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[challenge entry] I knew I'd seen Deborah Meaden before...

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:35, archived)
# WTFLOL!
TJ: What shall I name my new-secondhand phone?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Cuthbert
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I like Cuthbert. It sounds like an old, slidey Sony Ericsson.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Barry
Or possibly Clive. Though I think barry is a better name for a phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I knew a Barry who was a grade A bad bastard.
Clive is a possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# i've said it before and i'll say it again
martial arty karate carty beef curry and chips
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Too many characters :(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Telly
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)
# As in "Ah'll telly you this...?"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:48, archived)
# No.
As in Telly Phone
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:53, archived)
# hahaha click!
(Testicles just for you, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:56, archived)
# 'Twigthing' for connor

Click for bigger 80k
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
# ALSO:
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Nice :D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:28, archived)
# I'm not going to hi cockalorum this until I know...
Oh fuck it, hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:27, archived)
# That's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Little Big Twigthing
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 7:15, archived)
# We've got action right here !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)
# yes! you have captured the connor
are you still using the default renderer? these would look even better with some global illumination and tings. or maybe it can do that already.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:32, archived)
# I haven't really played with the external renderers much.
I have AO on -- add only. Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)
# tis very nice
was just thinking aloud as I've been interested in extremely slow rendering methods recently, not had a proper look at blender yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Have you tried any of the postPOVs? Megapov and the like?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:04, archived)
# yes, briefly, been a while though

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Nice :D
(herman:D, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I agree with Bloop I think especially the still frame ones would look even better
if put through some of the free external renderers like LuxRender or Yafray although for animations certainly LuxRender is completely out of the question unless you happen to own a massive computer network as a render farm. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 10:27, archived)
# :D
cheers tahkcalb
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)
# [/;-D
Glad it worked for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Beez!
Total tj that's also a massive longshot:
Ages ago I managed to get a corrupted pixelly kind of effect in Paint Shop Pro for some wallpapers. There's one of them here. I want to recreate the effect now but I have no idea how I did it. Does anyone have a clue what I might've done? I think I probably started out with 32x32 pixellated stuff like this but dunno how I got from that to the final look. It's driving me mad experimenting with everything I can think of!

Edit: figured it out now, thanks helpful people :)
These are the steps here if anyone fancies trying it in other image apps or messing around with it
Edit2: Although I missed of the last step...whacking the contrast up to full so it's just black & white
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I'll have a try...
does that include the slightly warped look of it or just the pixely bits?
edit: i give up, this is more complicated than I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Ta for trying
but see below, I think I've got it. Although I'd be intrigued to know if it comes out like this in Photoshop or other graphics programs.

Edit: And now I will write down the method, so I don't forget in future :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Ah, never mind, I think I've got it
I was wrong about starting with the pixelly bits.
Just start with 50% grey noise, overlay a very faint gradient, pixellate the lot, gaussian blur 8px then whack the contrast up to full. I think the corrupty bits are just down to PSP's crap blurring :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)
# yeah I don't think you should end up with lines like that from a gaussian blur
what does it look like before you change the contrast?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Glad you've cracked it, I was getting nowhere.
Well, I was gettign somewhere, but I think it was in entirely the wrong direction... i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu188/MadisonRose/tangyspixelscubism-1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I like that
looks like someone's spilled the salt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Shitflies.
To match/riff his monocular animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:55, archived)
# :(
Shitbeez?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Not recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:30, archived)
# maybe you didnt start with those pixels
and instead started with one of the brushes or spray brushes and made it really zoomed in?

edit - some pencil tools in photoshop made big gives you the weird corruptions

https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/21672/1683235992/KMnUX.png
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Ooh interesting
I've not tried messing around with zooming in on things, will have to have a tinker.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Very sweet!
You did inspire me earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)
# YAY!
&thx
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:11, archived)
# this has all the makings for a cute, but utterly bloodstained and horrific children's story :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:43, archived)
# The best kind, if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:01, archived)
# excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 7:28, archived)
# Big is beautiful


Click for bigger (147 kb)
(Hot Grot slightly hard of herring, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Tart!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Mud Walker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Micto's had her...
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)
# yes !
Hippo whores FTW
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:13, archived)
# that scot to take some beating
(paulio, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
#
?
(Testicles just for you, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
#
oh get it now! ;)
(Testicles just for you, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:04, archived)
# IM IN!
given how no one understands duncan in my pitch i'd definitely give this a ten thumbs up! www.b3ta.com/board/10154634
(sir_ch33s3ington Think NOTHING of it! (>º_º)>, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# How many thumbs you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:27, archived)
# I'll give that a 1 or a 2.

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:03, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
nice one HB :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQdSuQt0iM
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:19, archived)
# I would now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Oh Basil
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaaahaaaaahaaaaaaa....
/Basil*




*before the modern "what the fuck were they thinking they haven't even got the voice anywhere near the original one and he's far too fluffy" re-branding
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Hahahaha :D click
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Top Basil. Love the number plate.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)
# is that a road in Bromley?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Cheeky Blighter
Have a Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Yay
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# nice Woo
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Yeah, give me a second series YOU SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:04, archived)
# this
makes me moist!
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 8:45, archived)
# dinner's nearly ready..
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# OH FUCK!
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:08, archived)
# OH HAI DINNER
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# OH HAI NICK
I played 3 Halos today. It was a competition to with Reach Around Halo. Our team lost the first round.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:17, archived)
# OH HAI PETE, I DON'T HAVE THE INTERNET. JUST A MOBILE TELEPHONE :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Internet phone telemobile devicing :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Well you couldn't could you
It's already trying to make friends
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# But it's like the cow in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
he wants to be eaten his entire life is about providing tasty meats just for you!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
# I was thinking more Withnail & I
"How do we make it die?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# i'll put this here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# No so feckin' funny now, izzit ya damned bunny?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Fuck Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# my food is flashing at me..
disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# x-ray-ted!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:59, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:30, archived)
# That's raisin the standards.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:32, archived)
# I think you should prune the frequency of your posts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:41, archived)
# There's no need to grape about that!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:44, archived)
# That should annoy all and sun-dry
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:48, archived)
#
[something about gan grape]
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:53, archived)
# This is getting too fruity for me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# I'm currantly laughing at all the punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:32, archived)
# I'm plum tired of it!
[not really]
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
# At least he dried
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
# *kicks stick away*
*runs off guffawing* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:34, archived)
# :)
TJ: cpn.canon-europe.com/content/yourspace/newsletter/newsletter_teaser.do

At a very good guess, this will include the long awaited announcement of the 1Ds4, 60D, and a few L-lenses which should include the 24-70 2.8 IS

Rock and Roll :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:45, archived)
# CAMERAS CAMERAS CAMERAS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Lovely cameras
Mine's a bit outdated now but still going strong - Nikon D70
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
# I don't have a camera. Im too poor :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Aww
But don't you have a camera phone?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I have a clever phone. it has a camera on it :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I'm shooting my oldest friend's wedding in October
so conceivably there is a very realistic chance i'll have one for it when I put my self on the pre-order list at every camera shop in the country

With some time to spare to get my head around it before his big day! Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# I love cameras
I took photos for a work colleague at his wedding, but I wasn't assertive enough to tell his to-be-in-laws to get the fuck out of the way as they were taking their photos right in front of me and I was suppose to be the "offical" photographer on the day I say offical in quotes as I wasn't getting pay for it or anything but they couldn't afford a professional photographer who would have told his in-laws to get the fuck out of the way, so I felt obliged to wait and missed nearly every decent chance.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I've done a few now
You have to take control from the onset, so other guests listen to you and respect the fact you are there to remember the day more than they can do on their camera phones or Mickey mouse cameras, and subsequently are mindful of where you are pointing your glass, or even standing.

Having said that, I really like lurking when people are letting their hair down and shooting them at a distance; hence capturing truly lovely genuine shots
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Yes candid shots are usually the best
they look more natural than the staged shots. But I'm completely amateur at it. I did photography at college so know full well how a camera works and how to develop and print from film, but I don't have a great eye for composition I need more practice.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# "click"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Sweet! I come back after months of being away and I get a click without posting anything! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Looks good enough to eat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Heh, blind poop.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:56, archived)
# nom
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
# hahahahaha.... this made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# blindddddddddddattttttte
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Wacaday 419!
Timmy Mallet is getting my lottery winnings for me! Yay! Shall I make my claim?


Click to read
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:20, archived)
# too late
you hesitated.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:25, archived)
# My God it's full of ....
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Walkers French Fries?
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:02, archived)
# I wish I love them
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:05, archived)
# words?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:04, archived)
# indeed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Can I have a million?
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:21, archived)
# odd how the
dept of foreign payments
has a Yahoo HK address...

I could've sworn all the depts moved out of HK with the handover a few years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:38, archived)
# How baby daleks are made! :D


yes very quick and crap - been busy all day writing a tutorial for a mag :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Gay Daleks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# sounds fun to me!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHWCYM2whEI
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:01, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiq-0rf_bA
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:02, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# mwahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Now would that be fisting or whisking?
:s
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# maybe a bit of both!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Socket To'm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# too right
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:01, archived)
# PRO-CRE-ATE
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:01, archived)
# yeah that'd
made it better! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:02, archived)
# inseminate!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:07, archived)
# hahaha
thats even better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:20, archived)
# E-ja-cu-late
(eyes, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:24, archived)
# *FORN-I-CATE*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Californication - I love that song
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:57, archived)
# BUM DARLEKS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:57, archived)
# do way to instane mother
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:09, archived)
# meep meep
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:54, archived)
# woop thats ace!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Hey Jesse, how are you? :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:57, archived)
# tired and sick of the summer holidays ;)
you??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# What Summer? and what are these things you call "holidays"
hehe tired, shoulder aches like crazy (laid on it funny last night), otherwise fine.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:05, archived)
# well no so much summer
as screaming bratt holiday :) **rubs sgoulder** :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Oh is the Anti-Christ Child not improving then?
You really need to have her exorcised or stick her in the garden

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
# hahaha
i love that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Rock'n The Rock
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:57, archived)
# you nerd
you did that far too quickly lol.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# It's all done with smoke and mirrors, smoke... and... mirrors ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Rock slide :D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:02, archived)
# woo!
nice rock restoration
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:14, archived)
#
i once usedan elevator that dropped (seemingly) that quickly!
(MP3J part2, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:04, archived)
# It smells like thunder out there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# hahahaha
just when I thought I knew what was going on, this happened.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Hard to tell where it's safer . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I don't understand anything anymore.
But I laughed at it.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:57, archived)
# It is better to have not picked up . . . than to not have picked up at all !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Comedy should never explain why it is funny, otherwise it isn't comedy.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Phantom Phant !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# better out than in
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Right . . . merely watch your steppe !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:13, archived)
# so not worth it's own thread, but fuck it...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Trying to fly like him . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:22, archived)
# you're never gonna make it monica, give up
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:28, archived)
# She's gonna flap till her flappers flap off !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Someone say flaps!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:00, archived)
# haha!
Needs Benny Hill theme
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:25, archived)
# bennyhill freebase :D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:34, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:38, archived)
# marty morrissey
and a banana mickey?
(poocheim No al calcio moderno, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:42, archived)
# we have a winner
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# is the banana
breaking ball?
(poocheim No al calcio moderno, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Do you mind terribly if
I do not?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:34, archived)
# nay bother
couldn't give a fuck :)

EDIT:but you really want to eh?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:47, archived)
# I immediately thought of Obi-Wan and herman when I came across this :)


^CFB

beautifulplacestovisit.com/category/mountains/

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Cracking view there
I could make a joke about "The Fissure King" but it sounds like a dodgy porno.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:53, archived)
# lovely
although if you click the link there's a pic of some nutter sat on the edge with his legs dangling off it :oS

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Kinda like this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Sounds like the kind of thing I'd do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Sweet barking cheese.
That would have me catatonic with fear.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# High On Rock
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Is that sopped at all?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:57, archived)
# I immediately thought of Obi-Wan and herman when I came across this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:01, archived)
# I don't know who they are,
but it looks just like the source to me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Oh well
You must have the bloke on ignore

www.b3ta.com/board/10154692
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:07, archived)
# to be fair i had herman on ignore because when he first joined i think he posted some nsfw stuff
but he does some really great stuff now
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Same here
but he got the feel of this place and amended his ways

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# thanks :D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:33, archived)
# I now see what I am looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:33, archived)
# haha took me a while!
edit - they really need a mcdonalds up there
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Oh if I had a couple of hours I would have done it myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:05, archived)
# haha spotted them :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:05, archived)
# I had to TinEye.
How did we ever do without it?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:39, archived)
# it took your mentioning "them"
to get it...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 3:12, archived)
# nice
climbed up there (well, walked the 8km or so path up) about 6 years ago. truly amazing views.possibly the single most beautiful place i've ever been.

nice work
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Did you experience any pranksters ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Hahah:D
Nice one :D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:32, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:46, archived)
# I remember when all this was factories


Click for bigger (155 kb)

(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# heh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:10, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Woo :D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Ba-dum!
Ok, that gets a click for silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:12, archived)
# *attacks mercilessly with frying pan*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:23, archived)
# excellent punnage
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:29, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I like jesus
but based on the evidence here, I wouldn't want one of his non-stick pans.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# thats
my friend toby!
(sebmcr, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:19, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
This wins everything!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# *ker-spangs*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:43, archived)
# Haha
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)
# HaaaHaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:08, archived)
# haha
this is great :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Haha!
Moslims are teh funniz! lol11!!1


*sigh*
(Mza, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Excuse me, but this may not be the peurile digital arts community you're looking for.
On your way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Leaving aside the fact that I wasn't mocking Islam or muslims, rather just a word play on some religious paraphenalia that muslims happen to use
I would have done the same if [insert name of alternative religion here] used prayer mats

We've had several entire compos taking the piss out of Christianity and countless Judaism and Bhuddist related compo entries over the years without anyone batting an eyelid.

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] allah be a millionaire this time next year
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 16:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
The timing makes it :)

Have a related piccie !
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# :D
me at Felixstowe Carnival 2009 at 1min 28 secs got hat and sunglasses on :Dhttp://www.felixstowetv.co.uk/index.php?option=com_hwdvideoshare&task=viewvideo&video_id=180
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# What no Obi Wan Kenobi?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 17:46, archived)
# No got a dancing Obi Wan Kenobi :D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:05, archived)
# D-:
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:24, archived)
# That's no Obi Wan!
it's a Qui-Gon!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] An idea to save the PA's knees
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I am sitting on a balcony
I have a glass of orange juice, a comfy chair, I have newspaper websites open on the computer, and there are cars in the background. Also, I am wearing a shirt (albeit a tatty West German army shirt).

Now I need to work on the smug expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# no croissant?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Sadly, no
But I did have some croissants for brekky at a rather nice B&B in Somerset last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)
# I'm on a horse!
Anyway, why did I initially interpret the "PA" in the caption as Paula Abdul?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 17:37, archived)
# This took a while
Needs more time on the final frame.

VG though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the future.

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
# So it's like HDCAM
except that exists? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Fucksticks!
I'd never heard of that.
That's five minutes of my life wasted that I'll never get back.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Betamax was far better quality than VHS
but Sony got their own back when Blurry beat HD DVD
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky pea

(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
# or find a bird who's
into water sports
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# or pee in the shower
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 15:09, archived)
# ^ This - HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 16:38, archived)
# That's nowhere near big enough for my frankly enormous penis
oh man, if only I had a quid for everytime I'd typed that
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# You'd have made two pounds from one post right there!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# it's ok
i get it
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 6:49, archived)
# There's plenty of money to be made in the porn industry
for gentlemen like yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# As I have said before...
Now come up with something to help with the "post-sex 1st piss in the morning, multi-directional spray" and you'll be rich!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Try this
www.shewee.com/newstore/pages/About-Shewee.html
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Sheewee perhaps they missed a trick should have called it Piss-Easi
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:51, archived)
# ...but surley
that's for the 'ladies' of wich I am not....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Or maybe it's just cold where you are?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Pure WOO
I'd buy that for a dollar!
(misanthropic_lobster scuttled back to his cave on, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)
# rim twang!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
#
I thought this challenge was for joke ideas that were obviously daft.

As a serial rim-twanger, I would TOTALLY buy this bog if I could.

Completely serious.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 8:41, archived)
# I remember this...
It was on b3ta earlier in the year/last year.

And ever since then, many mornings, I have thought about this invention.
(LokiMD, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Going to felixstowe carnival bye bye :D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
# tara!
have this because it was a bit of an accident

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:50, archived)
# So you're cooking noodles?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:56, archived)
# was trying to make a slinky spring thing
it all went a bit noodle shaped
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:59, archived)
# it's lovely whatever it is
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 15:07, archived)
# how do you make this :D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Jabba really enjoyed this
but I hope Leia is OK!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 17:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:11, archived)
# OOOO thats gotta hurt!
but i wanna see the original, before obi wan was a cunt
(misanthropic_lobster scuttled back to his cave on, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:23, archived)
# hai yah
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 13:59, archived)
# huhuhuh
dude, you look wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:09, archived)
# haha christ
that reminds me of someone
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
# hello!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:52, archived)

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