15, archived)
# 'traditional' is the bit i love
how long has this 'tradition' been going on then? Since the middle ages?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Also, the rounds do have to come back down right?
Which has killed numerous people over the years.

/TurkeyintoEUlols
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:22, archived)
# b...
but it's not tuesday...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:01, archived)
# unmanipulated
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
# What's he singing?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:26, archived)
# youve lost that loving feeling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJvGdOC6D1Y
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Yowser
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:35, archived)
# spent all yesterday trying to think of something to do with the gif.
Failed :(
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:45, archived)
# when in doubt
cdc facial
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# unfortunately i have no graphics tablet
:(
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Open the washer door, HAL..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:17, archived)
# HAHA This is Dave the Tranny's Tranny
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Hi-NRG!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:26, archived)
# more AM / FM than AC / DC
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I am still hungover from Saturday.
This does not help me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:19, archived)
# WHEN UNITS TURN BAD!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Guinness and Sambuca is a bad combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Fixed that for you


I only just realised what 'merkin' meant, so that was a learning experience.
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:34, archived)
# ever worn a dress?
you might like it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:47, archived)
# look out washing machine! he/she has a loaded brick!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:39, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 6:02, archived)
# popin' aroun', popin' aroun'
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 6:06, archived)
# CRITICAL MASS, YO
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 6:47, archived)
# it's like at any moment they could burst and vomit up more pope heads
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 6:54, archived)
# Imagine if you were holy enough to have intercourse with a boy of your choice
yet could not drink in pubs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:23, archived)
# I'm ... I'm ... being converted!
Noooooo!!!!!!

ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 8:35, archived)
# micro-catholocism! :O
ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 8:46, archived)
# please tell me that's not the Higgs Boson!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Am I the only one who can see swasticae?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:17, archived)
# real website
卐.com

not nazi
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
# It's like the multi-headed boss from Kid Chameleon, only far more sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:36, archived)
# hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 5:33, archived)
# burd burd burd burd is the wurd
funnyanimatedgifs.net/get_code/512-pope-dove-laser-shoot
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 5:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 5:42, archived)
# it's an eduring image.
 
good ol' JP2 looking like a total windowlicker, attacked by birds.. of peace
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 5:45, archived)
# fly away little pope
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] it's Bloop's fault
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:53, archived)
# ahhh, finest baby meats
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Yeah, it's a bit persuasive isn't it.
I've been wanting to make one since I saw his.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 2:57, archived)
# I made sure I pinched all the best sauces beforehand :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
#
ace!
(mutters mutters, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:10, archived)
# argh
I've created a monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:11, archived)
# OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY THE
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Grant me my prayers, O Mighty One,
You who knows what it is to suffer.
Grant me my prayers, O Antlered One,
You who are the Great Giver.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:08, archived)
# They're horns, not antlers.
You have angered him greatly.

I suggest you take your prayers to the Psychic Deer.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:23, archived)
# "The Old God sleeps
down in the dark, moist,
odorous underfoot,
Waiting for us
To put down our roots."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 2:16, archived)
# That'd make a great t-shirt design
or band name. Or both!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:20, archived)
#  
*insert pun based on ramming, horny etc etc*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Putting the 'chic'
in Psychic Ram.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:41, archived)
# putting the 'cram' in.. oh bugger it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 6:54, archived)
# *OBEYS*

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:14, archived)
# you cannot override the powers of the hypnotoad
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:23, archived)
#
(nickstan, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Bridgewater SECURITY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:59, archived)
# I don't get it
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:06, archived)
# riri?
surely you mean rooroo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# morepork, morepork
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:16, archived)
# terSE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 2:58, archived)
# you say that like intrustion is a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:01, archived)
#
The goatse was strong in this one...
(nickstan, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:01, archived)
# If you liked it
then you should've put a ring on it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:19, archived)
# ahahahaha
words to live by
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Needs more private ownership.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Sun 8 Aug 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Pope A Smurf !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:05, archived)
# i don't know why
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# pokeymon catchy catchy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:44, archived)
# SHOW ME YOU POKEYMANS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Domo's really let himself go.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:46, archived)
# awwwww
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Haha fuck
UDDERBEAST
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is FUCK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:40, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:42, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 3:21, archived)
# whoa!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:24, archived)
# I'm blue (da be dee)
tj: I just finished Machinarium. It's the most fantastic game ever! The puzzles were a bit frustrating at parts, but I was determined not to use the walkthrough. The art is the best in any game I've played for years, and I'm going to be listening to the soundtrack for weeks :)
Anyone not played it? It's just less than £4 atm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:30, archived)
# *googles*
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:45, archived)
#
Play the demo!:
www.machinarium.net/demo/

Also by the same bloke, Samorost 1 & 2, which are equally fanstastic but on a smaller scale:
amanita-design.net/samorost-1/
amanita-design.net/samorost-2/

And to add even more links to this post, some of the best bits of the soundtrack:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWb92LknUaQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpPnJyfEwkA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvDvawzJ3s8
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:59, archived)
# oh didn't know there was a demo, cheers
shall be buying eventually
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Yup, just played the demo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:20, archived)
# yup demo was nice
if a little easy :D

Beautiful graphics and sound though :D
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# groovy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
#  
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwwfGUKFhAk
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:14, archived)
# a remix ep? nice!
not sure I'd call it dubstep but what's in a name?
 
TELL US WOT U CALL IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:18, archived)
# It's not a remix, it's from the Bonus EP thing, that has tracks that're in the game but weren't included on the soundtrack
It's free, too:
machinarium.net/blog/2009/11/22/free-machinarium-soundtrack-bonus-ep/

And yeah, not Dubstep but that's what the guy decided to call it. Those crazy Czechs! It's clearly Hardcore Donkeystep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:26, archived)
# still love this song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1YKFV45M18
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 5:44, archived)
#


★
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 23:55, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Christmas trees are usually a bit down after a tinselectomy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:01, archived)
# His face makes me sad.
I want to take him and plant him somewhere more fruitful.
(jimmymack, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:01, archived)
# It's OK . . . Easter's coming again soon . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
# :o
he dun fullun over
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:26, archived)
# So here it is, merry christmas.
I found that pic with the garbage bags in the street, do you remember it?

Haha I lost it again. I thought I knew what it was called but nah.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:46, archived)
# i do indeed
worth a repost i say

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:55, archived)
# :D wheee!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Haha
so how did you find that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 2:15, archived)
# i conveniently cellopated it to my face years ago
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 2:37, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 3:22, archived)
# It could have been worse.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 3:28, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 3:21, archived)
# It looked good on paper . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 22:48, archived)
# It was cheaper on paper too!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Quieter as well !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Bleeding bureaucrats
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Always chasing the paper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one I promise.

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
# These are excellent
however, i cant look at this without it wildly vibrating.

Cant remember who did it, but madham.gif is a fave of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# god save the queen!
#madham
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# wow! I've never been able to master such spazz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 21:54, archived)
# 0.02 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 22:08, archived)
# it's not the timing, it's the frame placement that baffles me.
it should be simple, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 23:20, archived)
# GRACE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Hammmmmmmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Hello all.
Photobucket

Been a looong time since i posted anything but today I've been a b3ta member for 6 years, 6 months and 6 days, 666 for Devil Duck, mwahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 21:08, archived)
# this is great
have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 8 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Looks like the snowman got the deep 666 treatment !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# hehe
and just out of frame is a kid with blue hands!

and have a dandy devil day! - there should be a special icon for Devil Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 8 Aug 2010, 21:12, archived)
# yay!
it'll be christmas before you know it
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# very seasonal :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I approve wholeheartedly of your 666 and your snowman.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Very nicely done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sun 8 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Cries
Makes me think of "The Snowman."
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# yay
nice milestone :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:06, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 0:57, archived)
# well, this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 3:03, archived)

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