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# i've never seen dragon's den
so here's an imperial walker buying an ice-cream


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(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# "You wanna flake in that, luv?"
This is great :D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# why is that link in your sig?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Because Caravan Palace are le brilliant
And I thought having a link to a song of theirs might make curious people listen and maybe like it too. Although the video seems to be broken for me now :(
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:39, archived)
# worked fine here
although i did delete everything after the 'Q' by habit
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:40, archived)
# I don't even know if that vid has low and high quality versions to make the &fmt=18 worthwhile
I stick it on all youtube links just in case :)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:44, archived)
# i didn't know what it was
youtube urls confuse me
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# AFAIK youtube vids always default to lowest quality, which has crappy-bitrate mono audio
The &fmt=18 forces it to use a higher quality, which looks a bit sharper but more importantly has good quality stereo audio. Although from a quick google it sounds like lots of videos no longer work with the &fmt=18 on the end :(
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# righto!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
# TAA!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:31, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# god
i'd fuck her ragged
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:42, archived)
# He don't take Galactic Credits!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# haha
yay! and muchus woo to this.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# that's nice
did he get a flake with it?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:22, archived)
# not sure
i couldn't be arsed to zoom in
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# well, it's still fab
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# no no no
zoom
:D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
#
hehe
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# feast FTW
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# oh yes indeed
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# with that lovely chocolate centre
that must be preserved till the end
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:32, archived)
# no
caramel feast or death
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:33, archived)
# HERETIC!
*stones to death with stale cones*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# piss
it appears to have disappeared
www.iceshop.co.uk/feast/
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:39, archived)
# because it was wrong
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:43, archived)
# NO U
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# the original is the best
that's why it's the original
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:50, archived)
# like adobe photoshop 1.0?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:13, archived)
# caramel death, then
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:36, archived)
# goddamit
why now, when there is no earthly chance of me getting one. Fuck you micto.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:40, archived)
# hahahaha
now i know your weakness, old man
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# I had an emergency Starbucks Java Choc Chip in the fridge.
You haven't seen the last of me.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# yes!
Feast is the king of frozen snack things.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# it surely is
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:04, archived)
# What flavour?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# i think it's vanilla
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I don't think I've ever seen a sketch-type drawing of yours before.
I really like it.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# cheers
this is maybe the third time i've plugged in my tablet since i got it.
about two years ago
I'm lefthanded, and after years of using the mouse right-handed, the stylus is really counter-intuitive for me
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# I suspected as much!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# you suspected i'm a fat-handed twat?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# no I have some vague memory of you not using a tablet
or something
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:47, archived)
# My thoughts exactly!
I had to learn to draw all over again
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:33, archived)
# i did find myself holding the tablet in my hand
so i could rotate it to suit
and had to resort to the mouse to change tools and things
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I tend to keep both plugged in and hold one in each hand like some kind of fancy-pants show-off
but then I need something to hold down the occasional modifier keys
...
Hmm
...
*thwap*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:37, archived)
# With monkey blood!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# fly my pretties, fly!
*muffled thumps*

...continue the research
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:30, archived)
# We had dragons' blood round our way.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Monkey blood is cheaper.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Posh 'magnum' or poor mans 'feast'
we should know?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:30, archived)
# i refer my honourable colleague to the answer i gave some moments ago
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:31, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Here's a hat for atomic


and other nuke icon users.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:51, archived)
# It looks just like eyes.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:55, archived)
# paste it in your reply
at the start of the last line
like this:
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:57, archived)
# I guess I shouldn't have got stoned...
...I'm gonna have to RIS.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Haaaa Haaaa!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:05, archived)
# It kind of looks like Obama.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:10, archived)
# crossed with fat dog mendoza
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# oddly, it suits him
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
#
im gonna rip that cat off and stick on my mates head =]
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha - That is great!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 6:38, archived)
# iHat
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:57, archived)
#  
STOP SNIFFING MY PANTS :(

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# hahah!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# ...oh oh...
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Introducing the ThermoPussy9000
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:45, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:47, archived)
# I'll buy one!!
My kitten is nothing but annoying!!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:49, archived)
# be careful!
the inside will be like molten lava and will dribble all over your fingers and chin, scorching them to buggery
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:51, archived)
# We got white pussy, fluffy pussy, live pussy, cute pussy. OR ...
we got black pussy, hot pussy, charred pussy, bloody pussy, we even got Brevilled pussy ... if we don't got it, you don't want it!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# if you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else
FUCK IT!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# I always knew
those catalytic converter things were bad news
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:51, archived)
# frreahhhhggh!
poor thing
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Yay!

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:08, archived)
# hehe not seen that :D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Think of the Kittens!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Who is your target market? Nicely done!!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Kitten surplus problem solved! :D
 
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:14, archived)
# :D
HOTPUSSY
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
*click*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Ooh, Lex will be after you for royalties...
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Who is that fat bastard?
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Put a little Techno in your life with.....
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:18, archived)
# yes yes!
yes yes yes yes etc.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:19, archived)
# is techno juice for ingestion or external application?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:27, archived)
# A little from column A.....
...and a little from column B
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:28, archived)
# i have no columns to rub it on
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:35, archived)
# i tried it
and it dissolved it over night.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:46, archived)
# instant sex change!
market it!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:52, archived)
# i would do but after it happend
i killed myself.

i'm speaking from beyonde the grave.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:00, archived)
# all that dieting finally paid off!
at last, i'm a medium!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
WOO!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
# your mum paid good money for those bedsheets, stop cutting holes in them!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:30, archived)
# "put some acid in your food"
yes!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Am I eating this plate of chips and gravy....
...or is it eating me?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:39, archived)
# i want chips and gravy now!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:43, archived)
# i've just had falafel
pitta bread and salad, with onion houmus.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:48, archived)
# i had scrambled egg on toast
lovely, but i wish i could eat chips
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# I prefer real 2 real relish
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Nice.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:40, archived)
# tuuune!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:42, archived)
# no, no,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
there's no salad bar.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:45, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# I never mix music with food.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:54, archived)
# That's just as well
You'd make a right mess of your decks
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# They could do a whole range
Although I'm not sure if "Jazz Juice" would sell so well :/
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# jazzy jazzy juice
needs to be done, Jazzie B from SoulIISoul could sell it.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Boredom at work, left alone in boss' office (working on Route Hazard Analysis Sheets in Excel), pencil and pen = Workplace Anarchism :D

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:14, archived)
# your name is becky
*learns* woo im sure your boss will love that lol.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Hey you're not suppose to know my name
I hide information like that on my profile and website of which nobody can access ;)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Yeah but you're not single are you
So it's no more use than Google Streetview
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:26, archived)
# haha
I've never had any reason to use Google Streetview even if The Metro tries as often as it can to find something newsworthy about it. "Man found asleep in bed on Google Streetview!"
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
# I think about pussy all the time.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:27, archived)
# You are a b3tan male, so this must be true.
Even the gay ones I assume are always thinking of the pussy, in an ironic sense maybe.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:31, archived)
# You also like wearing black pantyhose.
(I can see your knees)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Pantyhoses? are you American?
We call them tights, but I might be wearing sexy stockings and suspenders for all you know ;)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:42, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:43, archived)
# anyone who gets miffed doing excel then draws nice things like this
gets a click from me

(unless you are employed on taxpayer money - then that's a different fish full of kettles)


(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# I'm actually employed as a Busdriver
but I own a good camera and was asked to do Route Hazard Analysis where I take very boring photographs of roads, junctions and roundabouts and stick them in Excel saying amazing stuff like "Pedestrian, and Traffic Hazard".

I get paid no extra for this even though I use my own equipment but it beats driving buses, even if it is only temporary.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Ladies and Gentlemen
hello and welcome to this week's edition of ... Norks or Knees!

Place your bets now.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:44, archived)
# pfffft!
Norks I say!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:46, archived)
# depends
can you get milk from knees?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I would be very worried if my norks drooped that far down
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:02, archived)
# bah
you should have switched a few of his/her keyboard keys around
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I missed a trick gah!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Is Administrator the logon?
You've got me looking for the password hidden in the image now.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:10, archived)
# haha I doubt it would be anything that complicated
more than likely something like "password"
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Nice Knees!
And I used your scrolling background tutorial yesterday. Many thanks it worked a treat.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Thank you
and I'm glad the tutorial is still useful, I'm concerned the prespective scrolling tutorial is over complicated was meaning to simplify it but never seem to have the time.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:34, archived)
# My first post in nearly four years (and it's a painting).


I was in a coma. LOL.


(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:20, archived)
# HEHE
*shows this to girlfriend and crosses fingers.......*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Are you trying to give her ideas? It may not have occurred to her than she could bum a Frenchman.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Actually it was a joke .........
.......she already goes to Paris :-)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:44, archived)
# I hope she doesn't bum a French. :(
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:54, archived)
# she never tells me what she does
she just dives for the Canisten
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:20, archived)
# There is much woo here.

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:23, archived)
# I went to Paris once and it smelled a bit funny.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)
# You're thinking of Calais
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:49, archived)
# ^This
A very strange smell. Not quite sewage but nearly there.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:24, archived)
# kiss the enormous tower
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Dohoho!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:54, archived)
# that is brilliant
do some prints
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# lots of lols to be had here.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# wow
clicks hard and I think this should be an FP, cmon guys.

hope you weren't in a coma really :C
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:21, archived)
# no, I wasn't
but I did spend a lot of that time unconscious nonetheless.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:42, archived)
# yes - best inner emotional turmoil poster considering circumstances ever
superb - nice one

agreed this should be FP now
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Been reading "The Bridge"?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:10, archived)
# No but I just read up on it on Wikipedia
Strange seeing as I have very recently just moved to Edinburgh.

ooOOOOOooOOO spooky!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)
# hah,
very nice!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:53, archived)
#
i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:07, archived)
# 365 editions per year..
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:27, archived)
# sim..
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Is that the Face Recognition site's 6 people who look like you?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:39, archived)
# looks good there is something strange
.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:43, archived)
# proof they all should die!!



*tin foil hat*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:50, archived)
# This doesn't deserve it's own thread - daerht nwo s'ti evresed t'nseod sihT
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:55, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:58, archived)
# {:-D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:27, archived)
# excellently put back together!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Beautiful :)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:08, archived)
# *likes the hell out of this*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Gaydad were a top band
massively underrated
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:13, archived)
# First album = great.
Second album = meh.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:51, archived)
# VG
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:43, archived)
# HAHA
clickies
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:21, archived)
# And why not!?
I shall send this to all the gay dads I know! :D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
#


The B3TA Blimp was very popular at last night's Bristol Balloon "Night Glow"

:-)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Oh cool rocket-shaped balloon.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can see Ashton Court in the distance from my window, and I SWEAR I saw this balloon.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)
# you in Clifton?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:31, archived)
# forgot that was on.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:07, archived)
# HAH!
Needs moar small white balloons filled with helium and tethered to the tip :)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:02, archived)
# HAHA
*holds head in hands*

(I could have phrased that better)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Gadget to produce free electric power.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
# How much for the T.V.?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# good luck getting mary whitehouse's corpse into a metal coffin.
she'll fight you every step of the way.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# And even then it will have to be Y-shaped.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahahaha! I do like this idea!
*clicks*

Also - my compo repost shitty invention idea:
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Erotic stories for the deaf.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahah
i like your thinking

have a really REALLY old repost.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:50, archived)
# kittehsource?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Kittysauce has valuable proteins and minerals you need to be a cat everyday.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I also have a really really old one to repost before returning to the lurkage.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Fuck yes this actually happened.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Love this
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Nice! Reminds me exactly of this cartoon though,
The recent 'dresden codak' series: dresdencodak.com/2010/06/03/dark-science-01/
Seems you've been pre-empted! C&H did it to me this week too, with the gambling one.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# haha

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# haha:D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# (:D)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:44, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Why is there a leather vagina on that chair?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Pffft
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Hey! Unfair!
Just because she's getting a bit old!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:55, archived)
#
Lolz, anything that has the word Fucksocks in it will get a click from me.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# !
he's using da treez
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Das pred-E-tor.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
#

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I proclaim a random thread.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:28, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# bwhahaha
that's lovely
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Woah!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:23, archived)
# It's not just me, then?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I've been there since May 2003

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Come on - you, me, pints. Let's do it.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
# NSFW
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# I made the mistake of going to the home page
don't do that.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:19, archived)
# that's exactly how I looked
except I'm not wearing a tie
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# (that was a pain in the ass to make)... :D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# :D
ghost dog
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# He guards the Gates of Hell.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# FACT!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:11, archived)
# bow down and kiss the ring!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# it's gonna bang in your face!
BIG!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:14, archived)
# he does you know
although he does have trouble getting it up, what with being 87
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# STICK A FORK IN IT
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
#
then throw the smell large inside!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# needs more drippage

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Indeed he does love the cock, he loves himself long time.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] In the den with Jones!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# this is a repost
but it's still good.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I know, I know
But it's the quickest way to post these days?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# A repost
that doesn't fit the remit at that
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Love it
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm oot.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Great!
It's disappointing to think she started off in my town.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# That she's so successful.
And you've only got your good looks?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Pretty much
You know how to cut to the core of me.

Anyhoo, if my parents gave me a holiday company to run I bet I could make a decent stab at it too. Maybe not in the current recession...
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:48, archived)
# doesn't look that dark in that park
I'd pick another location. Too many people walking about near there.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# It's dark enough for me.
when I go out raping.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# haha
I mean, that's wrong. Very wrong.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
Poor Deborah, all she wants is a bit of cock
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# me likey
click!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:03, archived)
# Help
I read the site a lot but don't post much because I'm a lazy git. I need a design for a banner for a website so have spent thge morning trying to learn Photoshop. What I really need, is for someone to offer any feedback on my effort, especially if that is to tell me it's shit and I should start again… I work in an office with one other person and his response was "It looks like a camel pissing a rainbow."

Any feedback greatly appreciated

(Please note I shrunk this quite a bit to try and stay in the rules)

Thanks


(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
# It's perty!
But now I can't get the camel thing out of my head!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I've tweaked it a bit for you.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Loads! thanks!
Can I have it?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# You're very welcome.
On a pedantic note:
You wouldn't be able to see the sun and a rainbow at the same time.
Sun and shooting stars is also unlikely.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:59, archived)
# True but I think it's more of an abstract piece
but while we're at it the spectrum would usually start with red on the outside.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Aha!
I knew there was something bothering me about it.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Woo
Woo Moo

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# This was infact the original .....
Dark side of the MOOOOn album cover!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Yes.

* This post may contain nuts lies
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# it's more like a camel shitting a rainbow
which is pretty special if you ask me.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Dear Sir or Madam,
I like this very much. In fact, I would like to commission this for my monthly magazine. Please let me know a price and invoicing address.

Yours sincerely,

Rodger Camel,
Editor-in-Chief, Camels Pissing Rainbows Monthly
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# * Subscribes
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# What's the website it's intended for actually about?
If it's fairys, kids stories, or similar such whimsical subject matter then great.

If it's the header for the front page of the new Thames Valley Police Site, then you might want to reconsider.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Safer communities together.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# ha ha ha :D
top bit of poker face by the policeman there!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# genius
i want to hug that copper
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Somewhere inbetween
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# A midway between
Fairy stories & Thames Valley Police?

FAIRY POLICE!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Thames Valley Police Community Support?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# FairysInThamesValleyPolice.com
To be honest it's a Geeky forum site. my idea was that the rainbow is sprowting from a PC screen but i need Flash or something similar to finish it in the style I want so that has to wait till I get home
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Honestly the sky/stars/meteor bit top right works well
the cloud-rainbow combo doesn't really work.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Thanks
I better think of something else to stick there now then.....
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:50, archived)
# haha
but this - what's it for?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# gay sombreros IN SPAAAACE
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# ONE DAY THE KINGS MELTY HAT DID ALL SICK IN THE SKY IT WAS A RAINBOW
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# The whole day was looking good until..
that cloud came along? Not that I'm an expert or anything but all good apart from the cloud. Never posted myself as bit shy and no doubt it would be shite anyway!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# shitting rainbows after it rains
there's enough miracles here to blow your brains
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# What is that blue thing...
...and...have you EVER seen a cloud before?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Its been a while
Mommy and daddy where so proud,

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Compo it...
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# ha ha
:D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:07, archived)
# wow
that's rather good
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:13, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
:D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# ha ha
This is great, I have missed this site
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Ace :D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# :D...crush them!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Haha
Best thing evah.

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Not forgetting Clive

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Fuck, yeah!
The world needs more Clive.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:13, archived)
# CLIIIIIIVE!!!!!
You star!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)

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